Don't Blame Me! - FF: We're Glad That Carl Winslow is Still With Us
Episode Date: September 6, 2024You can't see us, but we're together again. Join us for a chat about Labor Day weekend in LA, Sabrina Carpenter's latest album, and a tragicm unexpected nudist resort standoff. We'll also dive into th...e new Dancing with the Stars cast and share our thoughts on The Bachelorette (even though we didn't watch it). And last but not least, we're celebrating the enduring legacy of Carl Winslow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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this is the first time we're recording in person maybe since january january yeah and it's gonna
be a short time because as soon as the sun starts going down your girl cannot be behind the wheel
the sun doesn't start going down to six we're gonna be done well before that no no i i mean
like uh the months go on gotcha gotcha because usually it was like the issue is is that like
we go between two things summer it's really hot and i can't explain why it's so hard for me to
leave my house when it's hot and it's fine because it gives you extra time to get ready in the
morning i just overheat quicker and then the winter i'm bustling with energy but the sun goes
down at approximately uh 15 minutes after you wake up yes and that i it's bumper cars uh-huh and
that's not safe for me or the people of los angeles no no no no so um we're in person today
because we are going through i don't even think a heat wave is enough of a word no it just kind
of popped up on us and for all you bitches and i'm using bitches in a derogatory way for all
you bitches that are like oh it's fault bitch no it's no it's not it's it's 107 degrees today
you heard me 107 you know what it was predicted like so we just had labor day weekend and um
our neighbors were like hey we're gonna have like a fun barbecue with uh our friends and some other
neighbors like come over and we were like oh love it for sure and of course matz was like do you
think i should make gazpacho because unless that's when we first started dating he's like i can make
you dinner too on gazpacho and i was like first of all i've never craved just gazpacho once in
my life never have i i haven't even had it up until we started dating i was like um i'm good
i will say he was like it's just really refreshing and at this point the projected temperature
at the beginning of last week was in the 75 to 80 and we're all like cool this is fine like this is
great we have not had what i would say is a scorcher of a summer we've only had a couple of
days that have gone like or in the 90s like we have not hit 100 maybe one or two days once you
get like in the valley when I'm like going to like Lowe's and I'm like oh it is hot over here
not at my house but it's hot over here and so once we get to like the day before Labor Day I
looked at the temperature and I was like holy shit when did it happen that it was gonna be
like 92 degrees like that's kind of crazy and um our neighbor was like when we got there she was
like I almost texted you being like she was like I was talking to my wife and I was like oh my god
Megan's not going to come.
It's too hot.
And she was like, if you need to stay home, it's okay.
And I was like, no, we're good.
And I just like hung out in the shade.
We went a little bit later and all of that.
And then we were like, okay, cool.
We've gotten through Labor Day.
Swear to God, I checked the weather that next night.
And it said, oh, 102, 103.
Every day I keep checking the weather.
It goes, nope, we're at 107.
Yeah.
It's actually unbearable.
And I hate it.
I hate it.
and not because i'm outside but because i'm inside and i have to turn my air conditioner
down solo it's because even on a regular night i need it at 64 and i know this sounds very
first world problemy but like i can't sleep no yeah like i legit cannot sleep your body works
waking up every day at three o'clock in the morning staying up for two hours and then going
back to sleep until i have to wake up and i've been directing an audiobook all week too so i've
been having to get up early as it is it's been rough it's just so bad and like the reason why
i had to come here despite because it's so hot that makes no sense megan you have ac now we do
um we are we from our insurance is making us get a new roof even though we don't have to
for at least another five to seven years they won't sign off unless it's 20 plus years or
whatever and we're not gonna ask people to put their name like their license on the line so
we're doing that and they sprung it on us on labor day on a holiday monday saying we're gonna start
tomorrow 8 a.m and we're looking at the weather going holy shit holy shit it's too fucking hot
for them to do this like it's so bad but it's so loud and i'm terrified for them and like we keep
being like you don't have to do this you don't have to do this and of course their boss is like
you gotta do it so yeah that's why we are recording in person um and i will say spending
a lot of money on something like a roof like i can't even see that shit right it is protecting
you yeah but it wasn't not it wasn't like not protecting me before i know but like i understand
it's like out of sight out of mind i get it but like i gotta spend money on this no i know and
i was telling and like mods was like so annoying i was like well here's the thing like this is
obviously better that we're fixing it or we're getting a new roof not because it caved in and
like we're having to deal with like actual the damages to our stuff and our home and like the
structure and all of that but yeah it's like really fucking annoying that like we have to
spend this money on it when we don't want to yeah so my theory is that because we've had less fires
knock on wood um that they haven't been able to cash in insurance wise on that and they're making
people get new roofs specifically houses that are not as high of a risk for fire and like three of
the guys who came out to do specs when we were or the bids they were like yeah it's happening mostly
houses that are not in like prime fire territory and they're just trying to like rake it in and i
was like damn yeah makes horrible how was your labor day weekend it was good what did i do i went
did you labor i did not i did do some labor i birthed the child into the world but you don't
even know if she's kidding but uh i i actually did take some time off on monday fun me and my
cousin we just walked around santa monica cute and had a cute day that's what she said this is
such a cute day it was it's actually like very the temperature near the water yeah it's very
like it was like we were like oh we need a need a sweater yeah like what i try to explain to people
who are like not from here we're like oh my god let's go to the beach and i go bring a sweater
chilly the beach will always be minimum 10 degrees colder usually 20 like it will be
cold sun goes down on the beach grab your jacket grab your puffer right but it was nice because
labor day which you know a lot of people think about that being a holiday but it's also school
has started so the tourists aren't here and um also like you know it's so then it's just local
people that are around so it was like no it was very like no one out like felt like christmas time
my favorite time to go over to the beach yeah so i mean we didn't actually go go to the beach
but we were just walking around we had we went to a um chinese restaurant where we like grilled
our own food oh yeah um went to randy's there's one now now in santa monica oh my god yeah when
did it open recently oh wow i didn't i forgot about that yeah um went to in some of the stores
recounted my story about um seeing the uh jenner girls and pack son over there um we just had a
A good time.
What did you listen to?
As I drove over, I listened to Short and Sweet.
Very good.
Do you feel seen?
Yeah.
She's a good representative.
Very much so.
I think I'm taller than her.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Maybe like a half an inch, but yeah.
She's five feet tall.
Yeah.
You're not five one.
I'm five almost one.
Yeah, but you're not five feet tall.
You're also not five one.
I know.
And she's five feet tall, so you are taller than her.
yeah i said half an inch exactly exactly perfect um but yeah it's very good i enjoyed it i will
fight back on something you said though which one about you saying that there was uh
r&b in it yeah there's r&b it's inspired by r&b but she's not singing no no she's not singing r&b
but she's getting her and renee rap are like taking small steps inching towards have you seen
her cover have you seen um sabrina's cover of jasmine sullivan yeah but i'm fine like
let the pop girlies be pop girlies and i love i love it and taking those influences from other
genres into your pop songs i love it especially if you know and like you were you respect the
genre you know the references you know who you're like interpolating or who you're sampling or
whatever that is i'm like okay perfect great amazing my i don't i don't like when um camila
cabello oh god does that you can just oh in the sentence yeah period and then colin specifically
i mean one of the examples of the lesser evil examples is like she started she released like
a hyper pop album that just like sounds like want to be charlie xx but like that's not her vibe or
her genre or whatever i'm like no no you can't just like take that without having been like it's
not like she's covering people like she's not like a fan like you know sabrina carpenter and
renee rap have been saying for decades how much of a fan when they cite like the singers who there
are their inspiration yes they are r&b singers yeah um does camille commute
does she know who she is no i don't think so does she think she's sabrina carpenter right now
no melissa the way the way i would have a restraining order the moment i opened my
instagram and i saw camila cabello with her curtain bangs her bleached blonde hair wearing
the same outfit that i wore on the cover of my single of espresso and sinking expresso i
would be like somebody alert the police right like somebody alert the police this girl is
trying to like and also i have to say all of this over sean mendez when she said that song like he's
gonna pin you down and like something with his tongue and i was like is that why these girls
are fighting so hard no thank you over over this man but back to short and sweet yeah what's like
your favorite song on the album oh my god i mean i love so much i mean i have been a fan of hers
for so long i've been like trying to get everybody to listen to her for so long and so i like like
different songs for different reasons so i love juno because to me it's like such a her song and
like the same way that espresso is in the sense of like everything's kind of like a pun or like a
innuendo or whatever and juno is like the i i like that it's like the whole like story arc line of a
song because she also has another song from a while ago a while ago called sue me which is like
so sue me like for like having whatever having fun whatever but it was literally based off her
old record label who had sued her and she like had come up with this whole time and it's like
this whole other thing but it's just like a very simple line and like her being like i want you to
get me pregnant and then being like you want me to now and i was like wait that's actually fun
especially but i've been seeing people who are like what's a jew now and i was like okay god
and i'm burying myself alive i love good graces i love bad chemistry um sharpest tool i love because
only she could make a song that's so beautiful calling sean mendez dumber than a stack of bricks
like she goes you're dumb as fuck i love that i also weirdly not weirdly but like i love slim
pickens it makes me like twangy country yeah but i love juno i love i love all of it i to me this
is a no skip album yeah i agree and i haven't had one of those since um kelby carter i really like
please please please even though you know it's a radio single but i love it do you see the music
video yes i like how because the song it seems like it's a begging song but it's not no it's
like she's a clean up your fucking act don't don't embarrass me yes you fucking loser and
bed kim is my second favorite but like i've listened to it at least five times yeah it's
very good so good yeah i'm so glad finally finally finally we can align no but no finally
you listen finally you and kyle will listen to sabrina carpenter i i don't know how many times
i've told you it's not sabrina carpenter that you you it's chapel rowan chapel rowan no she was one
that was not sabrina carpenter i was telling you about her ep i don't even know i think i was
listening to it here and you're like oh what is that you're like oh that's good and then we
listen to joseph the pussycats after and then we listen and then we listen to um ashley simpson
and i was like okay yeah yeah those those ones but i remember i was like oh and i told kyle
the same thing i was like you have to listen to sabrina carpenter and he was like all right
and he never did and i said things with chapel roan and then he sent me chapel roan's coach
and i said you bitch the fact that you wouldn't send this to the breeze cursor of i'm so sorry i
have not been listening to you for the last year and a half but yeah i i love her and i love her
like little aesthetic i love her whole branding i think she's doing a very good job yeah and
she's famous because she won the miley world competition which was on miley cyrus's fan page
she was a child and you had to like sing a miley cyrus song oh she like ranked she didn't win she
was like a fan people really liked her um and and then disney snatched her up yeah i want to say she
probably was already auditioning and like doing kind of stuff like that but it's like a good
opportunity to do that um but i actually know the girl who won named amy we're like still mutuals
and i was like oh my god that's crazy and like know her just from social media um but that's
how she blew up i think she did hoedown throwdown like and she's like a child and i was like
interesting yep she stays being a pop girl hoedown throwdown there's a whole dance
okay i loved it well i'm glad you like it
You sent me something about nudists, but it wasn't clickable.
What was it?
You just screenshotted me, even though it was a video.
Yeah, but I didn't want to watch it.
Okay, but why don't you send me the link instead of just sending me a screenshot of a video?
What am I supposed to do with that?
Here's the thing.
I don't want to engage with this content.
You could just send me the link.
I know how algorithms work.
I feel like screenshotting is more in the algorithm.
Don't say that.
because i always screwed yeah so it was the headline is neighbor of missing california
nudist suspected in their disappearance um there's a nudist camp in la i guess here i'll
search it up and maybe this is just your sign that like you shouldn't be nudist because they
disappeared and for some reason they're correlating the two people disappear every day i know but
they're they're citing it in that way of course there's a oh they're old nudist camp in corona
it in redlands oh he was arrested at the nudist resort a 62 year old man was arrested last week
at a southern california nudist resort in connection with the disappearance of his neighbors
and he's been charged with two counts of murder yikes what oh my god this man got in an armored
a standoff with the armed suspect this isn't i cannot stress this enough this is an old white
man this is a man who is 62 years old okay yeah so that's it um he murdered them and then stashed
them under his home okay uh-huh so he was at the nudist resort so okay well is he hiding out or is
he a nudist like he thought he would like i'm gonna tell you right now by the look of him i
think he was a nudist okay because there's something about there is an older white man
in a specific genre of older white man yeah yeah i didn't know if he you know thought it was like a
place of refuge where he could go and then they wouldn't come because why would they raid a nudist
place yeah they'd be go oh no they're naked sorry we actually can't honestly maybe he maybe it was
both maybe he thought he could do both wait so where does the nudist part come in because
apparently he was hiding his home so maybe he's just a nudist that's just his title part
what's his name his name is
michael royce sparks he's a resident at a california nudist resort that doesn't sound
like you can live there maybe if he's a resident at a resort so then it's they're all nudists then
i guess how do you spell his last name uh royce r-o-y-c-e sparks i thought it was one
yeah no i guess it is they live there olive dale ranch is the name of it
a family-friendly nudist resort disgusting well here's the thing like that's the whole point is
like new like it's not it's not supposed to be sexual which i i totally understand but
there are people who then make it yeah sexual and i wonder what the filtering process of that is
it only has 2.1 stars holy shit melissa it's an rv it's a new rv park and so they've got it's
100 acres there's five miles of hiking trails pool there's a clubhouse but it's rvs they've
got bingo you can have like permanent trailers melissa there's bingo uh-huh it's got dancing
trailer dance glow dance party uh trailer trash dance but the one they have an annual 5k bear
burrow race i'm sorry running five kilometers yeah in my skitties in my in my birthday suit
and also if i was that old those titties would actually impale me yes that sounds that sounds
dangerous their weekly events include clubhouse bingo karaoke and texas hold'em
i love that for them oh my god they're all in a pool together naked i'm sorry that is too much
for me what did you think the shared body of water is too much for me there's only a thin
layer of material separating you you know it's all about how my psychological like how my psyche
handles it psychologically nah i guess you can see if people are slightly more clean
you'd hope they probably have like showers set up everywhere and people are constantly cleaning
yeah i was gonna say you probably have like a much more regulation with that yeah well so that's
the story thanks you're welcome your screenshot did nothing
did you see the uh dancing with the stars cast list yes well not list i've just seen three people
yeah that um we've talked about numerous times um first we've got alona uh-huh so excited for her
gonna be great yeah she's my number one pick twin yeah yeah um we've got steve the gymnast
boy uh-huh and then we have anna delvey but that you paw and so i i don't know what's going on with
her right now i don't know who her publicist is but i've seen numerous she needs one numerous
but it seems like right now she's like well picking up on stuff that is because her house
arrest had been um lessened in august okay so she's hitting the ground running i think she's
her own publicist because i don't think anyone she pays could be as good as her like she is her
own wonderful pr i've seen her popping up in ads she's everywhere her ankle is in full display
and she's planning on but that was actually her friend is planning on bedazzling it for her
for the dances i think it's crazy because it was kind of like that um chris kardashian meme where
it's like what what if you just called taylor up she goes i just called to ice up and i was like
can i go and they said sure and i was like bitch i'm sorry the the out specifically for her to come
to california and talk about calling ice up and they said she could do it i'm like
holy fucking shit this is like the most like insane insane yeah and you know what she i think
is the first person on house arrest to participate in dancing with the stars which is surprising
because sean spicer was on dancing with the stars and unfortunately he was a free man yes and remains
a free man as far as i know who else is in the cast um somebody uh who the bachelor the new
bachelorette her name is jen no melissa i didn't watch this season but i saw these fucking clips
she apparently had like the worst crop of men ever like they were like horrible and she also
like kind of she started she's like the first asian bachelorette i knew that and oh my gosh
everybody's like rachel lindsey should have like this this was like a very clear rachel lindsey
setup it was a setup where it was just like they cast a fucking racist on rachel's season
and she had to be like she had to find out that he was racist face to face and then be like you
what what do you mean you didn't know this and like fans figured all this shit out before
and so you know every season that they don't have a white lead everyone's like hoping they've done
a little fucking better and her the issue that they had from the beginning was that they announced
um they it's like the latest announcement of who was the bachelorette so she was in the top three
but there were two other there was the top two who fans wanted they really wanted them and
one's a white girl the other one as far as i know she's canadian okay she hangs out with drake okay
yeah um and she seemed like she was like very cool like i think she's like seems like probably
a very fun time she definitely got like ganged up on by some of the other like girls on the season
like she's very fun very cool but she's too cool for the show she's like tyler cameron she was
never gonna be the bachelorette like she just wasn't and so she was too cool she's tyler cameron
uh-huh do you know who tyler cameron is no so he was a he was the one who was uh the runner up on
one of the runners up on hannah brown season he went to date gigi hadid so like maria was already
too cool for the franchise there was no way she was ever going to be the bachelorette and so people
really wanted this other girl daisy who's conservative um blonde white girl daisy or
they wanted maria and i go there's no way you're getting maria like i didn't even watch the season
i go this girl is this girl is friends with famous people she does not need to be the lead on this
show she is she's like she's got the great personality she's very funny she's quick on
her feet she stands up for herself like all the clips i've seen i like loved her on that season
but i'm like there's she's not gonna do this no she's too good for this show she's not gonna
fucking do it and like in a way that like she doesn't need that i'm pretty sure her family
comes from like well off and you know she had a fun time but like she had a kind of a shitty
experience too like the girls were not very nice to her um and so then there was the third girl who
was jen but they did not release who the bachelorette was going to be until like way way way
late so they had all of the applications come in and so all of these guys and they're really making
it seem it's going to be maria or it's going to be daisy and they're really making it seem like
that and then it leaks that they filmed like hometowns with these these people like their
packages and like who knows it's going to be and at the last minute they announced that it's jen
and people are really mad and then you know what white people do when they're mad there was there
was also racism immediately yeah and it was just like shitty and fucking bad and like i don't know
enough to know if either of the other girls are to like blame about any of that but so she was
already like a pale battle of people being like yeah i don't really want i wanted these other
girls or whatever and it's like fuck that i've seen a couple interviews with her before her
season and she seems like chill like she seems like she's giving me like taurus or like aquarius
energy like does not give a fuck like just chill very cool but not like overly bubbly and like
trying to get everyone to like her she's like if you don't like me like i don't really care
whatever and they cast all these guys all these guys went on thinking it was going to be daisy
or thinking it was going to be maria and all of the fans were thinking it was going to be daisy
or it's going to be maria and so she like had that complex worrying about that and then she
should have been worried about that because that was like all the fucking guys they get to the end
and apparently the guys were shitty like all of them were bad get to the end she says she wants
to propose to this guy so she does he proposes back to her she's so happy ecstatic it's wonderful
amazing and uh like a week later he calls her up on the phone and ends it with her she gets no
explanation like she's trying to talk about it nothing and he just goes and follows marie on
instagram wow and then abc said they're the finale's happening and just as you're about to
watch proposal jesse palmer comes on screen and says we can't show this to you because we have to
talk about something else so they bring maria i mean they bring jen on the bachelorette and they
bring the man who dumped her and she gets up there explains what happens is sobbing apparently like
from the clips I've seen like can hardly speak like she's heaving makes her sit there talk to
him and then he says do you want to watch the proposal and she literally is like do I have a
choice cuts they start watching it the entire time they have a video of her in the corner
hysterically sobbing watching her propose to this man who literally just dropped her a fucking week
later over the phone and I was like horrible horrible so all that to say uh ABC realized
they fucked up and people think that they i think it was having a hard time the episode loading on
hulu yesterday and so people are like i think they're going back and trying to fucking edit
that part out because like it was so bad like it was so cruel for no fucking reason you could
have showed it and then brought them on like you didn't have to give us the reveal ahead of time
and then have us have a split screen watching her watch this sob hysterically next to the guy who
did this to her while we watch her propose like that's diabolical um and so at the last minute
they start like shooting dancing with the stars like next week or something they cast her
they put her on it and i was like good but like why the fuck would you put this girl through this
shit yeah horrible horrible i i'm glad i stopped watching that show yeah it's it's unnecessarily
cruel yeah unreal was all i needed yeah and like it's not even like love island where like
they get to fuck and like swear and be funny like you're making people be buttoned up and
then you're fucking with their lives yeah that's like insane to me yeah so yeah
who else is on it we've got phadra parks who i do not like yeah i'm vocal about it did you
see the video clip i sent you yeah here's the thing i don't like her either and my only experience
with seeing her on traitors she is wonderful reality tv she is wonderful reality tv but she's
an awful person oh yeah well i think some those can yeah hand in hand for a lot of time but when
you lie that on somebody about that's assault then no uh-huh and like treat it like it was just a
casual thing of like yeah yep then we've got some man i don't know who he is he's a football player
don't know danny doesn't matter don't care another man i don't know who he is his name's joey
that's he's from he was the one oh bachelor yes it's the first i've ever read two
bachelor okay franchise people on alone of course love the outfit
chandler kinley i don't know who she is either
she's in the disney channel zombies franchise good for her a lot of actually disney channel
things not good for her also pretty little liars original sin nice she probably knows kenny ortega
and the summer school one cool anna delvey of course yes eric i don't know any of these men
eric roberts wait that's emma roberts man is it yep yeah he's a bad guy yep that is who that is
actually now that i'm looking in his face yes he's a bad guy he apparently is like one of the worst
um actors to work with like like he's just horrible yes i've heard awful things about him
brooks nader oh yeah she's a model i think yeah i thought he died where is that reginaldville
johnson who's the dad from family matters and like in all the uh carl winslow oh i who who died then
you could have had to bet my life on that yeah and from he plays a cop in so many things die
hard and stuff i i thought that man was no longer with us i did too okay
i was i was like y'all can't see us i literally looked at megan and i was like
I thought he died.
I thought he died.
No, I, Melissa, I, yeah.
Well, I'm glad he's still with us.
No, I'm so glad he's still with us.
And it has nothing to do with my, his talent or nothing like that.
It was just, I just thought he was gone.
It just happens.
It's a mix-up.
Sometimes it happens.
Stop scrolling up.
It's like seeing a ghost.
Jen.
Jen Tran, who we just talked about.
Dwight Howard.
What?
Interesting.
steven the gymnast do you think he'll wear the sports mode glasses he's gonna have to do something
on the back he can't see nope and that's that's it what a cast
i have to say i'm really glad that i i really need us to stop with the sean spicer
vibes like has condoleezza rice done it i feel like she did i don't think she would ever want to
well she's very quiet into herself you know jocelyn's condo used to be hers
jocelyn bought her old condo it wasn't condoleezza's it was uh amarosa's you're right it was
wait it's amarosa who was on the reality yeah i was like condoleezza rice wasn't it but to me
condoleezza rice is someone they would try and get on dancing with the stars she would never do it
probably not so private like she rarely does interviews these days i could so see her being
like on their top of if they had their political list of who they'd want condoleezza rice um who's
the i can see alaska from my house ash didn't she do it oh that feels like the this feels like
their vibe of people um tommy lauren feels like their vibe um what's that woman's name i don't
know i can see alaska from my house just put that in palin yeah sarah palin i'm pretty sure she's
already done it i feel like they would like her and bristol against each other dancing
question is her full name oh no she
she was at dancing with oh she was watching her daughter i oh my god and they booed her
melissa i'm so i could be a dancing with the stars casting
yep they she got booed do you think her middle name is farm bristol farm palin
i don't think they know what bristol farms is is bristol farms not nationwide it is a
it's like a small grocery store here bristol farms wow bristol who else i could see from
conservative without a doubt tommy lauren um it's sharon marie
that's a one name it's two names but bristol sharon marie palin okay
it's a lot that's that's a name uh-huh it apparently it is her name it is her name
you're right you're i was like is sarah palin's um
nope it's heath which that also is a name i was gonna say is her maiden name sharon no it's heath
okay well i think they would also cast dorinda i think they would also cast promise didn't she
do it already maybe maybe i'm just i think you're just naming people that have been on it watch the
show the only time i ever watched it was when sasha was on dorinda from cheetah girls i think
she like won maybe yes she gives that vibe Sabrina Bryan like I know Christina I know
like the figure skaters do it I know like Olympians I still think it's crazy that Zendaya
did it and usually for actors it's kind of like the the end of your career like it's what you do
once you're like slowing down you're ready to like land yourself a nice little cushy spot on
the hallmark channel like have that lacey chabert gig but zendaya did it when she was young and
that makes sense to me for her oh without a doubt i think it's like a great move and like
they went to the disney channel they're like let's get somebody to bring in the children
and she's i mean she's done she's a dancer yeah she's a dancer and she's done like she's a lot
of random things as she was coming up well to me it's great pr because they also used her like red
carpet fashion moments and then this is how you got to see her in different looks and like the
fashion and like the costuming for the show is like renowned to be like very good and you can
have a lot of input as someone on it and i was like that's a smart move yeah very smart um durinda
came in seventh place so she did not win oh so sorry but i knew she was on it i don't even watch
the show either i feel like it's like we maybe casting it is actually quite easy but maybe it's
just like yeah this is this is how it works you just you pick and you pick and you pick and you
plop together you know who i would i would kill to see on it because she would eviscerate all of
them but she never would and they would also never ask her is z-way if you if you yes there's a step
and repeat like of um press where after you're done and everyone just like walks down the line
and if you want like a big personality like people like pay attention to listen that one person and
i was like the way that she would turn that interview off like reverse so quickly she would be
i would i'd be obsessed i'd be obsessed with like the song choices like whatever she did but i feel
like she would only be there for like one episode well yeah because they would go uh-oh what do we
get ourselves into yeah she um i feel like she'd do it i don't think she can but i don't think she
she gives me no i've seen her dance actually never mind i take that back oh the video that
she had with the other girl that was on girl meets world the main rowan blanchard yeah the
one that was like it's okay to be gay or something like that oh i love it it was z-ways like a song
that was in z-way show oh yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes oh you're right yeah she did do a little
it was something like that yeah they did she did a little dance to buy a song oh am i gay
yeah am i gay that's what it was but she did a lot of dancing in the um
in those i would also die to see emily ratajkowski on there no connection there's like no segue
between those things but i would die to see her on it because like i say this
earnestly i don't think she can i i i doubt that she can dance but to see the way that like
a family-friendly show and a girl who like showed her today in his music video on there the way
america like i'm like some people just want to see the world burn and that person is me i would i
would love that i bet the chrisleys have all been on it or have offered to be on it yeah aren't they
and jill yeah but hey maybe they can call it up call up call up sam quentin and say hey can i have
a vacation to do anything with the stars and they'll go sure so crazy well that's asking the
stars i will not be watching um but i support jen because what a horrible fucking thing i'll be
watching clips they should put sofia lacord on there too i don't know who these people are
it's that redhead girl who um she's like i'm sorry i didn't know like i didn't know he was
your property he wasn't wearing a collar with her transatlantic accent is she like she's getting
famous no she's getting so diabolical and i want to make a tiktok but like you know their
personality or how someone carries themselves you can just tell that they've never had a threat of
physical physical violence in their life or they've never been hit they've never been in a
fight nothing and i'm like you are so bold with the words that you say thinking that you're
invincible like the way that she says shit i was like someone is going to walk up to you on the
street and punch you in the face like this is it's like she's rage baiting so fucking hard
she literally did this one thing of being like oh like ring ring oh hello it's for you i call
bullshit and i'm like you're a disney channel villain and you leave your house and go grocery
shop like that's wild to me wild you're talking about her though i know but i'm like like
terrifying
well
I hope the stars dance
they'll have a good time
they will, they'll samba, they'll shake it
do a little foxtrot
well
thank you for listening
we'll see you on Monday for But Am I Wrong
Tuesday for See You Next Tuesday
and Thursday for Don't Blame Me
and then we'll be back here
on Friday where you'll get
dry fisted again
oh bring your lubrication b-y-o-l great i was hoping you'd do that because i can't
come up with those i can't do the acronyms that quick goodbye
