Don't Blame Me! - FF: Your Spring TV/Movie Recs

Episode Date: April 18, 2025

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What are you doing? Putting more salt into my electrolytes. Okay. I'm salting everything now. I don't drink water unless it tastes like the sea. I'm going to be making pasta in my Stanley. Okay. Hey, it was helpful yesterday.

Good. I think. Go electrolytes. You should be eating a pickle a day. You need to get a big jar like I had. I do. And I need to do it like yours where I don't have to, they don't have to be refrigerated. Yeah.

I mean, technically they're supposed to be, but. No, but they, those are the ones they keep at the grocery store. I know. That's exactly what I said. They're like, that's fine. Yeah. And I was like, you're not letting your house get hot. no at a deli counter they're sitting there just like that yeah no you're yeah you're fine but like

if it started doing the bulbous thing on the top of the yeah thing then yeah but it's not so but also like there's enough room in there and like all of that for me the issue is that i actually have in fact drank all of the juice out of all of the pickle jars so right now i have pickles that are kind of drying out and um but i don't like when they're too cold they hurt my teeth yeah so i need to do it like yours yeah just go next time you go to costco get a jar of pickles good call good call good call good call um yeah but also turns out like i really shouldn't be skipping or like the take as needed of my beta blocker it's like i should take it two to three times today and then more as needed not like take it whenever you need it even though because your body

needs it consistently so your take as needed is different than somebody else's take as needed that's why it says take as needed as opposed to this is the dosage yeah well you know me i take things a little bit too literally and so like that time you're like i haven't had a what was it some type of infection you're like i haven't had that this year and i was like they meant in the last calendar year not as in 2025 but and and it was like january 15th i know it was like have you been sick this year and i was like or whatever have you had this this year and i was like no and you're like megan they mean 365 they don't care if you had it in the last two weeks how would that apply if then they asked you this question in december that's a very different

time frame and i was like oh yeah so i'm just a little too literal so i was like oh i take it like whenever i i feel like i need it the issue is like i shouldn't feel like i need it like i should but then i'm also convinced it's what like it's part of like the side of like side effects are making me feel not great so i need to switch it and that's why i made that primary care physician appointment so they can direct me to something actually i didn't make the appointment i just switched to it and then hopefully i'll get a confirmation code and then i can i can book physician change update we've received it will take effect immediately perfect great confirmation and everything well hey hi hello welcome to

that was pretty pretty good oh my god thanks and it like a speed and sync well i'm i you are don't jinx it don't jinx it don't jinx the instinct part because we know my computer has been a lot true so i just want to let you know i'm not going to get into it but you should know we have a patreon if anyone doesn't know we do live streams there twice a month and our last one you had to go to samantha's premiere to you it was it was premiering her movie to you yes and so i mean they treated it like it was a premiere so that's what i thought i thought that's what they would do yeah but they had a premiere the week before okay well so you know the thing about movies they love premiering them over and over again but they

premiere them in every city they go london premiere i guess we were from culver's they went from culver city to burbank so and by the way i did see a take talk of someone who was born and raised in los angeles who said that his new year's resolution was to discover culver i saw it too and culver city is technically its own city so it is it's even though it's right everything around it yeah is los angeles similar to beverly hills um and uh what the palisades desperately wants yeah so uh you came over and we did live stream and then after i sat in the most the grossest traffic that i've ever been in in los angeles yeah and we uh you know i i took you on a little on your way out i gave you a little a show of something that was i thought was gonna

be on the street and it wasn't there and then i continued on the live stream because everybody was like we want to hang out and talk longer and so i did melissa the way that they were like they loved what they were like oh my god without melissa megan there's no one keeping you in check the amount of times i paused i i by the way still haven't uploaded the second half of it which you need to i need to let me write that down um when i when i tell you the stuff that they that i was just like pause and i was like okay i'll tell you about this like we'll talk about this we'll talk about this it was so funny okay upload live stream um one of my favorite moments so was um mary conducted a hunger game simulation where she typed in all of our names

and then we read it was like a fanfic mad lib sort of a thing and so then it like told us about how we all did in hunger games you should know you did pretty good but there were some alternative characters like soraya's fedora oh my gosh and there was short evil mary which was you know alternate universe mary who is petite which probably is real life yeah and but i she lived up to her name she was evil great and then motz was there too pretty sure he died at the hands of short evil mary um i think it was erica who was collecting like everybody killed one person erica killed like 15 like it was and that also makes sense exactly it was a lot and um i'm gonna spoil it for you about who won okay i'm not gonna watch it exactly it was soraya and you should know

that and that also makes sense and we all said everybody was like yeah this is it's gonna be but you should know that you if you i think you were i think she was she was already there soraya was asleep on the live stream and again that also makes sense when soraya won and we're all talking about soraya we're not talking to soraya because we know soraya is asleep soraya does not live in the states like four o'clock in the morning yeah we understand but we're all talking about her and then suddenly she just like hops off the live stream and i was like you guys i think we said her name so many times she panicked and realized she had followed the name said i must leave and we were like to soraya we were applauding you because you won

the whole hunger games and it was so funny we talked about like so much random shit um and it was great and this is just like a great promo for the patreon live stream because here's the thing if you are in the patreon and you watch the live streams and you don't participate and you're like oh my god these are so fun just think about the times that we pause and we go okay off the record mm-hmm and those you can only get if you're there correct remind me to tell you one of the things we talked i was like what i what i was in i was like melissa's gonna die when she hears it like we just spent like 30 minutes talking about this it's so funny but how was the movie it was really good actually it had a good because i thought it was a scary movie and i don't like me too movies

and it's more suspense sci-fi oh yeah okay and it had a really good twist like i did not see it coming at all i already told moss he should watch it because i thought it was gonna be like straight horror and i wouldn't be i would be i would i'm supportive from proxy yeah but i was like i with love i don't think i can watch a horror movie but if it is more like thriller yeah it's yeah it's not horror as in like scary there's just there's one little bloody part but i will and i close my eyes but one of them days was more bloody than that so and i can attest because i did have to closed my eyes for five minutes unless i we watched it this weekend what'd you think first of all i i thought i loved it moths loved it i kept looking over at him number one and two it

keeps going back and forth all week he's like full open mouth smile and he goes oh god i love this is so good this is so good and i was like hi i was like did you not think it was gonna go no i did but like i had high hopes and it surpassed all of them like we both were like laughing out loud it was just like and in the words of harry styles it was a movie that feels like a real movie and it was just kat williams and it was so fucking funny i was like cackling but like just the chemistry of everybody i also like i love when they make movies in la and they make sense being made in la and i told you when i watched it but um after i got out of the movie i took an alternate route home because i was like where is this stuff

but i wasn't looking for it yeah my gps just sent me on an alternate route and it sent me through like that where sisa had climbed up on the uh that was this is right they climbed up on the light pole they took me through like i was like this is it and i snapped a picture i'm like at the corner no i i and i love that because as i'm not gonna say i'm la la la la land's number one hater that is ryan gosling but like i'm up there with number two there's nothing that infuriates me more that movies that tout themselves as like a love letter to los angeles and like they're in santa monica and then suddenly they're in studio city because they got there in five minutes like no this everything around it's all basically in the area i live in and playa vista which also

makes sense like it and that's still like 15 minutes away like it's still all in the same area it makes sense for where they're going everything is great it was it was it was just so good and it was so funny it was well it was just hilarious and like again they had such great chemistry i was deeply impressed by the whole thing and i just thought it was like so so fun and so funny and i recommend everybody watch it like i i loved it i did close my eyes for all the blood and i told months that i was like melissa warned me that there's like a and like you could kind of see in the trailer so like we obviously both knew it was coming but i was like oh she warned me that like to just close my eyes and like when it's done it's done but like when it starts

it's like when you think it's gonna start it's gonna start so like just close your eyes and so i did he was like oh good call because that was a lot i was like yeah and it's also the worst kind of blood circumstance for two people who don't like blood yes it's the worst possible because it's not like oh someone got their head chopped off in the woods we're not in those circumstances situations no no no this is a medical setting yes you're not coding you're it was so good though like i abby and i saw it in the theaters on like a tuesday i think nobody was and it was like the week before it was leaving theaters anyway so like we had the whole theater to ourselves and we were just having a good ass time i know i remember forget what i was doing because you

you were like last minute if you can we're gonna go at this time and i was like fuck i can't but i wish i'd saw it in theaters but like it's just it's like i mean it would have been better on a big screen but like it's just it's really good and macho's like this is he's like this is not a plane movie and i was like no it's not it's not a plane movie at all and we what did we start watching that we were like oh this is a plane and we started watching something else that he we were like this is this should be instead for for an airplane and we stopped but we were both really bored can't even remember that's how unmemorable that's how bad it was when you're a mid-sized business you need every competitive advantage you can get

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predictable like that was the most obvious person to pick to be by the end yeah i thought it was pretty like even at the beginning if you wanted to pick the most obvious person it would be this person who was your pick initially it well the thing is is like it should subvert and i think it should be somebody that we liked i thought the whole time that it was going to be the uh first husband and then it makes sense that they that like i was picking up on that was because she didn't like she yeah spoiler alert to everybody yeah um that she was impersonating him yeah because it was i i thought it could have been the mom oh jane curtin okay yeah which i know that i don't know we can cut this out if i shouldn't put this in there that you auditioned to play

young version of her i'm fine with that and in older version of her i was like i can definitely see this so i like couldn't really like i could see it in the sense that like she definitely looks like people i'm related to like she definitely not the irish side but like the other side she like definitely looks like people that i'm related to and so i'm like okay i i i get it we probably have some of like the same like same similar yeah or background of like some i wouldn't be shocked if she's got like some dutch in her um and then but like when i watched like younger videos of her i was like okay i mean i don't i don't know because i was i was auditioning for like younger her when i saw her in this i was like oh that's gonna be me when

i'm old yes like i was like yes oh no because i didn't even realize it was jane curtain until i was looking at the cast and i was like wait it is her like damn i forgot that and yeah no i feel the exact i feel the exact same way so when i get old hit me up again everybody i'll play jay curtain yeah but i thought that would have been fun to be her but like no one i i just didn't think i didn't like i didn't like how it it was too like this is the most obvious person that it would be i liked everything up until that moment everything would you have liked uh if it had been the two uh the housekeeper and the no well because then we already spent a whole episode on them so i already knew so like going into it i already knew it wasn't going to be them because we've

already spent a whole episode on it i do think at this point though it was like like we'd already talked to like everybody that like it kind of felt like it oh what was the part that we never figured out oh the part that i was that i brought up last time that i was like we've talked about like the calligrapher and like writing everybody's names i thought that was going to be a bigger plot point it was just to get that little weirdo in that was all it was for yeah but like why wasn't he because i was like is it did he see some is it something that so that would have been a good one too if it was him because then it could have been like he's just he's been throwing everybody off with the calligraphy stuff and he was like yeah i just didn't think it was an earned ending i do

think at a certain point because they they did such a deep dive on like everybody that i'm like unless you introduce a brand new character that like that's who this was they like snuck in and snuck out and that's when they brought the guy who like ended up there who like wasn't supposed to be there but like that's what i mean like the calligrapher was the only reason that guy was able yeah but like at a certain point once we've already dissected and interviewed and talked to like every single person it's all gonna it's not it's not gonna be as big of a twist because like we already have all that so i do wonder if it's you know in typical in typical shonda way where we're like okay this was and then the next season

we're completely fucking different absolutely different but I did think she was I liked the act I liked her the acting was great I thought the writing the set design like everything was great it just like this those last few minutes just didn't

it just didn't pay off for me that's fair that's fair I loved um I loved her in the tree house looking for the birds I was like where the fuck is this I felt like south america no but like where they filmed it oh i don't know because it could have been anywhere it could have been anywhere but i just want to know where did you actually where'd you put that

big did you build that on is that at radley like where'd you where'd you build that thing like that was just so cool so i'm excited for a second season hopefully it's hopefully it's good and now you have time to watch paradise yeah next on the list they've started airing it on abc oh that makes sense that with a few hula shows i mean they're gonna they had to edit it right i haven't watched any of it they would have to edit it for yeah there's some but i know his ass is in there uh-huh um but my wife talked about it the other thing i'm a little bit it's a little um um some might accuse it of being anti-american but like it's i think that wanting better for your country in general is the most patriotic thing you can do but abc tends to air on like

pretty they don't take big like risks like that on like current time well that's what i was gonna say but like on like current tv like on with i'm like would scandal have been okay i mean they had a lot of fucking sex on scandal too yeah but i know they did the same thing for unreasonable doubt and there's they dropped plenty of f-bombs on unreasonable about and there was plenty of fingering that was very it wasn't in a way of we're being secretive about this it's very obvious okay much like your experience yeah we see hands going inside like it's not a not actual fingers but hands going inside of pants yeah and so and

then like i believe she did lick them off lick it off finger so i feel like that had to be cut out for oh i would think so yeah yeah yeah paradise has some ass yeah there's there's some ass also like i don't know there's just like a really dark air to it that's like it's like desperate housewives but like darker and so i guess they can also probably still get away with like a lot of this stuff because it's not like explicitly said or done it's just like if you know you know like the vibe like bad vibe bad vibe like it's feeling it's feeling dark but i'm we we were just talking about how we want to watch it again like and start it over so maybe we'll do that at the same time that you start okay i'll start this

weekend i've watched all the survival of the thickest like i said that was perfect it was so good i love just how it's just like people existing like and i feel like this is the best show of like a friendship group where everybody is very different but the same at the same time and i understand like on some shows i do not understand why these people are friends section city yes on this show i'm like it it really makes sense why they're friends and how they all like lift each other up and they have their flaws but like they're there for each other in a really beautiful way i love tv shows that feel just like a window into like reality because like reality tv is not like there's just like a there's an essence and an aspect of that that's how i felt with the

friendships on new girl yeah same thing same thing and um we're just like in i'll say the second season i could have done without the first episode but like i feel like she just want to be in italy and that's fine um hey you know i'm i understand i'm going on a netflix dime to be in italy great yeah um but then after that it really takes off oh sick okay but it still feels like the end of the season i'm like i need 15 more episodes like this is not the end of the season we're just getting started but it's really good it's streaming right yeah it's on netflix okay that is that it's a netflix original okay because i was like i wonder if maybe eight episodes oh because i was saying maybe it's like how abbott they hit a shorter condensed season

because of the strike last year no it's they just have a point blank yeah oh that is that's hard yeah i have to say i'm so used to streaming that we just started watching uh the gross point garden society which that's gonna be i actually was gonna start it before paradise but i can do both at the same time because gross point again gross point has not been renewed but also i have time to catch up because it's out every week yeah but all the episodes aren't out yet i that's what i'm saying by the time like if i caught up then there's still more episodes to go okay okay okay it's it's very it's really good it's really really good yeah i mean i saw a real quick little accidental thing on tiktok and i quickly scrolled past but even just that one second i saw i'm like

i'm already like i was already in before but like i'm still in it's so good uh ajana i'm obsessed i'm obsessed with her like she it's asia actually oh it is asia yes yes yes yes i used to call her and then we switched to asha yeah and then after we talked about it the last episode i was like actually this doesn't feel right let me go look it up it's asia okay i don't know why we had it right and then we just switched for about a year and a half okay for asia and i mean king like she oh my first of all she's got a bob and she's she's she's bob and miss roberting like it is like the bobbiest bob you have ever seen and like it's like it's michaela with a bob like it is she's so phenomenal she's such a fucking good actress like when there's like literally one

scene of just her reacting to something someone said and i was like i literally looked up i said did she go to juilliard like you she is so good it's such like a it's such a fucking prime time like it is such like a network show in the way that it reminds me of desperate housewives again in a bit that's very soapy yeah and they have like a each one of them switches to narrate each different episode and they like tie it all together with like flowers and stuff and so i was like oh my god this is just it's so like campy and over the top um and i love in general i love when network shows depict rich people but they don't have like a massive budget to get them birkins and so like it's just all this costume jewelry and like it's just like fun and they all

have like very distinct fun characters and like it's like twisty and motz fell asleep but i was like so annoyed because we watched the second episode i was i watched the full second episode but in the first episode i had like said something being like oh my god what if this person did this thing and he was like no that is like not what you're supposed to be picking up on that's like not what is what happening and i was like okay i'm just saying like it could kind of make sense and by the time he fell asleep there's like starts being like one of the characters being like did this person like not even the character suspecting but like as the audience it just is becoming like oh maybe this person is like not all the wonderful things that the rest of the people say that they

are like maybe there's something else here and by the end of the second episode the person was like wait what if this person did this thing and i was like you're like hitting lots get up bitch i was right wake up i was right wake up i was right and i because like i literally was like oh maybe i am because like i pulled it out of nowhere like there was no indication of at deja den insurance we know that when you own a nail salon everything needs to be perfect from tip to toe that's why our agents go the extra mile to understand your business and provide tailored solutions for all its unique needs you put your heart into your company so we put our

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Like an AI solution that works for you, not against you. sap grow is built with ai embedded at its core working across every system and it's ready to go from day one so you can hit the ground running bring it with sap grow ai cloud erp for any size business i also did discover last night that anna sofia rob is very famous to me and very famous to a sect of people i know that name so that's what i thought matz would say i'm like i'm not expecting you to know who they are but like i think you would know her name or her face or something she's also had the same face her entire life and she's a child actor oh yeah the girl that was in carrie diaries yeah bridge to terabithia as well as never seen that well i thought i was seeing

bridge to terabithia one time my friend invited me over for a movie in what 2008 came out in 2007 2006 um and uh i get there and i think we're watching bridge to terabithia and then suddenly there's this creature that has hands hands on the eyeballs and it's like oh and i realize i'm watching pan's labyrinth and monster's like how do you get those confused and i showed him the posters they came out in the same year they start i'm pretty sure they both start with like kids in the woods and i'm like i i just mixed it up i thought i was watching young josh hutcherson and anna sophia robbed the girl from because of win dixie nope nope nope wait that was her because of win dixie no she was violet and charlotte and chocolate factory only came out in

2005 i do remember that she was when dixie sleep numerous times during that um okay i mean she was on an episode of z-way so that would have been the only other thing that i've seen her is she's also in one of your sisters and i's faves mufasa rebel rich oh starring mufasa it's not listed on her really not one for talk media what's it called rebel ridge yeah oh it's like i thought that was a tv show it's a movie i failed you yeah i've been thinking it was a tv show the whole time no okay no he didn't he only had to do the american accent for a movie for okay an hour and a half on that little if you would have told me that would get me to watch it because i would

make it quicker and i have to sit through a full tv show i have a long list okay it's just a very well done movie as well like it's really well acted but it's also just action wise like it's very few movies do i watch where i'm like oh great action sequence like this was a very like really good good job in the action um and i feel this that way about uh what one is it is it winter soldier or civil war one of the one of the marvels has like a like pretty good like hand-to-hand combat kind of stuff rebel ridge also has like a like very good action sequences and then oh we just watched another action thing that was like great and we loved oh we watched g20 i can't believe i didn't start with that we briefly talked about this um i feel like we did about

wanting to watch it yeah the trailer because mott's finally found it after we've already talked about it yeah it's on prime melissa it was so fucking good it looks good i loved it you you it was great i have your sisters have they seen it yet which one loved rebel ridge megan so she might have i don't know i feel like stuff on like prime people just don't know yeah so i would tell her to watch it because it yeah it was it was really good and it reminded me of rebel ridge in the um that's how it came out the hand-to-hand combat stuff and i just thought it was like really really really well done um so i think she would like it if she's also yeah it is hard for me to watch anything with anthony anderson in it after i learned that his mother taught him to eat

out women and every time i see him that's all i think about so you knew i didn't know that and instead you decided to i thought i had told you no bitch and you decided right now to tell me well i'm really glad i knew i found this out afterwards because i already had a hard time believing that him and viola davis were married because i was like tracy ellis ross is your wife like this is yeah much was like no i think they've got great chemistry and i was like i'm not saying that they're not acting well and they don't have great chemistry it's just like when he is on the screen on my television he is with tracy ellis ross see and for me every and he's told this story numerous times as a he he ha ha and you're gonna

make this even worse aren't you him and his friend his mom told him that they needed to know and she sat them down they were i think 19 when it was happening so at least they were adults but she sat them down and um i believe had them watch a dvd that she had and talk them through it and he's told this on numerous he's been interviewed in articles for this he's told this on talk shows late night talk shows as a funny and i'm like it's not disgust it and i cannot watch anything that he's it's very hard for me to watch anything that he's in does he die in this because then i can get behind it um no but it's not good for him okay so so he's so you could he suffers he's suffering a lot so i think you could enjoy it more um i also

really hate this considering he keeps doing things with his mother like yeah she she he loves his mom yeah his mom is public facing yes and i don't i really don't like that and i'm really upset that you showed me that i thought i had already told no that by the way if i found out that information the way i would i would tell you immediately because i have to if i have to be plagued with that knowledge other people do too so i understand but holy fucking shit i wow this you know what everybody needs a team like jaylen hurts of all women that you filter through before you go on a fucking talk show and you say i'm gonna say this in public and instead have them be like hey no that's fucking weird don't do that yep so um viola davis love her of course i just sent you

the video of her instagram yeah instagram i do have as y'all know i do have the spirit tunnel blocked but it pops up everywhere because apparently it brings a lot of people joy i'm waiting for snl to do a spirit tunnel i'm surprised they haven't it made me google she's stomping you'll see can we talk about his outfit he looks like he's parking cars he looks like a valet i'm addicted to this outfit though like i actually didn't realize that i love the outfits that valet drivers wear until i see this on him and i go that's actually really fucking cute yeah she's rounding out the end she's the caboose put this woman on a stage give her a tony she wants to perform by the way and she why wasn't

she in hustlers right like that's because she's i think she was trying to be i think she's at the point now where she doesn't have to do all the serious stuff during hustlers i feel like she was doing more she was like i am on the same who was it that she compared herself to meryl yeah yeah because she is a meryl streep and she is fully and i don't think at that point but like you know meryl didn't do those movies that you like into mama mia yeah oh viola davis needs a mama mia give her a mama mia yeah expeditiously watch viola davis being like a movie adaptation of like back to the future the musical yes something incredible like that yeah oh i'm addicted to this oh wow so um yeah samantha ran into her at a pinkberry and said she was delightful

um but also like speaking of samantha and pinkberry i went to downtown burbank whatever that little strip is have you been there it was fun is it the one that has christmas lights all around i didn't see wide street but there's also like outdoor dining yeah and there's a is it a target or a macy there's like a big there's a ross there's a yeah it's on and then on the other side the back of the mall yeah yeah yeah we went there after the movie and i got i got a i haven't been like oh you went to pinkberry i well i wanted to because they were getting food but i had eight right before scarf that down because she was starving um walked in my house i do any alcohol and i said no and that would have been bad for me to drink on an empty well it wasn't empty i just

yeah but by the time you got your food you had to leave so quickly you would have done like a shot and then hopped in the car i would have gone so no i was gonna take this the shot before oh that yeah then it would have been on it like it wasn't empty but i just was hungry yeah you were i'm hungry all the time pumping iron yeah um so they went and got some uh seafood boil and so i was doing a lap because i just wanted something to drink and so i went because i wanted something a little fruity but like light and so i went to pinkberry first and i was like i don't want this so i was like let me go see what the local people that are having the stands outside let me see what they got and first i went to this like strawberry place

and it's the place that i i've seen a lot of tiktoks where they're doing like the dubai chocolate strawberry cups but they had a cake okay and this was the best cake i've ever had that i haven't made before the chocolate was so light and it was sweet but not too sweet and then they did the pistachio and the pistachio cream and the um the phila crispy like it was layered too and then had like bits of pistachio what was it served in i mean it was just a little plastic thing because it was like a like a farmer's market type of but is it like you know how like when some people make a sheet cake and then they use like cut like um biscuit cutters to like cut around or was it a slice it was it was a square slice so it would have been like a sheet cake but it was cut

into a square wow it was incredible and i was still pretty full so i just had like a bite of it and i was like amazed and then i the next day i was eating it and i was truly like i need more of and they didn't have any packaging like any stickers or anything like saying this is what this was and even the the uh woman that checked me out she was like this cake is gonna be amazing i was like yeah okay uh and it was and it was uh and then i was trying so i had to like look back on my debit card to see what the name of the place was they don't even have it posted anywhere on their social media oh it's in if you know you know yeah and it was so good and then i also got from the stand next

to it a cucumber lemonade pineapple and that was also good and then I made that I came home and made it myself after that I was like I need I need the this and then I used which you might appreciate and maybe you can

have some tomorrow I used instead of water I put coconut water in it so it's very electrolytic does it taste um body fluidy that's my issue with coconut water i use i think when you use coconut water that like the honest coconut it doesn't taste like that but do you what i mean

that like it literally i know what you mean but but it's like the lower quality okay i feel like only time i've ever had it was in a little shot glass at costco and i was like i've sucked a dick can i know this tastes like something that comes out of your body yeah the one the one the honest one it's you have to keep that refrigerated a lot of it you don't have to keep refrigerated that you buy in the stores yeah honest you do and so i think it's the closest to actual coconut water that makes like when you open up a coconut so i use that i also have refreshing yeah and i have an i have an issue with um room temperature uh viscous liquid like i need it to be if it's room temperature it needs to be so thin it cannot have any any sort of bite to it at all it cannot

be thick at all because that just feels and that's honest isn't thick oh perfect okay i'll try them yeah so everyone keeps recommending that that's because it's like really good of great for electrolytes so that was part of the reason i use it as my i drink like gatorade zero during my workout and then after with my um post workout meal i'll have that with it what's your flavor this week for the gatorade the blue yeah i don't know i got the powder it's blue yeah i got the powder instead of the smart plastic less plastic but also way cheaper you can get a pack of 10 for three dollars you can't even get one gatorade for whoa it's more flavorful flavorful and then has like it's less sweet and has more of the stuff in it i don't know why anybody's buying gatorade

no that makes sense because people also think gatorade is like too salty i think it could be i could it could be saltier like i'm i'm a fan of it being even possibly saltier but i love a powdered i prefer a powder drink in water versus just the drink right off the bat and i have a thing with sugars where like it clogs up my throat like the regular gatorade clogs up my throat i can't do like even like if it's not a pure cane sugar i can't do a soda that's why i like that um ginger eight zero that you got yeah we had at your birthday i was like this tastes so much better even like a starburst i can't do it i don't know what it is about it and everybody's like melissa that's not normal and i'm like okay for me obviously my body is rejecting it i don't want it

there are other options i can have for me it makes my my teeth feel fuzzy to the point of like they're so three like i can't function and even if i brush my teeth it's it's i need to scrape off i need to scrape the inside of my tongue i need to scrape my esophagus my stomach as well as the inside of my mouth and all of my teeth and i like i can't i used to literally the first time in my life i had hawaiian fruit punch as a birthday party that that that's a different melissa there's so much sugar in that i was like a dog i was i opened the window i went to a party at a birthday party at the beach i i was riding the back seat i opened the window mouth and tongue open trying to be like get what do i do i need somebody to study that and sunny d because both of these

liquids do not get cold i don't care you can put it in the freezer they don't get cold oh i hate that they do not get cold it's alarming and they also do the cloggy throat thing yeah they also make your teeth instantly fuzzy and they're not hydrating in any type of way they make you more thirsty what is wrong with these two drinks i don't know and you know what i would like to add on to that but i've never had it but i have so many questions about it just i want them to study it because i want to learn more yahoo oh you who's delicious oh sorry it's you not y'all yeah you who is it's just chocolate it's a chocolate drink is it carbonated no oh it's in a carbonated packaging that makes me think it was i mean some of them come in cans some of them come in a cart

until i'm coming a glass thing but it's all the same formula i've only ever seen the ones that look like uh mexican coke that you had at the restaurants of like a glass tiny neck small glass bottle no it's just chocolate a chocolate like um a cocoa without milk in it so drink like when they do the the swiss mix in water yeah but it's sweeter that's good it's delicious is it for like healthy bones or something or am i thinking oval team yeah they were in the same section in the grocery store yeah i like remember it vividly yeah oval teens more it has a lot of like vitamins and minerals in it so like when i got my wisdom teeth taking it taken out and i couldn't like eat food i had that that makes sense yeah

a lot of people have it after they've been out drinking oh like pedialyte stuff yeah okay that makes sense i understand i understand i understand when you're a mid-sized business you need every competitive advantage you can get like an ai solution that works for you not against you sap grow is built with ai embedded at its core working across every system and it's ready to go from day one so you can hit the ground running bring it with sap grow ai cloud erp for any size business hear that it's your money calling it wants a promotion elevate your savings with the scotia high interest savings account always earn high regular interest rates that grow the more you

save and invest conditions apply visit scotiabank.com slash hisa to learn more scotiabank you're richer than you think we planted our garden nice i sent you a message and said i'm glad it cooled down drastically oh yeah i saw that for a response uh this is the perfect day for you to be out in your garden it was and it's looking really good so fingers crossed we're having to like figure out a way to keep the stuff covered while like not making it hotter and having there be like still being able to access it so i like ordered something for the interim to like prop up the netting we have that goes like on top because we have um we have squirrels and then we also have like

tree r-a-t-s allegedly so we need to do that but um i have to put those in but it's like looking it's looking like pretty good and i'm hopeful fucking hopeful that this shit works and we bought like more established plants this time we went to a nursery where one of our neighbors has gotten a lot of hers and they're very well established um and then i did accidentally over buy so i thought i was buying um a more established cabbage plant no turns out i bought six cabbage plants so it's like space them out and be like god i hope this is enough fucking room for six cabbages but the one i'm most excited for which i will i'll eagerly report back everybody um i one of the things i'm most excited for is i got pickling cucumbers

so that could be really fun we also got guacamelons i'm not familiar with that you know it's one of those island of uh spy kids two things i haven't you know i haven't seen that movie i know but for people i do uh quokka melons or i don't or kooka melons oh they're supposed to be cucumber so it's kooka melons not quok i was making it quok uh kooka melon they're mexican sour gherkins or mouse melons that is and it just tastes like cucumber with a hint of lime and like they sound lovely and we got snap peas too um but if anybody has any tips or ways they cover or like specific things that they've bought i've the one that i found that like seems like it could be it would fit our boxes they're like 80 bucks each without shipping which is like a lot and then we can't

have the trellis like still in there which is annoying to me because i also need some of the things need a trellis but we don't really have an option to like not cover so we'll see everybody wish us luck right now because it it's finally no longer just the kale plant well congratulations thank you thank you thank you i have all the pieces to my cowboy carter outfit except for my hat and did you get them tailored yet no i just got it yesterday the top so um yeah i need to go get it the complete thing the top two because they're made for someone taller and someone with no ass and so it's supposed to be like a little the top is supposed to be midriff it's all the way down you gotta tune it uh where the waist is on these

on the skirt oh damn because i'm short i know but like picturing what it i think i forgot because i'm picturing it you some showed me the like so picturing it on the model and then being like oh yeah i guess if you that person's probably 5 11 5 11 yep she is so i'm going to take i found a tailor that's very close to me and he also makes his own clothes and i was looking at his instagram and i could have just gone to him and got but i wanted to be levi because of the song yeah but i could have gone to him and got him to make he's made some incredible pieces he has a whole denim like store in his tailor place of all things that he's made so send me the link i will um and so but i need him to shorten the vest and shorten the skirt and bring in the big ass gap that i have

because there's it was no stretch and i knew when i saw it was no stretch i was like i'm going to have to do this based on my ass size and not my waist size i got like three inches hanging out and it's so tight on my ass it's a it's it's a problem that a lot of people envy you being one of them yeah i will say though that like in the last like two years my hips have gotten like wider and it it is it is crazy because i have some like skirts that still technically fit but they don't look like how they used to like yeah and it's just like oh okay i've just gone with now that with the skirts i'm just going to have it that's just how it has to be because i do not feel like getting every skirt that i buy tailored so they're just gonna have to be short and that's fine or

also have some stretch yeah but even with the stretch it's still because of the way with the stretch with uh um with pants is better because it like grips your bottom but there's no grip at the bottom well the skirt it's still gonna ride up yeah maybe so maybe it won't you won't get rug burn as it as it does if there's a little bit of softness in it yeah but i'm excited i just have to get my hat now and then i'll be ready i need some jewelry too but i'm pretty much done so i think i'm gonna do a thrift like this weekend a bit and i want to try and find um i have like a couple belts i could do but i kind of want to find one with like a cool buckle um and i want to find jewelry so i'll text you pictures if i find like lots of cute stuff but um i like had a

i had like a an idea after a while of like this dress that i already have that's like long in lace and like sheer and have i seen this dress i don't know because like i don't know that i've had it forever in a long sheer dress and you had like brown cowboy boots on in the picture yeah so i so it's not that one specific but it's like a similar like vibe it's definitely like a little bit more um like lacy in a like it's like it's it's really cute and it's like a tank top one and i i i literally think i have never worn it because i was like waiting for a reason to wear it and i think it could be cute again there's just i have to try it on because there's a specific look that i don't i don't want to have yeah i don't want to look i also

i don't want to look like the romper stomper i don't want to look like you just got back from coachella you don't want to look like i don't want to look like i'm like a bohemian republican mom what's that what do they just have to like i don't know what you're talking about but they just had like a pretty mega party or some shit like that you don't want to look like any of those bitches no i don't want to look like oh magnolia pearl i don't know that you we've talked about them before okay and don't refresh your memory you're horrible i don't want to look like i don't want to look like that so i have to check to make sure and if i end up getting from the auction because i forgot but no one bought it so thankfully that hat that i showed

you if i paired that with it that automatically makes it like trashy in a fun way and so i think that the lacy thing and depending on what i wear under it i think it could be fun like if i wear black under it i think it could be fun or dark brown but i think if i go like a nude slip or don't wear anything at all oh i'm saying like a i'm saying like black underwear and a black bra okay not as opposed to like a nude slip no no no no god the era of that of like the exposed like the contrasting slip also don't forget we have z-way that week too i know matt's literally just asking about that send me that again how much do i have your tickets it's one of your presents that i owe you oh my god thanks love it can't wait did you see the couple who got engaged

at a z-way concert and then the husband was like let's go and it was like a sports game i was like yeah that's me also i last thing i'll say i ended up on toddlers and tiaras tiktok don't ask me how did you see have you seen this video of a little girl who was on toddlers and tiaras and this shows like old so like this is years ago and it's her playing with a little i think it's a is it a black barbie or a black like it's like a doll and she's got like a lot of different ones and the mom is a white woman this is a white little girl and the mom is like ever since she was born she does not like the peach doll i have seen this um i didn't know it was from toddlers and tiaras but i and how her pageant look and the mom goes it's so it's the

2009 2008 uh beyonce beyonce at the bet awards and the girl is so excited and all the cons are being like damn pulled out that reference so quick and the mom is like and the mom goes oh god bless her she's got no rhythm but she's cute and i showed mods and bugs was like what the fuck is the show and i was like okay well you're not gonna i didn't know it was toddlers and tiaras but i have seen that clip i had actually popped up recently too no that's i literally saw it but i've seen it before years ago um and yeah see and i just you know notice no black face in any type of way this is actual appreciation and not being a fucking weirdo racist trying to disguise it in appreciation yeah so i don't know what like she wore i don't know that she did anything like

darker than the stand yeah so she but i just the mom being like we support her we love her but so sorry honey we we she prays every night that she she turns brown um and the mom happened yeah and the mom also like suddenly implying being like oh sweetie this is you you have zero there is no rhythm she cannot dance and she's just like oh god bless her and i was like that i i as opposed to like my daughter can do no wrong my kid is like perfect and amazing and wonderful she was like we love beyonce and we also love beyonce because we can never be like beyonce yes because honey two left feet but it was yeah it killed me where she is today i wonder where she is and then there was this girl that was on um because there's like some people like that that uh little boy that

was dancing and now he's a grown man dancing for beyonce like i love seeing those type of stories i want to see her and then um the girl that was on tyra banks and she was playing against beyonce in um like who knows better and i want to know what she's doing too yeah that's yeah that's i i love that stuff where it's like massive fans of something at a certain age and then they grow up to be whatever that would be so fun i saw um do you remember the it was like a viral tiktok a couple years ago of the kid who was in the the finding nemo musical and he's like where's my dad i'm all melissa just in the wild i came across a video of someone being like when you're in your white friend's car and they've got the ox car ox court and they're kind of like hey this is kind

of this is kind of good like what is this and then the top comment was i can't believe this is the finding nemo boy and i was like there's no fucking way melissa he sounds like journals justin bieber okay and i was like and i forget how fucking fast kids grow up and i was like this is deeply inappropriate and then i see a music video and i go oh no he's he he's growing up this is really good it's really good this is finding nemo he's got multiple chains on yeah he sounds really good he sounds incredible he sounds like it really sounds like the vibe of journals justin bieber with like believe justin bieber's voice and i'm like what the fuck what the hell and i'm just

what the hell my hellion say one of the top comments is marlin know you out here in these streets haven't seen fighting nemo but i get it you understand it's enough wow it's just so good so that's all i have for you all right we are so thankful for you all listening thank you for joining us let's come together again on monday for but am i wrong tuesday for see you next tuesday wednesday listen to your most favorite episode thursday we have don't blame me and then we'll be back here on Friday for another

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