Don't Blame Me! - He’s Focused On My Butt

Episode Date: January 26, 2026

We're back! And on this week's episode, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on: Supporting your friend who's with someone who is poly, but they aren't First time being in a friends with benefits situation They're also chatting about Meghan's newly discovered impression, what Melisa's being doing since she deleted TikTok, if they should watch Heated Rivalry, what they've been watching, and socks. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple  Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - [e-mail] (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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that bridge before we get there and mari joined our patreon what right after turned somewhere 18 saying hello i'm officially old enough uh you told me not to listen but here i am now you can't anything about it and now i'm 18 and i was like well that's the kind of 18 year olds that we can embrace in this community yeah yeah thank you i'm just not realizing that mari and my niece are this she's mari's like a year older but her and my niece are the same age you can't think about that nobody is the same age as people who are related to us like no that's not how that works yeah it's it's just different yeah but she listens now she waited she waited she did wait she followed instructions and she said y'all got all the tea and if she didn't wait she at least told you that

she waited but she doesn't she's not a liar i love that yeah she also got a 4.0 hell yeah yeah impressive so right out the gate congrats couldn't be me and hey the world needs both of us all right how about we get into some advice before we do some pop culture stuff let's do it okay this person is 30 she her how to be supportive my friend mid-20s is in a relationship with a person who is 10 years older and also poly and my friend is not for the most part i only hear her heart breaking when he sees other girls and her mental health worsens and it's odd that other girls that are in the same age range as her easier to manipulate but somehow she loves him how can i not be mad at him and support this i've tried to make her see from my side it seems so not worth

the tears and heartbreaks to be honest it makes me angry every time something's being mentioned about him and i usually answer with an extra mean comment about the situation at the end she's so empathetic and lovely towards him but i don't know what he is giving to her oh oh my gosh don't read that part parentheses you can infer what they might have put in there i understand testing new waters is fun we should all try it but if instead of an orgasm you have a mental breakdown it's not fun anymore honestly sage advice i tell myself to get over it and let her be it also seems silly to be angry do you have any advice on this polyamory is not meant for everyone and if she is with like age aside if she's with somebody that is poly and she and it

hurts breaks her heart for him to go out with other girls this relationship is not gonna work period yeah you don't have to be supportive no like that's like the great thing about friendship like you actually don't have to support all your friends decisions but you can still support your friend you can still be like i love you to death i think this is a really fucking stupid thing to do and like i'll be real with you it makes me irate every time we talk about it like i can't be the one you talk to about this we'll talk about something else when we hang out like you can be like i love you and if you're happy i'm happy but like i can't i can't hold my tongue anymore and like i am just going to talk shit about him and like it's now making me it's it's now taking

up space in like my brain capacity because in general like if she was like really happy with him you wouldn't hear about him right but like you're hearing a lot which means that like she also knows this is not good but i'm also wondering like are you 30 or are you in your 30s because you're also judging that this relationship is a 10-year age gap which hey i'm judging too but she's in her 20s he's in his 30s you're also in your 30s or are you i think 30 yeah they put in the form that they were 30 30 30 30 flat so i think that like a this is also comes kind of with being friends with someone who's younger than you if she's like 28 but if she's like 22 then yeah sometimes like those people are going to go to their friends who are a little bit older

who like might have be able to give them more like sage advice and wisdom and like my toxic advice would be like talk about like how much of a shit show your life is so she's like oh wow i really don't want to go to them for advice like they actually have no idea what they're doing with their own life yeah i'm i'm just like just tell the truth like poly is not meant for everybody this is you're not built for this and that's completely fine yeah i'm not built for it either like you might like this guy but you're never going to and i mean this in the nicest way you yourself are never going to be enough for him because he is polyamorous that means loving many exactly and like you'll never be able to do anything to be enough because that's just

that's just who he is yeah or it's even if it's not who he is for right now wants and like for right now you can't be what he wants no matter you can be the best of the best of the best of the best what he wants is multiple partners you can't be multiple partners right you can't be the best partner to make up for that you want to continuously get your heart broken over what the sex can't be that good no so break up with him yeah find somebody that you can be monogamous with because that's what you want he's never going to be enough for you either yep i will say it is it's not silly to be angry on the behalf of like a friend who's like going through this and dealing with it but it is not productive to be angry so like i don't know i'm i'm i'm a big believer and like

say say your piece one final time and with that create the boundary of being like i've told you how i feel i'm not telling you that like you have to break up with him i'm not telling you that like our relationship our friendship hinges on you not being with him i'm not saying that this is a deal breaker for our friendship but i am saying that like i can't talk about this man anymore right and this is this is the final and last time you know where i stand you don't need to ask me you don't need like i don't like him never liked him don't think it's the right relationship for you that's it and like let's close that chapter of at least us talking about this and like because this is not what our friendship is based on and then like you know do something

an activity that your friendship like started on right so best of luck yeah best of luck thank you for writing in but there's only so much you can do you can't save somebody that doesn't want to be saved nope all right we're gonna take a break and when we get back we are We're going to chat. we're back and i feel like i should do this early on because um it wanes is that what you say when like ebbs and flows waxes and wanes so i discovered something about myself when i was in colorado what did you discover about yourself megan i discovered a talent which juries out if i should be adding this to my resume but i've never been in an impression girl

but I think I've discovered the best impression that I can do just do the impression and then let me see if I can guess okay wait now I suddenly forgot what they say okay is it somebody I know first of all yes okay is that you Santa Claus

what the fuck is that you don't know the song you've never watched the Santa Claus no I've never watched oh yeah I have watched the Santa Claus but it's been I was a child when I watched it it's a song from Santa Claus like are you doing like louis armstrong yes okay that was pretty good that was pretty good i need

a doc i'm sure there's a documentary but like it's literally on my to-do list to find a documentary because like the tone of the way that like i have to you know how i hate to watch john mayer sing because like you just see him manipulating his voice which like that's fine if you want to hear it i don't want to see yeah that i'm so interested in louis armstrong's like his i don't know his speaking voice i want to learn all that so bad because i'm like i can make my voice sound like that not consistently not for a long period of time and boy oh boy does it hurt like i want to see like what's your speaking voice like like what it's just the coolest tone of a voice i've ever heard i know there's a documentary because when i was in fourth grade my teacher was obsessed with

him my music teacher and so we watched one we had like a whole semester half a year where that's all we talked about was louis armstrong that might be hard to find because it was probably on vhs tape but one exists i am like so interested because like i love like the biggest thing for me is like the tone of a voice like you could like hit all the notes and like be a fine singer but like i think if you have like a boring tone i'm not i'm just not interested you can have like a very limited range and a very great tone and i'm like fun but i was like listening to that we listened that song a bajillion fucking times because we watched santa claus and i was like i need to know because like i don't know what other songs he sings moth kept saying ones i was like i think

those are different people he said pennies from heaven but that's louis um lewis something else what a wonderful world you're right i'm sorry i was like i don't think i could do that impression though that's what i mean like i can only do it i think you can't if you did that i think you can do it i'll work on it yeah but it's my best impression to date motz like gets a huge kick out of it but now i'm in a louis i'm now in the louis armstrong phase where and i used to get a mix-up with lance armstrong of course why barbara l armstrong louis okay one is lance very old and not alive with us anymore who's the one who walked on the moon it's neither of those no it's uh who's that um neil neil armstrong so to me melissa all those

people are old so like as a child but i'm they're all adults when i'm a kid so to me they're all old but like you know they're different kinds of old okay yep yep so um i'll be working on that And I can't wait to deep dive into it because I'm just like so fascinated. My obsession that I got into over the break because I deleted TikTok because I don't like how now you could just tap on things that's on the screen and they will find similar things. And I tapped on my face and I said, why am I seeing people that look like me? This is weird. I don't like this. That's so spooky.

I like can't let Mott's like swipe anymore because like we'll be watching them and I'll be like doing something with my hands and he'll be swiping. because he just keeps you what's going on why are they trying to sell me people and i was like i know yeah spooky and just like you can tap on anything in the background like a cabinet it'll find the cabinet videos of or places to buy i think it's all too much and too weird so i deleted my tiktok but i still needed something to fill my time yes i caught up on watching days of our lives from like May up until present day. So I did that, but I also, I don't even know how I got into this wormhole,

but I've been watching videos of Michael Jordan. So when I was a child, I was obsessed with him. Like I had a life-size poster of him on my wall. i watched when you were little and still to this day but i'm saying when you're little like that like holy hell it was on my wall every time we moved that was like the one thing i had to make sure i had oh that's sweet i had like a little basketball goal i had like a this picture book that he had that had like the his act like life size of his handprints on it with his family I also my mom knew somebody that co-owned that team that he had in Canada and got my got his

autograph on a magazine for him like I love that man in a non-sexual way like that was just like he was just like that was my guy and so then I just started watching videos of him playing in the 90s oh playing not even interviews you're just watching him so it started with playing i'm like just like his style of playing is just so mesmerizing it's like dancing yes and like nobody's doing that now the way that he moved the ball the way he moved around the court and then i started watching interviews and i was like this man is actually really funny because he says things with the straight face he also refuses to call himself like the goat he said you need to think about the teams like my team nobody's won as many championships as we have we are a team even

though he knows he's the best because he trash talks yeah and literally would go out on the court and be like i'm gonna put 40 today on you and like and would do it and so i just and he's also an asshole which you know i have that's his personal life i'm looking at him as a professional totally you know when you said he delivers everything with a straight face i had to look something up i would like you to guess when he was born he would be born in like the 60s right oh was that his zodiac sign oh his birthday's but near mine yeah he's an aquarium yeah i know that yeah i think it's like three days before mine or something no after after okay but i was like this makes sense this his is on the 17th yes yeah yep yep yep the day after yeah yeah and then i like

when i google michael jordan and then i get both michael jordan and michael b jordan which they just broke a record today and i don't i hate that i'm surprised because like it's what i wanted but i certainly did not think it was going to happen like i've been geared up ready to be pissed at the academy for snubbing sinners i've been like preemptively mad at them for something they hadn't done yet and then they turned around and they said actually we're going to give you the most nominations for a single film ever see i thought that del like they're saying like a surprise like delroy got nominated and i was like i thought he would get nominated and it was a couple other surprises and i was like all these make sense to me i wasn't surprised by all the

nominations also um congratulations to ruth e carter who just became the most nominated black female for uh costume design or just wow in in in oscars history period impressive yes um but like i'm gearing up to be mad oh when the actual show is yes for sure i i think like for me the only i thought that it would have been like the obvious snubs like i think it would have been directing would have been snubbed i think michael b jordan would have been snubbed i think it would have been like i thought it was going to be like casting original soundtrack and i thought screenplay would have been snubbed like i thought it would have been like casting an original soundtrack was what they got and then like the only thing they'd win would be soundtrack which

is composed by a white man and so the fact that you they nominated remember when we're talking about why is it that all the famous composers are from germany or like wherever they fucking are wherever the fuck he are he is one of them he is one of them i can't there's like a conspiracy theory i'm like starting conspiracy theory about composers like they're all like white old german like but i told he's not even old this one isn't even old well i know but that's because finally they're like passing down the fucking torch but i was telling mods that i was like if i told you hans zimmer's alive would you believe me and he was like maybe and i was like and i literally kept saying all these other composers he goes no way and i go yeah they're literally just like still

they've done fucking everything it's insane insane but i'm i'm i'm i'm i will probably be upset the night of the show but i'm at least happy that there were nominations yes oh i loved where were we going on that things you watched michael b jordan oh yes yes yes me googling so both of them pop up but now also as an adult me looking back at younger michael jordan he was very hot too now he's an old man whatever he's pushing 70 and that doesn't do it for me no does not do it for me except for except for dick van dyke dick van dyke every time i see his name in the news i catch my breath i go i mean the thing is i know it's coming so for sure but like and his whole thing was i just want to make it to 100 they need to stop writing articles about him if

he isn't dead though because it does keep stressing me out yes so but yes i also now have also appreciation for younger looking michael jordan and then also comparing how him and kobe played too it's fast they have very similar styles and michael was like if anybody could beat me it would be kobe that's the only person and that's because he stole my style but you consider him his little brother like he literally mentored him oh that's sweet yeah i don't know i don't know a lot about that because like i grew up watching steph like that's who like my like basketball player was yeah but even though neither one was my area but no but like you know yeah the certain popularity of that i never finished watching the show i liked it what was it it's not that one about the lakers

yeah yeah it was a good one yeah they were cute too i like it when they cast you i like it when i like it when beautiful people are on my screen what can i say speaking of did you watch heated rivalry no me neither i was not gonna watch it at home yeah i need one gay person's preferably i mean i'll take any gay person but like preferably a gay person gay men who are having sex with men to tell me to recommend it to me because the only people recommending to me are straight girls and it's feeling very fetishy yes in the recommendation that i'm like um i don't know like i will watch it if someone's like if someone who is like hey i'm i i feel represented in this show versus like girls being like you gotta watch it it's so

fucking hot and i'm like i want there's someone in our community listening who non-binary gay played hockey oh my god you like it but i love it yeah tell me or like if any of like your friends like i just need i the the what it has done for straight women is like really freaking me out they are now announced today that they those two guys will be torchbearers at the olympics oh my god jenzy needs to start having sex they are so horny but i also saw it was really old people are into it too well hey club chalamet story time bro i knew i knew i knew i knew she would i see i was wrong with who but i said she's gonna start another account it's gonna be like a pedro pascal it's gonna be a paul mezcal it's gonna be like she's gonna do a little bit of a

pivot and lo and behold yeah she sees that timmy is very much in love yeah and she doesn't like i was telling mods about how she calls kylie slurpy and he was like why did i go i'm addicted to that because that's like such like a 50 year old woman like insult because i'm like what does it even mean slurpy okay like i love it i love it um so thoughts and prayers uh go out to club chow me at this time yeah when i did start watching that i thoroughly enjoy and it's been canceled but it's two seasons in minx which was on hbo are you familiar with this show so it was it's like it was a lady who started the first in the universe of this show started the first she wanted to make a feminist magazine that wasn't like in the 60s that in 70s that

wasn't based on like being a housewife and things like that and so she goes to a pitching event for publishers nobody wants it it's all men they're like no and Jake Johnson is talking to her and like you know i run i have he's very successful he's like i have this he she dropped one of her magazines she has no interest in him he reads it all the girls on his sets love it and so he offers her she's he was like you need something to be your in why don't we do naked men and then you can write your feminist articles and put it in there and it's really good it's really well done it's funny lots it's on netflix now lots of penises you know we talked about it more penises on tv the the the most penises i've ever seen on tv okay both hard and soft oh the first episode

might have been 15 penises oh my god yeah i love that representation me too good job everybody all sizes shapes angles yes hard soft in between half mass little chose you know everyone some lean to one side some lean to the other some so it's a great show was it bridesmaid where she does this sorry it's being the day okay maybe maybe we'll start watching that we're doing it's really good it's a half hour it's funny it's like there's heart in it it's good yeah i'd be down to watch it we were we're currently doing a rewatch of um friends just not mott's just started one day and like i don't know he must be watching it like in the background like at work or something because like next thing i know we're at home and it's season four episode five and i was like did you

just or maybe we watched like the christmas episode or thanksgiving episode and he like like picked it up from there but we're enjoying that we also watched people we meet on vacation have you watched that yet hulu netflix people we meet so no author emily henry who has somehow become like the biggest romance like contemporary romance writer in like five years and it's this movie mott's like low-key loved it i had a really hard time with it mostly because i found the main character so deeply annoying and because it felt like i was looking at a mirror which i didn't like to i didn't like that i didn't like that she was annoying and it was telling me that i was annoying because i was going unfortunately we are deeply similar and unfortunately i don't love that

i don't love that at all but they had great chemistry great chemistry um it just it you know media shows a mirror to you and like turns out i'm annoying i okay what is i was thinking of vacation friends which is very funny i know you have a apprehension to john cena oh no he's fine by me now okay okay i'm okay this movie is very like i think that more people should have been talking about it it was a very funny laugh out loud movie and they made a second one that i didn't watch yet but i should watch it oh i love that i will also like to recommend a movie be called play date to anyone it is categorically awful and i loved every goddamn fucking minute of it it is with the guy um from that one action show who's like actually a liberal and like people get

like really upset because he's like the perfect specimen of like what they think republican men are and he's like jokes on you the one on uh it's uh is it reacher no yeah it's reacher it's reacher okay and the one who went to school he went to school jd vance and he's like jd vance is a fucking loser and um he's like very cool very badass it it's alan richson richson and kevin james it is the like truly stupidest movie i've ever seen but it's original and like i'm like you know what i'm okay with people making this kind of stuff and like this this is the movie like this is it's a it's original ai did not fucking write it it is so stupid and therefore i love it and we have to support the arts i love that it has 2.2 stars okay but it's my favorite kind of bad movie

because i also watched another action movie that's the one i've been wanting to watch forever that's got like i was like how did i miss this this is like a really great action movie all these women it's like lupita's in it and jessica chastain what's the name of it 265 42 some numbers some fucking numbers and i'm like oh this is that we everybody has different definitions of bad movies and like this is just this one is this is not it but i also fell asleep so who knows okay speaking of movies this is just a advertisement for us yes join us on thursday where we'll be talking about charlie's angels the 2000 iconic film yeah because guess who watched it for the first time and guess who watched it for the first time as an adult yep not too and

it was i didn't remember anything about this movie except for destiny's child and some of the costumes they were wearing yes oh i have so much to say so much to say i will say the one movie i want to recommend besides that that was actually like good chronicle i finally watched i'd like reblogged it a ton on tumblr but i like growing up but i had never actually seen it michael b jordan fine so fucking fine in this playing it like oh oh with his little i'm gonna be class president so fucking hot anyways all right we're gonna take a break and when we get back we'll get into some more advice hear that it's your money calling it wants a promotion elevate your savings with the scotia high interest savings account always earn high regular interest rates that

grow the more you save and invest conditions apply visit scotiabank.com slash hisa to learn more. Scotiabank, you're richer than you think. All right, we're back and we're going to listen to a voice memo. Hi, Megan and Melissa. I'm in need of some help with a new friends with benefits situation. I'm 24 and I use she, her pronouns and my new situationship is 29 and uses he, him pronouns. For a little bit of background about me, I've had a bunch of different sexual partners experiences. I've dated different people, but friends with benefits is kind of new for me. I've kind of done had a roster before or exclusively dated people, but this is a little bit new to me or starting like this is a little bit new to me. A little bit of background about

us. We both worked at a large company where we met, but I currently no longer work there. uh we used to work in completely different departments and kind of met through friends so he used to stop by my cube if he was in my building to chat um he's always been flirty with me but then after I changed jobs um we were texting and things got really flirty and then we started sexting and kind of made a plan to hook up we've hooked up twice since then and it's been decent but I am struggling with two things one he is an ass man and I unfortunately am very tits presenting of a gal uh so when he's super focused on my ass it's really confusing for me I'm super used to my tits being the star of the show or like center of attention and he definitely

likes them as well and engages with them but I I'm not sure how to feel hot and sexy when it's part of my body that I'm not used to being the focus I guess so if you have any advice on that and second and more importantly what is the correct way to leave a friends with benefits house the first time it was kind of cold outside and he was really sweet and he started my car and I just kind of left with a quick kiss but the second time he hugged me and I don't know how to feel about that i don't know what to do about that so yeah i think i've been lightly overthinking that but that just felt really weird so you guys have any advice on just the proper way to leave said house that would be great thanks so much he's supposed to smack you on the ass on your way out

thanks dots yeah but she wants to get smacked on the tits she wants a little motorboat right before you leave all i'm hearing is like woe is me yeah i've got i've got big old gazungas and a nice juicy fat ass oh no sounds like you have an ass too congratulations this is like do you own a mirror have you ever been able to see it before yeah i i don't i think you were over not just overthinking slight overthinking the leaving part i think you're overthinking a lot of this yes friends of benefits should be easy with no thought to it except for we're using protection and does this feel good to me totally that's it like anything else you're overthinking that's relationship stuff well i'm also like you said you had a roster before and like

not to get nitpicky this to me is a little bit more like a man on a roster versus a friend with benefits because it doesn't sound like you were really great friends or like you were friends mostly work acquaintances unless you were hanging out outside of work yeah and he had he obviously had a little crush on you before you left too it wasn't just like a friends with it wasn't like i just want to fuck you he was flirting with you and it seems like that he was pursuing you yeah so i'm curious where the friends with benefits like was that a conversation that we decide like or is it that you're not interested in him beyond beyond this and if that is the case too then you need to have make that a conversation because he might be falling in love starting the car that's

like i'm sorry that's romantic yeah the fact that you like and i'm part of kind of think that you also think that because then you were like i'm sorry we went from you starting my car to a hug like that feels like a downgrade like the fuck that you're like yuck over a hug when you have had i presume a penis inside of you sure like that is odd yes and like why are we immediately going to friends with benefits like why why are we doing that the hug i don't think like a hug like in itself is weird but i think like if you feel weird about a hug and you feel less weird about a kiss and you're reading this much into it maybe i would you know get a pen and a paper in a journal like maybe i would explore my own feelings like a little a little bit because like

the point of friends with benefits is there is no reading into it right because you have an established friendship so like you don't really start things like oh we're gonna like start off being friends friends with benefits like that's it's you the friendship has to exist it has to exist in like some capacity alongside the hookup like it's like you it's not like otherwise it's a booty call like that's not a friend and that sounds like what happened is that y'all were texting it turned into sexting and then he invited you over to fuck that's not that's just a booty call that's a booty call and like that's also very okay and if you're not interested in dating him you just want to be a booty call totally but i think you need to remove the friend word from

this because like we owe things to our there's like an obligation to like friends like friends with benefits are people who like you know you're both single at the same time you've been friends forever you go to a like you're like oh we'll go to this wedding together and then we'll hook up because like we've hooked up before like and it's like you know if you hook up great if you don't hook up fine your friendship is still there like the friendship is still what it is so you see each other for friend things and you see each other for non-friend related things but this is to me is it is a booty call and like when you say that he's more of an ass man than like a tits guy do you mean that like you've got like big old titties that he's like fully ignoring

and you have like the tiniest ass in the world and he's like love that little tushy like he's talking about your ass he's grabbing your ass he's like he was smacking your ass he's hitting it from behind yeah like or do you have the smallest butt in the world like is it feeling like and he's like i love that i love that long ass back or he just says i love that fat ass and you go who's fat ass right who's fat ass like who's ass who's ass we're talking about because at that point i would say like some people just like like what they like and like it doesn't matter what the like the size all of it like in the moment it's like you're at you're eating you're eating dessert this is the best dessert you've ever had in your entire fucking life because it's what you're having

right now like this is the best moment ever and like when you're on the receiving end of that you're like well but what about every other one ever and it's like those things are not relevant because they are not here right now they're not what i am i am doing this thing and i'm loving what i'm doing and that's just like the way that he's he's saying it so i think like a embrace your fat juicy ass and sometimes a fat juicy ass is a mindset right i don't have a fat juicy ass i have a medium juicy ass it's not fat but you could have a fat juicy ass but i in my head is a fat juicy ass if if you did four more squats a day and you focused on your protein if you if you wanted to make it a fat juicy ass i think you could do you think you're too short

no because my mom has a fat juicy ass oh true there's a a a large difference between yeah my ass and my mom's ass maybe my mom has a a large fat juicy ass yeah maybe post child rearing hips you could have a fat you could have a it would you you'll upgrade yeah but you're right you're right you're right there's a there's a hip difference and the thing is she has a tiny waist oh yes and it just and then that dump truck comes out and then we move back yeah and then we carry on and out we should all be so fucking lucky unfortunately i'm not gifted there i'm not blessed there whatsoever but i i think maybe you got a crush yeah and what's wrong with the crush there's nothing wrong with the crush but we should have a conversation have the conversation

and then return to us so then we can give you better advice also because like you distinguishing between a friends with benefits and a roster a friends with benefit like unless it's like a oh we're both in like med school and we have like no time we want to have sex but so we we just i'm just having a friends with benefits situation sex wise it's not like mutually exclusive like it's not like oh i'm a friends with benefits situation so i can't have a roster because like if you don't want to date this person you should start dating other people or you should start sleeping with other people or going out with other people or something because you are the mindset isn't friends with benefits and you got to quiet the mind yeah all right we're going to take a break

and we get back we got some more chat we are back and i got something that i would consider me to paradise is you to this recommendation okay and my disinterest and like i don't really give a shit about it has been i would say more than your disinterest in paradise because like i'm not disinterested in paradise i never said there was no part of me that led you to believe that i was going to participate in this thing and then somehow one day i just did and my life has forever changed and i owe you an apology okay i got bomba socks melissa life-changing right my god they hug my i don't know a sock could be arch supporting yes oh my god they're the softest things ever they don't irritate my toes like no you don't get the little fuzzy no they fit

perfectly even then having a right and left edges having a right and left sock like i didn't even it does make a change why that's that's what because in general my socks because i have one foot that's flatter than the other and one knee that you know goes in a little bit more and my socks always rotate on that foot and now no rotation i'm getting i didn't even realize that that was part of the benefit yes they are oh they're buttery soft they're i but and they're thick without being too thick but if you want thick ones if you can get thick ones also you gotta get the compression i want to get the compression ones yeah i was so my mother-in-law and my father they got me some for christmas because i put them on my list because i was like

i need new socks because like mox steals my socks and i need socks that like don't look like socks that mox can fucking steal yes yes and they're not gonna fit right to his foot and so i got some and like the way that i just walked around the house after going you guys these socks are amazing and i was like i i have to tell melissa and i was talking to my neighbor about it and she was like oh god i love a bomba sock and i was like i just got some my best friend has been obsessed and been trying to get me on them and i was like what's so fucking great about these socks she's like it's hard to sell you on them until you try them for yourself my god i um what happened why was that i had my sister's house without any socks on what did i don't know i was at her house i

didn't have any socks on i don't know why but then she gave me just some regular ass fuzzy socks which i do like a fuzzy sock but they just kept rotating on my foot i don't want rotation of a sock no because the seams are going in places right you don't get that when you put even when you put on a boot they're not slipping anywhere oh my god and like even the ones that aren't compression socks they're hugging me in all the right places like i i now understand like the vigor that you had behind we need to get a bomb of sponsorship because like and i'm still there and hey i'm with you i've joined you at the restaurant i am there i'm seated the amc employees are asking me what i'm doing there early i'm just i'm i am fucking there yeah god

they're good yeah they're great socks they're really good socks they are and i'm sorry you know i'm sorry i didn't understand your love for them the thing is is they are expensive socks they for sure but they are worth every penny of them i think i will be buried in these socks like the quality this isn't a bomb is that everyone like i would love for it to be i want them to pay us to talk about the socks but i will also talk about the socks because i love the sock but i want y'all to have a a a um code so you can try them so then you know and then you'll be a dedicated customer Like, I would say that this might come as a surprise to some people. The most neurodivergent thing about me is socks.

Like, that is, like, from my earliest age, that's any time if I question if I'm autistic, I go back to the socks. And if I go based on just socks alone, your girl's autistic. Like, I am so picky when it comes to socks. As a toddler, I used to scream and cry when my parents would put socks on me. Specific socks that I'd say, I can't wear these socks. These socks are rusty. If they catch you on the bottom of your foot, hate it. it there's just a text there's just a feeling i'm so picky and particular with it because i am not

the kind of person who's like oh i can't wear socks i want to wear socks all the time i sleep in socks i don't i can't do that i you know i get hot when i sleep well but any other time of day i have on socks i'm a sock girl i don't want my dogs out like i sensory wise i do i do not like to have bare feet but i need the right kind of sock and i didn't know that i i like other socks i will never knock the other socks but my god these these socks are on a different level i'll knock the other socks now they've got like cute ruffly ones now too i know yeah mine are like the ones i got are like varsity stripes oh did you notice this i was about to ask what's going on with your thumb oh well you can always watch the video version everybody if you'd like

to see why do you is that just regular tape no it's two band-aids one on top one wrapped around And then I have to do medical tape all around it because I'm also forgetting that there's a problem with my finger. And the problem with my finger is that I went to Columbia, for anyone who didn't know. I went to Columbia for about 72 hours. Your hair looked incredible. I know when you got there, you were like, the humidity hit it. And I told you, I said, you're about to have some good curly hair. Yes.

But it looked good. I just wish I had brought a single product for that. Yeah. um i just didn't factor in or think about or consider that hey tropical climate um but i was like so fucking tired because again we went for like 72 hours and like we were fine when we flew back i was like oh my god that didn't even it felt like we were gone for a week it was totally great that the day after we flew back because we like went from a red eye which there was no ac on our flight what from la to panama yeah no ac no ac i flew to panama that was my port too when i

went to dominican republic so like we had air conditioning why did you not have air conditioning it wasn't working i did feel really bad turn that plane the fuck around i felt really bad for the guy in front of us who it was someone that months knew there's two people that we knew who were going to the same wedding who are on our flight and like he showed up i felt so bad for him he had on like a a scarf to like protect his braids and then he had a hat on top like a beanie on top of that he had like long sleeve shirt sweatshirt puffy jacket pant like jeans all that stuff and i was like why as soon as we got off the flight i was like how are you doing he goes i'm so sweaty and he goes planes are always fucking cold like i didn't bring a neck pillow because i'm like oh

i'll use my jacket like no it's like i'm sweating my ass off so like it was so hard to sleep on the red eye and we went straight from the red eye to the welcome party and then we after the wedding we went uh we had like four hours of sleep and then we went to the uh airport and so we were like coasting and totally fine and the next day it hit um and we fell asleep on the couch and i woke up on the couch we both woke on the couch like 4 45 in the morning and i was like whoa what time is it what day is it and i was like i need a snack like because we ate dinner at like seven like six or seven like i was hungry and i forgot that i'm like really blind and i was really tired and you know what you started telling the story and i forgot where we were going okay yeah

yeah yeah yeah um and i decided that you know hey i'm also like not very regular because i have been traveling let me have a kiwi some fiber so i go to peel a kiwi once i i don't even know what i did all i know is there was so much blood megan also why are you peeling a kiwi it was a really i thought that was gonna be safer than a knife at that point and it wasn't you should cut the ends use the spoon yep i have kiwis in the fridge right now yeah that's what i in the fridge that hurts my teeth that's so i don't i don't i like them cold oh that's so fucking cold and crisp but like i all i know is the peeler got stuck and then it and there's blood don't go any don't go further and all i know is um i kept trying to clean my fingernail and then turns out

there's it wasn't just under my fingernail there's something on top of my fingernail like i thought i got cut under and i did get cut under my nail but i got cut through oh okay so when you were peeling you peeled your finger okay and i peeled the the fingernail so now there's pretty much like a hole in my nail and then multiple entry and exit points um and so my nail is broken about at least halfway down i have to figure out this is not sustainable like i need to fix this i need to do something because i tried to open a blush and i used my thumb today and like my whole nail almost came off and that was i like screamed in pain so more of the story like and i also like tried to pour myself a glass of water and i like missed my glass completely like i

need to wear my glasses or my contacts and i need to not do things when i'm that tired yeah it was like so avoidable which i hate when i do that when i get hurt and i was like that like i knew it was a bad idea and i just did it anyway stupid well i'm glad you're okay and then so far so good i guess i don't know i guess i'm concerned is that even something you want to look at like you know like i just wanted my nail to grow over and it to heal yeah yeah okay and i have to look at it because my hand is not my toe so anyways okay that's it we hope you enjoyed don't forget to leave a review yes thank you so much for joining us leave us a review on spotify on apple um you can leave reviews per episode on spotify um join us on thursday where we're watching

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