Don't Blame Me! - Just Gabbing

Episode Date: March 24, 2023

Since there wasn't a new episode of But Am I Wrong, we're just using this time to discuss: our love of Tabitha Brown, weird hair growth, Scandal, and milking nuts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

what's that what was that sorry for yelling well we're here for another fisting that's you know relax megan no yelling just ease into it i mean if someone did try and fist me i would yell i would i i would need i would like not only need so many poppers like i would need a light sedative and an anti-anxiety then what's the point of doing it well that's why i don't do it that's a lot of work for it like if i'm going to do that much work i would just rather have like a colonoscopy or like and something that's going to really clear me out um with that being the sole purpose and intention so i'm really glad you're i'm sure you're all very happy about that what the fuck did i write i literally wrote to talk about i just wrote fan okay well i'll let

you try to figure that out i um see a house that i like that i might look a look at bitch send the link right now i am where is it close say that okay fair fair fair i'm just open i'm just my phone is open to our text messages as i'm waiting with bated breath it should be there i know where this is i know exactly where this is do you yeah okay rich i do you know how many fucking houses i don't work i know this street to keep straight by the way yeah i looked it up on google maps also i was um coming home and i and i was looking at google maps you know they give you a little picture of your house when you're coming and i was like whoa they updated it and i knew because my water jugs were sitting outside stop that's funny you're like oh is that

from today they've come by recently that's the one that was up there was before you do like it's a popular home over 2000 yeah I mean I just kind of it just kind of came to my it came in my email because I just get notifications of stuff around

and I was like oh I like this house well yeah it's a very nice house yeah it's gorgeous it's huge yeah

I think I would knock out that wall in the kitchen and extend it into that little sitting area extend the kitchen there and then because it has a dining room that doesn't that isn't connected to the actual kitchen so I'm like just extend it

and then have the dining room be the dining room but it all leads to there oh knock out that half wall or the half wall on both sides the half wall on both sides or just one of them just one of them yeah damn that's

yeah i have like a i have so many fucking thoughts and feelings about specifically homes in los angeles and homes that are not palatial estates having like a little dine-in breakfast nook that is three steps and a fucking sneeze away from the dining room table like for what what's the point like right you need the space you need like that's we have a part in our kitchen where um they styled it like a little bistro table um and stuff and everyone was like oh my gosh like this be so cute like a little breakfast nook i'm like or why like i mean i have the breakfast nook in my place i was like yeah why do i need two tables no why do i need another table over there

now that's my filming area but now that's hey you know what maybe you're the next step i'll pass the baton from one future tabitha brown to the other um no because there's definitely a part where i was uh you know like if you're messed you're you have canned coconut milk how it separates yep and dealt with that last night there was it like came out and i was like oh she's a squirter so not tabitha brown well apparently i that's bears very similar resemblance to my vernacular and it was my destiny too so hey you know true but i just want to say that we are not shitting on tab no no we love tabitha brown but we just know we are also self-aware enough

to know that like we are not tabitha brown no and i think if tabitha brown was like oh someone's like oh yeah you and megan exactly the same and like she like heard me and all of my vulgar she'd be like is this what i sound like like tabitha brown does children's programming right tabitha brown is not trying to be as messy and vulgar as i am so like give her the credit of the due diligence of the authenticity and intention of her work versus me i am just chaotic bitch you can't shut the fuck up yeah yeah and she just has like strong like like you're you're the auntie you go to for sage advice you know and even though she's not old enough to be i mean i guess technically could be my aunt but nowhere near old enough to be my mother we're relatively close-ish in age

um but i'm more of like the auntie you go to when you need mess taken care of and she's the sage advice auntie you know it's not the same one of you would help bury a body the other one would be like let's be honest let's let's own up to the crimes we've committed and you've been like what crimes i don't know exactly anything and you need both in your life yeah you know she made a video a cooking video with tia mori did you see that no um but they're the same age and they just don't wait i also want to say i do think tabitha brown's had a kid relatively young right yeah she did yeah so that makes sense to me like i know people who had kids younger and i they just you know like you mature i don't want to even say mature but like

there there it's just like a it's such a huge different life stage that i'm like oh how are we the how are you this age yep i love her smile that's like she's so she's just so welcoming i know i feel like she gives great hugs like she seems like the kind of like you know um like the if i was like a kid and she was my mom that would be like the mom that i'm like as a toddler i'm like i just want to nap on your lap like and she would just like stroke your hair and scratch your back oh yeah i need to talk about this in therapy it's fine everybody don't worry about it um how the fuck did we get here um i don't know who cares who cares we don't have we don't have results oh we don't yeah because we didn't record an episode that came out last

week so we're just we're just here gabbing away thank you all for understanding about me and my mouth i think i think we've reached our limit our quota for saying mouth sores well i just love it because i tried everything in my power to like come up with like this like last week try and come up with a way to say it that like didn't sound like you know i was dealing with something that was contagious or something that like gives you pause but there's no way to do that and i've just embraced it you know you could call them what they are though like not like the specific type of mouth sore but what are your condition but that's i i i'm not entire i mean there definitely was a couple of those but i think then i irritated them and then i caused some more you

right that's how you some yeah some mouth chablins chablis i also because i don't know how to pronounce it i don't know that's how you've been pronouncing it i know i i have this i i i y'all can't see it but i keep looking off to the side and there's this little pad that's on the thing that holds my oh your music stand yeah that's not a music stand except it's looks like a music stand but it's not it's thick and like music stands are not this heavy duty this comes from a film production company equipment but it does look like a museum but it has this little pad that like grips whatever equipment that you put on it and it doesn't like it it'll stick into you force it off but there's like a whole bunch of bubbles in it so i'm sitting here going through

it and i feel like you would enjoy doing this too because it's squishy and a little sticky do you know how much i love those kinds of tasks as someone who recently didn't finish the task but did start defuzzing her hairbrush which i found out that little fuzz that builds up in your hairbrush dead skin yeah my grandmother would make us wash them like this is when we'd stay with her in the summertime we'd have time where on saturdays where we everybody would clean their brushes like you sit there you get a comb and scrape like pull the hair out and then and then soak it in like alcohol and then when you soak in alcohol it breaks up that the dead skin cells and the oils and stuff and then you can go back through it and pull it off so it's a good time

that sounds so like that's like legitimately like no matter my age that would be my idea of a great fucking day i still do like with my because my the comb that i used to detangle my hair that what are those called tangle teaser or do you use the one that the one that kind of looks like wavy and it's the one that's wavy i don't know i have that one too i like that better but i don't know what it's called either yeah but that thing um i'd sit there and do that on after i do my hair and it's so satisfying i love it i love those little just like little things you can pick someone posted on um i forget what it's like a skincare subreddit um like what is this part like my neck like and i find like you know like this is what it looks like when i'm not like

pulling my cheek taut but if i pull my cheek taut and it's just the most like delicious ingrown hair and i was like just go to the dermatologist and i'm like the fact that i don't know this like this person and i can't get it for them like it actually broke my heart devastating why couldn't they pull it out themselves i don't know i guess some people don't have that like like there's no shot in hell that that would last me going to the dermatologist and like having them do it i would literally get some tweezers get that thing scrub my face get all the clean it yank it out then squeeze any of the remaining juices out yeah but like he just doesn't care about like there's no satisfaction he gains from it so he's like i'll just go to

dermatologist i'm like what is that like i used to have this one long hair that would grow out like my bicep it was weird it was just be weird was one hair and then i'd have to pluck it like once a month be a couple inches long and then it stopped so i guess i finally killed it to kill the hair follicle but it was just wild it was just one random hair i've got like i have i don't have i do not have an even part i do think i have like i don't have a widow's peak but i have like a very almost it's so cute i have like uh almost with my hairstyle said i have like almost a widow almost an off centers off center widow's peak but i also have like a cowlick like right in the same area so it's just kind of a clusterfuck so i don't have a perfectly straight part but i have like

a hair like a like out of my head hair that grows about an inch down like just to my forehead like just one like it's a little unicorn thing and a lot of the time i will think it's a blackhead and then i'm like oh no this is that hair that's back like let's get this baby up oh i know i wonder if it's coming back soon i don't know can't feel it yet what a time oh what a time what a time what a time did you figure out yet what you wrote down nope no idea fan well i know you're a fan of me so well of course i'm a fan of you um so you know obviously i love scandal and we're watching scandal a lot of people have been tagging me I don't think I have my phone with me

there's a little video I wanted to send you from it was like an interview that Carrie, Tony and what's the gal's name please Bellamy and Bellamy which is

you know what her name is Bellamy Young yeah but that's not like her birth name hold on she's got one of those like southern 50 names she uh her name is it's amy marie and then she just created bellamy she's iconic amy maria young so oh yeah she joined her name to join sag amy young there since there's another amy young

registered she chose the name bellamy as a tribute to her late father's best friend bill who had helped raise her after her father died wow so it's bill and amy mixed together felony but that's the amy i was like yeah and so they um it was this red carpet interview and it's funny i don't want to spoil it for you but oh my phone's right here hold on do you know it was under my for physics yeah i remember she was getting up to it was like one of those award shows that she was presenting it and they said that they were giving weird facts about the presenters also moths and i are gonna be without a car that's like because i have to give my car back did you find a car yet yeah moths parents picked it up but they have to oh you didn't tell me that

oh yeah it just happened on saturday um they have to drive it here or we have to spend like a couple grand months like we can spend like a couple grand to ship it and i was like that'll take like two months and he was like what do you mean i was like no shipping it across like over states and stuff like it it it was more expensive the quicker the turnaround so like there's no way um yeah it used to be without a car for a bit it's it's wild like pre-pandemic you could ship a car across the country for 500 dollars yeah just just everything went up in price um but yeah did you send me this video i did okay i'm gonna watch it right now yeah okay um but so before we before i started i wanted to say so what the um my favorite thing is and like

everybody i can hear like they ill corny like whatever i don't give a shit i'm not like a corny person but like i like what showing mox things because i want to watch his reaction so like with tiktoks like literally like i look like a fucking idiot where i go i'll show him tiktok when i'm just like looking at his face i'm like i see when he laughs like i just am obsessed with that and so for scandal there are like moments and things where i'm like i know these things are happening i'm gonna wait and like he often does not give me the most insane like intense reactions to dramas like that like he just he watches a lot of stuff he's like nothing really trips him up and he also has gotten he knows a lot of like the filming tricks that because

i can't stop talking about shit um but we got to the scene where huck slits that woman's he's like he slits luna dunham's throat and mott's literally like he car i forgot about that gasped and just looked at me was like oh huck oh my god and like i was not and like i was shocked by his react and it was just the funniest thing in the entire world and i was like this is why i watch this fucking joe like that's the reactions that i want and i love it okay let me watch relatable perfect that is how you're supposed to treat the male co-stars on your show like that is true like my job and my responsibility in leo howard's life is to constantly knock him down a few pegs keep him humble that's wow i love them i love them so goddamn fucking much

such a good show yeah yeah it is i can't believe we've influenced people to watch it again did you uh yes and somebody after i saw that two videos later was the video when melanie was telling her why'd you let that other broad get in the bed she's fast but and that that to me is a master class on how to write with right without explicitly saying things you know because she does it's she doesn't say it but you know exactly what she's saying yeah uh you watch anything else are you y'all just face down in scandal we're like really need even scandal we matthew's been watching and i've been like tuning in um as when he's watching it when he's home um the formula one show drive to survive

have you seen them i've seen they're so fucking good like they're just they're they're sexy tv and we started watching the golf one and i was like i'm so sorry babe i hate to break this to you like this is not nearly as entertaining he was like no i know i was like because first of all these men most of them are american and most of them are conservative republicans and they're not there's nothing no there's nothing sexy about golf like golf isn't sexy driving a fucking race car is sexy is it terrifying and dangerous and I could never date someone who did that record like I just couldn't like my anxiety my cortisol levels would I would die at 30 like I would die next year like I would it would send me to an early grave but it's sexy like I'm sorry that danger is sexy

they're like they're sweaty little they're it's sexy it's sexy and there's just something about with the music and they're in Monte Carlo like Monte Carlo sexy West Virginia no offense not as sexy so I have been watching that a bit with him and I have really I've really enjoyed it and then I got into looking up all of the dating history for these men and it's extensive and impressive i'm like you're worth a bajillion dollars and yeah you're hot and you get you you you pull bitches left right and center i'm happy for them i am it seems like and then mott's also tells me like who who we like and who we don't like so like i can like just know right off the bat like i'm like i don't like this guy go mott's like yeah no he's a dick and i'm like okay so like

who do we like and so the ones that obviously his favorite ones are the ones that didn't come from money they like came up and made it managed to succeed in this where it's like so fucking elitist and classist and all of this stuff like those are his favorite ones and so then i know exactly who to root for even though you can definitely tell based on how they carry themselves yeah um what about you what are you watching nothing new i have nothing to contribute to this um i was just wondering when you were watching i have not had time outside of my soaps but um tariq came through on abbott elementary with a new bop and i want y'all to catch up i keep telling mox that i want to like i want to like catch up on it but when he gets into a

fucking show he gets into a show and like we never finished gilmore girls we never finished criminal minds like there's a lot of shows that we like just didn't end up finishing because he will want to binge the entire fucking thing and then we'll have like one season left or five episodes left and he's like okay i'm done moving on but he can't watch anything else so like all we watch is scandal and what season are we on because i want to catch up on abbott elementary so bad i think season five was like i was i was would be working when i watched season four and five so like there's a lot of stuff I don't totally remember and then I think once we get to season six I'm it's all new I'm also having a renaissance of mashed potatoes what I love

mashed potatoes and I like forgot that you don't have to have them just on Thanksgiving and I made mashed potatoes last night and that's why I'm so excited to have lunch because I'm gonna have mashed potatoes with my lunch and like I just think we need to mash more potatoes i think most people are mashing potatoes okay well i didn't grow up eating like mashed potatoes were thanksgiving food and i rebuke that i mean there's it's like the the american say and it's like as american as meat and potatoes like that's a thing well that was i was very much like a tempeh and broccoli household so like that was not my experience and now as an adult i've got cookies in our freezer i mean in our cabinets i've got ice cream in the freezer and i have mashed potatoes

in my leftovers tupperware and i'm excited what kind of mashed potatoes are they potatoes that i'm at what no like what'd you infuse it with like did you use what kind of butter did you use did you put salt pepper did you flavor it like i'm asking of all if mashed potatoes without salt and pepper is plaster to build a house or whatever you used to i did salt and pepper and then i was going to do my nice miyoko's butter um because i don't have my own butter from my almond cow that i've milked um but i don't know this yet that's too stiff oh sorry but that it went bad so that was fine so then i just used like my regular dairy-free butter and i added some coconut cream and a little bit of coconut milk to it to kind of get it nice and

creamy but i still like left a couple lumps but like not really many at all um and then i served it with beef stew that i made and it was like a great combination like it was very soft foods but it kind of made like the stew like i don't know there's just something like delicious about it and my last beef stew recipe i followed the new york times one was not that great did not like it that much and i just need to stop following anyone's recipes because i don't trust their instincts i would go for for um you said it was a pot roast beef stew beef stew similar cut of meat it's just a stew version um i would do a southern recipe and then make the substitutions i trust those more than new york times me too and i just winged it this time

based on logic and what i know works together in one day is good and it was leaps and bounds better like it was fucking fantastic oh it was delicious i loved it and i'm just so excited to eat it I'm just I mean then I'm making pot pie this weekend or this week it's not the weekend it's the beginning of the week I'm gonna make that what else am I making oh chicken and roast veggies we're now finally as a as a as an avid complainer whose favorite topic to complain about is the weather there was that time in the summer where it was too hot to do anything and then we had this time in the winter where it's too cold to do anything so there are these like in between little pockets of seasons where I'm actually fucking excited to cook things that

are seasonal and make me excited about the time of year that it is and now that is where I am starting to get now again like here there was this there was a time period where like sorry god the only Mott's and I were eating pasta pizza and chicken noodle soup that was like all we were eating because it was miserable to stand there and cook like you're just fucking freezing like it's so cold so um I'm stoked I'm very happy I'm excited and I can't wait to eat I love I love when you're excited about left leftovers are my favorite plus I'm get marrying someone who like does not eat leftovers what yeah he's not I know I know that about I was like why like you spoiled this boy because like when he grew up um his godparents who like were his like parents like

best friends they met because they were neighbors and they essentially share like a backyard almost and so their entire him and his brother like entire childhoods they would rotate on and off who was cooking dinner so like if it was his parents or his godparents right next door so Like, they didn't have, like, just the end of the week kind of, like, throw together kind of, like, everything, neither party got burnt out because they were sharing, like, the equal, like, load of that. So, like, constantly had new dinners. They just, like, didn't have leftovers.

So he was not a leftovers person. The only thing that he is, like, now does leftovers of and is excited about is soup, which is miraculous. listen his mom even pointed out because first of all he didn't even used to like soup he used to only like gazpacho cold soup i don't not a fan of soup i would never just cook a soup to eat unless i was sick i love a soup i'm sick and tired of this cold weather that's why i'm making soup but like i love a soup he didn't like hot soup he only likes gazpacho and he made you should make gazpacho sometime and i was like i'm gonna pass on that but like you're more than welcome

to like have blend up whatever you want like I prefer my tomatoes my cold tomatoes in a salsa like that's just I don't need that at all so um but what was it oh so he's just but besides soup like he's just not really like a leftovers person so I am a huge leftovers person so then like when we cook dinner then i make extra and i just save it for leftovers yeah i mean i think a lot of fruits taste better as leftovers after the stuff has been marinating in it me too i just i love it i was also like that's what i ate as a kid like just leftovers lunch leftovers dinner like leftovers oh by the way i got the um bonza vegan like dairy-free mac and cheese fire tasty that they nailed the powdered cheese okay it's it's good and like other friends were

telling me and i was like i didn't believe them it's good like it it's boxed it's it's it's what you want for boxed mac and cheese you know i never want boxed mac and cheese well did you ever have annie's boxed mac and cheese yes oh i don't taste the same oh no some of the craft ones taste like they're really oily and they come not that the craft ones if you get the ones with the little squeezy pack so those are the more oily ones um but the powder ones just they taste just like annie's to me oh i i i lived for that but i enjoyed it like it was it's good okay but that's also what i like anyway yeah that's how you like balls to smell too no no no that smells like the craft one smells like that because the craft one's dusty i don't need you coming too hard for craft

i'm not because craft also owns everything and i respect their conglomerate yeah you know and the people they employ you've got great taste uh-huh tastemakers if you will maybe they should invest in almond cow okay I think they're going to get like almond cow is going to get some big investors soon because they can't keep up

I don't think so but they can't keep up with production right now you can't get a new one until the end of April wow and once your videos come out maybe they'll invite you to go and shark tank with them this is our spokeswoman melissa oh wow so like how did you cast melissa no she found us yeah she pitched herself

she backed herself and i love y'all and i love all my cow i love us because i'm part of it now it's a family yeah so what's like the cry of the almond cow like what do they don't move what do they do what you know how cows moo yes i'm familiar with the noises that cows make do you think that they're gonna have like an almond cow one it might be like they might be they might team up with chick-fil-a and have the same but like opposite like hold on you know how chick-fil-a they're talking about eat more chicken and then almond cow is gonna call come for the cows in the chick-fil-a commercials and say drink more almonds and we like gay people they just have to clarify their sense yeah if they didn't that is alienating that audience yeah oh by the way i want you to

know that as soon as you post your first video kyle's gonna put this on pre-order the quickest great and i'll send him my uh affiliate link yeah for 25 off do you get one is there one like that you already got it i've given it to two people already wow i'm happy for you thank you don't spend it all in one place but you have to yeah you do have to spend it all in one place in particular place but they have they sell their own nuts and stuff so i can just it's replenishing yeah no that's perfect because you know you are constantly lacking in nuts you should see how many i have now well considering when the last time i was there you were like i'm running low and i was like yeah and i did a restock i don't know i don't think anybody was paying attention to me when we

were recording the live stream we saw the restock okay i saw the restock and i still you weren't running low to begin with yes i was my almonds i only had like maybe 18 almonds left i didn't have any preferred cut of almond that's the kind that you have to like it's not gonna oh you're not allowed to you can't juice this or not i guess it's not gonna be as juicy um and then i didn't have any cashews i didn't have any pecans actually i did find a small thing the pecans in the back but they were it was just like half a cup of pecans you're so funny she's a nut girl she's a nut she loves a nut that's our next merch loves it all right well i hope you as since we've finished with nutting i hope the fisting was to your

satisfaction wow that was fucking seamless thank you i'm impressed i have nothing to add that was flawless execution no notes