Don't Blame Me! - Meghan's Topless

Episode Date: February 14, 2023

Meghan stripped down because she's hot and Melisa is sending and receiving interesting gifts. The duo practices saying things without sounding sarcastic and then read THOSE gummy bear reviews. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

i heard someone in a car the other day uh-huh probably yesterday and they were going like that and i like looked over and it was like a fucking like toyota yaris like it was so that's what it there's a lot of toyotas that get like souped up it wasn't souped up i was like you have bronchitis little car you need some fucking like i don't know like i need this i can't unsee it it's fine y'all can't see it but megan it has her genes unzipped and it's just staring at me in the face i have ibs and we just ate and you just can't expect my body to digest first of all you should never expect my body to digest anything it has a so i'm working on getting these speed bumps did we tell them that i think so yeah well this is she's going to become president

of the ho she's gonna start an hoa in an area that doesn't have an hoa um i i do a lot of things around here that have made the neighborhood better no she she fucking rules the city this this town would be nothing fucking without her um we are talking about body suits and my issue with body suits is my vagina eats them my ass is not hungry my ass is tiny 20 20 90 but they get so caught up in there have you ever had when you get a little depending what your hair situation is and you get the little claspy buttons and they tug on something i haven't had that because i usually just buzz it all off no i know but you miss a spot that's what i'm saying no i'm like in the mirror leg up looking oh i'm i'm with my uh it's ball trimmers

but i use it for my cat do you use the electronic ones yeah but it's meant for balls so it's not it doesn't do like what a face share yeah i tried to do one of those my skin that's meant for the balls i don't remember it's different okay think about men engineering things for their balls that are so sensitive think about that that's fair and that's how it is it doesn't it doesn't tug it's just little kisses yeah exactly little love to the balls yeah so then you what's but what's your plight of bodysuits they just get i feel like i don't get like an ass wedgie i get a cat wedgie yeah a veggie she just like slapped the cough out of her fucking neck and um are you not sweating i'm not hot i mean you can turn the air conditioning on okay

don't look at my head on your toe what's that red thing which one oh it's polished it just hasn't but i've got all those blisters on my toes so don't look at them okay whatever you're just i'm looking at blistery toes and open jeans i cannot not look at that toes like turning black it is this part is like wrinkled and like dying oh my god this is so much worse than i thought it was straight out what don't tuck them that's just gonna make it the circulation i know but the thing is is my toes are frozen but i'm fucking hot so i'm taking my shoes off do you want a heating pad to go on your feet no because the issue is is that i'm hot but my feet are no okay you can lay down i can angle the mic i'll put the socks back

on i'm gonna cut my toenails yeah you do because of the combination they look like witches like they know do they really look like they look like a corpse like they're like long and scraggly um but uh with me they're just digging into my cat and then when i go to the bathroom first of all i wait till this is just a me thing i wait till last minute to pee anytime because i don't like being in public and that's the only time i have clothes on and so like i'm in the bathroom doing the potty dance basically fingering myself to open the bodysuit i'm sorry i'm so hot now she has opened her shirt just taking it off she's just taking her shirt off and sitting here in her bra that's the same color as

her skin um that's not from parade i think it's from made well but my parade ones are this exact same shade yeah they're trying to really do this shade patch yeah um so uh yeah so i'm fingering myself where while i'm basically peeing yep and so i'd never so the shirt that i'm wearing megan asked if it was new and i've had it for at least three years and um i just never wear it because it's a body suit and so since we're just sitting i know that it's not gonna ride up on me and if it does no one will see but you and your state of undress doesn't matter no yeah everybody's like why don't you record this podcast because i'm here with like i just want to paint you an image my jeans are rolled up like over my knees my socks are only covering my toes um i have my hair and

braids i'm wearing my glasses makeup on earrings jewelry and then i'm wearing a nude bralette and that's it and my pants are unzipped yeah i mean if we started that uh only fans like that man asked us to start this is like chaotic nudity this is not like sexy nudity people get off on that this is like menopausal nudity i just get hot when i eat yeah your body's burning yeah it's using energy to burn the calories so your body temperature raised a little bit i don't know i mean i do know why i'm like this but i fucking hate it i'm prepared for menopause though somebody's phone's on do not disturb i think mott's got home there's a person at my front door oh no it's the the mold guy and then earlier

did my mom make a new did you what what happened my mom is she has a um i don't think she realizes what instagram account that she's logged in under because it's for the black alumni society but she has her name on it instead of black alumni society and she was responding to one of my instagrams it's time for a little uh technology lesson yeah i had to she was trying to i was like you need to make sure that you register you pre-register for the beyonce tickets and that was a whole thing walking her through that it's just a lot and she wanted for her birthday she wanted a um she she wants to be able to talk to her light bulb to turn it on and off i thought you enjoyed

to talk to beyonce and i was like um how did you break that one to her um to turn it on and off and um so i ordered her that device but i don't want to say the name of the device because it'll go off and um and i just i'm waiting to see how long is it going to take her to figure it out or i know she's gonna she's gonna ask me to do it and i'm gonna facetime you and be like i don't i'm not there so i can't physically go on your phone and do it and that's a lot so i hope melanie has fun with that moth's having a big old time like fun grand time now knowing that he can ask our you know uh random questions he literally made a joke about like we were watching an episode of love island they were talking about like something like something spicy and he was

like look alexa how do you spice up a relationship and so because she just reads straight from google she's literally like saying like clitoral like she's just like really i was like oh my god i was like finally like after going on for like five fucking minutes i was like please stop like please stop like i this is just this is just so much and then it's like you couldn't even say things like touch me here daddy i was like oh my god it was wild and he like could not stop laughing and i was like you need to stop this immediately do you know what achinator is yeah yeah askinator yeah that that's what it meant uh-huh no but i i don't remember i don't remember either but it's on alexa too so you can sit there asking the whole time and it's fun wait then then because

that one can guess me so maybe alexa could sorry we keep saying yeah i don't think we're saying it in the right in the next cadence sorry do you have your set so it knows the difference between y'all's voices and then it says your name no you should do it i don't know how i like i get startled with anything but like the idea of something saying my name that might really especially since it's now the name of an electronic doll why would you bring that up you know that i'm still having a hard time dealing with it if you can watch scream queens you can watch that scrum quans yeah movie well i agree i just small screen yeah and i have to watch some other movies for like there are some

movies that like i i feel like i have to watch get out first before i watch that oh yeah i have seen get out but i haven't seen kiki dope yeah i literally am like the kiki pop i and like those ones i feel like then i can then watch my namesake yeah i think get out scarier than megan i think so too but i just think that like it's a better like they're in different ways but they're both comedies at its core and i just think that like that's one that i've always said i wanted to see and so i'm like okay gotta watch that too um what was i gonna tell you oh um i have i guess i'll do it in the actually i'll do it in the more varied results i have an update from my rachel of the week from last week okay um

do you have something are you trying to think no i'm trying to think of i did have something but now i don't i've got something okay go okay so you know earlier when i had on my other outfit that y'all will see on no y'all saw yesterday yes um you said it looked like you know like holiday but not uh-huh so i have a story behind this you picked you dropped a breadcrumb and i just like picked it right up so i was at home i was home for the holidays and father comes into my room and he says father christmas i got all this kohl's cash bitch what tell me why i was on kohl's website yesterday he's like i have all this kohl's cash what do you want from kohl's and i was like couldn't tell you the last time i stepped into kohl's i don't know what they have why do

you have all this kohl's cash and he's a parent it's a prerequisite he said that like when you turn 65 you just start getting free shit and so you get cold and so they gave him like 200 in cole's cash oh my god like did you shake that ass for some cole's cash he didn't know what i was referencing of course bust out your pussy whatever that little fake thing says i'm obsessed with it um i i've recorded a video of my mom watching it um which i'll show you but she does not want me to post it to the internet um i keep mysterious and he was like what do you want i was like i i don't want or need anything dad why don't you like buy mom some sweaters that feels like it's got mom sweaters there without a doubt yeah and he goes she has enough things what do you want

and i said i literally don't know and he was like well come to cole's with me oh my god i'm editing right now i can't come because i had episode that was going up and i was like i can't come he's like okay i'm gonna go get you something so this is like so fucking cute guys grocery games except it's your dad at cole's so he goes to cole's and he gets me it's not a shirt it's actually a dress oh so let me show you i brought is it ugly like it's a dress it's a club dress i assumed considering you're tucking into pants that what that's three inches long yes oh my god your dad is ready for you to he wants you to throw some ass for some i think he thought it was a shirt because he told me he was gonna buy me a shirt so i literally think he thinks it was

a shirt you just show up in that and heels and he's like where's the rest of it yeah hey that's like cute though it's got a little ruching yeah wait that's adorable did you get your sisters anything or did you know he was just like he's like they get enough things they're here you're not oh my god look at him big spender in that clothes i'm like i'm not wearing this dress anywhere also like your cheeks will be yes exposed yes but hey it depends on you know roll it under great shirt that's so funny literally i saw a tiktok of someone being like i saw a tiktok that someone was at kohl's and like their clearance like everything's like marked down like ridiculous so like i'm going and then he did this video of him shopping and like

everything was like two dollars and so then i went on kohl's.com and then they're like savings are bigger in store and i was like well i'm not going to i couldn't even tell you where because they know there's one in westchester yeah i'm not going right that's far for you i'm not going to the fucking airport um but there used to be one by the grove and it was like so fucking random right next to whole foods it was like on the it was that big empty remember them yeah i don't know than anyone i ever went there is that where the kmart used to be i take it back that was always a kmart plus nicole's um i did a cole's brand was that cole's or jc penny you don't know no i think i did a long i think i did a cole's deal yeah we had to go all the way to like santa clarita

or valencia or some shit um but i was like on that cole's website being like what do you have here and like i cole's was on my mind and i was like if we had a cole's nearby like would have checked it out because of these sales they were door busters like the door actually the door had already been busted down it had been ransacked and they were like we're selling the scraps for a dollar I was like I'm here for it I am here for it um now I have to remember what I was gonna say well I guess I'd give people give people a sneak peek because there's no way in how i've edited and uploaded my vlog yet but i think i told you we have a mold guy coming today did i tell you about the gas leak you know this this doesn't come out this coming week

it's the following oh maybe i will have my vlog oh okay well what was the other thing i was gonna tell you we're recording um earlier than we usually do because this is when we did our valentine's day episode that today's a saturday we usually don't record record till tuesday and um so we recorded around matz's schedule yes we did there's a tiktok trend that's like saying these sounds saying these without try saying these without sounding sarcastic and i thought we should try okay i think that i'm gonna be actress though i was gonna say i think i'm gonna be retired good at it only because i'm hyper aware of like how my facial expressions changes the intention of it so first one is that's great

would you like to start that's great i i kind of believed you that's great that's great that's great that was fucking great that's great that's that's great that's that's great yeah then we have good for you that was sarcastic as fuck it was good for you good for you oh well you're just smiling i'm trying to i'm thinking of situations where you would say it genuinely okay then we have have fun which is my favorite to say sarcastic have fun that one's hard yeah have fun have fun have fun have fun have fun i just picture myself talking to a child that's what i'm trying to imagine have fun yeah okay next up get into character fascinating

fascinating like you have to add words a bit oh that's fascinating yeah fascinating i'm picturing um uh uh um frazier my favorite fascinating fascinating with his fake british accent i know it's so funny uh thanks for that that's that i was just me reading it it was my natural like thanks for that you can't say oh though i know but like i feel like you have to fucking add words otherwise i don't talk like that's the point thanks wait thanks for that oh thanks for that thanks for that real canadian superstore has everything you need this back-to-school season save on lunchbox savers

like ziggy sliced deli meat products for always 375 and get life brand pure vita shampoo or conditioner for eight dollars each at real canadian superstore when you're ready we're ready with a whole world and more thanks for that thanks for that i buy it uh well done you who the fuck says that well done you then uh good on you it just sounds like well done the ai well done you like a sim then good luck good luck good luck good luck good luck charlie it's so funny because the oh no it's actually a lot it's good luck with that oh good luck with that good luck with that yeah i think you had it okay i'm just picturing um if they had break a leg on here you could really get like how every person is in an audition

who was i talking to that was in a play and they actually broke a leg and i asked them did and i asked them did someone say that and they were like i didn't even think of it like that'd be the first thing i fucking thought that was the first thing i thought of fuck who was that i don't know then we have sounds thrilling i can't there's like sounds thrilling that sounded genuine sounds thrilling sounds thrilling that's better sounds thrilling sounds thrilling sounds thrilling sounds thrilling it didn't say i couldn't say it sexually just not sarcastically that's true what a shame what a shame that sounded like what a shame but she had it coming but it wasn't sarcastic oh and then finally wow wow that was so sarcastic

wow wow that was good wow nope wow wow wow wow wow that'd be funny if i just did this one and like you don't make say them sarcastic but you say them with like a very different very weird undertone wow right wow you just do it like miranda sings um there used to be these chips called wow chips do you remember them they were in the 90s well late 90s early where'd you buy them oh you're right they were just at regular grocery stores um they were i believe they were lays and i also believe they might have been the ones that got pulled because they're making people shit hold on let me i'm sorry that never stopped them before and it still doesn't stop them now it was like it had they were it went through this yes that's what it was they were fat-free

so they had all had these oils in them what was it elestra that there was a point in the late 90s where they were like oil is bad no more saturated oil everything's changing to elestra oh no and they changed it and then they're like the chips came out and they're called wow chips because it would be like doritos wow or lay's wow because then it doesn't have it tastes just like the other ones but wow it has no fat but then they found out that you know doing things that the body doesn't naturally want yeah your body rejects it so everyone had diarrhea eating them but i used to take the chips and i would hold it up to my face and go wow and then flip it upside down and go mom mom wow that's cute yeah have you read the reviews of the sugar-free gummy bears oh yeah

those are those are when one of my siblings was pregnant i don't want to bust out which one specifically was pregnant they were constipated and so we ordered the gummy bears so then they would not be constipated anymore we used to get them at crafty on freakish and oh my god leo used to eat so many of them and then he would get in the hallway and he would squat down and then he would fart right before my scene that he's not in and he would leave me in the hallway with like a rancid fucking fart why would he do that because he thought it was so funny why were they buying i literally told the ones that have sugar i literally told cater i was like you i love you so much like she was so kind like literally the best like she would be like every day she would

go out and she's like i found more gluten-free snacks like she was just the best and i was like i love you so much you need to know that 90 of the reason why he keeps eating this and he wants them it's not because he loves the taste it's because he loves to torment us and then she was like oh my god but he thought that i mean he thought it was so fucking funny i was like one day you're gonna shit your fucking self in your costume like in your wardrobe you're gonna squat down and it'll just come out yeah you're gonna be fucked um but uh that i god i love i love a gummy so tasty you want to read a couple in case people don't know yeah i just want to give a little disclaimer to people like we're talking about poop here and i will avoid ones that are

graphic yes because i have a weak stomach um but you should know what we're getting into and this is so old too like this is something that happened years ago but it still brings me a lot of joy and anybody who's got a uh vomit fear there'll be no readings of vomit it's that's not what was happening why is it on amazon the the line item when i just typed in sugar-free bears ha and it says haribo laxative reviews okay so this is from 2014 we bought this product and hope it might loosen my 97 year old grandpa's system nope he takes pain pills which historically can clog the system but they just couldn't help him and for the record he ate a lot of them throughout the day for people who don't know these gummy bears are supposed to make you sit

on the toilet um i used these for the purpose of revenge for my co-workers that steal my candy without asking they smell and taste so good i try and remember to not eat them my boss ate them the same night that she ate taco bell and i was able to get her twice which made for two nights of endless laughter watching her run to the restroom this is from june 5th 2015 and this is see you in hell haribo sugar-free gummy bears i think this is my favorite one yeah it was my last class of the semester and the final exam was worth 30 of our grade after a late night study session i felt confident but had to decide between sleeping in or cooking breakfast will you remind me to take my meds i don't know why that just reminded me okay okay my eyelids chose sleep my stomach later

regretted the decision and after several uncomfortable stomach growls i finally decided to make a quick stop by the campus bookstore and grab a snack before my test since the semester was ending and everyone was going home for the summer a lot of items were on sale including the snack and candies that they keep up front being in a hungry state i was in it felt only logical to pick the largest yet least expensive candy in order to get the most bang for my buck. And there they sat, two bags of Haribo sugar-free gummy bears.

Buy one, get one free. What a deal, I thought naively. I would eat one bag before my test and one bag afterwards. As I walked to class, I gleefully chewed on the abominable little bastards, unaware of the utter mayhem that they would soon unleash on my poor, poor anus.

I sat down at my desk as my professor informed us that due to issues with cheating in the past, random breaks would be prohibited until the completion of the exam. i'll give you 10 minutes to use the restroom now this will be your last chance many takers the demon bears hadn't yet released their unholy necromancy necromancy necromancy whatever upon my stomach yet so in my moment of ignorant foolishness i remained seated still munching on those miniature bear-shaped bombs after the students wise enough to take the

professor's offer take the take up the professor's offer had returned the professor handed up the test. I was six questions in when it happened. It started subtly at first, almost like a slightly tingly sensation in my lower abdomen. I thought nothing of it, assuming my intestines were just doing their thang. That's thang with an A. Here, let me send you this one. Did I send you this one too? Little did I know that my intestines were trying to desperately warn me of the horror that was on the horizon. By question nine, it happened again, but this time it was followed by a sharp pain, as if those infernal hellions had orchestrated an attack upon my colon. I fought to contain the groan that tried escaping my lips it was at this point i began to panic something was going horribly

wrong and i needed to get through this test before it got any worse by question 14 my worst fear is upon me the satan bears burning hot liquidy dark magic crashed against my anal sphincter like a tidal wave i was able to close the hatch just in time but those relentless toxic bears beat against it like orcs breaking down the doors of helm's debt deep i knew i wouldn't be able to do so as much as shift in my seat without risking a breach i kept fighting through the exam clenching my cheeks fell my mic my beads of sweat began rolling down my neck suddenly a loud gurgling war cry came from my belly and the entire class lifted their heads at this point nothing mattered except expelling this ungodly presence from my bowels with 15 questions left i promptly wrote c for

every answer and ran out of the classroom my professor yelled something but i was too preoccupied with the volcanic eruption that needed to take place before i could find sweet sweet relief i burst into the restroom with the kool-aid man and behold the handicap stall was empty sun rays from the adjacent window shone upon it as if it were a gift from god himself it took me less than 0.5 seconds to undo my belt buckle pulled out my pants and finally relaxed my weary buttocks onto the toilet seat it took absolutely no effort to expel this demon that oh i don't even know if i can read this part almost immediately the floodgates of hell were opened and the damned liquefied souls of the entire bag worth of gummy bears cried as they burned

through my speaker and onto the watery abyss below um i never felt such simultaneous relief and anguish in my life after 31 minutes of this i immediately went home dug a hole in my backyard and buried the remaining bag of gummy bears i leave with this do not i repeat do not eat these spawns of satan not only do they cause me to fail my final test but the anguish i experience is something i wouldn't wish upon anyone not even my worst enemy the only place these godforsaken hell bears belong are buried deep below the earth's surface yeah i distinctly remember that one that one you know clearly a creative writing major yeah i'm like what test was this because i think you could maybe submit this in lieu of that test yeah yeah you can look on like buzzfeed today's

article from 2014 of the collection of all those i can't believe people bought them like thinking they were just going to be as as if they were laxatives if you ever had the desire to stick your head up your ass and see what's traveling down the pipes now you have a solution sugarless gumming bears will clean your pipes one good sick day from work is all you need oh i mean i guess we all have those own like our own personal brand a food that we know runs through you yeah clears you out anyways i miss ice cream i know you know what's funny for me mine is like obviously regular ice cream but there is a dairy free sugar free ice cream those fake sugars i don't even know if it's the fake sugars or if it's

coconut because i can't really coconut doesn't actually i think it because i mean i can't even the coconut creamers those basically do what dairy does to me and it's brutal but like if i really needed it i could count on it yeah i could count on coconut yeah there's a lot of things i could count on unless i'm traveling and then i can count on nothing yeah that's true i've been you know i've been experimenting with foods i've i've uh fell in love with cooking again and so i've been experimenting with making things dairy-free gluten-free that i used to love and say 90 of it's coming out pretty good what's been the best and what's been the worst the worst has been what i made yesterday that you already saw but it's because you're supposed to

use what would what would you call it so it's supposed to have mascarpone cheese in it so what's the dish called uh it's like mascarpone pasta mushroom pasta i would say and um so since i can't actually use that i like looked up substitutes and they said use um half dairy-free sour cream and half dairy-free cream cheese but the thing is every cream cheese that's dairy free tastes different it has a different consistency and i don't think i picked the right one for this yeah it wasn't salty enough i was gonna say i'm not and i'm yeah that's i'm not a salty person but when it's supposed to have a certain flavor profile it throws off the whole dish yeah and so it wasn't quite right but the best i will say the best that i made that wasn't

like like a a meal but this is from old recipes but it is a cinnamon roll cake um that is so good and moist recipes the subreddit right yeah the subreddit um and then i changed it to be gluten-free dairy-free and i made it in arkansas and it was gone in a day because everybody loved it so much it looked fucking fire yeah and so i'm probably gonna make one this weekend and you can have it on well we're not recording this week i'll make it next weekend and you can have some but it was so good like that is that's my new pride and joy i love that yeah i made something else but mostly everything that i've been i've made this past week or so has been really good i need while it's still chilly i need to give you my um chicken pot pie because

i'm gonna make chicken and biscuits tomorrow oh yeah i honestly sometimes sometimes i get lazy and i like it the crust breaks and then i just roll them yeah biscuits and i drop them on top and then matt's like what's this i go chicken biscuits that's what uh um bob he makes a biscuit mix and so i'm gonna try it out mr bob yes oh my we this is bob's red you know we need cloud of the century hawaiian roll and bob yeah bob's hawaiian they do have a hawaiian roll recipe but it doesn't have very good reviews on the website and i want i want the hawaiian roll and then i want the little tm next to it like i need official i need the actual hawaiian hawaiian roll people to sign off yeah i need the family to be like this has our seal of approval

yeah chef's kiss oh i fucking love that shit yeah i need to get back into cooking i've been slacking i should be making soups i've been i was like ordering or just like making a piece of chicken with a vegetable and some rice and calling it a day but making like an actual meal it's just it's much more it's relaxing to me like to make it and then the food experience it's just much more like enjoyable i enjoy eating yeah we do right now i've been doing like i just do like two soups or maybe like one soup in rotation and then we do homemade pizza and then we do pasta and then we do take out like once a week yeah so you know i still can't fathom how much money i'd like to see on tiktok could you put your shirt back on just now oh okay people

who spend how much money they spend eating out i was like at some point last year i was eating out every day but you know i go through my food phases sometimes i'm eating out sometimes i'm having people make my food sometimes i'm getting from meal delivery rarely though when you're eating out are you ordering dinner start and finish like you're ordering dinner for that night and then you'll have lunch you're planning for multiple meals out of it yeah that's true so that makes sense to me yeah but like or even like people who get multiple coffees out a day like no shade like you know do it that works for your financials like for sure 100 do it but when people are like talking about how they're struggling to save like money and they're like but i can't give

up my multiple coffees out like i'm not i can teach anyone how to make a stellar cup of coffee i don't even drink coffee but i used to work for a coffee being she literally has an entire fucking coffee bar in her house yeah but i know how to make it so it tastes really good you can make that's the thing like i promise like it's really easy unlike a salad you can make a coffee at home better than you can actually make it out like because you can make it to your preferences i don't like no matter what you fucking do making salads at home and they just i don't know but like a salad out all over it no like i would prefer to eat a salad out than like most other foods i started following this woman on tiktok that's called like the salad

lab or something oh i thought i thought you're gonna say baked by melissa and i go i've got beef with her no the salad lab but with their little vials of dressing yeah and she has the big wooden bowl that she makes her salads in do you think we need the bowl i think that adds to it but also i just see how much work because the thing is she's dumping the things in after she's already cut them and the cutting is half the battle i think we need a cleaver because like yeah you need to make everything in these small pieces and then here's like i think if i'm gonna make a salad at home i'm gonna make it everything tiny and then i might just use chips to eat it so a taco salad sure yeah yeah or i will like use a spoon to eat it but there's just like something about like

the home my forks at home and the bowl like it's just that doesn't it's just i don't know and then a lot of times with what she's making she's putting the the dressing in with the bottom and then when you put the dressing in that means that like i can only have a salad for them because then it gets soggy and i don't like soggy salad i you're the i'm the only person in the world who will eat soggy salad i will eat it but i don't enjoy it yeah yeah i don't know what it is with like and so i'm not gonna go through cutting up all the vegetables and fruits and whatever we are classifying them as today and make a salad for one thing when i make something i make it for multiple things yeah it's just but it doesn't taste good unless like you make it with the way

that she's making it where you there's parse everything out and then yeah i think they go in and they like remove like every they like inspect the lettuce with like a microscope and they're like does this have optimal crunch i was um washing some lettuce the other day and a little buggy came out of it and i was like and people really even though like it might say pre-washed it doesn't mean time to eat well the thing that i don't get i'm like that's like something that's like a clothing item that's like sitting out that other people have touched tried on or whatever like and it was washed when it like arrived there and they do the little sprinkle thing at the but it's still disgusting yeah like but don't you want to don't you want to clean that first yeah

people touch and breathe on this some people just don't care same with mushrooms i can't put put mushrooms in a bowl and rinse them off and look how much dirt comes off just take a fucking towel and just wipe it and you're like oh yeah my god yeah well now i'm excited to cook i need to figure out what i'm gonna make this week yeah i've got i started just like setting recipes at the beginning of the week doing my grocery shopping also whole foods has dropped their prices on a lot of things and a lot of items are like two and three dollars cheaper than it is at sprouts at sprouts and so i went through i made my sprouts grocery list and then like you cross referenced and i cross referenced it and i saved like 40 oh my god well tomorrow's our grocery

shopping day and we're gonna we're gonna do we'll do our we'll do our i'll be a three-peat now we'll be trader joe's sprouts whole foods and we don't really ever go to whole foods yeah so this will be fun for us because i don't know that we've ever grocery shopped at whole foods in by our new place yeah i didn't i was just like let me let me look because i was feeling like some of the stuff at sprouts i was like this seems a little high yeah sprouts is getting yeah and then i saw an article that said that they have the highest prices out of all the grocery stores they went and did like the ones that have the exact same items and they're higher than whole foods and so then i was so i looked and when i did it forty dollars like that's a lot of money that's a lot of money yeah

wow i wonder because there's more whole foods now there's literally one down the street now oh well let us know what you're making for um dinner and food this week because you can give us some inspo you should eat the kielbasa soup i think you'd really like it i'm not a soup person what about a stew if it's hearty then yeah okay well it's potatoes and kielbasa and i mash up like a good chunk of the potatoes so it's like thicker okay flavor wise i think you'd like it but maybe not the maybe it's like a side and not my main meal do you like a mashed potatoes kielbasa yeah like uh kale side oh the lamb burger i made i was gonna say i was wondering when you were gonna throw that in there lamb burger the i made a sauce that went on top that had it had

mayonnaise but it was mixed with um feta but non-dairy feta and some other some onions and some other stuff and just the flavors of that was phenomenal it's like tzatziki like yeah but not yeah but it wasn't added wow i wonder i think and then the char char buns that's no truly the collab we need is hawaiian rolling char yeah scar char char we're not doing this again you don't want to know how long change sheets has been on my to-do list so it happens when you don't have a dryer at your home yeah soon didn't you just take your laundry today yeah mutts did and he didn't take the sheets this was the issue last time where i was like fuck do you not have more than two no we do that's

the thing we do have so i just need to change the ones okay that are on right now for the other why don't you get a put a little a line on the side a clothing line we have one oh so we only we only started sheets out there it's too cold we only started doing dryer like dropping it off when it got to be like 33 degrees overnight okay makes sense you know okay i was gonna say i have no you have a king size bed so never mind never mind i have so many sheets i am not surprised at all like you literally i came in and she goes here you want some power wash i go oh no i already i already used the dawn soap under the sink because i can't do power wash because i ate it one time you all know um and she's like no like i have some like here you go just an extra one it's

a different scent though i was like oh sick like i put it in your in your bag i know i saw nice and i brought you donuts today yes what we do anyways all right we will see you next tuesday beautiful thank you