Don't Blame Me! - Men in the Kitchen

Episode Date: August 22, 2023

In this podcast, two friends discuss how they are preparing for Hurricane Hilary. Meghan is worried about stocking up her pantry and is sad that Rao has been bought by Campbell's. Melisa, on the other hand, couldn't care less. They also debate if being backed up or having the runs is better. And they reminisce about the Bragg drinks they used to buy and how they lust or dry up over online "chefs". Join Meghan and Melisa as they laugh, cry, and share their thoughts on hurricane preparedness. You never know what you're going to get with these two, but it's sure to be entertaining. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

hello time to see you next tuesday oh happy tuesday happy tuesday happy tuesday the brits are like shut the fuck up never also british people love doing american accents yeah and they're usually terrible yeah i i do think that like the a bad british accent is better than a bad american accent agree but that's because we live in america and i'm sure brits would say the opposite well well well what do we have here look who the cat dragged in welcome to see next tuesday let's talk about our lives i have some news that um i don't know if i think that this affects you as well as not just me i'm if i'm not mistaken campbell's bought rayos good i don't like rayo so doesn't affect me

we've had this conversation before i don't like oh i blocked it out because you it blocked it out because it was a moment of no no taste uncultured okay but here's the thing is your alternative just making your own pasta sauce i do like making my own pasta sauce but i will say whole foods is better than rio's whole foods 360 365 is it every day or a circle it could be either yeah huh i whole foods is giving me full circle vibes right because it's whole yeah but then the whole year it's 365 every day of the year damn and that is the biggest circle of all the circle of life wow but what about leap years are there still a 366 i think next year is going to be a leap year is it shout out to joe from my elementary school but like the last leap

year i don't even remember no i know and like that's it's a razor for the kids who are born on because like when i tell you i knew what year was a leap year because joe from my class was born on leap day and it was a big deal it is next year is going to be a leap year i wonder how old he'll be now technically he was a year older than me but no he wasn't i can't believe you don't like no okay well now i'll try the whole foods brand because i am petrified terrified heartbroken bamboozled in pieces torn up about the fact that and campbell saying like we're not touching it i just don't believe you not a uh you should stock up while you can because the can't jars last forever so why don't you just get a whole bunch and then put it away and this i'm gonna do

i'm gonna become that like eclectic grandma who's like or me getting per unless this is this is a line you are the eclectic grandma who's getting ready for uh a nuclear war and no i don't do it with like all foods no but like you you essentially have the modern day equivalent of like an old lady like shuffling down to her cellar turning on that one light hanging from the middle and you just have like a pantry that is just stocked with things from that will last you up until the next decade i do have toilet paper those little uh toothbrushes that i have for guests that are here wipes both ass and full body peroxide the spray uh dishwasher what's it called dawn power spray power wash i was able to give you some yes she was thank you didn't put a dent

in my collection the febreze spray for my couches i have like eight things of that but a lot some of it i won't say a lot some of it comes from the fact that i have it on auto order and i forget about it i thought you're gonna say some of it comes from the fact that you've got a little bit of a i don't like to run out of things no she doesn't and if your mental health is better when you have an excess an abundance and i also like it's an abundance mindset but i also like to like when a friend has a problem and i have the solution for it you don't want to wait five to six business days like i'm like i have this you can just have this no it's and as the friend who's been on the receiving it's incredibly helpful yeah when you were like oh you accidentally ate

dawn power wash i have a different flavor that i think won't well it's not a flavor that's part of the problem it's a scent the fact that you did ingest it that was the problem now you do think now it is a flavor to me because when i smell it i taste it and yeah this the apple one is it does it's a lot better yesterday um i was spraying down some of our cookie sheets uh after we made dinner and i must like they must have not had the the apple one because that's what he buys now i only bought the original one and i sprayed it and i immediately was like i was like we're back and we're back i need to like read it before i spray it to just know if i should not be breathing um while i'm doing it um but yeah so i'm devastated for all of us rayos

which like i eat rayos once a week do you yes and i'm devastated and they're saying they're not going to change it but i read on a reddit that people who are who like work at um not whole foods but more like local niche health food stores um have already stopped like ordering it because they're anticipating backlash well they're anticipating that they're going to swap it with like high fructose corn syrup and change the ingredients and so they're no longer getting the same shipments that they used to get and i'm like oh my god so this is a hard moment for those of us into our adult life who regularly rely on a jarred pasta sauce speaking of jarred pasta sauces there's something i really want to try

because it looks so fucking good but i know i'm gonna be on the toilet for 20 days sometimes we all need it i know as somebody who recently was like i might eat chipotle so i can get this gluten out of my body i understand yeah so um bread cheese have you seen i mean i know what bread cheese is and i would love to get some and i've never tried it and it just looks so fucking good to get it cut it up and then you're supposed to put it in the pan and just kind of fry it a little bit so it's like a mozzarella cheese stick without the breading and then dip it in some marinara sauce i've been thinking about it for weeks so i just need a weekend where i can allow my body to betray me yeah and you should look up

because it can be similar to also like a halloumi but like all of it messes with i was gonna say if any of them have like a slightly less amount of that i've tried trust me yeah wait till you get backed up and then yeah it can be your it can be a solution i'm never that's the thing is i'm never a backed up person it just comes out yeah i would rather it come out than be back i don't know i'm legit like on the floor yeah no like i'm ready for i think i'd rather be backed up because then i have to like get in the shower for like an hour and just like i know what to do when i'm backed up like what the fuck do i do there's nothing to do like i'm at the mercy of i eat something that i can't eat and then another thing so then i'll just follow it up because my issue i'll have a dairy

so if i have if i have a gluten then i'm gonna get a dairy you know yeah no if it's happening yeah it's gonna it's gonna happen yeah mine is the issue is that like once once i'm backed up like nothing works like i'm pretty sure i could i could have things that normally make me like shit myself and i nothing would happen you should get one of those drinks that you know the ones i used to drink all the time um what was that the casey one the colorful water no oh because that's casey and i was drinking i remember i was drinking it with when we had nicole byer on no it has to be that what i'm talking about and um it's not colorful water though it's definitely a drink no no i know but casey and i call it our colorful water but uh tall skinny no it's short and fat

not the same um but i was drinking it and i had said one flavor and then and then i was like but it comes in grape too and she's like you got me you know black people love grape drinks but it wasn't a zevia no it's not it's like a health drink that's supposed to help with clearing you oh like a kombucha it wasn't kombucha though hold on i think it was like the probiotic i think it's an apple cider drink is it cavita no i actually fucking love those apple cider drinks where what am i where are they the brag yeah no i know exactly what you're talking about now i'm craving one i know they're really good i haven't had why did i stop drinking this all the time no it's because it's the pandemic we stopped going to grocery stores i never went

to grocery stores no but i went to grocery stores and then i had them in my home no i bought i used to buy it by cases i would have them delivered yeah you it's your algorithm you started ordering other things and so it's hard recommending you other stuff to reorder yeah so it's the brag apple cider vinegar refreshers oh yeah they're delicious damn i could fuck with one of those yeah i gotta add that to the list oh no it's not the refreshers it's the other this is the one that we were getting because i think the refreshers are new yep that's the exact one all natural drink damn it looks good

holy shit on walmart for a pack of 12 of limeade it's 60 that has to be one of those um drop ship like yeah not real ones fucking delicious well i'm really sad about that like i'm very sad about that I'm losing one of those those things um and it's it's it's a devastating loss for people like me who don't remember um have no sense of time and when you're like oh I've I'm either cooking dinner the day before and like making like a oh this is going to cook for hours this is going to be like a whole long process I think but like I don't remember that dinner happens if I don't remember that like four o'clock I don't remember until it's like 8 45 and I'm like uh-oh I think I'm starving and then I make my pasta so this is just really gonna throw a wrench in my life and

I'm glad you know what actually I'm glad that I'm you that you're not affected by this because selfishly I thought that I wanted you to also be affected by this so we could revel in this together but we both are struggling and sad together but instead you've offered me an alternative and that's but the thing is is that i don't like rayo so i don't know if you're gonna like no but you don't like prego no that's what i'm saying like you would literally taste even if i like rayos and you don't like rayos what you like is not going to be the opposite of rayos because you still have good taste and we still like i trust your your taste buds that's true you know

because we have a love of brown green food what happened to your food I was like I don't think they're open and then when I clicked on one of my old orders it came up so I just think that it was never

but there's another soul food restaurant it's just a little further down that same type of prices same type of it's not as like homemade they're a little more put together but still same food um in last week's episode of c next tuesday we talked about parking which sounds so riveting but about like you know losing your fucking car and not being able to find it and some people in

the dms have changed my life i already knew this existed of course you did but the issue is unless you have to remember that i don't know anything that you know you know more than you always know you're always 15 steps ahead of me that like you know when you learn something brand new you'll tell me but if you're like i've been knowing this for a very long time we have to assume megan did not know um and someone said the most useful thing i've been using to remember car locations is saving it in google maps ways life-changing and sometimes they even prompt it on their own that's so helpful i never thought to do it about my car i do it so like when the one time that like you i think you were i don't even know if you were i think you were sick the night

before or like you're working like really really late the night before um and it was a diff i was going to be on a different one of your podcasts that you were doing and like no one had heard from you and i was like i'm showing up as a guest like it's not like we've been i was like last night it was like morning time i was very sick yeah and it was virtual and no one had heard from you and it was like okay what's her address and i realized that i had just dropped a pin and so i didn't know what your actual address was and so then i had to hop on google maps and then like go to my pin where the pin was i forgot like not even necessarily exactly where your house is and then i had to you know go on the streets to then find it um melissa was fine

um she was just like no no you were terrible but you were you were asleep that was why you i wasn't missing no yeah um but i never thought about doing it for my car location the thing is google maps used to prompt me to do it like it would tell me like you're parked i'll remember like remember where i am do you want this and it'd be like yeah and now it doesn't automatically prompt me anymore and so then i remember it after i'm too far away from my car yeah that's not helpful it's not helpful maybe there's something i should just turn on yeah because when every time i get my car it goes i'm taking you home and i'm like i'm actually already at home and you know that so i'm not going home um but it then someone else said this one which i need to know from the

techie people if there is like any um anything i'm not thinking about that would make this not as convenient as this is because like you know so someone said i they said the same thing but also i leave my air tag in a cup holder when i go someone new go somewhere new and i only hear air tags in like a scary way yeah air tags scare me me too but so like if i put an air tag in my own car can someone else have access to is it is the cloud involved i think you can give access to other people no no but so i'm wondering because like the whole thing with air tags it's scary it's like people are tracking you know your locations that's only like are you so you're saying can somebody hack it well i'm wondering if that's the fear of the air tags or is the issue

of like someone else drops an air tag in your in your stuff or in your car and then that becomes the fear right that's what it is but my own air tag i can use it and it's fine yeah okay so i'm definitely just gonna leave an air tag in my car okay that's so smart granted i have not been away from like i can see my car right now because the window's fucking dirty mine is too i was gonna get an oil change this morning oh yeah and like i had a mechanic come here and um i didn't expect you going there i had got some oil but apparently you need four to five quarts which i didn't know i was just like if i buy a bottle that should be enough yeah why don't you sign in the unit number that you need yeah so i didn't have enough so he had to leave but that was the plan was to get

bring his own no because i have you have to have specialized oil for this car and so like i didn't want them to bring something that wasn't right yeah you have to get like this european blend or some shit and so gelato i didn't want to you know yeah gelato i didn't want to like chance it that they accidentally brought the wrong one pink berry and the gelato yeah exactly and so um yeah so then i didn't get it but the plan was i had ordered that and then i was gonna get the car the people that come wash the car after oh too firm yeah but your car is exponentially cleaner than mine there's two big things of bird poop on the windshield my car is beige i understand that i also have some you can see no you can't see mine but your i have one

relatively similar and there's two there's two huge it's like a little got me mine are like no but the thing it's two for days because yesterday it was only one today there are two needed a friend that's yeah i mons has his car now so he i kept telling him i was like you are getting my car you're cleaning my car and then you're getting my car detailed because we exist in our cars very differently and that's why that jack and giant fucking spider came out of my car my i still have one that lives in the oh side view mirror yeah i have a new little it's like charlotte's web not some pig there's a new little thing every day i go out different web yeah we've gotta i will talk about some of the critters in my uh but am i wrong but we have

we have to we're getting an arborist has to come to like trim everything because of the because it rained so much everything grew so much so now our house is like it's like a rainforest canopy like every tree is touching like every it is all enclosed we're talking to each other and making love and it's making it very easy for spiders to just like web all the way around i walk outside and there's a web on me at all times and it's not a fun experience um so that's that has been the the struggle can you not change your own oil is that not like do you just pour it in the valve and then you know you gotta take the because it gets dirty so you have to empty the oil so that's like the get under it and i don't know how to do it but like no i mean i probably

could find a youtube video to learn how but it's not but you have to like change the gasket thing no it's not just it's not like your windshield washer fluid you can just pour it you gotta change it i'm trying to realize what i'm having a memory of like the windshield washer fluid you can just pour in you can't top off your oil like if it's like but you're not supposed like you're supposed to change it to get the dirty but like if it's like i just need to go a couple hours away and it might be dirty but you can just pour some in there my dad used to put i remember all the time like the car not starting and then like pouring stuff in the car and it's looking like that could be the radiator yeah as well that's what i was thinking i was trying to think of what the word

was water he just put water isn't the radiator stuff no but it also i do think he in times he would i think he diluted some of the oil which is not you can't do the oil like your engine will seriously get fucked up if you're putting water in the oil thing but like the radiator that's different freon does your car die when you the radiator i can yeah or it gets really hot yeah that's a radiator yeah or the uh freon like i was just saying well i don't think it was a product it was water i remember and i remember being like it doesn't seem like cars need water like i feel like they need like darker liquid like i was like i feel like they need like other things um but i mean the car didn't run well in like a jug like it was in a jug

no it would be in like a like a arrowhead water bottle from the store like the big kind like the medium kind of but maybe distilled water i don't know are you sure it was like water because there is like one that you can put in the freon where it's like a to cool the like cool it down it was too hot and he was or it wouldn't start oh i can ask i don't know why i'm talking as if i know anything about no but you the thing that you need to it doesn't even matter about knowing about cars it's just that you have to know that this man is the cheapest person in the entire world um and has fixed his own roof and is the roof fixed of course not he's not a contractor he doesn't want to do that

so if it was it's a saving money thing i'm slightly worried um what do you think is going to happen this hurricane i'm hoping like with most weather related things in los angeles that it is going to be all of this lead up and all of this talk kind of like Carmageddon and then it doesn't actually happen like we have to remember that like oh that was now you know

when was it supposed to happen what do you mean what was supposed to happen this weekend Saturday through Monday or Sunday through Sunday Monday I'm just asking because I won't be in town so I'll have to drive back in it

oh you're it's laguna santa barbara yeah oh i thought you're going more inland well actually no that's better because you're coming from it's the places that are gonna get the heart i think san diego is gonna hit the hardest but so more southern but you're not santa barbara's not southern that's up yeah but it's not that far up no but it's different temperament like so that you don't really swim in you can but swimming in santa barbara is like kind of like swimming in san francisco versus like swimming in san diego like in the ocean and stuff it's warmer versus cooler so i unless does it like cold water i don't do hurricanes like hot water or cold water no clue i think hot because they usually have yeah right in like

florida engine sharks like cold water nope some sharks like hot water but um yeah lily responded to my tweet about it and was like you fixed the flooding thing right and i was like bitch of course we didn't like it just stopped raining and like you're like it's never gonna rain like that ever again and like we were gonna deal with it once it gets cold again but i was not expecting this now what did you do this weekend nothing because i'm gonna be gone this coming up weekend so i needed to i was trying to get ahead of work stuff did you get your outfit by the way yeah do you have it here yeah it's packed though oh can you describe it to me for which one for the wedding

because you didn't have the fat you didn't have the wedding dress right um i got a purple kind a drapey dress it's one shoulder cute um long t-length like midi midi where's it from what brand nordstrom your stylist pulled it for you love it pattern solid solid what shoes that i gotta decide on i can't help you with that what about jewelry i bought just like a whole bunch i was gonna say if you need a jewelry you can but i cannot help you with shoes uh yeah i could probably fit two of my i was gonna say you want to saw one and a half little my guy little cobblin work two for one i would love to be a cobbler it's also like kind of romantic and also you know we talked about book talking people like lusting over hockey players like

well cobblers let's like bring back like there's a cobbler you want to fuck i mean i don't want to fuck him because he's like grandpa okay uh-huh but almost a dick cheney what the fuck is that guy's name mary poppins oh dick van dyke younger he probably dick van dyke could probably be his dad but like because dick van dyke's like a hundred years old yeah and that doesn't stop you so i'm just saying inconsistencies but hey i love a double standard um but uh more he's more like santa grandpa oh yeah and i've never seen i've seen young dick van dyke but i've never seen young cobbler man you know what i'm saying like my dick van dyke hey day has grown has just grown from seeing him yeah as a young man yeah but if you envision this man young you'd fuck him no oh

it just gives me santa claus vibes okay but he does he's like i and i probably seen his face twice but i see his hands working with the tiktok yeah okay and he's like cobbling shoes and stuff and i just love the artist like it has nothing to do with fucking megan i don't know why your voice went there um but i feel like you i don't remember what i said but i do feel like you went there first no i truly didn't it was just me then yeah no i did you're right it was because i said the fanfic part yeah it's literally not that i just like his artistry that's it well it's kind of like you've seen the chocolatiers on tiktok like i don't want to have sex oh i do want to have sex with the um that man that makes the elaborate yeah i know you do he is he is that

is the divergence of our type but if i saw him walking down the street no but him plus the chocolate yes and i'm happy for you and i'm and i'm so glad that like there was a french italian i don't know he's not giving me italian advice i think it's french he's french maybe german or austrian austrian maybe um he's not dutch because i'd see it we we've got a look to us um but maybe he is dutch no he's not he's too short um but yeah there's something about like french yeah there is something about like oh no working well with your hands he's from switzerland but oh that makes sense but he is a french pastry chef pastry chef and you know what also falls into that but those people i think his father's french his mother is from switzerland those are something

where it's like people are like you know what they say a man who's good with his hands like that gives me like you know i'm it's like someone in little women would have like been lusting after like it's like it's it's an age-old kind of like skill and working with your hands where people like i like you know like in this specifically talking in heterosexual ways like i like a man who like knows how to work with it like you know i i want him to work i want those calluses on i want to see that you've done that this man has zero calluses so but to me it's more about like the technicality of like being incredibly good i think being skilled at something that's like physical is very impressive but the one that i do think is sexy but the issue is is those people

know that it's sexy is people who are making pottery the people that are making pottery they just make dicks and then they just i have put your shirt on i had i have issues with them i like people that are like this man just seems wholesome the the chocolatier man just wholesome we're bad for sexualizing and he makes like the sculptures but then he does a little smile with it it's his smile that gets me like like that the pottery people most of them suck they don't have an actual skill they just don't even show you the finished pot no they just know how to get it started uh-huh no finish like as you said you can compare that to sex however you want but they don't know what they're doing if i saw the finished product and i saw that they were actually doing

something good with it i'd be into it but when they're just getting on there same with those people that call themselves shoves but they're cooks that are like fingering the chicken yes like no no nothing makes me that man that's always spitting on stuff i was i was i watched a fucking cody co video and i didn't even know this man existed and monster's like look him up on tiktok i go never i will never subject my algorithm to see because i i never knew that that i finally got him i finally got him out because he was on mine all the time because do you know why do you know what led it there who lumberjack no i think so i don't think it's the same crossover that's one of the biggest places we diverge in content i think thor is

more i think thor audience is more mature than the fingering audience totally but once you start scrolling for a while they go let me serve it up see what she does with it again thor has actual skills and he's also doing things for his environment like he's doing it so then there's not too much that it like burns there's a wildfire or something yeah so skill if you don't have the skill the other dry i will say the skill in those videos i thought i've been on youtube for a very long time and i i survived the the my life is ava era alicia marie remy where everybody and i include myself in this i was never at their level but the highly saturated jump cuts never in my life have i seen someone do faster jump cuts than that like this man like he says that he's

self-taught and i'm like i know because you're watching youtube in 2014 that's what he's saying like he learned from youtube like he didn't go to a culinary school is what he just like watch youtube stuff and i'm like yeah because what you're making isn't that great no you're just spitting showing shots of you with no shirt on a little apron or butt shots and then fingering the food i don't need to see that and also that doesn't actually show me that you know what you're doing sexually either you don't know you're doing in the kitchen or with my vagina and and you're spitting in the kitchen disgusting and also i'm gonna say if you were comparing not even metaphorically but physically side by side comparing my vagina to raw chicken i don't want

to fuck you no you're you're you're calling those you have essentially just said beef curtains you've essentially just called me up and said hey beef curtains and i'm like fuck off they go hey rb sandwich like no leave me leave me leave me in my lips alone like it's just vile it's vile there's something sexy about someone being good at something and knowing that they're good at it and like completing what whatever it is like that is sexy and because that gives me in terms of you know uh uh stories that that is if you're reading like a book that's the person that you're like you that's the character you fall in love with like that's who you end up with and the person who is just making you know jacking off a piece of clay that is no no that's not that's

not like the friends to love that's the enemies to lovers ones that i'm like i don't like it no and to go along with this i think his name is funny canoe something with canoe in it but he doesn't show his face at all but he recreates other people's food like following along to let you know if it's actually good or they just like yes yeah but he's like very funny doesn't ever show his face but like that is sexy to me and i've never even seen his face funny canoe something with the canoe it might not be funny canoe that was like how the fuck do you spell canoe that's that's a question um but funny canoe was like the password or not yeah the password that like time warner gave me for an internet thing hold on future canoe close enough i liked funny

have you done like the men with the in the woods ones oh yeah okay i'm liking this he's funny like like you can't hear it but he like makes jokes and things poke some holes into them and stuff with nutella this nutella claims to be from texas even though it's smaller than average egg milk and vanilla essence in a bowl egg heavy cream and dessert msg beat together in a bowl i'm obsessed with this bad situation is about to happen i'm obsessed with the monitor like yes throw that's funny yeah and he like he's a chef and so he has like chef as in he works in the kitchen i don't think he's actually like the chef but he like has uh access to like higher quality meats and stuff when they're about to throw it out so

he'll just take it from work and then make stuff that he sees yeah i have i will say that like food content and food creators is the biggest slippery slope for me that there's like a small window and like a specific kind of person that like i will enjoy what you make but there is like martin is dropping it off um there is a i need you to know i need to you to know enough about what you're doing that a you're not going to spread harmful information you're not going to get people sick you're not going to give bad advice but i also don't need you to know so much that you're a professional working chef because then you're an asshole yes and i don't like i do like chef reacts he is a professional chef is he reacting to other people's things and that's fine

if you're then you can use your knowledge and assholery if i'm on your side let's have a part someone but if you're just teaching me how to do something like be kind yeah i think you like him there's i can hear your food my ex also was not a chef but he if anyone if anyone has dated someone who is a chef or has dated someone who like works in not like a server's restaurant like but i mean like worked in a kitchen that side and then if you've also dated someone who works in um the production side of film uh you know that there is a crossover of a specific kind of person and their recreational activities that they like to do and um the harm they like to cause and the therapy they don't like to to to do um and that's those kinds of chefs that irk me but

i also like men with the pot oh yeah that was my my first one that was my pandemic obsession i like their knives i have to say my brain does not compute on tiktok um people's names and usernames the same way they do like it does on other platforms and other apps so like for some people with their usernames just especially because the way it's formatted that i will sometimes like put different words together and like not read it as a name you know i mean like or it's like oh and then if someone does like a funny name then i remember that username even if that was a username they had for a long not they don't have anymore and they haven't had in a long time but if it's like memorable enough and i'm trying to find she cooks in um so she goes like

oh kenna there you go um and her username is kenna k-e-n-a p-e-p-e-a-y um and so she was on she's the one that's based in la she's i don't know if she's based in like so she switches between or she does a lot of like san francisco bay area like oh yeah california she does a little giggles with yes um and she does like hiking and food content and being like so she did oh smothered cabbage and she like brings her little hot plate plate yeah is it even similar vibe like one of those portable travel kind of things kerosene and um so that's one that that's who i want to learn how to cook from you know what i mean like everything that she makes i go oh my god that looks so good i want to make that but when i want to like marvel at

the craft of someone else that's why i think like the outlandish sculptural things that i can't do that's when it becomes like oh wow that's really cool but like i'm not learning anything from him building a swan out of chocolate you know i just like to look at no that's what i'm saying like i love it's like i porn like i just want to watch it and then keep watching it and like see what they make next yeah chef reactions he like that that was one of the few that he would have like fun things to say about but they're all fun because he's just funny and sarcastic but he was like in love with him and then he finally got to go and go to uh go and visit him at the shop and he's like he's so nice and he just like i've he dropped that like

like yeah he was like fanboying over the chocolate that's sweet i will say though the when i went to paris i did i took a pastry class and you know the french have a reputation of not being very kind um i'm not going to dispute that because it's and i we live in la i can say because we're not nice either here um but it was the kind like yeah it was the same thing of like nice versus kind and like i personally prefer cities like that like that is it when you're showing interest and they're like gonna show you how to do this and all of that but they're like if you're not we don't know that you're serious we're not really gonna be that nice yeah but also like if he if he wasn't nice with that smile i would be like psycho you know no like

murder yeah watch list he has such a friendly kind smile yeah it reaches their eyes i don't i never understood what that meant but it once i like i like stopped thinking about it from like a book perspective and like from a visual perspective and it was like oh it means that like if you covered your mouth i can tell you're smiling from what your eyes look like not that the corners of your mouth reach your eyes yes yeah yep i take things a little too literally fake smile versus real yeah where it doesn't the emotion doesn't reach becoming behind the eyes yeah yeah but my being literal with everything means i'm great at crossword puzzles that's true i was just so out of pocket i was like do you get laid at this wedding do you know anyone

there who's like have you ever had a wedding like that experience no is that a real thing i think so for some people but not for me i've actually no i've been to weddings with like matz's friends and like people of one person like he like hooked up with like i don't know brighter grooms no grooms like cousin and they dated for like years after and i was like you better marry because like that's fucking awkward but i just keep thinking how awkward that would be yeah i actually would love i mean because of whose wedding this is i would like high key fucking love if you like found because i could then get like five different people to give me perspectives if there was if there was someone allison would have already told me about it no

exactly and also i'm sharing a room with gabe and their boyfriend well that's what i'm saying though so then i would be able to get like i'd be able to be like tell me all about it give me the unfiltered no we hope you enjoyed this see you next tuesday and we will see you next tuesday ayo goodbye you