Don't Blame Me! - OG DCOM

Episode Date: October 18, 2022

Meghan and Melisa debate what qualifies a Disney Channel Original Movie as an OG and then of course share their TV recommendations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

hi what are you doing i'm looking at this girl who defended this other bitch it's fucking hilarious okay hi welcome to see you next tuesday where you hear us talking on it we are recording this on a tuesday so technically you will see this next tuesday because that's when it comes out so now we finally made sense of it oh that makes a lot of you know i didn't even really question it because i mean we named our bonus episode on friday fisting friday i'm like the creativity is just uh sex that's all it is it's like i'm waiting for like our we like start releasing something on a wednesday and we're like 69 what wednesday now we have and what wednesday does make sense so it does what will that be us going to theme parks

you know gross also especially the wet theme parks like that's a yeast infection also just germs in general you know how i feel about i know i also like was absolutely convinced um which i i don't think i'm wrong but anytime that like there's like wetness involved i'm like easier to get pregnant it's why i'm not gonna go to a foam party like i bet the sperm is writing some bubbles and then it's just gonna fall inside of my vagina and then i'm suddenly gonna be pregnant with a frat baby hard pass you i mean your fiance is a frat boy so and to be fair i was also having sex with people in the frat and so like that's probably more likely and it was like i literally telling the guys like hooking up with and dating i was like i'm not going to do like the foam party

i'm gonna get pregnant and he's like the beers can come over we're gonna have sex afterwards i'm like yeah that's the condom but like what am i gonna do wear like a diaphragm to your party Phone parties are a lot of fun, except for your eyes burn. Imagine semen in your eye, like a yeast infection in your eye. You don't have to imagine semen in your eye. No, I know. I'm sure you've had it shot in your head a time or two. You know, I think of the iconic photo.

Yeah, of course. Of course. A photo that y'all will never see. Of somebody you know. But was Megan's wallpaper on her phone for a while. Years. Years. people make is that oh my god do they know that yes they know they approved this they approved

that message i hope one day they finally post that picture it's it's been years at this so funny i know i'm like come on aren't we like this is funny like you always thought it was funny but like i feel like the world should see how funny this is tell the story okay so um well welcome we were just setting up to record and melissa was like pause what you're saying because we need to talk about this i brought up the very important question melissa have you seen the iconic classic decom cadet kelly no they're both like my age so like you watch things of people that are older than you so no and then we got into a debate because i said it was classic she said you said it was an original like the og well technically it's not an og though technically

it is because it's disney channel original okay yes it's an original movie but uh it is not an og but here's okay we looked it up and turns out disney channel had premiere films which was uh it was called that until 1977 that was they released under disney channel premiere films since then they're all currently released under disney channel original movies aka d comms okay but okay so cadet kelly came out in 2002 2002 i consider the like ogs or like brink which heartthrob of the time oh my yes the hair the face that's 1998 that's 90 yeah that's 98 that's like an og 2002 and 19 and and 1998 are the same year they're not the same they're the same eric von deaden what what's he up to i don't know let's check out that my favorite ability and it's really

just because i pay the fee i am db pro like i i flex that shit on everybody someone is like i wonder what this person is doing i'm like let me tell you what they're doing he's got a wife a child he looks about the same just older he was in toy story wasn't he like the voice of sid or something yeah who's sid the evil kid well he's not really evil he's just had a rough childhood that's how they are oh he was in wait why is this not showing me the pro version yeah there you go every time i go to pro you know what opens up automatically coin heist starring sasha and alexis g's all and i'm like i don't know why that's the thing that like automatically fills but because i always just click it instead of just typing in like full pro mdb it just stays there

yeah okay we've also got like halloweentown is an og xenon girl of the 21st century which i also always have to you know work in a soap opera reference which stars um kirsten uh what's her last name no kirsten storms who stars as maxie jones on general hospital she also was the original bell on um days of our lives also raven's in it of course um oh wow he's not really working who eric oh yeah i knew that um i don't know what can of worms are the 13th year wait halloween town yeah i said that okay and okay can of the 13th which they're like married now or engaged or something right yep 13th year i wanted that boy with those flippers that boy was in so many isn't that the same kid that's in a smart house is that him um

i want to say no okay he might be but there's two who looked like almost identical and they constantly got mixed up with each other that is ches starbuck no that's his real fucking name of course he had to be an actor what else could he have been he would have had to be a used car salesman an actor or a host on like a home shopping network something like that johnny tsunami fucking classic a classic random baker what's he doing horse sense fuck horses hated that the color of friendship that was uh uh no that was that was a repeat on disney channel almost every fucking week like i think it might that's the one about the south african girl that goes with the black family that's the one where they said the n-word with the horror hard r on disney

channel it's like i yeah it's based on well it's based on like a true story yeah didn't we look at this up at some point we did we talked about it on a patreon because uh someone hadn't seen it But they always played it during Black History Month, so I feel like that's why they got it. They played it every night during Black History Month. They didn't have anything else. I don't know what Genius is. I don't remember that one.

Emmy Rossum. Emmy Rossum. Wow. I don't remember that one either. Then Rip Girls. Fuck yeah, I remember that. I remember Alley Cat Strikes, because that also has um another cutie too oh kaylee cuoco was in what alley cat strike oh

oh miracle in lane two starring frankie muniz absolute love of my life who i then met later on because he was on the same season of dancing with the stars as sasha and so when i would go watch her i i was like bitch i love you but you need to you need to introduce me to frankie muniz like i'm a stan and she goes oh i know because i had my first date to um racing stripes the movie where he voiced the zebra who was in a horse race and so naturally i told him and i was like i love you so much oh quince which is the same girl from halloween town by far was like if you could my top as growing up it was quince um which i definitely thought was not spelled like that i thought it was spelled like isn't there like a food like a fruit like a quince quince as i said

i was like the spelling in my head is quince fruit it's a fruit okay oh it's a fruit uh that's definitely how i thought it was spelled until just this very moment that i'm looking at this but it was that uh it was quince um the ultimate christmas gift which maybe that's the wrong name so we can we'll scroll and find that eventually uh smart house and cadet kelly yeah well again cadet kelly we still haven't even got to 2001 like we're still working through 2000 cadet kelly is still far down the list it is not an og but they play them all like steps for you the thing is they played them all for you but they weren't played all for me so there's a disconnect that does make sense you get it because they hadn't come out yet phantom of the megaplex that one was like low-key

kind of scary i don't remember that one oh the ultimate christmas present that's from 2000 that one is like honestly a rewatch like i used to now that i'm so glad we have um disney plus because i used to just go on youtube and watch like the ripped version of the ultimate christmas present every year zine on the sequel genius yeah fucking genius it's oh also on this was like a year two years ago kimberly j brown was on an episode of general or a couple episodes general hospital and um kirsten storms like killed her character because she was chasing and trying to steal her baby being on the sequel truly i bet that there's like a very large crossover in the disney decom original

machine and the soap machine because like you would you would think it's not though really yeah there's not that many that's shocking maybe that's what they need to start casting is like all these kids because they're a little too hammy all right i just think of in the terms of like you have to memorize so fucking much for a soap that like child actors and people who like that part of their brain is like really well massaged and worked they'd be good at it but They also don't get that many takes. Like in a soap opera, you only get one to two takes. Yeah.

Still, though, most child actors, that's why a lot of them aren't very good, is because they're just memorizing and not getting a lot of takes. What about the Irish? The same cutie? No, that's a different one. That's not the same as 13th Year. No, I know it's not 13th. Oh, okay.

Isn't that the smart house kid, though? Yeah, that's Ryan Merriman. Yeah. Also a hottie. What's hounded? I don't know. Oh. Taj Mowry.

No, I didn't like the dog ones. Yeah. Is this a remake of? Jumping Ship. Oh, my gosh. That was with the Lawrence brothers. Did you see that they were recently in like a Google Home commercial? No.

That's iconic, though. Yeah. Halloween Town 2, Calabar's Revenge, Twas the Night. the proof point wow taj i missed a lot of these i'm so sorry double teamed will forever be i don't know this i'm sorry this is when this is when i was getting too old i don't know i just need to speak to the person who did xenon the zeke will who named that definitely was not in the room when someone suggested we're gonna make a movie called double teamed you can't do that not for children this is children it's identical twin basketball players that knock that checks

off way too many like sub genres of porn like that's not okay yeah then we finally so it must 2001 was like it had to be the end of me watching because i don't remember any of these other you're fucking kidding me we actually need to watch all of these because i was in high school by this time get a clue is uh really intense and lindsey lohan and brenda song yeah it's fantastic also the guy the little boy that played alfalfa in the uh little rascals yeah it the cutoff was me going to high school because i don't i didn't watch any of these other ones it's okay so if i'm gonna recommend you and to anybody who didn't watch if i'm gonna recommend for the future for the ones here cadet kelly get a clue gotta kick it up you watch gotta kick it

up though no i didn't i just know what it is si se puede gotta kick it up fantastic um hmm okay what else the even stevens movie he's really good fuck shy buff shy above i can't say his name because i for the longest time i thought it was shyla and then i thought it was shyla buff and so first name shyla last name buff got it and now i have a really hard time i just refer to both names and it has christy carlson romano a star um youtube blogger and star of cadet kelly oh yeah that too but I think her YouTube career has

completely razzed her Kim Possible fame all of it um she's iconic so then there is oh Eddie's

Million Dollar Cook-Off so fucking good wanted to marry him and you know who that has a feature of Bobby motherfucking Flay so good

then Cheetah Girls also fantastic Pixel Perfect so fucking good Xenon Z3 Stuck in the Suburbs also fucking fantastic um

Kim Possible um movie oh twitches proud family yeah cowbells wendy woo homecoming war yeah there's so many i was in college by that time so definitely none of them okay well you should watch minute men even though i have seen twitches though minute man is fantastic it's like actually like you could make minute men like a feature-length like blockbuster film and have it not be attached to this channel like it's fantastic um i've literally watched almost all of these we get to okay i think 2011 i haven't seen any of those movies see that's your cutoff well i'm a junior

in high school that's what i'm saying i was in high school so that was my cutoff no i know i'm just saying i think my cutoff was a little later than yours mine was high school it was when i was i don't know but i graduated yeah i was also a 2001 sophomore yeah okay i was a junior that's wow that's the year i started having sex and then i stopped watching disney channel my innocence is gone there you go you can pinpoint it maybe on what wednesdays we'll pick one of these movies just some wednesday it's it won't be every wednesday we just pick one of these movies and watch it and talk about it you have no idea how much that means to me because that also gives me homework that i can force mots to watch too and now knowing that mots like watched high school

musical and he was like i love this movie he also loved the second one that now i'm gonna be able to get him to watch even more of these i have yet to lead him astray except for the one time we saw love the coopers or something that was like in theaters some christmas movie it's maybe one of the worst movies ever but it's not even like a funny bad movie which sucks not like you know my other favorite funny bad movies what are your favorite dcoms let us know i'll make i thought were asking me i was like i told you no i'm telling the audience let us know what your favorite d-coms are someone remind me to make a post i'll put on my to-do list but someone will probably need to remind me remind me um and go comment it there because maybe we'll pick

from one of those or maybe we'll give a poll of which one we should watch first it'll be skewed though because more people are closer to your age or younger exactly i'm going i'm doing i don't want to watch we're gonna go back and white shut up we'll go back and forth between i pick one and you pick one you can have polls for the ones you do and i just pick mine well this is not a democracy it's a cheerocracy but he was i liked him too who the guy from bring it on oh that a lot of that movie skis me out now i think that's the point i know like it's definitely like I think of it like not as extreme but as drop dead gorgeous where I was like I should not have been watching this just because this has like pageants or cheerleaders this is

like not for teenagers or children like it is an adult movie that just happens to star teenagers yeah that's I I feel like that a lot but yeah he was cute I also thought you've seen princess diaries right of course I thought he was really cute too and if you like go to any of my um like growing up male childhood crushes that like from movies and stuff and you put mods next to them i was like oh this makes sense like it's all these like snarky like smart like brunette guys who are like and then they're actually not and i'm like oh look at them they're reading a book at the cheer competition yeah it's like the fanfic of being like harry styles noticed me in the crowd he's like who's that girl reading a book you're like i'm just here bringing my little sister to

one direction like i don't even know who you are and he plucks me out of the crowd it's like literally the girl reading like a book at a club like that's the vibe i'm not like i literally went on a whole rant to what was him i don't even remember what we were talking about but something lots of parents were in town and um his mom was like saying something that was like different about him and i go oh do not stroke his individuality complex like he is not like other boys and he's like that is very much him and it's oh it's his at work because everyone's like yeah monster's like really into reading and i was like wow at work yeah people that should be reading scripts i mean they don't they mostly do mostly unscripted content well they still have to read

things i know but you know but they're like he's like such a big reader which i'm like it's a small office you gotta hire some more people so monster doesn't feel like i'm not like other boys which is so funny to me now i want to watch some of these new ones like low-key descendants seems really good i have watched a couple music videos that's now into my nieces and nephews i know i also think i got an audition for one of the very very very old disney channel no but i think it's actually No, maybe it was Nickelodeon. I don't remember.

Way back in the day. We have to do Camp Rock just because people talk about it all the time. Never seen it. Culturally, it is like a moment. So it will really help, especially like the Disney knees, Mitchie Torres. The first thing we need to do is Cheetah Girls, though. I don't even know why we're having this. Also, dare I say, yes, we have to do Cheetah Girls 1,

but it's actually more important for us to do Cheetah Girls 2. Yeah, but I haven't seen Cheetah Girls at all. No, I know. but like just know that we are watching cheetah girls one to get to cheetah girls two which is again a feature-length like cinema production like it is so fucking good the music is good like i will say people knock disney for like you know um the absolute like uh i was gonna say like it's like a puppy mill for entertainment for child actors like it's intense and uh not healthy and not good i will say they know how to find fucking talent like especially ones where people are

singing they made another freaky friday yeah even though the lindsay lohan one was also a remake apparently yes i told you this apparently i told me and you had the conversation oh yeah yeah yeah apparently um they want to make another one like lindsay lohan and moths can't even talk about that movie it's like he thinks it's the scariest movie i told you my hang-ups about it because it's like now i have to go watch my mom's cat when i have to go use the bathroom that's disgusting i would just do everything with my eyes closed i'm still touching it take a shower you know rubbing all the bones it's gonna get yeast infection and i'm just gonna be like unless i'm here if i find out i know it happens i know that it's gonna happen but like even like you're around like an old man

that's like attractive and then like your body's reacting to that it's disgusting like why would you say that your mom's around

teenagers that's the part that Mott's like literally is like he is like he was pacing and he's like wait and turn this off and I was like

we're finishing this movie it's great and he was like this is a horror film like this is a cautionary tale like this is disgusting she should be in jail and I was like

okay I did not think it was that serious when I watched it for the first time but I do absolutely love Jamie Lee Curtis

yeah she's a an icon she is and she's like my one of my absolute like favorite things is um older women actresses who are just kind of like they're it's it's when diva behavior you don't grow out like like i think like diva behavior is achieved like i don't think there's anything wrong with being a diva like fucking be a diva make people wait when it is older women who are actresses who have like gotten to the point in their career where they can be divas i'm like fuck yeah i love it yeah of course love it so much and mariah carey it's like always be diva it's almost the season and mariah dare i say you know it's just it's always her season she just goes into hibernation

yeah she goes into hibernation but she says it's not time yet so you cannot like she gives you a timeline it's the day after halloween that's when she thank god yeah she like usually breaks a pumpkin or something it's a it's time now i love her she's great i want her to tell all about nick cannon but she can't because they have kids i know we need to personally befriend her because i feel like she would i feel like she'd tell people i don't think she'd like us though i don't think she'd like us either but i think she would tell someone in a meet and greet line if they asked like I don't think that she is any qualms talking shit yeah agree

if her kids can't hear I think she'll be like I'll talk shit I really respect it okay well let us know your favorite decom and stay tuned for one Wednesday eventually where we watch the Cheetos

one wet Wednesday when we watch one wet Wednesday when we watch blank Wet Wednesday watching. Watched on Wet Wednesday. Wet Wednesday watch party. Wizardly of Waverly Place, the movie.

I was just trying to find a W one. I love that! That's also a really fucking good one. That's a great show, too. I watched a couple episodes. I know there was, like, a restaurant they hung out at, right? their parents owned an italian restaurant and they lived above it as every television show you if you know you either live above a coffee shop a bar or a family restaurant yeah that like the ego that

that would give me as a disney channel kid where it's like we're gonna make you a disney channel star and that's also why it like absolutely messes like fucks people's heads because they'll do all this prep and then sometimes they'll like actually never film it or like the pilot will get scrapped or the album will never come out but like they make that like they're like full service child stars in like acting you're going to get a TV show that you're going to star and then you're going to have a movie that is about you that we write for you and then you're going to do an album

then you're going to go on tour and do all this shit and you're going to make no fucking money but we're going to make you like so unbelievably famous and then we wonder why they rebel or become assholes but again when you are so talented

diva behavior is natural yeah You watch any other TV? Oh, my God. Mots and I need to give you a really gracious thank you. And he was literally going to text you. Reboot is the funniest fucking show. I mean, it's from our Martin family family, even though it's not connected at all.

No, but I trust it. I trust it. I told Mots that. And we were fucking dying. And I've been recommending it to everybody. I'm really curious, again, if it's something that people who aren't. I think anyone who's just, like, watches TV, like, think people will like it. It is really funny.

But there, I, like, there's something special when you live in L.A. and you work in the industry and they have a show about the industry. Like, don't give me La La Land. Give me Reboot. Yeah. Like, give me that. And that twist in the first episode was fun. It was really fun.

And, like, Rachel Bloom is, like, really smart and, like, a really great actress. And I'm obsessed with Judy Greer, obviously. but the whole thing is just so so good and like so fucking funny i like really love it like we're obsessed with it so between that avid elementary and then um we watched welcome to flack and then we no we watched i said flack flatch and then i started thinking of caroline flack we also watched welcome to flash and now we're restarting because now the like everything's fucking coming out once a week and we like it's fun to look forward to but now we need like a bingeable so we started new girl from the beginning he's always loved i thought you didn't

like new girl no i just made fun of him for watching new girl because i was like this seems so stupid it's one of those shows so good it's one of those shows if you see like if you like watch someone else watch it without knowing the context it's so over the top that it's like what the fuck is this like and like you're not paying attention so i didn't really start paying attention until he was re-watching it for the i don't know 10th fucking time like a couple years ago i like i tuned in probably like halfway through season two and so i was like let's start from the beginning and like watch it watch it and i just like i'm grinning ear to ear the whole time i used to like that used to be i think it came out came on on tuesday nights and it used to be like

what i looked forward to every week well i think that like the it's so not a network show that like i think that i had some preconceived notions about what it would be because even like the artwork for and everything gives very much laugh track sitcom and like it was fox wasn't it yeah yeah like it's just not really you i can't imagine watching it on like tv like it's it doesn't have it's not like what it would have been on tv in the of the air like it's definitely way before its time so i had some misconceptions which i'd love to be wrong about yeah well i'm glad you're finally in the circle also i feel like matz is a culmination of all the guys roll together i think that's why he loves it and also like people have told him forever he like looks like jake

johnson and um it's just like so funny because like yeah no he is and like that is that is just like the vibe and i love i love shows that are so well casted and it's so similar to modern family which we talk about fantastic casting and my other one that i always reference as being one of the best casted shows is a drama dramedy but parenthood where like when you have such a good cast like you're fucking set like so like they improv i think they've said now that they improv to like 20 of each episode like the completed what you see is all like 20 of that it's improv which i just think is like a fantastic nod to like how good they did at casting and just how fucking funny it is to like try and figure out did someone write this joke or did one of you come up with

this did you one of you suggest a writer to write it or is this just like improv yeah and they started a podcast about it have they yeah zoe de chanel um hannah simone is that her name yeah Hannah Simone and who's the third person hold on I want to say they've had almost everyone on it so I can't totally remember who the third person who does the podcast

I think it's Lamorne Morris I'm just such a feminist I'm forgetting the man of course it's fucking my heart yeah it's him yeah but I love that so maybe I'll start listening if they're recapping some episodes yeah

i'd listen me too um what if i didn't watch anything new this week watch my x minutes i've been watching watch i think i forgot to tell months atlanta i've caught up on it really enjoy it they did an episode that just they they take things in the real world and then twist it and then give so much like it's hard to explain what atlanta is without watching atlanta because you have to like watch it to get it because it's satire in a way that like i've never seen satire done before it's also like there's like science fiction in it and like it's just weird like it's just a weird ass show but this last episode was essentially uh giving satire to tyler perry and his whole production company and the way they did it so i bet they had so much fun with it yeah

because also like all the cast isn't in every single episode either huh also because like that's one show where everybody on the show got really famous i was gonna say i'm looking i was like i can name like a couple people i've never seen it but i could name some people off top of my head when i'm like yeah they're in atlanta and i'm looking at this now and i'm like oh the top four how is there any time to film yeah so like they just kind of like film when they can and sometimes they're like none of the main cast is in it at all that's funny yeah wow maybe that's that'll be what mod's gonna start watching next i want to say he watched i think he watched the first season he did i think i remember that yeah that and then she hulk which y'all should watch

yeah it's good um the last episode comes out this week i think so perfect so you can wait yes um yeah and just my soaps and days of our lives had a threesome scene that friend your former co-star of mr student bike president was in it and it's the longest sex scene that i've ever seen on a soap opera the old people hated it because it was two girls and a boy and the old people were like they prefer two boys and they're like uh we they're like uh because it moved to peacock they're like uh now that it's on peacock it's gonna get raunchy and i was like no no no no no they filmed these six months in advance they didn't know they were gonna be on peacock when they filmed this they were gonna come to a tv mid-afternoon and also it wasn't the first threesome

that's been on there there was a threesome a few years ago with old people oh fake fan with really old people that's so funny anytime that like people have criticisms of that i'm like so what would you prefer you wanted two dicks yeah you wanted you wanted two dicks one set of tits what was your vibe like what you prefer old people yeah you want old people smashing old bits yeah it's funny because raven and then her on-screen girlfriend they have a bakery on the show called sweet bits so so you saying old bits goes right there that's funny wow i can't imagine in like the actually as an actor doing a sex scene on a soap probably is a lot better because they go so fast through everything that i would think that they maybe have the same swiftness no um also the

people like that grew up on the soaps too don't like it because there are people that have been there since they were younger so it's just weird no that's the worst like when you have to like anytime you have a kiss scene a makeout scene sex scene like you want it to be with someone who like you have no friendship with you have no like you can be friends like you have to start with the romance like that has to be it like on screen like i don't want it to be someone i know people that were like either kids or teenagers that grew up on it and they get to when they have their first sex a lot of them haven't actually had sex in real life and now they're having like the sex scene in front of people that have seen them as children yeah that's actually horrible yeah but

if you're older it's different i guess but yeah yeah go roonies wow i think we just have such great um tv recommendations for everybody yeah go us and last what was last week's episode of abbott last week was actually one of the guys from one of the podcasts i produced black men can't jump he was on the episode he was one of the people in the improv group and one of the other ones was one of the Buzzfeed guys

that was part of Quinta's little three and the other one he's a writer from the beginning of it that's the one that was her quote unquote Buzzfeed boyfriend Justin and Quinta I shipped it I did too and I'm shipping

whoever they're with now she has a husband who I had no idea she was even fucking married read um i think it was last was it last week or the week before i don't remember what we had said but that mott's and i were like it was the funniest episode yet which one was it doesn't really matter anyways everybody watch it it's so fucking good yeah love it love it love it okay all right that's it Thank you.