Don't Blame Me! - S1E7: Catfished By a F*** Boy?

Episode Date: July 7, 2017

This week you guys called in with a wide variety of questions -- dealing with a coworker crush, being called a snake by so-called friends, and (possibly) being catfished by some dude on Twitter.THANK YOU so much to all of you who WATCHED our last episode. Because of your awesome response, I made a video version of this episode as well. Take a look on my YouTube channel!https://www.youtube.com/user/meghanrosetteNext time, I want your sex questions! From the tame to the downright kinky, I want them all! Call me at...[phone]...with your question, age, and as much detail as possible. And I will do my best to offer my words of wisdom.If you’re under 18, please get your parent’s permission. Advice is for entertainment purposes only. Don’t blame me if it ruins your life. lol jk my advice is THE BEST.[phone]Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/join/dontblameme See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

hello everybody and welcome to an all-new episode of don't blame me yeah this is my podcast which if you're listening to this you're like yes we get it already but guess what i have to kind of spoon feed it to you if i had a spoon i would demonstrate because i'm gesturing because we are also recording this on a camera with a video component. That was a very confusing way of saying it. But I'm currently filming this podcast for my YouTube channel. So we did this two weeks ago as a special treat. And then this is this is what we're doing. We're doing it to raise awareness for my podcast, which is called Don't Blame Me and getting some new listeners. So if you want to get a double dose of me, not only can you listen to this audio podcast, you can also go

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always listen to us as an audio podcast which comes out every other friday go to don't blame me dot show to listen and figure out exactly what you can do to download it subscribe whatever app or preferred method of listening to your podcast that you like. So this is a special treat for you guys and I hope you like it. Maybe we'll do it again. So if you guys are unfamiliar with the basis of my podcast,

well, let me tell you about it. It is an advice podcast. So if you guys have listened to my Dr. Megan videos before on YouTube or any of my advice things or if you followed me on Tumblr when I was all about dishing out advice to people through the question ask box and all that stuff, it's pretty much how this podcast came to be.

It was like, yo, I love giving advice to people. um how about instead of just doing like twitter q and a's and random things like that we could instead have you guys call in and leave voicemails telling me about things in your life that you need some advice on so that's what we're gonna do you guys are gonna hear actual voices of people calling in and what they are dealing with in their lives and hopefully you guys can maybe relate to it and i can give some decent advice so if you guys want to call in the phone number is 310-694-0976 yes I am reading to something

that is being taped underneath the tripod again that number is 310-694-0976 and no I don't still have that number memorized at all at all at all at all but yeah I'm excited to hear your voices give you some advice and again as the title suggests don't blame me

it is always going to be legally free of me actually ruining your life because if I do anything for sure totally wrong you can't sue me Maybe if we title the podcast that. You can't sue me with Megan Rinks. Also, we have a deep, dark male voice over here.

I should have said you have like a high-pitched voice. You would have had to do that. But it's Jack Ferry. Hi, Megan. I am the off-camera voice. How are you? It's like the Wizard of Oz, Jack Ferry. I'm just here to...

Keep me on track. I have ADHD. I'm just here to help you as your producer. And in fact, I'm going to help you right now because we've got some really awesome calls. Okay, cool. Are you ready for the first one? I think I am.

All right, let's do it. Hey, Megan. I am a 25-year-old woman. I am married, and my husband is 11 years older than me. Yes, I know. I have daddy issues. We've been together for seven years. I love him a lot.

He's perfect in almost every way except for the fact that every now and then he has this tendency to talk down to me. um I I want to believe a lot of it is just age-based just the fact that he is kind of older than me so he feels that he has that authority to do so um let me just tell you it irks my damn nerve um because yes he has age over me but I like to think that being partners we have a quality in the relationship am I right um so yeah I don't really know how to handle this situation I don't know how to convince how do you convince somebody that you're a lot smarter than they think you are or that you have a lot more going for you than what they feel is appropriate if that makes any sense um I'm pretty damn accomplished at my age but for whatever reason a lot of times I don't

know it just seems like it's not enough or it seems as if it's not impressive enough for lack of a better word um so yeah help me out here I'm not trying to be a dick to him because that seems to be my go-to is just be a complete and total a-hole in return to his condescending remarks um I want to try to go about it a different way but I'm not entirely sure how to do so so first of all I'm not judging you by your voice but I am I think we'd be friends I don't know I like how you talk I like your vibe where do you live do you want to hang out cool I need more female friends Okay, here's what I'd say to this. And this is kind of how I go about any sort of relationship advice when it comes to conflict in a relationship that's not a deal breaker, which is obviously not a deal breaker because you guys have been married and you guys, all that kind of stuff. When you have an issue in a relationship, I think you need to bring it up as it's happening in that current moment because it gives that person a frame of reference to what you're talking about where you're like, hey, that thing you just said right there, that made me feel X, Y, and Z.

But then on top of it, I think not only bringing it up in the moment when it occurs, I think it's also really important to have a totally separate conversation when you're not arguing or anything like that in which you reintroduce the thing you have an issue with and what you want to do to solve it and what you think should be done to kind of fix that issue. But I think you got to do both. I think you need to give them, if you just bring it up offhand in a random conversation when you're not talking about it you're speaking about it in abstract in their eyes when your eyes are like no you do this all the time and i could reference it but it it feels kind of distant to them and this is again just in my personal experience so i think having it be done in both ways gives you

an ability to have him think about it with a level head when you're talking about it when it's not happening in the moment but then when you talk about it when it's in the moment it also gives him like when you talk about it separately he's like oh you're right you did just you did just catch me doing that like last week or a couple days ago so you're right this doesn't seem out of left field and I think you're kind of right in the idea of where it's coming from and it might be coming from a good-natured place and he might not understand that it sounds condescending but there might be a part of him that's kind of like well I'm older than you I know this and I will throw my boyfriend under the bus there are some times where he says things to

me and I'm like okay I know thank you you asshole and I'll I mean and I also the whole reason why I think we'll be friends is because you defined yourself as an asshole which is constantly what I call my I'm like I'm an asshole so I understand that because that's kind of how I would respond to something like that I mean that happens in all relationships I think but you also might be guilty of doing it too which I know I'm guilty of if I feel like I kind of know some if I feel like I have an extensive knowledge on something which they're limited subjects like the food network and like how to make a cupcake um so i think that's kind of how i would go about it if i were you i think you uh you know it's on a deal breaker you know this is something that he does

but it's also a totally fixable changeable thing this isn't like a essential part of his personality that you're asking him to change you're just asking him not to kind of be a condescending dick sometimes but then also be open to the fact maybe maybe honestly maybe you go about it in a way in which you're like hey um something that i feel like i've brought up before and i might have not addressed it in the most polite situation is sometimes I feel like in situations you talk down to me, um, in similar, in this kind of context, this kind of context gives like some clear examples and you're like, and it made me, it just doesn't make me feel that great. And, um, I don't think you're doing it intentionally to make me feel bad. I think you're coming about it from a great

place of wanting to help me, but it doesn't feel that great. Um, and in thinking about that, I thought there's probably situations in which I do that to you as well. And I'd really like if We can have an open conversation about it to figure out if there's anything like that that I'm doing to you as well. Because I really think this is something that we need to fix for us because it doesn't make me feel great. And I would really, really like if we didn't do this to each other anymore. So it's like kind of half throwing yourself under the bus, which is what I'll think. And then maybe he'll be like, well, you never do that. And you're like, it's because I'm awesome.

But I think it's a fixable thing. Okay, next call. Hey, Megan. So I'm 27. him but I feel like you have a lot of wisdom and worldly experience so I don't mind reaching out to you even though you're just only a little bit younger than me I'm not that old but anyway I took a class um over the winter and it was to get a free trip to Israel and it was an online class so I didn't meet any of the people in the class and some of the people in the class are

going on the trip at different times you can kind of like pick what dates you want to go and I decided to go in the summer and I want to extend my trip so like I want to do the trip that comes with the class but I have an option of staying longer and I was gonna be spontaneous and do my own thing but I'm have a lot of anxiety and I'm a little bit nervous and I suffer from really bad anxiety so I met this guy through our trips Facebook group and he was like yeah like we should go to Jordan and Haifa and stuff together and I by the way I love Israel I've been there before it's like my only place where I feel happy so I just want to spend as much time as I can there and I'm afraid also won't be able to go back because of how much it costs to fly there and stay

there etc so like I just want to see these places that I haven't got to see and I won't get to see on the scheduled trip like because I may never get to go back again or not for a long time and I've been dating my boyfriend for seven years now and I'm worried that he's going to be upset if I tell him that I'm taking like a week extension with just me and a single guy and he always says like he trusts me but he doesn't trust the guy and I just don't know what to do because I feel like I'm gonna be missing out on his life experience if I don't like take this spontaneous chance and I think it's also kind of safer to travel with a guy as a girl alone especially in like a war-torn country but I mean I just I don't know what to do like I don't want to upset him either and I love

him and I know he's the one for me and we've been dating like all our lives like since we were kids practically but like I feel like this is important to me and he should trust me to know that I trust him you know what I'm saying okay serial killers can take online courses too um that's my first thing I think even before you started talking about your boyfriend being uncomfortable with the situation. I was uncomfortable with the situation. And I thought you were going to be like, should I do this? And my advice was going to be, no, don't do this. But the advice is how do I tell my boyfriend that I want to do this? Uh, I'm kind of, God, I'm losing subscribers on the daily with my advice on this where it's like, I'm just shitting on all of you. I'm not, I think

that's awesome for you. I think it's great. Um, the first half of your question or your story is really similar to my best friend. My best friend went on birthright, um, in Israel when a couple years ago and wanted to extend her trip as well, but she was extending her trip by herself and ended up meeting a bunch of people and also, um, having other like family and friends who were there that she got to have the experience with. So I think extending the trip is a really great idea. You've already been there once before. I don't know if you have family there or things like that. Okay. Here's the thing. You want to be spontaneous and you feel like this is not going to be another opportunity for you to do that. Amazing. Agree with you. That's awesome. Be

spontaneous. You've never met this dude before. He literally could be a serial killer. It could be safer to travel with him if he's not a serial killer, but it could also be like way more dangerous to travel with a serial killer. Not that I'm saying he's a serial killer. Maybe he's a great guy. But how about you plan your extension of your trip? And then if he ends up being awesome or any of the other people you meet there end up being awesome, then you guys end up kind of traveling together you're able to keep open-ended plans do the hostel thing like reserve things like that there's a lot of people especially in the summer who travel alone I mean I wouldn't wear a t-shirt that says hi my name is Becky and I'm traveling alone like that's not the safest thing

to do but I also you don't think you necessarily should plan the extension of a trip with people that you don't know and hey he ends up being totally normal and like perfectly awesome and cool and then he also is going to do the extension of the travel stuff then you do it from there i think that's kind of what i would do i think regardless of what your boyfriend feels just planning a trip with a dude or anybody you've never met before um is a terrible idea and also what if you get there on the first date and you hate him like what if he's not a serial killer but he's just awful and he's like i don't know how like is super boring or what if he is just like thinks he's justin bieber or any of these other things like what if he's just like not your

kind of person you want to travel with and you're like wow i am uh just committed to spending an extra week long uh of my trip with this guy that i thought was going to be awesome and he's not so that's kind of what i would say with it and then when it comes to your boyfriend um not not only does does that i totally understand why he'd be upset uh i yeah i i just really i I just think you shouldn't do it. Yeah, but I think you should go. Okay, next call. Hi, Megan.

All right, so here's my question. I started a new job in the fall, and ever since I've had a major crush on a coworker. We have very similar interests and have great conversations. I kind of lost hope, though, when I found out he was hanging out with another girl, but I recently discovered things between them did not work out. With this, though, I'm kind of insecure

because this other girl is super different than me. She's really fit and super bubbly and really involved with everything at work. I, on the other hand, have a totally different body type and much more reserved, and let's face it, have a little bit of social anxiety. My friend, also a coworker who knows him better than I do, swears he's into me and is being flirty. I don't really know what to believe, though, because he doesn't necessarily seek me out, if that makes any sense. But my friend insists it's just his personality, as he wants something to kind of just fall into his lap. We're both a little on the awkward side. And so neither of us had made a move. We're either totally ignoring each other or talking like we've known each other for years. It's really confusing if you couldn't tell. So what do I do? There's a common theme in these kinds of questions in which I always say, if a guy really likes you, he's going to make it happen.

Like, there's not really ever a question about it. Now, when it comes to co-workers, I was automatically going to say something along the lines of like, well, he might not be making an obvious move because you're co-workers, but I guess he's already dated one of your co-workers. The idea of him wanting something to fall into his lap also just road dumb. That's the first thing I think of in my head. Blowjobs while you're driving a car. I don't really love that kind of outlook with a relationship where it's like, I just want a girl to fall into my lap. Like, OK, said every literally every person ever. Like, it's like, I just want to win the lottery.

Like, OK, cool. Like, everyone wants the easiest way for things to happen. But I think there's also something you said about the incentive and somebody who, like, really wants to, like, makes an active choice to really, like, seek you out. And if you're saying he doesn't really seek you out, that might be his personality. But also this kind of just sounds like there are some roadblocks and you should take another route. I think the like this sounds complicated. Just like you said, it does sound pretty complicated. And I think it's about weighing what you want and what do you want a relationship?

Because if we're being frank, it doesn't really sound like he wants one. and if he's just a really cool work friend and that you have stronger feelings for than he has for you then I would just kind of be like let's just like stay friends if this is like a kind of feeling or kind of like sentiment you have towards him

that you really just can't shake and you really need to I don't know really need like you need to get it out there just for you I would go for it but if how much you like him is determined by how much he likes you I don't think it's really worth it

if that makes any sense it's kind of the same thing where it's like oh well like he's cute and i like him do you like him because your friend is saying that he's into you and like he's flirting with you and that's like his kind of thing with girls and if he didn't like you would you still like him okay next cow i'm 14 years old and i have a friend group with around 20 to 30 people in it so it's like quite large um last year we were like really close and now things are kind of falling apart so since our group is so large um we'll once in a while have like we'll hang out with um everybody in the friend group but

now since you can't always have 20 to 30 people at a house um we'll have smaller hangouts with just around 10 people and the other girls in the friend group will get really angry and feel left out if like they aren't invited to the smaller like hangouts but we feel that that we can't always invite everybody since the friend group is so large but then a couple weeks later the girls that got angry and jealous that we hung out with a smaller group will have one themselves and the girls that originally had a small hangout will not get mad but they think it's okay they think it's okay to hang out like in smaller groups but when we do it it's suddenly a horrible thing and our friend group's kind of falling apart and we really don't know what to do

to satisfy the other girls because every time we hang out it's not okay but every time they hang out it's totally fine we we could care less if they hang out like we we are glad they are but we just want to find a way to hang out with them you know getting super mad and also they'll post stuff on social media calling us like snakes and like being snake free but yeah do you want to be friends with those people? Um, I got, I mean, okay. So I, I relate to this in a smaller scale because that's a lot of friends. I never had that. I also went to a really small school. So that'd be like my whole school. Um, I, I had a group of like close, close girlfriends in middle school and we would break off into smaller groups and hang out. And there was some sort of jealousy

that would come through that mostly on my end of being like, why are you hanging out without me? I'm so clingy. But then in high school, also a similar kind of thing. But I kind of went to high school with having like one really core best friend and then being friends with like other people and like hanging out in groups and stuff. I think my first advice before I would say the generic like friendships kind of evolve and change and move would be maybe maybe kind of maybe not hanging out with like split down like 10 and 10 kind of thing. maybe it's like a group of two people hanging out maybe it's three people hanging out maybe it's something like that where it's smaller as opposed to it being them versus you kind of thing and it also just seems like it's coming from a place of feeling sad and jealous it sounds like they're hanging out to try and get a reaction out of the original people who broke off from that friend group or hanging out with each other them trying to get a reaction and the

fact that they're not getting you're not getting jealous is making them more upset and trying to retaliate. And I also wonder, a little bit of self-perfection I'm asking you to do here. How would you have felt if you weren't in the original group that had hung out separately first? Because you got to be in the like the cool of the cool ones at first. And that also comes with kind of not really understanding what it might feel like to have been like the first time you see what you thought was your friend group, half of them not hanging out with you. And maybe it came out of left field for them. And maybe there wasn't a lot of forewarning, but i think it could potentially deserve an apology i agree with you that it's really not

that big of a deal at like in the scheme of things and also logistically yeah if i was a mom and my kid was like mom can i have 30 friends over i'd be like no dude go to your room color like stop what how do you know 30 people i mean yeah if you look at it from outside perspective it makes perfect sense that you should be able to hang out with like certain people at certain times but maybe they felt a little bit slighted maybe they felt that something was wrong or up that you didn't like them. And I don't know if you've addressed the situation, but maybe address the situation with an apology at first being like, Hey, I know that maybe that's felt or kind of crappy or anything like that. Give that apology. And then also just be candid and honest and say,

I mean, it's really hard for us all to hang out at the same time together. So I feel like we've got a really great, super cool crew of girls, but like, we should also be able to hang out with like one on one, two on one. I mean, that's just three. And break up in those kinds of numbers. And then also at the end of it, do you want to be friends with people who are calling you snakes? And then also just focusing on who you want to be friends with specifically, like people, not just like friends as a group. Because everyone's an individual person and maybe getting to know individual people as opposed to kind of like dividing and conquering. That's what I would do if I were you. On to the next call.

I am 17 years old and I've got a really, really, really complicated situation. And I'm going to try to talk really fast. So, basically, I am talking to a guy basically over Twitter, and he, I know, is talking to two other girls besides myself. And I get that. He's single. He can do whatever he wants. Like, I'm fine with that. We're not official or anything.

My problem is that he doesn't really get on Twitter that much. Like, he's kind of on and off about the whole situation. Like, he can't get on it that much, and that's what he says. he's like I'm so busy and he'll like just delete the app and it's not like our actual account it's like some double identity account I can't really get into that but anyways he's talking to like two other chicks and he tells me that he enjoys talking to me the most and I can see his messages with other girls sometimes because like one of them is my friend and she'll show me and I can just see some messages with other girls like I just have access to that and some of the stuff

he says just scares me and leads me to believe that I like he doesn't really see anything with me but I had a talk recently with him that he said oh well you know you didn't you don't have to worry about that you don't have to you know be scared or anything because we're gonna you know I don't know he said he didn't know what his intentions were and basically he said I don't know what's gonna happen um and before he said oh I'm ready for a relationship but now he's like i don't know and anyways it'd be long distance i'm really confused i do me too and he likes me i know it despite he talks to other girls it's just the fact that he's single and he is or may not be ready for a relationship i don't know how to tame him that's the thing but he is

probably going to be less busy during summer hopefully which is really soon so i please give me advice i nobody knows how to handle this and i hope you do because this is very complicated oh my fucking god dude is this your full-time job like when do you have time for other things this makes no fucking sense okay okay top things one i feel like you're getting catfished two fuck this dude three not literally please i mean you don't even know him it's over twitter three fuck your friend who's also talking to him and above all of this like oh my god okay who hang on you haven't been in relationships that took place entirely over twitter damn it and someone who deletes the twitter app periodically are you i love you so much whoever called you're

amazing but you're also like you're i'm i say this out of love you're being stupid as shit dude no one fucking relates their twitter app i'm getting so oh my god but also you and your friend what the no no oh my god and it's not even his real it's like his second account like his secret account okay you can't tame this guy because he's probably not a real dude like he's some random creepy old man in like, I don't know, bumfuck nowhere, like scamming you. Okay. So on the chance that, so I know I'm kind of taking leaps and bounds saying that you've never met this man and you're being catfished. Okay. So, okay. If you're being, let's just say I've already made the argument that I think you're being catfished and maybe I'm totally off base and wrong. So

we're going to play the other side of it. Maybe you know him, maybe you know him and you've just chosen to communicate silly through Twitter because I don't know, he deletes the iMessage app often and never has that so he can't text this is just not worth your time if you have to if the story that you tell your children about how you met their father um is more confusing than a latin textbook and longer than a multiple series encyclopedias probably not the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with. That's just the overall thing. This is a confusing situation. Yes, I am just as confused as you are. I'm also really confused why you're still dealing with this situation. That makes the most zero sense to me. You can't tame him because he's

whatever he's doing and anything like that. Also, why would you want to? You're not sure if he wants a relationship or if he does. Okay, you know what's the worst relationship ever? The one that you have to force someone to be in that does not sound fun that's like holding someone gunpoint mean like love me you don't want to convince somebody to date you i've said that before like you're a person not a persuasive essay like you're not trying to convince somebody to date you and why are the greatest person ever also um if you end up dating this person um then you lost a friend because your friend will hate you because i think she's also thinks she's dating him and then also what happens if he dates your friend um that's also weird also it would be long distance because

you're only communicating through Twitter. The audio didn't cut out there. That was just a long silent pause for me because I'm like, oh, homie. Okay, you're communicating through Twitter. That sounds like a wonderful, satisfying life. I'm being so sarcastic. I love you, by the way. This is getting really dark and really annoying. Now I've taken upon myself because I really feel like I'm just going to force you to do something even though I can't because this is over a podcast. hey long distance podcast friendship twitter fake relationship wow full circle first of all i think you should tweet at him and say uh goodbye because this is insane this is not worth your time do you have to study do you have school sats anything like that this is taking a lot of brain

power which by the way you to finagle this and to explain the story and to do all of this you seem pretty smart and quick. So maybe take this kind of argumentative skills and the way you've been able to rationalize this in your head and use that for good. Become a lawyer. Sell other people on things that are definitely not true. Also, please do not unsubscribe from my YouTube channel and continue to listen to this podcast, even though I was a little see you next Tuesday-y. Oh my gosh, guys, that is it. That is all of the phone calls we have. I just messed up my hair, which you don't care because you're listening to the audio version, but everyone in the video version is like, oh, Megan, you're just messing it up more. You look like Danny DeVito. Whoa. If you want to

see me look like Danny DeVito, go watch my YouTube channel and see this video. Thank you so much for listening and or watching this. If you want to get even more me, you could re-listen to this if you've only watched it, or you could just go watch the video version of this and see me in a snazzy yellow shirt. So we're not going to be doing video versions all the time. This is a fun, special treat but if you guys liked it you could let us know and you can also listen to my audio podcast because that's not going anywhere at all that's an all the time every other friday kind of thing and uh go to don't blame me dot show to listen to it you can figure out exactly uh where to subscribe you could also rate it leave some fun nice sweet reviews because i like reading them

they make me feel good on bad days and if you guys want to call in for another episode you can do that in a couple seconds actually you can do that whenever you want you could pause this and then just like type the phone number into your phone. But I'm actually going to ask you for specific questions. I am currently soliciting sexual questions. You might have heard me say this before, and that's because we are getting a bunch of them. That's the goal to get some good ones, get some crazy, get some weird ones. And yeah, sex questions. You might be like, Megan, sex questions. I know what sex is. Hello. There's a stork and a baby. They do whoopie and Sims. Whoopie?

Whoopie. Weehoo. Woohoo. We want questions that are sexual. These are the kinds of questions that you would ask Google. That's not the kind of questions you would ask a friend or like your sex ed teacher. Maybe you'd ask your sex ed teacher. But I want ones that are things that I would have asked when I was whether in high school,

middle school, anything like that. Things that you might be embarrassed to ask someone in real life or things you might be like, is this a stupid question? Like, what's a clit? That kind of thing. I'm, if you would Google it, I'm not about to be Wikipedia, but I would love to be able to give that kind of advice and not the kind of like sugar-coated, ooh, sex in the city. I mean, sex in the city is not that sure. I mean, kind of where it's like, oh my God, screaming orgasm

from a girl with two seconds and a guy kind of thing. So yeah, if you have questions about like, I don't know, a weird kink or a fetish, if you want to know if it's normal, how to tell the person you're hooking up with what you like in bed or how to figure out what you like in bed, maybe questions about masturbation maybe questions about um how to give a hand job which is called a blow job instead because no one wants a hand job literally no guy will want a hand he's been doing it better for the last 15 years so you're not going to do a great job skip that step but no maybe we can talk about that we can talk about that we i'm into that so if you want to leave questions regarding those sexual thang thangs. Oh, I felt weird saying sexual thang thangs like

that. I'm just like, eww. It sounded like I'm talking about balls. Okay. I have a phone number for you. It's my phone number. 310-694-0976. Again, 310-694-0976. Please don't send dick pics because it's not actually my phone number. My real phone number is beep. I'm kidding. I'm not going to actually give you my real phone number because I do not know. Also, if that's a question, Do girls want unsolicited dick pics? No, never. If a girl asks you for a dick pic, it's, I mean, also my favorite, can I just, right before we go, one of my favorite things in the entire world is is the fact when guys send dick pics, there is always no matter what an unintentional object of comparison for size where it's like my phone, but like, no, my, like my dick,

like my phone's like laying by me though or like my like here's my dick also here's a paperback book like things where it's like man we know what this is for we you're trying to get a science gauge i love that or the guys were shamelessly taking dick pics with like rulers and or their arms okay we should talk about that in another in that episode that'd be great uh again yeah guys so go to don't blame me dot show to figure out where you can listen and uh you can get back episodes to listen to, too, if this is your first one you've ever listened to. And I will see you guys in two weeks. Don't Blame Me is a production by me, produced and directed by Jack Ferry, associate producer Melissa DeMonts, edited by Melissa DeMonts, post-production sound by Chris

Henry, and music by Giacomo Picasso and Ryan Hunter. I will see you guys in two weeks, and And don't blame me if your life bursts into flames before then.