Don't Blame Me! - S1E9: More Crazy Sex Questions!

Episode Date: August 4, 2017

Welcome back for another round of SEX QUESTIONS! This time the questions are a little dirtier (literally) and even more informative. I’m sharing my advice on how to tell your boyfriend to clean his butt, keeping a relaxed jaw, and comparisons between sex and masturbation.This is the last episode we’re filming for my YouTube channel. Check it out here:https://www.youtube.com/user/meghanrosetteMake sure you subscribe to the show wherever you get your audio podcasts so you don’t miss out on future episodes! Oh. And call me at...[phone]...with your question, age, and as much detail as possible. And I will do my best to offer my words of wisdom.INTERNATIONAL LISTENERS - email me an audio file with your questions at: [e-mail] you’re under 18, please get your parent’s permission. Advice is for entertainment purposes only. Don’t blame me if it ruins your life. lol jk my advice is THE BEST.[phone]Call!Thanks to RXBAR for supporting Don't Blame Me. Get 25% off your first order at RXbar.com/blame promo code BLAME.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/join/dontblameme See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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hello everybody and welcome back to don't blame me this is my podcast my name is megan ranks i feel like you probably already know that by now and you're like we're done of hearing you and your voice actually that was probably not how you feel because you're listening to my podcast you really like me or you're really bored and you've only downloaded this on your wi-fi and nothing else has been updated on your phone uh charge your phone by the way you have 16 i'm gonna freak someone out because someone definitely has like 16 on their phone right now uh well guys today we are actually filming this episode as well as just recording the audio so after you listen to it and you want to watch it and see me with no makeup on some space buns and

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Again, if you want to call me, hotline bling, 310-694-0976. Anyway, we should talk about the theme of today's episode. But also, I want to add one thing, which I think is very important. We have a lot of international listeners,

which is very exciting. And I think some of them have a difficult time calling into our number because it's a Google Voice number. But the good news is you guys who want to send us your questions. And if you can't reach us via phone, that's not a problem. Just record your question on your phone and then you can email it to us. So we have an

official email. Okay. So the email that we have is Megan podcast at gmail.com. And that is the same account that we use for all of the Google voice numbers. So it'll come in. So if you can't, we would prefer it if you called, cause it's a lot easier for us. But if you are having difficulty reaching us and you really do want to leave your question just like i said record your question on your phone uh put it in an email same rules apply keep it under three minutes uh tell us your age give us as much context as possible and then just email to meganpodcast at gmail.com amazing oh that's fun oh i i better hear some damn british accents guys yeah i better hear some and if you're curious where to find the show you can always go to don't blame me dot show which is the website

we've set up that, that, that shows you where all like the feeds are. So you can find us on the Apple podcast app. You can find us on SoundCloud. You can find us on Tumblr. You can find us so many different places. So, um, we are trying to become available everywhere you guys need it to be. Yeah. Find me. So let's talk a little bit about the theme of today's episode, Megan. The theme of today's episode is something I love talking about, which is sex because I don't, sex is so fun to talk about. Yeah, it really is. And we solicited some really great, uh, questions about sex for this episode. I am really excited. I am too. I am so excited. This is my favorite thing. When my friends come to me with advice, if it's sexual, I am like, let me put,

turn the TV off. Let's get down to business. Let's talk. I love, I love it. All right. Well, then let's just get into it. Cause we've got a bunch of questions. Hi Megan. I'm 16 and I've been dating this guy for over a year. I give him blowjobs all the time, but I haven't swallowed twice. The problem is I actually prefer to swallow to prevent cleanup afterwards, but his cum tastes like literal battery acid. So I was wondering if maybe the taste ever changes, and if not, is there any way to make it taste better? Oh, my God.

That was such a professional call about cum that tastes like battery acid. I love that. I really love that. You sound really smart, by the way. That was great. So professional. Okay. I mean, it completely depends on what you eat.

He sounds dehydrated. Yeah, I was going to say he sounds dehydrated. and then also um i mean it's something like if you're you know it's like i feel like there needs to be a scene in a movie where this happens too where like you're like sitting across from like your significant other they're like eating a plate full of like garlic and like chili peppers and all of this stuff and you're thinking again no i'm not gonna swallow tonight i'm not gonna swallow that's gonna come what goes in must come out in some form and uh yeah it's like i don't know it's like a yeah i i totally i i completely understand what you mean i think also um uh if he's hydrated

if he's um recently showered amazing that certainly helps um i would insist upon that yeah i don't if any god yeah if you're doing this if he's like straight home from the gym sweaty balls also smell like craft macaroni and cheese but like just the dry macaroni packets they do that's what balls smell like everyone agrees with me this is a thing that's what it is it smells like the dry macaroni packet that's what balls smell like oh my god so like if you're already dealing with like like smelly balls and then you've got like nasty like rank dank cum too like first of all not sexy when you're like swallowing and it's like as if you're taking a shot of tequila you're not not good so i would say yeah i mean just like pump them full of

pineapple and shit pineapple yeah that is the sweet magic sweet and acidic food pineapple and mango are magic really i'm allergic to pineapple oh that's too bad but that's what he should do That's what he should do. Just give him like a big old plate of pineapple. My advice, if he doesn't like pineapple and doesn't want to do, hopefully he's not allergic to pineapple. If not, you're out of luck. But if he doesn't want to eat a lot of pineapple, you can say this.

I'm not going to do this anymore until you eat pineapple. And I guarantee you, he will eat a lot of pineapple. Is it embarrassing if a girl says your cum tastes bad? Because as a girl, if a guy was like, your pussy is nasty, I'd be like, I'm leaving forever. Goodbye. Actually, I do think it could be delicate. Yeah.

I think the way to do it instead isn't to say maybe your cum tastes like battery acid, but instead to say the other day after you had that pineapple, it tasted so great. Positive reinforcement. So amazing. Could you do that more, please? And then he eats a ton of it and you're like, oh my God, that was incredible. I love your cum. Give me more.

Give me more. I also think also he should be encourage him to drink more water. Good job for swallowing though. Respect girl who swallows. I don't disrespect someone who doesn't swallow. On to the next question. Hi Megan. I'm 19 and

we were, my friends and I were just wondering how exactly would like what decision would titty fucking happen in and like how does it happen? Thanks. first of all fuck you I have no tits you know I have no idea do you do I look like I've ever

been titty fucked literally never I actually recently asked my friends this um I asked a couple of my guy friends I was like titty fucking is it like uh because granted I used to have I used to have boobs when I was in high school um I still I thought I was an urban legend and then a lot of my guy friends like no not a like not like it's not a legend at all like if you've if you're dating someone who's got like massive tits like you will titty fuck them and i just don't i don't i don't i when i lay down i look like billy elliott like if i'm laying down on my back i literally look like billy elliott you're just talking about how hot you found spider-man it's the same actor yeah but uh tom holland's so cute um all right so i have no idea how like

this is a this is a very quick porn hub search solution i mean this is very easy to solve yeah it's definitely real uh do you like lube up your boobs yes i just i hate the idea of that and you come like on my chin i think it's like one of those things where it's part of lots of other things you know what i mean what do you mean like okay you're making out part of foreplay and then there's like titty fucking is a part of foreplay yeah it can be and like you're touching and you're doing things and then that's one of the things that happens i think i think if there are people that do it exclusively like that's like that's their thing that they're into then yeah then they the part of it is finishing on the person um but not

always sometimes it's just like also a terrible angle for me like really double chin well look if you're um masturbating somebody or going down on somebody it's just like part of that things of things that you do there there's the other day i was hearing somebody talking about uh on one of my other podcasts that i listened to you know it's not just anal sex that people have people also you know basically you can do things by putting the butt cheeks together and doing it that way without actually doing penetrative version of that do you get what he's saying at all i don't get what you're saying at all okay so wait i don't know do i want to know let me explain this i'm already sweating think of this as okay mel's holding her hands together

as if they're a butt cheek right now okay okay so when you when you penetrative sex is obvious you go inside i get it i get it i get it this is like do you just call it a body cavity i'm just trying to be i'm trying to be clinical about this okay i don't seem creepy you'd fuck a butt cheat a butt Like instead of fucking like an asshole You would fuck butt cheeks like boobs Correct Is what you're saying Exactly

And that is something that people do It's like a taco dick Yeah taco dick It's like a hot dog bun Hot dog bun Oh I feel like they'll Squish your dick so much I don't know

I don't have one A dick or boobs It depends on you know The You know The level of I don't know How much junk is in the trunk I guess

How much junk is in the trunk Yeah Oh that was good uh junk in the trunk yeah so i have no idea how to titty fuck no clue i would assume he straddles you and then just you hold your boot i fuck you guys i don't know how to do this can i answer this question yeah you hold your boobs together and then and he straddles you and then yeah yeah or you he you know he's seated and you're on your knees and then you put your boobs together and then you go up and down with your boobs imagine okay imagine that you've got

like large d-sized okay i will try all right now imagine squeezing them together you're on your knees and then you're just bouncing up and down oh my god okay like your tits become a shake weight for his dick it's an interesting way of thinking about it basically the dick stays stationary and you just move the boobs oh god fuck that that's so much work for you what do you think a blow job is yeah but i'm not holding my boobs together i guess you can what is your also what do you do with your face while you're getting titty fucked

because like there's nothing happening there's nothing happening with your face with a blowjob you're covered can't see your face I think you should be

looking at your partner and checking in to make sure they're having a good time just deadpan stare just dead eye stare just dead stare holding your boobs

do you like this like these titties you like this like these titties don't do that don't do that you're doing it wrong you're doing it wrong

hey it's not wrong just enjoying it alright we should go to the next call now okay let's go to the next one i'm sweating hey megan so i'm 18 and my boyfriend and i have been doing stuff for like a while but sometimes i just noticed that he has like poop in his um butt and it's not like a little bit it's like a quick bit and there's like hair and other stuff going on and

i just like what would you do in this situation because i just don't know how to say you said to ask you these questions so i'm just asking for some advice but yeah thanks please help i love that she could like tell my facial reaction where you asked for these questions I'm like, oh, my God. Wow. This is a thing. What's his relationship with his mom like? Did he learn ever how to wipe his butt?

Yeah, he's not doing a good job. No. Shower sex. Shower sex. Just like make a romantic thing about showering. Okay, unlike the other question about offending the person because you don't like the taste of their whatever, I think this is something where you need to say something.

How do you say something? There's a hygiene issue here. Being like, please don't take this the wrong way, but it's a super turnoff. You need to clean yourself better and you need to do some stuff in the shower. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Yeah. I'm just, I just don't even know how I would like broach the subject.

Hey, by the way, babe, I love you, but like you have poop stuck on your butt. You could, okay. There is a delicate way of doing it. You could, the next time a holiday comes along, birthday. A bidet. Christmas. Yeah. Or white underwear.

lots of white underwear oh and then uh if i mean if this really is a problem every time he sits down a little squishy poop uh i'm just saying it'll it'll make an appearance at the end of the day when he changes and then hopefully he gets the message and if not that's a more delicate way to sort of point it out being like um you should maybe do something oh my god wow you well hey you did ask for these questions i did i did and also she's like very like god saintly yeah you are so such a i don't know your boyfriend is very lucky i literally don't know and you've been dating for this long and like this is just a thing that you've been dealing with i mean i think that is i think it is a reasonable request to ask that your partner be

clean before you do something like like i think if you're even as a guy if a girlfriend came home just from the gym and it was just and she was really into doing something um depending on what that thing was we were doing it's reasonable to me like why don't we freshen up before yeah and and then i think it's fair to say i think you need to have check-ins every once in a while with your significant other and just be like listen babe you know every once in a while you do this thing that i don't really like or or is there anything that i'm doing that i could do better blah blah blah and i think one of the things you have to be like look i know this is a little delicate but this is something that like you you need to take care of because it's just it's a

major turn off and if you do it it won't be turned off and then i'm gonna be much more into it and because i'm much more into it we're gonna have a much more enjoyable experience yeah he must he also just like can't know there's no way he knows that's why i'm saying buy him some white underwear yeah so he can become much more attuned and smart yeah okay we're taking a break we'll be back in a second thank you so much to rx bar for supporting my podcast don't blame me rx bars are whole food protein bars what does that mean that means there's no additives there's no added sugar and there are incredibly simple ingredients like the kind that you know when people tell you like don't eat something if you can't say all the ingredients or know what they are i know what

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actually you know it's cool hi Megan my name is Vanessa I'm 22 and I have a question for you so I feel like I just give head so much to these guys and by the time I'm done my jaw is just genuinely so sore and hurts so bad and it's getting to the point now where it's affecting my day-to-day life and I feel like I'm not able to like do things as well or perform work as well So I was wondering if you have any remedies for healing your jaw after giving head or making so that you don't get as sore. If you could let me know, that would be great. And it would be helping my face out quite a lot. So thanks.

Maybe just give less blowjobs. I mean. Well, what if she really likes blowjobs? Yeah, but you can't. If it gets to the point where it's like physically hurting, there's no way that you're like, I love this right now. like you can like giving blowjobs but like there comes a point where it's like if you've it's like you have a strep throat or something and it's like hey babe what's up you're like literally no there's no way like you can enjoy it as much as you want but the second that it's like not like

it's painful or you're like walking through your day being like ah my jaw so many dicks were in here earlier like that i think you'd probably cut down on that aspect of it and i also think just don't hyper extend your jaw i like have friends who my friend lily uh not i'm not this has nothing to do is sex but she literally has she is i just have tmj but she's got uh her jaw like clicks out of place yeah i've heard of that and anytime she'll like overextend it like in a picture and she'll smile or whatever i'm like dude don't do that and then all i think about in my head is just picturing lily with a dick in her mouth i'm like dude you're gonna die one day because of that because you're hyperextending your jaw so i mean i would say they be be cognizant of that and then

also um just don't yeah just don't give them any blowjobs also why are you giving so many blowjobs I mean I'm not judging you at all I'm just genuinely curious because you didn't say you were in a relationship sounds to me like maybe she just enjoys giving blowjobs

yeah and she wants to deal with the after soreness I respect that Advil maybe maybe get one of those like wisdom teeth ice packs

massages like a nice massage oh my god do you do any wisdom teeth where you like strap a bra to the top of your head and inside the cups you just put two ice packs

and if anyone at work is like hey what's up and you're like I sucked a lot of dicks I sucked a lot of dicks A lot of dicks were in this mouth A lot of them

And it's sore So I decided to ice my mouth Until it's ready for more dicks I say own it Actually depends on where you work Yeah agreed She's working at Chipotle She's got those two ice packs

The customer's like are you okay I sucked it Next call Hi I'm 19 And I recently started dating this guy Um, I feel pretty comfortable with him, and usually that doesn't really happen, which is a pretty good thing, but we've barely started having sex, and I mean, it goes pretty well so far, but we're planning to do 69. I just can't suck his dick. It's so bad. I can do

it, but then once I start thinking about it, it just bugs me so much. I'm going to start gagging so i just need like help i'm like how how does 69 you know work and like what's gonna go down i mean so far i know some stuff that like i'm not gonna say i'm the best but i don't know i just need some help it would be so good if you could help me we could cast my friends because they're a little a little too judgmental well the opposite end of the spectrum okay so it happens during 69 what goes down both of you on each other um first of all i would say if you're calculating whether i also love that 69 is just like a discussion like i love that because it is i remember that in high school too where like you'd be dating someone you're like we're roughly

we're in like a same a similar like size like height range like this could be a thing or you see someone who's like my friend started dating this guy who's super tall and she's like yep nope never gonna happen so i think first calculating your uh the height difference between you two if it's physically possible it's um wait so what is she what's what's her issue with his dick it sounds to me like she just when she starts thinking about what she's doing it makes her like totally grossed out and she can't do it anymore she starts gagging that's what she sounds it sounds like she's saying it sounds to me like this is not the sex move for her also there's nothing makes you feel like you're you feel even worse giving blowjobs when you're

giving one like fucking upside down like you're literally like where's the balls um um so yeah i think 69 is also something like it's like it's a niche thing it's like an indie thing some people some people are hella into it other people aren't and it also depends on the relationship you're in so like it's not one of those things where i think it's like if it's off the table but straight up if you guys are not the right there's like you've got like a six inch height like range that you can be in for it to work otherwise someone's breaking their back uh and it's just like physically just not possible at all unless one of you has a really really long tongue that is a an advanced move and it sounds like she hates it so um maybe maybe try other things and then maybe come back to it later

when you're feeling much more confident about all the other things that you're doing and if you think you're bad at giving blowjobs uh i wouldn't say ask him if you're bad about it but i would say ask him what he likes. And I feel like he's more than happy to, he wants the greatest blow job of all time. So I think he'll be more than happy to kind of say what he's into too. So you don't have to like just shot in the dark and maybe you're actually great at it and he's loving it. Then you get that validation. Okay. On to the next call. Hi Megan. Okay. I'm 21 years old and I've never had sex before. And that's something that I'm okay with. Like I would decide when I was young that I wanted to wait till I was in love or married or I just with the person that I want to

be with like that's just but I regularly masturbate which is weird to say because I've never said it a lot I've never talked to anybody about it and I'm just I don't know I I just I guess my question is like I've never had the confidence to ask like how does that feeling of pleasuring yourself how does that differ from the real thing like how doesn't getting an orgasm from yourself like fingering yourself how does that differ from like like just comparing it like I just want like every time I do it I'm just I'm really curious as to what does the real thing feel like like this is this is fine this is sad I just want you know and I because I know that I'm not anywhere near meeting the person that i want to be with i just i'm i'm just not in that place yet

so i just i just want to know and this is really weird because i've never ever said that out loud um i think an orgasm is an orgasm it's not like the real thing when you have sex and then like not the real thing when you're masturbating um what's the difference um only one way to find out yeah i wish more girls would talk about that so badly like sex in the city was like my first introduction being like wait girls masturbate that's a thing um but yeah no i think like that's i mean i think it's completely normal and healthy a great thing and also here's what i'll say though um and like like the regardless of like what the difference between like an orgasm when you're doing it yourself and then when it's someone else it's like with somebody else um sex does not sex

the partner does not equal orgasm at all um and i think it's great that you masturbate and i think that's awesome and i i wish i definitely wish like a lot more girls especially when i was younger i definitely like so tmi i wish i definitely masturbated more when i was younger before i started having sex and you have that kind of you have a more of like a gauge of your own body and understanding that kind of stuff and you're not just like figuring everything out with somebody else when you're like i don't know what any of this is like i don't really understand this either um so i think uh i think it's like it's great alone it's also great with a partner especially with someone you really really like and really care about actual physical feeling wise no i i

feel like i have no idea how to like i don't even know how it's it's like an it versus a scratch that an itch you're trying to scratch and then some but sometimes that's like it with your the person you're with i think it probably differs from person to person yeah it's i mean i i can't speak from a woman's perspective from a man's perspective there there's such a variety yeah like you could be depending on what kind of mood you're in depending on what you're doing it can really really really vary yeah so you're so you're never gonna know that you're never gonna know until it happens and also the first time you have sex you're not gonna have an orgasm that's not necessarily true oh actually you know what i hope to god you do that would be amazing

for you uh well i think if she's able to have an orgasm by masturbating even if she's not able to have an orgasm with penetrative sex they can have penetrative sex and then oh yeah i'm just not assuming he's that's like whoever she's losing her virginity to is going to be that stand-up guy oh i hope so i hope that he would be i hope he would be too but she knows but she understands like what it takes to get her i think if you're a guy listening or watching to oh my god go down on girls you yeah you have to do yeah be a good partner and make sure she had a good time too yep um and that can mean lots of things doesn't necessarily mean that either i mean it sounds like she's really able to uh finish when she touches herself so uh after you know that happens

if it if it doesn't happen during penetrative sex there's no reason why you can't help her finish exactly or there's also other things like a sex act is also mutual masturbation and there's so i think people look at that and be like oh well it was like a failure and i think there's like a stigma to that and i don't think that there should be i think that's a perfectly healthy way like you guys did a bunch of stuff you had a lot of fun it was really fun and then um that's the best way you decided to finish so you guys do it that way you're together you're enjoying each other's company and there's nothing wrong with who cares how you get there pretty much doesn't really matter yeah that's cool hey megan um this may be a strange question but you said to ask

anything so i'm gonna ask have you ever put your fingers in your boyfriend's butt and if you have what is that like is that like fun for you or is it just kind of like a blowjob where you don't you're just doing it for him because that feels nice for him but see literally the answer is Like literally the answer is no But he will fucking kill me regardless Like even though the answer is no He will still kill me He's gonna

He's going to break up with me I am not into butt shit Because of shit No I've never With any guy I've ever dated What about the reverse No I don't like butt stuff i don't like i mean every i don't know any girl who's graduated high school who hasn't like had

like a drunk boyfriend be like oh sorry wrong hole and you're like no like literally that all like yeah 100 like definitely but not i'm just like that's just what happens the amount of times girls have said wrong hole in their life so many um but no i'm just not i'm not into that i have a perfectly i thoroughly enjoy my vagina think she's great so like i'd rather her get some wonderful use and I'd rather save my butt for pooping. I think though, to answer the question when she's asking like, what's it like? I think most likely it's, it's one of those things where it's like, it's not necessarily enjoyable for you, but if it is enjoyable for the other person, you get the enjoyment from that. So it's basically like if you touch your significant other,

even though you're not deriving pleasure directly from that touch, um, you're deriving pleasure from the fact that you're giving your partner pleasure and it's just one of the things that you're giving pleasure to your partner yeah yeah it's not really about you i just realized i'm like i'm like dr drew no i love this i'm like trying to be very clinical so i don't seem creepy i realized that like three answers ago and i was like what the oh you're trying not to be creepy i'm trying not to be creepy no i get that but i also realize i'm speaking so clinically i i'm into it i just although i laugh more than dr drew does yeah dr he needs to smile more so for those you guys who don't know who dr drew is dr drew is the co-host of the show love line on mtv

a billion years ago back before any of you were born he also hosts like celebrity rehab right yeah he's on other stuff now but he was the host he he was he and who's adam carolla yeah adam carolla who's adam carolla he's a he's another podcaster uh he's a very famous comedian who uh the two of them they were the two hosts of love line on mtv yeah nice anyway and he was like adam Corolla was like the doofy dude. So me. Who didn't mind talking about all the gross shit. And Dr.

Drew was like, well, sounds like you should talk to your physician and get that checked out. Because I could be an STI. Leaky dick. Anyway, I'm talking a lot right now because guess what time it is, Megan? Oh, is it time for Producer's Corner? It's time for Producer's Corner.

Time for Producer's Corner. So for those of you who are unfamiliar with the show, I like to occasionally pick my favorite call of the week and then make Megan answer it so it's fun let's get into it here we go oh no hey uh this is Ryan newly 18 uh so my question is kind of silly I don't I don't even know if I should call in about this uh by the way love the podcast uh so if uh okay you know I saw online there's this thing where people would like print out photos of people and they would

chis on the photo or jerk off on the photo. And I was curious, do you think anybody does that with your photos? Why? Amazing question. Wow. That's so funny

that he asked that question. Yeah, because if anyone has listened to Grace Helbig's podcast, it's called the come tribute and come slut Natasha. I wouldn't, it's not my alter ego. Cause it's literally just someone ripping off pictures of me. And then.

Yeah. Somebody's catfishing dudes saying that they are you using photos of you, except that your name is Natasha. Come, come slut Natasha. Natasha is my last name. First name, come middle name,

slut last name, Natasha. Come slut Natasha. Right. And then they, um, they asked for tributes. Could you explain what a tribute is?

Okay. So, um, also this is the greatest day of my life when this happened i was so literally i felt so great about myself first of all still to this day if i think back at it i'm like i it is like a self-love thing for me where i made me feel so good about myself woke up my boyfriend at like 4 a.m in the middle of the night with a picture of just like a giant dick and like come on a picture of me he's like what the fuck i'm like i need validation um so basically what a tribute is is uh the this

person i'm only going to speak from i don't know the world of it really just personally what Let's assume for the sake of argument that you were to do this asking for a tribute. Because this person obviously, this goes another level because they're catfishing as well. Wait, maybe I don't get how to do it then. Basically, the way, okay, so there are some people that get off on this thing called tributes. And the way that they do it is basically they post a photo of themselves online in this very specific Reddit or this very specific subreddit. The only reason I know about this is because there's an article about it in the Daily Dot. Anyway.

Likely story, Jack Ferry. I'm not into this. Seriously, I would tell you if I was. I'm not. But I just found it fascinating. Because they don't just do it with printed out photos. They also do it with iPads and iPhones. It is a dangerous game.

Yeah, you could ruin your phone. Water damage. So then they post photos of themselves asking for tributes. And then guys will then finish on these photos. And then take a photo of the photo with the result. And then post it. And then the girl gets off on that. And then she takes the picture.

Usually she takes the picture down. Yeah. But it seems that somebody online. Come, Sutton Tasha. Has decided to use photos of Megan. So, first of all, there were brand deal pictures, which I loved. There were like full-blown Megan holding a perfume bottle, shameless, high, hashtag spawn, hashtag ad. so yeah they literally it would just be pictures of it would be this entire account on twitter

was pictures of me like the profile pictures me this has gone on forever too like i was scrolling back and saw all of these and then it would be this person would post a picture of me and it'd be like come on my faces like big daddy it's like i need come like baby girl's thirsty like fuck me and my pussy literally literally say that's a picture in the voice but it's like russians like fuck me in the pussy uh so i apologize to any russians listening to this um and then she would retweet the pictures of the guys and they're painish i didn't realize this happened on twitter i thought this was a reddit thing i didn't realize it was a twitter this is this comes to natasha with my was a twitter account i didn't realize that that's

amazing it was great i loved it someone was like uh also i just want to shout out to the fan who was like yo think someone's using your pictures i'm pretty sure this isn't you which like is super nice but how did they find that ah you know what i mean so that was comes from natasha well that's very generous of that person to out themselves like that and tell you about this yeah yeah i was like mad props also had a decent number of followers oh well congratulations yeah not really apparently not a lot of crossover audience because only one person and this account was old too had been going on for a while but no made me feel great about myself and And myself, I'm a singular person.

It made me feel great about myself. And one of my friends, Ross, actually, after it happened, he was like, so is that kind of flattering? I was like, not even kind of. Like, I feel great. He's like, yeah, you look really confident today. I was like, people jack off on my face. I am very curious.

If you're into that as a lady, or whether you posted it or not, we would be very curious to hear from you. So call in and let us know what it is about that that you find so exciting. Beyond that it just is flattering. Have you considered doing it because it was so flattering? Posting photos of yourself asking for tributes. No. No.

No. Because it's like, it's no longer an unsolicited dick pic. It's like, I've asked for it, but do I really want to see it? Also, if it's on a phone, it really distorts what your face looks like when it comes on your face on the phone or the iPad. and you just like it looks like my old nose and like it's very warped and then it's suddenly unflattering suddenly I'm not flattered

but no it felt great for a while if someone else did it again I wouldn't be like upset about it but I'm not going to ask for it. Sure. I hope you guys enjoyed this episode of Don't Blame Me if you just listened to this and you want to see me laughing silently and making all of these faces

just kind of perplexed by you know sexual things then you guys can go over to my YouTube channel and watch this episode. If you really want to hear all of it again, which you should, because I look terrible today. So leave some really nice comments down below or some tributes. Kidding. Don't, no, no, no, don't do that. If you guys want to call into the Don't Blame Me podcast and leave your voicemail asking for my advice on whatever's happening in your life and things and all that stuff. And if you guys have any

requests of other like themed episodes, I really enjoyed the sex theme. I thought that was fun. And if there's any other ones maybe coming up, it'd be cool to, like, lump those together. But I'm going to give you the phone number for you guys to call. So the phone number is 310-694-0976. One more time. 310-694-0976. And again, if you're watching this, you're seeing me read this often. Yes, it's been this many episodes, and I still don't have it memorized.

Sometimes I forget how to spell my own last name. Okay. And if you're having trouble calling internationally, you can also record your question and send it to meganpodcast at gmail.com. Yeesh. I would love that. I would love British accents. I would love New Zealand accents.

I would love all of the accents. Even if you live in like Kentucky and you just want to do an accent just so I can feel like you're calling internationally. That would be amazing. So this is probably the last video podcast we are going to do for a while, but don't worry.

The audio version is still happening every other Friday. So if you want more video ones, then please go subscribe to us on the Apple Podcast app. That'd be amazing. and if you don't have an iphone or listen to podcasts through the podcast app again uh don't blame me dot show you can listen to it anywhere but yeah it'd be great leave some reviews be awesome i do like doing these video ones so uh hopefully maybe we can start doing some more but until then i'm not going anywhere in your ears i'm just gonna be there again and there's a bunch

of other episodes you can listen to that haven't been filmed so if you only watch the filmed ones get ready there's other ones that aren't filmed i will talk to you guys in two weeks i hope your life doesn't implode by then. Don't Blame Me is a production by me, produced and directed by Jack Ferry, associate producer, Melissa DeMonts, edited by Melissa DeMonts, post-production sound by Chris Henry, and music by Giacomo Picasso and Ryan Hunter. I will see you guys in two weeks, and don't blame me if your life bursts into flames before then. Thanks for watching!