Don't Blame Me! - S2E10: Guest: Alexis Waters - Do We Queef?

Episode Date: July 13, 2018

Queen of hoops and “The Bachelor” alumna Alexis Waters is my guest this week. We’re sharing our knowledge on overseas romances, communal hookups, and queefs! We also had a listener share what it’s like to be a young mother.-Follow Us On Twitter:@meghanrienks@awatazzz (twitter)/ alexiswaters_ (instagram)@sheisnotmelissaNeed Advice?www.dontblameme.showDomestic Listeners Call: [phone]International Listeners Send a Voice Memo To: [e-mail]… with as much detail as possible under 3 minutes! I’ll do my best to share my wonderful words of wisdom. If you’re under 18, please get your parent’s permission. Advice is for entertainment purposes only, so you can’t blame me if I screw up your life. I kid! My advice IS AMAZING.- Want to WATCH this episode as well? Check out my YouTube channel:http://youtube.com/meghanrienksSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/join/dontblameme See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Don't Blame Me. Today my guest is Alexis and we talk about international fuck buddies, we talk about an au pair with a Swiss boyfriend, and we talk about queefs. A lot. Keep watching. Say queef again. Queef. Thanks to Audible for supporting Don't Blame Me. Go to audible.com slash blame or text BLAME to 500-500 to get started. Amazon Prime members can get Audible for $4.95 a month for the first three months. Offer ends July 31st, 2018. This episode of Don't Blame Me is brought to you by Lola, bringing you the 100% feminine care organic products. For 40% off your order, visit mylola.com and enter BLAME to get started.

Hello, everybody. Welcome back to God, I'm like even self-conscious talking about this now because I'm actually so excited. Not that I'm not excited for our other guests. No, you're not. This is an episode of Don't Blame Me with everybody's, honestly, everybody's favorite bachelor contestant, Alexis Waters. Hello, hello. That was the first intro that someone was like favorite dolphin. it's like so embarrassing in this life i want to like be like we moved past it thank you i'm a whole new person now yeah i know i'm like the hoop queen that's what i want to be yeah

i've seen it i see when you like show people with like danielle wearing them and yeah like no no you'll get a you'll get a pair of hoops don't you worry just pick out ones you want die oh my god i hoops are my new thing now mine are very tiny right now though but let me say they're really small i feel like you're gonna judge my like really small hoops oh no no no i'm like very open-minded hoops now. We don't discriminate against hoops. I don't discriminate. All hoops are welcome.

Hoop nation is like no discrimination. All hoops matter. All hoops matter. Oh, that's a really good segue for that hilarious laugh you can hear. We have a Mel camp.

Mel's here. Hey. So she's got her... I've got my... Oh, you've got hoops on too? Guys. Oh my God, we all do it. Do you have hoops on?

Come on, gal. I'll get you a pair. I'll send the whole office hoops. Oh, we would... I'm stacked. I would die. I'd be so happy. So if you guys are living under a fucking rock and you don't know who Alexis is, she

is the greatest bachelor. No offense to anyone else. You were honestly, not only were you like, not only do I have a friend crush on you when you were on, you're on Nick season. Yeah. Which first of all, no, I'm kidding. Exactly. That's what I'm like.

I see him all the time now. And I'm like, oh my God, this is embarrassing. No, but your, your mindset of it was exactly how I would have been. First of all, I would have been like, just tried to, I would have been friends with everybody. I would have done something just ridiculous. I'm like, who cares? but also when like you got like eliminated

or whatever and you're like yeah we're more like friends like I wasn't meant to I was like thank you for saying what everybody else should say like there's no

it wasn't like that's why like I was like I didn't like him like that was portrayed like badly but it was just like no we were more like

friends like we were talking about weird things like aliens and Nicolas Cage like it wasn't like sexual or like romantic at all

and I can't like even fake it that's why I'm so bad for the show at the same time because like they want that like lovey-dovey crying

like girls that like full on i'm just like no i'm like just chilling with nick like you know and that's how i feel like it would be because like when i think about it in the same sense like as much as like i want somebody else to like me i'm more concerned that i'm gonna like them yeah so i'm like there's no way and it wasn't the end of the world if nick didn't like me because he's only gonna pick one of these yeah and i was like whatever and like i became friends with everybody so i was like it was a good time you're the best batch of girls i know i love raven oh my god yeah raven oh my god Raven lives, her boyfriend, Adam, he's on the show too.

He lives a block away from my boyfriend. Oh, no way. So we like are like live in a Dallas dream. I love your like, the posts that you do on Instagram where you do like. This is Tyler. Yes. Oh my God, I know. So wait, how did that start?

Okay, if you guys haven't seen, so on her Instagram, she has, it's like you literally just post like videos or pictures of him. And then there's like this whole thing of like, this is Tyler. He loves tacos, blah, blah, blah. All these things. He goes, and he loves his mama. Like it's how every single one ends. but you've been doing this for months now it's so fun i just like make fun of him but it's like

amazing no he really he's a mama's boy but those are the good boys yeah the ones that love their mom yeah they know how to treat girls right yeah no he loves his mom i can't and his mom's awesome so it's good oh my god but no um yeah this is tyler it's pretty fun i just literally make fun of him he's such a dweeb but i met him through rachel lindsay so honestly the bachelor worked for me guys oh my god it really did oh i believe she's friends with um tyler and they they live in Dallas and they just hooked it up and it worked so it was just natural oh yeah we're like best friends it's like creepy he's like the one and then last week I was like I was on my period and like I pulled my back out and I was just in the worst mood ever and just like a psychopath and

he like accepted me oh that was like no I wish someone recorded me like I was like we're not compatible like I don't want to move to Dallas anymore like I was yeah yeah oh I like so loved me I was like oh my god like even when I'm being crazy and mean like I knew he was the one and then after last week i was like okay yeah so cute yeah okay put a ring on it i know i went like house hunting too shut up i know and there was an elevator in the house i was like who's paying for this yeah that's like something daddy warbucks shit you're like this doesn't happen now i know he was just like worry about your hoops i was like okay okay all right uh so i'm excited for you to be honest i feel like you're gonna be great at this so we're gonna be giving people

advice they're gonna call in they leave voicemails and we give them advice and i feel like I feel like good and I also feel like people who've been on like reality TV and also as soon as you said you're like are we allowed to swear

on this I was like great yes that's what I need is somebody else who's going to be able to just say whatever let loose and not care yes

so I feel like you're going to be really good at this and if you guys are listening to this we're also filming this for YouTube and then if you're

watching on YouTube you can see us shimmy I'm really proud of myself that I covered my boobs today because usually they're out but you've got good boobs I know but I wanted to be

like comfy and cash today Because I'm kind of hungover. Unshaved legs. Yeah, I had to shave my legs too. I always forget to shave my knees too. Oh, I don't think I've shaved my knees in like three years. I've been getting laser though and it's actually working. Everyone keeps telling me to do that.

I'm so lazy. Laser away. Yeah, please. Sponsored. Honestly, if that was the deal. So if you're listening to this on YouTube, we're also recording this for, you can listen to iTunes podcast. So if you like just want to listen multiple times in your car, anything like that. Yeah, this is Don't Blame Me.

So if you guys want to call in, you're going to hear all the calls that are about to come through. But if you want to call in, the phone number is 310-694-0976. Are you writing it down? Oh, you want to start, Bryce? Grab one. Grab one. And if you are an international caller, MeganPodcast at gmail.com. Email a audio file.

Just record it on your phone and we can play it there. So we're able to play it and then we can give some advice. I'm so excited. Yeah, I feel like I have a good mindset right now. So I feel like I'm good at giving advice. I believe I I mean I think that's all that really the only key to giving good advice is believing you can give good advice that's really it like it's just the confidence I wouldn't take I wouldn't take advice from myself two years ago same you know I mean I but I constantly think about that

in it that it shifts like month to month for me where I'm like I'm so much older and wiser and I'm like I've been doing this podcast for like a long enough time that I'm like I definitely I think I'm better now like yeah every time I'm like I'm doing so good I'm like oh I wonder how all those people were to give this other really bad advice to yeah regret it eventually yeah whatever but they can't blame you but they can't blame me that's like that's the whole thing in the title we've got our what's it called in the in the disclaimer disclaimer we've got a disclaimer right in the title okay should we hop into the first call hi megan so i'm 19 years old and i'm an au pair living in france and i've been here for 11 months now i have one month left and while

I've been here, I've met my lovely Swiss boyfriend that I love very much. We've been together for six months now and he's kind of become my little home here in Europe. I love his family and I know that he loves my family and he's that kind of guy that I could really see myself settling down with in the future and raising kids with. We've been together for six months and I don't really feel like our relationship has fully run its course, but seeing as that I'm about to go home, we've been kind of discussing long distance which originally is something that I said that was off limits for me that I would never even consider and has now become something that I'm just really unsure about. I've always told myself that I'm not the kind of person to be in a long distance

relationship and I honestly don't think that I could handle it but I have let him know that I kind of am interested in trying it but the more I think about it the more wishy-washy I become on how I feel. We're already starting to plan trips for him to come see me and the last thing that I would want to do is tell him that I'm ready to do long distance and then go home and change my mind. Going home it's hard to see myself being in a long distance relationship and I actually don't see myself only dating him for the rest of my life. I can see myself settling down with him, but I feel like I need time in between us being together now and maybe in the future to be with myself and to be with other people, even though I really do love him a

lot. He said if I changed my mind about long distance, he would understand considering I've told him that that's something I wouldn't be interested in. But I have also said that it's something that I've been thinking about. I also have to mention that my ex from before I left is newly single again. And not only that, but he's six months sober, which was a kind of big problem with our relationship is that he was smoking and I wasn't. I've had really strong feelings for him since I met him and they haven't gone away the entire time I've been here. I'm always embarrassed to say that I'm still hung up on him, even to my closest friends, but it's the truth. All these months when we've been checking up on each other, he's been sending mixed signals

and I don't know if it's just me reading it wrong or if there's actually something still there on his end as well but I'd be lying if I said there wasn't a part of me that wanted to go back and try with him again. So ultimately I guess my question would be what do you think I should do with long distance? Do you think I should give it a shot or just start off with a no and if I don't do it do you think I should take the chance in getting back with my ex? Please help Megan. i vote d not i mean see i vote none of them i vote none of the above none of the above which sounds like cruel but i don't know i mean like i have you ever done long distance well well are you yeah you're in a long distance relationship yeah how long is it it's been like

how long like how far the distance yeah dallas it's like a two and a half flight okay yeah tyler's roommate ex-girlfriend and that's a keyword x lived in greece oh wow so they were doing long distance but they said like the long distance had nothing to do with their breakup so i mean like i believe in long distance because he like actually loved her but like also i don't think that she should go i think d no none of the above yeah i feel like we're on family well what's the one with the multiple choice multi millionaire who wants to be a millionaire just the multi-millionaire show yeah dating a millionaire what is it millionaire million dollar please don't judge me today i'm not okay but we both have concussions yeah we both i

basically got a concussion at disneyland yesterday that's well i'm just always like this my dad jokes but so i've said before when it comes to long distance relationships that i personally think they only work as a means to an end like oh we're gonna be long distance for like two years and then we're gonna move here or something like that but i think like i don't know overseas is like a lot i don't think i could do that but like you get caught up in the romance of being like there with him in that space like i don't know how much i mean like i think about like a set crush like i've had so many crushes on pas which i'm like thank god i did not like follow through with that i was judging me with that pa luck i mean none of the

pas i've worked with with you if that's what you're i just like i i like but like you kind of get those beer goggles yeah you're just stuck with people and you think that's all that is around because you're around them for a long period of time i'm not saying that's what this is no yeah but also the fact that she's thinking about her ex yeah even while she's in the new relationship is a sign yeah you know what i mean and she doesn't want to be him with him right now yeah yeah it's a lot of i think but they but the ax needs to leave the past in the past yeah i think him being sober for six months is so great but that's also it can be so great and it doesn't affect you like it can be so great for like him and like whatever he where whoever he ends up

being with and all that stuff like him being sober it's not i don't know like your time has kind of like passed with that yeah leave the past in the past yeah and i think also it can be kind of hard especially when like you with like the with the guy that you're dating right now it can be kind of hard to be like well I you've you already went into it saying you don't want to do long distance but you like him but you there's nothing actually really wrong with your relationship I find people have such a hard time ending things on a good note I'm like you can walk away from something I know in a good place like you don't have to wait it doesn't have to be like yeah a big ordeal like it could be like we had what we had it was good and let's like just move on and you can like leave

it just like that without like post like instagram quotes and like you know what i mean it's passive aggressive as hell yeah like you you're like we know what you're talking about you're not fooling anybody and it's also to that you can still like him and i don't know like it doesn't have to be you don't have to compromise wanting a long distance relationship just because you really liked sorry you really like him so bad i mean i match the couch which is why if you're watching on youtube i um have to put a sweater over my shoulders because i otherwise would just like My mom always says shoulders back, tits out for the boys or girls, whatever you're into. But yeah, no, I think that, I think that if she's literally even having the thought of

getting back with her ex-boyfriend is like a sign to not even be in the relationship that she's in now. It doesn't even have to do with anything with long distance. It's just even the thought of like having like another thought that you're wanting to get back with your ex. like you've already said that you don't you could see a future with him but you don't see it right now

and you're already demonstrating that by being like oh I'm thinking about somebody else so I think none of the above I got a choice though she talked about that she wanted to work on herself so yeah maybe so how old is she she is 19

yeah you game changer don't be single girl be super single you need those wild years 19 to 23 was my god i had a concussion every night honestly yeah no i i mean mine was like 16 oh yeah mine was 20 21 22 23 on the bachelor okay so and like in a star costume though so still still concussion life i was not okay yeah 16 to 23 yeah and so i think like 19 live it up girl live it up and if you can really have a great relationship with somebody but that doesn't mean

that that's who you're supposed to end up with yeah like you can just have a great like i don't know i get this takes me like sister the traveling pants vibes being like come on just leave coast us in greece like what was she again i don't know what that means she was sister's probably pants do you remember no no no no she said she was something the first thing the first she's an au pair what's an au pair okay so that's like it's like a rich people thing oh yeah i totally i don't get it so i've seen it in movies like mary-kate and ashley movies um an au pair it's like a live-in babysitter but like it's very glamorous and european oh yeah so she's living in like a fantasy yeah she's like living with like a probably like a family with like cute

little blonde babies and like taking them and like singing like the hills are alive the sound of music yeah like sound of music i see her like skipping like having a picnic yeah girl get back is she from america yeah yeah get back home girl get back home live your american dream Live your American dream. Yeah, you had your little French outing with your Swiss boyfriend now. That's everybody's dream. That's the start of every Mary-Kate and Ashley movie. Like, the start of every good movie.

Like, let that be that joy. And don't, I don't know, because I think it'll taint it. You'll look back on it, too, and be like, oh, my God, I lived that, too. And it was so fun. Like, it shouldn't be like a. You don't have to bring it back to, like, your hometown. And then you have that resentment of this guy who you used to really like. I don't know, you used to really like.

Yeah. How did she meet him again? Just in France. on a moped probably eating cheese just being like cheese and bread like a Lizzie McGuire movie

legitimately like what I picture what I picture is her glamorous life I always loved that Lizzie McGuire movie so much same

it's so good Isabelle was it Isabelle oh her Isabella Paola Paolo Isabella

god so funny I'm picturing it to be Paolo now her boyfriend same leave him there leave Paolo there see none of the above you're 19

live your best life do you girl work on yourself yeah if you want to work on yourself then that's like a sign to work on yourself completely okay guys we are going on to the next question hi so i am a 16 year old girl and my ex-best friend is threatening to get a restraining order and possibly file for sexual assault on the day of the hunt. Context for this, I've been friends with her. I'm going to call her Sandy. I've been friends with Sandy for, like, five years. And Sandy started dating this guy named, let's call him Paul.

So Sandy started dating Paul. And they had, like, a good relationship, but then Paul broke up with Sandy. and then somehow i started dating paul it's a whole thing i know you weren't supposed to date your best friend's ex but like i did so bad person let's get out let's get out that out of the way but anyway um yeah so she's lied to me a lot so i feel like she's lying to me about getting this restraining order and I feel like she's doing it just to get a rise out of me because like I kind of did steal her boyfriend which is like a really bad thing to do but like at the same time I didn't really like her anyway so what should I do do you think that I should like

um do you think I should believe her and take it as like a real thing that's happening or do you think that i should just ignore it and act like nothing ever happened i don't know i mean i have a dilemma obviously because i'm calling you wait i'm confused so paul and sandy so she so she's saying she's gonna file a restraining order against her boyfriend for sexual yeah sandy's gonna file a restraining order against paul for sexual assault and she doesn't want to believe him yeah the caller doesn't believe it because it's her boyfriend it's her boyfriend who used to be sandy's boyfriend yeah i feel like the sexual assault thing was like very glazed over yeah um because i mean i don't subscribe to the belief of innocent until proven guilty i subscribe

to the belief of if a girl says if a girl cries sexual assault i believe her until the guy has been proven that he's not yeah like i'm still like iffy on watching catfish yeah like so i i just feel like uh that i wish we had heard more about that i would say like because like what is she saying yeah like where she's just like bringing this up because also there's a difference you can't just like toss that up in the air in order to get a restraining order i know some facts well you also need to have called the police like like to get a restraining order from somebody you need to have called the police once when that person was like on your property or like so close to you so you can essentially that you have to have like a proof of record that you've called the police

and this has been like something that's happened that they're an imminent threat to your well-being um so i'm i'm curious because also there's a difference i wonder if she's pressing charges and along with that is a restraining order because that would make sense so i just don't know yeah and what is she saying that he did yeah yeah that's what i'm saying that's what i'm thinking and why would you think she's lying yeah this whole thing is twisted as and the whole i the notion that like girls lie about this to like no first of all nobody wants to be no matter how about you want to be famous nobody wants to be known for like oh i'm famous because like i said somebody raped me when they didn't like that's not it's been proven over and over and over again

that so many less people are reporting these cases because they think that's going to happen and it's so seldom that it's been proven like oh this girl's lying yeah like it rarely rarely happens so like the idea i don't know that the like as rough it would be to like report that you don't gain anything from that no like as much as you as much as you in your mind you're wondering if she's doing that to get a rise out of you that hurts her so much more than it like to prove a point like if anything i if i was if i was just trying to get a rise out of somebody i would never say no i'd get drunk and kiss their boyfriend like i wouldn't like claim that like i was like a victim of sexual assault there and also because they dated that's

like that's like i don't know there's so much there to me that sounds like she yeah that she would that there's something might have happened so i think she should believe sandy yeah yeah and fuck the boyfriend yeah yeah not yeah literally like not literally yeah fuck off I would say that I yeah I mean I yeah I I think it'd be difficult if I any of my I don't know I mean I would even say this that if my guy friends are listening if any of my guy friends were accused of that I would fully be like I'm not talking to you until this is cleared up yeah no like to like because I like as my gender like as a woman like I am like will stand with any other woman here until something else is proven but i just don't think i don't know and they're young enough to that like that's

the college she's 16 17 16 schools are gonna be involved like that's like that's like that's news that's like something like that that it's a big it's a big deal so i if if it was me in this situation i don't know how you found out like if she told her like i'm gonna do this but i would be like hey i wouldn't just like conversation let it to the side or ignore it i would like sit down with her and be like i want to talk to you like woman to woman not please have the man paul paul's out of the picture out of there just you and sandy sit down regardless of your like issues just like figure this out like hear what what what's happened and yeah don't just like throw it away because you never you really never know no and also that's like it's rough enough to yeah just to say anything

at all and to then be met with skeptics who are saying that didn't happen that that would immensely sucks in general and it happens but it would suck even more if it's coming from like a girl you used to be friends with and like she's dating that guy so I think go at it with compassion and meet up with her and hear hear her out and then I think you should also tell your boyfriend like hey I this is what's being said what happened like you never know yeah and then I would just wait for if she ends up pressing charges and stuff like the legal system will figure all of that stuff out but i just yeah i just think it shouldn't be just i wouldn't be able to sleep at night if like my boyfriend had if someone was pressing charges like i would even if i didn't even if i was like

i can't believe that there would be like you just get a pit in your stomach being like no that just i don't know it's like what must have like no there was there would be no possible way that i would be able to sleep at night if i found out my boyfriend like did it had something to do with sexual assault or even spend time with him yeah i would it would all be tainted and then also like i think about this and like caller think about this you too would you ever make that story up yeah like you in that situation like that's not something i don't know anybody who would ever make something like that up and so i don't know i just wouldn't be able to disregard it for any for for that so I think like yeah I just would go at it from compassion talk to her about it

tell your boyfriend that you yeah need some space from all of that and yeah I just it's that's I get the retaliation like I've made out with guys that my friends like before but like it was like a fight we got in and then like it didn't like escalate to anything like this so I don't think this is like yeah a response so young yeah it's an extreme it'd be such an extreme response to it yeah and unless it just i don't know it just to me that sounds it sounds like somebody who like definitely went through something and could use a friend and like yeah someone to listen put your issues aside and just be your yeah be a good girl like be like a good girlfriend yeah to like a gal pal that kind of a thing be the kind of girl you would want in your corner leave paul out yeah

yeah no that's gives me a pit in my stomach too yeah i'm like oh paul should we go on to the next one hopefully we helped next call hey megan i am 22 years old and as of literally a week ago i was dating my boyfriend of three years next thing you know i'm sitting down in front of him he's crying and he's literally saying word for word and i quote he said when i think of you and me i think of the word almost and I asked him what he meant by that and he said to me that I was almost the one that he's been thinking that for a while and he ended things really suddenly and I'm it's a week later and I'm still processing and I'm in shock because I really thought things were on the up and up and so many things were said by him that night and I'm I'm still here just

flabbergasted because i can't believe things hit the fan the way they did um but anyway at the end of his conversation he was saying can we still be friends you know what let's just let's take a break let's take a break i need to date me for a while and i'll be honest there are some like you know in our little story there are some things that we didn't need to work on and he has some insecurities that i thought that he needed some help with and it was i don't know i don't want thing that for lack of a better word it was kind of nice to hear and say you know what i need to focus on me for a little bit but it felt so sudden and the almost comment has struck me to my core and i just i'm sitting here and i'm thinking okay is it me is it him it's just such a shitty place

to be because i think i'd rather hear that i'm not the one than i was almost the one but i guess my question is okay i'm on a break with this guy um you know it's very strange we agreed not to talk to each other for three weeks but I've never done this before I've never been on a break I feel like I have some things to sort out on my end but I just don't really know what to do with myself um I'm kind of torn like everyone I've talked to has said you know what just give me some space and then you deserve better like you need something back better take them back but it's ultimately up to you and I just don't really know what I'm feeling I don't really know what to do on a break but that being said I'm going on vacation in two weeks so a week before the break

is over and I'm going on a cruise and I kind of have been joking with people I'm like can I just be a hoe on the cruise but I don't know where my heart is at and I think I need to figure that out first but I I just don't really know um I don't know how to feel and I don't know if you can tell me how I'm supposed to feel because the almost comment has really just like sucked me and I don't know and i don't know if i should take him back if i should even talk to him ever again if i should just let him do himself if i should step in and help i really don't know i'm torn i'm upset i probably don't really sound like it because i'm such a shock but any advice you have about how to handle a break how to handle being an almost even though there's shitty place to be i'm open to

anything you have to say i appreciate it thank you megan i love your podcast oh that does seem so loved thanks he's so happy well i okay how old is she 22 sorry like no same yeah sorry um i used to take notes i would never want to hear the word almost again in my life yeah but i feel like she's in good spirits she does sound like she sounds like she's in good spirits like she doesn't sound and i feel like she's like excited to go on vacation at hocation yeah that hocation yeah i feel like she's you never want to be somebody's second no like you always want to be somebody's first so that is so rude and but how long were they dating before years three years three fucking years i just okay i'm not a fan of breaks me neither i don't believe in breaks no and like

i think every time i've like been an asshole and like told like my wife i'm like we're gonna go on a break he's like you don't believe in breaks we're not going on a break yeah when i'm on my period I'm always like I want to go on a break yeah but like I I just think like I don't know I I just feel like that is something just like you said it's not something you can get over in three weeks is being an almost and that's something at least for me I would never be able to fully like relax like I would constantly be then being like oh my god am I doing enough am I almost gonna be it like that feeling isn't it's not like being like oh I want I don't know like something i like i want to wait until like i can't provide for i can't i don't know i don't feel

financially stable enough i can't afford to like i want i really need to take care of myself financially i'm gonna wait until i make x amount of money but like how do you get out of being almost like that's not something that like that's just a feeling yeah but it's awesome like i wouldn't take it personal for her no like not at all never take it personal it's obviously an insecure insecurity that he has within himself that he's just like projecting onto her because like you're always going to be somebody's first choice. Yes and just because it's this guy if you settle for this guy

the guy who is going to you're never going to be an almost you're going to be like the catch of the lifetime he's going to get away. Yeah so I think almost guy needs to go. Yeah. I'm just always like throw away. Just saying. Go Paul. But can you imagine I'm like but I'm also like when they started dating they were 19

you're a different person from 19 to 22 so maybe he genuinely does want to work on himself. I get that but I also just like i could never this again just me personally though date that's just such an insensitive thing to say so insensitive i'm like that the only goal there is to hurt me and to make me feel like i have no control in the situation do you think he knew what he was saying though like maybe he was letting her know some stupid shit maybe he was like trying to let her know

like we're almost there yeah oh i didn't see that in that perspective yeah i didn't either I just I don't know I think like I I at least for me like I want to be in a relationship where I I feel comfortable and I don't feel like I have to be on all the time and that I'm walking on eggshells exactly like afraid it's gonna be like completely ripped out from underneath me so if you can get to like if you guys are if you can get to that place my advice is just coming from the fact that like I don't think I could get to that place and I don't think that you should settle for feeling if you if you feel like that like if you feel like you're kind of like tiptoeing around hoping that it sticks and like taking him back just because i also i don't know

like i think if you took i've heard of couples who've like broken up and then gotten back together like years later but three weeks to me just doesn't fix anything i think she should go on this cruise do a wet t-shirt contest have some fun let loose and live it up yeah and then maybe maybe but i feel like she's in good spirits i feel like she'll have fun don't do the wet t-shirt contest i was totally kidding this will happen on cruises i don't know i don't know what i'm thinking she's like a disney cruise can you imagine i don't watch they're just like all the furries it's like pinocchio's there i mean like take your top off i just love that she was doing a disney cruise line and i just said the wet t-shirt contest okay i am not okay

she didn't say it was disney i just made that i know i know i know but like that would have been really i like that image because disney cruises are actually amazing yesterday guys yeah do never settle for like feeling no like i hate when guys bring me down i was in a relationship that like i always was walking on eggshells and i never felt like good enough for him and it's like that is not a good healthy relationship you don't really grow out and you never grow yeah like it's never gonna be good because you also don't have control because it's like his opinion yeah so it's not like oh we need to work on our communication skills so you feel like oh i can contribute something to like move us forward but if it's just like you're almost

it or like you're doing something like i'm not there like i don't know it's just like when you have no control in that that for me would drive me insane because you can't fix it and it's not her like she has realized it's not her at all like it it's the guy and maybe he's just not the one for her like him like and that's totally fine yeah and i think him working on himself and him saying that he wants to work on himself is so great and i think that that's just going to take more than three weeks yeah and i don't think yeah i think if you guys could never get over the almost thing personally i couldn't i wouldn't be able to either but i don't know maybe it's like a different way like maybe he's just like it's almost time he might have meant it you're

right in the same sense of kind of being like if we met later on like we're maybe your relationship has surpassed where he feels like he's at in like guys well he's only 22 yeah guys are so immature and I'm like I'm such a hater on guys no but I just feel like guys at such a young age just feel that need like they need to like be financially stable and just like they're not if they're not at that place they kind of feel i mean it sucks for them because like you never go to a bar and like somebody's like oh um like oh i'll pay for this drink like it's always guys yeah no there's a lot of pressure it's a lot of pressure for a 22 year old boy and like boy yes literally a boy not a man yet yeah i think that she i think maybe just have fun on the disney cruise ship

get with mickey get with mickey or goofy i feel like i feel like I feel like Goofy would be a good time. Goofy would be my time. Tell us how it was. I'm hella curious how your cruise goes. I feel like Goofy would take me down. Yes. In a good way.

Yeah, in a good way. In the best way possible. Best way possible. Mickey, I feel like, would be pretty timid. Yeah. Mickey's like a little like, yeah, I don't think Mickey would be good. No. I feel like you'd be too shy.

You have to teach Mickey how to, like, do things. Yeah. I don't want time for that. I don't have time for that at all. I'm too old for that shit. Yeah, the cruise only lasts for a week. Yeah, no, you don't have time to, like, have a whole, like, prodigy for, like, let me teach you.

And Goofy's single. Mickey has many. Yeah, but also Goofy has a kid. Oh, I can't do that. Oh, yeah. Max. Yeah. Do you ever see the Goofy movie?

Yeah. No, I didn't see the Goofy movie. Dude, you should watch it now. I had a crush on Max as a kid. Same. He's so cute. Yeah. It's so good.

I don't know. I can't imagine, like, a story. like imagine telling your kids a story be like yes and mommy and daddy we almost didn't make it because daddy told me i was almost like does that sound like a successful love story never ever look at the word almost again because clearly it was like in her head because she said it 17 times it's in my head now yeah i know i can never look at the word for her yeah if you're a harry potter fan that's pretty much ruined like no that's always not almost one of the words i was like you almost ruined an entire like franchise but yeah god and it's a frequent word i frequently

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Gertie sounds like she's been around the block. Oh, Gertie. The stories Gertie could tell. I wish I could tell the story about what Mott's named his penis when he was a kid, but he would kill me. But we're going to talk about vaginas because we're talking about Lola, which I know as being tampons, which are actually the tampons that I use. I'm a huge fan of them because, you know, every month as a cisgendered woman, I'm bleeding

out. Yeah. I, my vagina's bloody and I need something to fix that. Current situation right here. Really? We're not, I can't believe we're not synced up. I know. What day is it?

I should definitely, oh, I'm getting mine in like a week. Okay. Around there. I don't know. I'm not that regular. I should really work on that too. So the Lola tampons are made with organic cotton, but guess what, Mel? They have something new.

What? It's, it's some sex products. Ooh. Right? Well, I'm about to tell you. First of all, this is a brand which we know we love, founded by women for women, which is really realistically how it should be. Right. I mean, this is something that goes inside of women.

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That's good to know because I've actually had something before a toy that burned me. Shut the front door. I am serious. Ow. That's my biggest fear in life is like, I don't know, like a vibrator mask, like a curling iron mask as a vibrator. Yeah. There was some material that did not agree with Gertrude.

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sounds nice that does like very calming soothing cooling like sunburns also like your vagina yeah oh i love that and refreshing honestly refreshing that's like gum yeah gum for your vagina it's made without parabens petrochemicals glycerin synthetic flavor or fragrance which is always something as a kid i was told i was never allowed to take like fragrant bubble baths So it messes with your vagina. They also have condoms. Okay. Right?

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Your order so if you visit my Lola dot com and enter code blame and get started that's mylola.com and enter blame also help me name my vagina guys yeah you named your nose i know that was easy though so youtube um we're back from the break and you might notice that um i'm blending into the couch i was sweating too much in the sweater i like this couch isn't it nice it's a good couch it is it feels like i like Yeah, I get to take a nap on this couch. I am the couch. You are like YouTube, the red on YouTube.

Oh, yes. I'm on brand-ish. Me-tube. Me-tube. Me-tube. Meg-tube. Meg-tube. Meg-tube.

Oh, yeah, it does sound like porn. What? That has nothing to do with YouTube. I just took porn from porn-tube. Red-tube. That's what I'm thinking of. Porn-hub, red-tube. Red.

There we go. Got it. got all the porn out of there porn porn porn well i'm really looking forward to this next oh no is it about porn okay are we ready it's about i'm ready okay so i'm 24 from the uk and have a vagina question and it's about um i'm not sure how to say the terms in america but in the uk we would call it a fanny fart and basically it's where like air has gone up in your vagina and then really quickly came out and like made this farting noise and um commonly it like happens when insects where the guy is like pulled out and then pushed back in really

quickly and it's really uncomfortable and horrible and happens quite a lot I think and I'm not really sure if this is like a thing of maybe I have a larger vagina or like not tight it just makes me think it's not tight and that's like my worst fear i think because guys want you to have this tight tight vagina and i do these little like i could do this as a party trick it's insane and when i ask my friends about it they're like yeah it's just it's just one of those things and they're like they don't want to talk about it because it's embarrassing i don't know does does this happen to you do you even know what i'm talking about okay i mean who hasn't queefed Yeah, I can queef on command.

Dude, the American term is queef, which a fanny fart is whatever. But I'm sorry, the word queef is just the greatest word of all time. It really is. It's amazing. But it's really not even a fart. It's really just air coming out of your vagina. It's like being like. And it's totally normal.

Like, it's just like a, I don't know. No, one time I queefed for like one minute straight. So don't you worry, girl. And like, I used to be so embarrassed, like in high school. But like, then I was just like, I like it now. It's kind of funny. Just make it like funny. Yeah, it's one of those things.

But it's not anything about, like, your vagina or being tight or not. Because I have the tightest vagina in the world. It's so tight. It's so tight. And to, like, win a contest for how tight it is. Completely. Completely. You can only have sex with, like, things that are the size of a pencil.

Like, it's so tight. Okay. Slim gins can only have it up there. No, babe. Babe, you're great. Babe. Can you imagine this whole time I've stayed in a three-year relationship with a penis that was the size of a pencil?

Hell no. Hell no. No, no, no, no. we're totally kidding but like not really i'm crying oh okay so um anyways queefs the best word ever it's the worst whatever it has nothing to do with nothing your um size or width or anything it's just everybody queefs everybody queefs it's like the book everybody farts there needs to be a book everybody queefs everybody queefs and what did she say it was a fanny fart a fanny fart you have a lot of fans in like any other other countries right and i've never been

to australia i'm like so cool can go there and like talk about fanny parts yeah but i think like just bring the queefs over because she's from the uk oh okay well she's not an australian i know that's amazing i think like i what you're getting advice all over the world international i think you have to bring the humor to it if like if you want to address it like i think it's funny like i think it's so funny and then just like laugh like it's like it kind of like breaks like i mean yeah you're into like and then like just once that happens like you can like make a funny like and laugh about it it's a long one like mine was that it gets awkward because it's like okay when does this end i haven't queefed in a while though really i quit the other night saturday night

sunday night saturday night i was on a plane sunday i was like evening evening queefs are the best so this girl that i know i don't want anyone don't get any names out i don't think she would care but this girl that i know um discovered that she could queef years ago without knowing what it was and was like in a bathtub and was like come look at what i'm doing with my vagina and she was like queefing but with water with water so it's like it was essentially it was just it was so trying to picture it and i can't i'm thinking of like bubbles popping no it's like like a beluga whale oh it's like think of the like it was like a tidal wave but think of what what happens with the air like a dolphin you love dolphins think about dolphins the water that comes

out the spout thing yeah think about that okay so it's like instead of the air young like yeah and it was the same thing like she was like she could literally fucking do it as a party trick like now because all it is i think about it if you roll back like in workout classes how many times in a workout class i'm like oh my god don't queef don't fucking queef do not fucking queef and like a male instructor is like helping you with your form you're like megan you will not queef at least queefs don't smell no not at all they don't smell at all and if you're queefs are smelling go see a doctor because that's not okay but like i mean i'd rather queef during sex than fart totally yeah my friend farted when she lost her virginity uh thankfully it was like her

boyfriend and it was like fine but she like literally rolled over and was like no don't like me like so scared no also my friends when we were little like we were really creepy young girls and like we my friends would like roll back and let air go into their vagina and then roll forward and that's how you queef yes but they would do it like all the time and i was like guys i can't do it like i didn't know i was like how many noise like it was just like you had to be cool to queef so honestly so you're cool you're cool that is yeah and also it's not reserved just for sex i think that's kind of what people think it's so funny anytime anywhere you never know when you're gonna queef yeah you could be shopping and i've never queefed i mean soul cycle i wouldn't

because there's a lot of like pressure on my vagina. There's nothing like, there's not getting air. But there are times there's certain moves in Pilates where like you're like laying on your back and you go up with like your shoulders and your legs in the air. And then you're like spreading your legs and putting them back together.

You like roll down. Oh, I never did Pilates. I'll let you know though if I queef. You might queef. There's definitely times where I'm like, don't, don't, don't, don't queef. Yeah. I think there's like find the humor in it.

And it's not. Yeah, find the humor. And if any guy you're with is like, ew, you queefed. That's so gross. Be like, you're not, You don't deserve to have sex with a vagina if you're, like, offended by it queefing. Grow up.

Don't be offended by the queef. Grow the fuck up. Yeah, no. She did nothing to you. This vagina is doing a lot of things for you. A lot of things for you. This queef is not affecting you at all. Vaginas are, like, the power of the world.

Legitimately. They are a life source. They really are. Yeah. What would we do without vaginas? None of us would be here. You wouldn't be alive. No queefs would happen.

No queefs would happen. Not one. Well, I do have some ways to prevent if you are, like, subconscious about it. Oh, wait. I'm so curious. yeah this is from the bad girls bible.com slash queef if you want to go to it um it says that you can slow down the pace of the thrusting oh well yeah yeah thrust less deeply to try to wrap your fingers around the base of his cock to decrease the depth of the penetration and then

switching positions yeah if one position makes you queef more oh yeah there's a switch of the positions yeah so try one where you're on top or rocking rather than thrusting yeah but something Sometimes I just like to lay on the bottom and not do anything. And not do anything. And that's the time when I queef. Or no, I usually queef when I'm laying down face down. Yep, yep, yep. Face down ass up.

Yeah, face down ass up. That is like guaranteed will queef. That's a guaranteed queef. So maybe just don't do that if you're not, if you're being so. Or warn your partner and be like, if we do this one, no, it's going to happen. I wouldn't even like announce the queef or like even like warn them about the queef. I just want the queef to live. Just let it happen.

Just let it happen. And it's not, it might take you out of it for a second, but I guarantee you, he's like not thinking about your queef. He's like thinking about like your super tight vagina. It's really just air. It is just air. It really is. Oh, I loved this question.

Me too. Thank you, girlfriend. Yes. And how many times do you think we said queef? It's honestly one of my favorite words. Okay. Should we go to the next one? I am in a bit of a predicament.

i live with uh this guy he is 19 in german oh by the way i'm 23 i'm 23 years old um so he is 19 in german and we live together in this community and we're both volunteers and he and i got drunk a while ago and slept together and i'm very he's the only the second guy i've ever slept with because they knew my sexuality and embracing it full force um and it was also the best thing i've ever experienced ever like first time ick second time with him amazing um but afterwards he and i got in a huge fight we were very very awkward for a while um we're finally getting back to normal and then this week we went to a party together and he got very drunk and confessed that he really like me which is hard for me because I really like him but he leaves to go back to Germany in two

months and I will never see him again and yeah which is kind of hard and I handled it very badly and slept with his friend instead and he doesn't know yet but I really would like to continue sleeping with him but also his friend was also pretty good and I don't know what I'm doing if you could help me in any way shape or form I would be super awesome glad I mean I feel like you know what you're doing yeah which is sounds exactly like what you're doing i wonder if the is the friend american do you think because i think i mean like i mean i didn't know that was going there me neither it was very quick no that that was i thought it was gonna be like we had great sex i love him what happens now yeah not like then i fucked his friend too yeah and by the

way p.s do a little after note but she likes that one too yeah she's just having she's just getting it in. She's getting it. And there's nothing wrong with that. Yeah. I said no wrong with that. No wrong. Nothing wrong with that. There's no wrong in that. There's no wrong. So I mean, I think I would not tell him. What's the problem? I don't know. He's leaving anyway.

He's leaving anyway. There's no reason to tell him. A Vita Zing? You don't. Is that German? A Vita Zing? A Vita Zing? A Vita Zing? A Valentine? A Vita Zing. That's from Sound of Music.

it's from um which is when heidi klum says bye yeah so it was a vita zine a visa okay i'm totally wrong but i'm just saying say that to the german guy yeah and live your life girl it's nope i don't see a problem here i don't either and especially if you're not committed if you're not like committed yeah you're not doing your single life yes get what get yours they'll get theirs and if you're you can continue hooking up with that guy i think you just have to make sure like your lines of communication and just wear protection yes and make sure nobody thinks that don't lead anybody on in thinking that something oh but they're friends i didn't realize are they both in from germany maybe they're just friends from the volunteering thing yeah that's what i'm thinking

that's what i would think too so like maybe they're not real friends they're fake friends yeah you're temporary friends you're temporary friends so maybe hook up with the german guy until he goes back to germany yes can i go and then hook up with the friends just make sure you're wearing protection each time and also don't i don't know i would say if he really likes you though and has serious feelings for you and he has like said that before you have to tell him you're not into him like you just are there to have fun because like yeah because then you don't want to get the emotion emotional that's like then you're being a fuck boy don't be fuck boy i've definitely been a fuck boy so don't do that i'm gonna fuck boy now i'm kidding oh my boyfriend

he'll talk about it when we started dating he's like you're the fucking worst i didn't get my Oh, am I not allowed to have this in there? Oh, we're not sponsored. If they want to sponsor us, we're very into it. I love this. Same. It was my first time. You're popping my lacrosse cherry.

What is it called? Lacroix. Lacroix. Lacroix cherry. Or, yeah, lacroix. That's what you're supposed to pronounce it as. Lacroix. I'm so sorry.

I like lacrosse. It's like religious. Lacroix. Lacroix. Yeah, so I think you just have to keep the lines of communication open. That's what I was trying to remember to say. So keep the lines of communication open. with them so you're not yeah don't leave anybody on yeah if you're just like in experimenting and

just having fun then yeah just as long as they know that yeah as long as they don't think they're gonna date yeah but the germany guy's leaving yeah anyway and the front the fake friend is staying yeah so now look you honestly you have like the best situation you literally have like the current fuck buddy who then is gonna leave and then you already have someone who's out to like a slide next and you're like great i have like you someone we got a bench warmer right yeah just like tap right back in like you're in a great situation yeah that's what i mean i'm like there's no problems here but i just then i was like oh maybe just their friends yeah they're fake friends so yeah and you go girl yes and it's also not your responsibility like he slept with you

yeah you slept with him it's not it's consent it's not like you're cheating on you no no you have no titles and no none of that commitment with anybody so i think we helped you on that one yeah just do you live your best life should we go to producer's corner hell yeah producer's corner is where mel will uh she'll recap us for either we've got a call back from somebody who has previously called and updating us on their situation or another listener or viewer is calling in to give their advice to a previous question so if i was like very unqualified for something they're like here's what you said not that they said i said it wrong but they offer more personal experience a different perspective yeah we got one of those yeah so we got one of

those this is from uh the episode with christine sidelko fun um from the girl that had baby fever at 18 yeah uh-huh yep that was my face what do you mean she wouldn't have a baby at 18 that's all she wanted oh no is that the callback oh no it's not a callback yeah and then what happen i need a follow-up guys we have someone else calling in and saying what they think yeah hi megan i'm calling in response to that girl from denmark who's 18 and has baby fever i just wanted to tell her you know i had my daughter when i was 17 and yes you can do it but there are some very important things you need to have in place before you do it you absolutely need to be financially able, babies are very expensive. And while you can do it without a partner,

I raised my daughter as a single mother. You need to have a support system in place. You need to have reliable friends or family or somebody who will help you just, you need that emotional support in order to raise a child. I would not recommend doing it completely on your own. and also she needs to really sit down and think is it I want a baby do I really want a baby or do I want to raise a child because a baby is a person a baby is going to grow up and need things and you know learn to talk and learn to walk and go to school and there's so much more to it than just having a baby so she really needs to think oh do I just want this cute pink wriggly thing to love and show off or do I want that responsibility for the rest of my life to be

responsible for this other person anyway I just really felt that I needed to you know respond to this message because I do have experience in that way so thank you bye oh she can say it better than I can yeah that was good I I mean I don't I wouldn't say I struggle with it because I think I I told her I'm like I don't have baby fever but I love babies but I just don't want a kid right now i mean i don't want a baby right now either i just like all my friends have really cute babies and i'm obsessed with babies but i don't want to pay for lunch i was joking i think i said then last like i don't want to pay for the lunch for the next day i don't want to be like lunch is on me for the next like the rest of my life yeah you're not ready you're so responsible for so

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Yeah. Also, though, like, I mean, people have children at a young age. And, like, I mean, even, like, they wanted to do it or not. But, like, also people can do it. But it just, like, I think maybe she should just get a dog. Yeah. That's what I said. I was like, get a dog.

Also, just because you don't, I don't know. I mean, it's like, yeah, what they said. Like, it's a lot. You need, like, a good support system. And, like, it's very, it's like, no, it's not like, oh, okay, I want a baby. Like, you need to, like. it's forever yeah like this is like a human you've brought into the world and are responsible for forever and also like it's not like like you can have kids young totally i don't think there's

anything wrong with like everyone needs to do what they want to do but you also have to know like it's not like i don't have kids at 18 but that doesn't mean i'm still gonna have kids like i'm still gonna do all that but you don't have to do it immediately what does baby fever feel like i don't know i mean i see cute babies and i'm like oh a baby but then i see like a seven-year-old on a plane and i'm like you're a little shit i don't want that yeah my all my sisters have babies right now and i love playing with them but then like you get to get them back we were on a plane with three triplet boys and the woman like the mom looked and i was like oh the mom looked at me she goes don't have kids yet and i was like okay and she's like they're a lot and i was like she

looks so tired at once maybe three triplet boys and they're like kicking people and like just being insane and she's just like smart and i was like they're cute and she's like thank you for saying yeah but like little she's like I want to kill him yeah so I think like doing it I don't know I think doing anything like that without I think there's so many amazing young parents out there and so many amazing like single parents but I think um yeah I I think I don't know I think it's really important like she said to have like a support system and I don't think it makes you a better or worse parent having a kid young but I think you want to be responsible yeah and you want to like bring a kid into the world when you're it's a good environment yeah you don't

want to you would want to be raised yeah and you you have to be like thoughtful of like you're bringing a child into this type of environment so you need to like be thoughtful yeah i think yeah being responsible especially when you're making the decision i think so a lot of sometimes you don't it doesn't happen on purpose and you can like raise an amazing wonderful kid and be a really great parent but even as she's saying as somebody who raised a kid from like 17 age yeah she's saying that she yeah that it was it was definitely difficult so i think you know it's all those instagram moms that make you be like i want a baby now yeah but no like because you see the pictures i'm being cute not crying yeah and like they're playing with their own poop which

they do babies like play with their own shit i know can you imagine i'm ready for that i'm not ready for that for a while a lot of people in the comments too were saying like maybe get a babysitting job oh yeah like be an au pair yeah the rich people job i know what that means now live in. That does make a lot of sense. Or volunteers. Oh yeah, I read a comment. Someone said you could do volunteers at the NCIU NCI NICU. That's how you call it?

Yep, there you go. Concussion. NICU. It's the preemie the baby preemie stuff. You can get like a volunteer job there. Newborn intensive care unit. Or get that thing, you know, when you were in high school and you had to like babysit like a fake doll. Oh, baby, those ones? Did you have

those? No, I had a baby born, but that was from Toys R Us. But there's one from, like, you had to, like, do a class and you had to take home a baby. Was yours a real baby? Like, not a real baby. No, it was a baby, but, like, it cried and, like, pooped. Did you go to private school? No, I went to public school and I used to wear uniforms. You go out against patriots.

That sounds like a rich public school. We had bags of flour. We had them at my school. No way. And you had to bring it home. You had to bring the baby home. And we had an egg baby in middle school. Oh, yeah.

I think I did that, too. And I dropped it. Quickly. Yeah. it was like i it was also funny because we were like 11 and i was like i don't want a baby like i know why are you doing this don't give me an egg i just want to eat it i don't i don't you don't need to teach me that it's hard like i don't want this right now i just want to get asked to like slow dance like oh okay anyways well um that's it for our episode guys i hope

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