Don't Blame Me! - S2E24: Guest: Andrea Russett - How To Win Back Your Ex

Episode Date: October 19, 2018

We finally have Andrea Russett as a guest! We’re sharing our wisdom on how to dump a reformed fuckboi, tapping into pyschic abilities, and (trigger warning) regaining control of your body after being raped. We also have a listener sharing her own insight on getting off on same sex porn.Follow Us!@meghanrienks@andrearussett@sheisnotmelissa@dontblamemepodNeed Advice?www.dontblameme.showDomestic Listeners Call: [phone]International Listeners Send a Voice Memo To: [e-mail]… with as much detail as possible under 3 minutes! I’ll do my best to share my wonderful words of wisdom. If you’re under 18, please get your parent’s permission. Advice is for entertainment purposes only, so you can’t blame me if I screw up your life. I kid! My advice IS AMAZING.- Want to WATCH this episode as well? Check out my YouTube channel:http://youtube.com/meghanrienksSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/join/dontblameme See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of Don't Blame Me, we have Andrea Russett, and we talk about when should you break up with somebody in person? Should you do it over the phone, text message? What's the threshold? Talk about a girl who might potentially have psychic abilities. Plot twist, Andrea believes we're all living in a simulation. And we also talk about a girl who just got married and now wants to sleep with other people. It's juicy, it's dramatic, and Andrea Russett's here, so it's a good one. hello everybody and welcome back to the podcast today we have a guest that i'm very excited about we've been trying to get you on this for a while for a while and you're here finally i'm here it's and i do love the tbt that she gave before when we were recording that this reminds us of the

imo couch oh yeah if you're watching it you'll know it's crazy because like a month ago i went back and re-watched an IMO just for men's because I think I was describing to someone what I did when I first came out to LA what what was it though and I re-watched and I was like this is like really painful oh my god it's really do you remember the episode that will forever stick in my mind is when it was the one where we were no longer allowed to sit next to each other it was you me and Gracie something with emojis I don't know what it was it was a craft and we lost it and it was just us looking at each other you me and Gracie and we're just getting in so much trouble and everybody else is like trying to keep the show together and like trying to keep

yelling at us and we're like look at mine oh god i remember it oh the good old days it was a good time it was a good time those those old times with my old nose and all of that my old face which is not as cute but uh yeah um if you guys are new here this is don't blame me it's an advice podcast um we've got some calls and we're going to give people advice if you want to be in an upcoming episode the phone number is 310-694-0976 and for international listeners you can email an audio file to meganpodcasts at gmail.com and um yeah i feel like you'll be good at this i wouldn't get your hopes up no i feel like you're super honest and like transparent yes but that doesn't mean it's good advice yeah but that's i honestly think that that's like like you're not afraid of

pissing people off yes and that's really i mean that's all i go into this with okay well then we're good yeah i was made for this yeah no i'm just like i'm i don't care if you're mad at me but like these are my thoughts yeah just don't tell me if you're mad that's the thing i'm like i can say whatever but like if you email and like you're pissed like i don't want to know i can't know that i don't know i can't go on exactly i'll die uh and we also have melissa here hello our fantastic what's your role today what's your title i'm just happy to be here i love that yeah that's such a blessing just a blessing hashtag blessed blast logan paul jake paul they feel like they say that no no are you kidding they're like i deserve this i'm not

oh god so bad and what's that thing they do yeah yeah yeet i don't know i don't know i had a couple friends who like seriously genuinely watch logan paul's vlogs for a while and i'd be like you need to stop this is not with team 10 the other day you what i hung out with a team 10 member the other oh is a good one or by accident oh oh my defense you made it sound like it was the whole team yeah it was just me and the team guys i was i think i'm in my god but shit i mean it does seem like a pretty good setup right minus the cult part yeah i mean but yeah i mean what do you have to like what just a cold it's just a small cult did you see the house it's a pretty nice i bet i would be like with erica the situation of being like can we have furniture like we have money and like

why don't we have nice things i don't want a jumpy house i just want a couch like just get me a fucking restaurant we can afford a restoration hardware class i need a mattress oh my god so bad someone get a bed frame so bad seriously that's one of my dating rules if a guy does not have a bed frame done no do people not have bed frames do you go to college just no i didn't drop out there you go the i've never dated any of the guys i dated in college not one of them had a bed frame yeah what do you just put a mattress on the floor yep no way you have sex on my mattress on the floor my college boyfriend and a mattress on the floor and silk sheets and i'm like really we splurged on one thing but on the other and like a bed frame's like 50 dollars

i know yeah even just a platform yeah you can get them like on craigslist for free i have no idea this is a thing yeah yeah no places take them take them to be like donated because and so you can get them like for free that's disgusting it's disgusting yeah i had sex in that bed not good wow you're brave i was it was college it was drunk i was very very drunk oh i did not know that was a thing yeah yeah oh you're so lucky i did have sex on the floor of a frat house post grad oh you have so many stories i feel like college has given you so many stories i wasn't i mean i didn't graduate that's what i had the question post the time that i would have been grad i would have graduated yeah i was far too old to have been

i mean no i think but no people worked in college that uh how many years ago is that how when do you graduate college where are we don't ask me i didn't even graduate high school so if i'm okay yeah no people were still in college just i didn't happen to be attending any college or that college where i had sex on that floor it's just there for a good time it was a terrible time too it wasn't even good it was so bad oh god it was terrible talk about germs um i know right because it's like years and years oh ew ew i'm like there's probably a foam party there too oh yeah oh god pregnant from someone who was not him can you imagine that would be a story it would have been a such a story movie okay um so shall we dive into the advice let's dive let's dive head

first hi megan i'm 24 and i was wondering about your thoughts on whether uh premonitions were real since i was a kid i've had deja vu a lot and i've always been attracted to the paranormal um Like, for example, oftentimes I'll think of others I haven't seen forever. Then randomly I'll get a text from them or even see them on the street. I've kind of chalked up all these experiences as just coincidences or maybe it's just my intuition being wacky. I don't know. But two weeks ago I had a dream about a family member talking to me about cancer. And specifically in the dream they were saying someone is having cancer.

And when I woke up, I was really scared because I was worried that one of my family members actually does have cancer. But I started scrolling through Facebook, as I do most mornings when I wake up, and the first thing I saw was a post saying that my friend I haven't talked to in forever from high school was just diagnosed with cancer. And this really freaks me out. So I guess I'm just calling because I don't even know who to ask about this. It's so embarrassing. But do you ever experience things like this? I just, I don't know.

I don't want to say the word premonition, but this stuff happens to me kind of a lot. Does it happen to you or anyone else out there? Maybe it's really weirding me out. I really hope this doesn't happen to me because I only have nightmares. I have a, I have this reoccurring nightmare that Selena Gomez is trying to kill me. So I couldn't remember what it was about.

So I just kept like seeing her on billboards and things and being like, Ooh, like I just kept feeling like, like an uneasy feeling. And then I had the dream again. I was like, Oh my God, I've been here before.

i keep having a reoccurring dream this lady goes that's horrifying yeah so i really hope that i don't i've never i've never been like that have you seen the movie premonition oh i'm spilling all over myself oh it sounds like you peed yeah i thought i peed for a second it's okay it's okay if you did it's a safe space here we have never seen the movie premonition do you know what a premonition is yeah it's like a it's like a prediction kind of like oh i feel like raven yeah it's yes yes yes i think i have a crazy theory about this that i'm gonna sound like a lunatic but i think that that happens because we're in a simulation okay i'm serious i'm so serious you think this right now is a simulation yes and it and it's a bad one and the deja vu is

just a glitch oh well i mean also okay that's what i think i know i sound insane i don't even smoke that much weed like i swear if you told me that theory high i would not be okay i read about it when i was high and i was like are you kidding me i can only only happy things i can i can look at or talk about when i'm high i will hear sirens and i heard sirens in my head for like three days in one day in high school i got just too high and i was like they know they're coming back and i was like megan you're fine you were high three days ago everyone knows yeah i think i got a little too high a little too high yeah but i mean okay so the deja vu thing i mean i always think it's like fun to kind of talk about like deja vu yeah and like the potential like the

possibility of there being like people who can see stuff and totally for it i mean the scientific reason of deja vu is like one side of your brain reacts to something earlier than the other side of your brain is that what that is yeah so it's like you were i just felt like i just like this is crazy i just thought about this or whatever you're like well yeah one part of your brain did it before the other part of your brain so it's like a split second kind of thing i didn't know that makes a lot more sense no i like the glitch idea i'm gonna stick with my glitch theory But I mean, I think, like, I don't think there's anything wrong with, like, believing in it either way. Yeah.

Personally, never have. Have you ever, like, had, like, a deja vu? Like, a spooky, like, a spooky feeling? Yes, I have, like, deja vus all the time where it's, like, I know, like, watching a show or watching a brand new episode of something. And it's, like, I have literally seen this exact scene already. Like, I did that the other day watching this show that I've never seen before. I was watching it and I was, like, I've seen this. Where have I seen this?

Did you watch it on an airplane? Because that happened to me. i watched an entire first season of a show and i realized i saw this on a plane because it doesn't feel like real tv you're debunking all of my theories mine was the tv show justified i was watching it my boyfriend started watching it i was like why have i seen this and it's not a megan show like it's not something i would ever like i'd never even thought about it and i was watching it being like that guy's about to get shot and the whole time i was like i'm fucking psychic and it keeps going and we keep watching more and more episodes and i'm like oh my god i know it's gonna

happen i know it's gonna happen i know it's gonna happen and then i went on a plane and then i saw that it was on a plane and i was like oh i fucking watched on that last plane i was on i fell asleep watching it that was this that's the thing with planes you watch things you wouldn't usually watch and then you like half remember it because you fall asleep you're like i've seen this and you watch movie again you're like the whole time i feel like i know this yes is this my life well well yeah that answers a lot of questions but you know i think it's an innocent thing to believe in unless you start getting paranoid about stuff and then i think like look into the logic side of it but um i think there's you might have the gift do you know anyone who has the gift besides the

caller whose aunt had the gift i do know somebody that has do you no i thought you're an alien i'm an alien so that's how she can't yeah so when i was a kid i did have like things right where stuff would happen and i was and i knew it was gonna happen before wow and i don't think that i fully tapped into it so a little way you grew out of it yeah yeah i had a friend growing up who she she was very much like that and we used to like joke around with her and like ask her certain things and she would just like say something off the cuff and then it like something would happen and it was like very cool um but she i don't know we were also like kids and like kind of um so i was like she could have been just smarter than us and like like figuring out a way to like finagle

it i feel like a lot of it too is like you know how when you speak something into existence oh totally you know maybe yeah and when you think about the secret the secret yes it's like like bling ring oh love it love that do you remember anyone anyone yeah good sophia cobalt pretty pretty pretty wild pretty reckless pretty wild was the other tv show with that's literally one of the greatest tv shows of all time you should watch that you'd enjoy it it's before i think it's a little bit before your time before my time alexis nyers like you're 10 years old but no have you seen but it's like a it's like a it was like pre-u being on tumblr it's like alexis alexis nyers alexis nyers no okay so it's this girl she's the it's the original girl from like the

real girl from bling ring like so all this stuff and they had a reality show and the mom took them all out of school and they were homeschooled and she just like force fed them adderall and then their education was the secret making mood boards that's a real thing it's not scripted no no that happened alexa is a real person it's the greatest it was on mtv it was one of the greatest reality shows of all fucking time and the whole thing about her wearing kitten heels is like a legitimate quote of being like they were kittens oh my god when she calls yes it's real i've seen that it's yeah okay it's a reality show i thought that was fake i have to look that up it's amazing oh my god fucking shit it's nancy you made it i know i hit it last time a couple times secretly but

i know my best friend and i are constantly being like nancy joe this is alexis nyer's calling um but yeah i don't even know how i got there inspiring but um the secret the secret yeah oh yeah but i also think also when you when you have like a dream about something or you think about something even whether it's like projecting it to like into the universe to happen or whatever i also think you seek it out more because you're like oh my god i had a dream about cancer now if you see something about cancer you're like oh this makes like you're connecting the dots that's true so your mind's just more hyper aware of that stuff yeah because like i'll wake up and i have a terrible dream and i'm like super mad at my boyfriend and then if he does anything i'm like

i hate you he's like this was really extreme i think i had a dream where i was bad at you and i was like waiting for the thing to happen so i could be mad so yeah no that's super true yeah that's super true but if you are psychic um only tell me good things about my life not bad things oh i want to know at all no if you if you could if somebody could tell you when you're gonna die you wouldn't want to know no oh i totally would i would not what if it was like what if it was like tomorrow but then also what if it was like you're never gonna die that's a lot that's never gonna die well because she's an alien i'm an alien yeah can you teach me how to can you teach me how to alien to teach me how to alien give me some tips yeah she was born this way yeah except

not born you were what's it with the what kind of kyle xy created and created with an amniotic fluid yes that's what it was yeah she's just she was just born suspended in amniotic fluid she's no way more fun than humans yeah so she's running the simulation that you think we're in i believe that one of them one of them there's other people running the other i know i really seriously think that do you watch the good place no that'll fuck you i know i started it when i was high and i was like i have to watch this so it is yeah because it's very much that you'll you'll you'll feel that oh that's gonna ruin me yeah good at least you got like a cute skin for this simulation that's what they call it in uh atomic carbon at uh wow i can't get any of my

references right today okay guys we're gonna go on to the next call i'm 21 years old and i just broke up with a woman who was really special to me um we'd been together for three years but that relationship caused me a lot of heartache and a lot of mental illness. Um, it was super unhealthy, but I'm finally starting to move past it. Um, but when the relationship ended, I was in a really bad place. So of course I immediately glued myself to the first person who showed an interest in me. So I started dating my current boyfriend almost immediately after I broke up with my ex. Um, at first I was super into him and made me really happy, but now I just find him to be really fucking annoying um so like i'm super detached when he's around and i'm just i'm

he just sucks um but the problem is like he's totally falling in love with me um he's a reformed fuck boy and i'm essentially his first relationship after two years of him uh basically screwing everything that moves i don't want to break his heart but i'm really just not feeling it um so we live 45 minutes apart and i don't want to be shitty but like do i break up with him over text so that i don't waste my time driving all that way for what's probably going to be a 10 minute conversation um i know that's really shitty like please help me what do i do how long have been dating i think she said a couple months when did she conveniently leave that out she didn't say okay let's hope it's not that long it's like three years can you imagine

it's like sorry it's not gonna wear nine months i'm just gonna text him fuck i mean i've definitely definitely i haven't been in like the relationship aspect of this but like i my type is recovered fuck boy and i've been a many of uh guys that i haven't sounds like cocky or whatever that like i haven't actually been that into i've been like oh my god you're like such a cool different girl i'm like no you're just sucky and you date sucky people yep and i'm being shallow and like having no standards because i have no desire to date you so i'm going out with you and like it's like girls are awesome like you're just sucky and like they've been like oh my god like i'm so ready for this i was like oh no i i'm not no i don't want you to do that at all um so i i i mean i

think i mean would i would i would fuck i would do it over text would you yeah okay but what's your threshold or your cap on like how many months would it have to be for you to have to do it in person i um dumped a guy that i was dating for like four months over text oh okay so would you do six months i got dumped over texts from someone i was dating for a year and a half oh okay so yeah you i'm all about the text yeah there's no there's no limit the limit does not exist i mean yeah i guess it's all situational because you know yeah i get yeah oh god i mean 45 minutes is it's a long drive well well not like la yeah i was gonna say like that's going to the grocery store me going to whole foods oh my god there's no parking i had to go home

i was so mad because no i wanted to hop our dinner i think there's like an in between like if you if you haven't been dating that long i think they've established that it's your boyfriend yeah if you have mutual friends like to be in the purely selfish way because you obviously are not into him anymore selfish way if you have mutual friends you're gonna look pretty shitty if you dump them over text message and like if that gets around like just not a good look for you also like obviously not nice to him but like let's focus on you but i mean yeah like i think you could totally call him like i've the only time i've ever broken up with like a boyfriend over the phone though is if it's like a toxic abusive relationship and i'm like afraid that

you're gonna kill me have to do this on speakerphone with all my friends around but i think like if it's just that you're not as interested in him anymore i think i don't know i think once you get to the point of like meeting each other's friends and like establishing that you're like monogamous and that you're not seeing other people i think you kind of owe it to be like a name person thing just because like i don't know carmel bite you in the ass like the next person that you date maybe like you'll date for like a year and then they dump you over text yeah but yeah that like sucks um yeah i agree i feel like if there's me but if yeah mutual friends and all that once that gets involved you kind of owe it yeah even just to preserve like if it's

not about him even just preserving like your own image or even just to keep on good terms with that person too because you don't want to end things angry because you don't hate him you just think he like kind of sucks yeah he's not for you yeah not the one oh but you don't want to if he is falling in love with her yeah i feel so bad if i got and this is his first relationship like real relationship i feel so bad if he got a text message so yeah i think like yeah maybe a phone call at least maybe a nice face yeah i think if you've been dating three months or less phone call if you've been dating for more than three months or you've met each other's family and you call each other boyfriend girlfriend and if you have pictures on instagram together

then you have to meet up in person but if there's no pictures there's not as much betrayal like only you don't have to alert the mate like send out a statement like your notes app that you've like broken up yeah then i think or you can meet halfway yeah yeah meet halfway oh yeah ask him just be like will you drive to the side of the freeway stop at the starbucks t-home ranch i need to tell you something i need you to come over here i'm like she's gonna kill me but he'll also be fine don't worry about that yeah um males are very resilient yeah they're like cockroaches they can't die that's so true it is it is yeah former fuck boys are fine also a good type we have the same time yeah it's unfortunate it is but i love it like constantly i hate it

yeah but i would be so bored with a guy who's just like obsessed with me i know like the guys who post pictures of their girlfriend being like oh woman crush wednesday i'm always like oh my god i wish my boyfriend did that i'm like but i kind of love the fact like he won't text me back and i'm like do you still like me yes he's like yeah i love you you're sick why do i why do you like that oh i don't know i'm like constantly trying i i told him i was like he's like he was like i know you're interested in me because like you constantly feel like you're trying to be like because he'll be like he'll like be so lovey and affectionate for like one day and then he won't be like wait i want it back i want it back and then he'll do it like stop it you're being so

clingy he's like you are so dramatic one i know i can't i just love it i love the drama okay um well best of luck let us know how it goes eek eek on to the next so i am 23 married and we have a kid um i've been married well i've been with him for about five years now we just got married in may we were dating for about five years before um he's great and amazing and wonderful and we have no problems there but the problem is okay so i had a boyfriend like all through high school on and off from like sophomore to senior year we were off more than on so like the times we were off I would talk and flirt with guys or whoever I wanted but I never really hooked up with anyone um and my husband is actually one of those guys I talked to when my ex and I were separated

um and so fast forward so five years now five years later I find myself kind of missing the single life well not not the single life but I just almost miss being able to hook up or flirt with whoever I wanted um and I almost like resent my husband a little because before me he was like living it up in the single life department if you know what I mean so I just kind of find myself like jealous that he kind of got to play the field and I was always like locked down um with a guy but I was actually always like the type of person to be in a relationship I never really wanted that single life so it's just kind of weird that now all of a sudden I'm like missing that I guess um but don't get me wrong like he is definitely who I want to spend the rest of my life with

like divorce is not whatsoever like in my mind I just almost want like a pause button to go and do whatever I want for a second and then come back to reality if that makes sense um and I just the worst part is like he has been talking about another kid soon so i just don't know what to do or how to get these thoughts out of my head before we bring in another kid i just don't want like five years later two kids later i'm like well shit i should have did something about it when i was 23 you know i just i don't know which path to go i don't know what i'm supposed to do or how to get these thoughts away or what i should do so any advice would be great thanks the grass is always green it is you know what i mean it is and i kind of want to give the whole advice that but it's

just i mean not to be i don't want to like simplify this but i was like in my head originally i'm like well i mean relationships can be whatever you like get a free like get a free pass like maybe talk about an open relationship but i'm like you also got married at 23 you've been married for five years you already have kids like there's that i don't want to be ignorant of and like assume that your life that those lifestyles are two totally different things but i feel like i have to say like you you can be in a monogamy you can be in a like monogamy is not for everybody and also if you have an open conversation with your partner like there could be like some like hey I like I'm really attracted to this person like are you cool with like bringing a third person into

this for a night or something like that but if you're not up for that go on a nice girls trip go to Vegas get your partying out yeah I don't think I think there's there's something like I think it's a lot more satisfying for at least like young people like young guys like the idea of a young guy sleeping around versus a young girl sleeping around young guys are not great in bed no so like when I was like living my single life it's not like I was like getting the best sex I've ever had like it was like fun and fine but I more had happy memories exactly like with my friends and going yes 1000 and like dancing and feeling fun and like like the lack of responsibility it wasn't necessarily like tied to like guys and hooking up yeah um but that's also just i mean

just like young people young boys are not great in bed usually um so i don't know i think you're right maybe take like a vacation with your girlfriends yeah and like time away always helps remind you how much like you love being around this person or miss them and all that so any time away is just gonna do good yeah and maybe this is also coming from the fact that he's talking about how he wants another kid and like that it's yeah it just feels like maybe you're like oh shit I don't want this and also if your friends aren't there yet like my friends and I always talk about like we're like so who's gonna be the first one to get engaged because like I'm not the first one fucking leaving the party so if your friends aren't all there yet it might feel

like you're missing out on everything FOMO um which I think is totally valid but then also I think despite the fact that you're saying like your husband's great and you love him and he's awesome there maybe there are some issues there that you haven't been addressing whether that's like sexually or like it just feels like it's gotten kind of stale or it feels like maybe you feel like you have a lot more responsibility as like a mom than he does as a dad and you're resenting just the situation not so much him yeah but i think you need to like spice it up yeah and talk to him about like yeah the best thing you can do is be vocal and so that you're on the same page because otherwise the resentment is going to build

and you're going to take it out in wrong ways and he's not going to know where the anger is coming from. And he's not going to know why you don't want to have another kid right now. Yeah. And like even just talking about it like couples therapy would be great. Yeah. And just like sitting down with somebody you can talk about and even like you guys clearly have been dating for a long time

but like got married young and had a kid young. So I think that there's that doesn't mean you have to continue doing everything at that same pace. Yeah. Like you can get there and have your first kid and like wait a while and kind of like enjoy that stage yeah i think they had their kid before they were married because he just got married in may oh okay um not that that really yeah no yeah not really but yeah maybe it is like a responsibility like a responsibility thing that like there's there's

something very like attractive about like your old not tied down life where you didn't have to like not that you don't love your kid but like taking care of another human is like such a responsibility the biggest thing ever full-time job and so like i don't think there's anything wrong with being like daydreaming and being like fuck sometimes i wish i like hadn't done all this and i kind of had gotten i don't know whatever it is out of your system um and maybe if your husband's like talking too much about his old party days can you just be like can you not shut the fuck up please as i breastfeed our child can you not do this right now talk about your uh body shots off of bitches as i uh feeding our child out of my fucking tit it's kind of body shot

that's an intimate fucking body intimate intimate as hell um i don't know i do think though i i understand i understand the feeling though of like wanting um not not feeling like loving somebody or whatever but then being like but fuck i'm not i want to still i i like missed out on like yeah exploring new people and things like that i don't think that's a fear of like a something that's like you should be embarrassed or ashamed of i think it happens to a lot of people yeah um but i think you have to talk about it with your partner as awkward as that is because yeah it'll be a weight lifted off your shoulders once you just say it yeah and maybe he's like no offense to him maybe you're maybe you're both like kind of slacking in the relationship like maybe you

could both stand to put more effort in and you'd get more out of it and not be fantasizing about like again grass is always greener there are gonna be certain things that you'll never that you don't even necessarily appreciate in your current relationship and then you like look in another relationship it doesn't have it and you're like oh wow i didn't realize how much i really loved that or really needed that um but yeah and a vibrator too or like that too dressing up as other people and meeting strangers get a babysitter yeah go to a babysitter like a babysitter yourself a nanny yeah yeah that's that's fun that's a good idea yeah a wild night out with a wig and let him impress you that's like the thing like give him like let him

give him the opportunity to be the guy that you're that you really like want him to kind of be but he can't do that unless he knows what yeah you you're feeling and what you feel like you're lacking but i would not bring up your ex-wife yeah don't do that never leads to good no start just being sexy just like get something cute and just be like let's try something new and fun and like spice it up yeah and then if it doesn't work go to therapy and figure out if this is really what you want try being sexy if that doesn't work go to therapy yeah go to therapy sexy time then therapy and masturbate the whole time three favorite things stuff honestly yeah like up top there huge fans of all three with a blunt on top yes oh so nice and i'm wrapped in a duvet cover

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and i was in a relationship with this guy for about five years and it was really good until this until my insecurities got the best of me and started making me controlling in a relationship and not wanting him to talk to other girls because i was definitely terrified of being to choose it on. He constantly encouraged me to move back in with my parents to save money. He wanted me to quit my job and get a different one, and he wanted me to start going to school. He moved to Arizona for a job, and I drove there from LA to visit him for a weekend, and everything felt so perfect. And he came to see me in LA after his job flew him there to find a place to live, and I told him that my plan was to move in with my parents in September and quit my job.

When his job made him come back to L.A., he broke up with me immediately after, and I hadn't seen him since he's been back in L.A. He told me that he wanted to be alone, that he needed some time to be, you know, alone and just be away from me for a while. And not even three months after we broke up, he got into a relationship with this girl who was an issue in our relationship for the past three years. uh i felt very threatened by this girl um from his old job i love him deeply and i want nothing more than to get back together with him do you have any advice on what i can possibly do to get

him back or do you think it's just a lost cause and that i should just move on thanks what a piece of shit where does he live turn your location on fucking now taking this on the road this shit oh it's always like whenever somebody has a gut feeling in a relationship about a girl or a guy it is never nothing no like it's always something i had that same thing happen to me where i was just like this girl like i don't know i have a weird feeling it was like don't when you're being psychotic you're being crazy oh my god oh guys forward now go whoa oh my god yeah that i uh i just you you you i mean like from so they've been dating they had dated for five years and then you said it she said it kind of ended because she was getting

like controlling and crazy by the end okay let's talk about something so you have this girl this this girl who you worked with you said for the last three years have been an issue in your relationship and you're saying you got randomly crazy and controlling three like into a really a five-year relationship and from what perchance might it be the fact that there was this girl who he is now dating like yep you're very much you validated yeah and like you sound like you're in you you just clearly got out of a relationship who is someone else who is very controlling yeah and that even the way you're talking and saying it it's not you're taking responsibility for something that was not you yeah he made you crazy in that situation you and now you know you had

every right to be crazy that's not a good guy no at all and also not to be the one definitely was fucking that girl yeah 100 like there's no that's just it's just yeah you deserve better honey so much better this isn't like an issue of you being controlling this is an issue of like your boyfriend being untrustworthy yep and that's like you have like a complete human reaction karma will get him yeah oh god that fucking sucks yeah it does suck it's uh it sucks like it's one of those things where you're like i hate being i don't want to be right oh no totally you know oh my god so much i've been in that where you're like you know that someone gives you an uneasy feeling and like yeah he can tell you that you're crazy left and right which i'm like first of all

fuck you uh and then but it's like trust your gut i know that i'm not yeah and you can you you will always know yeah if you have that feeling yeah it's the worst oh but yeah and i i would just say trust that for the next time you go into a relationship and then don't let guys tell you that you're being crazy yeah like even if you're being like irrational about something your feelings are still valid and that's the thing that like i my boyfriend and i have to constantly talk about where i'm like you're not allowed to call me crazy ever even if i'm being crazy yeah i feel a certain way even if like what i think happened that made me feel this way that could not be true but i still feel this way so we have to like address my feelings yeah and let's like dissect it yeah

figure it out don't call me crazy yeah that doesn't make me feel any less bad like now i'm just mad too so but i think it's like a learning curve um and i think yeah i think men tell women they're crazy all the time so we kind of get in this blame game of being like i'm so sorry i'm just like insecure because it's because it's easy you know what i mean and it's like oh she's just being crazy and people are like oh yeah like oh my god what a crazy girl no why is she being crazy probably because you are driving her insane yeah yeah give yourself more credit and he yeah you need to be with a guy who's not gonna not gonna do that and you're right karma he'll get his own karma yeah don't get back together with him it's only a bitch if you are so much fucking better

uh karma's the bigger bitch than i could ever be sometimes i said that was like a that was like my myspace like header one of my friends commented on it because i had to capture my picture on myspace and they were like no you could be a pretty thing like no i've seen you be a bitch i reserve it only for good only for good yeah i only use it like for good or like if i really need if i'm drunk and i need to end somebody yes i feel that sometimes it feels good just to let it out oh my god like when you contain them for a long time yes i let out my like my psychotic side when my boyfriend i got in like a terrible fight his face went sheet white and he was like i never want to see that ever again because i don't yell ever yeah and i just like lost my shit he was like

i am i am it's like a release oh my god it was i have goosebumps talking about it like i was just like she's back she's back yeah i got to do that on on set i just finished guilty party and i had a scene where i got to just bitch somebody out and i was just like this feels so good yes and they're like that was a little too real are you okay cathartic as fuck i did that and it was one of those things where i was just like afterwards like my eyes really wide i'm like oh that's a good time okay on to the next call so we're gonna get really serious with this next call oh no um so i just trigger warning for anyone for rape oh hi megan and whatever lucky guest is fortunate enough to get to hear about my life problems i'm not going to tell you my name

because you'll beep it out anyway but i'm 23 years old i've had kind of a strange series of events in my life recently and i need some no bullshit advice so recently i got way too drunk at brunch with my coworker, which was super classy. And she brought me back to her house so I could sleep it off before going home. I woke up to her husband's friend groping me and fingering me on the couch. So I tried to push him off without making a huge scene because his fiance was on the other couch and I just didn't want it to be a shit show. But obviously that didn't happen. She saw what was happening and she pushed him in the face and stormed off and it was a whole big mess. Obviously I felt super violated after this and I felt like I needed to do something to

kind of take back my own body so there's this guy who I've been hooking up with on and off for five years he never had sex because I was a virgin and I was waiting for the right time and the timing was always a little bit off so after this whole fiasco I finally had sex with him and it was great because I felt like I was back in control but to him this seemed kind of out of the blue and he kept asking what changed and why now since I was so adamant before I know I don't necessarily owe him any kind of explanation and I told him I just changed my mind at this time and he felt better but he still keeps asking. I think he kind of thinks that something's off. So what I want some advice on is do you think that it would be a bad idea to tell him my reasons behind why now? I don't

want him to feel like I used him as like sexual therapy but I guess I kind of did. I don't know I'm just not sure if telling him would backfire on me or not. So thank you so much. Hopefully you could help me oh my god i want to give her a hug i know oh first of all i'm so sorry that's oh my god and the fact that that's not even really what the call's about is like yeah insane yeah which oh my god that just like gives me a pit in my stomach i know i had a pit in my stomach listening to that um i think it's like just to address the second part i don't think you need to tell him anything like I think it's the act of reclaiming your body I totally understand and like fuck yes go you I'm so glad that like you feel empowered and great and you feel like

you own your body again because you do and that guy's a fucking jackass so I think whatever you need to do to make yourself feel better in any situation like that's all on you you don't have explain it to anybody else and the act of reclaiming your body was because some guy took that away from you and you don't need to involve another guy in it like it's about you and so if you feel like you want to as a part of like any sort of like healing process but you don't owe him any sort of explanation yeah and his like satisfaction of knowing or if he's like just like harboring you and asking you over and over again you can make up a lie like you don't i don't think he it's not about him at all yeah that's the biggest thing it doesn't involve him yeah and

it's not about him like it's just like it's this was about you and because what had happened before was not about you that was about some fucking asshole you needed to do something about you and if you think that he's gonna read into it that it's about him then you don't have to tell him but i don't think i don't think like hiding it from him is bad at all or anything because yeah yeah he's not you don't yeah you don't know him yeah any of that stuff agreed i don't know if you've talked to anybody else about the situation um and i don't think yeah i just i i don't know if we're if you haven't really yeah if you've only called into the podcast and talked about it and if you haven't really talked about it with somebody like a therapist or anything like that yeah but

just um yeah i i just don't want you to be in a situation at work where you feel like uncomfortable yeah or like if she knows or if she doesn't know yeah um just making sure that just like you did with the guy that you're seeing now by like reclaiming your body you're taking that power and like that redeeming that kind of control in other aspects of your life too yeah and if there's anything like in your workplace that you feel like you need to address or whatever you need to do to like feel um like you can move through the situation and move past it yeah and even like you said therapy like it's talking about it and just saying it out loud and getting it almost like out of your body in that sense just speaking about it also helps a lot like for me personally too

just talking about it instead of suppressing it feels like a release as well so like i would suggest that yeah because everybody's journey with that stuff and like everybody has obviously seen the me too movement which is insane how like i don't know any girl who hasn't been in like a terrible situation in varying different ways um that i think like just making sure that you're taking care of all aspects of yourself not just your physical self yeah and like the mental aspect of it too because it like isn't it was not it's not okay like no matter how drunk you are in any situation like that's not that's there's no you didn't consent to anything and so yeah you just need to feel you need to feel safe and like feeling safe and feeling heard and yeah just

knowing that you didn't bring this upon yourself at all and if exactly like andrew said talking to people whether it's like if you have like a friend like any any friends or a therapist or someone that you know that you can confide in that will won't tell you that you walked into a situation yeah because you didn't and um yeah whatever whatever you need to do to feel good oh makes me so sick scummy scummy scummy well real giving you a massive like voice creepy i don't know a little creepy a little creepy but um and and go you for uh reclaiming your body back with that guy yeah i hope it was good i hope it gets good first time's not always like yeah it's super fun we're figuring things out but they had been hooking up for like five

years so they might be uncomfortable with each other hell yeah that's a lot of practice time that's a lot of he's definitely probably good at going down on her oh yeah five years no sense yeah yeah he's he's gotten he's a pro 100 percent uh okay so that's producer's corner time where mel do you want to take away do you want to say what you're gonna what what what you're bringing i'm bringing someone that's calling with a response to another caller okay so um this is from the episode with hannah hart and the question was from the caller that she would get off on girl on girl porn and what she considered herself straight and she wanted to know what it meant if she was watching girl on girl porn um so this is someone that's calling in with

some related advice love some good porn talk love it love a good porn talk i'm curious to know hey megan this is a call back in regards to the episode with hannah hart um so it was i think the first caller she was talking about how she identifies as straight she thinks but she mostly gets off on girl on girl porn and I have actually called your show with the same issue which I'm not super bitter that I didn't get on it and she did so like it's fine but um yeah so I actually have had a boyfriend for four years I do our dinners on the street and I actually had a whole meltdown with him one time because I was like I don't know if I'm fine because like if I have to watch porn like I want to watch girls and I was like I'm so sorry like I feel horrible like

I don't know why I said horrible, but I had the same issue, basically. And he was, like, it was really good to talk to him about it because he was, like, honestly, he was, like, I do the same thing. He said, I think it's just because, like, with guys, it's so, like, you know, them slamming their dicks into a girl's pussy. But when it's girl on girl, it's more sensitive. And, like, I, for me personally, I love being eaten out. And that's a lot of, like, girl on girl part. so it's easy to like see that and kind of like be able to feel it more like you can like pretend like it's happening i guess if that's what you want to call it so i don't know i guess i just

want this girl to know that she is not alone in feeling this she is does not have to be confused unless you know if you're attracted to men and women that's great you're bi but just because you enjoy girl and girl porn doesn't necessarily make you bi and that is a lesson i had to learn mostly on my own with the help of my boyfriend so yeah thanks for being so open and honest on your show I love it I love you and thanks for being the older sister that I never had I'm old I feel so old uh I mean yeah I mean in in the episode first of all I just want to say um I'm so sorry your call didn't get on but I hope this is a lesson for other people so many times people call in and they think like their problem is like oh my god i can't believe

this like if you only knew that there are seven questions that are almost exactly like this and we just like okay let's pick the one that's about like the boyfriend who's obsessed with porn or like let's pick the one about like the girl who wants to dump her boyfriend so just now know comforting that this pretty much happens almost every call yeah we get like hundreds of calls every week so it's hard to pick yeah what we're gonna do for that week so just know that if we don't get to yours it's probably because there's someone that's very similar yeah or we've already recorded an episode that may not be out yet that has like pretty it will address something super similar um but yeah even in the episode with hannah we were talking about i don't know where

i read it i always keep saying i like i read an article and i'm like i probably just read a tweet but it was about how like men get off uh like heterosexual men get off from watching like heterosexual porn and then girl on girl porn and uh girls will get off on watching heterosexual porn and like heterosexual women will get off on watching girl on girl porn and like uh heterosexual porn and then also occasionally guy on guy porn really but like women's like send like scepters to i don't even whatever it was yeah yeah it was your dopamine no dopamine it would play into that yeah it was something about their levels of some some whatever chemical is more sensitive yeah and that it can just it will spike easier on certain things um so yeah that was like i think

our advice with hammer like it doesn't have to mean anything if you don't want it to yeah but yeah girls are hot interesting and we were saying too in that one that um with girl and girl porn they focus a lot on girls going down on each other so you can imagine yourself in that situation and then you can tell she's acting yeah like her eyes are glazed over and she's fully acting yeah not as not from me and tick yeah oh my god just like yeah he fucks her for two seconds she screams and i'm like where's your clit no one's touching anything nothing's happening nothing's happening here at all uh nipples are soft can you imagine oh my god that's crazy um but yeah i feel like yeah a lot of people who can experience this kind of thing totally

definitely yeah awesome great well cool that's it for our show yeah oh my god andrea thanks so much for being on thanks for having me you're great you should come back i'll come back come back okay yay great it's settled i love it uh if you guys like this episode and you want to follow us on instagram check us out on don't blame me pod uh meme pod meme pod it looks so stupid but it's all lowercase i love those for the names it's like where does the line get drawn and i'm just like i'm a child of the internet so i'm like meme and i'm like that's not what it means it's like end of blame and then me like don't blah meme pod uh but yeah where can people find you on the internet at andrea russet of course pumping out quality content content i don't know about

quality i watch all of your youtube videos really i do i really enjoy them my channel has slowly turned into just me doing things high you're jenna marbles now no dude you are you know how I know about her but you are it's become just like it's so clear like Andrea's doing this for Andrea yes totally like online shopping while high it was the most fun I've ever had love it drunk Andrea versus high Andrea gave me so many video flashbacks I literally was blacked out in that video I could tell I know I watched it back and I was like I don't remember oh my god yeah really you know i'm just so committed that i gave it my all yeah method i'm method get real drunk get real high i was i was at the high where i was like oh no the world is another day

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to know i think i have a lot of like subscribers who found me in college and then they just stuck around and i'm like that's a different girl that's a different girl girl now i'm like what are all the grandmas who drink tea they're just listening they're like not there i have nothing to call it i just like to listen i just want to listen oh my god the two sides of my personality me drunk me and sober me oh drunk me came out in mexico city when i got in a fight with my boyfriend i was like i'll have half a glass of wine he was like oh no i was so mad for a solid two hours like just me a glass of wine and then i was sober and then i was just nauseous did you get drunk off half wasted wasted i have like two glasses of wine every night oh my god i can't my

tummy hurts so bad i love wine oh it makes me sad drunk too or apparently angry drunk this time i think i was just depressed in college so every time i anytime i think there's just deeper which is why you don't drink that much yeah literally true i'm like this makes me sad i'm like maybe i should just maybe i should stop doing this thing that makes me sad exactly i have that issue but i just keep doing it yeah no i can't my stomach can't handle it oh i just throw up too much and i have lash extensions like and i just like be doing no no no i see it'll pop blood vessels in my face i don't want that oh yeah uh okay well that's okay that's it for the episode it's a real goodbye okay guys see you next week

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