Don't Blame Me! - S4E1: The 100th Episode Is Coming!

Episode Date: November 13, 2019

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hello everybody what is happening hi we're gonna tell you what's happening if you are a mathematician or you're just pretty observant and you're a virgo you might have noticed that our is mathematician a job or just like a major it's a job okay what is it like you can like calculate stuff for nasa oh okay so you're a mathematician for some you're not just like i'm a freelance math doer i don't know what you would do equations but like for what it would have to be for something for sure for sure this makes a lot more sense um our 100th episode is coming up and we wanted to do something incredibly special no it's not a sex tape it's not anything new i'm not releasing mine she's not releasing her sex tape

oh yeah multiple i'm so sorry to downplay you have a whole repertoire your whole discography of sex tapes um we wanted to do a episode where we talk to you guys callers actually live on the phone while we do the episode so um basically there are some criteria and rules so we're gonna be recording this episode on the 23rd of november and therefore you need to be available on the 23rd november because we're gonna be talking to you on the phone yeah back and forth we're gonna be able to get more information about ask questions which is gonna like give us like the full details yeah we might roast you a little bit but like maybe not you should be used to yeah you're probably used to it and the time you have to be available is 12 p.m to 2 p.m west coast time so if you don't

know what that is just look at just look it up so to submit your question for consideration we're gonna have you guys email us a three sentence summary you heard me three sentences it can be compound sentences yeah i fucked my boyfriend's brother it can be it can be i mean that's literally like five words three sentences summary email it to meganpodcast100 at gmail.com send it to us there we'll be able to vet them go through them and then from there we'll pick the people that are going to be on the actual like episode do not change your story your story is from the first time so if we pick you based on that call even if you're like no i have something way better it's crazier juicier we picked you for what you what what you brought us the first time

so stick with that and make sure you submit by november 15th for consideration and we are only going to be taking people who are over 18 for this yeah just because it is a live call so we can't get like parent permission it's not like when you called into radio disney and you're like hold on let me get my mom so only 18 and over also we're going to be calling on google hangout so make sure you know how to use them just look it up google how do i easy you can literally google how do i use google hangout inception super easy it's going to be great and again make sure you submit your three sentence summary to meganpodcast100 at gmail.com by november 15th yes and please do not dm us your question be like i want to be on the show yeah send us the summary

in the email in the email and we'll be able to pick it it's so so so easy three sentences again compound sentences you could do it and then um we really look forward to hearing from you i'm really excited about this me too i'm excited to like ask follow-up questions i'm excited to be like wait so like are you being dumb or like are you there right now is the call coming from inside the house like can you go like can we snoop right now right i'm excited for that real time me too all of it and like is he really that hot how good is it like i think listeners even if you're not going to be submitting your questions i think you guys are really going to like this i'm really excited about it and if it goes well we can do another one yeah for 200 holy shit it's gonna

be so long from now actually it went by pretty fast it did how long how long have we been here 2017 whoa like end of 2017 do you know we're going into a new decade i know that's wild right that's so fucking dumb like it's why like whoa what have i done you've done a lot in this decade you became a woman okay wow i mean when you started the decade you were not a woman no true i was a virgin i had sex i had sex in this decade i was just saying you were 16 oh no oh what this decade when you started because that would have been 10 years ago you're aren't you 26 now yeah yeah so you would have been 16 oh so i was fucking i was like wow so crazy so you've been fucking for a decade what oh my god gold star do i get

an award i'd like to thank the academy my first boyfriend um okay guys we're like really looking forward to hearing from you all and we hope you're excited for our 100th episode bye