Don't Blame Me! - SYNT: But Am I Wrong Results - Bride Wants a Clean Cut Wedding

Episode Date: August 6, 2024

Meghan and Melisa share the results from But Am I Wrong: Bride Wants a Clean Cut Wedding. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

hi hello hello what is up everybody welcome to a brand new episode of see you next tuesday amazing perfect that was not at all because i didn't know what we what what we're calling this one again so there we go in case you missed the announcement last week we have changed our schedules votes will now go up on tuesdays well not the votes themselves who knows when they'll actually go up um the results will go up on tuesdays on see you next tuesday fisting friday will now be our talking catch-up episode don't blame me will be on thursdays but am i wrong will be on mondays i said that all out of order just to keep you on your toes i was like i am not following but you know what that doesn't matter that's not my problem no no it's truly

none none of that is my problem except it is um no because you're always going to be here so therefore i always have someone to bounce it off of but welcome we are going to be reading the results of last week's episode of but am i wrong um and uh yeah the voting we're getting back into the habit of it but just know that someone had asked being like well when are we supposed to like vote if the episodes come out monday whatever we're still recording on thursdays that's like always when we record so you don't have to worry that like they're you know i have to worry to make sure the votes are are out on time but it doesn't change how much time between you voting and like us recording or whatever like it's still that you guys don't have to stress about it and to be fair

when was the last time i was consistent with uploading them that's why i said you never know exactly so it's not like it's like oh shit i'm so used to them going up on this day because that's not true because that would be great if you were um but you can't be because i've never been consistent and that's fine well uh i'm so excited to discuss this because we finally entered into our olympics hot takes yes yes yes yes yes and i have one coming up too so do i because i kind of wonder if they're the same thing but they might be and if they are we've done that before we're like when we have we share the singular the same singular brain cell we're not going to switch it up we're going to combine those brain cells together to one super brain cell

a super cell a suit exactly mitochondria powerhouse of the cell okay all right you're up first so this is for episode 108 if i'm not mistaken you're not thank god and first up we have me megan thinks the olympics should only be in a handful of cities forever and 12 said i was wrong 86 said i am not wrong someone said not wrong i've thought this for years very specifically i think one of the cities should be greece origins and all that fair you made this bed now humping it like come on this is that's a love island quote from our girl serena aka i didn't know i didn't know if that had to do with the cardboard beds well you know i actually don't think they should hump in that because they are athletes and i've seen the uh rugby team was all jumping in

the beds and stuff so i think they can they can maintain well yeah if i could have anyone on speed dial to call like hey i need someone to back me in a fight i'm calling the usa women's rugby team alona alona i would love to be her friend me too we're missing someone like that we don't have like we don't have an elite athlete in our mix and like we do need to replace we do need to replace knots because there's only so much a former college d1 athlete can do yeah it's all i mean not a lot we'll talk about it more on well you've already heard about it more on fisting friday oh i love that someone else said i might be wrong but i'm pretty sure they're only hosting in cities with existing infrastructure from now on i i haven't heard that i know that la is saying that

that's what they're going to do um and i would like to get everyone i want you to take your hopes down because the existing infrastructure um means that there is so many buildings across the county of los angeles nobody will be able to see anyone anyone else everyone's going to be stuck in traffic someone some of it's going to be if they do like they've done at the past olympics that was in los angeles some of it was in the oc some of it was in uh what's the one over to the Yeah. Like it was everywhere. It wasn't just LA. No. And if anyone wants to see that image, just know that it is not to scale whatsoever. They make everything look so much fucking closer than they are. 60 miles away from, I will say from the most North to the most South,

it's like 60 miles away. There are places there where if you are in traffic, it will take you three to four hours they're gonna have to take helicopters no genuinely and like that's fucking crazy so i will not be one centralized olympic village they will have to have it lit up by where you're performing and the olympic village allegedly right now is supposed to be at ucla which is makes no sense if you want to be central at least do usc and attempt to be central like it's just going to be crazy so um i understand i think that like that if that is the caveat that they're doing they have of existing infrastructure um i low-key kind of think that's somewhat worse because there is no city that is going to have the infrastructure to be able to do this level without completely

ruining the whole because like no one's gonna be able to get around anywhere like mods are already talking about like we're gonna go out of town like everyone in la is going out of town because you won't be able to get anywhere there's no like specific it's not like a whole specific area where it's like oh well then you'll have the olympic traffic this direction there's standstill traffic when there's a concert at the Hollywood Bowl or there's a Dodger game and you know what they will be at the Dodger Stadium most likely and who knows maybe they'll be doing coverage at the

bowl like it's just not it's just going to be such a shit show so I think it's probably better to do it in rural places where there's not as many people and then you can build housing there they're not going to be able to do that

and that's why I said Fayetteville Arkansas is the perfect place and I wholeheartedly fucking agree with that someone else said this is a brilliant idea thanks everyone um definitely not wrong at all no matter how much people would hate this i feel like the olympics being a closed event that's just streamed everyone makes so much more sense that way these cities aren't being overwhelmed by hosting this huge event and they don't have the resources for i honestly feel like it'd be a better experience for everyone yeah that i agree with just so much because it's just not as they've seen from paris

uh i really hope la is listening um to make sure that we also have food for the athletes it's just not uh the amount of money that you get that's supposed to be like oh it's supposed to help our economy and like build all of this housing or whatever it's just they're not we saw what the if you're not saying you have to build this much on housing and then you get this much small discretionary extra they're not doing that they allotted clearly far more for the emily in paris uh opening ceremony with them and their goddamn fake fashion show someone said she by charrette on this fashion no melissa i'm like not okay like it was the like the french can now no longer tell me shit i'm like this is the cheesiest fucking corny shit ever like how chic they're like oh

no we are chic we are fashion like no no no no no no that even the dancing i was like i could have done that no melissa i was like you didn't think about hiring actual dancers like what was this and i do know there's one girl who i uh have seen on tiktok a bunch who she dances at the um moulin rouge like in paris and they were on this tiny little section of a dock and she was like we're gonna fall off and die and so i'm like they can't even dance to their full potential because of this also it was raining yeah and they're in the poop river like let's everybody else likes to be in a stadium why did y'all think we needed a tour of paris uh and with their stupid fucking drones and i go no no no stop with this wide angle lens because you're making everything

look miniature like it was just like the part the people that were in the little costume running around doing well that was fun that was fun well because that was also pre-taped until we got to the when it switched to the lady on the horse that was live and then the man showed up later You know, my biggest fear is that the L.A. one is going to be like the opening of like the Emmys with like a James Corden in front of his studio. And there's going to be like a flash mob in front of like where they stop their cars and like Harry Styles like pops out. And then there's like, I'm so afraid of that. Both of those people are not American, so I'm not worried about either one of them. For some reason, America fucking loves James Corden.

No, we're not allowing. No, if James Corden, keep James Corden away from the Olympics. That's my platform. It'll be Snoop Dogg. and kevin hart first of all though you mean the two hardest working men in hollywood at this point those men no sleep get on a plane go to paris i want you to commentary about like i love it i'm i'm fucking here for it um and thankfully the only other good thing is i think so many athletes live in la that they won't actually have to stay in the village yep that's true but everyone watch

out for the dating apps shit's about to go crazy oh i didn't think about that no melissa she's gonna go wild because also you know the athletes are like we're in a city full of la hot people yeah that's true and you know they always think like oh american girls are so loose they're so like ready to like just buying and you're like okay what accent was my like mixed australian and british but um it got a little character tree so uh my apologies all right mine is melissa thinks the national anthem should be sung at games at the skill level that the country is operating at at the moment who is wrong eight percent said i was wrong 92 said i was not wrong someone said this is honestly the realest thing i've ever heard

because if i'm being forced to listen to that song i want to be entertained and have a little giggle i need a meme worthy moment and that's what these performers are giving us america takes itself too seriously and it needs to be humbled agree i know who wrote that i can just tell someone else said this is funny as fuck love it another person said i think this is hilarious and i support it wholeheartedly another person said knit wrong think it's supposed to be not but i like to read it with that little accent it's wrong yeah yeah and that's it hell yeah then we have writer number one are they wrong for not loaning their unreliable car to a friend three percent the writer is wrong 97 said the writer is not wrong my dyslexia is on it's on

a new level today do you want i learned yesterday most of what i finally figured out this whole time watching swimming in the olympics when it said leader i said damn i didn't know katie ledecky's name was spelled that way and then i saw it when a chinese a chinese man was in lead and i went oh megan oh megan and i finally realized where is the key part coming from in leader i thought i was like i was like damn they're really just abbreviating her name like ladecky uh and then the r part i didn't think about because there's no r there um and i was like well she is the best so good on them. Oops. So someone said, so not wrong, but I think Melissa is right. The person was hoping to get the writer's a good car. Yeah. I now think that too, after you said it. Definitely

not wrong at all. Either way, it's the writer's property and they can decide who gets to use it. Even the writer offering to drive their friend to and from work is extremely generous because the car is not in great condition. It's definitely in everyone's best interest to find another plan because no matter what happens, everything falls back on the writer and it would be a short-term solution regardless yep i agree that's it writer number two are they wrong for not wanting to cover their tattoos as a bridesmaid to match the bride's aesthetic six percent said the writer is wrong 94 said the writer is not wrong someone said the writer is definitely not wrong for no longer wanting to be in the wedding because if someone asked me to cover these tattoos i've spent

hundreds of dollars on i'd be pissed too i didn't pay all this money to not show this shit off i wonder if the bride's reasoning is personal preference or someone contributing to the wedding has stipulations they gave either way it's a wild and rude as fuck to ask that of someone when i was in a friend's wedding a year ago we chose my dress specifically because it showed off all my tattoos and her guests had nothing but good things to say very cool that means you have cool friend and this person's friend is a loser yeah like a in the also in the words of the democratic party weird i just want to say i said it first no it's also like so aquarius coded i was like whoever came up with like the the idea that we're just going to call the opposing party

weird is like it's high key like kind of the most insulting thing ever i saw something i was like it's a very like like underhanded like very soft take like you could call them a lot worse they go no no no this i actually think is perfect because it's getting under their skin in a way they say well what do you mean by weird like we can't you can't deny weird because weird is such a subject like subjective definition and so like it makes them so like they're literally scrambling and i love it i love it too and i love that i said it first yes i'm saying yeah i think whoever someone listens to the podcast they figured it out or there's another you got an aquarius yeah um another person said writer good on you for standing up for yourself bright is insane

and we're gonna do something we never do usually do but for some reason someone called in oh okay um we don't do that on this show call-ins are only for don't blame me i will play this this one time but in the future write it yeah don't worry if you're like oh i we we're very good at uh decoding different accents as well as uh grammatical errors you don't have to stress about your english being perfect if that's the reason oh well no it's not or you're dyslexic you know yeah hey megan and melissa um long time listener since you guys started the podcast um i called once when i was like 16 or 17 you lied about your age um i was actually probably

that doesn't matter i'm calling about a don't uh nope i'm calling about a but am i wrong uh basically i just heard it super quick and wanted to chime in with my own advice this is the girl whose friend tiff um wanted her to cover up her tattoos at her wedding as a bridesmaid i'm uh like i said i'm 23 i'm a tattoo artist uh i'm a hand post artist and me and all of my friends have a good deal of tattoos and I have never ever been asked to cover up anything on my body by anyone um I used to do theater uh and I'm sure like Megan said um how one of her co-workers had to like get to set really early makeup that covers tattoos is extremely heavy extremely cakey really negative on the skin also what i start to worry about is what if one of them

has a fresher piece that like they don't necessarily know no no no no makeup has something that i can't even think about that maybe it has something that's oxidizing in it if the tattoo is like less than a month old and the makeup has sunscreen in it there's just so many different things that could potentially go wrong um and yeah you're not getting paid for this you're not like working on a fucking cruise ship as a dancer uh and need to cover tattoos or something so that's crazy like in general just up down top to bottom super crazy um love the podcast uh and yeah that's that's it love you megan love you melissa um and really appreciate how you guys always keep it real and specifically when talking about like the genocide going on

got you it's pretty easy the world this is just for you guys you guys keep it very real um and in terms of like justice you guys are doing it okay this is three minutes bye i'm glad that we made the exception for justice where it's like you're lovely you're great no one else no one else ever again you're all supposed to but i'm glad it wasn't like a yeah i can't hate you for doing for not following the directions like you're so kind and you're so nice and i love your vibe and also now add tattoo artists to the list of jobs that i'm loving when we find out our listeners have when we're like when we find out you're a teacher we go oh my god medical professional oh my god therapist oh my god hairstylist because that's

akin to therapist yes then I'm so sorry a tattoo artist didn't even think about the fact that there could be anybody listening who that's their job also anytime anyone does science archaeology anything with working with gemstone like this like I forget what their official name title was

but they're in our patreon and they work with rocks if you have a cool job let us know if you have a cool job join our patreon because we love talking about it and if you have a not cool job or if you got laid off we're also supportive of that my nomination for wrong of the week was sticker mule 97 said sticker mule is wrong three percent said they are not wrong hope that three percent was an accident and someone said a lot of small

creators use this service like authors or artists or people who would just send little stickers with their stuff for giveaways at signings so it's very business to business as opposed to people buying stickers to resell so many of my friends are struggling to replace them but doing it gladly because fuck these people oh and we have our resident um graphic design okay i've used sticker before and i have to tell clients that we will no longer be using them it always feels like conservatives are busting enough to expose themselves as drum supporters because keeping it a secret quote-unquote is killing them sticker making is definitely a girly pop activity and has no space for these cheeto lovers to be fucking up the vibes make stickers liberal again

that's so funny and it's true yeah like it's like we like literally foaming at the mouth to be like i have to i have to let them know that i'm a conservative like it's killing me not to and it's like okay chill out sticker mule also have you ever thought about being maybe sticker elephant elephant or fart let us yeah i realized since i have on lipstick it wasn't going to come out the way i wanted yeah it was a little squeaker that's what mons calls a little squeaker it feels kind of balloony yeah if i didn't have on lipstick it would be more elephant hey you don't have to defend i think you're doing a wonderful job thanks man appreciate it you're up all right then my wrong of the week was delta airlines 98 percent said delta is wrong

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home insurance which is super fucking expensive um but and it like goes up essentially every year because the risk goes up every year but for the last two years the risk hasn't hasn't gone up now we're back in fires there's a lot of fires happening everywhere um but they were now making and even even the one of the guys who came to like check on our roofs said that he's all of these uh home insurance companies regardless of which one it is are making people replace their roofs and saying they won't cover these things for insurance even though they have minimum of five to ten years left they have to guarantee 20 years left and they're like i think it's because they can't hike up the prices for fire insurance so they need to make money another way because they really

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this from here? Because like that would be such a cruel and unusual punishment to her. I let her know actually after you, so she was like five on the list. Great. Well, we hope y'all enjoyed don't forget to vote for next week's or this current week's episode and we will see you next tuesday goodbye