Don't Blame Me! - SYNT: Fart Selfie

Episode Date: February 11, 2025

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Visit Ancestry.ca for details. Terms apply. hi hi hi and welcome to another episode okay pupils what are the whites of your eyes called please i don't like that you're making my eyes water they're making my eyes water welcome to another episode of see you next so excited to be here for you all to read the result of last week's episode of but am i wrong which was 1 30 wow that's a lot that is a lot we've been at this for a minute so first up is you first up is me i do want to say mary this is you specifically because we know you listen every

episode i love you hard girl um and apologies we have to we have to give you your um what was it you were giving blue stars gold stars i don't know something blue whatever diamond medallion diamonds or something else okay you're right you're right yes a tourmaline yeah an amethyst something um that you do listen every episode we're so we're so sorry that we neglected that fact also diana um does as well and she thanked us did you see she thanked us in her research paper diana that means so fucking much to me you have no idea and if you guys ever wondered like this is like that's like winning an award yeah like and like who's in the patreon you know is it just brainiacs like diana no is it just creative little freaks like mary no you get everything

in between someone owns a pole dancing studio like there is everyone's heart players exactly player i should say hey we don't maybe someone else picked up a heart there it's fine it is we've got knitters we've got people who do hobbies we've got people who like to cook we've got people who just like to nap it's it's a great time i got a push notification because now that we have this like hooked up to our facebook i don't know it's not really a choice it's just fucking meta so now i will get like push notifications it's been there i purposely did that no no but i get push notifications through facebook not the instagram oh so it like when i go to like click on it i like don't it doesn't i don't know how to reply as well and so i'm just

always like oh i'll switch over to that but um i just got one which i assumed was a post a reply to this story which was just mary saying as a graphic designer i hate this and i was like no no it wasn't that way and i found it today and i go okay it's not what melissa fucking damn mary like you know i'm ready you know i'm just working with canva premium like why would you why would you do me so dirty like that like you know i'm trying my best i was like what the fuck but then when i went to instagram i couldn't find that reply and i was like confused because again it gave me a push notification to facebook but i couldn't figure out where that was or how to respond and then when i was going through today i finally thought i said oh okay good

thing i didn't come in hot for mary being like what the fuck that made me laugh oh god yeah i posted the most unhinged yeah when i saw that i was like what the fuck exactly and that's the thing that's how you know melissa posted something it was supposed to be provocative and people did use the form so it worked yeah it's melissa's rage fading soliciting people writing it and calling in and that's fine there are money there's so many different tactics we implement so first up we have me and the graphic that is beautiful that mary actually said nothing diverging about which is megan says if you're agreeing with candace owens you are on the alt-right pipeline and if you have not seen it is in our highlights so you can see but i will

describe it to you there is a pipe and there's a person who i made sliding down the pipe no that was very good i thought you found this image no i made this this pipe wasn't even this big before i had to edit them all together three percent said i was wrong there was a before you say that there was a game that i used to call play called like it wasn't laying pipe but um you had to it was like tiles of of pipe and you would i was a child don't make that face you fucking disgusting person you are the one who did laying pipe and you're the one that's what you were doing describe it right now that is what you were doing okay okay yeah it was pictures of tile and so the way that you put it together was like kind of how the game was and then the water would start running so you

had to make sure that you closed it off before the water got to the end they still do variations of that i'm sure they do all games are all the same who's always yes yes yeah and there's something you gotta fix the pipes and like i'd prefer just to see the ones with samuel l jackson i don't know why he's here oh pedro pascal that's yes okay like i'll take those giving pedro pascal in like a dimly lit room like sultry talking about which one it was because by the way i downloaded the one that pedro pascal was talking about he was talking about merge mansion and i have that now but okay back to your type sliding uh three percent that i was wrong and 97 that i was not wrong i will say i don't know if anyone i know no actually i know some people did write in for

this but a lot of people that three percent really made it abundantly clear that was on accident so they say yeah you know sometimes i don't know if i believe y'all i think after you see the results you're like you know what i gotta say that i uh voted wrong so i don't get kicked out yep um this i love a compliment someone said the visual on this is so great thank you someone said like literally what is even the benefit of listening to one good point that she makes when she continues makes horrible ones the rest of the time it also makes me wonder why these people are listening to her so much that they're able to pick out the few not horrible things she thinks instead of investing their time or talking to people who support the policies and support that they do

in pride yep yep yep yep yep um and i think it's just you know really fitting that um people are being like no this man is like the utmost feminist and cares about people and that's why he's giving exclusives to the daily mail and megan kelly and candace owens like to me that just screams that's a feminist that's a that's a man with leftist ideals and the man who loves and cares about women uh-huh for sure for sure for sure someone else said sorry i voted wrong megan is always right thank you thank you thank you um and that's that's it for that one i'm glad that that was a pretty cut and dry and we didn't have anybody up in here defending listening to what she's saying and also by the way that goes for anyone who is using them as a

source as well like if if it is the same talking points that are being parroted by like somebody else or they're being like well and then this person said whatever if it is if that is being used as any sort of fucking source wrong alt-right pipeline you're on it you're on it you're on it you're just like being willfully you're just closing your eyes while you're on it i'm just like i'm scared just gonna go close my eyes no hands all right and then i didn't like that because it sounded like i said alt right oh next melissa says just because you talk a lot does not make you a great conversationalist wait you never told me what this is about and i never said i didn't say i was going to yes you told me you tell me

i don't think i did roll the tape she's not gonna roll the tape and she did say that wait no you have to tell me then we've got um one percent said i was wrong megan there's a microphone going it's actually a few people it's not just one person it was a few people that pissed me off well i'm also a certified yapper and if anyone's like you talk too much there is i would literally have to be fucking delusional if i said gasp who me i'm so offended the point of like being a yapper and then not knowing if you actually can carry a conversation no yeah i am um who's wrong one percent said i was wrong 99 said i was not wrong i thought this was going to be a lot more controversial than this me too and i was

shocked i thought i was about to to shake a little table like not the whole table but just like just a little rattle yeah no no no you these people you are their god they said finally someone's talking about this i didn't know this was such an epidemic i didn't i did not someone said as a certified yapper i definitely am now able to tell when silence is best as much as i hate sitting in silence especially with strangers i'm so self-conscious and hyper aware of how i come off in social situations that the second i feel a conversation could be leaning one-sided or the other person generally isn't in the mood to talk i pull back and wait for them to respond like any decent human would it's a very good thing to be aware of someone else said i stand firmly behind

this as someone who nervous talks knowing that there is zero substance to anything that i'm saying so moved yeah and that's what i like the awareness yeah and it's two people here they both said that they just talk but they're aware of it um another person said people who talk too much often don't listen when you respond they're so excited to have a captive audience a captive audience this isn't your stand-up hour facts this is what i said start a youtube channel and i said just hit record and delete yep another person you spell my name wrong but melissa is fully right however i'm just confused because i always thought they could talk to a brick wall was an insult uh-huh as in like they could just go on forever some people think that

it's a compliment like they have the gift of that's the thing they said the gift of gab the gift of gab and i say i didn't ask for this gift go give it to somebody else no and you what their true compliment is is not they could talk to a brick wall is they would they would make it killing it sorority recruitment that means you can have an engaging conversation with anyone you can make anyone feel like being a good conversationalist is making someone else feel like they're a good conversationalist yep um someone else said as a quieter person i love this completely agree literally being like just stop fucking talking uh someone else said i know so many people who need to hear this oh my god send it to him just say i love this show

do you like tiramisu hate it me too but this looks so good chocolate me too but what could we make with this that's not that maybe a cheesecake it's on our um doesn't that look and i hate coffee and i don't like that but texture wise maybe it's a coffee maybe it's a cheesecake or a mousse there's a cheesecake one that's been in our feet too maybe just scroll there's something about that texture that's looking really good have you read an icebox cake yeah i've talked about making one on this podcast i loved it i made it with um oreos oh yeah i made it with lady fingers which what the fuck else are you using lady fingers for right there's no flavor in a lady finger no and it's great it's soaking up soaking it all up

yep yep yep um someone else said this is why i don't talk during the live streams i struggle to feel the vibes when i'm in the same room and zoom absolutely not and i often talk too much us autistics are famously bad at the social cues and vibes thing we are also known to talk too much and not read the room talk about things no one is interested in but us and or say inappropriate things at inappropriate times i'm not afraid of silence though i just can't read the room so sometimes it gets a little too silent for a bit too long too and while i don't mind the other person can feel awkward yeah that's fair also i think the great thing about our live stream is people will just cut each other off in a way of like pivoting to a different subject or whatever

um but we also we also like learn different things about different people like lots of random deep dives families countries the metric system which that one gets shut down no yeah the metric system has actually been a it's a forbidden topic now and sometimes new people will come in and be like wait so like what temperature is it that like oh i'm here what would that be in metrics we can't we can't talk about it anymore um someone else this hand clap i hate a mofo that doesn't know when to sit down and shut the f up and that's all she wrote going on vacation we're here for it with kids who turned the backseat into a courtroom drama over whose tablet is louder, whose charger is faster,

and why watching the same cartoon for the hundredth time is a human right? Yep, we totally have vehicles to handle that. Because whether it's a road trip or a business trip, where your flight's delayed, your phone's at 2%, and your dinner is whatever's open, yep, here for that too. Enterprise, we're here for it. Oh my God, I forgot to tell you my update on

one of the other things I can cross off from my list. rihanna just announced she's doing a song in the smurfs movie it's not even a new song no but i knew someone said to me they said oh my god it's not bluey but this first are blue like you really got this you nailed this down i knew it you did get it i got the color of the cartoon even yeah you did i did you and i loved her and i loved her in that little um animated movie with the guy from um the big bang theory yeah i like that too i like that movie a lot i did watch this trailer because i never plan on seeing this movie whoa hater smurfs yeah smurfs i like the smurfs but they're taking the smarts out of their smurfed world and i don't like that i don't know what

there's to like no offense about like i don't know any lore of the smurfs like to me that's because it came out i think it came out like in the early 80s and then i was getting the reruns of it and then it's a tv show yeah and then by the time you were a baby like it was like over but they were dolls i mean there were dolls but they were tv based on the show yeah so trolls were dolls and then they made a movie i don't know the iteration i thought it was the same i thought it was i think it was trolls was a doll the trolls also had a tv show too everybody's so creative so there's nothing fucking new no not at all yeah when that book a book too i don't know but it was sean mendes singing as a crocodile i'm pretty sure

that lila crocodile was a book first people keep wondering where tori kelly is they watch an animated children's movie because she is there saying her goddamn fucking ass off she's in all of those yes yeah it was a book okay so again nothing new okay next next we have writer number one would they be wrong to force their roommate to go on a pre-date before inviting someone over 22 said the writer is wrong 78 said the writer is not wrong someone said maybe the friend wanted to get her freak on i don't know i relate more on the roommate as someone who's been on grinder trips in the past i do understand the writer i'm wanting her way to be safe of course especially in today's political climate someone else i feel like grinder is different because it's usually

somebody of the same sex and like there's a different thing where it's a man coming over to a woman's house yeah there's some there's like a you know i mean like even like ability and safety well and also i was gonna say my friends were like when they were going on like grinder hookups or whatever like i'd be like you're not bringing them back here like i'm not like i don't know who this is but also at the same time i'm gonna look through their profile and i'm gonna tell you if you're gonna go there or not because if they give me bad vibe i don't want you going i don't want you going there either but like you can you can gauge if you're like around the same like build the same size or whatever that is like there is a level of like

you can do that kind of like risk uh assessment and you can have like a more a better estimate of of that um but like i think in general i don't know i also think straight guys in general don't portray themselves accurately and so i think that like you know a lot of times grinders like not being a face pick so you're like okay i can at least see your body i can see how tall you are like there are these things there's like just kind of cut and dry yeah cut and dry versus like men it's like you can show up and be like 75 pounds heavier and like you're gonna physically overpower me really easily and so i think there's just like a a level of like not being as transparent on like traditionally quote-unquote straight dating apps because they're it's not as hookup

driven even though it is you know i mean it's not like as explicitly and hinge itself is like less hookup driven than if they were on yeah you did more manipulative men that's the issue yeah someone said i voted that the writer's wrong but i definitely feel like it's more nuanced than that obviously i think it's important to feel comfortable in your home so i get the writer's point of view but at the same time i think of all the roommates would bring people home from bars for hookups and it wasn't a big deal like i don't see a difference between a one-night stand and the party especially at the party there would at least be more people around if the guy's a weirdo i once had a roommate who had some random guys over for drinks and gave them a passcode to

get in our front door and that pissed me off especially because we live in a super rural area at the time but mostly i think the party is going to have randoms at regardless so why have a so why not have a random from a dating app meeting someone at a bar that's the pre-date that's exactly what the um that the writer was talking about you've talked to this person you're not just which some people have done but like you're not just pointing at somebody and like let's go back to my place you're talking to this person and there's a vibe and you've kind of you've pre-vetted them so it's that's not the same scenario that's exactly what i was gonna say because like there is a big difference between this person is in my safe place how do i get them out if i don't feel

safe versus like that can always happen like it can uh it can shift it can be totally safe and then be unsafe and you have to deal with that but inviting someone over before having done any of like any of that aspect of it that to me is like oh i can know within the first first five seconds if this is not it and now i have to be like how do i get you out of my house yep and like how do i do how do i do that and like that to me it's again it's different than different than a one-night stand and also there's a level of like again unfortunately there's a level of like expectation that men have in general on a dating app when they feel like they've been oh like that to me i'm like you're just opening it up for someone who is thinking like that fucking fucking guy

from the other party the other uh the other episode where they hooked up with a girl and then she wasn't into it and hooked up with someone else and he's like upset and like living and crying i'm like guys can get like really fucking intense about something that they feel like even if they have no relationship there they can really create that and like i've just like interact i just yeah i've just had some very creep like weird guys on dating apps who feel that they are the relationship is a lot more meaningful or deeper in that and then letting them into your private space when you could usually tell from the first fucking five minutes if it's a yes or a no now you've figured out how to get them out of your home right someone said i say it depends on the

reason for the pre-date. That's fair. The general idea of people inviting Tinder dates into their home has always stressed me out. Being a one-night-stand girl or inviting a date over to my home is literally never a thing I would do, especially if I had a roommate. Someone else said force is the key word here. True. Writer's roommate should definitely not give strangers their address, but Megan is right. Their vetting process probably sucks, so two pre-dates. I feel like two is hopefully enough to suss out the creeps. I voted that the writer is wrong with the follow-up qualifier. If it's a rager, then the writer's wrong. If it's a kickback, then the writer is not wrong i'm also kind of confused about the writer's comment implying that the

hinge date would be over multiple nights in a row when they said people wouldn't be over the next night that seemed excessive even for a vetted hinge date but maybe i misunderstood that part my brain is so fried due to current events also not sure if the phrase kickback is even used anymore but i don't have any need to look up more modern verbiage i was gonna say it was kickback what you used as a term no i wondered if it's regional i mean i i'm familiar with it's not something i personally use but it was used in a timeline or do you think it's more regional no it's used i just don't i don't like the term okay because like i'm like yeah kickback um what they meant by i think there was a misunderstanding the person was saying there's

going to be a lot of people over our house for the party but then the next day what if he shows up and like the there's not a lot of people there that's what they meant by that yeah someone said writer is not wrong for bad vibes but pre-date doesn't like the best option yeah yeah i'd never invite someone over for the first date because they shouldn't have my address before i've even been able to assess whether they're creepy at all the one time i let a first date drive me home i had him drop me off a few houses down and it was fine but i decided to never do that again yeah because they can follow you yeah and it's just like it's i don't want to like put any responsibility on like oh like women are we're responsible for keeping ourselves safe because

you can do absolutely everything and like still not be safe like it's we shouldn't have to do any of this um but it is one of those things that like we are allowed to make decisions for our own safety when it affects just us and like people might judge that people might think it's a good or a bad thing or you know i wouldn't do that or whatever but when you do have roommates or you have anybody else involved in that aspect of it you can't just you can't decide to make decisions that are you can't you can't assume the risk there because it's not just about you it's not just your risk anymore and so it has to be a a agreement um on that stuff but i also think that the solution which i don't think i even said before it's set her up with someone else if

she's got a bad picker you said that yeah like that's just what you invest all the time in that that's it for that one going on vacation we're here for it with kids who turn the backseat into a courtroom drama over whose tablet is louder whose charger is faster and why watching the same cartoon for the hundredth time is a human right yep we totally have vehicles to handle that because whether it's a road trip or a business trip where your flight's delayed your phone's at two percent and your dinner is whatever is open yeah here for that too enterprise we're here for it so next we have writer number two would it be wrong to tell their classmate they don't have

friendship and i love everybody was on the same campus um 34 said the writer is wrong 66 said the writer is not wrong to clarify nobody thinks that they should say this we'll get through we'll talk i just want to make sure that the writer doesn't hear this and go all clear i mean i'm not 100 sold they shouldn't no i said it's just that's on the first step someone said not wrong with intention but i think the method of delivery could be wrong depending on how they do it yep another person said the sentiment no in those words absolutely wrong but bold wrong but i respect it another person said not wrong in the sentiment but deaf wrong if she were to say it as bluntly as that someone else said this would be so

mean lol megan and melissa's advice is excellent stop responding stop responding frequently and keep it class related or introduce them to your enemy introduce them to your enemy and say enemy has something in common with them that's like a very that's like everyone's playing checkers you're playing chess like that's a good one but i like how you started it that this person started with this is so mean and then it says something diabolical well that's the part that's crazy because all of us are basically being like oh my god this person sounds the worst i totally get you you have to be a little bit nicer though you don't have to be friends with them god no no no no no but like let's find a way to ghost them slightly nicer and like it's not even leaps and bounds

nicer it's just like marginally nicer someone else said i think your suggestion of just being short taking forever to reply not answering is the way to go another person said i agree that she shouldn't come out and say it but slowly force the relationship in a classmate way another person said hmm i agree with you two here but can't vote that the writer's right because the way they wanted to do it was not it if they like write back and say so i just did it like that i'll die i still want to hear it though oh all right then we have my wrong of the week and i i would like to say daily mail was a little diabolical for the photos because i i searched

for this one the one that daily mail was using she was picking her nose and i was like stop stop making that is so awful like stop making fart girl her photos with your fucking a high reds camera is her picking her nose like let her have one single like she made her bodily functions public to at least more than one person don't make it for the rest of us but also if they have a photo of her picking her nose that means she posted a photo of her no no it's them outside the courthouse wasa okay well she knew the cameras were on her i know that's the choice she made it is getting confusing she probably did it on she probably did it on purpose she is making eye contact with her finger yeah she's doing it on purpose this woman loves her playing with a hole

in her body in some type of way on that note 92 said she was wrong eight percent said she wasn't wrong this is another one people are like i'm so sorry i think i voted wrong someone said wait i voted wrong because i'm only remembering the farts which i find hilarious but then i remember there's child custody involved so they're wrong that's fair it's fair i do kind of want to see the videos though it just sounds too funny not to you sound like somebody that like to watch two girls one cup no don't put that on them this is what i understand is that like we talked about before i need to understand the composition of the videos like what and this can't be a flattering angle and like is the goal for it to be as gross as possible or you like i still want to look kind

of cute like because they felt like don't you want her to be jealous of you and like i don't know how good is your bear like do you bleach your asshole before this like i have so many questions all right my wrong of the week ice baiting content 97 said baiting is wrong three percent said baiting is not wrong someone said it's even more frustrating with things like this because these people truly see nothing wrong with what's what they're doing anyone who actually cares about what's going on with these raids would know enough to not put any more targets on people's backs and would know how completely dehumanizing this is someone said pinche payaso this is the first time i'm hearing about this trend if you can even call it that and it's fucking disgusting and he's

putting possible undocumented latinos at risk like what in the actual fuck is wrong with you fucking gringo pendejo que chinga sumadre yep cosign that oh there was more sorry like the people around him think it's some dumb white man doing a tiktok which he is but the stupidest reason and because of him i feel like ice will target those areas looking for undocumented people and from experiencing ice take family members away is the most traumatizing thing to ever witness and there's also now happening uh is they're taking indigenous people and demanding united states state birth certificates and not tribal documents and saying that those are not enough and like you what do you fucking mean yeah and like

specifically like you know like you you can't get more american than indigenous to this land like it's just it's so it's so yeah it's just it's it's fucking wild and you know what the next step in that is camps and not in the fun way this video from uh becca davis becca day she makes great content love her she's also being sued with lillian she's she's in that she's in that group um but she makes fantastic comments that content she does like really great like breakdowns of stuff she's like done she did a whole deep dive on like elon musk's like whole family and like all the origin stuff like she's she's really good at what she does um and she made a video um about she said that she's like i'm probably the last one

to put this together but like talking about during the campaign when trump is talking about like oh they're taking immigrants are taking black jobs they're taking black jobs and then she's like i'm having this realization that they're being like let's just do slavery here again in this different iteration and context and she was like i'm probably the last person to figure this out but she was like that is because if you're like the part that he's not talking about like he's specifically viewing in his words not his words because i won't would ever use his words in his mind my migrants are are working in agriculture they're working in the field and he goes no we'll just we'll just we'll just put slavery back in there right yeah and she was like holy fucking

shit but also saying that those are the only type of jobs that black people have too well and but the same time as like tearing down dei making it be like no we want to make sure that the only job you can have is this and it's like yep it's all connected exactly it's all tied together but she makes great content if anyone wants to watch her i really enjoy her my predictions are just coming true left right and center someone did say like miley and beyonce have a song on cowboy carter does that count and i was like no no that was the whole that was me saying i need them to do something right we're getting closer because if anyone's seeing was it stand up to cancer yeah so stand up to cancer if anyone's seen the way that those photos could

be the cover of so many fanfics like the the way that miley cyrus is just in enamored with she loves her to death as soon as we all saw them sing together so those photos everybody since those photos came out said we need to do it i need them singing together the thing is is like after i don't know if you've seen the like miley was doing like a room tour or something but beyonce like gifted her a few things too and like they've been friends and i think that um beyonce has like took miley under her wing at certain points and and she has really respect like she's she was i would say that like beyonce probably one of the first big artists that wasn't like dolly parton to like validate my lane the music and like she's been a big supporter for

a long time so it has been a long time coming for them to do this again together because their voices also just sound impeccable together like they've got such great tones yeah um and so it being on the list is i need i need them there they don't have to wear the standard cancer shirts again they don't have to do that but i do need them in this i need them in the same room with microphones together what is hilarious about that is that beyonce was filming cadillac records at the same time and so is that why the hair that's why she literally left set with her wig on where she was playing um edda james i always wondered i was like we didn't see this i we there's not a lot of red carpets with this but no no she literally left set

yeah that makes so much sense that is funny that that checks out i've always wondered that part i was like damn we're really going for politician's wife in there and then we never saw and then yeah it's not again it's what she has on that's what it's for records um so uh but yeah and then people were showing that clip from hannah montana where miley is like well it was um hannah or well her show's my her name's milan the show right milie is um is like pretending to accept an award at the grammys and says i can't believe that i'm nominated in the same category as beyonce yeah she loves beyonce and beyonce loves her which is so weird because all of us love beyonce beyonce doesn't know all of us she knows you cousin doesn't know us but like god

i yeah so that's i i'm just hoping i'm hoping for a live maybe they'll do it when they're here i shit myself it's on school a school night which is good all of them are on the weekday which is good for us not so much for other people do you have a city credit card does anyone no i don't have one a long time ago and i don't have it i don't know if it's still it might i might check it i should check and see but i had one at one point but i don't have one now but i'm part of the beehive one so you're getting that pre-sale huh okay i'm stressed i know but i am i might have to have you log in because i'm directing an audio seven o'clock in the morning okay no i will stay up all night like it is actually

not an option for me not to go yeah me either but i do think it's gonna be a vegas residency i will i would fucking die if there is one i'm gonna get tickets for my mom oh that's so fun yeah because she loves it but like it's never i mean the kansas one is close because it's only two and a half hours but there's not a can this is just like bigger cities plus vegas which is a big city but there's no vegas dates gotta know i saw someone who was like like literally crashing out on their tiktok being like what do i do because the closest beyonce date to me is the week before my wedding and i have to go i saw and she was like it's another one do i cancel my wedding she's uh due the week that she's wearing she's like i she lifts up her shirt is like what

the fuck i would be so mad i would be like yeah i'm baby you gotta stay in thank you for joining us for see you next tuesday we will see you on tomorrow wednesday because you're just catching up on old episodes or re-listening to episodes thursday we've got don't blame me friday we've got fisting friday monday but am i wrong and tuesday back here for see you next tuesday which you can watch on spotify if you haven't been watching watch we're beautiful we're gorgeous were fun beehive is wasn't

it wasn't I just kept listening to it over and over and over again she was in so much shock she forgot that Blue said no interviews and she said suddenly I'm giving an interview and she was like here's my excitement

it was bubbling over it was just the best it was like he turned something on in her because she kept going and he said the beehive is buzzing and she was like yeah oh my god I fucking love it

okay we will see you next Tuesday this is a sister sign production hosted by me Megan Rinks and me Melissa D. Montz plus Diamond Imprint Productions