Don't Blame Me! - SYNT: GO VOTE (Also Results - Ignoring Your Co-Worker)

Episode Date: November 5, 2024

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melissa i want to see it so bad i'm seeing it on christmas you can come join me in one moment i pick do you mean thanksgiving yes that's what i meant okay i woke up at 3 30 this morning um for no reason a.m a.m okay because off my we were talking about how i accidentally took a nap till 3 30 p.m yes so you were at 3 30 a.m and i had to be up at 6 30 wow that is like really great timing uh-huh so i think i fell asleep maybe around 5 30 chic chic yeah so i'm not doing great i've directed two audiobooks today i still have to say you've been in my thoughts for that specifically um i still have to send in notes that i'm still doing it's been it's gonna to be a rough week i'll just say that well we're in the thick of it together i i see you you see me

and we can struggle we can struggle on through it together i'm so glad that they can't see the video version of us right now i look unwell as do i you don't my skin looks great no that's what i was gonna say my period should start today glowing like there might be like a we both have like the downward twinkle in our eye like like being like the the kind of twinkle in your eye that has a stranger going is everything all right but your skin is glowing it does it is but also i also have this um orange light on my face too so that oh so you're cheating is what you're telling me it looks good though regardless yeah i look i look sick um it's monday we're recording this on monday so this is a quick turnaround it is oh don't look at my i'm so glad they can't see the video

what were you telling me not to look at my closet full of my messy clothes because i didn't shut it because i can't shut it it's me yes it's just you i guess we'll read the results of last week's episode and by last week's you know what we mean because we don't actually mean last week the last time yeah words are subjective in their meanings and we trust that you are all adults who understand diana did send a message saying i was confused i haven't listened to today's episode yet and i said this is from a couple weeks ago but also diana but also it wasn't monday for us yet so it still wouldn't have made sense true true true true true i have a friend that wants to move there let me know your thoughts diana to the zeal i would love to move there too

i might be going along well you can't leave me so i know i guess we're all gone diana hope you got a guest room we're fucking moving in baby i'm i i can't even stress how much i need wicked like in my bones like oh yeah we were talking about that yeah you can come with us on thanksgiving day since we are having dinner there we have who is wrong for episode 121 i believe i'm up first you are this is a great still image i had i had my pick of like what i wanted and i was like this is i this is my favorite sketch that she did and it's one of my favorites of all time now and i love if you haven't seen celine dion's actual one for the nfl please do because they didn't really exaggerate

at all no and i think it was like a 48 hour turnaround like it was very soon after because i asked mons i was like have you seen this original one and mons is like i'm sure it's from like years ago like i don't know what it is but we looked back and then it like showed up my for you page and i was like this came out like 48 hours before hers and he was like wait that's impressive so melissa thinks ariana grande or grandi depending on how she likes to pronounce it today is the greatest actress of our generation 39 said i was wrong 61 said i was not wrong and fair fair it's fair it was a bold statement it was a bold statement and you know you know you might not even agree with it to that you might change your mind yeah but that's what

this show's for sometimes i just go hot with the hot takes exactly it's like that phrase like strong opinions loosely held someone said i voted melissa wrong i don't think she's the greatest but i don't know who would be however the whole memory memorizing everything because she can't see a single thing it's extremely impressive it's wildly impressive gail said i see ari and raise you stephanie shu she was in everything everywhere all at once and has also been on broadway she's my idol and every time i'm unsure of an acting choice i think what would stephanie do ariana is amazing but i don't know if she's on the same level stephanie's great she's actually a friend of a friend so you know i'm like one degree away um and i think she's i haven't seen her anything

broadway i've seen her in everything everywhere all at once i think she did a phenomenal job also gail i didn't know you were an actress i know gail you're just surprising us all the time wasn't gail in a wasn't gail just in a play oh yeah we're both lacking sleep but i think that might be correct i know i'm like i don't i feel like there was a conversation i think we did talk about that yeah i think we did apologies it's okay gail people's the last man of the time are you still like do you think you're gonna keep pursuing acting like or like do you think you'll ever get back to that i'm like uh kindly shut the fuck up you're auditioning yeah i was like she never stopped she's just currently not booking right but to be fair if you're nicole kidman

you're also not really booking right now either so unless it's a commercial for the movie theater oh yeah hey i do it um someone said arianda grande butera what's her other last name our favorite meatball she calls herself that literally love this woman a little too much i have her tatted on my arm not surprising another person said throughout all this promotion of wicked it has helped me hop back on the ariana stan train i don't know what actually made me fall off but outside of her extreme talent seeing how she has protected the legacy of mac miller even to the point of taking his dog in and the way that people talk about her makes me love her even more she deserves all her flowers i wouldn't go that far well i'm gonna tell you the reason why you probably

hopped off was the donut incident that was far that was a long time ago which you had to remind me of i was like did that happen during the pandemic you're like no it was before that no no no so because here's the thing like the same way that i'll say like leah michelle is incredibly talented am i gonna get up here and say she seemed like a total sweetheart no but she's incredibly talented and i think that we can appreciate people and like call them incredibly talented without being like they're the greatest nicest kindest person or whatever because those aren't mutually exclusive so like i also don't need i don't need my divas that includes whitney ariana uh if you want to extend beyond just the vocal universe uh naomi campbell kate moss i don't

need my divas to be kind warm and sweet i need them to serve kind i need them to be divas and also a prerequisite of being diva is i do need you to be a bitch and either you turn it on and you turn it off or you turn like mariah carey mariah carey turns it on and turns it off yeah and if you don't ever turn it off if you have the talent to match that's also fine with me oh when we talked about the donut thing also after all this happened i went back and watched her first time on snl and they all they actually brought up the donut stuff it was in there so Oh, I need to watch it again. She wasn't running away.

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You've got questions. We've got ancestors. Search free until August 31st. Visit Ancestry.ca for details. Terms apply. Megan says hot people shouldn't have certain jobs. 19% said I was wrong. 81% said Megan's not wrong. Pictured is Dr. Darian. And you and I recently found out in this deep dive of Dr. Darian when trying to pick the picture that I was like, what's a great one to represent how hot he is? Found out that not only does he have a twin brother, his twin brother is also hot and his twin brother's a gynecologist.

and i was like your family is just like whatever someone said sitting and talking about my insecurities to my therapist who just no can't relate sad face yep yep yep a thousand a hundred percent agree i am too hot so i shouldn't have any jobs i should get paid for existing i guess i was obsessed with that one i was like i screenshot that yesterday and i was like this is so fucking funny i want to print it out and put it on the wall me too i was like this is this has to make a main grid post um as mad as i think this will make people make some people i one zillion percent agree i feel like i can rationalize having a hot doctor because in reality i don't have a chance to date my doctor so i might as well get comfortable with being fully honest and

myself around someone who i think is hot and maybe i'll find a girlfriend that way but i already don't cry in therapy and i have a hard time disclosing so if my therapist was hot that would literally be the end of it yep this made me laugh had a hot optometrist and it was hella distracting because he was so fine and i kept forgetting to pay attention and the dude made it worse by fucking complimenting me and touching my fucking thigh like bro stop why was he touching thighs i know and i'm like i think he was coming on you i'm never seeing him again and no he wasn't middle if anyone else uh is on the patreon you know who this is then i also forgot to buy my glasses that day for how distracted i was i literally had to text our georgia patreon member about it free

we have two that was before i was they did parentheses oh and they said that was before i was in a relationship no but i mean as far as our representatives no i know but they named they said i understand but they should do one of yeah one of and also i want to say bring is a little more suburban yeah okay so georgia but they didn't specify atlanta oh true you're right you're right you're right someone else said okay but wrong because the possibility of your dentist or doctor whoever being insanely hot makes those things less scary and potentially can turn a horrible experience into a decent one just from running into an insanely hot person who works there see that is where we like fully fully differ mostly because like my experience with having

and like it's not even a doctor that i'm like this is the hottest person i've ever seen but like if you're just a little bit too hot for your profession like my cardiologist like i just think that like i prefer my pulmonologist who i love but he is like a very kind older man and not like a young man showing up with like absolutely a crispy fresh jordans and then i'm like you're actually having to take my heart right here and now this is feeling weird because your heart is yeah and i'm like in there and you know for a fact also the i think for me it's also the ego paired with doctors because like ugly doctors already have the ego then you're gonna give a hot person more of an ego and again this applies to men hot women are allowed to do whatever they

want but like this i was just like i could have seen this man being like it's just i don't think you've got a heart problem i think it's i think you're just excited to see like i'm like shut the fuck up he didn't say that but i could see him saying that because i'm just starting rumors writer number one are they wrong for not wanting to talk to their co-worker five percent said the writer is wrong 95 said the writer is not wrong i'm still trying to figure out where i fall as a queer person who grew up religious and things like this always make me feel off. Coming from a religious background and specifically Christianity, a big thing they push, of course, is discipleship and trying to get people into the church. For most people, I know this is

completely harmless, but a lot of people do it aggressively and unnecessarily. The writer definitely would not be wrong for not talking to this coworker anymore. If I was in this position, I would feel very uncomfortable. If he tries to bring it up again, I would, as politely as I could, let them know that I have no interest in going to church or anything to do with religion. If it still continues, then I'm taking it straight to HR. Then we brought in number two. Would they be wrong for, sorry, this is a typo for everyone. I don't have my meds. Would they be wrong for leaving their best friend out of vacation plans? Who is wrong? 12% said the writer is wrong and 88 said the writer is not wrong people like the writer's best friend always frustrate me as

someone who has an extremely hard time asking and receiving help from others when i do get that help i'm extremely appreciative and i make sure that i show that in whatever way possible at this point it seems like whatever their friend expects it seems like their friend expects this behavior from the people around them because they've been they have been enabled to not inviting them on this vacation would be an eye-opener that they hopefully need to get their act together and stop mooching off the people around them i consider myself to be an extremely generous person anything i give away even if i would like it to be returned i know it's never a guarantee but even with that once i notice someone constantly being on the receiving end of my generosity and that it's not

being reciprocated back in any form then i know it's time to stop i like this one i sneezed hard as fuck might have voted wrong maybe eminem are right friend has to pay you back for the last one first yep yep yep that's it for that one and then wrong of the week people that think meteorologists control the weather 96 said these people are wrong four percent said these people are not wrong someone four percent did have they said i think i voted wrong i really hope that i didn't they did vote wrong but it's 11 people it's 11 people usually i don't like to call out people when i have opposing jennifer i know yours was an accident we can tell like certain people who we know she also hates when i call her that first of all sarah sarah we knew that was an accident

i don't even think sarah realized oh my god and also sarah's bio i probably need a nap yeah because you voted wrong and i would say sarah's gonna hear this and go shut the fuck up i did someone said they are not just wrong they actually are insane and need to seek help so Then we have mine. Election tampers. Who is wrong? 99% said election tampering is wrong. 1% said election tampering is not wrong.

And to note, three out of those four votes also voted that it's not wrong for people to think that meteorologists control the weather. Back to back, I'm going to say those were intentional. Those ones, at least. Okay. So let me see if anyone else. That's terrifying. the hypocrisy of accusing people of reading the election and then tampering with ballots is ridiculous it doesn't go unnoticed that the right always accuses the left of the very things

they are doing yeah i saw this hilarious um and by hilarious i mean like the ha ha ha i hate it here uh video of i think it was don lemon who that man has not gone up off of the streets that man is no he's been in the street he has been in the streets sidewalks the alleyway he has been pedestrian crossways in the in the thick of the traffic he has not stepped his foot inside of his home all month like or off these people's necks no no he is there mic foot on the neck hand microphone in their face saying explain that to me say that to me with his phone in hand saying let me google actually he doesn't google he talks into his phone and then has his little searches and then reads it aloud to you but he had one basically about like

um sounding one of like trump's like someone being like i don't want to vote for um kamala because of her well of course they said um kamala and then he goes kamala and they're i don't want to vote for her because of her uh her position of the the transgenders in the prisons and he was like oh that's so funny by the way that's actually trump's policy and he's literally he's paying for an election ad saying that she did that and it's his you can see that that's his policy anyways um someone said who the fuck are the three percent we have them on record um and that's a great question i truly don't think i've ever been so anxious about an election before i've no doubt in my mind that if the election can be done in a fair and legal way that kamala will win but the

things that i've been seeing from up until now until the election really showed me how evil people can be just like everyone makes sure that your votes i mean the stuff that i've been seeing about people specifically in Cobb County alone 3,000 people didn't get their um absentee ballots and so like there are people who like when they have the means they're like like people who like live in New York who live in a like live all over are just like flying back home to vote because and I was like of all the places I was like of all the places Cobb County huh okay that feels a little like it's like similar like any place and if i i mean again i don't think anyone's listening this is their first election but they're like certain counties that even if you're not from there you

will know because they will be hot button topics of like votes being really close or when i do recounts or any of that kind of stuff and like that's been cobb county since years but the whole time i've been voting yeah so it's feeling very contentious did you see the um pennsylvania i don't know what his position is but some man in pennsylvania got up today and was like if y'all think that you're gonna come interfere with our elections f around and find out he said this on television up around f around and find out some old white man i said okay okay okay well yeah i'm not gonna fuck around because i don't want to find out no i don't want to find he was like if you come up here getting in people's faces doing anything we've got the gels open we've got people

on the streets f around to find out i've got time motherfuckers i have nothing but time for you Fuckers. I'll send it to you because it is good. That's wild. Ugh. Hear that? It's your money calling. It wants a promotion.

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Well, so we're going to Colorado. We're technically going to Colorado twice. Right. We're going. In a couple weeks. Yeah, when the Sabrina Carpenter concert is. Not for Sabrina Carpenter. i'm going when sabrina carpenter is here and i don't want to talk about that part um but uh then

we're also going obviously for christmas christmas so i'm like i have to get my christmas decorating done early because we won't be able to enjoy it for as long and we took down all of our halloween decorations i got some christmas we like got some christmas stuff at like you know we do the rotation of the stores and now when we're gonna wait until we actually decorate everything and then maybe get some additional or some more that we want or whatever but we did go to home goods and i have to say unless you know what you want home goods is like a really dangerous place because i will never go into a home goods it's so overwhelming and there's just so many things and so much like well what do you want i was like i i like as soon as i'm here like they have full

size human size nutcrackers and i go unfortunately now i think you should get two you need one on ice each side of the door i know but i'm like i need to come here with a fucking tape measure and a plan because like the way that i'm gonna start buying for a home that i have in calabasas with like just all the room i don't have that so um but i got a really cute um little mug that i'll show you a picture of let me find it i think you'll like it it's very pink christmas right now okay it doesn't have the lid but there's like a little lid that finishes the top of the tree oh that's not cute that is cute yeah that's from world market so not home goods no i didn't buy anything from home goods i'm gonna finish putting up we'll put up the decorations and then

then i'll decide i opened up our instagram account and i will say the food that we get not looking as good so it's usually it's about 80 is great yeah right now i open and there were two things one of them instantly made my stomach curl and i want to say white people don't make asian food no eight i don't know why diabolical we need that i don't know why this woman thought that she needed to update crispy rice salmon she called it crispy rice salmon cucumber salad with creamy asian dressing and the rice is not like crispy it's like burnt and it looks absolutely disgusting yeah anytime that white people make asian food and they say creamy i know for a fact you're using fucking hellman's mayonnaise and not kewpie mayo and that in itself done like fucking

done um and then the next one is i see it right here it's we are at the same feed right now that never happens look under that if it's the same thing a cranberry jalapeno chicken salad this you probably think that looks good okay melissa first of all i like tuna salad i don't like chicken salad but that pecan pie cheesecake underneath it looks i was about to say we keep going the baked goods they look good it's the food it's the paula dean effect just don't do Don't do the others Oh yeah except then there's a half baked harvest And she can't cook to save her life

That's all an illusion Ew Oh pine cone truffles That looks good It looks a little too They're too big though They're little Because like truffles to me

They're so decadent I wouldn't be able to eat that whole thing I don't think you're supposed to Also I need people to take jewelry off This is literally made for the internet Yeah take your rings off When you're making food That's

Yeah Fucking disgusting whipped borson pepper jelly party dip so to me that sounds like white people food and i think that's very white and but it's very white to me borson isn't that like a german i don't know what it is but like when you give me like a whipped cheese i go not for me but i'm glad we're staying in our lane pepper jelly dip yeah no that's a hard fucking pass for me also some of the names of these accounts like what whatever happened to just like something your name or chef your name yeah not palpable the paddle palatable life i don't even know how to say the palpable like

palpable tension palatable it's not palatable i can't say it looks like palatable life yesterday i went to an actor showcase and afterwards you know those things are long because they're showcasing a lot of actors and they're like we're gonna have food so i was thinking it was gonna be something like these nasty dips why did they have cornbread fried chicken shut the fuck up i wish i went yeah it was good i was like this is how you feed people no that's that's how you feed people when they have to watch an actor show yes because like you're there with love you're there to support your loved one yes why you're there and like don't give me like little finger food appetizers like i'm actually putting in work and i like need

you to repay me in kind like please hours i'm starving i kept going i shouldn't i should have stopped are you the sticky toffee pudding i'm at the cranberry whipped feta dip no no whipped i need people to stop whipping cheese i need that to be stopped especially like pre-existing creamy cheese i don't need to know what texture you smush your soft cheeses into i don't need to know anything about your preference of soft cheese soft cheeses to me are already like a little dicey whoa salsa verde lentils oh i see it reminded me i have soup today key lime pie dip i need okay i'm done i need to stop this shit is disgusting also you should only be eating key lime pie in the in a pie but also in the summertime that's when the actual key

limes if you're making it now it's not key lime no it's just lime and they don't taste the same unfortunately i did refresh the home feed and now i'm at um snickers candy salad let's see if i'll get it no the first thing i got was a chili peanut noodle the only reason why i even know what this is is i had a 17 magazine show way back in the day and i don't even remember i think it was like a i think it was the fridge show um and it would be like fridge show like it was on tvs on refrigerators no no it was it was before that uh that fridge got popular um no it was called like what's in my fridge and i think like the premise was supposed to be like people write in and say what's in their fridge and i like make something from it but you know it's movie magic um but like

one of the things was like they're like okay you're gonna make like a snickers candy salad and i was like what the fuck is like i was like that's a southern delicacy no yeah and so i one of their um guys that worked on the show that's where he was from and he was like wait you have no idea what this is and so like he was having to feed me lines and they were so like just come organically from me and i was like they know i'm from california west coast everyone's gonna be like she has no idea what this is like this is a fucking lie but it was like the first time ever and then i kept i would like have people come and try it in my face the whole time i was like looking at them like inquisitively being like so do you think that tastes good it's just sweet

stuff you don't like sweets so i don't it's also just not like the right texture thing for me like i don't like um i don't like that it's just too soft and then like apples aren't crunchy enough to like cut any of that um and then when they said sometimes people put like either like a pineapple or some other like canned fruit in it i was like i'm so out i'm sorry i don't want anything festering in its own juices i don't even like baths anyways that's not the juices i was referring to stop it you're disgusting i am i just wrote a ghost fucking story i need a writing sample i wrote that today too on top of everything else i did well i'm excited for the people to read that sample yeah i know i did two other samples last week so you know the stories are just yeah

it was a ghost is ghost and a witch i watched cool casper on halloween it was nasty how do we make this for the adults oh god the first one hillary duff's daughter was a witch for halloween and like she looked exactly like hillary did and casper everybody was like oh my god she's your twin like this is crazy and i was like oh my god so cute yeah well i was like maybe this was my awakening for wanting to fuck a ghost you've never even seen it have you no but i'm gonna tell you right now i was i was a youngin when i saw casper and wendy that was my that was like my casper movie and i thought he was so cute it's only came out two years later it wasn't even that it was like i think it was just the hillary duff of it because i'm young i didn't know i mean

you weren't i know like yeah this these were both like you were babies when they came out but they were only a couple years apart but they did keep the um young young people um should have a be attracted to casper at the end of the movie so like i don't think you're crazy for that because even my casper did have a you know a little bit of he had a swaggy air to his undead ghostly self well in the first one he goes into his human form yeah isn't he like uh one of those heartthrobs from that time like one of the hansen boys it's not enhancing jonathan whatever something something not jtt joey hotel good god come on give me some more credit than that i'm just trying to come up with people's names from that time period neil patrick harris he was not from that time period

i don't know he was a child actor devin sawa oh yeah i'm sure i've heard of that name he was one of the floppy haired blonde boys so yeah well i what i do like about that era when like people do like throwbacks to childhood crushes is these boys had hair and like I appreciate men with hair and I'm like I love that like there's a time in your life where you might inevitably go bald and I think like when you can have it grow it show it right let it flow right now for a limited time everyone's part of the Buick team even you Buick's employee pricing for you event is on now get a purchase credit of up to three thousand one hundred and sixty eight dollars on a 2026 buick envision surround yourself with signature buick refinement from an available

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Visit ancestry.ca for details. Terms apply. I guess this would be the time also to talk about Kamala on SNL. I adored it. and I love the TikTok of being like we are not the same person and like the laugh was so like when they were both just like everyone's applauding and they're both like doing the laugh at each other and then it like just erupts into like a very organic genuine laugh and then they just can't stop laughing and I was like sisters this was sisterhood it was so beautiful

I loved it um can we talk about um I also loved the Timothee Chalamet uh lookalike contest and um miss scientology miss norcal bay area scientology she made a tiktok talking about how she met um in her timothy chalamet outfit and she was like i was so embarrassed and i was like i'd be a little bit more embarrassed about being a scientologist so like i would maybe switch your priorities but you know it's just crazy it's so crazy i think it's even more embarrassing to be a scientologist when you don't live in la and like it's already embarrassing to be a scientologist but like you don't even live she she lives in new york now but like you didn't grow up here what's the privilege of that that's what i'm saying like it's like i get you're on snl

now but like i'm just shocked that there were scientologists in norco we are not the same person do you see kelly clarkson's halloween costume nope did you see that janelle monae and heidi Heidi Klum, both were E.T.? I did. Oh, my God, Kelly Clarkson, I don't follow you. I'm so sorry. I'm following you right now, girl. I'm showing you.

She did Beetlejuice, Melissa. Why does she look so much like Beetlejuice? I was like, Kelly, that can't be you. It's Kelly. Look at this one. Get that off the screen. I know. I'm sorry, but daytime talk show hosts, when you, they go full out with those fucking costumes.

When you've got that budget, you've got that money. it's like them and tricia paytas who are just going all out for these goddamn costumes doing sit down interviews discussing every topic but i love it and uh lady gaga has a new song which i'm really enjoying i don't know if it's from the movie that apparently is already out and gone was it came out and it went back in people were showing like they were going to buy tickets to it like opening day one or two people there no it in my life math and i like there was not a point where and we like look at movie show times all the time it like was released on like i don't know a friday by the time the next friday came out it was don't you there no it was no

longer really playing anywhere nope but i like the song so i don't know if it's from that but it's a good song it's not a musical song I don't know what you're talking about well no it's an original song but I don't know if she like released it in tandem did you hear her song with Bruno Mars wait deluxe album

of her late of Kelly's Christmas I thought you were still talking about Lady Gaga no no no Christmas Day When Christmas Comes Around Again is out now I'll have to download that me fucking too as we close this out I want to give a shout out to g d g h g y w asterisk and they left us a one-star review on apple and it's in all caps it

says stop saying bad word it is very bad and then the angry face with like the cuss words across it and then angry mad face is red because i want to listen to this podcast but i can't listen to it because it has bad word okay so is it bitch is it cunt is it fuck is it bit is it loser is it motherfucker is it god is it god damn which which one of those bastard slut whore trollop hussy loose woman flaccid penis ejaculation which of those words keep going keep going um um semen pre-com um um superman not a hoe um um backshot um squirt queef fart shit shart asshole anus um areola let me know which one it is and we will do our very best maybe it's just me being horny yeah horny oh yeah what if it's that one

horny horny horny oh well thank you so much i absolutely love that everyone please leave reviews let us know which is your favorite of the bad word just bad word what is your favorite bad word of the bad word that we release of all of our episodes we have lots of words that we say and there's a one that is bad and which one is that bad word as if this show isn't labeled explicit to begin with yeah and also i'm like do you what what are you concerned about right is there children in there and then are you a child and your parents walked in the room and they were like you can't listen to this uh-huh and you're like it's just bad word it's just it's just bad word and they said no bad word turn it off no i put foot down no bad word okay well goodbye

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