Don't Blame Me! - SYNT: Have You Ever Had A Warm Nut In Your Mouth?

Episode Date: April 2, 2024

Hold onto your Stetsons, because Melisa and Meghan are back for another episode of See You Next Tuesday. Get ready for deep dives into celebrity news, wild tangents, and maybe a sprinkle of digital stalking (don't worry, it's all in good fun). This episode is packed with: Movie Magic: The gals brainstorm dream projects for Elizabeth Banks, and Anne Hathaway's press tour takes a hilarious turn. Green Glam: Meghan's latest health kick involves a surprising ingredient (hint: it's not kale!) Sims & Superstars: Margot Robbie hits the big screen in a pixelated adventure, and Meghan makes a power move with her nephew and introduces him to Beyoncé. Truck Talk Tuesdays: Buckle up as Meghan's nephew drops some mind-blowing knowledge about everyone's favorite four-wheeled companions. The Great Nut Debate: Melisa rehashes an age-old question that leaves Meghan speechless. Plus, some light Cowboy Carter prep you can handle! (Recorded hours before the album dropped) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

hey there megan hey there delilah what's it like in new york city not good right now but we'll talk about that later this week eric adams well that too but mostly the punching oh yeah that talk about that on thursday exactly but this is see you next tuesday it is happy tuesday everybody happy happy tuesday happy tuesday you um texted me today that you were here and you had been here for minutes and you want to know how i know how one you have your location share it with me so i checked to see where you were when i tell you that the entire time i was late the only thing that was making my nerves calmed about that or my anxiety dampened was the fact that i was like she's got my location so i'm not she knows i'm how long it's gonna take two when you pulled into my

driveway i got a notification from spectrum that you had connected to the internet yep and then three i was playing monopoly goal and you had stole money from me and you should remember that i told you that as i was as i had pulled in i accidentally thought i was hitting 30 seconds to to skip in my podcast yeah and i hit monopoly and it opened and we're at the end of the season and So I'm sitting this is that happened because there was a I don't know, like a tiny little tractor, like it looked like a construction like truck for ants. And like they had their little handheld stop sign. And I just sit at like two blocks down for like six minutes just waiting.

And so I'm trying to skip ahead on on this podcast. And then I finally get to go. And then at that point, I'm no longer in the podcast app. I am now on my homepage. and i clicked i clicked monopoly and unfortunately because the end of the season um and i've never actually played it uh with my volume on it's now connected to my car and i'm listening to a podcast simultaneously hearing the sound effects of monopoly go and the soundtrack and it's vibrating oh so it's like playing like you're rolling dice on auto it's not rolling dice it's doing the oh

we're done with the season now you're collecting everything it's three minutes straight yes yes i can't get out of it because i'm driving and i'm like oh and it will not stop and i literally pull in here and i'm like i'm waiting waiting for this to be done waiting for this to be done waiting for this to be done and then i did a roll and i stole some money from you yep so there were three like your your digital footprint is all over me like you couldn't sneak up on me because i i that's why I was already waiting at the door because I knew you were here. No, I love that because as I'm stressing out about being late, I'm like, she already knows my location.

I don't have to tell her, hey, I hit some traffic. She can see she hit some traffic. So I have so many things I've written down. I just have two. Go ahead. I saw someone, it was like about a tweet. I think the original tweet was something along the lines of, like I don't I'm not afraid of night time I'm not afraid of the dark I'm just like afraid

of men like we would all be able to enjoy the night so much more and then it's so divulged into a conversation of like what would you be more afraid to see in a dark in it they just come across alone in the dark or not in the dark a man or a bear and overwhelmingly every woman was like a bear like I've got tactics I've got I've got all of these different things I could do and so then i wrote down bears versus man and in writing that down i said maybe that needs to be a tv show yeah where we just put a man and a bear bring back the fucking uh coliseum let's have what i said put them in a ring i don't need to see man versus wild i need to see man versus bear except i don't want to give man that kind of ego i want to see bears versus man yeah i want to see no no no

because the versus the second one is the home place okay so we want we want the other one okay man versus bear and i think gordon ramsey could produce this i also think beat bobby i think bobby flagg could also produce this okay and then i think cocaine bear is the executive producer obviously which means elizabeth banks is and of course elizabeth banks is involved in some campy production involving men being embarrassed and maimed yes i want to see it yeah she she runs the whole thing and directing it yeah i love this yeah let's pitch it to elizabeth banks elizabeth banks call us i have several things for you please big fans of your work yeah i pitched something to megan well i was just telling her about something that me and shireen

has started writing it needs to be finished immediately it's fantastic i want to watch it now like i'm it's it's a cult classic in the making yeah okay what did you what else did you write down okay so um anne hathaway is on press tour for something i guess it's a movie i'm not paying attention is it the the romantic movie yeah do you know the origin of the movie no it's harry styles fanfic they've made oh you did tell me this uh-huh yeah so she's doing the press tour of a lifetime yep um i'm surprised at how much press but the thing is most people are talking about like devil wears prada and not this movie yeah but the main thing that i wanted to talk about is a quote that she said and i don't think there's ever been a more self-aware person that

has ever existed okay she said i think that everybody can agree i have the personality of a vegan she said that during a vanity fair interview um and i looked it up to see if she was vegan and she was years ago and then she's like i need meat so it wasn't so she's not even a vegan right now and she made that comment and i was like yeah you're right you do but like i like you yeah that's nothing against vegans if you're a vegan you know if you're a vegan that listens to the show you know that we're not talking about no there's a certain sect of vegans yes and like sometimes those vegans like anna hathaway don't even practice veganism like it's just like there's a difference between being like i love horses and i'm a horse girl like there's there's

a total difference that's great and um what a wonderful uh self-aware person which makes it abundantly clear why she accepted the role yes in the best oceans movie where she played anne hathaway the insufferable vegan yes she also said this about um the role that she played in white queen what's that of the white queen um she's the queen and get this it was in alice in wonderland queen of hearts the white queen yeah okay let me make sure that i copied that correctly because her face is that why because they paint her white like a card because i have to say the title the white queen is very much giving young pope white queen yeah yeah the white queen in or the movie's called the white queen anne hathaway portrays the white queen renamed

marana of mom something in tim burton's adaption okay yeah okay the red queen is the other one that's okay i just i only knew about the red queen but assume it's i should have assumed that if there's a red one there's a white one there's my phone died why didn't i charge that up um i already forgot that it was gonna die though too um but uh and she the reason why she took the role was because she described her interpretation of the white queen as a punk rock vegan pacifist wow that's some deep character that's some deep character work tim burns just like okay sounds fun yeah so um i like anne hathaway i've never not liked anne hathaway and i think anything that came along where people were trying to hate her it's like why you don't like someone that

looks like they're having a good time and does their job to theater kid energy and she like owns that and acknowledges that but yeah it is like the overexposure of it only happens to women where it's like if they're too famous and too successful and people like them too much then therefore there there must be sinister bad vibes there that it's like oh i have to get ahead of it and hate them and i'm like gina rodriguez is right there i promise you you don't have to hate anne hathaway out of thin air no i promise you that you can find people with like actual sinister bad vibes might i direct you to anyone we've talked about on our podcast like i promise you can you can have an i told you so moment but we do not need to make it out of thin air no no and so you will

never hear me saying a bad thing about anne hathaway unless she does something bad and then i totally but up to now i'm here for it yeah she gives big adult gleek energy and that's something for everybody yeah i mean i think i remember being like she was over thinking she was overexposed to but i just get older and then i go oh i would i would do it too but also like the world just like told me as a woman that i had to hate this other woman and then i went oh okay yeah i hate her and then i got older and i realized like oh i never did hate her i'm supposed to hate her and so i thought oh okay let me sure let me hop on on that and then your brain fully developed and you go what it seemed like it happened mostly after she hosted that

award show with james yuck franco where she he was high i guess that he was on something that whole award show he wasn't prepared she was giving her fucking all and he was doing nothing he was giving absolutely nothing and she like carried it carried the whole thing and people were like she's trying too hard like there's nothing i hate more than using as an insult because like someone people anytime someone gives you a compliment i'm being like usually it's you know if it's a random doctor who's like you're so funny i go thanks i try like i'm trying incredibly hard to be funny like i want to make sure that you know that you're giving me credit for the work i'm putting in i'm not accidentally doing this thing yeah like oh yeah like what do you mean that she

gave a whole variety show for that award and then people were like this was the lowest ratings that they've ever had and it was like probably because people tuned in and saw james franco and this was before any allegations against him had come out it's like they tuned in and saw that he didn't look like he went to one rehearsal no and they're like i can't watch this this is embarrassing yeah he's his he has a smelly personality too and when that's not matched with talent i can't smell past it yeah you're just like oh stank face yeah you know i wonder if lin-manuel miranda has beef with her because why isn't she in any of his productions i don't think they they would go well together no i don't think so either and as i've said before

similar to anne hathaway i think and i have no evidence to prove this except the feeling in my gut i think lin-manuel miranda is also incredibly self-aware but i don't think he's gonna let us know until we know him so i think everything i've said about lin-manuel miranda people are like what if this gets back to him i go i do not think he would i don't think he would care in the slightest i think he would be like yeah sometimes i play characters that have the same vibe as mr shoe and i'm like thank you does he sometimes play like he creates the characters though no i know and i think he enjoys i think he enjoys a character he enjoys portraying a mr shoe like character yeah i think that's a personal choice yeah because there's no way i don't think that

man is talented yeah he's i mean it's not accidentally making those roles like that no no no no no no no no no i think he's very happy with his life without a doubt yeah and i'm very happy for him and i would love him to do more seamless photo shoots similar to the king of queens photo shoots because thank you yeah thank you low camera angle and a little smirk a little quirky smirky face and a little like lynn maywell miranda is the personification of a mustache tattoo like and i think he would agree with that yeah i forgot about those things and then i just remember it three people i know that have them yep and they all are like why now yep understandable next up i have been unknowingly drinking algae for who knows how long

in what this is the most embarrassing part and this is why it's a psa for megan don't take off your goddamn fucking glasses and this is why i've now started leaving my glasses in almost every room because i i want you to buy multiple pairs of no i do that's what i'm saying so i have multiple pairs and instead of like putting them away and like changing the base of my outfit i leave them around the house because i always take them off and then i always need them a couple seconds later but not the ones that i'm wearing like i have to take them off at certain points and um our kitchen is yellow the color of like the tiles and everything like it's like a creamy sort of easter yellow and we have tons of windows that are green and like lots of like greenery and all

that stuff and i remember one day i'm looking at the brita and i'm like oh yeah the brita looks so green and i was like no okay and then i pour the water into a glass and it's clear and i was like oh okay i'm fine it's just the reflection of this on the brita like of course keep going on my tummy's like a little bit off but i'm just like when is it not like the fuck it can change temperature weather stress whatever like my stomach is the only thing it's consistent about is being inconsistently poor yeah and i was like whatever and then mods walks into the dining no into the i'm on the couch he walks into the living room the other day with the brita and he goes we need to get a new Brita and I look up and I go oh my god it's still green he goes how long has

it been green I was like I just thought it was the reflection and then I poured the water and he like couldn't believe it so he poured water and it also came out clear and he's like okay so yeah um and then he wanted to get rid of it and I was like I can just wash it no you need to get rid of it so I washed it and then we soaked it and then we're getting a new one yes please i i was shocked i had a brita for a long time and then i moved into a different place where i had a water dispenser in the sink in the um refrigerator oh yeah yeah and then someone that was a frequent visitor of mine um liked like room temperature water so i had a brita huh i said i can't knock it yeah i mean that's what you want i prefer cold water but um they so i had a burrito that

would just sit on the counter that had water that they were only drinking in it yeah and then one day i looked over and i was like there's algae in this because i wasn't changing it that frequently because and it was one of the huge ones like the gallon oh god yeah oh god that's that's overwhelming yes because i used to have it like in my refrigerator where i was drinking out of all the time so it was like yeah like of course but now that it's not being used as much and i saw that and i just like took it poured it out outside and just put it in the trash can yeah you have to really commit to it and i do think that it's similar to similarly to when i i'm so congested i can't taste anything i think i should be able to eat things i'm allergic to

i don't think we should have to clean things that are just water like i know we have to but like i don't think we should it's water is so strange in that like it exists it takes up most of the world it takes up most of our bodies if it's in moving water like we're fine like moving fresh water but as soon as it sits still it's like diseases deadly diseases can contract from a puddle like that's actually so alarming yes and like the fact that that you can have stagnant water and you can drink it in a glass but then if you leave that glass overnight they're like actually actually do not drink and have you ever looked at it very closely when you've left it out overnight unfortunately i have there's this film that's like over it yes and it's just like the

fact that like when i turn on my bathtub it first runs almost copper because we have copper pipes and that's just you know lots of minerals in la water hard water so i have to use a special shampoo to get the water out of my hair but i need the water i'm just like and then on top of all of this i can have a water bottle that i only fill with water and they're like you know actually if you leave that too long mold is gonna come and i go why it's just what yep and if you don't wipe down your shower oh now there's condensation and now we have mold it's like water is doing so much and yet at the same time i need it but i only i need to do it in such specific goddamn fucking form yes and i don't need whoever i know somebody right now is starting a dissertation to us in dms

telling us about how bacteria grows in water i know how it grows and i don't care to know and i and like i don't need to like any additional information i know how it grows like i understand how it grows i just don't know why like the same reason why if i'm walking past the same table every day and i don't hit my knee but today i hit my knee why why why it's just for what yeah why and for what for what for what was the purpose of this and it makes me like so heated that like this is why i have allergy in my brita because i'm going i'm not why the fuck do i need to clean this why do i i can why can't i just clean it wipe it down what do you mean i have to dig in deep in here also because this water is never fucking still this water is constantly being

like pouring in and out and then i also if i don't drink this water i'm gonna get sick and so oh megan you have to clean make sure you clean your water filter but i have a water bottle and then clean your water that it goes in and i'm like you have to use water to fucking clean it and then i go so then how fucking clean is it i'm like but make sure you don't use it bad kind of stuff oh my god stop like can't we have anything like can't we just make water easy yeah i almost made this my hot take but i thought you would agree with me and i was like i would where i wouldn't get any pushback and now i know so that's my story about drinking algae um i feel a lot better and you should see me like my stomach was off and so i was like let me check my water

bottle my water was looking good like it's fine and then less than 20 minutes later monty came and he's like this is covered in algae like and i was like oh okay so it was it was the bread at least it was just 20 minutes i thought you were saying it'd been a couple days oh no it was from me going my tummy has been off for a couple days thinking that there's something wrong with the water bottle and drinking out of it gotta get it and it was actually the the brita that was causing the issue um they're making a sims movie i know with uh barbie let's go margo i'm so speechless it's gonna be so good who's gonna be bella goth i have so many questions like the lore behind sims can we just get everybody that was in the barbie movie just to just do this again nicola nicola i

need you yeah i need you stat who's gonna play the grim reaper is it gonna be will ferrell like who like i'm so fucking excited because the ip of this is insane yes and like anyone who does not play sims or has not played sims even if you play sims now or you didn't play sims you played sims like years ago in your middle school and like your 20s 30s now and you haven't played just know that the lore is still there they expand upon it they build upon it like those same characters that you've seen from like the first iterations first early iterations of sims are still characters now but then they've like had people go away and come back and it's like the original soap opera yeah well it's not the original soap opera exists way way before but i'm so fucking excited and for like

the hideous clothes and like they have to talk simlish i do need katie perry to come sing her song that she sang for the sim soundtrack that was in simlish yes you since greed and scared a it's so good i cannot wait any who i need to be in that lin-manuel miranda yeah yeah his voice would be perfect imagine lin-manuel miranda speaking simlish yes his native tongue uh-huh like perfect who else would you put in it let's see let's see let's see um just for shits and giggles put gabrielle union in it well she can do anything yeah she can actually do she can play the teenagers yes put paris hilton in it put like i don't like i can i i can open imdb right now and i'll just be like yes yes yes yes and no no no no i think millie bobby brown would

be hilarious great i also think viola davis would be great oh my god first of all violet i need viola davis but i need her too and i know she doesn't like to like pull things from other characters i do need annalise keating's walk in there because i think that is that's how she walks though but that's how she walks but i've seen there's the arm swing the arm swing is different well it's a lack of arm swing it's like the sturdy arms that's the annalise keating uh you never saw a woman king no but it is on my list yeah uh she's doing people were like this is just how this woman walks because she is doing this in this period piece she changes the arms that's the difference she changes the arms and i also need kiki palmer in it because i need her to

the personification of the when she does yuck that's how kiki palmer would speak in sims like that is the simlish i need all of that like garbledy googly suck so fucking good yeah i'm i'm i'm obsessed me too and i need z-way as like a little uh where's waldo cameo just in an out like in an actual outfit looking so fucking adorable she could be like the uh the gloria like the human world i haven't i haven't played sims in so long but like now i'm like do i need to go get a 500 computer that i just played sims on what's that that has been you know i've been debating this for so long the issue is is that it's not recommended to play on a laptop and that's really hard for me to conceptualize playing a sims and not laying in my bed somewhere yeah

that's really i'm just like not cool with that if anyone has any recommendations what if i put the game on an external hard drive and then play let's ask the people because you know it works i'll do it i know charity did tell me what i could do and i don't remember okay we need to know because i because i did i did play when they launched the mobile game i played it probably for two months straight and then i had to just delete it because it that's all i wanted to do that's all i could do that's all i thought about and i knew my limits and i used to play as a child on my gateway computer um but now that it's coming back i gotta get back into it i was such a fucking sims kid like i was such i was i was such a i was such a gaming kid like i loved neopets i

loved like world building i wasn't like anything with like timers or like i don't like stress did you ever play the roller coaster tycoon game no because i didn't like the graphics of that my friend jake played it and i would i would enjoy watching him play it because he had already gotten past so many levels and built it up so the graphics were like better but like it's very um like i could never do minecraft like that's not my kind of graphic an early roller coaster tycoon is kind of like i would have been playing before jake you you were playing it it's just not glossy yeah until you get to the stuff that you're building that's really big and that takes a while to get there i don't have the patience there was one too that was called um what was the other

tycoon he played them all oh was it city something like that yes that one sim city yeah that one was my shit though yeah that one was great but it also took a while to build up to like pretty shit it did take a while but like once you got it once you got it though yeah no i like love that kind of stuff and so i'm so fucking here for this game and i really hope that they kind of how barbie was done in the same way where it's like this is the barbie world that we know but then has the narrative of not only like the social commentary of barbie but like how how people played with barb like how people play with sims like there has to be a moment where you put the family in a pool and you take out the little pool thing and then you watch them die so you can see the grim reaper

come like you have to be like it's gonna be a side it's gonna be like a side joke that like somebody's just gonna take it away and then we hear like noises in the background and you just see the grim reaper arrive and then just like lights and go like i'm just so excited for that because there it's it's just such extensive deep lore that for most people your first introduction to it is middle school and then we get to be adults and similar to barbie where it's like there's a nostalgia component that's not like oh i totally missed that this meant this or whatever it was like no i was figuring out about sex and i was making them have sex like yeah it's just and when they're like making food and burning it like the house is on fire and you're like oh my

had stopped you fucking idiot like and like fast forwarding through the night and the day like i just i love you can also get back to playing the app because they have recycled all of the events now that like i check it maybe once a month because i'm so annoyed by it you've got too much going on with monopoly i'm almost off of sims because i can't i cannot keep track because monopoly's taken yeah i've missed some of the wars in marvel strike force because of monopoly so the difference is your community monopoly go speaks your same language yeah and it's easier to connect so i'm still one of the best players like the other things that make sense because the war is the only thing you have to play like live with other people yeah the other stuff like

you can do it on your own time i just knock all that stuff out in one time but then it's like the live stuff just you don't want to disappoint people i i've i i did the last one but i only did you you get 10 battles i only did like six of them which was better than the one before okay then yeah where i didn't do any at all you're improving immensely yeah when i used to be like boom boom boom boom boom well that's because monopoly go entered your life and monopoly go i can't thank you and hate you enough we're bringing it into my world oh thank you yesterday for sending me that sticker you're welcome it was just a one star and i was like somebody's gotta just give it to me i just like because i finished my i know the first one kind of late

and i was like i just want to get this do a few of them that i have but i assume i had no i had a few of yeah yeah get the dice yeah and i was like let me just knock these few i know i almost texted you being like what else do you like i've got some i've got some rollovers i was good and then i had a whole bunch and then i was one away until the last two minutes from having a thousand stars bitch i would have sent you some i had like a thousand but i just kind of wanted to just do it on my own but then i got it okay good and then i had so many like it took a lot of them but then i got like a lot of it finished a lot of the um yeah sticker sets for me oh great so then i had a ton of when the new one started i had a ton to go when the new one started i had

three whole minutes of it just opening things and look what all the things you want and i'm like oh my god i'm trying to drive a car we looked at couches this weekend i'll show you pictures but most importantly i introduced my nephew to beyonce welcome to speaking of new album drops in a few hours the visuals of everything the design of everything whoever designed the track list and all of that is also who's designed i would say 90 of her tour merch yeah it's the same fucking it's the same it's also a um call back to the chitlin circuit it says at the top of that it says yeah yeah uh presented by the chitlin circuit so i looked at i was trying i planned to look that up and i never did yeah i love it nobody does cohesive and a story like

she does and she knows how to hire all the fucking right people to do it she does and i'm obsessed and so um we were listening to music and it was so sweet so we had my niece's naming ceremony this weekend and uh i had to spend most of the time at synagogue running around chasing the four-year-old and trying to keep track of him trying to make sure everything's fine um and so that was who i spent most time with so i'm exhausted and we get back and he's like time for a dance party and i was like my god i i i have to eat because i've been wearing a mask so i've been able to eat at at synagogue and um we go back to their place i eat a sandwich and it was told like after after i eat and after i digest for a bit we can play and then we'll have our

dance party which is like our thing that we do and we had planned to go to look at couches afterwards and i had said like okay we're gonna go to couch we're gonna go look at couches and then it'll probably just like go home after that like tell i like go to say goodbye and he looks at me with tears in his eyes and he goes wait you're you're leaving and i was like oh well we're just gonna go look at some couches at a store and he goes but you're you're you're not coming back and i was like oh no well we can come back i don't even have to go like i completely crumbled and he like almost regretting his mom looks up and he's like oh my god like he was just so devastated and i was like i have to give this kid the best dance party in the entire fucking world when we

get back so naturally also i loved this hot pink couch and i was like he's gonna love this and everybody else like my god you cannot have this this is not like this is too bright this is too loud it's not gonna go with anything like but it's so fun and we get back and i was like what's your favorite he's like this one and i was like yeah on my team um but we were we like listen to his music and we listen to my music we go back and forth we have a whole routine we like do it in his room the only person who is sometimes allowed and invited but it's not always invited to dance his moths he can come in usually halfway through and he can like sit and participate he doesn't usually get his own songs but no one else is like he just no one else is allowed to come

this is just thing it's our thing it's hanging out and um we also do a lot of like playing while we do it so he's got um 20 truck songs about ice cream trucks and so we then pretend we're an ice cream truck and like what are you ordering and we're doing all of that and then um i did i don't remember what b oh i did love on top it's my favorite and it's it is a it is the it is the perfect song like it is top five songs ever made in the entire world yes and I start playing it and like he just like stands still and he goes who is this and I was like this is Beyonce and he goes can I see I show the cover art he is just holding my phone staring at her I go do you want to see the lyrics he goes no just watching and then he like puts the phone down and he's like looking

me into the distance and i go she's a very good singer and he goes yeah very good and i was like he was just like speechless which he like when he like really likes something i show him he like loves new olivia rodrigo and it's like he's like excited and jumping on down the only other reaction he has is when we listen to tracy chapman fast car where he goes it's time for us to sit down and enjoy the fucking art yeah and then we were playing uh with like cars later on and i was can i put some like music on in the background we can go back and forth between our songs and every time it was my turn he goes are you going to play be nice and i go beyonce and he goes be beyonce i go you can also call her b you can call her queen b you can call her bay and he goes kept

trying he's got it nailed beyonce and then every time i played a song he goes is this beyonce and i was like yeah and he's like i like this one taste great i love it i love it we played alien superstar i go this one's about aliens and he was like whoa we played countdown i said this one's about numbers and counting and i was like damn me i'll say thank you and i was like uh but uh if i were a boy i'm like this song is about boys uh then we had um irreplaceable this song is about boxes because you're talking about to live yeah exactly i was obsessed and i told him that you went to um i was like do you remember melissa and how the the wienermobile yes i literally say do you remember melissa and he goes yes and i go melissa who who drove the wienermobile and he goes

uh-huh and i go she went to go see beyonce in concert like remember when i went to see taylor swift and i was like and that one was all aliens and it was really cool and he was like whoa and i was like in this next one he's like country western and he was like whoa cowboy that's what i said and he was like whoa so i can't wait to play it for him yeah i'm gonna love it i'm so excited to listen to me i i can't fucking wait i know i'm about to be a new person me too like you're about to catch me it's already out like overseas because it's already the time there and i've seen a couple reviews and people are they're they're just like she's right this isn't country album this is a beyonce album like of course this is incredible like whoever doubted

i know but like and there's like 20 something songs on it because she's been working on it she's been working i think that's what i saw in that well you know who's on it i know what's her name uh-huh i gave her a shout out when i did my yes when i gave my and the thing is she tweeted out in march she said i hoped like to work with beyonce and people were like whatever the album's already done i think i truly think beyonce was like actually it's not done come on over here i'm sorry what do you guys know about my business in my life uh-huh and i and and she goes you've been saying in your song i look like beyonce with the lasso and she's like come on over here sit down baby i'm my favorite response to that tweet though is someone saying just to already tell us

what fucking track you're on and like at the bridge it was either people being like the album's done stop being so thirsty and then other people being like bitch you're on it i already know like tell me what it is like give us the details like come on i'm a buckle bunny i love that song i was listening to that this morning i was like shaking my titties swinging my titties like a lasso they're not long i'm just swinging my glass oh but like so um i absolutely love it i love beyonce i love sharing just sheer talent and i love that like he has so he like knows he hears tracy chapman and he wants the original version yeah not the i initially i was always playing him like the like the edm version because it's like more high energy if you're having a dance party

and no now we just we let this is our rest time uh-huh and we just appreciate the art and the music and we get it with beyonce too and like i'm i love it and i'm just like so happy to be instilling this taste in him um and i'm teaching him about beyonce and he's teaching me about trucks i also learned you know those cement like partitions on the freeway between lanes and stuff a truck drops those off like a pez dispenser it like poops them out and then when they're done i don't know why they would be done i thought they were always there that's because we live in an area that is always under construction oh okay cool yeah i didn't know that was why then it essentially it just goes back and sucks him back up and i was like oh what now i gotta

find videos of this what's up that's what so every time he would tell me about the truck and i would go what does it do he tells me what it does and then he says do you want to see a picture and i said of course i do and he shows me a picture and then we he like wanted to move on from this one and i go no no this is crazy dude like this is brand new information for me he teaches me so much and everyone like we're with both sides of the in-laws um or his his both his grandparents on each side they're like you're so good with him like you know you really get on his level and i'm like i'm like so flattered y'all but like i want to do this too like we're i'm not doing anything i don't want to do when he's like i'm bored i go me too let's do something else yeah

that's like vibing when i'm talking to my niece and i'll like ask her a question you know it takes little kids a little second to formulate their thoughts and something somebody will answer for her and i was like why are you doing that i'm trying to have a conversation with her yeah like we're on this we're peers and like he and i know this which is why he refers to everybody else is like they're 30 and i'm i think i'm six now maybe five but like we've only ever been at max he thinks maybe we're two years apart okay maximum and when i talk about when i was a kid he looks at me like you are a kid like what the fuck i said i had a job once and he went what i was like yeah i worked i like worked at a frozen younger child no no he also mott's also is the second

youngest so it's me mott's because we're the most fun because like mott's puts on a cape with him and runs around and like i'm rolling on the ground and like we're pretending to be smelly socks together i am too yeah and i'm just like it's like oh thanks just so sweet for getting on his level and i'm like i'm having his mom is like this is her level this is their peers this is i'm a big fucking child there's a reason why we when we buy him sensory toys we also buy them for megan or we say hey we think you might like his new toy and i'm like this is great yeah so those are my updates um yeah have you ever put a warm nut in your mouth this sounds like you're trying to sell me something at like 3 a.m on like home shopping network you didn't answer my question have ever

put a warm nut in my mouth uh depends on what i mean yeah of both varieties the flavor the flavor is immaculate one is better than the other i this weekend i made chestnuts roasting on an open vial i made almond butter oh okay you are evolving at a speed but i don't think they predicted like this is crazy you're that's crazy it is the easiest thing ever to make you put the almonds in the oven for 10 minutes and then you take them out and you let them sit for another 10 minutes and in that time i picked up a few of them i was like and i put them and i want to rub this on my body so fucking good oh it was good wait have i not made you my aina nuts i don't think so do you put sugar on it god no okay these are like sweet and herby and savory

but then she like she does a bunch of them and it's a mix it's not sticky to the touch it's like a dry one and you serve them warm i'll make them they're you would love them they're delicious and then i just put the almond butter in or the almonds the almonds the warm almonds in a food processor and you just let that bitch go and then it'll start clumping to the side you scrape the side and it gets to a part a point where it looks like dust and you're like i guess i'm done no you just keep letting it go keep scraping keep scraping and it eventually turns into almond butter and then i put a little honey in there a little cinnamon oh so and i don't like i've told you before i don't like almond butter this tastes so much better than anything i've ever bought in

the store and the reason i was doing this also it was because you can't wait to hear here's the thing have you heard about people making a um oh god cookie dough like hummus where they use chickpeas and they have i girl i grew up as a white girl you're right mom you're right what you mean you're you telling me yes you're correct have you ever heard of you're correct have you ever heard of cookie dough made out of chickpeas that's my culture i apologize and so i was gonna make it and then i looked and i saw that i was like out of peanut butter uh-huh and then i was like i got all these almonds i can probably make some almond butter let me find a recipe and i was like that's all you have to do so then but then i never got around to making it don't do it i just

don't do it don't do it don't do it there's a distinct texture that you can't get away with there's a there's a graininess of the beans okay that's not you wouldn't like in a cookie dough but you can make it with oats yeah well that recipe called for putting oats in it too oh okay you might be able to mask the flavor that way but there's ways you can do it where instead of chickpeas you are doing an oat based thing with an almond butter yeah well this was putting chickpeas and well peanut butter would cover the taste peanut butter um but the since i didn't have peanut butter i was gonna do almond butter and then you put you um make almond flour i mean oatmeal flour yeah put that in there i feel like it was something else the chocolate chips of course

but yeah that was it yeah so you know what i'm happy to share my culture with you try it out and i want everyone to know that chickpeas are not white culture but using chickpeas to make diet cookie dough is and here's the thing is that i get up probably like two times a week and just make chocolate chip cookies yeah so what was the point of this because i can't keep doing this i can't keep eating do you but do you like the cooked cookies or do you like the i like i like dough i like cooked cookies oh so just make and so i was just gonna just eat the instead of doing i can get the same taste profile okay by just eating that because i can't keep making cookies twice a week takes a lot of time it doesn't even take that you can make you can whip up cookies

in 15 minutes i use a um a silicon thing so it's not even that i put everything in one bowl like it literally that's the problem is that it's too easy and it's too accessible and so i was eating way too many fucking cookies you know you could probably make protein cookies and then you're getting full tastes like protein well this one will taste like chickpeas so i would say still protein though that's i was yeah i mean i would throw protein powder in the cookies i've done it and then you'll just have one and then you'll be like i've done it or make a flavor you don't like that much and then you're like eh so for me like i can't do too many sweets because like i get like it's just like i get overwhelmed it's too too sweet too much flavor um and so i like if i

do a double chocolate one i hate that though like i don't even like those i wouldn't even eat it yeah well i'm i'm just gonna tell you right now that i don't think you'll enjoy make your own maybe you should make protein like you're because you've accomplished so much in the kitchen as a woman because that's what your destiny that's what my destiny is but i have created so many different type of things like fully invented shit so i think that you could make i have full faith in you that you could make a like protein chocolate chip cookie that you would enjoy that is like satiating and delicious and good because if you're still like if you're eating a cookie and you're like no i need another cookie any other like you're not getting anything yeah

out of it like i always think that like it either needs to like you need to change the size of like the cookie that you're eating you need to change the ingredient so it's like more satiating or have it with something else that makes it be like oh this hit the spot because if it's not hitting the spot then you need to we need to evolve what it is i mean and so then i would make like um oatmeal chocolate chip walnut cookies which those are so fulfilling yeah but then i would eat like three of them and then throw the rest of them out and it's like i'm being wasteful yeah we can freeze them too though that's true freeze and as individuals and you can just use maybe that's what i do because then there's a barrier yeah well the whole thing is is that like if you want

more than one cookie there's a reason why like you're still hungry or you're stressed or whatever that is there and then yeah i think that's a good plan yeah loves those kinds with walnuts i can't stand it walnuts taste like not edible to me you have the thing with walnuts is that they're gross yeah it's the texture you have to watch it's like they they're a little too earthy and waxy so i wash them several times and then it gets all that okay because yeah my whole thing has always been like i have very groovy teeth so like i have a hard time with um i just have a hard time with like solid nuts in general but they're the most waxy that it's like they feel like they stick on everything they're also higher in fat content so they're maybe that's why they're squishier yeah

and so that's what's getting your yeah i don't like it yeah speaking of teeth i'm pretty sure i have a tongue tie i saw your tiktok about this turns out i can get that shit lasered off and apparently will like help me sleep it'll help my posture it'll help with neck pain it'll help with my tmj pain it'll help with like everything so i'm my i'm hoping to do it when is this happening well i have to get my ass to a dentist okay can you do it open your mouth all the way can you touch your tongue to the roof i know it's my favorite thing to do i can do that but like it has to be closed no one's seeing this yeah well just know just know that my tiktok our our tongues were just active but not on each other just in the air but join our patreon

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