Don't Blame Me! - SYNT: Ho Ho Ho! + Golden Globes + TomDaya

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

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high interest savings account always earn high regular interest rates that grow the more you save and invest conditions apply visit scotiabank.com hisa to learn more scotia bank you're richer than you think hey y'all this is melissa somehow my microphone did not record during this episode i am so sorry you're getting my computer audio this is a great episode though so please tune in but i apologize the audio is not the excellent quality that it usually is enjoy finish the sentence call and response raise your dicks and put your dicks up now raise your ya ya ya okay are you not on that part of tiktok nope you know what i'm not even on the original part of tiktok i'm on the part of tiktok of just people making tiktoks going

raise your ya ya ya and that's it nope i don't even know what that is but there we are it's a woman who's a singing teacher is she just mixing ya ya with no no melissa she's doing a technique she's not even doing a song it's like it's there she's saying instead of an and it's like it's true it's like that's how you do like that is like a vocal teaching style where it's like you're trying too hard to pronounce things like drop those and just go for the vowels and so instead instead of being like she's like raise your right and she's like getting pitchy and she goes no no just raise your yeah yeah yeah and she just keeps doing it and the girl does it and then she changes the words to what they should be and everyone gasps

because it worked so well and everybody's like raise your yeah yeah yeah no i've missed that i'll send it to you it has been on a loop in my head it's that or look at that horse look at that horse i've got two different ones look at the horse or put them babies to bed and we'll sweat out the sheets first of all i have questions no no that's literally in your favorite song so i don't even know why you have questions no no in in the what what is the cadence that it's in your head in the way that beyonce sings it but i'm not gonna just do that yeah because i'm not beyonce oh okay we'll see for me i can't get an earworm in my head unless i can vocally do it out loud which is why the only lyric that is repeated in my head is look at that horse look at that horse

look at that horse i literally hear the song oh well that's lucky i hear myself out loud if it's music it's this has got to be one of those things like i'm one of the people that synesthesia yes i can hear the actual song sound but i can't see shapes um like i don't see when people are talking about the fruits i don't see the fruit i have an essence of fruit that i don't even like i can't even actually understand the answer the question because like i don't know like i don't know what i know yeah do you know what i mean yeah i do because i had to sit i literally sat in my room all day trying to figure out this it was probably three hours trying to figure out what i have in my head yeah and like the fact that they even just like brought up that

topic i'm like okay well now i'm thinking like i don't because i do i see words in my head in colors they're always changing as i'm bringing things in and exploring out that's why i like i get stuck on words saying them verbally because i can see it in my head but some but i can't it just doesn't process to my tongue my my tongue exactly no I feel you a hundred percent but I can't see shapes of things I can't get into this like I will spiral for like hours like it's actually so existential and like everyone's like look it's like fun thing I learned I'm like this is actually not a fun thing I learned like this sent me spiraling the way that I am is that I couldn't not do it until I figured it out yeah it was out I was it was hours it probably was

long in that because when i get onto my spirals of things i don't even realize that a whole day has passed by no you've blacked out i know we're on camera i'm not totally stripping i'm just i didn't think that you were okay it's also that was mostly also for me to remind myself megan you're on camera don't accidentally flash a t speaking of stripping though you've got on this lovely therapy sweatshirt do you have the pants on too i do that's why i'm a little like they're very warm that's i'm a little overheated right now but they are so comfy i was wearing the um navy set for days oh yeah i would say almost a week pushing um and uh i finally have popped enough antibiotics that this girl said you know what i think i can shower and bend down for my

body wash and not think i'm gonna pass out from the snot weighing my head down and send me like send me falling over and so i was like i'm gonna wash my hair and i'm gonna throw on the different fresh pair a fresh pair so i love them they're so cute and i also just made a tiktok about them because someone shout out to you said in someone like made a tiktok talking about how like nobody has like cute merch like creators or podcasters or whatever and they tagged us and i said no they have great merch it's been deleted i don't know if it was that person or the person that tagged it wait we can see it but if you go to the actual like you click on it it says comment has been deleted but i appreciate because i literally just replied to that comment did you

reply you can you reply like i don't know maybe maybe it was just a glitch tiktok is always having glitches but i did try and look at my favorited comments and i was convinced i had favorited that one and it wasn't there but then when i went to my mentions it was there yeah it's in the mentions but then when i click on it for the video it says it's deleted well i hope they still like us and they stand by that statement because i did just reply to it who's that it's a video talking about um which disney princess is the most um like needs to go like they're useless i don't know how i got on this side of tiktok so who's your vote for um i said i didn't put in a vote but a lot of people were saying aurora and i said but i don't know enough about aurora it's sleeping

beauty we don't get maleficent if we don't have oh that's maleficent yes so that's what i said i said that's what i said and that comment has hundreds of likes now so no facts i didn't know that i don't know if they've ever seen sleeping beauty because it's so old well something also just does not interest me when you tell me in the title hey the princess is gonna be asleep for the majority of this movie i go you mean i have to watch a boy fuck that that's still also why i haven't seen the princess and the frog which i want to see but when you revealed to me that you said by the way she spends a lot of time as the frog and i said she's the frog i thought the man was the frog he is but she becomes a frog she can't shut the fuck up you gotta do the kissy

oh but i do love um she is the best princess outfit tiana without a doubt yeah they're doing something with it because i know that they've got the new well the ride the old whatever it was called has now been changed but disney i feel like so anika noni rose is always feels like she's always at disney now like every week and the rest of the cast is so i feel like something is coming but she has been on tiktok ads for me now talking about this and i was like something's afoot i would love it and you know by the way i went on a deep dive of someone had posted a video being like you guys really slept on this like beyonce banger and it was listen from dream girls who slept on that well so that was my exact and then i opened a child when it came out there i opened

the comments to people like us and then the entirety of the philippines saying we never slept on this shit that we know this song is fucking amazing i don't know it was playing in my white ass town so i don't know where this person had to be a child or in utero i think it played on the radio it is huge i think it won and probably nominated in for uh and also like probably original song for an oscar too it might have won might have won both like it was so big um and then i literally just like clicked on the blue comment which was like listen beyonce and i listened to like probably 25 covers just being like yeah this song hits it will always hit i would never dare to even attempt to sing it especially uh

at the lingering ends or i'm hoping ends of a sickness one last thing before we or doesn't have to be one last thing but and one thing before we get into this can we talk about a congratulations to the happy couple are you talking about mj and peter how's that the way that this is such a i'm obviously so happy for them but this is a big day for the tom day of fandom because the way i'm getting so many more edits on it's like it's like we got a new spider-man movie and i've already seen all of the edits i've seen every interview i've seen like i have i have zero parasocial relationships except for theirs like i'm i don't oh no there's i'm addicted but i'm happy for them i'm very happy for them

and just to think this all this all like they kept their relationship pretty quiet except for him being obviously in love with her for years um but wasn't it somebody was on zendaya's cousin's snapchat and saw him in the background at like thanksgiving or something and they were like judging from like the angle he's not sitting on a separate chair they're sharing a chair that does not look like a two-seater chair they're definitely cuddling yeah and i'm like you know what thanks thank you to everyone like and then when we got the photos and then it was that and that's when like you know us diehards that's where that and those of us were on up to date on on zendaya or tom holland i'll be real with you i knew that because i was a

and not because i was like a big tom holland girl at that point but you love spider-man oh no i do but like when that came out that was like before i think that's like before the movie came out but while they were filming or something like that the timing of it it was not we weren't like two movies we didn't know we didn't know tom yet no i didn't i also but granted when i saw him do lip sync battle i said this is by peter parker now sorry andrew garfield but andrew garfield still can get it um did you see the yes we can't talk about that i here's the thing someone hates him people are wet over his he wasn't even talking of him putting his glasses on and fiddling with

his collar people are soaked about that yep i am not attracted to this man i know y'all are i don't did you see his spider-man yes okay i've seen i'm a spider-man fan i know no i just want to make sure he it was just my spider-man in high school was toby mcguire i do not find that man attractive at all but um i just i think that he's cute i just he doesn't get he doesn't make my cat purr yes i've been saying um but i did find him sexy in that moment but i it still did not make my cat purr it was just something i like the outfit he was it was better than jeremy strong are you implying you don't like in a serious man in a bucket hat like that's the part that's so crazy to me i'm like you can't be this serious devoid of a sense of humor and wear a bucket hat

i feel like he is literally his character i know you didn't watch no i i know enough i watched almost the first season he didn't do his rap the first season i don't believe no but i did watch a lot of edits and specifically scenes of him because as soon as i saw his first acceptance speech or whatever for it was a rolling stone some interview he did where i said oh brother yes and then i was like i gotta see a bit like he is his character he is and i don't know why he needed to method act because he was just living in the character the whole time he still is but i feel like that is something that kendall roy would wear no and he like wouldn't see an like if someone's like oh my god is it ironic he goes what yeah no this is me yeah does not understand

like i i what i thought this was this is a nice outfit do you do you not like the outfit i just think like his wife standing next to him she's this is like she i guess she likes it it's for her you know and i i do have questions about that because like what was he wearing the day you met like how does it how does this i feel like i think he had on an oversized t-shirt with some baggy sweatpants that were like a color like orange or yellow oh okay traffic cone and a beanie oh okay so he's trying to be paul wall and it's not working he's and he also had on don't tell me this man has a chain no no he he wouldn't have a chain but maybe on the wallet oh puka and um and like some headphones that were like the candy shocker whatever

that went with like a walkman yeah and then it probably it wasn't that far back it they went with an ipod and i want him to wear he's wearing sandals and a knit scarf but not sandals it was like old navy flip-flops oh my god and he and he is wearing the biggest oversized like mary kane ashley sunglasses like chloe sunglasses yes oh i wouldn't i was gonna go oakley but chloe oh okay i'm thinking that like we're gonna And androgynous version, a satchel bag that's like tan khaki. He's wearing a crossbody and he's holding his hand. Of course.

Of course. I don't think you can wear that kind of bag not being crossbody. And the key is there's absolutely nothing coming out of those headphones. Yeah. Silence. Yes. But playing in his own head is making my way downtown. Welcome.

Oh, I was going to go. It was going to be like some rap music. like his character on that's all that's all he was listening to um so i feel like it but it was like some bad rap like i don't want to be disrespectful to anybody no i i will be no no no here we go okay he's listening to some p diddy oh yeah that's a perfect one i was gonna to say i'm not i'm not in the current day of slandering macklemore like he's doing a lot of great work i'm not gonna speak ill on him um but uh i have zero issue talking shit about jack harlow or you know no jack harlow's still a baby oh true true true true no we have to be in the time he's

been around the block you're right yeah you're right god that's so fucking funny um but yeah i like i didn't watch the whole thing because i wasn't that interested initially i just think it's a very weird lineup of movies and tv shows like it's just odd it was odd they also had the man from entertainment tonight doing like commentary as people were walking up like she just gave her co-star blah blah blah a kiss before making her way to the stage and i said who thought this was a good idea oh but nikki glazer was great so yeah i saw clips of her and i was like oh my god she killed it this is actually very funny because you know what it is women know how to work no no man who has ever hosted that has put in any amount of effort

like that at all except like i would say good neil patrick harris at like i don't know if he did the tonys or whatever but like something that like where you come up with the fucking performance that level of it she was hilarious without being and you know she's great at roasting people but she was hilarious without being offensive yeah because she's a woman she can't be she knows she was she was great and then i was i was waiting i was looking at comments because i was like oh brother i know the men are gonna be here talking shit but i didn't see one bad comment about her in anything on youtube included well that's because they liked her uh football roast and so now they go now i like this woman just don't talk about your vagina or like

you know boobs she talks about both of them a lot in her own company yeah but they just don't yeah they don't watch her comedy now huh exactly exactly well um i just congratulations to tom day i'm just so happy she looked is that their name yeah i don't even know that i would call them zen thomas but you didn't go by thomas so his name is timotei so avia sent me a message talking about i can't believe that zendaya and tim are engaged and i was like she's not with timmy and then i went on a long rant and then she goes that was my phone auto-correcting i know who she's with she just let you go on she goes okay chill chill um speaking of people you may know because on tiktok what popped up the last time i posted a video which

was today you know people you may know avia is right there i just saw and what distracted me from following avia avia do you post content no she doesn't okay well i saw and i gotta know who in my phone is impersonating John M Chu because it said people you may know John M Chu is it John M Chu's TikTok account I don't think so I have random ones like rock the bills like that I get have that that's I don't know who I know is running their account but somebody I know is yep um who i get what's another random one like an isley brother like i don't know if you're familiar with their music one of them it says that they're in my contact as well i have a few famous actors that says from your contacts yeah there's some that i know for real like yes this

is them yes this is theirs but like other ones because i have a lot from when i did um not too deep um so like there's a lot of ones that'll pop up but um other people i'm just like okay yeah but i do need to know who is impersonating john m2 who's maybe maybe he is did you click on it to see literally okay i'll i don't want to i'll i'll look at it but like it literally said like the bio was like here i think i actually took a screenshot you're gonna die because it's so funny yeah john m2 people you may know oh fuck i didn't click the bio the bio was something like i make movies and i'm like okay try fucking harder it doesn't link to anything and i'm just like so it has to be the phone number that i have maybe yeah so who's doing that

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up a curtain now that i've moved so that i'm directly in front of the street i was trying to figure out i was like where are they driving i forgot you moved yes i've moved my whole all my bedrooms one of them is only a bedroom but i've moved them all around she wife swapped her house i did and i feel a lot better it looks great i think it's a real i think you made a good choice I did make fun of you relentlessly because you did you were like well also because for like you you settled on what you were gonna do I would say like a couple months ago but prior to that it was like every time you make okay so I'm thinking I switch this this and I was like iron it out before you start moving your your fucking your workout equipment like before you start moving a rowing

machine the rowing machine is easy because it's actually in two parts that's actually the lightest thing it also has definitely it has wheels too because I the ones we had at the gym we would pull them out the peloton bike no melissa i don't know how you did that i had to i watched a video on youtube of some movers of how they do it um i had to unscrew the screen which took forever because there's a long ass bolt in there oh okay that um because it's right next to the screen you can't do a full turn you have to only do half turns at a time and it's an allen wrench which stop can we stop using fucking allen wrenches those things hurt use a screwdriver they have a handle at the end then i could have just rotated well and also like why are you making me use an

allen wrench and then i can only do a 45 degree turn before i have to readjust my hand because like my hand doesn't fucking fit yes it's so annoying also it was a bolt at the end so i had to have a wrench and a bolt going back and forth it was took a long time um i did break the thing that holds the microphones in my room because when i was trying to maneuver it around so i do have to get something new for that but it's finally out yeah and i had to move this whole fucking couch too i had to take it apart and said i want you to like six eight nine pieces i think i'll give your inhaler yeah oh i didn't even need it did undid the whole thing move that my bed that was a whole that was when i needed that wrench that um i was telling you about because i couldn't find it

and remember i have a um automatic no i know base bed so i had to i lifted it up and put it on its side and just kind of scooted it out but i'm like i'm strong as fuck yeah but there's also a level of determination that like a woman with a home project has that like men will actually never know like i've acquired an obscene amount of strength that's also how i got trapped under the wheelbarrow but like you know that's true you do we persist we persist women persist but it's all done i knew because i was like if i start this i have to i want to sleep in my bed tonight so i have to finish it i have to finish but i did it and it looks great thank you when we record in there it'll look amazing yep i need to um redo i'm eventually going to swap this out

for a day bed though but we can sit in the day bed oh that's cute yeah but um i do have a lot of things to put up on facebook marketplace so i will be asking for your expertise um i'm willing and able and y'all y'all want to um exercise bike disc you can put it down in your basement area oh that's mom we'll see we'll see shall we read the results we shall what an episode you're welcome everyone okay who is wrong for episode 128 megan thinks we need more fake accents and i would like to say that you're welcome everyone because after i did this hilaria heard my cries and she did it instagram live onions or videos and she literally said how do you say and then points and the guy who does have an accent says

onions and she said yes yes yes yes and like that's iconic and you and i also did not know which i should have because it was announced prior to this the bambinos which is the baldwin beatos they are doing a tlc reality show like all the brothers no no no alec baldwin hillary and all of their children oh i thought you meant the the brothers like oh i'm sure that one who's like a hella religious i'm sure yeah i'm sure they'll i'm sure they'll like really pop in and say isn't that hayley's i think so parent dad i think so they all look the fucking they all look the same and being a baldwin was like a compliment back in the day he's such a baldwin was a key thing from clueless wow i didn't even realize that and i've seen that movie a bajillion times

yeah so um to me when you say so baldwin i'm thinking you punched someone over a parking space or i'm thinking you left a screaming voicemail at your nine-year-old daughter um or you know a bunch of other stuff he's been on snl so much lately and i'm like this is crazy that we're just like moving on i have it i have not at all anyways 14 said i was wrong you guys are not fun and 86 said megan is not wrong i voted megan is wrong but i'm assuming they mean but then because they said but joe but then i remember this conversation absolutely yes fake accents for non-existent places is a hell yes that's another good one vanessa hudgens if vanessa hudgens just started privately speaking in her accent from the

princess witch i would love that it'd be so good like madonna became british yeah except this isn't british and like i would just love if she went to coachella instead of dressing madonna's accent wasn't quite british i wasn't i love that that's great then but as i say instead of like vanessa hudgens wearing a headdress and cultural appropriating at coachella she could just go as her character one of the characters for the princess witch and like she could do costume changes throughout the day and they're like oh my god is that muffie is that which one is that like i love that um someone said my partner and i would randomly start talking to each other in an irish accent and neither of us have any irish in us that's a good one

for a long time the only thing i could say in an irish accent was hi the potatoes you're pretty good now dairy girls really got it like it's impossible once you start watching Derek you just want to it's like earworm central you want to repeat everything that they say in the same cadence I would be the biggest hypocrite if I didn't agree with Megan on this I love accents and dialects I was actually surprised you guys didn't call me out on my fake accent when I called in I struggle not to mimic the accent of the person I'm speaking to and all the languages I speak I can't even maintain my own in my own first language I love that stuff i think that's interesting one of the guys from dancing with the stars i just saw he is american

his dad's texas from texas and like has a southern accent his mom's british and he grew up mostly his mom's from liverpool and then he grew up mostly like in london and so everyone's like he's putting on a fake accent he and he's like no it like i my accent morphs to whoever i'm with like i didn't grow up with a strong regional like regional accent but like you should all be shocked that i don't have a strong liverpool accent from my mom i was like that's so cool and to this caller slash writer i people do accents sometimes just because they don't want people to know who they are so we wouldn't call you out on it no we also don't want to like identify you yes to be like this isn't your real accent um someone else said toronto accents are something extra special

in the worst way when a toronto man's lay on a thick accent i think another demon fairy gets its wings and here's the thing i'm very um i'm not quick to jump on hating the accent of another place because you know unless it's drake well i was gonna say but like you know because like as an american i'm a white girl from america i'm not about to get on here saying like oh everyone's accents are ugly i will wholeheartedly 10 toes down stand on the sorry canadians the toronto like hockey boys and then quebec it is the accent you love the accent yeah because you heard a french accent and you said i think it should be a little more guttural i love this place i'm sure i'm no i i don't i don't know that i have issues with the place just the accent

i loved it while i was there when i was in seventh to eighth grade in between there you went for french class yes french class we stayed for a whole week it was amazing wait they did that at my school too and then when i found out that like we didn't go to like costa rica for spanish that was like you could do that if you're in a different program in high school i was like no what the fuck do you mean what do you what because you live in a place where spanish is very prominent as it is so you don't need to go somewhere to experience it they could have taken us on a day trip to just go some like somewhere and use it we didn't get to use it at all walk down the street no no i know but like during during school hours yeah you could have

y'all should have taken a i agree a trip down the street without i mean we could have knocked on a different door of a different teacher and said yes do i talk to these students in spanish like we could have done so many things but instead no and all the kids in the french class went to and i was like so jealous but then ever like there was it was so the only reason why they could also do that is like a minority took french because like why the fuck are you as a kid in california not learning spanish if you don't know spanish and you have to pick a language someone else said not a michaela fan but i think that her accent might be real the part of massachusetts she's from is actually closer to rhode island than boston and with

her Portuguese oh Portuguese background family I wouldn't doubt she spent a lot of time in Rhode Island there's a very big Portuguese population I did do a deep dive on this and it is split like everyone I saw like talking online initially was like oh her accent's so fake and then I saw more and people were like there is like a specific like southerny beach town that some people do really really sound like that um so that might be her accent and if it is her accent i love it like i do think that like we need more accents like that because like obviously i love the woman from said the beast do you know her who does the she's gorgeous and i was like i'm so fascinated by her transatlantic accent i was like i wonder where she's from

i look it up this bitch grew up in berkeley and i said oh we're really late on the transatlantic accent thick and like that for me is like that's fun I love that when she gets off that fucking stage she's saying hella she's not talking like that like normalize creating an entirely different accent for your workplace and if Michaela doesn't have a Boston accent and she just uses it for her videos I love that if she if she said I'm keeping the accent for the videos I also love that also because of my absolute favorite commercial ever which is you packed your cat Monson I quote that one all the time commercial for was a super bowl commercial for smart pack what what car has smart park oh my god you have to have seen it it was like rachel dratch um chris evans

uh john are they all from boston yes a bunch of those and then um is it is mc hammer from boston No, who was it? Musician, 80s, 90s, smart. Bobby Brown. I literally looked up to see who made this commercial, and they were, like, getting honored by their college to be, like, what a fantastic advertising. Yeah, Bobby Brown's from Boston, so.

Maybe it was. It was Hyundai. Hyundai. it's someone who has an outfit who like has like a look maybe mc hammer like a style was it parachute pants that's what i'm saying i don't know who i'm saying mc hammer because it was someone who had like i'm like i don't know who this person is but i can picture who it is it's not mc hammer but it's i can pick because he was i couldn't see his legs but i could picture the outfit in a specific music video but i can't remember what

music video was hyundai smart park actors chris evans john krasinski david ortiz oh it is an athlete i'm mixing up two commercials yeah it's a baseball player i take it back because i was like bobby brown is from boston so it would fit i thought because i thought the song that they were playing it was the person who sang the song and it's not but that's like a classic boston song i guess and i think i probably just made more connections there than there was um someone else said this is the same vibe as giving a fake name at a restaurant or something like that it's time to start doing things for the bit as long as they're not harming anyone i agree i agree me and my sister megan talked in british accents as children wherever we would go

and the way the people's necks would flip around seeing these two little black girls in what states were you doing these into texas kansas pennsylvania so my friends and i used to wear cowboy we would go to giants games and we wear cowboy boots and then we would talk in our attempt at a southern accent which was just miley cyrus for panamontana twang and people would be like i don't think these kids are from around these parts i got you dorothy not in kansas no more well kansas is the midwest so oh you know this is a little confusing for me so let's not okay that's it for mine i'm literally sitting here with no pants on

i've got on pants i don't even have underwear on i've got speaking of underwear i'm wearing um period underwear because my mom had a bunch that she got for free for what reason i don't know um sick i should have brought you some i don't get my period anymore all right and i've never felt more secure no because the thing is my period is just i'm just spotting right now so I was like I don't want to put my cup in because it feels like a waste and you got to be lubed up a little bit to get in there and um so I was like let me put these on and I just feel very secure the way that like I could do cartwheel like it's liberating it's it's incredible because you're right there is I don't know a single person who has a period in their adult age

who is not saying fuck it i'm free bleeding every time they have their period for at least a couple days either at the beginning or the end you're not consistently doing this especially at the end again because it's my period the last couple days it will disappear for a whole day and then come back so i don't know what to do think of how many pants you would have ruined right if you didn't have the like i love period underwear they're fantastic all right next wait by the way did you like the picture of Hilaria Baldwin there are so many I could I didn't know what this was it's a photo shoot she did no Melissa she's doing yoga clearly this is traditional yoga from her I'm sure she probably even claims that she went to her people she did they they created yoga and it took

me a minute to even realize that was her isn't she naturally a blonde too I mean I think pretty much everyone's name hillary it's kind of like an actual blonde's name well i can say i actually know someone who was brunette who was but i just think she like dyed her hair so that she could look closer to what she's trying to be i i think so i also would bet money that there is at least a bit of microblading going on with her eyebrows obviously they're being dyed but she's also even still she's not really fooling me those eyebrows are those eyebrows are giving white girl from boston mm-hmm yeah she's blonde all right

oh this woman i swear let me get back to you i can't wait to watch the show i will never watch it but the show i am looking for too is megan markle melissa it's my dream show yeah we are so connected so kismet i was like this is my dream life this is my dream show i'm addicted to this and then to see people who are like i'm also like obsessed with like how absolutely like riled up and mad she has got these fucking white women from ohio just like random women who are like she is so evil and lazy and why would she and i'm like okay also a surprising number of white gay men as well well not really surprising but yeah wait if you look at it on paper yeah

it's remarkable and i hope that like she just feels so famous because the fact that she is like all these people she is the main character in all these other people's lives for no reason no they're literally obsessed with her i'm like okay we get it you want to kiss her like we all do like settle down like it's just like it's wild she's making a pavlova and they're like foaming at the mouth freaking out and i'm like they're her fresh berries and i'm like okay okay cool cool cool cool cool but you voted for a man who just is constantly eating mcdonald's in his private jet okay okay for sure i understand your morals i watched uh martha stewart's documentary over the break too and i absolutely adore that woman and i was thinking about how much

i would love to be doing what she's doing too yes wholeheartedly and she's friends with snoop it was part of my inspiration for getting my ass together and rearranging this shit okay well let me put that on my to-do list because i really need some inspiration yeah and then i subscribe to her mini list every day i'm like it's like organized bitch oh my god wait i need it she sends tips about like organizing every single day so it is it's just like got ingrained in my head oh my if martha saw this room right now oh because she even talks about when they had when she was married to that man and they're huge well i think the house is actually still hers it's still her house um but like she's like i clean my own house and i was like oh martha i don't have

that stamina but seeing her very humble beginnings i was like oh yeah you can't like this bitch is like she deserves everything except for being wrongfully accused and going to jail just to be for no reason make an example people and you know who did it james comey stop that's who brought the charges i was like this man just hates women he's the same one that brought up the stuff about hillary's emails i was about to say how old he hates man he was young at the time and trying to make a name for himself younger i should say not young but like younger i don't know i literally said out loud when they say his name i looked at my mom and i was like this man just successful women. Yeah. That doesn't surprise me.

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holidays i was ovulating left my ass off shit got heated this piece had me cackling melissa i love it it's so good and like you know the best part about doing this during the holidays is like you can wear a santa hat um you can listen to like sabrina carpenter's horny christmas music like i finally listened to it incredible it's so good she's so like she said she's so good with words she's very punny and like tongue-in-cheek which i think i gotta say something what her it's slim pickings when she that the the thing about moaning and bitching in the kitchen And I wrote a song almost identical to that when I was in, like, 10th grade. Did you know what it meant?

Yes. Were you doing the devil in time? Oh, my God. Yes. Maybe she's your Meghan Markle. Maybe. Someone else said, already looking forward to all the don't blame me calls about holiday homing. We didn't get a one.

Disappointed in you guys. But you still have time. You still have time. Send them in if you took my advice. Then someone else said, slut, clap it, clap up. It should be like this. Slut it up. Okay, because I said, don't get the clap.

That's where my first. No, no, no. Don't get the clap. It was the clap emojis. Another person said, mother once wrote, it's the damn season. You can call me babe for the weekend. that's it she's not my mother she's somebody's mom no she has cats yeah but i'm just saying i'm older than her so i literally no not my mother no she didn't birth you and i don't i

didn't know that lyric yeah speaking of did you watch the christmas movie which one the one based on her life her and travis that came out yes they actually released that they released it melissa you're kidding no i saw the clips on people somebody was talking about it on tiktok well it is not streaming as anywhere i have seen so far i think it's just on lifetime kicking it up for the holidays no idea touchdown that's touchdown for the holidays leo's disney show end zone you can be my end zone taylor travis movie oh my god but you know what i did watch what red i haven't watched it yet i turned on i turned on amazon prime to watch it but the first thing that popped up was mr and mrs smith because it got nominated for so many awards yeah

the series and i finished all that this weekend i enjoyed it i want to watch it i i watched a lot of their press junket and people really liked it oh it's holiday touchdown that was close no you first of all you might have even said that like i don't i think you're spot on um how the fuck okay sorry don't mind me just forgetting how to spell touch i don't think a lot of people saw it because i only saw maybe two people doing commentary on it on tiktok and they were like i'm watching it so you don't have to i quite literally think tree pain her publicist has put an embargo on this so it can only be airing on lifetime live so you must have a old-fashioned like burn it onto a disc to save it to share i don't think that

they're letting you do it anywhere that requires that is pausing or screen recording well travis's mom is in it well she's in a lot a lot she's doing a lot she's very busy her first one she's been in others wait why are they watching melissa there is a screenshot of them watching something on tv seemingly inside of the merch store of chiefs like there are racks of clothing yeah the chiefs literally i think but you would think it's about a family who loves the chiefs They're not just filming this inside of the store. They might have got a discount. They probably filmed it around the actual stadium since they were sponsoring it.

And they were like, we got to use all these locations that we can. It's giving shipping Julia. Also, Joey King's sister's in it. Wow. Yeah, she's she's it was on Young and the Restless. Oh, OK. So I will be watching this. Wow.

i need rotten tomatoes score because you know i cannot trust an imdb imdb is giving it 6.4 which is but i feel like a lot of people just rated it without watching it i may i'll go in letterbox and see what people say about it um but i watched the red red the red one whatever yeah don't don't spoil it for no i'm not gonna spoil it for you i just want everyone to watch it because the way that we already have stated that the fact that they didn't advertise this movie at all and they needed to make money in theaters like crazy they of the very little advertisement i did see even the trailer they played they deeply undersold this movie incredible listen it's like a full fucking action movie it's so good i knew that i mean like they made

it seem like that we're in it but the rock to me gives like family friendly action movie like i would say that like he's been doing more of the action actions later i believe the last one i watched i'm sure i know that he's released 50 more movies since then but the one that i watched also had the color red in the title oh red notice i kept calling this movie red notice and mom's mott's mom's mott's said babe that is not this movie and he goes that is a movie it's not this one yeah but like it was great and also jk simmons i i he just looked like he was having the time of his life like santa um and i enjoyed it it's also like great some fucking crazy cgi shit can't wait um and then you i watched after that

see again all these movies with their two words and it's so hard to come up the lost city with Channing Tatum and Sandra Bullock oh let me add that to my list Melissa I forgot I have been advocating and championing that Channing Tatum is one of the great like great actors of our generation the same way I did with Megan Fox um and now that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have broken up like I'm really ready for her to have her acting renaissance again she's great um they the lost city they have fantastic chemistry i love you put you put my girl sandy anything i'm loving it i watched like a lot of their press tour stuff and like he was just like geeking the whole time being like she gave me her number and she told me to call her sandy like

i'm obsessed like and i like love that aspect of it but it's just it was it was funny and i enjoyed it and daniel radcliffe is in it and i love when he plays this kind of character he played a similar character and now you see me too which is another movie i love so isn't there another one coming out you betcha and i could not be more fucking excited i love those movies they're so good and i want them to make another one of these and now i need channing tatum and melissa mccarthy in a movie with sandra bullock great i feel like we just want melissa mccarthy did you see her at the golden globes did she present yeah and she had and uh um kristin soriano made her dress oh i love it oh she looks gorge she always has great makeup too

fun oh i love very cute did you see your boy glenn powell did you like his outfit i don't even remember i just saw because he was meeting glenn close at the same time like and they were having a glenn off and i wasn't really paying attention to what he was wearing i was just looking it was just funny like it was just a glenn yeah they were having a moment together and they were laughing about it she didn't know who he was how much you want to bet he goes up and says i was named after you well they had the whole interaction on like it was on camera he was getting interviewed and she was walking by was the guy narrating it now you can see a wild two wild glenns in the wild

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save and invest conditions apply visit scotiabank.com slash hisa to learn more scotia bank you're richer than you think then we have writer number one are they wrong for not getting their boyfriend giving their boyfriend a chance to explain why he was out with an unknown girl 58 said the writer is wrong 42 said the writer is not wrong and that checks out because i think it's like the same way that you know you get the info someone said definitely got to hear his side because i'm sure Ryder is a good respectful person who is acting on impulse but that impulse was correct also boyfriend is probably just going to bullshit you but it would be funny in the future to know what his bullshit excuse was that's all that's really how I feel I just can't understand the

thought process behind just moving out of your shared apartment before having an actual mature conversation just baffling to me I get that part I also wonder I'm like I could see it being like oh he would not answer the question but like there's no way I wouldn't ask I know that's the thing i'm like but i also feel like the writer might just be using it as an excuse to get out because why would you not have a conversation if things weren't already bad no i think i think and you had to have moved in like the dead of night when he or early in the sometime where he wasn't at home because like how much i'm just saying like if you're packing he could have just said hey please don't leave this is who that was yeah so there's no way he was like at home when

it happen so you just leave what if they abandon all their stuff like oh my gosh yeah no man is unless like he's abusive there's no way i'm leaving my shit no unless it's in a suitcase because we just got there like no i'll send someone else to come and grab my shit um i'm not sure if it's my vendetta against men or what but i don't think the writer's wrong like y'all said if the writer had this kind of reaction to seeing the photo it obviously triggered something in the relationship the point where you don't even want to hear them out i do agree that they could have had the conversation but the writer wanted but if the writer wanted to talk it out they would have but they didn't so there must be a reason behind that yep yep yep i want to scale

from one to adam levine how skeezy is he that's a great scale yeah why are people assuming the response is going to make it evident even if he lies assuming what please elaborate oh maybe like why are you assuming that it this is what who that girl was when in reality if you just ask who it was you'll be able to gauge from his response if he's lying or not makes sense because i do think that like doing something bad obviously sucks i think lying about doing like i think lying in general that's like that's a habit it's not like a oh i just did this one thing and like i feel bad and i fucked up or whatever but like once you've been caught doing something that you feel ashamed over doing then digging it in

deeper and then being like lying about oh no no no any of that and it's like okay well now it feels like you didn't learn because like you're making it worse and that's it then writer number two are they wrong for only getting their niece and nephews gifts for christmas and not their sister 13% said the writer is wrong 87% said the writer is not wrong someone said holidays are expensive also adults have adult money obviously not in this case but when life improves for her she will and therefore can and should spend it as they please making sure nieces and nephews have a good holiday is one more important and two a huge help even if your sister doesn't give you credit or thank you somebody else said in this economy then we have my nomination for wrong of the week

matilda jerf 97 said matilda is wrong three percent said matilda is not wrong i'm assuming those people it was a misclick or maybe you're just like really obsessed with her oversized polyester blazers someone said that face crying laughing i will say girly gave me options she gave me options because like it is one of those things that like i could have picked and i like avoid doing like glamour shots of people who are like saying something negative about because i don't i don't like doing that like why yeah um but the irony of like with a lot of like the her slipped glamour shots i was like it kind of fits with a lot of these ones but i just wanted to make sure it was one where her hair wasn't down because a lot of people followed her because

they like love her hair and i didn't want people to be influenced or blinded or you know have a bias because i said i like the blowout so that's also her wikipedia photo which is crazy some people's wikipedia photos i'm like why is this their photo and also you have the power to change it anyone can change it why won't you change this photo and this is clearly a still from like a video like there's no way this is a it's a screenshot photo and i'm like this is i'm assuming this was added during this debacle um and you have to get in there and change it out it does look so smug someone else said another swedish listener here and what one of your other swedish listeners said

on the live stream is so so so true i also find it really ironic matilda's whole thing has kind of been trying to make it look like she's a sweet girl who's nice to literally everyone and somehow she had managed to make the most of her friends and followers genuinely believe that but to me it's been abundantly clear that she's always been a bitch parentheses derogatory yeah a lot of swedish people and we said this in the live stream before but like a lot of people who are swedish were like she fits a specific archetype of like mean girl that like you can see through it immediately um and i learned a bit more about her because jesse and lily covered her and i guess she says that she started which is so fucking ironic she said she started her brand

because like one time she was like uh doing a shoot for a different brand and when she saw like the final images she realized they like photoshopped her and like made her look skinnier and like that like really wrecked her confidence and so she wanted to like start a brand that's like all about like size transparency and like body inclusivity and like you know not making not editing their models to be smaller i was like oh no just yelling at them and telling them their ass is too fat and then making something pulling someone who has a smaller ass and saying well this ass is too small goldilocks of the perfect ass like okay you're not you're doing it in real life then like you're just bullying people in real life so you don't have to take a smooth tool

like oh okay another swede there are actually famous swedish women defending her trying to make this a gender issue if a man did this blah blah blah no if a man did this he would be disgusting human being and should be punished for it this isn't a woman quote-unquote acting like a man being bossy or cold or whatever else women are called for being leaders and bosses are acting in ways that men don't like. This is a human being being a psychological terror to her employees. I will say as a white woman, that is the, that is in the playbook very quickly of white women being like, well, if I was a man and it's like, well, I think if you were a man doing this in your office with, to the women, I think you would be in bigger trouble than you are right now.

and i think if you're a man doing this in general and you want to do this might i suggest working for enron might i suggest working for black rock might i suggest might i suggest going somewhere that's not like but like body transparency and inclusivity like you can be a bitch professional you can get paid to be a bitch and you don't have to hide it yeah yeah that's for that one all right and then my pick was nicholas hamlet or nicholas wayne hamlet 99 said nicholas are wrong one percent said nicholas is not wrong i don't think it really wrote in fuck that man yeah he's awful horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible i just had one thing i had a realization i wanted to tell you it's the last thing i we have been two champions of j-lo specifically making movies

where j-lo gets to just spend all this money and just like get to do what she loves put on a nice little outfit do a little dance do a little sing song a little rain little splash and everybody was like oh my god so self-indulgent horrible hate that tom cruise does that in the mission impossible movies that is the exact same thing motz has been watching them and when i tell you i said damn this is the longest movie ever he said no there's this is i said these have been multiple of these movies over and over and over again doing the same thing and everybody here wanted to shit on j-lo for making a movie that was just everything she likes that is a great analogy isn't it that is a great analogy and at least jayla's are creative all right well thank

you for listening to see you next tuesday we'll be back on thursday for don't blame me that we're about to record right now still um and uh friday we'll have fisting friday we'll be doing our 2025 25 predictions. So stay tuned. I have so many. And I do think some of mine have already come true. Okay. All right.

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