Don't Blame Me! - SYNT: Is Brisket a Christmas Meat?

Episode Date: October 10, 2023

Meghan and Melisa are back with another episode of their podcast! This week, they talk about Meghan's whimsical weekend, Melisa's crime scene bed, the incredible Lewis Jack-O-Latern, Melisa's Beyonce tickets, Meghan's Halloween costume, Meghan's dollhouse making, Melisa's brisket, and boy math and good celebrity encounters. This episode is full of fun and laughter, so be sure to tune in! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Visit ancestry.ca for details. Terms apply. hi happy cheers day cheers star we said we'd see you next tuesday and here it is that next tuesday you see us you hear us maybe you feel us how was your weekend my weekend was our week i should say at this point I was gonna say I'm like what the fuck did I do this weekend um got bit by some spiders oh yeah that was this week um my weekend was good my were my in-laws still in town last weekend no no what the fuck did I do hear me scrolling back to see oh I did a lot of drawing yep that's all I that's that's no that's my screenshots okay no no let's see oh no I had a great weekend. How did I forget Melissa? I had a wonderful, amazing Saturday because I do.

So I get really frustrated with myself because I need to mentally prepare for things. I'm not like spontaneous and like, I need to have my morning. No, we know this. I need to have my morning routine before I can like do something. But then if I don't plan to do something like plans will make me stressed. But if I don't plan to do something, then like I'm not going to be able to do something so the whole like lax weekend sleep in like let's just like play it by ear thing doesn't really work for me unless I'm like not planning on leaving the house um so the prior weekend I was like I don't like this I want to do something I want to make a list of things we're going to do and I just woke up had my coffee and I just like put my makeup I like got all ready and

I like thought about my outfit the night before it was pretty cute um and we went to the it was like the rainy day in la and we went to the nursery we're the only people there because people are afraid of rain so it was so nice walking around we got some new plants too didn't it oh my god it smelled yeah so and especially in the um like the one where there's more tropical plants in there i was like oh my gosh i just i smell the i almost said carbon monoxide i smell the uh photosynthesis in here like it was just like oh i'm getting that like this is so fresh and so green um and my like my so green green exactly so that was great and then we walked around little shops and areas oh and then we went to a bunch of different thrift stores to look for

like cute home stuff i found or i didn't find mott's found and he kept saying like i'm meaning to take you i think you really like this place it's adorable i'll have to take you and everything's under like 30 or something i'm not gonna go why so it was an antique place no no no i pivoted too fast we were going to thrift stores but then monster's like oh let's this one's here let's go here and it's not a thrift store and it's just like very cute aesthetic little home items and so they'll have like you know a cute little marble bowl like they have all these things that are very very nick and nacky but like with purpose which i adore that i do like yeah and i just want to say i don't know i think that thrift stores are great as a concept but i have

contamination issues so I do not like to touch things that have already been enclosed around someone else's body yeah I was like it's not a class thing it's a contamination thing um and currently I well so I went to this one um what we like looked at some house stuff and I didn't find anything I liked for it but you know that's a process and so I was like like to get to know different thrift stores um in different areas to be like okay what do you normally have like what are your vibes um and we went to one and they had a bunch of fucking do you know the brand hill house yes um they had a bunch of hill house dresses there that were like brand new that i got one for 15 and i was like it's currently in my freezer because i'm keeping it in the freezer for

about a week and because that can if there's any bed bugs or anything in there stinking exactly and then it will be washed so we're in a plastic bag i assume of course i don't know i don't have contamination issues but i have issues people to know that you're not raw docking it and if there are critters in it then you open up your trader joe's box of waffles and then you find some bed bugs in them first of all i'm not eating those anymore i bought them they're not good oh i like the bands are better i felt the opposite but how long are you putting yours in no the issue is our air fryers are very like they your air fryer microwave combo like that is like a level of like i don't even know what the fuck i would put the waffle at

in that well i adjusted it as well and it still came out i was like maybe i'm cooking it too maybe it's too hot i've made adjustments i've made every time i put two in because there's i bought two packs so i had that's six different you know things i've tried it out done vans i'm sticking with them well i'm back to vans because they're certified gluten-free and the trader jones ones let me the fuck down um so yeah and we like it was just like very fun and like productive we went to like a bookstore and we just like tramped around I had a really I like literally was like on cloud nine because I love doing things the whole thing is like you just have to get me out of the house and once I'm out of the house and I've always been like this even like pre-pandemic

I liked to work out in the morning because if I was out in the morning I would then be like oh I'm already out let me go grab groceries like let me go do this errand like let me go do this because I'm already I'm already out and like that's the biggest difference I think between LA and New York like people in New York like you wake up in the morning and you get ready you go and you're out for the whole fucking day and in LA that's not usually the case if you are not working out of the house and so you have to do that and then I forget how much I like it that was a sneeze cough combo that was alarming what was that i don't know i think the aliens are trying to get to you got caught in my throat and then i had to cough no i it's like i think i saw the sneeze go into

your mouth and then become like it was and it was one of those sneezes that hurt yeah okay that was really that was really i'm really excited for you thank you um and i want to take you to this nursery i think you'd like really i think you'd really like it even if you don't get things there but i think um i it's just it makes me like i don't know when i look at all these like live plants and things and not like desert plants no offense to fucking desert plants but like i don't think about life when i see a cactus like i know it's life and i don't want to be like an asshole but like i think of a barren desert but when i see these like lush greens i'm like i'm like oh i need to like i need to create like look at this like life is so green there's so much to

be had so that was fun and then I um tried to hang a mirror in here three times and now I just need to move it up a couple inches because um I keep patching it but the issue is is that uh the second time I did it I thought I did enough space but I didn't so then I made a large hole and then I patched it and then I tried to hang it in the patched hole and they said we are not strong enough for that and so I'm gonna have to top it off a little bit but yeah when I watched your video as i did um yep because she wanted my fucking element code and she said what's your code and url and i sent the video and i said you could at least watch the goddamn fucking video i didn't know it was in the video because you want to video look i usually sit down because i

i open youtube and i'll sit down and i'll watch a couple videos so i do watch them i watch them on my television i love i love being a big screen in your home um yeah you had the complete opposite weekend that i had what did you do this weekend i was recovered ramping so bad like so bad i'm bleeding bled the most that i've bled in life like i woke up and i was like this is a crime scene didn't you get your period early before like two months ago yeah and then i got it late i think yeah i'm taking flights every month yeah i was gonna say you're getting off yeah so they were like oh we're home we're giving you know let's make up for lost time yeah and it was so much i was like i've never bled through a cup you know how much blood has to come through

for a cup to a lot break the suction to get around break the seal yeah so yeah that was that that was my weekend uh i have really nothing else i was going to share how i will never be getting those gluten-free waffles again i will be sticking the vans i do like the ancient grains of the vans too because they just feel a little earthy a little nutty and i you know i like a nut i i we know you like it's hey and you know it's almost nut season we're getting to the holidays um are you decorating for halloween no i'll have my pumpkins out cute it's my decorations i'm not a big decorator of things i told i like i like all the cooking part of stuff i don't really like the decorations when we have houses next to each

other in the specific neighborhoods that we have pre-vetted um i will decorate specifically the outside of your home so it can coordinate with mine like i would like i would like our homes to have like a couple's halloween costume like level of like reference um and um you're paying for them too because i don't even like to first of all i will be sharing what i have okay i'm just letting you know no and it's gonna be decorations are a waste it definitely depends on the decoration how do you feel about inflatables the same way i feel about all decorations they're waste i hate inflatables but the fact they're inflatable they're not like those to me those are the worst i do like lewis melissa when i tell you i was like am i about to

go to target and start searching for lewis because like it's the antithesis of what i like in a decoration something that speaks something that is motion censored and something that is taller than me and all those hard pass no no but they opened his mouth and i said lewis i want to get to know you lewis like lewis is giving um like quirky character actor on a children's yes show yes it was like wrapped his whole tongue around lewis i was like is this played by mr mosby i was I loved it. And I also love the shape of Louis' head. Like, what a little, like, short and stout little pumpkin.

I wonder how much Louis is. Do you think Louis is definitely, like, sold the fuck out? Yeah. After that TikTok, definitely went viral. Yeah, I just Googled Louis. The first thing is Louis Jack-O-Lantern. I'd still be afraid, though. How much is he?

It's eight feet tall. Oh, my God. There is one for $300 on sale on, like, eBay. Because they bought it up. Yep. It's called Light and Sound Pumpkin Halloween Ghoul. Hide and eek, Louis. There's articles written about Louis now. I'm looking at NBC News. Oh, yeah. What else? Oh, I got Beyonce movie tickets. i saw that like in the lucky state like just how you are lucky lucky girl luckying the luckiest lux yeah it was i was literally i was about to go to sleep and i was just doing my nighttime

instagram check and i saw beyonce posted i was like oh let me go see how much it'll cost to buy out a theater because of course everyone you just know liz is not wondering how much it costs to have a pedestrian experience she goes how much is it gonna cost for me to booge the fuck out how can i how much will the ideal this is the same melissa who priced out with our friend kyle about how much it would cause for us to rent a super yacht all together yeah because i was like enough people will go that i know so just like the super it'll pay for it'll pay for itself um and by that by me going amc had just blocked off like the whole website that you go to the amc website you're just in line so yeah i was like oh i guess i'm in this line and i was going

to sleep like i wasn't trying to be in the line but i'm like i'm here now so i'll be in the line and uh it only took like 20 ish minutes and then i got through and then i went to they didn't have up how much it would cost to rent out for beyonce but they did have for taylor and i was like probably the same price yeah for 20 tickets it was 800 i said that's 40 a ticket too much um so uh then i just got tickets i was the first person at the i won't say what theater but i was the first person to get it and then um uh i was like oh let me my mom and her best friend They wanted to go to the concert in Kansas City, but they couldn't because they would have to be at work the next day and whatever.

They've had, I won't get into details. I was like, I'll go buy them some tickets too. So I got them tickets. And by the time I bought them tickets and then came back to look at Beyonce at the theater I'm going to, it was completely sold out. So are you going by yourself? No, I got tickets for me and Sonam because she wanted to go here in LA. and then um she uh and then i was like i'm sorry i'm going in houston she's like who am i supposed

to go with him like so i'll get this as the your make good i just and avia got tickets too so we're next to each other oh fun i'm so excited like me too literally we were talking about before where i was like i just need to know the whole process and it was what two days after we recorded that or something yes yes that like yes or maybe the day after it was it was a little bit uh because we were would have recorded on thursday and this happened on monday okay yeah so i just pulled up my instagram and i just see beyonce's and i immediately go that's happening like i didn't even need to read the fucking caption i'm just watching and go this is checks check check all the boxes and i'm like fuck yes so i'm excited because i had just i had just edited it and i

was like oh it came true manifestation um i am very uh i'm gonna see both of them delayed i'll see yeah i was like first probably because i didn't see the concert i was like oh i was gonna like i was gonna but i was like it's gonna be on opening night and i don't i was like i don't think you would want to there's no there is like literally no that's an helicopter if you can hear that there is no um two there's not a single thing that i would any piece of media in a theater on opening night um unless one of us made it and in that case i'm just kicking other people out of theater yes because then i would have i would have been guys would have been sponsored by a you know yeah um but i pick announced later

in the day that they're running it and everybody in the comments is like i already got my ticket amc why why so i'm thinking i pick we could go there yeah if you want to go yeah do you think ams does amc and i pick do they own i because i thought they were doing an amc exclusive that's what i thought too but they're not get your bag from whoever i've seen in other places too but i think amc was like the first to have them and then later in the day other people got it yeah so it's launch yes yeah that is exciting yeah i'm obsessed i said gr i pick i wish you would have said this earlier i would have come to you and then everyone else after me also responded the same thing so you're loyal you're loyal and it's like bitch if i knew i would have chosen you

i'm i'm very excited for uh that and i think it's um she makes we've said this before but like to see like something that someone who's a very film like mind where it's not just like a concert yeah movie so i think that's gonna be production a whole production company park very very very very very very cool so um looking forward to that for everybody and uh have you figured out what you're gonna be for halloween are you gonna dress up for anything no i don't you know i don't dress up on halloween no i know but i didn't know if you had something that i don't you know except for like for if we're doing something which i was thinking we could use the outfit idea we have for a person's live show if we get tickets we could also do that

on yes Halloween yes yes yes I spent a lot of fucking time brainstorming so I have a list of costumes that I can do if the SAG strike does not end before I need to order them and then I have a list of costumes that I can do that the SAG strike can end will end and I've also picked out TikTok songs and things for each depending on which one but I'm going to tell you right now the one of things that i can do if the strike concludes and we get what we want is much longer more robust and i prefer it are you going to surprise me um i don't need to surprise you but i have i haven't decided though hopefully by the time that they're hearing this i actually don't know if it'll be out yet but if it is hell yeah um i i did this very beautiful hanging candles above our mantle oh

that's hot isn't that cool those the ones that look like they float yeah nice i got up on there my little step stool and i free balled it i did not do any sort of measuring so then i sat down I went that doesn't look good they're floating I don't think you should be no but some of them were then exactly the same height and like you know I had to I had to fuss with it but it looks pretty good and yeah and I'm wondering if I want to pivot and change my entire life and start making wrapping paper I just think it'd be fun to design wrapping paper but I don't know how to do it so it's just one of my new hyper fixations I feel like it's not that hard like you can make the design and then you just be like find a printer yep but you know how i feel about printers

no not you printing like a printer a professional printer and totally do it you just i still have issues with printers as like a concept like they're just it's like the post office it's very confusing to me and when i when i said a printer i didn't mean like a actual printer i meant the person like a printer person yeah that my name is sue and i'm a printer yes that kind of printer so a professional printer yeah that's a good call well we'll see i'll have a new hyper fixation in what a week how's your dollhouse coming first of all i got some wonderful tips from people who said megan i think you'll love the concept of it but it's going to be very hard for you to make decisions like permanent decisions with it and i was like that is also totally true um but you

should be more excited to know that not this week because it's hella fucking hot this week but once it finally starts once we start getting to that 70 high maybe 72 high it's like never mind i was gonna say i think it's like because i looked it up but when i looked it up i was looking up for december for my inspirations to go see beyonce yeah i'm gonna say we're in october we are still in the we're still hot as fuck here so um once we hit first week of november this fucking girl is going ham with her metal detector in her backyard because the brace of sun will not be beating down on me i will not be covered i will pop a beta blocker i will get my little outfit on probably a beekeeping suit because i do need to get one of those because

i love it and i'm about to oh i'm gonna go i'm gonna go crazy i'm excited i would like to come hunt with you please do and like my house is old i find things random things all the time I think it'll be great. Great. Fantastique. Your summer travels deserve an upgrade. With select Chevrolet, Buick, GMC, and Cadillac vehicles connected by OnStar, you can stream, game, and more on the go.

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Yeah, I forgot. It's been there for months. I know. I took it out. I thought it. Oh, my God. I don't like where this is going. What? I made a delicious meal.

First of all, your face was going. I thought you were dragging on there. I thought it. Then I forgot about. I thought this was going to be like we. Oh, OK. You made brisket. Yeah, but I made it as if I was making a pot roast.

Oh, the best way to make brisket. And I put some potatoes in there and carrots and celery. and it was i'm still eating it because fuck i should come over today feed like eight to twelve people well that's what happens when you buy things from a farm yeah in bulk yes and so therefore i'll be eating it i'll i've had it for lunch and dinner since monday and it's not even halfway fucking hell i am annoyed as hell i didn't come today fucking shit we literally were talking about that last night because we're hosting christmas here and i was like what should we make like because my sister-in-law is a vegetarian and so is their son and like you

know if he wants to eat meat they'll be like okay go for it but he doesn't usually um and i was like so i'm like trying to think of things to make and stuff and first month's like what if we made everyone an individual cornish game hen and i went holy fuck you tell me i do too much like chill the fuck out i've done it before they're not great no and i'm like we could make a couple in lieu of making a turkey like that's totally fine but like not like every person gets their own individual like we that's a lot um but then he was like what would your dream be and i was like brisket but i don't know how like christmasy brisket brisket is very christmas is it yes brisket is a christmas meat okay because what i grew up eating on christmas was um stuffed shells

and tamales so which don't make a lot of sense um but i don't know what like traditional i know like duck which i don't fuck with duck um ham don't fuck with ham and that's the only thing i know i guess lamb i don't really lamb is so expensive fuck with lamb i think that's why it's like and then monster we could do lobster and i was like is christmas food just expensive food is that the point what did you grow up eating we do brisket we do we do a lot of the same stuff as thanksgiving but then add in like brisket and ham is usually with christmas we didn't have that at thanksgiving but yeah like we still do turkey and everything okay well if you say we can do a brisket maybe we'll do a brisket no like literally

type in like christmas brisket and it's gonna be a whole bunch of stuff comes up that's what i should have done instead i just said christmas mains i should have i should have fed them what i wanted to hear because yeah you're right holiday brisket oh fucking hell that's shit's looking good i have my left for lunch day though i have my leftovers from my hello freshman last night and i have some um a cute little uh uh pork tenderloin except when i asked my husband he put the food away this morning i was like you put away the sauce too right and he goes oh no i forgot and i go is that the plum sauce yeah no it's like the honey e and i was like i'm devastated that i don't have a sauce i'll survive because it's me i eat cold food you do

I am a, there are times where I strictly eat to live, but there are meals where I go, damn, if I had the patience, the attention span, and the will, I could be, if I was eating this food, I understand how some people are live to eat kind of thing. Because I would live to eat this food, but I don't have the rest of accoutrements that it takes to serve myself this. often yeah that's why i was feasting during the pandemic no you were fucking she was chefing all over these bitches you're still chefing i wouldn't say you're out of that era uh i mean that was like an everyday thing like i'd get up at like midnight and make a lobster yeah now it's like on the weekend i'll make some one large thing to eat throughout the week but you're also like looking at new recipes you know you're not yeah you're not on your my fridges only contains prepack like pre-made someone else has made like you're not in your

your macro essential phase yeah not right now i was actually looking at someone sent us something in um the don't blame me email and i can't tell if it's a scam or not but it's a meal delivery service that has like gluten-free let me tell you let's see the company itself isn't but i feel like the email is did you see that um you definitely did but that trend um i didn't of i'd be shocked the um when there's girl math and then men started coming from girl math coming for girl math and then they got ripped to fucking shreds the point where all these men on twitter would be like abort mission abort mission they are coming hot we need to proceed in the year of the barbie movie you can't um they were like these women we underestimated we said we we are sincerest

apologies like troops out out out um they literally killed me i saved one that where is it boy math is not wanting kids but not having a vasectomy and not wearing a condom and being adamantly against abortions boy math is talking to four girls when you can actually afford to talk to zero boy math is how 510 measures is six feet tall boy math is knowing everything about their favorite rapper and not knowing their kid is allergic to nuts boy math is being 6'2 but shorter than a 5'10 woman uh boy math is thinking marriage has a more serious consequence than having a child with someone boy math is having 12 bodies but delivering zero orgasms damn um boy math is being afraid of gold diggers you don't have a headboard

boy math is not going to spend ten dollars on flowers because they'll die um and then i loved one of the wga ones boy math is losing billions of dollars just to end up almost tripling your offer um this one is so fucking true boy month is getting your heart broken by one girl in seventh grade and deciding to hate all women for life i literally met an adult man debatable if you consider him an adult emotionally no not at all who you people know him is such a horrible person and like specifically like not a good person for um people that they were to be friend involved or romantic involved and when i asked this was the reason and i literally was like you're fucking kidding me you got your heart broken when you were 11 get shut

the fuck like no no no your heart hasn't even developed you don't even have a full heart yeah yeah you you just got kneecaps like shut the fuck up um then someone did jane cook 51 mary's longtime partner 24 uh boy math um boy math is wanting a traditional woman who pays bills boy math is when you cannot cook or clean but takes it's the women who refuse to do it for you who are lazy and dirty boy man boy math this one fucking boy math man who struggles to please one girlfriend wants threesome boy math is knowing the age of consent in every country so funny damn i loved it i loved it and i also loved um that one picture of adam sandler where people were sharing like the best celebrity interaction they ever had and then they edited

one where it's like the negative one red eyes and being like in the worst oh they made me chuckle um there's one about play the flave that i can't read but if anyone knows it it is very funny do you want me see I'll send it to you and as someone who grew up absolutely loving Flava Flay I just anytime that he comes up in pop culture I'm just like remind I'm like remember when you had a whole tv show do you remember when you introduced us to New York yeah like do you remember when you were like you were the launching platform for I would say that like if we didn't have New York I don't know that we would have meme culture yeah like I don't I don't it's just oh not evil actually very funny

but Flava Flav slammed a door in my face at the iHeartRadio Music Awards because he was busy carrying eight vodka sodas I was like damn nigga and he was like my bad beautiful and walked off i can hear him i can fully hear him and also i would love to know how he balances eight vodka soda like because i would use the medallion as a little bit of like a resting relief or like to kind of position something there but um i love it there was another one that was pretty good um i don't know if i saved it my cousin had johnny depp do i don't do drugs kid talk at her high school as promo for redacted after he invited a few girls to travel in his limo and got out some cocaine this is alleged because it's from a tweet so you know another great tweet

that i saw that has nothing to do with it was um someone who said i used to enter on a radio station and part of my job was to call concert ticket winners the ones that weren't on air i randomly picked a beyonce winner from the contest list and he was zero percent excited so i pretended it was a prank call and i picked someone new and then the girl i ended up the girl i ended up picking next started screaming on the phone and so i knew i had landed on someone deserving i was so annoyed during the call because it was like oh okay um what day is it who's performing uh and who's the opener oh um and i said just kidding thanks for your time sir the station did not care who we chose but it had to be from a list so i'm glad i found a real fan next and i was like oh i love

that oh the miss carter show world tour oh okay i forget we put the in acronyms that to me is a lowercase little yeah prefix there um these were more good celebrity encounters when i was a waitress keifer sutherland would come to dine and ask what's your rent and then write that amount on the tip line of the check i that's like if i that would be i would love to fucking do that like that's so just the best and also he's a nepo baby right i think so i think that family is like and to me kids are also yes but i think that they are third or fourth generation nepo babies because isn't there's an older one donald sutherland isn't there too actor and his mom is i thought there was a don younger one and his old dad surely and she's also an actress an activist

so yeah they're both actors so i loved that one um this one fucking killed me when i was 10 i was in line to ride a carousel a girl came up to me with her friends and said her dad is bruce willis if you let us cut in line you can meet him and i said no i rode the carousel went outside and saw bruce willis yelling at the two of them being like don't use my name like that and then says based on the timeline i think it was rumor which i also like love hell yeah um this one i read this one to mott's and he was like oh this is like his dream at a bar i was at a bar at an airport and i had an hour-long conversation with a guy talked about life love ethics religion and then he insisted he pay for my bill i said no i make so much money it's fine he said no i make more money

i asked well what's your name it was biggie smalls jesus christ i make more money what's your name Biggie Smalls, I would go, you do make more money. And he said, more money, more problems. So he's trying to get rid of it. He said, take some of my problems. Yeah. Oh, this one was sweet. Back in January, I had a meeting up at Adam Sandler's office with some of his execs.

And about 10 minutes into the meeting, he popped his head in and yelled, oh, and I yelled, oh, shit, because I had no idea he'd be there. And the whole room busted out laughing. Then Adam came in and gave me a hug, told me I was handsome. And we talked about Redacted for a second and how he was the reason I wanted to make movies and he left in his horrible collared shirt shorts combo to go play basketball while we finish the meeting I think about it every day

I just love that alright well thank you for sharing all those lovely tidbits Twitter can be a fun place when it's not a flaming hellscape of shit when you just got your

Twitter just so curated and then they just start popping random tweets in to ruin the good time when i tell you i'm coasting on a beautiful algorithm that i need people to just not fuck around like moths asked me he goes dude would you write the government shutdown and i go i actually didn't because my twitter is everything i want to hear about right now i follow a lot of politicians so do i but i realized moths is like oh i got the apple alert and i go i'm sorry the last apple alert that i got was like five fall recipes to keep you cozy and like he shows me

his app alert and i showed mine and i was like damn apple like really not thinking i'm an intellectual and then i got one later of it my last one asked when will the hit tv show ab elementary return that i got that one as well um but uh oh yes i was gonna ask you how far did you jump yesterday when that alert went off so i want to say not that far but i think if someone was watching me they might have said oh she jumped a lot but in contrast i will say i did jump more. Was it yesterday when we were coming home from Target and I was like talking to Mott's turning to my right and there was not a branch, but like a small leaf that was coming out of our hedges. And I almost walked into it, which would have been fine because it was a leaf. And that

startled me. I screamed and jumped up and knocked into Mott's. So that was definitely worse. but i also followed that reddit post on the landlord subreddit about the person who their landlord is like tinfoil hat conspiracy theory and has shut off the power people look it up look up the like my land like can my landlord do this it's about what's wanting ky which is kentucky um on the landlord subreddit or the jelly that you use for sex well i'm sure this man would have a conspiracy theory about that as well but he shut off the power in the entire building for like hours and was like i've got an egg timer that i'll be timing it out on so after four hours but it's like if you have a vaccine you will die like and when all of these

things with that so i feel like i was five if i didn't if i wasn't on top of that subreddit i would have jumped more but i was waiting for updates on that so i knew it was coming got it it came like 15 minutes early though oh well i have no concept of time okay that's true okay well thank you all for joining us i hope you enjoyed this see you next tuesday and we will see you next tuesday you little cunts yeah bye