Don't Blame Me! - SYNT: Karaoke Drama

Episode Date: April 1, 2025

Meghan and Melisa share the results from But Am I Wrong? Karaoke Drama. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

hi welcome to see you next tuesday after dark after dark tonight we're gonna get a little more cunty it i was scared what you were gonna say thank you for plugging in with us and allowing us to take you on this ride on this tuesday megan how are you feeling usually we reserve the pervy ones for friday but i guess i mean we're recording this at 8 30 p.m yeah smooth listening so we've got to take make it a little sexier did you ever watch fraser of course i did we talked about fraser like this makes me think radios the anything radio show i'm like living my fraser dreams but talked about fraser i talked about fraser within the last week so i talk about fraser all the time i always talk about the frazier almost weekly so could have been me mutts always makes fun of me

uh for watching frazier and his brother also watched oh no it was a joke in running point there was a joke about frazier there was i felt she called him yeah she called him she was like this is frazier and he was like no i'd be mad dog because that's the sports commentator yeah yeah yeah you know i have to say if anybody if you got your tonsils out like you know you've got like a week off from anything if you want to like remember what tv used to be frasier because like you want to talk about slow paced television did you watch the reboot no no did it last two seasons i don't know but it was definitely on oh i thought it was announced no like there was one season in a second like there's no niles and there's no daphne and the dog died yeah and the

dad died so like and also just frazier oh they're still with us on yes in this realm i thought yes i thought they had passed no take my people that i mentioned the father because he was already and the dog i mean it's been 20 years it's been a very long time that's yeah i just i think they put him in memorial they did they put the dog in memoriam i remember with a dog that wow yeah kelsey grammar is a weird one him and tim allen yeah and the thing is they make very liberal television like i was watching a clip from home improvement the other day it came across on tiktok and it was like this episode where the oldest son came home and he was like telling his girlfriend to make him a sandwich and she's like i'd love to and then tim allen took the son into

the garage and was like i've been reading this feminist book and like you don't need to be doing this blah blah and i was like what the fuck is this no i it's so great and the fact that like tim allen is on a show about him and his daughter where his daughter is like dad like you're a bigot stop being so offensive and he's like oh honey every week no and i'm like jab it it's a good show no and i'm just so confused and you know this is why kirstie alley was so mad she was like why do these men get to be just as big as bigot racist as me i mean but they get to make their little shows and also can we talk about fraser the definition of a beta like you're talking about a soft boy kelsey grammar also was the executive producer on girlfriends the one a lesbian show

it's not a lesbian show that's the l word girlfriends is the trace is the tracy ellen's yes they've got the very yes a very black yes show of the early 2000s like no yeah it's wild i i just i will forever be so fucking confused why they do these shows that guy who's caught that look he has the same look as the guy from gray's anatomy with the eyes but his hair is white and his eyebrows are white and he looks like is he white i think so he just looks a lot like he looks like he doesn't look he looks like sorry who's the other one with the eyes from the other network yes um hold on i don't watch gray's anatomy for everybody who's not on gray's anatomy he's on um was that the boy from cousin skeeter yeah i don't know yeah robert

ricard who looks like neil mcdonald i think that's who you're talking about though i think that's right so what movie or what network show is this guy in he was on um on another upn show that came on with girlfriends um what was the name of that show uh it was kyla pratt she played kyla pratt's love interest on it oh that might be what i'm thinking of them it was her and her dad flex one-on-one okay oh yes and there we go he was also in veronica mars i don't know if you saw that i don't know that i made it that far he was recurring on vampire diaries i already knew who he was by then okay so it must have been was he out of soap i don't think so he was untouched by an angel remember when you we went down that road oh he's in coach carter

and they play that movie on tv all the time they do coach carter is not a tv show it is a movie they used to play it on i think tbs all the time yes so this is also why i got confused thinking that um i got remember the titans and coach carter confused with each other once football and once basketball unless i wasn't watching them they were just they were sports things that the boys like to watch and i said keep surfing the channels find a mary k nashley movie like i wasn't one but i just thought that and then for a while when i figured out they were two separate ones i feel like you would love remember the titans oh sorry i meant friday night light well all of those ones they're all the same to me well friday night lights is it's

a movie and a tv show and a movie yes and so i do think i thought for a while that they all were like they got a two-for-deal so if you did a sports movie also mostly because i these movies were not in theaters when i was a kid they were only exclusively played on tv all like at this point if i was born in i don't know 2007 i might have thought that the devil wears prada was a tv show because they played on tv so fucking much and also the same thing that's the sex in the city movie you forget that that was a movie because they just keep playing i mean tv show they just they play it and they also there are times when they when they would just mix it in with the actual tv show and break it up fucking can you say no wonder why they have no the youth have

no attention span yes also with um saved by the bell um one of the greatest shows ever but they used to have like special movies that would come on like during prime time and then they would break them when they would play it on tbs it's tbs's fault actually when they would play replay it on tbs they would add the movies in where they would fit in with the show as well and break it up as well as the college years which was a prime time show no that's so confusing yes and like you know who's not doing that and like who actually should is marvel like give me like the way that i feel like i'm a forensic analysis like going through being like which timeline does this fit well they have if you watch in disney plus there is one where you can watch all of it

in chronicle order there's a selection you can do that's how i was going through but all the new ones yeah and then they they update it they're regularly updating it so the tv shows as well as the yeah the tv shows added in make no the loki season two i was like i'm sorry i can't watch this where the fuck does this go in um because uh it's it's so weird because uh i want to say coach carter but i know it's not coach carter peggy carter what is her show called oh low no no the new superman no it's like it's like in black and white but it's not no i know exactly what you mean agent carter yes agent carter coach carter yes which is not the same thing as crossing jordan chasing so then when they put agent carter in there because it has to go after the after the

first captain america but then we've got like a one-off thing that they did and then they put but then it splices because there's a time where things come in between there it's so no it's so but it makes sense because that's how i was watching it but i was like there's too many asian carters i can't keep up no i i was on for so long it but like no one was watching it and i feel bad because it's actually a no great show we're also obsessed that it got i mean people are upset that it got canceled and then i was like this one we're watching it a lot longer for something that i'm pretty sure no one watched and you would say to me though because you incorporate agents of shield in there it's in there no it's in there too no that is like what do you mean

anytime so we were watching the new um captain america i like leaned over to months and i was like who's so who's dead like where where are we at and like i'm always just waiting to find out like you're the first time someone like longingly stares at a photograph which is like they have since past because i don't watch the trailers for the new ones and i'm just like tell me who's dead so i know where we are in this space because none of the characters they're unflinching yeah they have no they're like yeah this is l normal listen to me marvel is just soap operas for comic books because people are dying coming back to life they get played by a new character it's a new actor it's the same thing that happens in soap

operas yeah they're just getting paid more yeah and they have less pages to do a day they have a lot less pages to do a day but anyway this is see you next tuesday where we read the results from last week's but am i wrong so if you're new here and you're like i thought this was marvel talk no it's not um or sometimes it happens marvel does get brought up quite a bit it's a big part of our lives um but uh let's get into reading these results you're up for episode 137 all right uh melissa says if you label yourself an office siren and get fired you aren't doing a good job two percent said i was wrong 98 said i was not wrong someone said this is why i call myself the personality hire at least for my part-time job people love me because i do

my job without actually doing my job i'm reliable i get along with all my co-workers even the most annoying ones so i can basically do whatever i want not get fired and i'm so hot so it helps thank you love that someone else said as a corporate girly i understand wanting to still feel cute and fashionable at work and i try to do that a little bit but i can't fathom wanting to feel sexy at work when i work with a bunch of men 40 plus who i would not want to perceive me in any way other than as their co-worker another person said not wrong but people need to chill on tiktok a tube top and a micro mini is def a no-go we also got a little weird and puritanical when it when it came to dress codes like a sleeveless top and a skirt above the knee that still covers

everything should be acceptable in most offices i think they are i i agree i also think that in an office in a long time yeah and like bodies should like if someone who has no ass can wear something if you have an ass you should be able to wear the same thing like i have like it can't be sexualized in that way yeah i also think like just wear sweatpants to work but like you'll get in trouble for that keep your titties in i just think if i'm gonna advocate for anything it's like not being a slut at work like it's like for being more comfortable or for like a 401k match or just like a high like a raise i can't be so concerned with my ass hanging out all day no my titty falling onto a desk and like by the way unless i work somewhere where that is acceptable like

a strip club well and that is perfectly fine offices are like the air conditioning is so crazy your leg hair is growing back through those are you wearing nylons like are you doing full skin on shared like meeting chairs no gross no uh someone else said who are you seducing is so right office people in my experience are either horrible humans or really nerdy and i don't think you need to try that hard to to seduce nerdy people true yeah and you know who was it that said nerds nerds are the ones you want to fuck nerds will rock your world someone another person said that's what i always thought too why on earth would you risk losing your job for that and no offense it doesn't take hr dress code violations to have men wrapped around your

finger just saying exactly so true so true maybe they're just maybe this is all from like big express trying to keep express in business but express is like do they have skirts they're like pencil skirts and slacks they're making micro minis no it's shein's version of express yes it's because they ran out of fabric someone else said i don't know what i voted i just automatically did it changing the story melissa's not wrong i usually like freedom with clothing at the office but with common sense but this idea of being a siren it's kind of crazy and also sadly dangerous because office guys are discussing for much more less and i hate that i have to factor that on how i dress for a job but i have and i never have dressed like an office siren or nearly

close so yeah again advocate for g for casual friday for jeans and not like everybody has to put in a dollar because that was a thing for a while what they would say if you want to wear jean have jeans friday you have to put in a dollar i don't know where who gets to go to wait what yeah that feels illegal yeah that's so weird yeah yeah i don't like that you should not be giving money back to work no like that feels like one of those scams of being like we overpaid you 500 like you're getting paid a thousand dollars now go pay someone else this 500 and then it's like oh but just send it back and then you spent the money and then they take all of it back because it was a fraudulent check like it feels illegal

feels like a scamule jackson no scamule jackson it was like a scam yeah another person said i hate how this made-up story has become an urban legend it just gives more justification to police women's bodies yeah i'm hearing a lot of people talk about this and be like this is like oh my god this is crazy and not enough people like us talking about how this actually never fucking happened and most importantly it didn't happen because no they're like it's crazy someone would risk a six-figure job a guaranteed job from this that's because that job never existed never existed it never existed it is crazy that we'll just like believe a faceless fucking profile saying something that's like username six seven two nine eight nine seven two four eight five

five five five and they're like no this is this is this is fundamentally real no no all right that's it then we have mine megan wants you to leave millie bobby brown alone who is wrong three percent said i was wrong 97 said i was not wrong someone said and if a male child star grows up and starts acting mature everyone praises him but if a woman does it she gets attacked yes yes yes yes and i also think even if men don't grow up they get coddled and if women don't grow up they get put in um a conservatorship they get called a playboy yeah or like you know he's just hurting he's healing and it's like he got he got young he got famous so too young he's just you know left in that stage of when he got famous someone else said i never realized the scrutiny that she

was under for so long i'll admit at other at times i found her annoying but for no other reason than seeing a few interview clips of her being a kid and sometimes kids are annoying this is literally so disgusting and half the reason that i have mixed feelings about child actors no matter how talented they are i wasn't a hater before but i'm about to be the biggest mean auntie because this made me sick to my stomach yeah i have such a a vigor behind my defense of her someone said okay finally someone is saying it i think millie looks gorgeous she's happy she's in love and she's trying out fun things with her style this is that is all part of growing up just let her be don't side with the perverts who were into her when she was a literal child you do better someone else

said i think it'd be amazing if millie followed in heidi klum's footsteps and started doing insane makeup costumes for halloween or just all the time until people stop being gross about her unfortunately people never stop being gross about her and i love the fact that like she clearly is having fun with her style and like she shouldn't you know have to do something no because it's it will it'll never work like you won't ever please anybody like at all um but i think for her like some of like the last outfits she's been wearing were like references to the nanny and i was like oh she's like she's like a tumblr pinterest girl like she's having fun with this she's not trying to do or be anything other than stuff that she clearly enjoys yeah someone said i haven't

even listened this episode yet but i don't need you for this one because please leave this girl alone someone else said there was a video comparing the comments pamela anderson received in comparison to million bobby brown at the same event people are commenting pamela needs to put on more makeup while people were commenting Millie needs to wear less makeup and be more natural genuinely if so confusing sometimes to be a girl to add on to what Megan stated about making sure you're not on the same set of creepy gross men I have a personal test I do to see if I'm on the right set of an issue would you feel safe being stuck in a cabin in the woods with people who are agreeing with you this is a great thought process yeah would you feel safe if you had to

be stuck in a car with them in traffic no then my dear friend you are in the wrong get back into your seat and reflect on your own internalized misogyny that is a that's a very good litmus test all right then writer number one are they wrong for expecting their parents to recognize that they were depressed 33 said the writer is wrong 67 said the writer is not wrong i think it's easy for people to fail a test they don't know they're taking and even though asking for help is hard it is better than waiting for help that may not come and adding on that disappointment as well great way to put that another person said need more details on family members expectations for writer it's a good point too another person said definitely not wrong for feeling that way but if

your parents aren't actively and ignoring you or choosing to blatantly ignore christ for help then it really could just be them missing the signs or trying not to overstep when we're drowning it becomes our whole world and it feels like everyone should notice and it sucks when they don't but the signs aren't always as obvious as we think sometimes we have to ask for the help that we neat yeah another person said this one is tough i think everyone's got a lot going on right now but overall it seems like writer and parents have a decent relationship writer can't expect their parents to know but it seems like the parents weren't oblivious either there probably just needs to be a discussion of how parents can help slash intervene if they see x signs i'm just glad

they respect the writer as an adult despite them living at home and then another person said all i'm saying if they can notice the room's a mess they can take an extra step and ask them why that might be and someone else said i understand the want and feeling of disappointment that they don't and maybe i'm being cynical but sometimes people don't want to see it like other explanations are easy to believe and if you're close with them i understand it hurts because it seems like they don't know but i've been there i'm not close with my parents but i had to go back home and spend all day sleeping and they didn't want to see what was going on like it had been going on for a while i even asked my mom to help find a psychologist a year prior but she said it was my business to do

so so until i got so dangerous that they couldn't ignore it anymore i had to tell them with a lot of detail what happened and when they saw it they made any other possible thing in their mind to justify my behavior when it was impossible to ignore dangerous after i asked for help three times they believe me and help me so i don't think you can expect anybody to recognize it some people don't some people don't recognize it unintentionally like not maliciously and other people it's like a willful ignorance which neither are fun okay then we have writer number two are they wrong for taking the mic from a drunk girl six percent of the writer is wrong 94 said the writer is not wrong someone said if i see some mess in public and i'm supposed to be having fun

and i'm drunk i'm intervening yeah i don't think it's really a choice at that point right someone said the way i would have gone feral no one's talking or any of my friends and we're doing our rendition of i would do anything for love sit the fuck down and enjoy the show someone said drunk girl definitely has no memory of this anyway so the only hard done harm done was the writer to their front and their friend group it'll also make a great story for the next five years see that's also true someone said writer's not wrong i would have done the same thing and then we have hi i'm the karaoke drama girl my friend saying blank space by taylor swift lol and i tried to keep it under 300 words but the bar was so packed i don't

think the bartenders even noticed the other mic was gone because the mics were just laying on the bar but the group tried to argue with me for like a minute i don't think i admitted many swear words maybe a bitch here and there and you know what they deserve that by the way what the fuck bar is just keeping their karaoke mics just at the one yeah that seems like a mess because what if somebody's drink spills yeah i don't know especially if it has a soft top on the microphone i don't like those touching things that needs to be in a stand that i hope it doesn't have a wind screen on it because that's so much many germs on i know i mean i don't know that they're caring about germs if they're just putting it on the bar yeah but i'm talking about other people passing in

mouths now that's true i am a little surprised that the karaoke song is blank space that's like not i don't even know what that is sing it it's her when she's standing on the horse um in new jersey i literally don't know what you're talking about well i'm also not describing it well i'm describing it too like i'm describing it like you are a massive taylor swift i literally was like you know the castle in new jersey by the way most people who've seen that music video don't know that that's where she is but it's the one where it's the meme where she's um um stabbing the cake and the blood comes out never seen it with the cheetah print outfit and she's crying the mascara everywhere no aesthetically i think you think it's fun blank space yeah right

this is why this is not a karaoke song to me i'm like it's like very talk singing okay yeah and i'll write your name no i don't know this song this is not the album that you this is post okay you it's her abandoning her country song no no i mean more along the lines you've seen that you've seen the i think you've seen the memes i have not i mean that's impressive then well granted i kept seeing those memes of jamila and i had no idea it was her yeah but i would know who taylor swift is but she doesn't look like she normally does okay wait melissa you haven't seen this no oh wow and then my wrong of the week amy bach and selene saeed of feeding our future 97 said they were wrong three percent said they are not wrong someone said there are too many

scammers out there that was it then we have my wrong of the week i nominated the happiest baby company and had people who make the snoo 99 said happiest baby is wrong one percent said happiest baby is not wrong that person voted wrong just everybody feels morally okay someone said manifesting bankruptcy for this company immediately yeah by the way they are like i think like fifteen hundred dollars like some like so fucking crazy expensive and i don't know that i had said this before because i don't think i knew um but they had emailed did i say that they emailed six times following up over and over and over again i don't think so yeah um and you said they had emailed but i don't know if you had specified like six times and then they basically

like they responded after this and basically said that she like she was lying and they were just like you know sometimes grief can be hard and we just like offered to pick it up like you know if she wanted and like the girl's sister who's the one who talked about this being like that is like literally not what fucking happened like what happened and then i guess seemingly from what i see they deleted those comments of theirs and like it's just fucking yeah i i i do truly think that this is going to absolutely tank this company because it was already out of some people's tax brackets in general it's a huge splurge and then why the fuck would you you know and also like even people who are superstitious whether that's like a cultural thing or just like a personal thing but

like the idea that like oh well what if i like if the worst thing ever can happen like could possibly happen why would i want to be aligned with this company someone else said this is so unbelievably wrong i don't even have the fucking words this makes me wonder if they were always going to ask for it back or some fucked reason they thought this baby passing them for some reason impact them i mean some people have wondered if it was initially a rental and not like a full gift and like they were just gifting a month to month rental because you only need you can only use it up to a certain age or whatever um but regardless i will say in general they usually like even like usually you keep the thing as an influencer like usually they let they they

let you keep the thing um but i think if they were so strapped for it and it really was a rental i think they would have sent it later do you know what i mean i don't think they would have like they just have it there just in case you go into labor early they wouldn't have needed it back because she would have been using it like they had already allotted for her to have it so it wasn't hurting business in any type of way no and also i have to assume most people when they get them they they get them after their baby has been born because like you know if the due date gets pushed or whatever because you're paying for it monthly so like that is expensive so i have to assume people are not pre-ordering it in case they are like yeah have like go into labor early

so i'm like yeah this feels like to me all signs point to this was they want they were going to keep it or at least have it for far longer than it to people typically they typically a lot for a rental it also looks cheap i'm sorry i know like i've seen better bassinets that cost a hundred well the point of this is that i guess it rocks your baby to like sleep but like it's not the only one that does that there are other ones that are cheaper i've seen them that's what i'm saying like i've seen bassinets that you can also like buy the attachment that's like 20 to put in some in a bassinet yeah it's truly really fucking ugly yeah it looks like a pop-up tent but like for a baby yeah someone else said this is so horrible my heart goes out to that poor mother i don't

have any children yet and i cannot imagine that pain and to have a company treat you like this in the wake of such a tragedy is beyond tactless emotional side aside it's also a dumb ass business move why would you do that to someone with a public platform not that you should do it to anyone but my guys social media is going to rip you to shreds seriously i hope they get all of the hate they deserve unbelievable yeah a ton of verified accounts like that mom's on tiktok but people were tearing apart them. Yeah. And that's why I think they must have had, I

would be shocked if this is the first person they did this to. Yeah. Someone said, happiest baby company must be employing the most unempathetic, disgusting, greedy people. Damn. Whoever sent the message and approved the message should both be fired. ASAP. I don't think they would be fired. I think it's

aligned with the company. It's probably in their handbook. this is what to do something looked really good and then I opened the description to see what it was and then one of the things was whipped tofu and then I said no

no that was so good until you told me what that I assumed it was like a bean I don't need to it is a bean no but by the way just pick a different bean like the air in that is so gross to me

yeah and also tofu takes on the flavor of whatever it's mixed in so what does it mix with is it just tofu or is it seasoned but tofu also just take the beans and then do like why are you that's gonna be such a weird texture because like look at this i don't believe doesn't this look good no it's cabbage that creamy thing is you know why it doesn't look good it was like tahini you know why it doesn't look good because there's no meat well it's a side i would think they're plating it like it's a meal by the way it is in the middle of a plate that is a meal they're eating that as a meal that's why the tofu was there you know what you're actually professional at this because you also have the appetizer plates from from um cheesecake factory

and you and you style your plates like that but no i as someone who loves cabbage eating cabbage as your main dish is the stinkiest thing that you could ever choose to do your stomach is going to be tore up it and like you're going to be so painfully bloated yeah you but like in some cultures that's what they do my friend alex who's russian loves a cabbage loves beets and cabbage but it isn't typically russian cabbage it's stewed more i think in general it's better for your digestion in so many different ways borscht he was like he was like um i'm gonna have some cool snacks when you guys come it was beets lots of cry that's his favorite food no they're just they tastes like dirt dirt yeah he can't do it i'm fine with i can't either i he like can't stomach it

but also i love pickled and a pickled beet i'll do a pickled anything i can do i'll eat it but like it's usually not by itself there's usually like turnips which i love a pickled turnip well because that's crunchy yeah pepper i love a pickle with a pepper oh my gosh i can eat a pepperoncini at any time no i you don't realize melissa i didn't go to the grocery store and buy pepperoncinis yes ma'am i've never done that in my refrigerator oh my god i need to buy because it is the best day of my life anytime i order something and there's pepper if you give me a pepperoncini on the side or even putting on any sandwich it elevates it so much i love some pepperoncinis and sprouts but like sprouts are not or no so i don't i love sprouts but

they're dirty the texture is my favorite thing in the world but you can't clean it it's very hard to clean that shit and once i learned that like that shit is gonna always be dirty yeah i was like you know what yeah i'm done that was me and oysters when i found out that oysters could quite literally kill you and i learned that within the same month period that we had the largest oyster contamination outbreak in los angeles and there are people being like oh my god they on tiktok being like wow we're on vacation here and look they have oysters here now finally and i was like no no i'm so sorry you can't be the entire california is saying stop eating oysters i went out with a foodie friend who will eat absolutely anything and we

went out to a restaurant and he was just ordering things on the menu and he was like we're not getting that i would like to live and i said great it's i was like i'm so sorry i thought we would we'd get the runs you'd maybe you'd get you get the flu no you can literally die yeah i was like oh and someone was like you can die driving a car totally um i actually don't need an oyster to get to work yeah what and like it's unfortunate because like i did enjoy but to be fair i like the toppings and i love the experience of an oyster is that what you're talking about well they are an aphrodisiac so i'm just getting horny no i just like that like they're served on a big silver plate i like that they're on ice like i like that they're like they look they're like we i love that

they give you the tiny forks i'm addicted to and i love to have some of course you do yeah yeah in your lobster face so like i love the the theatrics of an oyster but now i'm like okay i'll find something else like same with clams clams flame your clam no clams the word has been ruined for me from that like i don't and i also don't love warm shellfish we should have merch this is wait no actually i kind of love that yep who ate all the pussy no wait let me write that isn't it weird how much i love slam your clam but i hate who it is fucking weird bitch it's very weird where did i write this where did i write this merch motherfucker wasn't i wrote i was opening up i literally spit i laughed so hard i was opening

up because i was trying to um write down i thought like remembered something about like oh i want i wasn't to write like a pilot or a movie about this thing and i opened it and i like you have a long list no i know but once i just i just opened it can i read you one of the things i just saw that i have on there house hunters but they murder are they murdering the house or murdering people listen i have no idea i just wrote and i'm like are they hunting the house are they hunting people at the house are they kill i'm assuming what i meant because i probably read it when we were buying a house i'm assuming they kill people to to get the winning bid but like or are they killing to get the house are the owners asking for them to kill people like the hunger games or are they

killing the competition that's what i thought that show with um lisa kudrow that's what i thought it was going to be about it's not at all but did you watch it i did okay i kept trying to read the summary what what so wait what who what's is it not about that so i think it's really hard to explain the show without spoiling it and i think that's why they didn't give anything oh okay should i watch it yeah i enjoyed it a lot i love her you watched the comeback didn't you i watched the very first season before it was like canceled and then it literally came back um i have i didn't watch the newer season but i love the show it's brilliant mods gets so stressed out watching it because she's too good of an act like he he literally is like i have to remember that this

isn't real and i was like it feels so real though yeah and for the first time when she was in scandal at first i was like is this a crossover with the comeback and then i was like oh no she's playing a politician yeah my b my bad oh you're not frozen i'm like i can see the reflection in your glasses i thought you had frozen don't wrap me out zonzo what is that from zonzo it with disease i don't know it's from something if you know what it's from leave a comment on spotify please please tell us oh my you ain't seen any depressing how beautiful is that why is it depressing because that's where i'm from and i like i don't go there anymore and i just every time i see these fucking things well

maybe we should you know start there this is where i'm from it makes me sad that i can't see this anymore well that's not funny yeah but i'm lost i'm like why is are these beautiful pictures depressing i literally go how depressing is this he squints he's like move your finger so i can see the location and then he goes oh okay because he's like why are you upset about it but it's not beautiful yeah but there's also places close to here that look similar that you could go to it's true they are just a little bit hotter yeah but you could go now and it's not going to be hot that is true it will be a little less green but it is chilly right now no what the fuck has happened with the weather what do you mean it was 88 degrees and sunny and now it is not

getting over like 65 and by the way good for you you had you had a patch of blue sky above your house today when i i drove three blocks it was gone like you had the only bit of blue and as i was driving i was literally like i'm literally driving into the foggy abyss yeah it's like 90 humidity as soon as i don't know why but there's just a pocket on my street but as soon as i leave the street it's foggy like and i can tell because it's usually a little it's a little overcast but like it gets very foggy you just go down the street yes you've got the bruce almighty like like like the breaking the ray of sunshine right there and everybody else is getting storm that was like that one time we were recording and you're like it is so

clouded and i was like the sun is the sun is shining you it is it was crazy but literally like literally turning out of your driveway i'm seeing at the end of like two blocks i'm like that's a cloud that i'm driving into yes that's how it always is it's just so weird and like is it gonna rain or is it not and like i thought it was gonna rain yesterday because yesterday yesterday it was very overcast it's supposed to be like that until wednesday and i don't like it no i already have no motivation to do anything no it's they're giving us june weather granted it's colder but again i'm now so worried i if we don't get cold and wet i know june is gonna be no sun and it's gonna be like 90 degrees yep and that means that july it's gonna be 118

yep it's not okay it's not okay and like i guess what do i wear to anaheim oh i was like why are you going to anaheim how about you pick me up you pick me up some sonic and drop it off 67 on your way back you don't want a dole whip i can make a dole with at home they sell the powders everywhere now i think that maybe i'm not allergic to pineapple anymore out of sheer willpower and that's how i feel about dairy i drank some well it's working for you here's the thing i was making cinnamon rolls and i had i had to use milk and then as i was eating one of the cinnamon rolls i was like this would be good with some milk i'm like i'm already eating the cinnamon rolls so no that's we're just gonna get worse and i drank the milk my stomach was fine

cinnamon roll and that's what no like a glass of milk is that's great people don't do that like even people who can't drink milk don't do that like when when i loved milk like i loved ice cold just glass of milk i loved it so much what about so your pineapple milk and take out chinese food no that doesn't go together no that went unless you were in the 90s and they were forcing children to drink glasses of milk with dinner and you know what that's something your parents would do no they wouldn't because at the end of the day you can't eat chinese because the msg no they said this one restaurant didn't have msg so i could go there and like i should have thought that that was suspicious because an msg allergy is not real and i was just i was deprived

out of this out of racism and but i will say you know they always had to give kit sure they were granola and they love to follow science but at the end of the day still an almond household so very much pseudoscience in some ways oh my god no once of course um because i was everyone's like you need to have milk it's important for your bones they meant whole milk or two percent never in my life have i anything had anything other than fat free what is it called ew you had water milk no that shit is nasty and then they would cut it with more water that is what why are you they should have just gotten milk powder i think i was thirsty for water and that's what they gave that is disgusting i know i'm i'm beyond disgusting

because you can taste the difference i never had two percent i know you have it but like if as someone who loved a two percent milk and then like accidentally picking up like a skim milk in the school cafeteria it's watered down milk no it's disgusting i didn't have a large issue getting rid of milk because it's murky water yes finding out that milk was supposed to be like a mouth like it was supposed to be like satisfying when you drank it silky smooth also you i shouldn't have been able to chug it the way i was chugging no because i did chug no but it was because mine was 80 percent water yeah and i also had the frozen orange juice i had my own carton of milk so i could just drink it from straight from the car no that that was they did that in the tv show

and that's why i did it yeah and eating chinese food out of the containers no but did you ever have i don't know this is a tax bracket thing we're for location thing the frozen cylinders of orange juice yeah yeah that was pretty normal okay like you buy that and then just put water in it yeah so it would be i can't even stress to it looked like a whisper of an or like color like the the amount that it was literally just orange juice well the fruit had too much sugar but naturally me you need that sugar i took a spoon to the concentrate eating the concentrate straight in the middle of the night delicious no it's did you ever have those little they were like little triangles that had basically that in it but it would be like a little push pop and you

could eat it no but they were so good fucked with a push pop because i love my i love to make me work for the food like a dog like give me an activity it's basically sherbert but push pops were i could go for a push me too i love the little tops little pay little little peel it was good at my friend who lived at um um they had a they lived in a gated community and they had a pool with like a like a rec room and um a snack shack those ones there oh so good so good um stones used to be on everything the push pops the vitamins that's the cereal fruity pebbles what were they doing whatever it happened if that's a really good question i think right now the only thing they do are halloween costumes they still do the fruity pebbles yeah but i'm

not seeing them everywhere yeah but yeah mott's did tell me that disneyland is not the place that i'm allowed to try out to see if i'm still allergic to pineapple no ma'am he's also not really keen on the idea as a whole but i feel like you need to do it in a controlled place does your tongue turn black does it swell because melanie's turn tongue turned black what is the no mine starts with um itching feeling like a bee sting in my throat and it's just like every couple seconds do you have we've had this conversation before but do you have the same urge with strawberries you were gonna try it out i don't yeah but i don't think i do but it has happened with other random fruits but like not in a consistent way the same thing as pineapple and

not as in not as like quickly and so i always assumed it was like oh this is transported with pineapple but also i'm wondering i'm like maybe it's not like maybe that happened one time with pineapple and isn't gonna happen okay it happened like it happened more than one time but like you know it's a protein as you get older your body regenerates every seven years i i like i said i had some milk yeah and and the cinnamon roll like i just think depriving me and my grown-up age of a dole whip is it's just like fucked up why don't you why don't you try a dole like get the dole mix and make it at home and just try a little bit of it oh that's a good yeah just just a little tiny tiny tiny like caviar bump of it i just need to have a benadryl on hand though i do i will say

i know that i have already surpassed the recommended amount that you should consume benadryl in a lifetime it does lead to dementia um yeah but like we said every seven years yeah the way that like i was just casually addicted to benadryl and couldn't sleep without it for like years and then also you know i would take it when that feeling would happen in my throat because that's what you're supposed to do that's what you're supposed to do i'll find it maybe i'll find an allergist and i'll be like first of all figure out what in the air i'm allergic to because i think i'm allergic to wind and i think it's the thing that wind is sweeping up in the air i think it is too and then i want to be like and i want to try a pineapple

but the fact that you can marinate meat in it and it like kind of disintegrates doesn't really make me think that um it's like an allergy it's okay to it seems like a very intense fruit it is yeah it burns a lot of people's mouths yeah so i'm like i don't know that they're gonna be like yeah i'm not like really keen on you pushing through that like i feel like if you go to an allergist they'll do it okay because it's not about how much pineapple you eat it's about how long it stays in your mouth if it removes the proteins or whatever enzymes enzymes can't be good for your fucking teeth either no it's acid but it's so good it is so good i love like and i love savory pineapple stuff too like it's just a perfect fruit and i feel like i'm missing out

well you are i am there's a restaurant in arkansas that i love like i could eat there every day they have like hawaiian food and um they serve a dole whip type and they have the strawberry and pineapple and you can get it mixed together but like i i ate one pretty much every day i would kill for that yeah so i want this for you now i want spam again i've been saying that i'll i need to go to the store and pick up some i'm not a spam you like spam but you don't like ham yeah that's weird by the way ham should come in a can because i mean spam that's what spam is yeah but i think they also sell canned ham well they should call i just like spam also it's saltier and i don't like i don't like sweet ham is you can get ham that's not sweet and then it'll

be salty i was i'm part of this subreddit that has like old old people recipes from not the not the recipes one you have another old people i do this is it has old menus and a lot of old menus would would like on the menu would be like a ham steak where they're just cutting off a big thick piece of ham and that was part of dinner oh we're not doing that anymore let's bring back ham steak no not so much not so much and i also i'm like i don't know the spam recipes that i like are not like america like they're not like you know american based i mean are we not including hawaii i'm not like i don't want to just like have a chunk of spam with someone's i saw someone like don't you want to spam and something with an egg and i was like not that way that's pretty good

that's i was a regular breakfast at my grandma's house fried i actually didn't like spam but i eat it i was just obsessed with spam and um marshmallow fluff as a kid marshmallow fluff is great i was like i want the most the fuck is going on spilled my water not the first time today oh there's no water in it pull and that's what happened when you were here too pulling on melissa except i have a straw in it i brought my like water bottle outside to do yard work and then i got really grossed out that it's just like open in the air the straw and i was like i have to put it back inside i need to get one of those covers but i don't like that it's plastic well you have to pick your battles yeah so i put

them inside all right well i said we could record for 30 minutes and then we're at an hour and six minutes oopsie daisies well what can we say we're noteworthy they might not know what we're talking about you guys were super famous when did we talk about it fisting friday but they just might not have listened to it it already came out but okay yeah so um we got featured on new and noteworthy on the podcast definitely not new no we're old as fuck and then we also got a like a literal shout out of like pick of the week from their twitter like this is crazy and this is our call again if you are the employee at apple podcast who did that show yourself you don't have to do it publicly but just tell us you don't have to tell us your last name we just want to like talk

about how much we love you and then refer to you as a friend of the show similarly to i assume our shared friend michelle obama yeah because she was also featured recently you know kiki palmer friend of the show you know yeah there's some people that were friends of the show that we've had to knock down so who shack oh i'm i think it's my fault for ever saying a man could be a friend i mean i did tell you about how he treated his daughters no and you have it was i surprised no but are my standards for fathers incredibly high no yeah you know yeah so john cena's still not a friend of the show though i mean he was never a friend so no i know but you know the invisible made-up rivalry i have made between john cena and jack well you can't see him anyway so

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