Don't Blame Me! - SYNT: Love Island and General Hospital Controversies

Episode Date: July 16, 2024

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save and invest conditions apply visit scotiabank.com slash hisa to learn more scotiabank you're richer than you think what up bitches how y'all wait what is that one how y'all do is that from real housewives how y'all doing that's just a everyday southern no no the the sound on tiktok i don't know what you're talking about there's a sound where it's like hey hey how y'all doing oh it's southern voices i know exactly what you're talking about because kenneth mejia when i hear it now i just he made a video to it i was like why are you thinking of what is he our uh he's not a congress he's the person that essentially does the accounting like he's like uh he's a hottie we voted for yeah um the assessor i think is his yeah he's got some title i'm not sure what it is

he was on our ballot we voted for him he's young and he's hot he lifts yeah controller okay weird fucking title yeah um but he made a video to that sound and whenever i hear it now and that's the one where he had his little tank top on oh yeah yeah yeah shorts yep whenever i hear it in my head that's all i picture is him doing good for you that's his nice mental image um well welcome to see you next tuesday it has been a shit show of a tuesday you all should know we usually we say we're gonna record at 11 30 we usually record around 12 ish um we start recording past two yes today because boy oh boy am i actively going through it but everything's gonna be fine do we need a new roof yes did our ac break on day one of a heat wave yes did a did

a mosquito sting me on my lip yes what else oh did my um psychiatrist send my prescription to the wrong pharmacy and when i said hey this is actually the right one could you call she said can you actually just do it and so then i had to call them to follow up and track down and do all that stuff and that's fine um and i think that's it and i'm covered in bug bites one on your lip specifically it's not as bad as it was no it's not matz is like he thinks it's so funny he's like this he like just keeps looking at me with this like a little smile and i go stop he goes no i didn't say anything i go i know you think i look ridiculous i opened whatever app i first saw it on might have been tiktok did you make a video it was just instagram okay well instagram i opened it

and i laughed but then i was like wait did she get stung by a bee i shouldn't be laughing no then you said it's mosquito i'm feeling i'm free to laugh yes it looks ridiculous and the whole thing is i'm just worried it's never gonna go away because of the access to itching and the fact that like the best way to itch anything on your body is using your teeth and they're right there this is what you need to do though you need to suck the juices out of it yeah people said to use a pimple patch on it i don't know where it stung me though i haven't been able to see like the hole i'll look for it probably if you suck it like with your actual mouth you can probably taste where the sweetness part is no and then you can pinpoint it i don't

know now you look like cindy woohoo that's because i got the big old american girl doll teeth people were making fun of someone being like i need those american girl oh it was um one of the guys in levi and like i need his american girl doll teeth off my screen i go whoa whoa whoa as someone who has both american girl doll teeth and american girl doll legs because there are no ankles on the dolls nor me let's find something else to insult him for like his tragus piercing and being a vegan with a tragus a british vegan with a tragus piercing i don't know how i didn't realize that he was about to be the worst person ever except he's not even the worst this where everybody was shot so people are shocked about two different things i wasn't really shocked about him because

like he's been giving me red flags recently like just big love bobby red flags recently i like was like oh he's the person that you said look like scrappy do no no that's the one from the second he appeared on my screen i said this man has dark evil energy like not only does i need him off the show i need him off the planet like there is something fundamentally in his like bad just bad and i've hated him from the second he's overcompensating and trying to be very like like charismatic and i'm like you're actually a horrible person and i can tell i just know i just no and um he's the one who he thinks he is uh he thinks he's like america's gift like he thinks he's about to walk out of this villa bitch is loving him and i'm like the way he is enemy number

one for i think he forgot his audience is women um and he is drake and scrappy do and i looked through his instagram following and one of the first people he ever followed on instagram champagne poppy jesus christ okay so then fill me in on what people were shocked about so the boys went to casa amor and first and foremost they did the little twist right at the beginning and i'll explain so casa more is basically like you're coupled up on in the on the in the villa like with your the regular people who've come in and then after a couple weeks you're more in established couples or you're kind of supposed to be or people tend to be at this point then you have casa more where either the girls or the boys but i'm pretty sure for most

often it's been the boys i think the girls have only left a couple times um the boys get like a text like i got a text except it's american except for that one british kid and an australian um is he australian no i think he's all the other one's also british i don't know there's they keep it they're america's melting pot so they keep just bringing people from other international yeah um and uh so they get the text being like it's time for crossing more and what happens is the boys like sneak out while the girls are getting ready and then the girls come down and they're just like gone and that's how the format goes it's more dramatic but this time the twist was like you don't have to go if you don't want to so like if you want to stay stay if you want

to go grab your suitcase hop in the van and he like the the um tragus vegan was like making a big show and he's done with a girl named kaylor which again i need to talk to her parents because are you on the subreddit like what is the origin of this name um they uh he like made this big show being like i don't know if i'm gonna go like i don't know like i can't leave kayla and um he like was doing this whole like oh and i was like you're doing too much and then one guy goes cfl's i'm going and then they all like literally like leprechauns run hop and skip like jump like 15 feet in the air simone biles like clicking their little heels together be like you get to cost some more they have gorgeous fucking girls and when i tell you the girls were given a group of

high school graduates i was like why why are there 18 year olds trying to pursue like a 26 year old woman why does this this is it was just it was so not a level playing field and the girls were like yeah no we're good so they have like the girls who tempt the guys and then the guys who tempt the girls but really nobody was tempting anyone except for ignacio ignacio iggy ah he was great he was fantastic and he also speaks spanish which will come up later um but uh i really wanted leah to take him back he didn't and then the boys are there and there's one girl named daya who zeroes in on cordell who you might know as obj's brother and cordell is with one of our big three serena and serena is like a slow burner been burned been hurt before in relationships and like takes her

time and cordell has respected that the whole time has respected the fact that like he was automatically into her and she takes a while to kind of want to open up to people and um daya comes in as a 27 year old cordell's like 23 or whatever daya comes in eyes set on him and she's like so you're i'm sleeping in your bed and he's like well i don't know about that she goes it wasn't a question i'm sleeping in your bed and she's got this like little like baby voice on or whatever she pushed she pursues him so hard and like i'm not one to like blame the girl um but if this girl did not he was not about to put all this work in to like try and get with any of the other girls so they tested the relationship um where essentially she's like dry humping him

i couldn't even watch these episodes i was like so heartbroken serena's like they get then serena and and and then there's the other girl daniella who speaks spanish and aaron who's the kid the kid with the uh tragus piercing and the vegan he also speaks spanish and so they're both like talking to each other whatever and like instantly he tells her he loves he's like he's like oh my god like i think kind of love you and i'm like you we just saw you meet on camera and it's been a one-shot like you there's been no time passing like what the fuck do you mean and he's been like telling the other girl kaylor he's like i like almost l would you like i kind of want to say it and he goes so fucking hard so it's the two guys who are in like the most solid quote-unquote

relationships who go the absolute like most ham in the villa which is not what people do um and uh then he's like making out with the girl daniella and then they send a little cheeky video to all of the girls in the villa of what the boys have been up to and aaron thinks he's slick so him and daniella are speaking in spanish and then the girls go wait hold up iggy get over here do a translation and he like translates what they're saying and the girls are like sobbing and crying serena and kaylor haven't even been sleeping in the beds with the new guys they've been like sleeping outside getting eaten alive by mosquitoes and they're like fuck this this is so disrespectful they hardly show anything that aaron did with um daniella to kaylor they just show him saying like

i like want to kiss you or whatever they don't even show them kissing they don't show any of that and like kaylor's heartbroken because they were like so solid but then with serena they show pretty much everything cordell's done because they know it's going to take a lot to break her and we've not seen her get emotional until like this point then the boys have the audacity to bring these girls back with them to the villa and then stand up there with these girls and say well obviously i'm not like done pursuing things with you i just thought i could pursue both of you at the same time and the girls are like what the fuck are you on that's like not how this shit works like you wanted to test the relationship then you brought back what you test ride it to

be like well let's see if my old car still works like yeah what like you can't already test it right and like also if it was a test you failed and therefore stand by who you fucking brought in and all these guys that it like seems like a lot of it come from came from a place of like besides aaron aaron also the the tragus piercing vegan turns out he won traders in the uk tell the girls that the way that i'm like out out out out motherfucker like he is nasty but then we have kendall who is scrappy do meets drake father is scrappy do his mother is drink he has been like gossiping with the girls in there and being like we're buddy buddies and i'm like girls please tell me you fucking see through this shit like but then he will also

like gossip with the guys which is just shit talking the girls like and like in a vile very gross way so he was encouraging the guys to like basically cheat on the girls and being like i mean yeah she's not serena like look he's making out with oh that's not kaylor like get it like you're so much happier like come on like go for it dude and then then he gets back in the villa and like the girls are like how could you do that and he's like i'm no you know i think you guys are perfect together blah blah blah like i never did any no no no and then it's like what then we see movie night they show clips of unseen stuff that we haven't seen before aaron is not owning up to anything he's just yelling at kaylor being like i didn't do like oh my god you're being so fucking

dramatic and she's like it said you wanted you david clip said you wanted to kiss her and he's like i didn't do anything we get to them showering together making out in the shower together he teaches the handshake him and kaylor had a secret handshake he teaches this girl that handshake like he's being diabolical and he's like mad at her for being upset about this whole thing and then the guys are all backing each other so fucking hard not defending the girls whatsoever then the video clips come out even more of like kendall like interfering and being kind of messy or whatever but the the catalyst that i was like i've been out on kendall the whole time moss found him annoying and then it got to this point moss moss was like get him out of the villa

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Bring it with SAP Grow, AI cloud ERP for any size business. Cordell like brings the same, he brings this girl back and Serena is just like, you're not fucking shit. Like I saw all of this. Like we said, like she's like,

I don't care if you were going to like test the relationship, but like you have to be respectful. Like that was fucking disrespectful. Like I don't deserve that. Like you're not shit to me and like I'm fucking done. And he's like, oh no Serena.

and then serena's like pissed at kendall too who is the scrappy dude drake being like you're fucking egging him on being like come on serena's so cold and like serena sucks like day is like so much cooler and he like crosses his arms is like towering over her but come on i'm kidding like i'm fucking kidding like it's like smiling while laughing while doing this backing her into a corner as she's clearly backing up trying to get away super uncomfortable and here's what i'll say where i'm okay forgiving cordell and i will be fucking voting for serena and cordell if serena decides to forgive cordell cordell notices this he then starts pretending to get something out of the fridge is watching it mouthing behind kendall asking serena if you're good she's good kendall

keeps like moving her around essentially being like come on forgive me like you know come on like you know you know you're cold like you know you're like we know i was just joking and he like follows up isn't getting anything on the fridge goes to the pantry where they then move to isn't getting anything out of the pantry and like is keeping a fucking eye on it it's like not letting kendall like alone with serena but like it was just he's been giving me and most women like red flag central like he gives punches a wall a hole in the wall vibes and into and that and that moment was like i see exactly what you mean like this is this is fucking bad um and he's so fucking obnoxious and so fucking annoying and um i need i actually need every man except for if serena

wants to keep Cordell she can if if Janae wants to keep Kenny she can because Kenny he brought a girl back it was so clear he was peer pressured he brought a girl back and most of what I tell you not even five minutes into the episode this man is this man six five sobbing in the fetal positions at telling Janae that she he is so sorry and that like he loves he like likes her so much and he was the only one who brought up like his girl his original girl in the uh Casa Amor he kept being like I just don't know if anyone's gonna have Janae's warmth and everyone's like can we like not talk about the new like the old girls or whatever like and he brought this girl back the way he never even spoke to her like that i was like i felt bad for that girl um and people

online were calling her chicken little because they said that the face that she made when she walked in she looked like the character from chicken little just kind of like surprised and like big cartoony eyes and i just felt bad for her like she's gorgeous all of the girls were like so gorgeous um but then the new casa girls were all pissed at the og girls being like why aren't they being nice to us and i was like what the fuck is wrong with you like let's not be delusional um but besides kenny and cordell if janae and serena want to keep them uh i would like all of the other boys to get into the little boat off the dock and capsize like i hate them all so fucking much and i just found out that the show ends in like two weeks it's like shorter than the

uk version if my big three aren't the top three i will lose my fucking mind and they're trying to like make them look like the villain specifically leah the producers are like trying to give this edit and like make her think that the public hates her and like janae serena and leah are like the big three that's who everyone loves and they're trying to like make it seem like everybody hates them not fucking true and there was like this stupid fucking like mix up or like she said they were sending a different girl home and um one of the girls was like yeah like leah was the catalyst behind it and she was like what like no i wasn't she's like i took a back seat and they're like you're saying you didn't participate and she was like no i was in the car i was in the back seat

but like people just could not understand the analogy she was making and they made it mean something else and she like clarified it she's like i'm sorry that was the wrong word choice like i didn't realize that that's what you that's not how i've ever interpreted it this is how i meant it so i should have said something else and like i'm really sorry so she like owned it she was like yeah i'm sorry and i like got heated about it it gets brought up again and so she's like pointing to the balcony like talking about like retracing we were over here and she's like getting annoyed because these girls are bringing this shit up again and she's pointing at the balcony and there's a girl who has i think at least one or two two girls nicole and serena are sitting

between her so kaylor who's a white girl is there and so leah's pointing her finger up to the balcony and about five seconds after she points kaylor has the delayed reaction of oh and serena just looks and goes don't be dramatic and leah goes stop with the white woman scared and it was I made months rewind and play it again like four times and I was like this what because then you have her and the other blonde girl and the way and like people are like some people are like oh I really really liked them as soon as and I say this is someone who also dyes her hair blonde because both of those girls also dye their hair blonde when they were like I hope a new blonde is coming into the villa huh what I've never been okay since those sentences were said and that they

we're like we're both blonde oh my god and they're like let's be friends and i'm like that's what okay so we i guess we can shit you you we we have the commonality of sitting at a hair salon for seven hours with the smell of bleach like what's what are we doing here what are we fucking doing here so uh that to me is not shocking nor surprising whatsoever um and yeah i'm just like they're like they're turning on the other girls versus the other girls mean like hey we're good the guys are the ones who our issue is with and it was just oh it was a whole fucking mess but movie night part two is tonight i'm so fucking excited wow that's a lot you would enjoy it i don't think i would maybe i'll send you clips i've i see the clips and i saw that

people were like shocked about what was going on so that's why i asked you yeah i've got i think you'd like some of the funny clips because the girls together are funny it's too much to keep up with along with my soap operas which i'm behind it's like a soap opera yeah and i'm behind on all of them except for general hospital and there's been a shock this week that made me throw up more than i've ever gagged what had a show in my life incest so let's take it back back in like 2012 one of the big stars of the show steve burton who plays jason he decided to leave the show because he wanted to try out some new stuff he leaves they bring on this actor billy who is like one of the most r.i.p i should say who and he's like one of the like you just feel

his love when he's on screen and people are like we love him so he is now playing jason um but like people are people are like he's we love him more than steve burton for the most part yeah but then steve burton decides that he wants to come back to general hospital and then they're like well We don't want to get rid of Billy Miller. So we're going to make Billy now Drew, who was his twin brother, that this is his twin brother who was raised separately from him. And the other family didn't know that he and his family family didn't know he existed. So whatever. It's a soap.

We buy into it. Then Billy Miller is like, screw this. Y'all like screwed me over. I'm leaving. So he left. and then during covet uh steve burton who's now still playing jason's like i don't want to get vaccinated so i'm gonna leave but he didn't do it in the way of the other guy that you probably heard of ingo who like went on fox news and then like sued disney it was more of like i don't

believe in vaccines i'm leaving but like i respect everybody's decision he decided this year that he's coming back after he's been on days of our lives for a little while and days of our lives filmed six months in advance so there was crossover where his characters were like doing the same thing on both shows it was like whatever um so now he's back and they hired while he left they hired this other guy named cameron matheson who you might have seen on red carpet things um also hallmark movies but they're like now he's drew because um yeah because bill and mill is like i'm not coming back so Cameron has to been back playing Drew and they could have just written a completely different character because he is nothing like the Billy Miller Drew that we had

um but he's been very boring a lot of people like to call him Dudley Do-Right like the most boring character there ever was and then he um because he goes and does well now he's not even doing hallmark movies he's doing what's that conservative network that cameras camera camera oh family chant family not family channel but it's family great american family something like that he does those movies and so he needs to leave sometimes to do it so they're like let's figure out a way to write him out where he can you know still come back so then they have this character named nina um found out that he had done insider trading and they have him sent to jail now like there's ghosts there's all there's twins yeah they're very realistic though

but then like the strike happened so he couldn't go do those movies anyway so then they just had to keep him in jail and then like people would go visit him in jail because he couldn't go but you know soaps weren't part of the strike so he could still be on the show now they have him running for congress but meanwhile what boring jobs can we give for you yes but meanwhile now him and nina who they hated each other now they're hate fucking each other and um he has been doing um like nina's daughter who they his her daughter who she didn't know was her daughter for the longest time on screen because nina's mom had put her in a coma when she was in her 20s because uh she didn't want nina to

get the inheritance that she thought that she deserved when her husband died so then she put nina in a coma nina was pregnant when she was in a coma gave birth to who she thought was one baby turns out it was twins and one of the twins who we saw on screen for a while she went flying over a cliff and then sorry i'm not laughing i know laugh it's funny laugh it's funny and then the other twin has been living in town but didn't know because they're not whatever it's called when they look like fraternal twins they look completely different okay so the other twin has been there um and then they the other twin whose name is uh um willow willow got cancer um a couple years ago and uh then and one of the characters carly has known that well knew that

nina was willow's mom but hated willow i mean hated nina because nina took carly's husband and so she didn't tell her that she was her mom um and then um when willow was like dying from cancer she's like i gotta tell her now because then we need the bone marrow so i was like oh because you know she's being kind she goes no no i need that bitch's bone marrow because willow is also carly's daughter-in-law um so yeah so then they find out their mother and daughter they also have nina and willow also have beef because nina's um former stepdaughter used to be a student of willow's and whatever it doesn't matter but her nina never got have never gotten along now they're like drew's like as we get back to drew drew is trying to re like

help their her him and nina have been hate fucking um willow is married to his nephew so essentially his niece and he's been like trying to help willow and nina like bridge the gap in their relationship and it's been working but willow who up until i'd say like two months ago has seen him as like a father figure in her life no he was supposed to walk her down the aisle at her wedding but then he was off saving nina's aunt who had been kidnapped and was going to be the bone marrow donor so he like saved her and brought her back yes we need that bone marrow brought her back so like he missed the wedding but saved her essentially saved her life so they say everybody that was watching the story it was a team effort he just

was part of the team but he gets all the hero worship for it yeah um men yeah um and so because he's been very nice to willow trying to help her bridge the gap with nina i don't know what happened but we have them drew and willow sitting on a couch she's congratulating him for his his bid for running for congress and then he says something about her being beautiful no and then they go stand by a window and watch the fireworks on fourth of july and then just start making out i have never been more gagged or disgusted by anything in my life father figure essentially this is her uncle-in-law uh-huh he's also fucking her mother i don't know what they are on there's been after everything i just told you all that wild stuff that i just told you

this like oh wait no no who did this which writer did this the the head writers and the thing is like they just like fired the old writers a couple months ago and then the new head writers two head head writers they seemingly didn't get along and then they fired the other dude so there's this woman that's a head writer i don't know if he is still technically over these episodes but like the two of them were working together and it has been the worst transition that i've seen in a writing because usually like the new writer comes in it's like a fresh perspective they're fixing storylines that weren't working and they have just been shitting on the show no melissa that's that's how that's that did the other writers die because if

the other writers are on this on this earth to watch this happen they did fire a lot of people because usually a new head writer brings in their like new writing team but like the in soap operas for this particular soap the um showrunner is not the head writer the showrunner's executive producer and he's still overseeing all this so like he hasn't changed he's been there since like 2012 i think like what the fuck is going on this that's that's horrible are is anyone happy no one no viewer is i can tell you that from what i've seen on reddit and twitter no one is everybody is absolutely disgusted and then like the next scene we see drew making out with nina and then making out with michael who is his nephew by blood and so we've just got this

big incestual group here it's an incest orgy like i never thought i could hate incest more yes that nina and michael don't know that they're a part of and i hate michael and i wish like i do not like him and you're making me feel sorry for a character that i cannot stand mm-hmm that's that's the part when i get so mad what's uh why would they do that i don't know who's nasty little fetish and pink is this shit and like the actress that plays willow i think she might be like 29 and karen matheson is like in his 50s oh my god you know the day they got they were like wait what i don't know how like i would like to applaud the actors for for doing their performance because yes as bad as it is for viewers and as bad as it is for me not even

watching just hearing about it those poor humans yes oh those poor humans and then the next episode we have which is just a continuation from the previous day we have them talk or not the previous day it's still the same day we have him saying drew who again like keep in mind he's been like deadly do-right this whole time him saying you know like if situations were different and like our lives were different than like we could be together and i'm just like you are old enough to be her father that's in what situation would y'all be together that y'all met in a different circumstance are you fucking fundamentalism um the lds the flds if i was warren jess we could be married nasty and then when it picks up the next day they're like in the kitchen and he's like

nothing has to change because of one kiss i'm like she's your fucking niece like this is everything should change you should send yourself to jail yes and you're running for congress which i guess on track but like honestly maybe that's why they did it they're like we really need to like we want to like really drive this political storyline home and everything that they haven't said like what party he's part of because they never really do that on shows but like everything he's saying is like he's supposed to be a democrat like he's talking about like climate change i'm like y'all should just make this motherfucker uh fucking republican because they're also like millionaires in the town so like just you should have made him a republican yeah they should have paid attention

to um scandal to understand how if you want to talk about political parties if you want to create your own universe oh i'm so sorry that's actually like that would have ruined my day if i'm watching like one of my shows and then they do that and then they keep flashing back to it it's only been a day within the the universe and they keep flashing like we all saw it this happened on tuesday burned into your retinas like i don't need to ever see this again and you know that they're gonna end up sleeping together and then nina's gonna walk in on her daughter fucking the dude who she's fucking or the other way either way is gonna be they're gonna end up fucking somehow and somebody's gonna walk in and it's gonna fuck up that whole little incest and the

only way they can really land this is then nina fucks michael and they hate each other too so it's it's incest incest cancer right but also nina used to be with michael married to michael's dad so keep it in the family yeah that's horrible that's that's what is tv doing right now between that and love island like that's crazy i know you could watch love island as well like that's just too much we need to just start producing everything because i know they're fucking shit up i know ew i'm like tempted to like look up these characters but like i don't want to envision any of it you look them up i don't want to that's disgusting disgusting disgusting this episode is brought to you by accenture when your advertising operations fall out of sync

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get when west jet welcomes you on board here's to west jetting since 96 travel back in time with us and actually travel with us at westjet.com slash 30 years um well you know what you should watch which is what i have been watching when we haven't had love island dairy girls i know it's a great um neutralizer of that because there's nothing better than like someone who's like they're nothing like a show makes it like more real and like dark comedy in the sense of like teenagers in ireland in like north ireland in like the 90s set with like their parents watching tv about like bombs going off and them going like who's gonna invite me to the dance and like just being like what it's like to be young in that and like they're so fucking good and liam neeson just

did a cameo i know i heard about it some uh this person that i follow on tiktok she just started watching it too yeah i never made it to this point like i think i went to the first season and a half or something um and i think we're on the last season our second to last season and like liam neeson popped up and i was like we're just gathering ireland like you just got ireland and like i literally keep waiting for andrew scott to show up but there's this one guy who plays um the um father whatever that title is priest yeah um and he must be from like i don't know but the accents like how regional it is because like in like the uh let's say uk and like with british accents you've got like the like the tom holland the benedict camera batch like those

people like live within like a six block radius of each other that's how like specifically those accents gets there is this man whose voice sounds to a t andrew scott i go are you next door neighbors or is this like less specific because i keep being like i have my glasses off and i'm like is he finally in it and i was like nope it's still the same guy and i'm like fucking hell but it's like very crazy how similar their voices sound um but it's just it's so good and it did give me flashbacks because they went to um a wake like and so like the dead body just like sitting there and i asked myself yeah i was like have you ever been to one with like a the body's just there and monster's like no and i was like this is giving me no that's all the

wakes i've gone to mine was like it was i think it's like even a funeral so not like this but like it like literally gave me flashbacks like no this is full flashbacks to my grandfather and i was like i know i was like eight and i'm like i don't want to see that like i'm there like you can just like close your eyes i remember my older cousins just like put their hands over my eyes people have wakes that don't have the body there maybe it was just like a funeral or like the funeral like after the funeral when you have like the repass the what repass is what's after the funeral i don't know where it's like you like have drinks and food and you are at the house together yeah i guess he's they don't they it's closed casket like everything he had ever been to

wild yeah wake is like the whole point is to view the body no I know and I remember being as a kid being like um I don't want I really don't want to and it was the only and it was like the Irish Catholic side of the family and I was like this is not fun um but yeah it's it's so good so but I similar to you I've been emotionally drained from being invested in television so it's hard it's really hard and i hope things get better for for both of us i hope so too i have higher hopes for um me than you because actually i don't have high hopes with either of us yours will be over in two weeks mine keeps going well and i was gonna say the issue is with yours like history has shown what usually happens and i went well unfortunately actually

history of love island has also shown what happens and it's not really good so um yeah oh and then the girl who said that who the girl who was going after cordell who we were like you just want obj she she literally then when it got confronted because someone did they did like reading social media tweets and someone said uh like about dia like we all know dia is only in here for obj once those like screenshots of her like her and his instagram comments leaked like we all knew what she was in for and she just like immediately starts crying i mean like oh my god this is gonna be about me because they didn't say her name at first um they had to guess whose name who did that and she was like it's not me and then she goes to cordell and she was like i

don't even oh they didn't say obj in the tweet they said odell beckham jr she literally was like i just i want to tell you like i didn't even know who obj was and we're all like girl you just called him by his initials why are you you're saying she's like i didn't even know my ex like the only reason like i only found out about him like recently because like my ex like went to like dinner with like him there was like a picture and i was like oh like who is that people found her ex her ex does not know he's not they've never been to dinner together that picture doesn't exist like he doesn't even follow him uh and she's still being like i don't even like know who that is and i'm like truly shut the fuck up shut the fuck up um so can't wait to see what goes down

and i'm keep keep keep the soaps and keep love island in your thoughts guys because we're we're going through it going fucking through it it's not good it's really not good all right well well that's the end of see you next tuesday and uh don't forget to uh stay tuned for thursday to listen to a brand episode of but am i wrong and friday for a fished in friday and then we'll be back on monday for don't blame me and we'll see you next tuesday Thank you.