Don't Blame Me! - SYNT: Missing A Wedding

Episode Date: August 12, 2025

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Thank you for asking. everyone should check out spotify because melissa's looking gorgeous today thanks i got new eyebrows we're in a makeup career aren't we what was your inspo behind like trying out new makeup stuff i was looking at one of our edits and i said i don't have any eyebrows and i need some darker eyebrows sometimes that does happen i when i like i'm like in a no mascara kind of mood i'll like look in the mirror and I'd be like, oh my God, I'm like so cute and fresh face. When I see a video with me with no mascara on,

I go, oh, I can curl my lashes. You can't see them. Like it is, it is quite literally like my eyes slits. They have completely sunken into my face and I am just beige. And that's how I feel right now too. Cause I have on mascara in person. You can see it.

You can't see it here. But you've got dark, thick lashes. You've got like a definition on the... yeah yeah the angle here you can't see anything i know i think if we like looked up the whole time we recorded you could see that we both have mascara on but we don't have the eye shape it looks like right now you have mascara on though well i've been stopping wearing eyeshadow because that's the only way for you to see that i'm wearing mascara that's probably yeah um i might just get end up getting lashes though which like fake lashes yeah or lash

extensions extensions i don't have the patience to just put on fake lashes well i want to try and i have some i just haven't done it yet but the um like the like false scare i think is what the kiss one is called but like where it's like a cluster and you literally just do like a one coat of essentially like mascara glue that's you know and then you just stick it on the bottom and just looks like i have cum on my eyes yeah that's a sticky situation because if you want to get it down here it's hard to get the yeah yeah yeah that's not that's not good i will say it might be better on you because you have lighter skin but like yeah and my lashes are like non-existent there's no color to them so yeah i think there's i don't know i wonder if there's

like a better formula that dries like much clearer if anyone has luck with that i will say why don't they make the base the color of the mascara there are some that are like there are but like i just don't understand why the ones that are the best ones don't do it no i don't know anything or when they just like when you put mascara over them the mascara turns gray because like yeah it's like oh it dried clear but not it doesn't it's like it's a milky clear yeah like it's it's it's looking like that yuckity yuck yuck yuck well welcome to see you next tuesday where we read the results of last week's episode of but am i wrong but this one is from two weeks ago it is and it does also say episode 152 again um that is on me everybody i'm very sorry i don't know i'm not about to be one

of those people who's like there's like mold in my hat something is wrong no i really think what is happening is because like my allergies uh my allergies weren't good in montana which mott's does remind me of he goes your nose was like literally just like free ball dripping as you were standing outside and i was like okay true um but i don't know if it's the uh fire in santa barbara and the air quality that has been like so trash over here that is like making my allergies exponentially worse and my allergies are bad i start missing things and including changing the number so my condolences everyone yesterday i was working i kept like repeating and doing things and i was like melissa go pee and go eat and come back and let's try this again

yeah like hard reset put me in rice let me try again but this whole thing of like let me like power through i'm like by the way girl it's not working you're trying it's not don't don't power through you need to refuel to power power down like it's just so and like i don't know why every time i still think i can do it and i'm like we've learned nothing and it's because i need a hard motherfucking reset yeah hard reset clear those cookies like you're just oh tough time tough time but anyways we're reading results from last week's episode two weeks ago and it's not 152 just know that this is the most recent episode we've uploaded so first was me megan says let a girl have hobbies parentheses the lot biter i love this image i created of some dentures just

not on a gavel like i feel like i just want to jog your memory especially because time has passed and 37 said i was wrong i'll take that 63 said i was not wrong i think it should be much higher hey well you know sometimes we like chaos and you should know that you have all goddamn motherfucking people should know that sometimes chaos is fun um and somebody said sorry you can't bite people at work well yeah she did for a while unless you're your specific your specific job is to bite somebody yeah there's a king community for that this is this response i love honestly she told them up front why are they acting shocked exactly because they thought she was joking by the way someone joking about that really fucking weird less weird for them to mean it

even more weird you thinking it's okay i didn't think it was okay i just said it's a hobby and you know all hobbies matter let a girl have her hobbies but also keep your mouth off of me yeah megan is wrong because this is about the law abider something that harms someone else doesn't include consent and doesn't include content is not a hobby yes let women have hobbies so biting people is not a hobby yes i stand with you okay as much as i feel like this is a joke part of me hopes it's real like after the first bite did that not raise suspicion her co-workers definitely don't work quick enough and would fail a zombie apocalypse great motherfucking point also they're lawyers they

need to be better well i was gonna say zombies are slower so i'm just like this this feels like zombies also don't tell you hey hi my name is Megan I'm actually a brain eating zombie like they don't really reveal that to you off rip you can't see it though I guess depends on your iteration of zombie I guess they

always look a little undead that's true but like you know I think maybe they're just like so used to people lying because they're lawyers that they were like we assume this is a lie yeah

someone said one if a summer at my firm bit me i would i would crash out two to melissa's point all big law firms in new york are business casual on the day-to-day so she definitely had access to arms three had it confirmed by a summer at my firm that goes to law school with the biter that she bites at law school too and four summers get away with a lot because the whole idea is to wine and dine them and get them to accept a return offer okay so we have confirmation this is real thank you i have to say that i'm addicted to the fact that this person the only the only emotional reaction to this was they're saying if a summer my firm bit me i would crash out they didn't say i would be shocked they didn't say i can't believe that the summer bit them i feel like a crash out

is a shocking moment i think it's a yeah but this is not being like there's no like this is i can't believe this doesn't this person sounds like they've been around they've seen a few things and like a summer biter maybe isn't the craziest thing that they've seen and I would like to know what is the craziest thing you've seen because you're saying like summers get away with a lot

okay is this the pinnacle of a lot I kind of hope so but like this I'm sure this is why this sounded and why all of these lawyers and people who are making content about this weren't like there's no way this is true

they were all like kind of it was kind of like us with Drake and the hot sauce condo we were just like town's right and like now I need to know what other things are summers getting away with Please let us know. That's it.

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like know how to vote right except for one person apparently someone said idk how the rights of this work i hope he can get another show or something else free speech no longer exists and it never really did yeah i'm sure he can get it he if he doesn't have a netflix deal already happening he is running for an office somewhere he just also doesn't he doesn't own the rights the name to the show but nobody owns his rights or like him being featured and in that kind of stuff yeah like when what's a good example Jay Leno left

no who did they bring back was it Jay Leno it's the like for example like it was the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and then when Conan came and then it was the Tonight Show with Conan

but then Jay Leno came back and the evening show was called he had a later slot and it was called something else with jay leno yeah so like the tonight show is the show and then whoever it's with is the person and though you can't trademark the with blank as a separate entity you can like trademark it like oh the late late show or the late night show with whoever jay leno but you can't trademark like oh the at night show with jay leno you can't be oh you can't do that because we already have the other one his name he owns his name yep and the format like that's not

it's not unique in a format you can't trademark a late night show format because everybody does unless he had a non-compete with but he wouldn't have at this level of his career that he would have like can't go to another network uh for x amount of years he wouldn't have that someone else said their fascism is showing orwell is turning in his grave all right uh someone else said this is actually terrifying me i came from a post ussr country where this kind of action by the media companies was crucial to form the opinions of the masses and the approach was to silence a journalist it's very effective and it's happening across the world nowadays and i am really worried about the people's reactions that sound like it's not a big deal it's just comedy yeah i

agree with you okay then we have writer number one would they be wrong to miss their brother-in-law's wedding. 13% said the writer is wrong. 87% said the writer is not wrong. I'm surprised that there wasn't a conversation between the brothers about the writer and the writer's husband's attendance before the invite went out. Maybe they aren't that close, but I feel like this is a classic invited to feel included type situation and the engaged couple expect writer and husband to miss it. Good point. Definitely not wrong at all. When you're throwing a destination wedding, it's expected that not everyone can make it. If her husband can end up going for a day or two, that's great but if it's going to be more stressful than hopeful oh if it's going to be

more stressful than hopefully her brother-in-law will understand and then the writer wrote in hello writer here i just want to clarify that my husband plans on attending his brother's wedding no matter what if i stay back i have my parents to help me out with the baby while he's gone also we all live in the ie inland empire so in order to get to a five-hour direct flight to cancun we have to fly out of la oh my god fly out of lax from the ie that is hell in a fucking half that's hours for everybody who doesn't want to know driving to the airport for hours in order to get a five-hour direct flight to cancun we have to fly out of lax so the traveling alone to just be there for the wedding for the wedding day takes up most of the time i'm a people

pleaser which is why it's been weighing on me to miss the wedding even given the circumstances but i do like melissa's idea of celebrating them with a dinner or something afterwards so that's what i'm settling on right now you you living in the ie needing to go to lax is like that's enough that you should even pregnant or not even having a baby or not like you should you should not have to do that you should that's sorry i can't make it i can't make it if i can't go to the ontario airport to get there i can't make it the writer number two would they be wrong to lie to their family about going back to school 23 said the writer is wrong 77 said the writer is not wrong someone said hot take don't tell your judgmental family about anything until it's settled into

your life. Grew up in a family where my parents knew I was dating someone weeks after it had ended. Didn't tell my parents I changed the structure of my degree until I knew it stuck. Why? Because they overreact. I don't think that's a hot take at all. Another person said, I get protecting your peace and writer isn't wrong, but what happens when you're like, surprise, I'm a teacher. How do you handle that? Because that's waiting in your future. When do you want to have this conversation when i show up for work at graduation i don't know yeah never yeah i don't think that is too much if you can't figure it out we don't need to have a conversation yeah be more perceptive someone else said the writer's not wrong at all however if they ever want to tell

their family i was in a similar situation situation and i highly recommend making a powerpoint presentation addressing everything and telling them that they can't say anything until after it's done making clear that it's not a discussion it's just letting them know information so they don't think they can try and change your opinion someone else said i condone all forms of lying to the family however i am not someone who has the best relationship with their family and my nomination for wrong the week the outskirts of heaven such a hard time reading between heaven and haven i always say that heaven farm yeah like the h e is a h a is a heaven haven yeah i think the a blends into the v for me well i just like i can't see posting a

two hands to heaven and i had trouble struggling with what it's supposed to be but i know what it is yeah but i just have to work through it in my head and that's how i work through it yeah i just the issue is is that the a and the v they're next to each other and so they become one letter and it's the v that it becomes uh 98 of the farm is wrong two percent of the farm is not wrong um what huh well one of you are supposed to put something stupid too so for another thing then uh my wrong of the week derrick huffman the man who moved his family to russia 97 said that huffman is wrong three percent said huffman is not wrong you know why it was so hard for me to find this man when i was trying to derrick no it was so hard

for me to find him because you sent you wrote Derek Huffington and there's a lot of men named Derek Huffington who have all done like mildly bad things but none of them I was like that's not I don't remember her telling me about this

and so I was going through by the way if anyone wants to know a name where there's a lot about Derek there's a lot about Derek's in the world sorry about that no it's okay it's very it was giving Derek but then it reminds me of Dancing with the Stars This episode is brought to you by Accenture.

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someone said this is utterly embarrassing but the best form of karma someone else said omg i was so excited to hear this one so allegedly he also had to pay for his own training and the russians are just basically saying yeah they'll pay him but last i also hear slash saw on reddit they've not been paid but i haven't gone looking for news since y'all posted the pot episode another person said nice knowing horrible people throw themselves out to the trash someone else said heard he died thoughts and chairs speaking of happy anniversary to the alabama brawl but also we don't have actual confirmation like his wife hasn't said that he's died but there are trying to find that there's no actual information and then i did see after i sent you the video that man saying that he had died

i tried to find stuff online then i found a news source a legit news source and there was like there haven't been any reports that this has actually happened also i don't know how consistent they're reporting yeah the battlefield in russia like i'm just kind of like he's not even like a real soldier that's what i'm saying i'm just like i i don't know what updates we're getting i don't know the accuracy of the updates and like i think that's kind of par for the course yeah until his wife is online boohooing that's when i'll believe it someone else said in the same vein and i think huffman is now dead or may have died but this but his wife isn't answering questions so that's that someone else i accidentally thought y'all were talking about dancer derrick huff though

lol the brother of julianne huck yes we know who he is we've brought up that man numerous times what do you think my my issue with uh with blonde men and siblings who are too close into adulthood came from i also used to regularly when i first moved here and didn't have friends yet used to regularly just go to dancing with the stars and those same things and he would just come out shirtless and the women like while we were waiting in line and the women would go crazy it was yeah i like now started to understand the egos of the men on dancing with the stars because like they are like one direction for like moms in ohio like people lose their mind over them and i'm like oh this is a brand brand new type of fandom i've never experienced before

and the funny thing is i never watched dancing with the stars on tv before or since then it was just something i lived literally down the street from the from it and it was just something to do well i will say as someone who has also gone to see dancing with what you see on tv is like nowhere near as cool as it is in person like if you have a chance to go in person like that ballroom is fucking massive yeah it's like looks so it's a lot bigger than it looks on tv and they like make a whole show like it really is like it doesn't feel like you're shooting any other fucking tv show like that's not what other shows are like and i was like you're getting like it's live you're going to the opera yes yes like live theater yeah it's like it's for free uh-huh it's

fun everyone should go continue with this i absolutely thought y'all were talking about dancer derrick huff lol brother of julianne huff and called my grandma and told her all about this just for her to call me three hours later and correct me and and you went to the fandom of dancing with the stars your grandmother yes wow she was probably devastated at her boy derek how could he do that granted not that far-fetched because again blonde hair blue-eyed man and they go but also i don't think he would last a day really you don't think he would like pirouette all like all the through the battlefield you don't think he's hurt leaping no i don't know i think he he stretched he warmed up he's got he's he's doing all of that he's

arabesque i don't think he'd ever want to go to war get that hair messed up no i was gonna say without a skincare routine i think he'd be i think he'd be devastated he's so lost yeah totally i could see julianne doing it more in comparison of the two yes but would she actually do it no no she would pretend she did it and she would just and she'd be like actually i lied this is I'm just going on the new season of Special Forces. Like, okay. Wow, they really should have been

on the new season because the new season, it's like a lot of, like, husband and wife, like, couple duos and they, like, love to be a duo. They should have done it. Who's on the new season?

Well, here, let me organize it in terms of, like, shock value. Teresa Giudice. Okay. With Gia Giudice. Oh, okay. It's not teams taking over.

I thought you meant it was, like, husband and wife duos all the time. there just happens to be like a lot of husband and wife duos on this season all i know is that when she got married i saw their hair on tiktok yeah i remember them getting married but i thought they swiftly got divorced but i don't watch it anymore because they all gave me i used to religiously watch it up until maybe season whatever season it was where they didn't have an actual reunion but they started taping the next season but everybody was in a fight so then andy cohen just had like a sit down with them on a stage not like a sound stage like an actual

legit stage at a theater while they were actively filming the next season hey glam love that andy cohen is so funny um but um sean johnson and her husband take in mind you don't win this has a couple you are individuals like you okay then have to beat out your partner jesse james decker and eric decker i think is her husband johnny manziel joey manziel johnny manziel um jesse smollett she's still married to louise real canadian superstore has everything you need this back to school season save on lunchbox savers like ziggy sliced deli meat products for always 375 and get life brand pure vita shampoo or conditioner for eight dollars each at real Canadian Superstore. When you're ready, we're ready

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I have some asterisks of people who I'm like, it's a lot of money. It's never worth it. It's worth it. This is one where I'm like, let's not, let's not, let's not go. Let's not go on this. Because also like special forces

is like meant to like break you down psychologically. And I'm like, that's not. That's not the place for him. first of all that is not the environment for you and that's like really not the like redemption arc i mean he's been trying to have a redemption arc for years i just like breaking you down emotionally it's like not the place where that's going to happen um at all who's he on the with one of his siblings no that's what i'm saying there's just random people who are there with like their partners the fact that he couldn't get one of his siblings to

go well actually i'm gonna see sister being i can yeah i can totally see but like one of them that's not in the spotlight that's true that's true like journey i'm like of course she's not gonna go but one of the other ones yeah that's true that that really means that they don't believe him yeah that's just my speculation i'm not saying that's law or it really means they really don't want to be stuck in rv boot camp training with with it and i i think that's fair like if it's like a sibling you of all people would know like this is actually the environment i don't want to be with my sibling in um brianna chicken fry one of the boys from the montana she's the girl who dated um zach bryan no like the singer is it no that's zach brown

no they're most of there's there's at least three of them who have almost the same name it's the one who's not as old he's the one who's got like big candle blonde face and he's like a piece of shit i mean i don't know they probably all are but like zach brian zach uh-huh yeah zach brian okay you see the candle face you know i'm talking about yeah okay what'd you call her chicken brianna chicken fry i think that's like her tiktok name oh okay and her last name is la paglia yeah but it literally says brianna quote-unquote chicken fry la paglia um one of the guys from the montana boys who the only thing i don't know what that is the only reason i know about it is because i saw someone making fun of kristen cavallari um and being like why is she

hanging out with montana boys and i was like who are the montana boys and i guess they're like boys i don't know if their last name is montana or they're in montana or they're from montana but they like are like teenage boys who would just like take their shirts off and like not even really dance just like kind of like thirst trap for like preteens and she started dating one of them and he was like and he was like 19 or something and i guess he's on it but like i don't know how many of them are i don't even know if it's the one that she dated there's a group of three friends just three wow they met while playing football at montana technical university there you go um chanel iman which i was like don't know who that is either you do

she's a supermodel you know she was a victoria's secret angel she's like she's like chanel iman yeah like it's one word no chanel iman yes okay you'll recognize her face you've seen you've seen her her face blown up real big in the mall i don't go to the mall so nice try megan she did just get she got married not just now but like recently she's beautiful she's but i don't know her i always really liked her she's been married twice in the last few years so her most recent wedding went decently viral he's a football player i don't know no like i'm confused because he is a football player but his photo on his wikipedia is him playing baseball well so all i need to know is he's not very good at football i mean he's a big guy so that's why

i was also confused because i'm looking at his photo this is actually the craziest thing i've ever seen yeah he's a football defense tackle totally makes sense get that big boy off that bat like right why why is that but why is he is a football player like why is this his photo the amount of strength behind that bat cracked in half yeah no one can catch that ball that man is too strong to be swinging that bat wow wow yeah why is that the picture that's actually that's actually fucking crazy i even like just like did a quick search to see if base like he might have played baseball you know in high school he was a two-sport person no as of right now i'm not seeing i'm literally not seeing anything on his wikipedia about baseball there's nothing there i did a

fine 19 yeah i did a little fine to type in baseball there's nothing about baseball someone needs to chanel lamont your husband needs help with his wikipedia and it's from 2019 too like it's an old ass photo it's so funny because it looks like that why is an nfl player baseball i mean he's not opposite day on sanders or uh bow who they played this man is six three 330 pounds this man is a absolute unit him holding that baseball no way you could even catch i would if i could catch that i wouldn't even attempt because that's gonna fly me find me to outer space right he's so strong wow um yeah he's still playing football so why are we have baseball okay and then the olympian christy pierce rampone which i got excited and i thought

it said rapinoe and i thought yeah um ex-nfl player randall cobb and an actor uh ravi v patel and then there was another um oh there's another basketball player oh nick young and then britney cartwright young as in from the lakers yes okay as in very famous meme with the question marks i literally learned that when i saw this in the news i was like no fucking way that's why he's famous fuck the lakers that and then the other one where he he shoots the ball it turns around and he's like three and it doesn't go away that's in two yes oh my god wow iconic um real house do which this is crazy that they're calling her a real housewives of atlanta alum because i was like oh i don't know this woman i do eva from oh american model yeah and uh britney cartwright who

was married to jax taylor from fan from brules and then finally the husband and sister wives coda brown i'm afraid by the way if i'm anyone else there like i don't think a man who has multiple lives should be allowed on other reality shows with people who have one maybe that's why there are other couples on here they said i'm not letting my wife get around sister wife guy what if he seduces them which again is also crazy to me because that man has he has one wife no he has even more than one wife with that with that face yeah wow well thank you for sharing that with me you're welcome all right well that's the end of our show join us on thursday for don't blame me friday for fisting friday monday but am i wrong and then on tuesday we will see you

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