Don't Blame Me! - SYNT: Parents Comment On Our Toddler's Body

Episode Date: February 25, 2025

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hi and welcome to our musical episode of see you next tuesday and we're going to be syncing this whole episode whole episode i lied i just came up with that two seconds ago when i hit record who would have known i recently played my nephew um the i didn't know they made a full extended song of put that thing back where it came from so help me so help me from monsters inc haven't seen it i've seen monsters you i haven't seen the original i love monsters you too but i well i saw monsters you in the movie theater that's a it's a good movie theater movie i like really want to show him that but like i don't know if he's at the age where he's even heard of monsters like hiding under your bed or in your closet and i don't really want to like introduce traumatize

yeah that because like the whole point is like it's supposed to counteract the kids who already think that and feel that way but like if he doesn't if he's not aware of that yet i'm like maybe i don't do that yet but i've decided i think the next one he really wants to watch with lilo and stitch but i haven't seen that one either she was like i think he can handle it and i was like um i have been thinking about it and like you know it starts lilo's an orphan and um cps is trying to take her away for the whole movie also stitch is getting like they're trying to like tranquilize him with giant shots yeah but they're trying to take her away from her sister from her sister yeah and she's an adult nani yeah she's an adult scott she's she's a lot

of people's sexual awakening um i see things on the internet yeah i'm like i didn't know if she was an adult or not because i was like this is weird if she's not no she's an adult she's like a young adult though she's supposed to be like 23 or something okay well that's fine but i didn't know if she was like no they didn't make a 17 year old that thick they could have just for cultural reasons no but i they they have her wearing like a bathing like i don't think they i think they would have been like kept her in pants i've never seen the movie yeah it's so i can't i didn't know if people were drawing their fantasies or what fair fair like a fiver uh sex witch drawn a little fantasy for a hentai porn um but i was again then you know there's like

constantly like trying to like take him and like they're shooting at him with these space guns but then they also tranquilize him like a lot of times and also i can't remember if it's the part they cut out because they had to for 9-11 there's a plane crash in a city that they said well there's plane crashes all the time now yep there's another one today i think it was supposed to crash into a tower and so they it was like months after 9-11 they said never mind scratch that but i was like episode of i don't think you could do it the nanny the season premiere went after 9-11 and they were on a plane and they had to cut out all of it and did you know two week notice when i was like damn i think they actually shot this in new york and i was like and this is like they're

shutting down street i was like this is like a new york production and i was impressed it turns out it was the first production filmed in new york after 9-11 so i think that's probably why they were given a lot of support from the city because they needed it yeah even sex in the city you see people looking in the back like in in the background like looking direct to camera because like they're like not paid extras they just are filming in public same with still with like law and order yeah so it's rare when you see something that you go holy shit you shut this down like it's toronto yeah um but i want to get him to watch the incredibles instead of monster sink he hasn't seen the incredibles i think he'll love that no but like legit he

hasn't seen no he hasn't seen it i know i saw that in the movie theaters i think we're gonna have a sleepover and he's gonna come watch it i'm sorry i thought you meant about mots right now no i forgot that we were talking about your nephew mots has seen the incredible that's why i was so offended that's why i was so good and then you said sleepover and i was like you live together and then i went back and my nephew the five-year-old a few seconds ago uh-huh yes the child yeah yeah yeah yeah he's also very into um the jungle book right now but he did let me know that he no longer likes gaston and i said thank god because i was what does that have to do with jungle book no because he really liked beauty and the beast he enjoyed it but his favorite part was

gaston he liked bell but he like liked gaston and i was like gaston's not a good guy and then today or when i saw him a couple days ago he was like aunt megan i don't like guest on anymore he's not a very good guy and i said no he's not an original thought or was he just marinating on what you said well we did break down when he said he liked guests on the best i did ask him do you like guest on do you think guest on is nice and he said no and i was like do you like that he's not nice and he said no i said perchance do you think you like the song that the bit that the town people sing about Gaston and he said yeah and I said okay so we like the Gaston song we don't like Gaston because as soon as he said I love Gaston his mom from the other room goes what did he just

say and she was like because she's more of that OG Disney like I was not I I think I've seen being the beast once like being the beast was my movie oh yeah that was I had a backpack I loved her outfits I thought she needed nice ones yeah I it never hit for me I was I was more of a I was lilo and stitch i was monsters inc i was um i liked mulan but like still like i haven't seen most of those oh the guy at lake crusade and i we bonded over um brandy cinderella which i did show my nephew some of those songs and he i forget what i didn't tell you this so i told him that both beyonce and chapel roan won a grammy and i told him i was going to cowboy carter and he said oh do you think she'll play yaya for you and i said i think she'll play yaya

just for me um and he was very excited and i said they won grammys and then we listened to i want to dance with somebody and he asked who is this and of course like he does when any black woman is singing the song for the first time he sits down and then just looks at the picture and then goes she can really sing and i go yeah there is a stark difference between her and beyonce and then some of the other artists were listening to 20 trucks blippy um and he said why didn't why didn't whitney houston win a grammy this year and i was like oh um well and his mom goes oh i don't think she put anything out this year and then i look over to her and she looks at me and i go she's not and then she just goes so dead but she goes oh honey she's dead okay does she not know winnie's

was dead no i think i think she like thought but i didn't automatically say that so i think she was like maybe she thought she was like wrong or whatever she was like i'm not gonna trust your instincts on this but i was like i didn't know how we were handling death she goes oh we're being very straightforward she's dead and he goes oh okay and then she told me how they were watching they went to the movie museum and it was like all the old movies and um and she was saying that basically you know these he was like oh these people still making movie he goes no these people these people are they're they're dead they're no longer with us this is 1920s um and then every time they ever see a clip he goes is this when they die she goes like on screen yeah i mean

she's like i didn't take you to snuff film like good god oh okay sorry i got distracted but this is see you next tuesday this is when we read the results from the previous but am i wrong now that we're caught up we can say previous finally it's been so long i know so we are presenting to you for episode 132 who is wrong first up me and this one sent everybody into a tizzy megan says let's stop eating eggs 30 said i was wrong 70 said i was not wrong that is more favorable than i thought it would be i was listening to this and i've had and i had the same thoughts like i don't understand why are we treating eggs like they are an essential to everyone like this is like this is something the human body can't live without it's not like this

is water and we will all die if we don't have eggs like i get it they were cheap and became a normal thing for people to eat a lot of because they were cheap let's normalize different things for breakfast now i agree i agree and also the amount of people who had gone on tiktok and was like how can i learn how to like eggs and now those people are like i can't believe we can't eat eggs anymore i go you had to ask for help on how to like them like this it was it was truly a food out of convenience and it's also helpful and i'm not like anti-egg as a whole but like we went from talking shit on them to suddenly being like i can't live without these yeah eggs should only be used as an ingredient never as a standalone act i already struggle with morning

nausea and being able to eat breakfast it sucks when i want to grab a quick breakfast at home a quick breakfast or even make it at home and i have no options that don't include eggs no matter what the way i've had them who's made them what i've paired it with i'm never happy at the end feeding eggs i more feel like i ran a marathon that i was told i had to run stop big egg and stop for now i love that i already stopped eating eggs like two months ago never liked the taste but only ate them because they were easy that's what i feel like the consensus for the vast majority of people is and i'm someone who likes a savory breakfast like i'm not anti egg as a concept but yeah it has to be a perfect situation and usually i'd be in the mood which is hard

i the only way i like that i actually enjoy egg is a deviled egg or with a ton of cheese which i can't do most of the time and um which i've kind of just started eating everything now because everything makes my stomach upset so i'm like i've been i've had that point um and like i might as well eat something that i enjoy um or with a ton of salsa on it i never just like eggs by themselves i hated them as a child i still hate them but yeah they're just eat there also for me i the way i'm liking an egg is the if i if it's like over easier sunny side up or whatever the white is fully cooked through there's absolutely zero goo and it's literally like lacy crispy on the edges and then i need a runny yolk and by the way everyone you cannot have a runny

yolk right now like no if you're eating an egg and you're taking the risk you cannot have a fucking runny yolk so enjoy your hard eggs yeah because i do like i will take that back i also do like a eggs benedict but like oh yeah well it can't happen and you still can't have that now no no no definitely not you cannot and i never and i never do a poached egg at home the only time i have it is in a restaurant i got into i got into a benedict phase as a preteen and so imagine me transition lenses in my kitchen making poached egg after poached egg in a pot trying to nail it so i tried someone else i've been checking constantly for this vote oh my god what is wrong with people eggs are not a human right i love caviar but that's really fucking expensive so i

can't eat it all the time i like eggs but i can't afford them so i don't eat them meat is super expensive as well so i will skip it some days or even weeks why are eggs different if you can't afford it maybe take that as a sign don't eat it yes especially because we know why it's so expensive i ate so many eggs in the first five years of my life not by choice and i haven't been able to eat them in 20 plus years eggs are overrated and we need to expand savory breakfast options i agree with that and i would like to propose an idea and i have tried to get people on this i've been doing this since i was a child and people are not into it savory waffles put pesto on a waffle no no put something else on a waffle put a spread on a waffle put some sun-dried tomatoes on a waffle

we need i'm sorry i'm not i'm not here with you for that that's fine granted i also cooked the waffles so much they were like toast doing what you just said doesn't add protein so that's where i need the community help because i do need help how do we do the protein someone else said you could do it like a lock salmon ever since i made that sushi cake i can't it's too much for me someone else said i like eggs i'm sorry it's okay also by the way what would me laugh is caviar that's also fish eggs true as someone who loves eggs i agree that there are other sources of protein we can eat furthermore i have a relative who's on dialysis and can only eat eggs for protein as a family been looking for other things he can eat because of the bird flu it can be hard

because he's very picky eater wish us luck good luck if anyone has any suggestions please because i think a lot of us are looking for that but what can he have we need that information oh well i wondered if it was because i said there he was picky but you might be right that might have been a but eggs are pretty high in cholesterol so i'm trying to think of maybe not uh what's that thing in meat that some people can't have if certain things their kidneys can't remember knew someone who had that but i can't remember what it was tofu oh yeah if they can have that i don't know if they can have so yeah someone said we listen and we don't judge at me please i just like an over medium egg occasionally not anymore but i definitely agree

that some people take it way too far no one needs to be buying 24 eggs a week most people i know buy six maybe once a month also why do we judge our economic standing based on eggs why are they the pinnacle of the market that's funny that is true it used to be gas and now it's eggs mostly because gas kind of stays yeah they just stay at the same price now it's not like now i'm just like i go i fill up i leave i need gas why look so therefore right i take whatever i don't have i can't shop around someone else that i'm team i'm eggs number one hater i'm always team let's stop eating eggs uh someone else said i love eggs they're one of the few foods i can eat with chronic illness food restrictions i shan't be stopped you're the

you might be exception but i'm saying like depending on how you eat them you might be stopped and in general everybody everybody needs like everyone should should cut back on them just to like lower your risk just in general doesn't mean you have to cut them out fully but if you're eating multiple eggs a day it's just it's a risk you have to be willing to take then so instead i'm open to change i use eggs mainly for baking so i would love some suggestions for alternatives you can use a flax egg but in safety wise you can't use you can't use like for larger episodes so you can't i mean episodes larger recipes you can't use flax the consistent it makes it just flatter me yeah um um it it's usually like when you're using a flax egg you

just substitute one out like you'll use the flax head for one i don't know i mean you'd have to look at like vegan recipes yeah figure that out i know like yogurt apple salt like other things that are fatty and can add you can add air to them so like whether it's whipping it in or just there's some just google it um because there is i have used substitutions it's not that i will say it's not the same um and usually i'm just doing like one egg for something else yeah but i also think if you're baking you buy six eggs the risk is not that high because they're also not nearly uh it's it's broken up between things like different servings and it's also fully cooked and you probably it's not it will be expensive but it won't be as expensive as a daily egg habit yeah

so now said there's so many protein substitutions and even more egg substitutions for baking you don't need eggs that are bad and it's risky. Oh, let us know what those are. Someone else said, it's usually my favorite breakfast. Dippy eggs are scrambled because fast and was cheap in the mornings. Yeah. Everyone needs to retire dippy eggs for the time being. Someone else said, I'm from the UK, so maybe this doesn't apply to me. I just fucking love scrambled eggs. I'm so sorry. You know, I have taken a memoriam on commenting on on british people and their food so if you love scrambled eggs that's great i don't know that our chickens affect you i don't know if you have different chickens i assume you do

right yeah this shouldn't affect them no right now unless it turns into a pandemic and for me i i think scrambled eggs for breakfast to me better than beans better than beans on toast better than when i saw the type of beans that y'all are eating because i think there's better beans that you could be eating on toast well i also think that the thing that really sticks me out and like maybe you don't eat them this way but i saw someone who when they said toast that was so generous that bread was barely kissed by a fucking yankee candle like it was so soft no color change and they put on which were not even hot like lukewarm uh baked beans and then but they're not even they're not baked beans in the way that we have no because they're cooked in tomato sauce yeah

and then they did a sprinkling of cheese bright orange shredded cheese and then a squirt of ketchup all over it like a drizzle of ketchup i was like that's fucking insane and it's collapsing under the weight because the bread is not toasted i love a beans on bread situation when it's a hot dog and it's barbecue baked beans a good baked bean is fantastic yeah but like if it was a good baked bean on a ham hock baked bean that would be delicious but that tomatoey sauce sorry i was like why are you baked beans so red yeah why does it look grainy epicurious the baker lady carolyn did you see what she did she made cornbread but made it like a loaf like a texas toast thick yeah but cornbread and then like made beans with like the ham hock and stuff in it and then did it

and said this would be a better choice and then a british person commented and said that this was classes and she was like this is literally foods that my people eat as enslaved people this is not classes at all y'all just don't have taste corn is cheaper than wheat so yeah i i did see that one british guy who's trying um american chinese food for the first time and he's wondering why there's broccoli and things saying that's not chinese food and then he's no it was was it chinese food yeah that's what it was and then he was wondering in like a curry something that they had he said where are the french fries what's the first word of that french i was like what the fuck i can't yeah his girlfriend's making him try it yeah yeah but

keep eating your eggs in the uk like don't pour one out for anyone like but you know eat them love that if it doesn't apply let it fly someone else said no because of eggs look at me wrong i will not eat them for months and i you have a kindred spirit in me as someone who's a picky eater i love eggs and i will have them every morning for breakfast but i get where you're coming from with the bird flu now that i'm thinking about it i voted wrong you're right we should stop eating eggs but i truly just don't want to this is making me sad also i heard someone say biden killed all the chickens at the store the other day and i was really like what do you mean i did see someone blaming it i was like of course blaming it up they blamed the gas prices on him

still but remember somebody said they were gonna uh knock the prices down as soon as they got into office remember that no but now they're like well he couldn't because biden he strangled every single chicken he became the villain in chicken little and chicken run all right and then melissa says if you're going to be a penis surgery advocate tell the truth four percent said i was wrong 96 said i was not wrong someone said are there any benefits to this that aren't sex or self-esteem related i feel like there's so many other things to do before just adding a couple inches to your dick but i don't want to yuck their yums as long as they're truthful i don't have a problem if you're doing it for self-esteem like that's a lot of people

getting um elected surgeries or like that's the only reason why you for self it's for self-esteem that's not my issue with it my issue is saying that you had a three inch penis and then you got it to be 11 inches that's the lie that's medical misinformation like you can't do that that man telling melissa that he liked her skin was on some sort of handleable situation minus the charm and hugh dancy of it all because what pardon even just hearing that had me pull out my headphones for a moment to ponder in silence because what the fuck melissa i'm sorry thank you yeah you've been catching i have i don't know what like you you must be like giving off these like specific birthday like aquarius pheromones but like they've been

attracted to you they have and you have wanted not you've given no indication you've wanted anything not going not one not one man has even been attractive the young boy he was handsome but he was a boy child so like he also had no chance 22 in case you haven't listened to fisting friday i'm talking about this 22 year old um but i wish they'd leave me alone i wish that for you as well uh same person said also read the votes of course not wrong because it's like he said that with his whole chest thinking somehow everyone would just face value think it's true my head hurts yeah another person said melissa isn't so not wrong but asking men to tell the truth about their dicks is hilarious and will likely never happen

yeah i still call it out yep writer number one are they wrong for telling in-laws not to comment on toddler's body one percent of the writer is wrong 99 said the writer is not wrong someone said in-laws are insane and disgusting for this writer is super right writer's partner should be setting those boundaries though it shouldn't have to be the writer's sole responsibility when it's his parents yep growing up and being more naturally curvy this phenomenon is unfortunately what i'm used to comments about my body or other people from my family almost seem normalized it's absolutely disgusting comments like these feel inherently sexual because they are and they shouldn't be made towards anyone especially children please please please keep your

child far away from people like this if they're this bold when she's this young there's no telling what could happen yep because it makes like then you just grow up with it being normal and then it goes then it skews all of it it's like the same reason why teachers have to create very strong boundaries with their students even if they're not creepy but because you can't you should never normalize an incredibly close relationship with an adult like that because then it sets that precedent yeah but it doesn't raise the red flags my cousin called me chubby chick in my entire childhood and adults around them never when my mom was around would laugh and join in and i still remember it to this day not to mention the fat shaming and public abuse

about my body i suffered from family members later on too these memories that from that young have actively haunted me and still leave scars fuck any adult that thinks it's okay to do this i'm sending love and support to the reader because they're protecting their child i wish i had adults that would have done that for me so they're incredible it's very sweet the writer's in-laws are wrong for a multitude of reasons not including but not limited to body shaming is always wrong this is also probably also racist the creepy tone of these comments definitely cut access to the child someone else said stories like this make me appreciate my problematic extended relatives live outside the u.s i felt like that when my when one of my

grandmas died i was like oh perfect like like i was like thank god like because i literally was like thinking about i was like i'm if i have to go to if this woman's gonna if this old lady's gonna be alive when i'm getting ready to go to prom and all of those like there's no fucking way like i will i will not survive this like she will she's foaming at the mouth to say something someone else said creepy in-laws yeah why are older generations so fucking obsessed with everyone else's bodies this guy is disgusting and perverted i don't care if they're related to you you should fight him or at least try to get him on a list we can't legally be near children yeah or at least your child i wanted to weigh in on this one she was 100 right in telling him to fuck off i was

told that at like four i needed to suck in my tummy and i still think about it almost daily at 28 years old another thought body shaming adults saying fucked up shit my best friend's mother-in-law told her two-year-olds who are potty training so they like to run around naked that if they walked around naked she would cut the she would cut their penises off or a monster would come and chomp off their penises that's fucking crazy why like what does that achieve i think it's so weird when people think like lying to kids is fun like as a whole or it's gonna teach overarching concept i'm like that but it's not that's that's that's there are certain things sure the only time i ever lied to my nephew oh you know it's like oh the phone needs

it's going to sleep like you know the phone is tired like it it can't play anymore it's taking a nap um but one time he kept kicking a credenza and it was free from i know this because i was there when they picked it up but it was free from facebook marketplace and i was like it is not strong enough for you to keep fucking kicking it like that and so i was like you need to stop kicking it because what what is it attached with and he goes the bottom he's like i don't know what are those i was like those are called legs it might just get up and run away and he goes no and i was like they're they're legs they're kind of like your legs they're not they're not the same kind of legs and i was like i don't know maybe they are and then he was like and then he stopped

kicking it but that's not like a total lot they're called legs yeah it's a half lie exactly um someone else said good for her for standing up to them what a disgusting way to refer to a child also her husband needs to get on his zoom and start standing up to them because those are also his kids that's it all right then we've got writer number two are they wrong for falling for a guy their friend liked i love this photo these are my favorite commercials when i was a young tyke Wait, I forgot which one it was. Oh, I've fallen. I can't get up.

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Yeah. He just comes sliding down a pole. Shut up. 36% said the writer's wrong. 64 to the writers not wrong someone said writers wrong for keeping it a secret while your friend was still talking about him the conversation between them should have just happened earlier another person said in my opinion she should have said something to the friend before anything developed with this guy but the friend calling dibs on random men and being delusional about

whether they actually like her is so frustrating and feels indicative of some deeper problems with insecurities with insecurity that she the friend needs to unpack on her own another person said i can see both sides of this but she should have told her however you can't call dibs on a guy never make a move and then get shocked when one of your friends hits it off with your crush they should definitely talk it out another person said i'm with megan on this 100 percent i'm personally the one who loves crushes for every single human every single human being but also i got millions of crushes myself too but never the omg that's my husband kind that kind gives me the ick i just think people are cool and cute and hot you also have a boyfriend

who is that maybe i don't know maybe i'll broke up someone else said not wrong for their feelings but could be wrong depending on how they go about it. However, friend kind of sounds like they suck. They suck too, so PEMDAS, I guess. I love PEMDAS. Another person said, this one is so hard because I agree it's a bit of both. I'm saying not wrong because you can't control your feelings and having a friend that calls infinite dibs would be really frustrating.

however i do think there is some wrong because you know your friend at least at the time said they liked him so there should have been some sort of communication even if it would have been detrimental to the friendship because now so much time and secret talking feelings have happened in this guy with this guy so that'll be an added layer good luck writer for me this would just be like this is the cue that i'm done with his friend well they sent in an update i'll share it i think okay it's not someone else said it's not exactly the same but i had a friend in high school who was the type that liked dated everyone thought throughout all of high school i sat back and let her date guy after guy and never saying anything

about it i wish back then i would have just booked up and pursued one of those guys knowing that if she went for him nothing would really come of it it sounds harsh but people like this really do need reality check like megan said you also don't like men anymore so another person said i'm not sure how good friends they really how good of friends they really are considering the writer described their friend as insecure and delulue my growl my gavel says bang bang wrong because as the writer's friends their description of the situation would hurt me more than getting with the crush itself and seems like an attempt to take distance and justify actions i don't know i think knowing who your friends are at their core i don't think that

that's indicative of how good of a friend they are no i also think that like yeah i would feel embarrassed if someone described me like that but because it i feel embarrassed if it was true do you what i mean yeah and i think like this isn't like a outlet like most people we know you most people know somebody like this it's not like a crazy set of character traits right someone else said the friend in question sounds annoying and maybe not a good friend if they would get upset if you liked any of the 2 000 people they claimed by stating a crush megan's crush crazy friend sounds so fun it's fucking crazy i think about that like quite literally all the time i've been that bitch i've been that bitch who made out with someone who was like i literally

i love him and i'm like you have a boyfriend and this guy is not interested in you and he's told you that all right um and then there's an update to that one too she sent a voice note on here okay hi um i'm literally listening to but am i wrong right now and i didn't know what else to use in terms of fake names i'm the one who wrote in about am i wrong for lily and falling for my friends the show crush um i also was just watching how i met your mother so it just happened to be like okay these work but they weren't together so that makes sense um sorry so there's that and then they said uh but yeah there was no way to have gone around

the situation i didn't go we were supposed to go to houston together but i backed out i'm honestly totally fine with the friendship ending because she has been like that where she lays a claim on every guy she's crushed on and you're a bad friend if you go near them and also i'm too damn old for this yeah i i think that's fine i'm i am no longer friends with the person who was like this too and like i will say that like if they don't grow out of it into old their age and even if they end up with somebody they they they tend to take that same energy into other aspects of their life and also other aspects of your your like have like having a very strong stance stance on everything in a way that it impedes on your life as well yep

then we have my wrong of the week nomination lg ovens 94 said lg is wrong 6 said lg is not wrong to 6 of you work for lg life's good is that what it stands for that's what they were saying the commercials i don't know if that's actually what it would stand for but they'd be like life's good it might just be initials for somebody someone said this is actually diabolical and i think that is a great way to describe it lucky gold star is what it is oh they combine two different companies together this is so scary like here's a sticker to remind the living things in your life that can't read this is a fire hazard that's that's true like i think with the people who can't

or even like a plant someone said surely a lawsuit waiting to happen unfortunately i think this might be the result of the lawsuit i don't know that it is but i think that this is them trying to get ahead of a lot like trying to be we rectified this but i'm like this does not count someone else said i googled it and it sounds like it sounds like the most accidental bump when you walk past it it would turn on yes that is what's it's people it is so sensitive that people would be walking past it wouldn't even feel that they touched it or bumped it and it would turn on not like the like the ranges where you have to push it in and then turn it and there's like a click and then all that you could

quite literally walk by it slightly brush it with the fucking sweater and it would turn on that's just plain dangerous and white dangerous oh that's just plain black and white dangerous i skipped over a line what the fuck this is obviously a major design flaw yep yep yep oh and this person is so kind they said melissa you can always make me watch gross things you've been subjected to this i volunteer as tribute so send them all your fucking nasty stuff instead of sending it to me because i'm terrified to open i rarely open our dms because i don't know what i'm about to see yesterday i saw somebody uh no never open it public i was watching just a plain old reel stop watching reels that's your first no but like it's in like i'll be watching like

it'll be just scrolling through instagram and then it's like a reel in somebody's like in the feed it's there and i was watching it i think it was it might have been whitney houston like of course i'm gonna stop i'm gonna stop and watch a whitney houston video and then the next thing that pops up is two people in yoga two women in yoga class oh it's always yoga and one woman is in like child's pose stretching out and then there's a woman basically on top of her humping her no thank you have you ever seen the snl adele sketch about the sex tourism them i'm sure i did because i watched that episode matz and i rewatched that one it is

it reminds me of all the fucking shit you said oh yeah yeah because it was a direct i had talked about what it was the reference of the guy on the fucking not boogie boards but those it was a basically a boogie yeah the stand-up paddles like the surfboards yeah and then they just cover you in mud and then fuck you and there are these white women going i loved this vacation they go they use fucking plastic bags as condoms yeah and i'm like this is sex tourism i don't i don't know what but you guys aren't kidding by the way you just paid for sex that was a party that's fine but i need you to recognize what it was like it wasn't just some man that was enamored with you No! The money that you

paid for you got sex. It was an exchange of goods and services. Maybe they just read too many romance novels so they think he was overcome with emotion. And I go, yeah, Kathy.

From Dayton. Like, no. That was... This young man is not interested in that. I want bad things for the people who decided stickers are the way to solve this. Like, that sticker is probably flammable. and i wish you defective appliances for the rest of your life truly truly and again like the only pete though like they've said like pets have died and i'm like as far as i know cats can't

read and what if you have a friendly ghost living in your house what if that friendly ghost invites over a not so friendly ghost and then they brush by it accidentally yeah or even a friendly ghost who does it accidentally that's it then we've got my wrong of the week steven a smith 97 said he was wrong three percent said he was not wrong you picked the perfect photo because that's the face that he's making 99.9 i was gonna say melissa i when i went into it i said i gotta get a picture of him making that face i go to google images 90 of the photos of him are him making that face because it's the only face he makes it's just a sneer he's constantly even on general hospital he's supposed to be like this suave guy which doesn't make any sense no um and he's usually

making like he'll be like oh you know and he's making that face i'm like please stop someone said loud and motherfucking wrong all the goddamn time he could never be on sport he could never be on a sports talk show ever again and that would be too soon also why is he screaming all the goddamn time my ear hurts after listening to him he does have a shrill voice then someone else said as if serena would look in his direction facts i also don't know why old men like to even like put themselves in a situation like that with younger women what do you mean like he's old like why like why he why would you even like why would you even see her as a wife material because like most single men

of his age he thinks that he's reframed it in his mind that it's not because he is repulsive to be around and shitty and no one wants to be with him that he's reframed it too he's he's choosy he's picky he gives me like like i'm like give it give it a couple years and he'll be preaching about passport bros like it's giving i want a docile female yeah in those exact words like it's it's very much giving that and and it will never not be funny because like it's hilarious because of serena in her own right like how successful she is that like that person's right like quite literally would not look twice at him but then to be like i would never date her if she dated you that would be such a fucking downgrade from her husband like that's so crazy

like him being like i would never date her and i go and she would never date it's like literally being like yeah i'm not i would it's like some guy being like she's not my type he's not hot so my type and it's like okay that's because you live in your mother's basement like she would never look as if you are the one that you have to change the narrative to be like no i'm rejecting her i'm rejecting her before she can reject me and i'm like she can't even see you down there hate him hate him hate him all right that's it i hope you all enjoy don't forget to vote for uh the last episode that's coming out or that's out it's out it's out yesterday vote for that head over to our instagram stories um and make sure you follow

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