Don't Blame Me! - SYNT: Sill Bridgerton, Scandalous Kerry Washington, And Bats
Episode Date: June 11, 2024This week on See You Next Tuesday, Melisa and Meghan dive deep into the world of Shondaland! They swoon over Simone Ashley in Bridgerton, reminisce about Scandal's steamy past and present thanks to Ke...rry Washington and a Blind Item. Plus: Melisa gushes about Nicola Coughlan's new show, Big Mood, and raves about the brilliance of Hacks. Meghan makes another attempt to convince Melisa to watch Only Murders in the Building and Lupin. They discuss the not-so-classic airplane thriller Red Eye starring Rachel McAdams and Cillian Murphy. Melisa shares some hilarious TikToks featuring Meghan's favorites. Get ready for some wild bat stories involving Gossip Girl's Taylor Momsen and the legendary Ozzy Osbourne! Tune in for a fun-filled episode packed with pop culture, Shondaland nostalgia, and a few unexpected encounters with the flying kind! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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another tuesday another one thank you what is that from that girl that yum yum
another one thank you oh my i wonder i wonder how she's doing pinky sparkle pinky pinky pinky
yeah yep yep you know what she was she was i rarely i will say that anyone i see on tiktok
live is hustling like jason nash no pathetic that across oh my god melissa you are so incredibly
lucky you are so lucky um but her that the trend that she started i'm obsessed with that and i
haven't seen any of those lives in a while do people still make those because i would watch
time i don't think so i pinky doll i um skip most lives and or i hold it down and say don't show me
any lives so i i wouldn't be the best person to gauge for that but i haven't seen her specifically
but she's probably still doing it you skip what the lives whenever it comes across my tiktok feed
i just quickly scroll past or i hold it down and say don't show me any lives oh i accidentally
join lives all the time and i'm like whoops that's why i don't do it i like the ones where
they announce this to everybody that you're there the worst is if you accidentally join someone's
live who like is your mutual and you're like oh my god like i didn't even mean to open the
tiktok app i'm closing like i need to get off the app i'm like and i'm not just like not trying to
watch your life and scroll and watch other things like i'm i'm leaving and now i feel like an
asshole i the only ones that i like is this one girl her name is taylor and she does like
characters where she's pretending like she's in lives as those different characters and um
she's very fun that's being and so yeah so like and then and i me being the writer than i am i'll
feed her a lot of stuff that she's playing off of and i'm like we're like a duo oh my god that's
that's actually very that's that's flexing those muscles she did one where she was she said she was
on a private jet and she has the background and the thing is that a lot of people don't know that
she's like in character as this and so they're like you're not actually on a jet why hasn't it
taken off yet stop it's like when people don't know that terry joe's joking i love those ones
yes and so she's like pretending and they're like why hasn't and then she has i think it's her
partner like was pretending to be a flight attendant and just like handing her things
off screen like a glass of champagne and stuff I love that I am always like just very impressed
with the um the people who are truly creatives online like doing that live is a absolute skill
not just people who like scoot their face like really close to the camera and like read and then
like okay um so yeah i'm 24 and then squints again it's like my necklace um it's in my amazon
storefront and so she'll do that too on her um regular ones but like in a different character
like she's done them like as mary when jesus was born like around christmas she has a whole series
no i'm obsessed send me there send me the tiktok i need i'm obsessed with that and so she'll pretend
like she'll do ones where she's like not actually in life but pretending she's in life and then
will do the squinty thing reading things that she's made up as she's going like pretending
that she's reading damn wow i'm impressed wait why can't i put this on my story oh sorry that
didn't make sense i have officially posted the photos of me watching bertrand great now are you
done with season two so i wanted to talk to you about that okay and i'm kind of scared don't be
scared um but i did think it's really fitting that i am posting and obviously when people are
hearing this this has already been up it's on our feed um i thought why not keep the tradition going
so of course i took pictures of myself watching the sexy scene from season two okay most of the
night and day difference the joy in my eyes the lust and joy in my eyes moths fell asleep and i
when they're out in the gazebo that yes okay uh-huh the way that moths fell asleep and i said
bitch i'm so watch i'm not gonna stop for you i i i finished the fucking show i was i was dare i
say squealing like a pig like i i sounded like babe the pig i was so fucking excited losing my
goddamn fucking mind um and i just i loved it i thought it was like so well choreographed and
also like the scene where they i forget who's like study they're in or whatever but like when
they like kiss the first time or they're about to kiss and daphne walks in um also daphne just like
being a like a single mother like and just like simon just being like oh he's just off
and everyone's fine with it i'm like her husband hates you like let's at least like at least like
go with the real story here um and uh when he is just like they have like this like fucking
sexual tension between the two of them i did they were definitely trying to do a couple of the um
it's pride and prejudice right where he like clenches his fist when he gets out of the carriage
which is a sexual thing for us it's either atonement or pride and prejudice but i think
it's pride and prejudice um both of those movies are the exact same vibe to me and i usually would
watching them back to back um and they like were there was a couple of moments where i could tell
they were like really trying to do that and i'm like i don't think a tv show is a slow enough burn
for that but it was it was like very good and i was like i'm loving it the outfits fucking obsessed
with i thought like the like whole production of it the lighting you were right much better we got
some goddamn fucking candles and we stopped with the overhead fluorescent bulbs which were just
not of the period um i really enjoyed i like enjoyed it i first of all the way that i am so
goddamn fucking good at guessing the songs from two notes two notes of the the the the symphony
i don't know orchestra quartet version i'm impec like it's fucking impeccable songs i couldn't
name if i heard them on the radio i can name them this way you know this is chris bowers who we were
talking about um he won the grammy and i and his i told you his wife used to be on melissa so he's
the one that does all the music for bridgerton well my regards chris bowers you are doing a
great job i'm loving it um i yeah i just i just loved it and it was like so cute and sexy my only
complaint is i needed more like i needed more i knew there to be at least like three episodes
afterwards what because like like i could i just want to i could just watch them yeah and like
they're both great actors they have like really great natural chemistry and like they're really
great at like ping-ponging a scene between the two of them and like they're well-developed
characters too and so i was just devastated that we we just get first of all get that bitch out of
a coma like what do you mean the show's about to end and she's in a goddamn fucking coma
wake her up also her falling of the horse was so dramatic and the shot with the rain hitting her
face and i was like like give her an oscar for not laughing because that it was just i i just
know how they had to shoot that was just clunky but it looks gorgeous like it all looked great
but like i need to see them happier for longer i also need to see them get married i need to see
like all of these things here and i need to know what happened with like the rest of the fam
i will say not to blame women because i definitely was doing that a lot i i think her sister if you
can't goddamn fucking tell that they're into each other and this man is not into you he is
show not tell this man is telling you yeah i totally want to marry you he's not giving that
at all and she's like shocked they get down the aisle it's only the moment in the aisle where i'm
like girl your mom knows and his mom knows so i didn't even like i really didn't feel bad for her
and i just needed her to get over it faster so we could have avoided the coma and had some like
i don't know happy couple weekend like i why did we get a montage of daphne and simon having sex
and we don't get that with them they they said they were toning down the sex for the remaining
remaining seasons um because of people like us that complained about those two it was specifically
those two it was conditional it was because he was the worst character ever and he fucking sucked
he just fucking flat out sucked and i did not feel great but this girl kate knows what sex is
daphne had no idea she said what is what is that fleshy little snake coming towards me i told you
I was like, you're going to like Kate because she's somebody that we would like.
No, she's our friend.
Yeah.
Kate Sharma is, she's our friend.
Uh-huh.
Our close personal friend, Kate.
Yeah.
Yeah, I.
And Mr. Muncher, that's what I like to call him now because that dude loves to eat pussy,
Anthony, loves to eat pussy.
When you get to season three, you do get a little bit of them.
I was going to ask, do we get more of them?
Because I did see it.
We get more of them.
but then they're like we like to fuck too much we're leaving well that was like when they gave
that like however many time period afterwards and they go play like croquet and they're like
can't get out of bed and i was like oh they they left because what should happen is that now that
he's married as the oldest boy he should take over the bridgerton household yeah like i need
to know what the town thought or whatever like i need to know all of it and because like i do think
that like you know when you're a bridgerton and you're a boy the town is like they'll they'll get
over it they'll be fucking fine yeah and i just i need like more i need more of them i know i know
did you see also big stars outside of bridgerton too so no i know did you see someone posted a
video which i didn't see the original video i saw someone's like stitch of it or like their response
to it about this person was saying i'm done seeing ugly people on tv who could act i'd rather
see hot people who can't act yes i saw and the comments that everyone was saying i told motts
that the comments that most people were saying first of all it was you'd be surprised that no
no men were mentioned and no white people uh and having them say simone ashley i said i must go
no i'm so sorry you have to actually start this story over i i got confused and i go no no you
heard it right and he was like wait no i'm i'm so confused he would pause while we're watching he
would pause and he was just like look at her face i know that's what i told you she has a perfect
face she's so beautiful and matz and i both were just like at points like you know like when you
make a funny noise and a dog turns its head he would pause and we both just like turn our head
and just marvel at her beauty he couldn't even fathom understand what i was saying that people
were referencing her and he was like you know i'm so i'm so sorry i don't think i know who simone
Ashley and I go no no babe this is easy there's no possible fucking way like I just can't ever
imagine as a Leo getting online and saying I'm racist and insecure what do you mean because I
do think it's it's just plain silly to say someone who is so objectively like put her in the louvre
like she put a museum level beauty yeah to say that she's not okay well let's let's not speak
untruths yeah she is in the new little mermaid which i don't think you ever saw but she's one
of her sisters she's one of ariel's sisters but we only it was before bridgerton came out when
they were filming it so it was before she was like a big star and we only get to see her
for like five seconds and i was like get that bitch back on my screen like her as a mermaid
no because like i wait that's actually so fitting because before i was saying she looks like she's
just like walked out of the sea because she just looks like oh it's she's she's she's insane and
i'm obsessed looking at her like her she's just i can't look away i know and imagine being able
to act on top of that i know with that accent too i i'm dying dying i'm obsessed with her i'm a
fucking kate stan and anthony is without a doubt who like i love me some benedict but like anthony
is who i would have been hugging i went yeah yeah he's like like benedict can fuck like fuck but
like anthony like all around just like a caring person yeah and i love a broody boy loves to eat
pussy uh-huh exactly exactly and like benedict's like he's all goofy and fun and i go that's what
i want is my brother-in-law yeah i wanna like i want to gossip with you and have a little sleepover
like tell me that you're what you're doing but like then i'm gonna go fuck your brother yeah
so um i am so looking forward to starting season three because it doesn't part two come out as
we're recording this it's like the fifth doesn't it come out like in five days yeah i believe yes
so yes i i mean i watched it all in one sitting but we do know that nicola and um
luke they broke some furniture while they were i heard their sex scene and they have
constantly been told cut and they didn't hear it so and they've had to tell her you have to
act like you don't know what you're doing and she was like oh i'm just too good and i
i'm here for it i'm here for the rumors and whatever they're feeding into like
speaking of speaking of shonda verse people you already know who i'm gonna say this said the way
i was like bish you are so fucking messy and what i screamed i was at the hardware store when i saw
it screamed washington miss carrie washington i don't know if they've just forgotten that scandal
ended six years ago i believe it's been six years since the finale it's been too long why the timing
is so hilarious and messy because you know what blind item yes i saw that blind item i saw that
blind item and then i'm doing people that that don't know aren't just literally constantly on
care washington tiktok i get on tiktok and i think i'm looking at a fan edit and it's the
black wife effect and we've got tony goldwyn before scandal and then i have to say the black
wife effect hit him hard i didn't even see half of those i think she picked the worst pictures
that she could because she was he was on um the l word oh and he was hot as fuck on that like
i was like oh okay um and so she specific because he was a director on that show and then like they
were like can you do some stuff and he was like yeah and he was hey hottie can you act uh-huh
and so um he she picked his worst pictures but like she posts it if you don't you're not
on tiktok like we are there's a trend going around called the black wife effect where um
a woman has gotten a black woman has gotten with the white man and has turned him from being goofy
to a hottie and um so we're seeing these old pictures of tony pre-scandal and then we see
after scandal and pictures of them and some of them look like their personal pictures not even
like i was like why haven't i seen some of these so these are these are candidates some of these
are from your close personal lives some of these are that is on the libya pope outfit yes and so
it's like a glow up of him and so i'm thinking i'm looking at a fan edit because this is this
happens a lot i love scandal so i'm always on scandal tiktok and then i look down at the name
and i see carrie washington posted this carrie motherfucking washington this show has been over
for six years you are married he is married there's a blind item that came out this week
that two people what was the exact words it was like two people uh for like like a fan favorite
couple from like a i don't know it couldn't even said like a universe tv show like like a
chandelier something indicator have uh either rekindled or continued their affair despite the
show having ended like it's basically being like yeah they had an affair while they were filming
the show and they're still doing it and it was like it was on I think it was on Dumois it was
on like a bunch of different things and I was just seeing people react to it ever going here's the
thing it's the only time I'm ever going to root for adultery and then she did that like and it
blew up on TikTok like those blinds blew up on TikTok and Kerry Washington said I see you and
i raise you a a homemade fan edit essentially being like and what do you do about it right and
and i thought you guys shiv it and what and what are you mad no i didn't think so
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when you watch um queen charlotte those two as well they were in interviews just like he was
massaging her feet as they were lounging on couches and he has also has a girlfriend
like though and then like after people started saying things you could see that they started
backing away a little bit but like same thing these shondaland people know how to do fucking
pr no they're literally being media trained going now how to be horny in interviews let's sit down
together and we'll also go through you know the um the appropriate natures of sexual harassment
in the workplace and these are the guidelines so you can and cannot do and the the show is
horny and I need you to get people horny yes so I need you to be horny uh-huh who's who's the
chandelier and fluffer like that at this point like I'm just like I'm obsessed like I I love
I love a cheeky little rumor of like an on-set kind of romance or crush and like I will say of
all of the people when you have an established oh this person I'm supposed to be is supposed to be
my love interest like years ahead of time that's like the one you'll have the most flirty
relationship with like it's just that's just kind of like the nature of it um so that's like one I
could believe like I could actually believe that one but I was like looking up um oh and like so
Mott's loves Simone Ashley now like he loves her and he like remembers like random things I said
about her I was like bitch you don't even remember these things on me like okay fine fine um but we
watched uh a tiktok of it was like um who the cast of bridgerton's like dating or whatever and
she's like dating a billionaire and there was one point where he like paused like on her face and he
went yeah like i don't think there's anyone she she should be dating besides a billionaire like
i think that should be like her floor like it's minimum requirement billionaire like that's just
i was like true true and uh is it one of the featherington sisters pit
one of them is dating the guy who plays benedict yep and then the other one is well you haven't
got to season three yet so i can't tell you but the other one is dating a guy that's in season
three which other one the other feathering sister which other brother it's not a brother
it's somebody new that's introduced in season three wait what are the feathering tenants oh
okay because I was like Jonathan Bailey's not dating any of the girls yeah Jonathan Bailey is
gay and I think that's also like part of the reason why I wish theirs was like so much more
like you could they were so comfortable with each other and like that's not like a not that's not
like I'm not trying to like I'm not fetishizing like gay men whatsoever it's just along the lines
of like straight men can make you feel really uncomfortable and there is like a line there so
like every time I've had to like most times I've had to do like those scenes like it's just fucking
weird like it's just something kind of uncomfortable in the lines of like someone either off camera
makes like an implication that's like the guys enjoying it and even if they're not like it makes
them feel uncomfortable so then they're weird with you and there's just like this whole extra
fucking weirdness there that like people just read into it in that way and it just it and you feel
like you could easily be you know just like you're a piece of meat and when you have someone
who's like just not into you at all like that freeing freeing you don't have to fucking worry
about that you know because like it's crazy like sometimes when you like kiss straight guys
for work while you're getting paid they're like oh my god she's got a really big crush on me and
then you're like no and then they're also you also hear like oh you're so lucky that you get to it's
like no no just fucking like yuck yuck i did really want to see like an indian wedding though
because like i felt like we were going to when they were doing like the night before and like
all of and i was like stoked for it and then when it didn't happen with um edwina i was like oh it'll
be kate's wedding so i'm hoping maybe they do like a flashback like something like at some point it
would be just cool because those two are a little busy so i don't know if we're gonna be getting
that because it takes them so long to film this show too oh yeah well they also do rehearsals
for the dance which is like we've all seen behind the scenes kenny ortega like that shit takes a
long time a long ass fucking time uh and claudia jesse i also i'm just loving who plays eloise
moss also loves her now too so might have to take a break from watching where did it because
he's just falling in love but i'm like it's mine i love her too um well i'm so happy that like that
i love that season so it's so good so much um and then like i love nicola too which you're
gonna fall more in love with her because you haven't seen like season three yet but um
i was like i need more of her and i keep getting an advertisement on my fire tv to watch this other
show called big mood i thought it was a movie oh i thought it was a movie too no it's a full tv show
um and so that night that i was updating my website and stayed up to six o'clock in the
morning it was also fueled by watching this show because i again i thought it was a movie i was
gonna i was like i just got like a couple hours i'll burn but then i just stayed up watching the
show and redoing my website and it's also good but i will say like it's it's funny but heavy
yeah it says dark comedy and anytime you have a dark comedy um from from that that side of the
world she's um she's bipolar and her medication like in a writer and so she's like goes off her
medication for a while because she thinks she's fine but then she gets back on her medication
thinks everything is going good but like her dosage is off so like it's just like her trying
to figure out how to live her creative life and then also like being medicated and then also her
best friend it's a like they're both the leads of the show but also her best friend in the show
has like a lot of toxicity with their her family and so it's like they're dynamic together trying
to figure out the world and it's really good i'm all watching it you know it kind of reminds me of
not at all the there's another show which i actually think it was initially a show and
then i think it ended up being made just edited together in a movie where a girl was also having
mental health struggles and started taking medication and the side effect of her medication
is it made her life turn into a musical and everyone just would break out in the song and
you know who's in that both me and arden and yeah and i don't know that i've ever seen the whole
thing but like every time i think about it i'm like so what medication was she on and like did
she tell anyone about these side effects and like they were like very trippy sort of things
bergerton's like been my love and like my obsession and i am probably going to start
season three relatively soon but i i need there to be zero wait time period for me so why don't
you do queen charlotte and then bump over because i'm in the i've been i've been gearing up for it
like i'm really ready for it and then i want to end with queen charlotte um but uh yeah we've
also been talking about like there's some random disney movies that mods hasn't seen and i was like
maybe it's like time for us to watch lilo and stitch like maybe it's time for us to watch
so fucking good i will say though like there are some because queen charlotte does flash for it
and there are some things with violet that you may not oh fuck okay i'll watch it first that
you may not get like it'll be fine but you might you won't truly get it yeah okay i'll watch it
first okay god damn god damn god damn god damn you won't be disappointed you probably will
fall more in love with it than you did i did have to google what is snuff because
first of all i was like does she have unmedicated adhd and we're just self like we're just
self-treating this because i was like she's like relatively fine and then i looked up and
supposedly mostly tobacco yeah those boogies must be nasty i think it changed too over time
because my great-grandmother would talk about snuff but i don't think it's the same thing that
she's doing because that's like years later yeah but my great-grandma and then she would also i
don't did i tell you about the bc powder i don't know if i did so there's this stuff called bc
which you can still buy but it's like pain medication that's like in it's like ground
up it's not in the pill form yeah and then you open it up and like you take it which it actually
like works faster than the pill yeah and but she would always just like put a little bit on her
gums every day and then she would say something about snuff then too but i don't know what she
was made and i was like maybe it's the act of just doing oh yeah like or the serving size because
it's like that little dollopy it's like it looks also like a coke and that's why i'm like that's
not coke same with bc it looks like coke because it's even in a little like like a little like
tiny baggie folded like wax paper oh but like flat yeah yeah you yeah and you unfurrow it's
little kind of like gum yep um yeah i was like wondering because like from we were watching her
and like it was always from like a little box or the like trinket dish and finally it was just
like on and it was like it looked like brown sugar and i was like wait what because then i was like
are you snorting because that's not coke like are you snorting like crack at that point like i was
like that's not what coke looks i was like and for the record everyone i have never done coke
i'm absolutely terrified of drugs this is i terrified but i'm like i was so thrown off and
even mods was like wait actually i don't know if i know either we looked up it was tobacco and all
i could think about as someone who's been doing a lot of yard work my boogers are nasty color and
texture and i was just thinking about that grainy stuff that she is snorting up her nose and i was
like girl your boogers must be out of control just yuck she probably just has somebody that
cleans her nose for her and i love it and i i am obsessed with her i'm obsessed with her and
apparently they really want um nicola was saying she really wants uh maya rudolph to play the queen
on SNL and I was like
they look alike as it is
and maybe if Maya Rudolph
has a daughter she can play the younger version
because that girl the way that they're not
actually related is crazy to me
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what else have you been up to you got your new computer i did this morning i it wasn't supposed
to come since my mom was going to overnight it to me um and then they said it was 350 dollars i said
i don't need it that bad like i have my device still works if i hold down my mouse my spacebar
hard enough and so she's like okay i'll just send it and it wasn't supposed to come till tomorrow
so you know i don't answer my door unless i know who's there and i hear this banging on the door
and i'm like what the fuck is that and it sounds like he's saying like police and i said what so
i'm looking like my ring is taking a second to load up oh my god loading it up about to shit
your pants i hate that moment yes and so then i get i was like oh it's the fedex and then i was
like i'm naked i'm like oh he probably has my computer so i'm like getting dressed because
she put a signature on it of course and so then like i'm outside i run outside and he's like
getting in the truck and then he brings it back and he um he was like i'm sorry for knocking so
loud but this like seems like it was important he's like you work from home right you told me
that before i've never talked to this man before in my life i don't talk to people when they come
to my door and i was like i'm just home today because i don't know him and he's like mom it's
right and i said yeah i didn't like i thought this was really cute at first because i'm someone
who like accidentally overshares a lot of information people and i have loved have very
close relationships my old mailman but no that he seemed very nice no totally like genuinely nice
and he was like trying to get me to think but i was like i've never it's like maybe he's getting
me confused with yeah he has to be but i've never talked to him a day in my life i've never
they're usually when they they just drop off the packages i don't ever like sign for anything it
was just this was an exception he has to be mixing you up with someone he has to be he has to be
so but i got my new computer here it is it's i'm still setting things up but let's see it's not
even like a little bit hot and that other bitch was burning up um but well i missed i i don't know
if i miss it yet the touch bar is gone and we've got a different charger cable now so we'll see
it's still we still have the fingerprint thing which i like so that's still there but your
camera is crispy the camera is very crispy y'all see we'll see it on don't blame me but yeah and
you'll notice how it makes mine look so much worse i i don't i'm looking at the edits of the
episodes and i think that they like make the quality list good but i can see how good your
quality is yes compared but i mean in the in the episode when it's exported the quality looks about
the same oh okay so i don't think it makes that much of a difference on the actual video but i'm
very happy for you and it will motivate me to yeah get it at some point
mm-hmm have you watched anything else i watched big mood and oh my gosh i fit i need you to also
watch hacks oh you said that yeah the season finale was so good it's actually i have a very
very the way that it ends i have a extremely similar scene in my soap opera that i wrote um
so it's not like it's like revolutionary but the way that they write it is so good
um when it happened i was like i wrote this first but i'm sure i took it from something else too
but it's so good um and uh i'm i'm i i i need everyone to fucking watch this show
i'll watch it i'll watch it i really liked it i don't know why we stopped because of the drug
episode yeah that's fine that's actually exactly why we stopped yeah but watch the fucking show
and it's already been renewed for the next season like it got renewed before the last
episode came out but she's a good nepo baby perfect tv and i love a good some people
i think specifically like producery i think it's a ben platt kind of experience
the ben platt experience um but i don't think i don't think i've watched anything else i'm
actually out of tv right now i need new stuff i need somebody to give me a recommendation so i'm
taking recommendations oh okay cool so you're just not gonna watch only murders in the building ever
which i need recommendations of things that i can watch while doing other things okay well the one
specific episode i really want you to watch from like a filmmaking point of view you can't do
something else while you watch it you have to watch it um but you could watch the rest of it
just don't watch that episode okay maybe i just started it too late in the night and that's why i
couldn't yeah no you're you're fine like you you would enjoy it um what else is good that you
would like that i've been trying i tried to get you to watch
lupin oh my to read that show no because how good is your eyesight
it's pretty good i don't wear glasses i know but like how good is pretty good
like i have like great vision okay because i was gonna say i prefer i just get it i just
dub i just dub it and it matches the read it so i'll just dub it yeah it matches fine and also
like my eyes aren't that great and so like if it doesn't match perfectly like i can't really tell
um but you have to watch it because the way that i'm so attracted to this man like the way
the way and specifically like yes season one i was like okay cute okay personality we get to season
is it season two or season three that we just watched i don't know but whatever it is they
get they increase the budget like i the fact that they gave this much budget for a show that has
10 characters maybe like it is just and they're like actually here have all of the money in the
world like just keep making it i i love it and i think you'll really like it it's fun like it's
really like a it's fun and like he's a comedian i guess first which i always find like when
comedians do shows that are like it's i wouldn't call it like a dark comedy but like there are
funny parts to it but they're also like serious parts to it like he's just like phenomenal um
he's got the greatest smile in the world um and it's just i just love it i love it and i need to
get season two because i need to get to the costumes i need to get to his suits i specifically
you get to his suit with the disguises okay um you don't need to watch luther because you can
watch that anytime luther that's like so there's a character in that name alice and mods anytime
he hears the word the name alice he has to alice like he just that's literally all it's idris elba
just yelling the name alice and that's the only way mods knows how to pronounce it we can't say
alice with an american accent it's alice alice um but he's great in that too but that's a little
darker um i think those were the ones i was like you have to watch okay i'll start only murderers
okay yeah it's more fun because i also like the the um
idris elba plane heist one but
it's that's like it's fun but it's like i don't think you i don't like planes so i don't know
watch anything that takes place on the plane yeah i it's more like uh the last movie i watched that
take place on a plane was um snakes on the plane no um what's her name mean girls regina og
lindsey lohan regina oh rachel mcadams rachel mcadams was on some
plane movie and this was when i was in college truly what are you talking about i was in college
and all i remember is her sitting on a plane and then her taking a pin and stabbing the person
next to her in the neck and i think he was trying to hijack the plane or something i don't remember
shut the fuck up but she doesn't exist i don't believe you it exists i'm looking um that would
have been i don't know when she actually filmed it but i watched it around 2008
okay that's the last time you saw a plane movie okay um well i don't think it was the time
traveler's wife no it was not that was this thing called state of play
the lucky ones married life was it the family stone wedding crashers hot chick red eye red
that's gonna be it that's it bitch why did you see this movie i don't i was with my friends
cj sarah i've talked about our um wonderful night out uh on christmas it was like us we were in his
room at the frat house and i don't know why we got drunk as we did and we ended up watching this
movie hold up melissa this movie not only stars rachel mick adams it also stars killian murphy
directed by wes craven oh that is that's he gets stabbed in the neck that's brian cox is also
this is a movie and i've literally never fucking heard of it wait i'm dying you were also a child
when it came out no i know but like the between like the killing murphy like fandom as well as
like rachel mcadams and also like west craven is like a director yes like i've literally never
heard of this also how is this movie only pg-13 she stabbed someone in the neck on a plane and
she's kidnapped like that's a rated r movie that's a rated r film my movie was rated pg-13 like
that's crazy you know what i remembered about this film i was like i remember the man looking
very plastic but like weirdly handsome and that's killian murphy that is killian murphy he looks
like he's been preserved in like amniotic fluid like and i mean that in the nicest possible way
he's got whatever mario lopez has got oh yeah lisa she hates to fly the terror awaits her on
a night flight to miami it's nothing to do with her fear of flying she's trapped in our red eye
with a creepy villainous handsome and charming man by the name of jackson ripner who's playing
middleman to the plot assassinate a homeland security official taglines fear takes flight
wow oh my god kelly and murphy wanted the role so bad he took a plane from england to hollywood
two days before his wedding to have lunch with west craven and west craven later gave him the
part saying his eyes won him over those are the same eyes that got him up and i remember
mm-hmm wow oh my god on the plane lisa lisa parentheses on the plane so what is it you do
jackson government overthrows flashy high-profile assassinations the usual okay why don't you just
tell me what you do i already did okay uh unfortunately i do think math i'm gonna have
to watch that this weekend he's if he's heard of this movie i'll die it's crazy i should know
about this though because one of the suggested movies similar like it is Disturbia which I loved
that movie hate that man love that movie oh my god and that girl's in it who's she's in some
Jemma Mays yeah Glee oh is that what I recognized her from I was like the one who's got like the
talking voice
wow okay so and everyone should know this movie actually came out in 2005
so that is your last
wait do you saw
Bridesmaids
but is that a plane movie
they're on a plane but it's not a plane movie
no no no yeah
well have you ever seen Up in the Air
no
Catch Me If You Can
yeah but that's
not a plane movie I will say that's a
planes trains and automobiles movie
that is a planes trains and automobile movie you're correct
and that is slightly different
but and i saw that before i saw this one so yeah yeah it's still your last one i also can't give
you shit because i will watch a plane movie this girl is not fucking watching it a movie at sea
i am not watching a movie where we're going into the ocean and the whole premise is so we're on a
boat nope i'm out i'm out because unless it's a comedy and we're on a boat no that's fine if this
is a movie where something bad is gonna happen and you tell me the premise is on a boat i know
it's gonna happen the boat the boat is the problem the ocean the atlantic the pacific the india
whatever it is that will be the fucking problem oh what's the last plane movie you saw let us know
all right well anything else let me check oh did you see my tiktok i the tiktok i said no i'm
really far behind i know you are but there is one that i even emphasize because i knew you would
enjoy it so much is it shack yes i've been tagged in and so not just shack it's two of your favorites
together laughing oh my god Melissa you should know you know who also two of my favorites got
together Kiki Palmer and Jojo Siwa yes I sent you that too okay I saw that one already sorry
I'm in very behind hold on let me get to this shackle okay I'm emphasizing it again where's
a sound i can't hear it can you well there's no sound oh maybe he got taken away oh my god
he looks great watched it when i told you to watch it it's for people that can't see it because
you're not me or megan it is shack and queen latifah singing along at i'm guessing a basketball
game mavericks game i love them also queen latifah and gabrielle union went and saw um
janelle monae at concert or something and they are on stage with her and queen latifah bends it over
and is backing it up on janelle shoot your shot she's married well i'm not i don't know people
here I am I'm encouraging Kerry Washington to cheat on her husband so what can I say
this is this is my current phase wait I'm I'm obsessed I love him so much I get tagged in
check TikToks literally all the time I also just searched Shaq on TikTok and I just watched clips
of Shaq it's my man this is your man yes that is my man um last thing I was gonna tell you is
Did you ever watch Gossip Girl?
I've seen episodes, but I didn't see it as a whole show.
I don't even know if I ever finished it.
Mott's loved it.
I just saw it when I first moved to L.A.
The people that I was staying with loved to watch it,
and so I saw a couple episodes with them,
but I never watched the show as a whole.
So do you remember the girl who's like the little sister?
She's like Taylor Momsen.
She also played Cindy Lou Who in The Grinch.
I know who she is, but I don't.
So she now is, like, and she has been, like, ever since she, like, left the show, she's, like, does, like, the dark black makeup, like, eyeliner, and she's in, like, a, like, punk rock band called Pretty Reckless, I'm pretty sure.
And, like, she's good.
Like, she's, like, very talented.
Like, she's, and, like, she's a real, she's a real rock star.
and that was proven when she went to uh she's opening for acdc her band in spain a bat flies
on stage lands on her leg she doesn't notice but everyone in the crowd is trying to tell her but
she's like you're just like yelling louder like i don't know what to but like she's like sorry
she's like being very chill about it and it's like being like and then finally and because
there's like the big screens too so like people can see it from the entire stadium and finally
i think one of her band members like they're able to point and shake notices and she's like oh my
god and then this like takes a minute for them to get it the bat off and she like winces at one
point but just like you know but brushes it off like a goddamn fucking champ it goes on her
instagram story later and is her at the hospital getting rabies shots because she was bitten by the
bat yeah and i was like the and everyone i saw on reddit was like she squashed any sort of poser
rumor like this indefinitely like nah she like walks to walk she talks to talk like this is like
this girl got bit on stage by a bat and we wanted to say like she's not a real rock star like she's
a poser everyone's like no like she's she's a vampire now too yeah i didn't know where this
story was going because the last time i heard about bat flying and you probably never even
heard this story about flying on stage was at a ozzy osbourne that's what people were commenting
she's the real ozzy and i thought i was like he's an acdc no he's not ac well no i i didn't know
why they were commenting ozzy i assumed he was because she was at ac a bat's head off at a
concert i don't know if it ever came off it was fake or not but he bit a bat's head off at a
concert was this before or after he had a reality tv show before that is criminal i don't think
if you have bitten a bat's head off like i think that's a pretty like clear line i don't think you
should have a reality show that's fucking insane the whole thing with the reality show was like
he's different like it was supposed to be like that was you know he's got his rock star personality
but like he's a family man at home like smash a guitar and trash a hotel room don't bite a like
a bat's head off he did both of those things as well and he said okay well i'm getting a little
bored with just treating customer service workers like to my do my own beck and call so i'm actually
going to decapitate a bat with my canines it says it happened 40 years ago it's also so
fucking dangerous yes like not only is that disgusting and like inhumane and like cruel
so stupid so fucking stupid and it's like on video okay well i hate that
he's had a lot
ew
anyways I think that'll be it for
CNX Tuesday let us know do you also ship
Kerry Washington and Tony Goldwyn
and if you're wondering
Goldwyn is that
yeah yeah he's the
nepoist of nepos
he is the
G in MGM
you can't get nepoier than that
no he makes Maude Apatow
look like a starving struggling artist
so love him unfortunately ship it shonda you know what you did he's going straight to heaven
all right well we will see you next tuesday
