Don't Blame Me! - SYNT: The White Michael B. Jordan + Sophia Ritchie "Dance"

Episode Date: December 10, 2024

Meghan and Melisa share the results from But Am I Wrong: The White Michael B. Jordan and then discuss why people care about Sophia Ritchie's "dance," couples yoga, and Hailee Steinfeld possibly being a Trump supporter. Yoga Video If yogawithlola is coming to a city near you, book today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You're richer than you think. Hello, hello, hello, welcome to Scenics Tuesday. Keep it going. Do you say yee-haw? Oh, we changed genres. Well, I wasn't necessarily yodeling, but I wasn't not yodeling. You were definitely not yodeling. Yeah, but I wasn't not not yodeling.

You were definitely not yodeling. And I also wasn't not not yodeling while I wasn't not yodeling, while I wasn't yodeling. it's a play within a play welcome welcome to see you next tuesday where we read the results from previous episodes and then just talk to it i have something i'm so so ready to talk to you about and i've like gone through a wave of emotions about how i feel about this and um i'm sure it has crossed your for you page but far too high by far not by now and if not i'm excited to bring it to you okay well this is for who was wrong from episode 125 whoa we've done so many that's a lot and if you add on the movie ones we've done even more how many don't blame me do you think we've

done there's no way to know there's there's just no way to know and there's no way to figure that out there's too many first up me melissa says mike tyson is absolute garbage five percent said i was wrong 95 said i was not wrong maybe they also think he's like garbage on fire they're like what's worse than garbage i would hope someone said honestly i remember hearing about this fight being planned years ago and i completely forgot about it i had one of my friends text me an invitation to her job so i can watch the fight i respectfully left that message on red that is never something I would be interested in I never liked either of those men and those fights are always rigged anyways I didn't hear much about all the shit Mike Tyson did until after the fight

but even seeing that video where he was interviewed by that little girl I got bad energy from him someone else said my first exposure to Mike Tyson was the hangover and it wasn't until later I heard about all the horrific things he did which is so fucked up I hate how things like this seem to be a blip, if that, for men who do this and then are able to flourish in other parts of culture where no one gives a shit about the women left to live with their trauma for the rest of their lives. Thank you for shedding light on this. Someone else said, before I listened to this episode, I had no idea of any of the things that man had done, but just his face has always been enough to tell me that he's wrong. And I mean always, not once had I any sort of non-negative

thought about that man those photos of him um um on the talk show and obviously when even when you take apart what he's saying what talk show was it oprah um when you even if you just look at a still image the look in his eyes makes me like it makes my it makes me like my hair stand up on the back of my arm like it makes me like oh nervous yeah it's scary yeah it's got like a venomous like loathing look in his eyes also the fact that we saw his ass cheeks after that interview i didn't of course i didn't watch the show i mean the fight the show i didn't watch the fight but the clips ended up on tiktok and i saw his ass cheeks without did you see them no thank They were all over my feet because he was being interviewed with somebody

and they didn't cut the camera. He was in the locker room. They didn't cut the camera fast enough. And as he was walking away, his ass was just on camera. That's comedy. That's like a still shot while you walk away and you turn around. Turns out we were cropping out. You're naked behind.

Yep. That's disgusting. But TikTok will censor nipples. And you had to see Mike Tyson's ass cheeks. This was on Instagram. I mean, Twitter. So there's no censoring over there. could see a p inserted you can see you can see straight up porn yeah the nastiest fucking you've

ever seen in your life will be on autoplay autoplay and you're trying to like move away from it the sound won't go down you're just like ah there's crazy when like and that's the same noises they're making exactly on tumblr there's like something that had happened with so when yahoo bought tumblr back in the day they like really pgfied tumblr and then i think they did eventually sell something had happened or whatever where then like all of my favorite you know random blogs that were you know like cute aesthetic stuff or like whatever meme accounts when i like logged back into into tumblr like four years later and they were all just like really niche graphic porn accounts and i was just like oh my oh my free page but again it's not just like

what i would consider uh like a top four category it would be like so wildly niche and i was like is this the same person who ran the gayler swift account or is this a brand new person is this the same person who ran um like a a fun cutesy like ireland aesthetic images because now i'm like now i feel like i know a lot about you and your sexual preferences i wonder if mary took over one of those oh yeah mary let us know because she is we found out was a prolific tumblr she was wasn't she a 1d girl though yeah it wasn't one direction right yeah maybe it turned into in one of these porns i gotta say the one direction to porn pipeline to me is a much shorter slide just because one direction fans are you saying they all have tiny penises

no um i'm saying much shorter i'm saying like it's not like a leap and so like be specifically because like tumblr like one direction fans were writing like wildly graphic fanfic about the boys between each other because like they weren't related and so like you couldn't do that to like the jonas brothers or hansen without it being like really i don't know if hansen's related aren't they yes yeah without it being like that's really fucking odd so i think like once you got into the one direction phase it was people were doing getting creative with those writing samples okay is that all for yours yep then we have mine megan loki wants someone to get catfished with her pictures 20 that i was wrong haters 80 that i was not wrong thank you all for seeing me

and who i am and understanding that i can't help it um cum slut natasha was a moment i hope she's well and i 100 agree with megan thank you okay i have another catfish one this happened to me in university and i found out when a friend was swiping through bumble he didn't report it he just screenshotted swiped note and sent me a message crying face he said he reported if he ever saw it again i still remember all of quote unquote her details she was my age had a different name smoked cigarettes same astrological sign as me and wanted children lol honestly huge confidence boost but it definitely made me private my instagram and socials someone said i swear to god if i ever got famous enough to where someone used my pictures to catfish somebody there's no

shit you could tell me after that my dream is to have girls messaging me asking for a picture with the fork or something so they can further convince whoever they're catfishing that it is really me low-key participating in a scheme like this if it is against a truly horrible person is the most girl's girl thing i can think of see now that's a whole other layer of fun of like actively fueling the catfish and like at the same time though then is it a catfish or is it a kitty fish because you're also still participating maybe that's kitty fishing don't say that oh sorry i forgot close to well i also forgot for a second that kitty is pussy that's not even what i'm thinking oh what are you thinking it's too

close to kitty like a child oh so sorry i don't know i was like i was like oh my god i'm sorry after the second time i'm saying it you're right but no yeah but it took me four times to get to that one you're right you're right i thought i the second time i said it i was like oh you're right it does sound too much like pussy i call mine a cat i'm fine with that but no you're right it does sound like the other way so no it'll be um maybe bobbing for cats cat bobbing bobcat bob catten i like that bonus points if it's to someone named bob um i think that's it for that one are there any i want to know if there's anyone in your life below the age of 40 whose name is robert and they go by bob is that still happening

bobby yeah i don't know a single bob rob robby i don't know i know bobbies and robbies i know really old people named bob i know the only bob i'm familiar with is the builder what about the furniture that's not i i don't know much about that like i just we didn't have that growing up so like i don't i'm sure here or am i thinking of something you're not wrong i think there are ads for it but like i don't think i've ever seen one yeah never seen one yeah it seems like it's some place that's like out in the inland empire oh it probably is and i i might have actually seen one then there but uh i don't remember it's like when i used to uh get my furniture like it was high-end

furniture from that place that they called themselves it was a play on ikea but it wasn't and they were selling i think i got a whole my whole bedroom set for like 300 but then i looked at it on other websites and it was like three thousand dollars i think it was a drug front because they just close without i love when that happens they're like hey it's none of my business you on your personal time as long as i get a deal yeah that couch that's on my that used to be inside that's on my bath on my porch yeah the cat's couch i think i paid 150 for that that's insane i know that is that's impressive yeah where was it i think in an inland empire i never saw it because they just delivered they had a website and then they delivered it to me and even the

delivery was like 30 bucks okay that and they put it together they put everything together no no that plus it being in the ie without it out drugs the ie loads drugs big big fans i have to say though as like a 18 year old um finding out that your neighbors were a part of like a a drug cartel or whatever people think the same people who are like la is gotham city you're like oh my god that's so dangerous i have never felt safer in my entire fucking life because they would like they look out they were just looking out for they were like we don't want anything happening in this in this area and they knew that we were if like we didn't if we came home late once we came home they turned their lights off they were just like we want to make sure you're safe and i was like thanks guys

who was calling la gotham gotham new york is legit gotham i i i have always wondered i'm like are you guys unfair as someone who doesn't even like batman i i feel like you should not be using a reference when um that is the actual legitimate play like it doesn't yeah it doesn't work like that um so i prefer hollyweird moth and i always have sarcastically whatever happened in hollyweird i'm obsessed with that because i like lala land they're making a broadway musical of lala land which i have a lot of questions because how are you going to have a musical starring two people who are not supposed to be fantastic at singing and dancing and who do you think is going to invent jazz in north hollywood they're gonna have black they're gonna have somebody black do it

well then they're gonna well for this is how they ensure that we go we need to get two white people some rhythm not too much and we're also not going to make the music really conducive to that like i do think they could have made them look like better dancers than they were um and then they're just going to be like let's just get these unrhythmed gonna be like somebody like Taye Diggs you don't tempt me because I don't want to see this musical he's so old first of all there's no age in which a time limit of you creating jazz in North Hollywood I'm just I'm talking about with because then you would have to make the actress too old too whatever her name she's an actress in both the movie and because she's coming up in hollywood so it wouldn't make sense if she

was young so why can't tay digs be older huh why can't that's what i'm saying and then you're gonna have to make it an age gap thing and that's weird they're not together they're like they want to be together john legend no not for john legend part i'm saying for the part you wanted to cast tay diggs as ryan gosselin yes no melissa yes yes yes tay diggs has ripped tay diggs okay and i'll say that's ryan gosselin can also dance when it goes to broadway it's got to be better it's got to be the broadway version of it so so then in broadway emma stone has to be the best actress you've literally ever seen in your entire life but the dancing and singing is gonna have to be good yeah so it it needs to be a younger tay digs type so then it's not offensive that he is creating

jazz in west hollywood but tay digs is the one who went to jazz i know oh okay a younger tay digs type okay in the in the ryan gosling role we need a younger tay digs type do you know they originally wanted emma watson and miles teller for that i don't even want to talk about that i i'm aware that if i like age wise it makes more sense but as an actor if i was emma like i'd be like why would you want to do me why would you want to do that to me like it because like they wrote it in like yeah you know it's like a musical but like it's a casual musical like we don't want people we don't want people who like it's like all about like the singing and the dancing like you know it's just like they can sing and they can dance but like they're not like it's not blown out of

the water first of all I'm not auditioning why are you giving all this qualifications for what I should be a lot like that it's a musical but we don't need you to be that good I was like that's so weird but um if I could do anything um if I could have like ask anyone any question or if sit down and conversation the way i want to get high with ryan gosling i want to watch la la land and i want him to give me a personal commentary because i think he hates that movie more than i do yeah i would kill for that oh well this does lead very well into the the segment i want to talk to you about after but okay we have more to go did you watch well i'll talk about that after is that what we're talking about no but there's a part of that that i'm gonna mention

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Search free until August 31st. Visit ancestry.ca for details. Terms apply. well writer number one are they wrong for not taking boyfriend for thanksgiving three percent said the writer is wrong 97 said the writer is not wrong taking their boyfriend home for thanksgiving not taking their boyfriend for thanksgiving i was like taking them sexually taking them in the back of a car taking them where come pull my wishbone role-playing taken i don't think anyone replied for this one i do not see anything then we oh my god i have not been able to stop thinking about this

writer number two would they be willing to break with their boyfriend for his finsta aka like over his finsta and i did want to include a visual reminder to everybody that it is important we keep in mind because the one time somebody casts who they play in a movie they said should i break up with him to keep in mind stop making like michael b jordan because i'm like trying to i can't have another laugh with it again and coco severely cut it down and it was still bad oh my god it's so funny okay so 36 said the writer is wrong 64 said the writer is not wrong and what do you guys mean with these numbers like what this is this is much more split than i thought it would be i can tell you what it means some people are like just break

up with him other people are like no you got to figure out the why yeah that was my logic okay now read what people were actually saying someone replied not white michael b jordan crying face listen they're not wrong but we need some questions answered first wouldn't be wrong for breaking up just need to get a little more info first and explain why michael be joining oh my god i think that's all i have on this one but it was killing me even just like looking at him i can't there's not a part of me that i can see like i i there's no way i can envision him in my head that i'm getting him down to be caucasian do you want me to read the other ones do you see the person oh no i found it

voted wrong follow your intuition writer read it to me but if she is looking for a reason maybe she should um someone else said but please please get more intel on this before breaking up and update the podcast because this is fucking hilarious i need to know what he's commenting and i second megan and needing to know what a quote-unquote white michael b jordan entails that is the most important part of all of this and i'm so glad you guys agree like what was it that mecca said mecca said it is a white man who is attractive but not too attractive and has a weak chin weak chin i couldn't remember if she said weak chin or soft chin and i was like oh but again i'm

i have so many so many questions because even if i close my eyes and i make him as caucasian as possible he is not a caucasian man like it i can't see it i can't see it do you want another one oh well yeah why can't i find them i don't know oh there should be further investigation first i don't know that's what i was i don't think i've heard melissa die like this uh if anyone wants to watch a video version it i think you stood up like you it was i don't know the last time we've ever laughed this hard like you know in a short bit it is taking so much of me not to like i'm very much concentrating on not laughing right now because i want to get through this so i can edit it exactly and that's the part that like if i think about it too much i won't be

able to work i won't be able to focus like i will be in fits of laughter so i understand oh it better be a giant joke to keep him saying please update us you thought you ate that sweater i'm dead i'm so dead then we have my nomination for wrong of the week the potato cartel 89 said potato cartel is wrong 11 said potato cartel is not wrong i do wonder if those of you did not uh actually listen or or know what you're you were voting for i did vote i voted wasn't wrong why i just felt like being different you felt like you know i did see a post on reddit today of being like as an american i don't want to say i'm happy that it seems like a lot of canada is going to ship but i do do wish i could look into the eyes of the smug canadians who are like

america with your school shootings and all of this stuff would be like see you guys aren't that great either yeah potatoes exactly same thing then uh the response i got well one of them was y'all i am so on board with taking down big potato big carrot big infant formula big well not infant formula what do you mean they're talking about big infant formula because they jack up the prices for no reason oh okay i just want to make sure they're not talking about the people who are like they put seed oils in there and i'm like they have to okay they've been jacking up the prices and then they'll make it so that you have to like have a key to open it because people were um stealing it because they couldn't afford it uh-huh and they do those pregnancy tests they also with condoms and they

also do that with um diapers it's horrific okay i just want to make sure i wasn't reading that wrong y'all i'm so on board with taking down big potato big carrot big infant formula big chocolate big berries etc big berries big booze it goes so deep megan thank you i work for a three-letter federal agency can't say which but y'all are smart and you would not believe the corruption payoffs lobbying etc that is associated with the industries that feed the world actually you probably can believe it elbow you're already anti-capitalism and ultimately that's the root cause of it all couldn't wait for the voting to send my thoughts so apologies for this overzealous message i wouldn't say it was completely anti-capitalism i'm not a big fan of capitalism

most of melissa's but you're also better with numbers than me am i was better at numbers just somewhat yeah for the most part 95 that's a fair way and that's why when i when you win the lottery you'll just give me some of that money um someone else said the gasp i gasped when i heard this wrong of the week i'm literally from the small province where both mccain and cavendish have their headquarters and i had heard literally nothing about this before listening to the episode thank y'all for bringing this to my attention not enough people are talking about this you're welcome and you know that's what i'm here for to bring you the dirt pun intended on big potato big potato

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Conditions apply. Visit scotiabank.com slash H-I-S-A to learn more. Scotiabank. You're richer than you think. So, have you been introduced to the Sophia Richie dance? Yes, against my will. I just saw it maybe 30 minutes ago. So here's where I stand. I, at first, was so confused because I was like, what dance?

That's not a dance. But then I started seeing white people going like, oh, my gosh, this Sophia Richie dance is really cute. And then watching them think that they're mimicking what she did. And I go, maybe it is a dance because the way that it is the most unnatural thing ever. Haven't heard of rhythm. That's the thing. And also, I think they forget that she is black.

Oh, someone replied. Someone I follow. I was watching their TikTok. they had like like had commented on one of the TikToks about it and they had made a TikTok talking about this being like this is insane like I think you guys just forget that she's black and all these people are replying me like she's not black and he's like what are you talking about her father's Lionel Richie like what I'm baffled it is the most embarrassing thing ever and people are like dressing like they're like pulling out like outfits to dress like her and I'm like

i'm sorry i actually think that that is like so fucking weird that's so fucking weird she just is like vibing to music everyone's like i want to do that it's very richie run away these these girls want to wear your skin like it's getting creepy they're getting like didn't they do something weird before too to her it was about her it was something like that maybe the way she was winging her hair or oh like she had a slick back that they loved what else and the thing is i never know anything that's going on in christina richie not christina richie infamous daughter of lionel richie christina richie yeah i can't believe people forget christina richie is black i actually i actually do know more about christina ricci than i know about no i because she acts

oh yeah she was yeah yeah yeah this girl i she's not in my there's no even though she did date someone older than me she's not in my age range where i care anything about her at all nicole is more Nicole's my Nicole in my age range I mean she's older than me still but like the you're the demo yes I was the demo she is not my demo no um and I don't say this like I'm not saying like wow like Sophia Richie isn't cool like Sophia Richie is cool I just like think people are being fucking freaks about it and if I was her I would be like actually maybe I don't want to have this career anymore because like I don't know why people get like it's just like so creep like i also think i also think there's a lot of people who are not recognizing that they maybe

have like a little bit of a crush on her and like it is giving like i want to open mouth kiss you and i'm like okay guys let's dial it back this isn't like a this isn't like a level of like oh i wanted to buy her exact outfit and then i want to recreate her exact dance and i'm going to bring my boyfriend and have him standing there and do that i'm like and you want her in there everyone like tag sophie in the comments like you want her to see this this is weird this is very weird this is very very weird and again she's not there was no choreography she's not dancing she's not like thank you guys for doing my dance trend she was like i was just listening to a song like what what it's insane to me but now i'm also addicted to it unfortunately are you gonna do it i was

thinking about in your shirt you got on a little bit like i don't know if i've actually seen the actual video what's she have on she what's her clothes she's not even it's not even she's wearing like a beige sweater and like sunglasses and like the fact that everyone's like oh my god people are right this is a really cool dance i'm like stop it's giving like is that from pitch perfect or is that just from what's his name flow flow wow you can really dance yeah you can yes flula i'm like that's what it's like it is giving it's on jake shane is that him is that not him i could have made that that could in my mind that was that was the face i attached to the voice to be fair i don't have much of a um a knowledge of the database of flula so like that could have just been my

brain piecing together no it's not him oh my god bobby altop did that with jake with not jake jane with rain wilson like this needs to stop some person named handsome dancer is who did that i think it's also the stark contrast between jake shane and they're they're listening to the same song and they are not on the same beat white people you need help i mean for so many things but this being one of them it's not even great well like the original dance like i don't understand yeah i don't understand why people are making such a deal of it well that's the part that i'm baffled by that i'm like if i was sophia richie i'd be like wow i can give you absolute crumbs like these i can give you

an atom a molecule something the most minuscule and you got like the way that this would make me the laziest person of all time like i would don't have put any effort and this is like you're freaking out over this plus also it went from like her wedding which was like so meticulously planned expensive gorgeous well thought out to then being the next ranked thing of like that people were so obsessed with her is like her vibing out to a singular song i'll be like okay come on like she can do better she can do cooler things don't don't hold her to like i just love this day i think she also just released a collection about with baby of baby clothes and like i bet she wishes those were going viral not this fucking i'm reading the comments from the

original video not the ones where people like wow this is it like i'm reading the ones where people are very impressed they're like she's just so smooth with it then somebody else is like she's so cool how many times did i watch this yes so i think you might just have a crush on her her hair always looks so smooth literally come back and watch this video at least once a day why i think you want to open mouth kiss mouth kiss her like this feels iconic this really ate no it didn't and also i don't think she'll think that either why is it just now like people are talking about it when they posted this on the 28th it's been 10 days it's been going on um and I just saw it today the on the obsession with it and again I think Sophia Richie would agree

with me and be like I don't know why they're doing this like this is this is weird um and I do think if you're going back to watch that clip over and over and over again you might ask yourself the question do you do do you want to kiss her and that's okay if you would like to kiss her but like to say like no it's just what a good dance that is might I introduce you to so you think you can dance might introduce like if you think this is the best thing you've ever seen wait till you see jabberwocky it's like your mind is about to be fucking blown have you ever seen dirty dancing to havana nights with diego luna like dancing at the stars is about to lose your mind have you ever just walked outside and seen somebody dancing on the street i'm sorry i think if this impressed you

so much is this gonna maybe this is if this had come out last year maybe this is what got ray gun into breakdancing she said i just saw her with that beat and i said i gotta get on that don't give ray gun that much credit no but unfortunately ray gun could not get on that beat physically she's retired now we said we were not gonna talk about her anymore after her retirement i already forgot about her and then she just popped right back up in my head did she pop or did she kangaroo hop you know what here's the thing i if you could have gotten got those little utah dancers from high school musical to do remember when they had like a pop and lock and jam and

break from high school musical you know that i've not seen this movie and that is something that i'll have to carry with me but it is there's a point where they do like a little fake break dancing and i'm like they could have been in that they actually do you know these people they if they think this is the best dance they've ever scene they're actually they they're not prepared for a kenny ortega production like you just can't do it it's too much um but speaking of musicals i don't think they could deal with an earthquake because that's too much movement for them i don't think they could even deal with a really big fart or a truck driving by or

these are the people who like i remember when you know you like i would do like dance classes and stuff but then when you'd be in like theater class or whatever or movement stuff or even just uh like a yoga class or something and they would be like okay now like just do like a body roll and i was like okay cool body roll and then you'd see people who are like i can't i can't move my my body like that like what do you mean roll my body that to me is like the personification of of this speaking of yoga i'm about to send you something on instagram oh no i would like to discuss i don't think i want to because i don't like how you're setting this up i might be seeing wicked tonight great love that we can talk about it finally on thursday that's the goal no thank

you there's this couple do you want to talk about the other one you sent me hold on can we finish this one don't just try to change the fucking subject we also we can't talk about the other one you sent me i don't even remember what it was on instagram things that was so funny when i said that and then you didn't even know what i was talking about anyways we're talking about no no melissa i opened it and i can't they actually kind of go together if you think about it um if you it's a yoga class um let me give them their proper credit because this is a repost something called the Instagram page is called yoga with Lola underscore. And I thought that this would have been located in like Atlanta. But it seems like she's in Cleveland,

Ohio, I guess. But she has this couples yoga and these women are on their back holding their ankles pointed in a v as their men are between their legs caressing their thighs the fact that the class is packed it's like 50 people in there and some of them are way more sexual than others some of them are straight up wearing like snapbacks and i'm like okay i don't think this was sold to you as a yoke like some of you are not in athletic gear i don't know that you are participating i think you might be doing just this is a fucking class let's just be honest assisted stretch part well i have a question because i like looked up i was looking her up and it's travel instructor couples yoga and then assisted stretching and i'm like that's what this

is no no that's couples yoga i think or is she assisting people in their stretches and if that's the case i'm clicking how do i book an appointment how can we see a list of what the actual classes are oh my god there's some of them they're just like caressing their partner like right on their cooch cats in there i know that room stinks because it's like a lot of men in there and they all men just stink in general and they're also not wearing the appropriate clothes and then they're just getting around smells like their lunch it smells like lunch but also like sweaty balls pretty calm yeah she's doing like a lot of like quite sexy like look at her left her pinned post look at her she's in a jeep she's in her car

oh no that's i didn't realize that i'm looking on is that a jeep some suv that has a sun it's a moonroof because it's huge a moonroof and her leg is sticking straight up she is holding her toes is she driving well her seatbelt's not on i think she's in the passenger side but then there's one she's doing a split in a grocery store a bit of this is fetishy and like it is fetishy that's fine i just need to know if you are having two people come in and assist the stretching is someone being paid is someone paying to like assist stretch or are you helping these people stretch i'm seeing mostly just couples yeah but i guess that's the oh no she does assisted stretching it is her and it is um we're getting a little scissory we're getting a little

well yeah we're grabbing a butt look i love women in stim i love that's not a practical sports product i love women's small businesses i love that she is getting her coin good for her i'm glad she's found her niche well she seems to found a market that i didn't know existed they they see you know people existed no no i didn't know how bad cleveland cleveland ohio needed this she travels oh well hey have yoga we'll travel um oh yeah so then in august 8th i'm looking for a male partner to assist me with like couples yoga class and virtual classes no yoga experience needed no they turned the comments off on this post on three at 3 p.m on in la on january 4th i get back on the third

she's got she's got the couple's partner you go on a blind date say hey you want to go over here and feel me up hold up she also says nfl instructor cleveland ohio do you mean to tell me that the cleveland browns are doing couples yoga do you mean to tell me that that's what's happening 13 spots left for the la hey that's not a number is that for two people are you gonna get paired with a rant okay i think it's per couple she should do a valentine's day um mixer like uh you know she you do you do one move with one person then you switch and you swap and it's like a speed dating oh well she's doing atlanta georgia couples yoga on valentine's day uh

it says it's love day open to all couples and partners this practice allows two people to relate to one another through assisted poses from stretching your levels of trust to strengthening your communication couples yoga can have a positive effect on your relationship that extends far beyond the physical i just sent you one where it's like literally group and every single one of them is like hands groping the butt and then there's one guy who's just looking at the camera clearly being like i'm not gonna touch her butt i can see that i'm on camera the one in atlanta there's gonna be for valentine's day there's gonna be free wine so you're gonna have a bunch of drunk people drunk corny people in there i wonder if they all fuck at the end like i wonder

if this is a group sex orgy kind of a thing because like do you just like drive home with your boner yeah they're probably there's probably a part where there might be dry humping i feel like that's part of i think it's wet humping because they're sweating and there's pre-cum there's no shot that someone like also can you imagine being like a dude and like your girlfriend or your wife signs you up for this but like doesn't tell you and you are not wearing the right undergarments and you're like i am full mass like my dick is out you can't do this to me i also don't want to be around other people's boners some people like it though and i think this is meant for a very specific type of person

yeah people who are gonna fuck all together exhibitionists who loves a group activity how much would it would someone have to pay you for you to go do this with your mom and my mom and your sisters like as partners no they bring their husbands and you bring a date how much is i'm gonna have to make it and her husband are practically doing this in the open anyway um tell them to stop it nasty um the mom and dad part is really with if my sisters that i i'm you know like they can be over there whatever but it's mom and dad and first of all my dad would probably walk out anyway so actually i'm fine because dad will walk out immediately mom would have no part in this they wouldn't participate that's your saving answer that's

my saving grace well dad might go get some wine actually he didn't even like wine he wants the heart liquor he said i'll meet you back at home i'm not fucking with this shit also like they he'd be like he'd literally walk in and do this and then walk out i wouldn't even set my stuff down i would walk in and be like i'm going back i would just walk like i literally accidentally walk into that room even if i fully had prepaid for that class me and candace and kayla went and did this class it's on air it's not us touching each other but it's this class about getting in touch with your yoni where we were rolling on the ground moaning so it's just adding the partner into it well that's the part that i can't i can't predict what they're gonna do

look at this one melissa look at the movement hold on is that a threesome the one before was a threesome wasn't it oh face down ass up you guys i swear to god this man is like you can't have her move my dick is inside her ass right shut up shut up yeah they're fucking they're fucking also can we get some mood lighting this is it is fluorescent workout studio i was the the yoni class that we went to it was all open windows but we were on the second level thank god but it was just bright it was in the middle of the day it was like 12 o'clock all the lights were on there was music you were rolling around moaning it's pretty fun to be honest that i'm fine i just the idea for me while a woman is in the phone in a microphone going

i would be laughing so i can't even get into like really like woo woo yoga like because like i can't meditate to save my life whether i go to your happy this wasn't meditation this is no no i'm just saying that like you're a pussy the whole class was about your pussy that's what i'm saying the whole mind body connection thing that my eyes will be open and i will be laughing and being like i can't do this i on i think that like if you if if you started to finger yourself it would have been welcomed in this class because it was all about just being in touch with your pussy she said pussy numerous times no you know i'm so glad that everybody is so creative um and i i wish the best for all the girl bosses i would like you to gatekeep

these ventures away from me though you don't need to include me you can even pretend i don't exist i think well you're welcome for me showing this to you i think the reason the lights are on is because there would be full fucking if they were off well what i have to wonder what her protocol is at that like is she just like is this like a i'm not gonna say anything it might be but legally i don't think you can do that in oh in cleveland ohio so then she travels around yeah but i think she okay what she does in her private assistant stretching glasses is none of our business none of our business but these group ones my question is like how do you protect yourself from like i think because they are coming for they are showing up for a yoga

class so they are paying strictly for yoga and anything they do beyond that is out of her control i bet she's a very strict dress code must wear pants i bet she doesn't let short shorts i bet she does not let people with penises wear short shorts roll the tape or they can be tight yeah everybody's got on like either pants or uh basketball shorts no hoochie daddy shorts allowed no they don't want if you get hard in a hoochie daddy short but hard in a basketball short hard in a basketball short first of all is like i think of it as like a hazard because like there is no compression there you if like someone like slaps you on the knee like the vibrate you might like the way i just think your dick is so unprotected hard in

a basketball short you know i encourage you if she's coming to your city to go atlanta mary mary and brie and brie can go as a couple the way brie would gasping and shocking i would die loves pilates well i just know that she went one time i don't know if she actually loves it but i could just hear brie going oh oh oh oh oh oh okay if you're in vegas i don't know phoenix and la maybe i'll go in la we'll see i'll report back and you guys think she's kidding she might go this is i'm not kidding this is who she is i'm not kidding at all i'm gonna send this to ty and samantha right now and say that's disgusting you're disgusting you need help you need jesus that's disgusting

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year it is uh 2016 or 20 they're talking about 2016 that did you you know who hayley steinfeld is yes that she voted for trunk yeah yeah i got nothing else to add to that i am more surprised that i don't know how old i thought she was she's voting i mean she's marrying someone that's extremely racist well she's right yeah like he's race it online she's marrying uh the scene when people are like oh my god like he does it for me i'm like does does what like what do you like he could change my tire but could i kiss him on the cheek no like i'm just so baffled by the wide range of of types because what do you mean this is your dream man first of all he plays a sport yeah he's on the bills see there's i only

know about her playing the voice of Gwen Stacy and Pitch Perfect let me finish and I never understood in Pitch Perfect how smart house lady Peg

Bundy was her mom just didn't make sense to me because that woman is old enough to be her grandmother and then they look nothing alike either um but that's i there's nothing more that i know about her she's from tarzana so this is checking out one eighth black no i think her grandfather who smart house no hayley oh i was like i don't think so um let's see because she said the n word one time and then she was like i can and i was

like what the melissa you know more about her than i do what do you mean let's see all i know is that she got a makeup artist and i think she got a brow lift and like her makeup was like damn like this is looking impressive um yeah her maternal grandfather is half filipino and half black so that makes her an eighth and she said the n-word one time and people were like whoa whoa whoa oh my god what wow they i all i am finding is the links to her black lives matter post they might have scrubbed that oh um pop cray popped up for me where oh actually it was okay this is what happened she it says she just got hack and the hacker is claiming he found a compromising dm from the sinker using the n-word and then the screenshots are

lol hayley steinfeld is racist just found a dm of her using the n-word and then there was a screenshot and it shot and it said geez what a fucking and then the next part and then they responded again saying hayley is canceled she really said the n-word in the dms lol she's been canceled sis so they were tweeting that from her account oh okay oh she's in the vampire movie with ryan coogler and michael b jordan the one where he's wearing that little outfit and he's looking well she's probably playing her black side in that one look does the vampire movie take place in the past i don't know vampires are kind of i know and so and also and also the future steampunk outfits are kind of similar to the past ones too

right so if it is in the past though then she would be because of the one drop rule then she would be black so if that's what it is i do love that you did attach the i i am my grandpa's half black so i can say it i love i'm obsessed look and i think that's just what i heard first of all first of all i heard it too you told me i and like i'm sorry we're taking pop grave as an original source i looked it up and i confirmed that it was not real so therefore but there was nothing about the statement you said so but how did i know that her grandfather that's what i'm saying that's what i'm saying is that i'm like i don't know how much you like you're being like well i must have made that part up i go but you're saying her grandfather being half black you didn't make

so yeah how i don't know and again this is all i know about this girl oh she is being posted on like mixed raced subreddits because she's one-eighth black one-eighth filipino and then whatever the fraction left is white yeah i don't think she's posting herself there no i think oh she's also irish one of yours boy the potatoes she's gorgeous um voted for trump in 2016 apparently she was like talking about on the pitch perfect set yeah that's what i heard from that clip but then also like then the stuff with black lives mattered but how old was she then well so that's what i looked up because i was like wait i don't think she was old enough to vote

but she's not that she's 27 she's young so maybe she did and then she had a change of heart because she wasn't very active talking about black lives matter like and then she had another change of heart and is marrying joshua yeah which apparently is also a very sus timeline that like they were like so happy been together for a year and everybody's like joshua and you're with your ex-girlfriend this time last year i'm like that i i think just say you got engaged before your year anniversary instead of like saying like oh i want to make sure it looks like we i don't want it to seem like we're rushing into this i think your bigger problem is the overlapping then we also have her loser co-stars will from spider-man who has posted a lot of losery things is that the

who was like in love with her and all those interviews and it's really uncomfortable to watch yes and he posted a sad tweet when she got engaged i can't and then doubled down back and was like no no it was just a weird coincidence i wasn't talking about her yeah maybe he was hacked stop this is why like i think like even though in animated movies you like you don't meet them you don't have to they're in the same room for some of them well i was gonna say like i i don't i can't just we can't either just show up at a press junket or we can't show up to that like i i need i need us to be um if you're not doing a chemistry test keep us in separate rooms yeah and then he's also posted weird things like do i like white women and then list a bunch of white

women being like yeah what let me let me find the exact tweet on what platform twitter oh let's slide we're getting a slideshow okay okay okay hold on and so we're not also waiting for a response this is just one tweet shamik moore so here we go this is his tweet from 7 24 2013 do you like white girls question mark because it was from an ask fm oh we're back what year 2013 okay do you like white girls question mark dash and then here's his answer in all caps do i megan fox vanessa hudgens allison from twilight god there's whoa it's one of those things is not like the other alice from twilight allison it says allison but there's no allison her name is alice is it you mean alice with her fuck-ass mom with her lisa rena hair her wig i'm sorry

the vamp us all the vampires are in wigs and that but that okay first vanessa hudgens is not white um vanessa hudgens megan fox totally understand alice from twilight um specifically we're not talking about we're apparently not talking about ashley green we're talking about ashley green is beautiful gorgeous alice the quiet petite vampire with elisa rena wig who's dancing around seeing to the future with her red eyes okay so with her confederate her confederate boyfriend brother husband brother boyfriend brother boyfriend husband so then um after she announced her engagement he said there's still more people to meet more opportunities to come and more chances to try live learn apply no no no you know

it's it's it's tough this is not her grandfather no i was like that has to be her brother too young i'm trying to find him but yeah she grew up in thousand oaks it's making more sense i was just a little surprised so you know maybe she's this is a really big i can fix him project all right well let's call it a day here there's only so much tell me why google is saying this is her grandparents she's not in the photo how would we know that these are her grandparents i think they're just pulling up pictures of philip like google ai that's what i'm wondering if they're just pulling up pictures of filipino people megan was great seeing you it's gotten dark in this i know while we're recording fucking hate it the end remember to vote you've got

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