Don't Blame Me! - SYNT: Undocumented Boyfriend Doesn't Want to Marry + SCENTS

Episode Date: December 17, 2024

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Just right below the line. Right below the nipple line. This is our CNX News episode. reread the results of last week's episode of but am i wrong and last week's was episode 126 explain a little bit about you know there might be new people here because we are putting it out in video format on youtube and spotify um this is see you next tuesday it is a companion show with our but am i wrong show which is a show where we ask ourselves are we but are we wrong it's us we have writers write in and then also we nominate somebody that is in the news at the

moment so um and then we put those out for vote on our instagram and these are those results and these are their stories done done that's what i was going for i could tell thanks see look unlike you i am supportive of your vocal endeavors okay have you ever seen christopher maloney's um reads thirst tweets from buzzfeed yes that ass you know what he needs to he needs to get a movie with jeff goldblum and stanley tuji that's too much no the way that that's porn by the way that's just it's foreign and i'm i'd love to see it the way that i stifled a moan when you said that exactly imagine those three men together nope so i won't i refuse this podcast would be over yeah it's too inappropriate of a time yeah no that's say that say that in a spank

thing so this is for episode 126 and i am up first with the realization that i think has changed us all i have been changed for good i just opened it up and that picture was perfect great job megan thank you thank you it's hilarious i don't know who that man is but niall horan horan horan he's in one direction um i know more about him because he plays golf and he's irish so therefore he is a hero in our home okay mutts loves him he's also quite good at golf uh and unfortunately justin timberlake is also pretty good at golf which is why is that unfortunate because i hate that man and i do not yeah that is why can't you and nobody's allowed this is melissa's let her have this one thing why it's her singular problematic man she loves

why can't you be supportive with me i can't like i i i'm first of all i'm physically incapable and that was before we knew he was shitty i just hate that i just can't stand him he's got that he's got that pungible face okay but niall doesn't he also plays golf with ellen yeah and that it doesn't help so the way that it feels like her show has been over for like 10 years and literally when i just open youtube cynthia riva was there talking about how she was she was excited about being cast like you know they shot this movie a couple years ago but whoa hold up i thought you would say in the color purple no you meant in wicked yes you know i do think we've moved on from ellen crazy quickly like it's actually kind of fucking psychotic i did see a really good take where

someone said that if ellen was still on the hawk to a girl wouldn't have a podcast and about how ellen was kind of like the apex predator in the sense of like you bring people on for their viral clip like 10 seconds of fame and then they like fade into oblivion or whatever and then you have like the couple people who like stick through and stand through like sofia grace and rosie um mason ramsey whatever all of those people but then the rest just like fade into the background and without Ellen there chewing them up and spitting them out now they have podcasts and now they have social media followings and it's like oh my god we're overrun and the thing is that when Ellen was doing it because she even like it was huge she even had like her own platform for

yeah Kaylin was on there and I loved Kaylin yeah Kaylin's great um but she legit like you could see that she hated a lot of these people yeah and that's what they needed to see no and like now people are mad because one of the jimmies had on the one that we don't like the one um i don't don't i'm not pretty me in that what i don't know as in the audience like he's the one who people hate who which one one of the jimmies valent or kimmel i don't know the one who's on us now people hate him i don't know why but people like really hate him because he just laughs all the time which i think is a crazy thing to like hate someone for like it's like i'm like okay if he tell me he did something horrendous okay but if you're like i hate this

man's laugh i think as a society we need to work on that because i would love men to laugh more and kill less so like watch something else yeah it's a late night talk show like whatever um but he had one of the um with justin that's a knock he hey he's on james corden okay so like when james gordon is still there like let's reserve it um but he had this oh my god the way that i learn about so much like straight male culture from motts like i have no idea what this is but like this kid who does like boom boom he says boom and he has a family and they say boom i have no idea oh i i do know who you're talking from snl i'll tell you the only reason why because of snl yes and i said this is the one thing that i don't understand what they're talking about so i had to

go look it up yes so mods i like they he was on jimmy or whatever and then i was like i was skipping by that and i was like oh if you want to watch snl later you should see what this is and i was like why and he was like because you know he's on and i was like what the fuck is this and i was like you don't know who this is and he had to show me and i literally was like he pulls my phone he almost he goes on my tiktok and i get switch accounts don't fucking ruin my algorithm with this shit i have no idea who and he did the same thing with hawk too and i said hold up pause those fucking thumbs i don't know what this is and i don't know it and i don't know that i'm gonna like it because it hasn't already shown this to me this algorithm is fantastic switch my other

account don't don't mess this up for me um and so i guess jimmy had that kid on and the the look of utter disgust and disdain he had for this kid everybody was up in arms and i go no that's what we need that's what ellen did is she had these people on and she was very kind to the children who had memorized all of the presidents who knew all these fun facts but she's like if you go viral for something stupid yeah i'm gonna treat you as such and i will bring you like here i am putting you on my platform yep you're putting you with the westin show that this is not somebody we need to make famous nor are you gonna feel cut out for it because like let's see like let's fucking see and i think that's great and i do and i think like the fact that people were like having this uproar

against jimmy for this i was like unfortunately guys we do need that apex predator i don't know that he's gonna be that because i also don't prefer that coming from a man but i'm like we need a little bit of that we need a little of the judgy we need any of that to figure that out that's why i was confused when you were talking about people hate them because or the one that we hate because um republicans hate jimmy kimmel because he stays on their necks all the time that's the one who's older they're about the same age what yeah i'll see no way jimmy kimmel is 57 jimmy fallon age he's 50 they're like whoa i think because you were too young to remember jimmy fallon on snl no when i saw those old pictures of him on snl i said hold

up i got it i understand this now this man was a hot like hot and he was hot and without his but also on snl he was known as the person that was breaking all the time like he yeah was laughing then um but he would break out that that uh guitar swoon worthy oh my god of course because when i when i saw that initial clip that went viral of like nicole kidman thinking she's on a date with jimmy fallon i was like nicole are you okay like what do you and everyone's like i can't believe he fumbled that and i was like i can't believe he had an opportunity to fumble that and then i saw younger him and i was telling you like oh hot like he was very hot hot like okay i get it um but i yeah i like jimmy kimmel i don't have an issue with jimmy fallon

i prefer my men laughing i just versus other things i just get lost when you don't know them It's so hard because they're both named Jimmy. And there was a time when there was a lot of Jimmy and James. James Corden could also be Jimmy. And I just think if Jimmy is not any of your first legal names, I do need you guys to switch it up. You can't all choose the same nickname. They're all James. I know.

And I'm like, okay, cool. So one of you can be James. One of you can be Jimmy. Has anyone ever heard of Jim? Why don't you just be Jim? Because no one is Jim anymore. Yeah, but then why are there two Jimmys? because they're gen x and so jimmy is like such a gen x thing jim that's a boomer thing and now

we're back to james now anybody with that name they like children they're just james the last names are insane because they're both what's it the last names are both six letters and has it two double letters in the middle it doesn't make sense to me that it gets mixed they're the same no i also as someone that held the crown as queen of the audience on jimmy kimmel like it really hurts me that you don't know the difference no no first of all i know the difference in the shows because i've also met guillermo i worked with guillermo and i love guillermo i just to me jimmy kill i watch jimmy kimmel far more than i've watched i watch fallon in general um i just i don't know why i just can't they're the same they're also both brunette

and their names are jim their last names are the same to me their first names are the same the thing is i keep saying i can't believe that you keep mixing up and you're like i know the difference but then you go back and you're like yeah but they're the same like no they are it's just hard one's in new york one's in la what was the other to be exact i also thought oh my god there was something that i used to get mixed up as a kid about conan o'brien and who because that is a very unique man yeah maybe it wasn't him but i do it all the time i like literally will be like so sorry i thought you were this person instead i thought that with that the actress um braun her name is bronwyn on i need to know who you think she looks like um bronwyn james and wicked

with her blonde hair i was convinced she was somebody else i mean i i don't know who you are confusing her with i don't anybody knows i don't think it's the same age so like i'll give that like okay i i have nothing for you because if anyone does know hear that it's your money calling it wants a promotion elevate your savings with the scotia high interest savings account always earn high regular interest rates that grow the more you save and invest conditions apply visit scotiabank.com slash hisa to learn more scotiabank you're richer than you think. Wayfair's Labor Day clearance is on now. Right now at Wayfair, you can get up to 70% off everything home. Shop Wayfair's Labor Day clearance now through September 7th at

wayfair.ca. Wayfair, every style, every home. Anyways, you didn't read any results. No, anything i didn't even read i didn't even read the percentages sorry guys it's just those pixie cuts are distracting megan realizes so many pixie cuts that's why we start talking about ellen who is wrong five percent said megan is wrong 95 said megan is not wrong someone said i think the real reason that these men are mad is because we as women can come up with cute little names and better ways to execute things that men have done for years and they're jealous of that and they should be someone else said this is hilarious and so right i love it someone else said this was so hilariously accurate no notes thanks y'all all right melissa said stop trying to make sun

downtowns cool four percent said i was wrong 96 said i was not wrong so some people are very pro sun downtowns they said i love it put up a six flags do a knott's very farm i have to say an amusement park and if you go that's just like the premise of the next final destination movie someone said the fact that white people continue doing this shit this is so disappointing another person said in my opinion these people are the worst kind of allies they are so comfortable in their white ass bubble that no matter how much they know about racism and discrimination they still see this happy little world that they live in as nothing but butterflies and rainbows when it's clearly the opposite. Ploys like this are not only disrespectful and insensitive, it's also

incredibly dangerous. Although most people affected by sundown should know how dangerous they are, people are unimpressionable and spewing false information like this only feeds into that. This is some milk cricket bullshit and I'm so sick of it. I've never heard that phrase. Then we have writer number one who wants to marry their undocumented boyfriend but he doesn't want to 73 said the writer is wrong and 27 said the writer is not wrong someone said run away from him i agree with y'all that the writer isn't wrong for bringing up the idea but the boyfriend also isn't wrong for saying no and then they also included also as a victim of the 2000s pixie cut trend i agree with megan and then they said quite literally absolutely banging picture of

them in a pixie cut yeah yeah i saw it i'm loving that and then someone else said do not marry this man i am begging someone else said girl do not marry this guy do you think you should marry him i only say the writer is wrong because why force marriage on a man who clearly doesn't want it especially if he is messing with some shit lying about how he's operating on his business you don't want to be connected to that and also have to deal with the government thinking your marriage is fake run while you can but see if you can skim some of my office business before you go as long as they won't get you arrested and i just want to reiterate they've they were only dating for two months yeah i do think it's also wildly bold to tell someone that their business what they're

doing is illegal keep first of all i don't know sooner keep that's what i'm saying keep that to yourself who else have you told like that's crazy yeah i think if i am in on somebody's illegal business maybe it is grounds for marriage well also i better be benefiting from this right like if you wrote me into this if you make me an accomplice in an accessory uh where are my accessories i want a diamond tennis bracelet like i can't just know and have the burden with none of the fucking benefits like no no no um someone else said this sounds like you should break up with him and definitely not marry him but good luck to this man it's questionably legal business someone else just said don't do it do not marry this man ah two months i seriously hope this

episode gave her a reality check just hang out till he has to leave and then break up both hang out just hang out till he has to leave and then break up like it sucks but it was just not meant to be someone said we listen but we are judging and then we have writer number two are they wrong for responding haha to a text from their ex who is wrong four percent said the writer is wrong 96 percent said the writer is not wrong someone said i forgot what this is in context too but as a person who has sent vomit emojis vomit emojis in response to men sending me pictures of their micro penis impression in their jeans they honestly could have said a lot worse no hate to micro penises unless they are unsolicited someone else said he broke up with a writer

then texted that he misses them this man clearly wanted to get some no strings attached action absolutely perfect response chef's kiss then another person said i have sent a who is this text and not gonna lie it was iconic and i want to read this because it's hilarious so they have in the contacts i don't think you put it here but in the one that you sent me directly as a dm in the contacts they have have them saved as two tombstones and then um the person said hey what's up and the the uh writer also had completely deleted their previous conversations because this is a fresh i message so the person said hey what's up then the um listener here said sorry who is this oh damn never mind i guess and then our listener said sorry i just have an emoji for the

name so i can't remember then the person said what's the emoji and our listener said it's the kissy lips plus plus a tombstone which is not what it is there's two two two tombstones they said one's enough but they didn't they lied and said that it was a it's not a kissy face it's the lips the kissy lips as if they actually love them and then the person said oh well i'm matt lol we did kiss went to a lake wine bees anime but yeah kind of got cold we both were busy in september have any plans this week god's funny this episode is brought to you by accenture when your advertising operations fall out of sync everything else follows. Spotify and Accenture are working together to reinvent the rhythm of

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talk about it because i knew you would hate it but simultaneously that's what kept drawing me actually i said i really want to do it because i know she's gonna hate it so much and so i just had i had i stayed drunk for as long as i could i love that i have built my for you page brick by brick as they say online and it's still even in you talking about it has never run across my for you page i know because i knew if you had seen it you would have immediately been like you have to look at this what this is like it's so gross and yeah so 91 said the shit cookie perfume is wrong and nine percent of the shit cookie perfume is not wrong i guess i technically said cookie shit i've got some fans i hope you all are well i hope there's nothing medically

i told you some people just want to smell like shit and because of that they need to find their other shitty people and so this is a great way for them to find each other i saw um a tweet about and i don't know if this is true or if they were just trolling that like benny blanco did an interview talking about how he like drank his friend's piss and he loved it i think that is true there's an episode everything i know about benny blanco that adds up um there's an episode of dave with him on there and he i believe he's playing himself i think so yeah everyone does not everybody some people oh sorry no no but people like him yes like musical guests who come on it's a lot of them playing with body parts on each other there's a lot of the episode

and that was the episode where i drew the line shows no longer for you i literally turned it off and i said i'm done i think that show's hilarious but that one i couldn't i couldn't do it i couldn't do it yep that's fair yeah so i bet i feel like benny blanco would love this perfume i can't think about him too much it makes me i don't there's too many things that he's done but i'm like yuck yuck yuck someone said yeah google five icky animal odors prized by perfumers weird you guys i regret talking about this because that weird anal sack shit has been used for a long time i can believe that in like egyptian days that's exactly what i'm gonna say like cleopatra saying give me that nut sack of that mole rat let me get that pheromone but like right now

no no no no someone else said ew disgusting for some for some reason i know a lot of perfume scents come from weird things i'm pretty sure musk comes from deer secretions too i gotta look that up you don't want to just continue to spread possible misinformation nope okay natural musk is found in animals in particular the male musk deer or from a cat with musk civet c-i-v-e-t they secrete an unpleasant strong smelling brown substance from a gland that once collected and dried into a powder it's soaked in ethanol for months or years which brings out an aroma that is a lot more pleasant so you have to take something stanky let it sit for years and be like like wine or cheese here we go yeah bitches love

rich people love old shit they love i feel like musk is the bare minimum on scents i wouldn't even say that's like a rich people no but i think it's one of the early ones it's an early one and i think that perfume was kind of like a rich people well perfume was to literally because they were up stank yeah because they didn't bathe because they were rich which is crazy and disgusting i love that they used to spray into handkerchiefs and that's why we get that stuff because that's when people were turning to take a whiff of something that smelled better than people around them imagine having cholera and coughing blood into like a fragrant first of all by the way i wouldn't be able to breathe i'm already coughing

and now i'm overwhelmed with scent that's not helping um and i also think like a lot of the time now things are synthetic that like we come up with but they're based on those things um someone else said for the plot i'm saying they're not wrong if people have this fetish and are going to be so bold about it at least there's somebody out there capitalizing off of it if i was at sea CEO, I would keep my name, face, and everything off of it and then sit back and cut my checks. Kind of like the piss jeans. I thought of that immediately.

That's so funny. It's low-key win-win. And if an innocent bystander buys it and gets a note of shit, that's a great lesson on researching before you buy. Fair. Someone else said, don't buy synthetic vanilla. Don't buy synthetic. Unfortunately, it's synthetic. I thought this was going to be the natural.

Synthetic vanilla. Something about beavers and anal glands. has anyone told the vegans i think they know okay i think that's it but my eyes might be deceiving me i need your eyes deceiving you shut up it's too soon i already had to start this week um the uh i need us to like keep going further because anytime i take a screenshot of someone who responded to the white michael b jordan thing and i just see it get to there i have to like it takes all of my fucking willpower to suppress hysterical laughter and it's taking up a lot of my time trying to compose myself that's it i've moved on i haven't i'm still there we haven't

got an update so i'm just choosing to move on i can't it's unfortunately it's a core picture of who i am now all right and then my wrong of the week nominations i had double diane vara of roscoe's chicken and waffles and the abercrombie crumbry and the abercrombie sex ring who's wrong 97 said they're wrong three percent said they're not wrong someone said big bomb with the barfing look emoji someone else said he looks sun bleached and i believe that's in reference to the Abercrombie CEO because Trump looks sunburnt. So not the same. They're the opposites. When you're a mid-sized business, you need every competitive advantage you can get. Like an AI solution that works for you, not against you. SAP Grow is built with AI embedded

at its core, working across every system. And it's ready to go from day one, so you can hit the ground running. Bring it with SAP Grow, AI cloud ERP for any size business. Hear that? It's your money calling. It wants a promotion. Elevate your savings with the Scotia High Interest Savings Account. Always earn high regular interest rates that grow the more you save and invest. Conditions apply. Visit scotiabank.com slash HISA to learn more. Scotia bank you're richer than you think there is some like foods that i cannot stand the smell of once in general once the food has been eaten i don't like the smell of the food i don't want the food to smell in the where i'm at or whatever i am at home that's totally fine i think the smell

of fast food after you've eaten it in your car is disgusting i think of all of the ones that is the worst is mcdonald's and i don't like that because what do you mean that it has so many preservatives and it can just be like out for like years and then tell me if it can if it doesn't age then why does this why does everything smell like this like because the smell never goes away i know but it's just so and like but even as it ages it still has that same smell and i'm like it's forever someone's gonna make a perfume of that yikes they probably have i'm actually about 99.9 sure that i have seen it has anyone made a mcdonald's scent has anyone made an apartment soup um one where it's like you know some apartments hallways that smell like soup

yep that's how my the condo i lived in when i first moved here do you think that's an la thing no i've smelt it okay because i've only lived in california and you'd be hard pressed to find a single uh our dorm smelled like soup like you'd be impossible to find a building like that and i'm like what is the science and the mechanism behind a soup hallway i think it's a combination and this is just me making shit up i think it's a combination of a lot of different scents being cooked plus the fact that years of that is like in the oh it's always carpeted plus it's carpeted and it's a little damp all the way like there's a damp feeling in those halls it's never totally dry yeah so i think it's like a little bit of mold like it's a little mildew a little moldy

and then mixed with the food scent you know i bet that person who wrote it about like the actual biohazard of their hallway i bet theirs actually didn't smell like soup because like they've gotten past the point of hallway soup of apartment soup body decaying it's not like body soup uh i hate that i said that well that's accurate not yeah but i don't that's why i don't like it because it gave me a visual that i don't want to think about um but yeah so let us know does your apartment smell like soup does your hallway smell like soup did your dorm smell like soup um but yeah that's like what another one of those like distinct ones or like a subway perfume that smells like it's written on enough subways to know no no the rest oh

first of all i know that's the perfume that already exists it's cookies and shit and actually no the overt smell in this is is piss and i would say that's also like the smell of bart like it smells like a little bit like gasoline it smells like burning and bart smells a little bit more like burning and it's not there's a scent of of like piss on carpet not fresh piss a musty piss musk um subway yes you know the smell bread it's yeah they're baking the bread and then you have to think about like all the open cut fresh vegetables so it's the scent of the two of those together and of inside of her it smells like a very clean refrigerator like it smells i don't preserve it's like the smell me neither but it also doesn't just smell

like bread you don't go if you smell the perfume and you wouldn't go fresh baked bread you would go subway eat fresh yep ish eat fresher than a lot of the other ones yeah um but yeah let us know what um niche perfume you could make gasoline whatever i think that's definitely already been made because like people live for that shit i used to i don't think that i smell it as much as i used to i think i used to be well unfortunately we have a lot of teslas but i mean when you go to the gas station like i used to love like going to the gas station smelling and i don't think i smell it as much as i used to you should go with me because the amount of times well no i don't want to talk about that because you already said i was not a good driver this has nothing to do with my

driving i didn't say you weren't a good driver when did those words come out of my mouth megan i said i didn't want you driving with dilated eyes and tears in them anyways um the amount of times i've been pumping my gas less because i have a man now and i go that's also how much do you drive not a lot um that i have pulled out too soon and i've gotten actual gasoline on my hands why why are you pulling out too soon i like to keep it in there and then you want to soak and then i dangle it a little bit before i pull it out you'd give a little drips you do a little shake shake shake yeah no if i was a dude my pants i'd constantly have like the piss tank because i'd be like i'm just trying to go fast speed speed speed yeah i've done that multiple

times and like i literally like was in the car being like what do i do because you think about gasoline like is it there it is a chemical component and so i was like a component well but is it there's multiple yeah in the gasoline that we use in our cars yeah that's what i mean it's not just one it's like there's all and so i'm thinking in the terms of cleaning things because i almost automatically reached my hand sanitizer and i said i gotta google this first because like you know sometimes when you mix things together that you don't come across that's how people made mustard gas in their own fucking homes and they're like shit so i like looked it up but i was like and then it happened like i was like it happened when i was like 24 and i was like that

was crazy like what i'm such an idiot i can't believe i've been driving for all these years and i suddenly just did that and like a month later i did it again and i was like what is wrong with me no no no no you gotta let it click hold shake then take it out a little bit let it drip until you don't see it dripping anymore and then put it back on the pump yep so take in mind though i walked around with oh the gasoline on my hand it actually took i think days for it to like somewhat fade it feels like it would be the same thing of like if you get pissed on by a skunk like put some tomato on it skunks aren't peeing i understand that you said pissed on bias i know but it's like it's like that yeah i just i i

think you just get pretty close to the i don't know how much i know it's an actual piss is it wet i'm just using it as a as it yeah is it wet though i think so that like that makes sense if it really sticks to you it would make sense if it's like wet yuck we have um a skunk who lives on our he like makes the rounds but he's like his name no we named him patrick and now our whole neighborhood calls him patrick because we referred him as patrick um and mott's like we'll smell him i'll be like oh patrick is here and he like doesn't bother us like he's fine or whatever but mott's is like has just such a fucking fascination with things he's afraid of and he's like very afraid of getting sprayed by a skunk so naturally he's like let me go outside

with the flashlight and see where the skunk is and i go or you could leave the skunk alone just sit down and if you open your car door and you smell like a skunk that has been nearby open and shut your door like make some noise before you're just like don't walk in the dark and like like stop like he's you're gonna scare him it's like getting it's like getting inked like oh no i inked um and it's the same thing that he does to spiders where he's like i'm terrified of it let me go look at it when i'm wearing shorts and no shoes i'm like exposure therapy yeah he's obsessed with it and i'm like this is not this is not the vibe this is not what i want this is not what i planned what's that from i'm just gonna say

high school musical let's stick to the status quo in my head it was nikki blonsky singing it by the way if anyone hasn't do a deep dive on nikki blonsky and that's why i just said yuck she was on came across my tiktok it was a tiktok live and i was like how did she get over here no like i don't think people understand nikki blonsky and her family god and nate nikki nikki blonsky and take in mind this is post hairspray not that long post hairspray she still probably probably had to pay off her publicist still

decided so skunk spray is considered wet as it is a liquid oily substance that is spray it from a skunk's anal glands. So it probably could be in. It's a shart. It could be in this perfume. I bet there's definitely skunky perfume stuff. Anyway, we're done.

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