Don't Blame Me! - SYNT: Vote to Make Your Ancestors Proud + Daddy Newsom

Episode Date: November 19, 2024

Join Meghan and Melisa as they dive into the results of But Am I Wrong?: Vote To Make Your Ancestors Proud. Plus, Melisa is fully immersed in the world of Tamagotchi Adventure Kingdom, while Meghan is busy crafting her way through the holiday season. They'll also share their strategies for keeping squirrels and cats safe and sound, and how they're coping with the stress of the election. They're also looking forward to hot Governor Gavin Newsom's plans for California and America. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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But welcome to another episode of See You Next Tuesday, where we read the results of last week's episode of what am i wrong and this was for episode 122 hell yeah memories all alone in the moonlight what a week this episode was i melissa it was like really hard to make it's gonna be like this the next couple weeks i like miss who we were back then we were so like bright eyed and bushy tailed i know and now i'm just a conspiracy theorist so well you're up first yeah i am megan says we need to stop fucking with the dead and i stand by that now i have a little bit of a question because five percent of you said i was wrong and like what the fuck like kindly what the fuck like actually megan no i mean i want to

keep fucking with the dead okay leave me out of it like but that's insane this made me goof off like as i was watching the results roll in and the number kept getting bigger i was like this is hilarious what the fuck is wrong with you guys like that's crazy people yeah that's a lot of people and tell me why and don't i know that's the thing that bothers me is like share let me know i could be on your side probably not but at least let me know so we can have a discussion or like tell me you're an archaeologist and you're like i'm like incredibly fast or like you're a foreigner we do we do we do we do have an archaeologist um and when they joined the patreon live like literally the way that it just became us being like okay let me ask you this

question and then because you didn't hear them the first time they said it i was like megan did you not hear what they said because i was like i had to be mute because mots had called me or something and everybody's looking at like i can tell every i mean we're all looking at our camera screens and that's therefore looking at me but like i was like people were like waving at me when i finally unmuted everyone's like megan you literally missed like your dream career and i was Like, wait, roll it back. Tell us all. So, like, if they voted in this, totally get it.

If you are a coroner and you're, like, defined with fuck with because, like, I do have to do an autopsy. I fuck with them. Totally fine. You're an embalmer? I get it. But, like, you fuck with them, but, like, you don't fuck with them. Exactly. And, like, 17 of you, what the fuck does that mean?

like truly what the fuck someone said oh my god wait this was this is someone who voted that i am wrong and they said i gotta be so real i'm not out here trying to disrupt a ghost resting place it would never encourage like that but i definitely talk to spirits and send them love when i drive past a graveyard i just want to be nice to them because also if the dead ever come back i hope they see me and they're like we fuck uh we fuck with her let her be you know see that's the other that's the we fuck with them but not fucking with them exactly but the whole dark tourism thing or ouija board such as a no for me so i don't think you're fully wrong but i don't know the best way to vote fully love you though i wanted to say not wrong but still didn't hit the

right button my bad queens yeah you fuck with them but you don't fuck with them you you stated that in your in your statement and the same way that like i want the dead to fuck with me but i don't want the dead to fuck with me and you know that i do want them to fuck with me she wants the dead to fuck her yes i don't even remove the width there's three different definitions here exactly and like we do have to be specific someone said i for one i'm a person who knows what to fuck with and what not to fuck with and the dead is something i definitely don't fuck with i think that's why i can usually watch scary movies and rationalize my way out of being scared because i truly honestly am so scared that i would never be dumb enough to fuck with anything that i don't know

enough about see that is why i think like logically i should be fine with scary movies because like i don't relate like the reason why i went to stranger calls was so terrifying to me is because like that's a bitch who's babysitting and i was like well unfortunately i saw in high school i was like unfortunately i deeply relate to a babysitter because i also babysit and it was like this big house in the middle of like lots of trees and very wooded florida ceiling windows it looks like a house in marin so i'm like i i see myself in her and i'm not enjoying that but like for the ones where it's like what was that sound let's go towards it i know i would never go towards the sound i know i would never do any of that stuff and so like that aspect of scary movie

i feel like i should um be okay with but uh it's mostly just the um deeply vivid imagination and dreams that i have that i'm like i'm i don't want to introduce this into my psyche nope that was it for that one okay yeah um scary movies the like slasher ones i'm fine with because they're so fake but then the ones where most of them now are based on true crime because that's what's selling right now and i don't want anything to do with it but the one that is not based on true crime that i don't even know what it's about but i will never watch it i was i mean i wouldn't watch it regardless but that freaky one smile and smile too i don't know what the fuck is going on with that but the smiles themselves no thank you well what's up we literally just talked about this man last week

where i said if they wanted to cast a man with sinister energy and a sinister face who can also act cast jack nicholson's son who is in smiling when i saw that casting i said perfect because the first time i saw that man it was in um a zoe deutch and the guy with the eyes from gray's anatomy there they had a christmas rom-com and the second this girl's boyfriend like he establishes her current boyfriend he shows up on screen i literally went huh and i was like what i go uh first of all that's jack nicholson's son i can bet you one thousand fucking dollars and also that man has a terror like that man has a terrifying face and like he doesn't have he has a and i say this with like the utmost um uh uh credit to the fact that like he is taking

the right career path he looks like a a white national like just like his look like he has like a like a typecast of look of like really fucking scary guy like uh someone who's a harasser someone but like any time period you put him he's he's he's he's sending people to the guillotine back in the day he's he's a nazi he's okay okay remember he could play that in like any decade i'm like think wonderful that you're an actor and when i saw him in smile i said yeah because he just had and he played a douchebag guy and he just has like this fantastic energy for that and specifically he has like the most like punchable smiling face that's like intentional it's not like i don't think it's his earnest smile but like he's good at it and i was like oh of course you're in this

new fucking movie same with his father because he played the joker and before they started making the joker so dark like he is now before when he was more of a he was still dark but not the gritty one that he is now yeah um and his smile terrifying you don't have to do anything extra to it but with that clown makeup on extra and also in the shining his here's johnny like that is terrifying they know how to lean into their face and like this isn't a knock on their face because jack black if jack black wanted to jack black could also do that but he chooses not to he chooses to be more fun yes there are just certain people who like know how to contort their face in a specific way and i think one of the other ones is is it john ritter

who's no longer with us his son did an impression of him jason ritter jason jason he did an impression of his dad like with his face that he used to do on like three's company or something like that yes three's company is great show and i was like oh if this man had wanted to do horror films he actually could have with that kind of face like so yeah um of course he's in that fucking smile movie i was like checks the fuck did you watch it no oh you were talking about it like you had no i skipped that shit as fast as i can see it shock of the century i could never all right and then mine and melissa has a rant about the importance of voting which i hope our listeners listen to and okay um this one was a zero percent said i was wrong

100 said i was not wrong um there's that a slight win someone said the results of this election have truly opened my eye not only the stupidity of everyone around me but the lack of compassion that they have for others people not voting correctly or not knowing what they're voting for at all is really disgraceful i really feel we need to figure out a better system for who can vote and who can't vote because we have too many idiots running society with that i agree but i also disagree because then that doesn't make us a democracy but What is democracy? Any more barriers to vote, we know who they target with those things.

It's not going to have the outcome that we want. Yeah, I mean, I saw this black woman who had, she couldn't be, you know, black doesn't crack, but probably in her 70s. And she was talking about when she was younger, when there was a poll tax and she had to choose between voting or feeding her family. Yeah. So we want to remove all the barriers. It's not the the way that we go about voting. It's the gerrymandering that goes along with the voting. Yeah. And like the, the unchecked lies and propaganda, the issue is, is that like, they, most of the time, not even most time, but like, they will submit a correction, but at a much, they won't push it out the same, it won't get the same traction the other way. So I think that you – I don't – I think you shouldn't be allowed to be – run for president if you're a felon. And I also just don't think – I think at this point it just needs to be like we're just going to assign a president. Or – but then it becomes like who's going to be the person that's assigning the president?

Me. Okay. Well, I'd trust that. Yeah. But also it's the education before voting. That's what needs to be really put into place, like having – maybe instead of making a barrier, it's more like you sit down with somebody that works nonpartisanly and just explaining every policy that the person has. Like driver's ed. Yes, it's clear that people – but without like a test.

No, that's what I mean. But like what's the class called? I don't know. I didn't have to do one. Oh, no, not driver's ed. um civics i'm maybe thinking of like an act kind of or like an exit like something where we did just like listen and then like you know raise our hand answer questions all that kind of stuff it was just that yeah so just educating people because the information is there it's just that

people don't read well yeah and then the big overarching thing is that when you instill a distrust in verifiable sources and mainstream media and experts, then it becomes like, well, even when we're telling you that this is, they're like, no, I don't believe that. And it's like, well, if you're so distrustful and you hate the government so much, then why do you want him in the government? Yeah. So it's just, yeah, it's difficult. At Desjardins Insurance, we know that when you own a nail salon,

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then we have writer number one are they wrong for stalking their ex's new girlfriend on ig 52% said the writer is wrong 48% said the writer is not wrong they're definitely not wrong for stalking because everybody gets curious but if you're gonna stalk you have to do it the right way also become if it becomes unhealthy then yeah you're wrong and you need to take a step back can't lie this is something i do so i can't say they're wrong but it probably isn't healthy that's really my camp of it i agree it's not good for you but a lot of things aren't good for you yeah the air we breathe there's a lot of toxins in it but we still have to do it seed oils spf please don't go to that what other other things vaccines what i said was factual what megan's

is not factual no this is my new tactic i'm pandering to those people and then i'm gonna trap them in and then and then i'm gonna be like i need you to not vote this way that you do except like it's it's too late it's too late my digital footprint like there's no way anyone would believe me i have to go through every day on since we now have this instagram i mean youtube videos now from our audio yeah and i have to go through and delete trump comments because a lot of our descriptions have things that have to do with trump in it so i have to it's uh attracting the wrong crowd yeah we can put um filtering words on there so they can do that yeah yeah so it goes to a specific thing and but what if they're like saying good things yeah but you can approve them

great you'll have to do that yeah i do that with a lot of mine i do that with my covid video anytime i talk about getting a vaccine because i'm like i don't want while i'm sleeping someone to spread like mass misinformation to my audience that's always what i'm worried about then we have writer number two would they be wrong for cleaning the foul i like that you underlined it hallway in their apartment building 59 said the writer is wrong 41 said the writers wrong you guys need fucking help 41 of you tell me you're up to date with your tetanus shot they may have forgot what it was specifically about okay well if you remember what this is about and you're like i stand by that like they should clean it i need you to be

so up to date on your tetanus your tdap like all of your fucking thing and i need you to like have ppe and i need you to be rich because like you that that's a liability on there that like if something happens like your apartment's not because like it is not your responsibility to do that that like if you get sick or like you some blood cross-contamination like you have an open wound like anything like that like they're not gonna pay you out because like that was unfortunately your fault but if you're rich move facts facts if you're rich join our patreon yes someone said not wrong for wanting to clean and trying to fix the issue themselves because i am also the kind of person who will get so fed up they don't care about the right thing i just want

to be comfortable but in the grand scheme of things they should so i shouldn't have to be the ones to clean up like y'all said it could be dangerous for them and it just makes the property owners that much more lazy um with love don't fucking clean it no like anyone who's like hearing that like i totally understand your mental health um that like people like your mental health is just as important as your physical health totally poor physical health will lead to poor mental health it is not like a trade-off in that sense like it's not like well this will help my mental health and like you know if it fucks up my physical health it will both of those things will absolutely deteriorate so the what you have to do is like in that moment you

don't become like bob the builder let's fix it you become the care you become a kate gosling karen you're carrying the fuck out of this you call Olivia Benson you literally become the biggest nuisance in the fucking world and they will let you out of your lease expeditiously there's ways to fix this but physically doing it

is not the way to go about it it will only make it worse they can also get you in trouble for doing that alright and then somebody else said this is just what the fuck actually yeah

And another person said, oh, my gosh, Ryder, it is not your job. You are putting your health at risk, and you need to move ASAP. It's reminding me of the Ariana Grande SNL skit, like my best friend's house. Yes. I don't know why I didn't just make the connection. There might be a murderer in your building. But at least he was clean, though. He cleaned everything up.

Oh, yeah. no he was and but she also wasn't that perceptive so i don't know how long that it had stayed like that then we have my wrong of the week i nominated madison pruitt maddie pruitt 96 that she was wrong four percent said she's not wrong and i did want to share with you that um i did find one i did find two other things about her that i think is really funny um so initially she when she was on the bachelor she like went like decently far with pilot pete who again fucks and like lives with his parents and like still fucks and um pete's mom did not like her like did not like her pete's mom is also big manga woman um but maddie was like she was really vying for america's like you know she

wanted to she wanted america's sweetheart she wanted to become like a tiktok fucking pastor minister or whatever and so on maddie's own post while she's on the bachelor it's a picture of her and peter and he's like kissing her hand they're on a one-on-one date and it's like woke up feeling super grateful the most perfect day with the perfect guy then the same account her maddie prue account she comments beautiful date maddie you are so genuine and real thinking she was on her burner account complimenting herself because people are like i don't think she's super genuine and like everyone's like maddie what like are you kidding people's i comment on all of her stuff now to this day like maddie you are so genuine and real and she never addressed it and i'm like i

love that um and then finally um a quote between her and her uh husband maddie and grant trout talk about sex after a fight we look satan right in the eyes and fight for what he tried to tear of part. First of all, I don't care what you do in your own home. Don't bring me into it. Maddie, does that sound familiar? Does that sound familiar? Don't do it in my face. Disgusting. And then I saw the Satan Instagram. I mean, sorry, the Satan Twitter account quote tweeted it and said, why do they have to make me watch? I love both the Satan and the God one because they're just hilarious. I've never seen either of them.

I feel like it was more during like the earlier days of Twitter. I can't say I've seen them recently, but like the early days of Twitter when there were a lot of jokes on Twitter. Oh, yeah. They would just be commenting. I think they had alerts set for God or there was also a Jesus one too. For God, Jesus, and Satan, and then it would be people making jokes. Probably the same person. I don't know how they would have all the time because they were on people.

Probably Lil Nas X. i mean if you see one of those that account hasn't posted in a while ask yourself is it potentially lil nas x was that is that actually who it was all right and then we have wrong of the week anyone attending trump's kkk rallies 99 said the people going are wrong one percent said the people going are not wrong every one of these people did message and say that they I really phrased it very specifically one person went out of their way and messaged on also on my Instagram my business they wanted to make sure that I saw that they were wrong they also sent an email and they thought they were blocked I was like

you've never messaged us so you weren't blocked so um but they they they really wanted to make it they said i did not mean to vote that way on the worst possible thing yeah and i want you guys to know that uh i did that on purpose just because it's also good for me to cross-reference the people who didn't vote um you know if they voted in some of the other ones that are like a little suspicious uh and i want you guys to think about the way you vote and i understand sometimes you put on accent and when you do you should let us know just like that so thank you i'm sorry for scaring the shit out of some of you because let's let's let's be honest the phrasing says the kkk is wrong and the kkk is not wrong so it's very specific it's really it's really it there's not

a lot of gray area uh-huh not a lot of nuance nothing really left up for interpretation it's pretty like saying exactly how it is yeah um so i'm loving that hear that it's your money calling it wants a promotion elevate your savings with the scotia high interest savings account always earn high regular interest rates that grow the more you save and invest. Conditions apply. Visit scotiabank.com slash H-I-S-A to learn more. Scotiabank. You're richer than you think. I want everybody. Actually, you don't have to join me because it's not a group activity, but I talked about it before and I had just dipped my toe into it, but now I am

obsessed this tamagotchi game is so good wait why are you so into it because one you you constantly have tasks to do you also get to decorate but you're also like helping the other characters the writing for it is funny like the people oh yes they they really took their time there's like secret stone like you can tell like the people that they like these are the stoners over here and then like these this is like the gay area like it's like the gay tamagotchi yeah like because there's like different sections do you get to choose if you're tamagotchi's gay san francisco wait but do you get to choose if you're tamagotchi's gay or does your tamagotchi tell you if they're gay neither one it's just like a area of town where like all the different we

yeah it's just like weho san francisco like that's the area and that's the vibe that everybody and they're all partnered up with people of the same sex so you can like fuck yeah this is exactly what they're trying to do baby yeah like this is this game is so good there's no ads they don't ask you to pay for anything there's like i said there's constantly stuff to do they give you like if you need to like power up and you want to shut it down for a little bit you go and put them to sleep and then they don't wake up for two hours so then you know that's time for you not to get so caught up in it like it's just there's new things every day there's new tasks every day it's just a great game i love that don't abandon our monopoly our partner's game excuse me i've been on top of

it no i know i'm just letting you know you sound so excited but i just i've literally i've been i i played it first thing when i woke up this morning i made sure that i am at equal standing with everybody that i'm partnering with um and uh yeah i'm not abandoning it i've been asking for cards not because i'm trying to like i know because you're trying to finish packs just trying going to get the amount of dye I need. So I've been asking for cars. I've been active. I know. Thank you. And I sent you one. And then you sent me one back and I said, look at this. So simpatico. We are just so good at this. I love that. Um, that sounds so fun. I, I, maybe I'll try it. I did a craft. What craft? I, um. Were you doing a craft before? What? Were you doing

to craft before last week a couple weeks ago i was painting yeah yeah yeah yeah no i think you're working on your nephew's stuff that's what it was yes yes yes yes yes um but uh yeah i've been really in my crafting era now that you say that like damn i'm doing a lot of crafting um i made a like out of air dry clay i made a clay christmas tree which is pretty cute i haven't painted that one yet because like it's kind of large and i had to wait for it to dry um but i need so long to try i know i get it to that nice firmness and where it just doesn't feel like it's like a different kind of weighty it feels like i could throw this at someone and do some damage otherwise you feel you're not ready to toss it yet not ready it's just going to break apart it's not going to

achieve the impact i'm looking for um but i think two christmases ago i bought those little wood um plain like bird houses from michael's and i painted them to be like faux gingerbread houses i bought another one last year that i didn't do and i painted this one um like a pastel e kind of like pink and red and so it's more of like an anthropology e style one okay i'm not entirely sure if i'm like obsessed with it but that's kind of how you get with craft your crafts like you just have to like stop touching it and like put it in its spot for a couple days and then be like do i still love it um but it looks pretty cute and i'm excited about that and uh i think it looks i like just want to make more but also our house isn't like so huge um that i

can like have so many christmas decorations but i'm like i want to i feel like christmas is the time to overcrowd things yeah like it's it's the time to just feel like you're in a uh santa's workshop and there should be different crafts and things going on and a nice warm smell yeah i pulled out a candle i didn't light it because i can't really i mean i can smell but like i'm like not wasting this on this moment right now right um it's not like when i had covid where it was like the most mind fuck of my life of being like inhaling something that could not smell it at all um but uh yeah and i'm like i want to make like see if i can make some like um christmas crafts for either for like other people or for like building upon um

like a pond like making an ornament or something and then like next year making something like something that like is like a building upon a collection yes i didn't know if you were saying A-P-O-N-D or U-P-O-N A pond or a pond Oh a pond? No. Yes. We got rid of that I'm not doing that again. I know and I was like

how does that go with Christmas unless it's frozen and there's skaters on it Oh yeah No I just treated that area for the squirrels and I have to say

I don't want these squirrels to die i just don't want them in my planter beds and like that's how i feel about the neighborhood cats around here even though i don't like cats i also don't want the cats to die totally but i don't they've already messed up the couch at this point but like i didn't want them on the couch but now it's just their couch like they come they sleep on it there's i now have started put food out because i feel bad do i like cats no but do i want them to die also no yeah so when looking for things that like deter the squirrels from taking the acorns from our neighbor's oak tree burying them in our planter beds and then coming back three days later for a little surprise

and like digging them up to try and find them and i saw her the other day and she was like um and she was like yeah i she's like what are they doing in your yard and i was like they're like digging and she's like what are they digging for and i was like acorns she goes oh my god they dig for our acorns too and i was like no they're digging for your acorns in my yard we don't have acorns yeah and she was like oh my god i'm so sorry i was like no it's fine like they're fucking animals it's whatever um but like the way that like it is so hard to find something that like i'm like really reading the fine print and like how things are marketed because it's like you know i'm looking for words like deter or prevent or um protect and then there are only a few items like that

and then the rest of them are end dispose finish the job but i'm like i'm so sorry what i don't want like i don't want holes dug in my planter beds what i want less of is like a fucking massacre of dead squirrels in my yard that's insane i think you should call animal control and ask them what they recommend yeah so i got this thing that's for mole and vole because it's like an anti-digging sort of thing and like it says it also works for squirrels um because it's just yeah so i sprinkle it everywhere and it doesn't harm because that's the other part it's like you don't want it to just like harm the because it's edible stuff um so i did that everywhere and i think so far it looks like it's working okay so we'll see we'll be out of town for like five days

um and we'll hope when we come back but our neighbor's also building a like little cover fence thing and i'm like cool when when your wife is done with that can she send the plans over to mott's so let me know how it goes yeah or also you want to build another one i'll give you some money so um we'll see they we're always just like trying to you know see what they're doing and be like okay they also installed a drip line they're doing like a lot they're also in the um distraction from everything process and i'm like relate and then take and like you know sometimes i'm feeling very motivated i'm gonna take action i'm like i'm gonna join a committee and do all this like local politics but first i'm gonna install a drip line and first i'm gonna like two things

that um distract me and then when i'm forced to rationalize with everything in january yeah We'll hit the ground running. I attended Gavin Newsom's pop-up Zoom that he had last Friday. And he made me feel better. And I did sign up to help with sending out text messages. I haven't heard from them, but I signed up. So I took a step, but I haven't done anything. I've really just been drowning myself in this game.

Actually, I'll talk about it more on Fisting Friday. But in my leisure, I've been drowning myself in this game. Yeah, that I'm wholly okay with. Because I also just want to be like, okay, Daddy Newsome, let's do something about it. Did you see this week he went to the White House and met with Biden? Like he's doing things. No, I genuinely think Kevin Newsome is like over my dead body. yeah and just be like try me fucking try me and people are gonna be like well anyone he has

that the um january 6 rioters protesters uh capital people do not clearance hotness as well yeah clearance hotness charm like imagine fitzgerald grant standing there saying thou shall not fucking pass. You little bitch. Get on your knees and kiss my feet. Imagine him doing that. Wouldn't you be like, I'd crumble too. Right. At Desjardins Insurance, we know that when you own a nail salon, everything needs to be perfect from tip to toe. That's why our agents go the extra mile to understand your business and provide tailored solutions for all its unique needs. You put your heart into your company, so we put our heart into making sure it's protected. Get insurance that's really big on care. Find an agent today at Desjardins.com slash business

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i'd say like a three-month cycle he does something wonderful so great that's like really like productive for the community and it's awesome and then he does this wonderful photo op a couple weeks later and he's just looking sexy and then he does something so insane and diabolical and horrible and then he's quiet for a while and then he does something great and then he does his photo up looking hot and like it is it's a roller coaster but like we can expect the unexpected i know what to expect from him yeah but i also think that he's about to be on his worst slash best behavior for the next four years because or three years i should say because he's vying for that presidency like there's no doubt about it when he had his like when i say there was like a

zoom like a pop-up zoom meaning he sent everybody a text message at 3 p.m in california and was like you are four o'clock i am getting on it was four i think yeah four o'clock he's like i'm getting on zoom join me and then when you click it wasn't a flag of california there was a flag of the united states flag just waving behind him and also in his meeting that he had hi he he hired somebody professional that works in video production to set up his zoom because this is the clearest video i have ever seen on a zoom the lighting was impeccable but there was the american flag was behind him more prominent than california's bear i know that his fucking office is looking like an episode of homeland and they're scouring through every document to

find a loophole and he goes whatever loophole you find i don't care what you find it doesn't matter if or when you find something i will be there yes and you cannot stop me and they're just like trying to catch up to be like okay how can we how can we how can we fix this right um if anyone is going to find a way it's that man he said he literally said on the call and i told megan this He said, we are, as the fifth largest economy in the world, the other states will be looking to us to be the leaders. He kept doing this. I don't know what this was about, but he kept, like, clapping at his wrists like he was in a stage production, but not like a hammer. It was like this.

Like, it was a legit clap. Ooh. Like, I think I explained that well enough. Mm-hmm. Anyway. It was Nicole Kidman's clap, but, like, harder. Yes. hard. Yeah. Imagine if she did that hard clap with just the palms. Just the palm. But he kept

doing that. But he said that other states will be looking for us to be the leader. So he is stepping up. He had already had numerous calls with other governments. He is forming alliances like this man laid out a whole plan. And this was just two days after the results were in. And he and then this was before he even had his emergency meeting with the actual Congress. This was just him talking to the people so who knows what he was actually saying yeah this man is enact is working on a plan to make sure that like the constitution won't even necessarily apply to like it's like he's making he he's trying to make it so our state level like constitution will overrank the federal which like i don't i i believe he can really do anything um and then he's basically

like what he's gonna do is be like anyone who needs to come here you can come here get away from this fucking man and then we will personally prosecute any of your other fucking states that try and come for us yeah and also i i think this is just me thinking he did not say this but california provides so much money for every other state in this union and i think he's going to start pulling funds yeah no without a doubt i think also in terms of the immigration issue the states the biggest state that they're really talking about is california and this man has said no he said not in my backyard you motherfuckers he's he's reclaiming the nimby role and like the way that this man is like no and like i swear to god at a certain point like he's

gonna come like a cal he's gonna have like a california army of just like all the really hot trainers from training mate and like everyone from rumble and it's just gonna be like training mates with their fake australian accent yeah no it's always and like i'm sure those guys i mean this is not 100 factual but like back when i used to go a lot of them used to um as my well maybe i shouldn't but a lot a lot of them would do the west hollywood uh stereotype as in like i'm a hot gay Australian man and most a lot of them are American and straight um same with the guys at all the bars that are dancing like they were all most of them are straight yeah so I'm like waiting for them to just be like and you know what what my what my what my city what my state

needs from me I'm adaptable and like they can commit to that so yeah I have a friend whose uh husband is works at um training mate not the one like the one that's in culver city i think so he doesn't have to do all the fake necessities but i could totally see him rallying everybody and be like we ride a dot he's very cool as we should so i'm i'm this is again it's one of those moments where i'm happy that i'm happy that he is hot crazy and he's our hot crazy guy yes yes well and i welcome anyone who has is just now learning about him um i saw all the reactions when he appeared on screen um at the democratic national convention and people are like who is that and i was like y'all

people didn't know but then it was that him and fitz were together yeah because he's always looked like the first time i saw scandal i said gavin newsom what are you doing here i said real life yes i'm like i want to say like shauna rhymes i think i think that he was like tony golden walked in and she said there's my hot gavin newsom i wonder if the casting breakdown says a gavin newsom type but republican exactly and hey gavin newsom would also probably some of the things that fitz did for olivia he'd also do where is his olivia we will we won't know no until later when they're they're a fair no i'm not even gonna say that this man is like melly and fitz he is married he seems happy he used and just so y'all know too he used to be

married to. Oh, yeah. What's her name? One of Trump's son's girlfriends. I don't know if they're married, but one of the ones that had that. Kimberly Guilfoy. Yeah. Who had the Republican special Botox facelift. I don't know what they're all on, but yeah. So he used to be married to her. So if he can survive that, he can survive anything. Mm hmm. Yeah, I love my crazy hot man. Well, that's it for this wonderful episode of See You Next Tuesday. Thank you for listening.

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