Don't Blame Me! - We're Almost Done Talking About Halloween

Episode Date: November 1, 2022

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how are you ready and there's no microphone in front of your face i thought you meant emotionally nope i'm a little too toasty they can't see the greatness but they'd see i swear if you smell like cat pee i'd have to tell you to leave okay well don't get too close because we have things to do and i feel like i smell like cat pee okay well i have like some fabric refreshener if you i put perfume on i don't know if it's me though like my nostrils smell do you know what i mean like maybe it's the inside of my nostrils but where would you get cat pee from you don't live with the cat no i hate cats i avoid cats at all costs your costume is great so is yours thank you so much if they have our patreon and they saw it yesterday and if we

found the time we recorded a tiktok we still haven't figured out what audio we're gonna do nothing i do have one tiktok i want to do with you that i have the audio for but it doesn't really go with the outfit does it matter tiktok yeah no no but i'm just saying like it wouldn't be the one to showcase the outfit oh okay okay okay it would actually be kind of odd to showcase the outfit to that one oh well um welcome to cnx tuesday that is actually an unreleased song title of taylor swift's albums can you imagine like she already did don't blame me if she just started having songs come out yeah that were named but am i wrong yeah she goes fisting for that would be so fucking funny so before we start recording this i started making

melissa listen to some songs and from your instinct what are your vibes no it's like one of them's okay yeah which one did you like i don't the first one you played yeah lavender hayes and then wait then there's a second one that was the one she was whispering on when she wasn't whispering it was good yeah it is a cough drop album as my friend michaela says she there's some songs where it's like bestie needs a cough drop and i really i literally like was trying to sing along in the car and she has like she goes from these like really really like high-pitched falsetto to this like really low and i was like i'm just not making it my mouth is open and i'm pushing something there's no noise coming out of me at all so well i'm excited for you to listen to it and then i

will listen to beyonce's yeah i will listen to it after you listen to beyonce's because beyonce's has been out longer yes but beyonce doesn't have lyric videos well i'm sure some fan has made videos that have the lyrics to it yeah because they're on top of it and a lot of time they're like they want the views so they'll make it look as nice and legit as possible so yeah you're right so i'm sure it exists i'm sure it also exists if you play it i don't know how spotify music works but they don't have lyrics in it they do but some people choose not to put their lyrics on there and so i'm gonna guess if she didn't have lyric videos that's probably i mean i know that they're on apple music so i would think okay i'll do it and then i've listened to 1975 album i'm overwhelmed

who's 1975 it's like my favorite band i've mentioned them before but it's because it's it's numbers in the year i just don't think you've clocked it who was your favorite band the 1975 that's the name of the band yeah that's i'm saying i just don't think that was the name of the album together never heard of it they're british yeah me too um yeah me me too 13 are you really nice what kind do they tell you what kind of well from britain i guess right what is britain at this point what do you mean like didn't they know weren't there a whole thing that was not brexit didn't have any they didn't break off any of britain right i don't want to get into that you don't want to get into brexit no

i mean brexit happened it happened but i don't want to get into that the overlap of people who are have strong feelings like pro-brexit are also the same people who hate meghan markle again i don't want to get into it um that's honestly that's literally all i can say like i don't know much like i remember yeah fuck it no one cares everyone's like stop talking about brexit i've said it about three times now okay fine fine i heard you i heard you what'd you do this weekend did you do any decorating oh good call we went on a quest for halloween decorations um it's a little late in the game okay here's what i like i realize now that like yes we should have got them earlier because people want to have their halloween they don't want to just like have

them up for a day and then take them down and put decorations up october 1st decorations go up exactly so it turns out someone messaged me and dm'd me who works in merchandising at target and they said uh october 1st we're clearing out all of our halloween stuff and that's when we start putting christmas stuff in so they're like you got to get like as soon as back to school you start seeing like binders slowly fading away you swoop in there and you get your halloween stuff then they're like october 1st it's too late yeah like you could ask me that i'm not even a target person i just i'm not a halloween per i love i love like i i love costumes i love dressing up i don't like scary things i love candy like i like that part i don't like the drunk barfing

in like a harley quinn makeup vibe and so i'm into like childhood or uh adults with children halloween and now that we have a house similar to you last year like we are gonna have kids who come trick-or-treat so i'm like shit we have to fucking decorate are they coming i have a question you probably you may not know are they coming on sunday or are they coming on monday because monday is the holiday but it's also a the school day so sometimes they do it on the weekend yeah how do people decide that i think it's just like they talk at school okay well i can i can talk to our neighbors who have my neighbors and i'll be like what's the vibe yeah like when should we have this done by um so i just like don't love halloween decorations either i just like having

my pumpkins out and i'm i got i got them last year when i did pumpkin carving at my friend's house and so we're doing it this year like a week later so i don't have them out yet but you know they'll be up they'll be ready and then they'll be there for i said half the year yeah we'll see we'll see if like your luck is on your side again this year and they won't die until then and you're able to dispose of them yeah they're so fucking weird like that was like defeating lots of physics gravity the space-time continuum um so we got i didn't want to like buy anything useless and ugly that like we couldn't use again and that would be like large to store so we just got some like fake um spider webs and then i still haven't ordered i need to and then i was gonna order just

some like orange lights like one string of orange lights just so we can have it like around like the porch there's a little more light for people to come in and then we do have a steep porch yeah so i also replaced the batteries um well i didn't replace the batteries i cleaned our solar lights which are on like the side of our gate um and i had a little bit of a brain fart and i started washing them in water so they're drying out so i hopefully you know and i i didn't wash them with the new batteries and they were the old batteries okay it was but as soon as i realized but i mean they're outdoor lights though right yeah but it's the inside i was washing the part that i was washing the outside but the part that's the inside of it that like goes into the thing

that is not exposed to the elements that got a little water on it okay yeah so it's drying out so you know fingers crossed fingers fucking cross did you get a shoot i couldn't find one so i think we're just gonna go to like at hobby like you didn't go to home i did not go to hobby lobby well hobby lobby probably has the but also lows you didn't just get a shoot at lows remember like a halloween i did but then i but then i said since y'all go to lows every week and you might as well just get a shoot twice this weekend i literally said you go every weekend to just buy a shoot and it's on record so yeah no i believe you i don't trust me i trust you yeah we'll do that this week then um but uh we bought the candy too and i also got the i got

the i finally got my porch lights nice so now they turn on when it's dark out automatically turn off and they're so much brighter so that will help for um the children trick-or-treating i wonder if your friend in their kid will come trick-or-treat at our house oh yeah i'll tell or two yeah i'm like hi um and it was your costume design i know i thought i saw her the other day but i just like i didn't have my glasses on so i couldn't remember but yeah so oh we got the candy and matz is like did you get full size i asked him i was like should you get full size like be those people and he goes let's that's what i did last year i'm right jaunty here um we eased into it and he wanted he wanted he like likes the little ones because he's like well none of their

leftovers i can like take them to work and like have them okay i gave him half a box last year so i know and i was like babe you're like he was worried he's like what if like i feel like we're just gonna give all the candy i'm like i mean it's a like a lot that we bought and he was like i want to be generous i was like you're or you could just buy the full size and be generous but whatever i think he likes the idea of like reaching the hand yeah and but i do think like i thought he was gonna be like we're getting full-size candy bars i do think that next year i will be shocked if doesn't want to do that like he's so fucking excited um i just thought about the fact that if they do come on monday i'll be recording a podcast so i won't be able to hand out candy

oh what time do they come when it gets dark like it's just it's yeah it's just like when the sun starts going down that's when they start coming what time are you recording till no we start at 5 30 oh to six so not at all i'm gonna miss it unless it's super dark maybe you put a sign on sunday that says trick-or-treat here today i'm not available monday but please trick-or-treat here today i think that would make sense yeah but we might not record on monday i'll have to ask them we change stuff all the time yeah halloween and i'm like very curious um like i just remember like halloween being like shenanigans when i was like a teenager and like running around and like do all of that kind of stuff and i wonder like

what level we're gonna get like are we gonna get like 14 year olds and like 15 year olds 16 year old pretending that they're 11 or we just have children children then sometimes you just can't tell people's age yeah because they're just no mask i'm excited though i feel like mott is like gonna be like ask everyone what's your car like he's gonna be like that person like it's not gonna be quick it's gonna be a lot of questions he's like oh you look that's a great car and then he's gonna make like quote them if it's like some spider-man thing and they're not gonna get it it's it's gonna be good people are in costumes that their parents got for them if they actually don't know what it is yep yep yep it's the kids like not gonna say anything about it's like what

do you want he's just like waiting i'm like just give them something and i was like that's yeah what did you do this weekend this weekend i did you want to know something i did you would just asked me i cleaned out one of my closets which one the laundry room one where's the laundry oh no like right by the kitchen wait you cleaned that you started with the big kahunas i feel like this middle one is the big kahuna it's just a lot of stuff in it but yeah i did yeah that's a no that was yeah that was a lot impressive you did the whole closet yeah wow so one down um one two three four more to go hey yeah i i relate deeply yeah deeply as somebody who still is in the process of moving even though we moved

in may well i moved before you did so dude it's fun i like think that do you when do you want to move again not until like i'm gonna buy a house i don't want to move again but like if you could have an ideal time frame i thought you said until i'm locked up no knocked up that it took i was like you're gonna go to jail and i go oh pregnancy that's better i was like don't go to we can't record a pop we can record a podcast if you're pregnant we can't record if you're in jail though it would be good though actually we could we could serial yeah great news the federal ev rebate is back eligible customers get up to five thousand dollars with the

federal evap rebate on select 2027 volt and 2026 equinox ev models visit your local chevrolet dealer today for more details i also saw black adam you saw what black adam what's that the new superhero movie with the rock it's so good yes i saw it on friday is that why you were posting pictures was it you posting pictures of him if i did it was for a podcast oh i just feel like i saw pictures of him i posted one but it was like because we reviewed it on a podcast um but it's so what is that bug i saw tiktok of someone who caught a bug between their pointer and their thumb i was like okay dr strange but yeah it was really like it's different from a lot of the superhero movies and it's a dc one so i was like but it was great like i i enjoyed it the person that i was

with also like doesn't like a lot of movies and they really liked it too is that noah sent a page window hmm is he in it a lot no not so much i'm just curious okay wait what is this lady and i literally just felt like i just saw her in something sarah shahi i know her from the l words but no um it's something else i'll tell you after okay um okay cool wait so what's it on or is it in you have to go to the theaters to see it oh my gosh you went to ipic no i know you were just surrounded by the p from the plebs the everyday it was pretty empty i went at like 11 o'clock on a friday so it was i don't know why more people are like not hip with our desires to go see movies at like 11 a.m there was literally like me and my friend and like maybe like 10

other people and we went to the grove because that was where they wanted to go i did not pick this place you know i would never martini while they saw their movie i mean they could get that i picked but um but that's where they wanted to go and i was like okay and they've redone that theater yeah and um i literally haven't been maybe eight years i haven't been to that theater and it's massive the stairs are steep and i did not like that but it was so big and so spread out that i was like oh i feel safe here yeah and the second floor is a whole bar now like you can literally like have a drink and like go to the movies it's wow that was yeah that was our movie theater for a long time yeah and it's then why did you make that face when i said that's where it went

because it was my movie theater for a long time you look disgusted the parking the driving oh i valet okay there you go but like it is just i valet got my car washed we have to make it like i knew i usually have somebody come here to wash my car but i don't want to be like you when i grow up it's so it costs the same amount if you go to the place just have them come here um so i was like since i am going there i might as well just get my car washed and then one-stop shop i just don't have that i'm not good with time management and like that's my issue with going to go see a movie in like a mall or a place that like there's just so much traffic getting in there getting out but it was 11 o'clock yeah 11 o'clock valet car wash you don't have to worry about any

of that um i mean the grove is like i will talk shit on everything maybe i'm only talking shit now because it's the holiday season they're approaching and that's when i get angry at the grove but i have been a bitch who like goes to like i've been going since i first moved to los angeles like before i even before i lived here like i would just like waste my day like waiting out traffic yeah after my work day hanging out at the grove i'm like fuck i can sit on the grass listen to some live jazz music i can eat some oysters or mussels from an outdoor place or i go i could get a chicken madera from the cheesecake factory roll over to madewell and uh dylan's candy bar live my best life yeah we've become old la hacks at this point because that when i first

moved here like i would go to the grove all the time now i get so aggravated going there i get i'm like tourists just too many people small for too many people they were having like somebody was having like a business meeting there like on the lawn it was a company having a business meeting that's not okay yeah but again it was 11 so it wasn't like i was running into people yeah no i i will say i hate rick caruso i don't want anyone to vote for him because he's a horrible person but also rick i need you to keep doing what you're good at they had a sign up i was like and then i remembered you're like this is where i am rick know what you're good at this is fine i'm okay with this like you're capitalist scum and that happens and i'm reaping the benefits

as i walk around your luxury malls and i'm okay with it but like stick in the words of high school musical stick to the status quo oh no no no stick to the status quo thank you we have some rick caruso signs up not near us oh i thought you said we have some rick caruso signs up like you put them up and then i burned them in a performance art piece in front of my neighborhood no there's like some part like a cup like when you drive up one way from our house um we've seen like one or two and i'm like what are you doing here like are you lost you must be there's a lot of people that like that man why i don't know because they think rich people can solve things because they have money and that like they somehow did something like great so they got all this money and so

they're really smart when in reality like they have money because they always had money and now they used that money to get more money like that's just like how they prey on poor people who are like wow that could never be me like to do that is so successful and impressive and it's like well no the reason why you can't do that is because people like that already had the money to do this pull yourself up by the bootstrap is a lie literally a fucking lie i hate him i hate him so much um are you decorating besides pumpkins no i'll put my shoot out and that's it i still have it's in closet number two and you just start like having those like inventory like stock lists of it where it's like laminated on the door of like what's in here if you go to big number four

aisle six uh where is it there it is uh label maker you know in some of my hyper fixation eras where like i decide that i'm like i'm gonna do this and i'm gonna buy everything for that every time i find a way to be god i put a label maker on that list and i haven't bought one yet and i've never been like living my daily life going damn i wish i had a label maker which is how i know that like it's just an impulse for me but it seems i've had it for about five years and maybe used it three times i don't even remember why that why i initially bought it because it seems like something you need yeah but you like don't really need it and also i kind of like hate all the fonts that they have yeah and i'm like i want this like update yeah like it's the same

fonts that when my teacher had it in elementary school it's the same fonts yeah speaking of those things i tried to find a printer this weekend unless i can't do it like i can't do it right did you go like in person no maybe maybe you should go in person go to an office depot office max i don't remember what they've combined to go to one staples go to one and say hey i need a printer and then have somebody that works there just get one for you and then you don't have to think about it i don't know like can you give me one that like you always have the ink in stock the ink isn't going to be discontinued and just reading the reviews on these printers they're like this printer has like a something something reserve but it also has like a door box toe jam

that will need to be removed like every four months like what the fuck is that do you want a color one or black and white black and white which i thought that was great then get that that's like an old standard it doesn't change the ink i saw the review that's like three hundred dollars though i honestly don't remember because we bought it for not too deep and then it definitely is but i've had it for years like it hasn't it's never jammed on me it doesn't like the ink lasts forever because there it's like that it's not one of those yeah it's like popping it's like that thick long one yeah that's been around for years yeah so i think i've bought ink for it once and i've had it for again years i've printed scripts on it i i really just need to get one

just get that one i just like hate buying things that aren't fun well it may not be fun but you can decorate i know i know you just like need it to be maybe i'll put stickers on it except i can't i hate putting stickers on things it gives me anxiety but i just want a printer that works maybe printers are the same people who have label makers like that's the same companies it is like we're not doing anything to improve i think they're both brothers so yes that would be correct the warner brother um did you shave no i'm just saying hair gets caught in in my days of having to wear pantyhose when when i used to you know be a work professional not a work just a work professional but like we

had to like sorority stuff absolutely we were required to when we had like business meeting type things we had to wear pantyhose um i think they've changed the rules now but at that time we had to and like i was of the time where you were basically business casual to the clubs i know yeah you loved a business casual moment um and so like if you didn't shave your legs your hair would get caught and it'd be itchy all night wait so you would wear pantyhose to the club no i might wear it for like fishnets well yeah i mean but there but there were but there were like people that did but i that was not me i also i broke a lot of rules too like rebel yeah yeah i mean i would hope that there's no rule that you have to wear no no pantyhose to the

club not to the club but you did have to wear it when we have business meetings that's wild i like think of the i think like literally that um like old ladies and touring artists are the only people keeping pantyhose in business because like all artists it feels like they're coming back at once maybe that is my solution for my like bruised legs yeah but it's gonna be itchy and it's gonna look i mean i guess it'll look like my skin's moving but my skin already does that so like it will fit in no i need to shave my legs so fucking bad i just shaved the bottom parts this morning i'm like i have the kind of like my leg hair is the kind of long now where like i can't just like shave in the shower like i'm gonna need to do a sitting on the edge of

the bathtub with my glasses on like i might need to like trim some hairs before i shave them you use mott's have some um clippers yeah i probably so you should do that first and then shave them it's like and it's just so weird because without my glasses on and like if it's not windy or breezy like i can feel it no i can have no if i draw my glasses on it's not windy i can't even see that it's there because it's so fine and so thin and then the second i put my glasses on and the sun hits sunshine or it's windy i'm like there's a full winter coat like it's so thin but like they're long and they're there like they can't even poke through my tights like they're laying flat oh i hate shaving my legs so but the idea of getting laser i don't think i can't even

i feel like your skin's too sensitive my skin's way too sensitive the follicles when i shave you can't like there's no like darkness there so the light can't attach it and come a long ways with it though because i used to like if you were black you couldn't get it but now you can't yeah there's some that are better than others um for that because it's the contrast and so i'm on the opposite end of like i mean there's still no contrast just light on light um but because i would have to go i would have to go without picking because if you have any like dark like like scabs or like that stuff then you'll just laser that into your body permanently and it just seems like yeah i don't know there's certain things that i'm like

yes do this i'm here for like entrepreneurship and things but i'm like a weekend course to get certified there's some things that i'm like i don't want you to do that be able to do that to like inject things into my face nor do i want you to do that for lasers the same type of like when i got certified for zumba was a weekend and this is the same thing and i'm fine with a weekend zumba that's fine but that's really fine if you're laser no and maybe it's longer than a week but like i just know that like this isn't like a long degree that you're obtaining and like you or even like like lash stuff like infections you could go to one that's a medical one where they have the doctor does it yeah just i'm too lazy i'm too lazy to do most things but i did call my

lasik um doctor and they left me a voicemail yeah you were here oh well the last time they left me a voicemail it was just like boobie boobop and i'm like oh and so then i called them again last night okay because i'd like to call when they're not in the office hours office hours like they're fucking ta like when they're closed and then they call back and they left me a voicemail and texted me today i haven't read it but you should it's there okay i know i would love to get that done before we go to um colorado colorado and i have my high i have to have my high altitude test will that do anything to your eyes no it's just gonna be awful i'm just wondering like a high altitude simulation no i mean no i'm talking about like when if you get your lasik before

and then you go to colorado will they that do anything like right before i just feel like because like high altitude makes my eyes so dry i went to coachella two days like two or three days after like dusty coachella and i just like wore big sunglasses and they were like you'll be fine okay but i'm talking about altitude change i mean i think that's probably less bad than like literally like dry desert dust where you like blow your nose every night and it's black my nose is always black so your snot is black no my nose is black you're when you blow your nose into the tissue you said you blow your nose and it's black my nose is always black and i blow my nose i should be fair when i blow my nose then it becomes

red yeah and then depending on the color of the snot you'll see you'll do a little check-in you open and you're like where's my health at yellow clear green yeah that's i can't even as someone who had strep recently twice it's traumatizing um i can't believe i haven't been sick why would you say that 2019 get the fuck up and knock on that wood i know you better hope that that works between the upholstery that's not real so this is better we did this literally last week we did we did and all your fucking modern furniture with its metal legs yeah i mean i believe why can't you believe you haven't been sick because i usually get sick like three or four times a year where you haven't seen anybody i actually been going out a lot

okay that's it's not a lot but like i go out every weekend yeah to do at least one thing yeah okay that's still i didn't get i didn't that's a lot more no but you have to think about like your exposure like i didn't get strep throat from going to lowe's every weekend i got it from a two-year-old coughing into my mouth. Well, I see a two-year-old a lot and I was actually supposed to see one this weekend and then he got RSV. Oh, is he okay?

Oh, they gave him inhaler and we were coming up with solutions to how to trick him into doing it because he's scared of it. Oh. I used to think inhalers were so fucking cool when I was little. Like my friends would ask me, I was like,

I want that. But I also wanted a cast and braces. everybody wanted to cast and i wanted glasses and then guess what i got the only fucking permanent thing shitty vision hello that's your superhero name shitty vision and it's like she's got transition lenses that never get fully light or fully dark and like that was like my response to like wow my dreams have come true i need glasses i get those i get the pink transition dream at that time no i know but i'm just saying that like then like the embodiment of that like this is like the pinnacle of that was like me obtaining pink transition lenses like

the outside was black the inside was hot pink i have seen and then the lenses went from dark pink to light pink you would think they would have been a vibe like now still not it depends on who's wearing them now they were an unfortunate shape it kind of looked like beans noah just got glasses oh i love little kids in glasses and told him he's really leaning into his arthur look i that i like i i would be shocked if matz and i's kids didn't need glasses i mean because i needed glasses and i got glasses in fifth grade but i needed glasses since i was born shut the fuck up this is so fucking cute and the little kid teeth i die does he like him it's like very protective does he like have the little cloth the cleaning cloth

in the case i don't know he just got them yesterday this is new that was like i would always just be like every like hour i'd be like i need to clean my glasses it was like excuse me and now i like put my glasses on there's like just like a very visible fingerprint i'm like it's fine i don't care oh so exciting so exciting all right anything you're looking forward to this week it's wednesday we're recording a day later than we usually do oh yeah i was supposed to get my hair done yesterday i didn't um you want to know what i had to do yesterday rushed to review but am i wrong because i won't have time to do it tomorrow to go up i was wondering why you sent me that stuff yesterday because i won't have time today to do it i had like an existential crisis

about what day of the week it was that makes more sense because i just fully for as soon as it was like oh hair appointments canceled i was like it's monday now like that's just like how my brain worked and that's like i didn't even tell you that i was like oh by the way the hair point it got canceled like because i was like well i'll see you tomorrow for tuesday for the podcast no it's wednesday fuck i really do need to like order that halloween stuff then um yeah yeah um i'm looking forward to spending some time i think i'm gonna have to do it on saturday or maybe i'll do it friday and like just set up my tripod or ask monster to work from home for part of the day but i'm gonna take my halloween pictures and i oh i plan to get him a shirt to

wear like an iron transfer by the time this comes out it'll be done we are being amy dune well i'm being amy oh you already told me this i know i thought you were telling me to tell no people i already told you um but i forgot to get mats iron can i get like print an iron printed wow i'm like really trying to get can you print can i go to walgreens and get an iron on transfer print can they print that and then can i use my flat iron or curling iron to adhere it do you need an actual iron because i have of course you have a fucking actual iron so just take the iron okay let me just our iron's not like stuck to walls that's just like no okay oh it's the ironing boards those are but they don't have to be that's just hotels i mean you can you can ever see you

can get them so that they are stuck in walls but i feel like most people have just the ones that on the legs okay i have a steamer somewhere that won't work no because it has to be dry checks out checks out okay i'm gonna i'll order that and then because i edited i showed melissa but if this part happened great if it did not fucking if i didn't get to this part whatever but i edited my face on the ab dune like missing poster and we wanted to get matzah t-shirt of that to wear i'm excited though and i uploaded a vlog yesterday and i it part of it was like me like oh some of the like my halloween costume stuff and i just tried the wig on and then i was like do you not see my response no please look at me please look on youtube no this is on

your instagram i can see the first word moira is that you you look does that picture not like like the face is very very spot on um but i tried the wig on and then i tried the slip on off camera and i was like i can't even show this like this isn't even the full costume like it looks like way too spot on and without even showing the slip just the hair people are like oh my god gone girl rosamund pike like you look exactly like her like i hope that's what you're being like if not like i'm sure there's so many other things you could do it this way but like that is like exactly who you look like and i was like sick so i have to cover myself in blood but someone's going to pick up a tv that we're selling them on saturday and like my plan was to like do

this all on saturday but i'm like it's halloween i'm sure that won't be the weirdest thing that they see okay he seems nice and normal also i got wonderful um customer service the other day i have to think that it was because i was wearing my um biden harris t-shirt because when i tell you i looked rough i looked rough hair had not been washed for about a week and a half wearing them out in public what do you mean i'm just saying no no but so i'm in the house okay got it no i'm in the house it's like because you dress up to go to lowe's that's because it's all i mean you have this too i almost wore sweats today and then i remembered you were like i'm putting a costume on i was like not wearing sweats today um and i just like looked rough

like so i can't think that i got extra good customer service because i was hot like and mobs like you always look beautiful and i was like yeah because you love me but like right now like i'm like i don't look cute i haven't showered in like a week and a half um and this amazon delivery driver like came up and he was like hey like uh like just like want to check this your address like here's the package and i was like oh cool great thank you and then he gave me like a not a full up down just like a clocked my shirt and then looked back up you got a couple more packages over there i'm gonna run and grab them for you and i was like oh i can get them he goes no no it's fine and he's like runs and grabs like all these other packages at the very bottom

of like our like staircase and like steps up he goes you have a great day and i was like you too and then i saw him later on in his car like an hour later when we were on our way to lowe's and i was like hello and i was like that's the guy who was nice to me for wearing that shirt i was like it's nice to know because i loved our old mailman and now knowing that i like another delivery person here i have like five mailmen i don't like that i don't understand i love the loyalty like two or three come in the same day i don't understand what's going on that's that's suspicious that's weird yeah i don't they all have different things to drop off they have about five total and i can see them on my rink you know so that's how i'm like first time it happened i

was like oh maybe we just have like you know a substitute today and then i was like no they're all coming at different times of the day and it's like just like a rotation of them i don't like that i don't like that i like i don't understand loved the relationship between in my my mailman and me i told him we were moving and he was like gonna miss you and when we were gone for kobe for so long he's like kiddo where you been and i was like we've we've been gone and i would see him like around other parts of the neighborhood and like i would wave like it gave that neighborhood feel to los angeles and i loved it oh speaking of shipping and packaging things um i have a problem and the problem is dyslexia and uh i didn't know for a long time that that's my was

my i knew i had no quote unquote number dyslexia i thought it was a description turns out that was a real thing, Dyscalcula. But I can read, but because I can't spell and I can't read aloud, do you know how many times in last week alone that I know of, this could have been happening for months, I have not gotten my address right that I've written down. All of our neighbors every day come and say, hey, Megan, we found this package here. You wrote down your address wrong again. I just switched the numbers. But do you know what, like mentally, do you know what it i know what the numbers are okay i can't remember the sequence and when i write it down i never can like it doesn't ever like it doesn't like stick in my brain of like that's that looks

right that doesn't look right it's always a fucking shot in the dark so like legitimately every single one of our neighbors has just been like very kindly bringing these packages to me i had to call fedex international yesterday because they were having issues they're like yeah the address you gave doesn't exist and i was like oh no and even the amazon usually they won't even let you put it in if it doesn't exist i don't know but so it keeps happening over and over and over again and then mox was like let's implement assist who's so nice why don't you get won't we get some well no because you're putting it in on like websites yeah why don't you have it saved i have it saved on my phone let's get it saved in your computer too i know it auto fills

in some of them but mox is like before you order things just send me a little screenshot before you do it and i was like okay but like now if i start typing in the first like couple numbers the redfin like listing will come up and then now i just like copy and paste it but i had to like call i like i met i didn't i did the wrong address for cedars i had to call a different doc like all of these different things that i've just been the wrong ones i need to live at like one first avenue that's where i need to live like i need to live like somewhere where it's like there's just there's not like it's it's not second avenue i mean just one one wouldn't that be perfect yeah it would be so my um home address and my business address are one number away from

each other and i don't remember which one is which all the time i have to look it up i couldn't even tell you what street you live on and i'm here every week yeah like when moss was asking for your address i was like here's the pin and he goes well what's the address i go i have no idea yeah but why are they one number even like the the number itself and then the zip code both of them are one number off and i don't like our zip codes here no it's the line robin thick blurred lines i know your old address off the top of my head but i do not know my current address good call because once i got covered i forgot my old ad like i would well it doesn't matter anymore and the one i would kept mixing it up with would be the one downstairs where i used to live

and i was like regardless it's gonna end up to me i wonder how they're doing we had video we both just like looked away at the same time and said that wow i do wonder we should look them up we do ride by to a drive-by really like in bridesmaids where it's like ridiculously like low in the car nice okay well that's enough that's the end that's enough classes no longer that's how we end these and that's enough bye