Doomed to Fail - Ep 150 - North Korea: Where did it come from?
Episode Date: November 6, 2024Journey with us today into the mysterious world of North Korea, why is Korea split in two, and who are the leaders of the North Korean Government? We'll chat about how it all began and some of the way...s that North Korea keeps its people separated from the rest of the world - including the giant empty hotel in the middle of Pyongyang and the death of Otto Warmbier. Imagine sharing a border with BTS and being unable to listen to them!? Join our Founders Club on Patreon to get ad-free episodes for life! patreon.com/DoomedtoFailPodWe would love to hear from you! Please follow along! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/doomedtofailpod/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/doomedtofailpod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@doomedtofailpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doomed.to.fail.pod Email: doomedtofailpod@gmail.com
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It's a matter of the people of the state of California versus Hortonthal James Simpson, case number B.A.019.
And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you.
Ask what you can do for your country.
And we are back, Taylor, yet again.
How are you doing today?
I'm good. How are you?
Good.
It dawned on me that between the release of the first episode and the release the second episode, a lot is going to happen in this.
country um so yeah if you're listening to this on thursday just know that we don't know what happened
two days ago yet nope so um but again it'll be fine it'll all work out um you can look into this
way into the future you know this night you know if you're finding this airwave in space
try your best you know what's funny you mentioned that because i just started watching like yesterday
the three body problem have you seen that no my husband read it and he loved it and he didn't
like the show so i didn't watch it but i should read it anyway yeah i definitely was going to read it
but i did watch the show and um and i don't i don't know what it's about yet i just i can
i gather that it's about like physics and aliens in the past and the president in the future but like
i don't actually know i don't know enough but it the production wise it's really good i realized
that it was actually um produced by the guys who did um game of thrones
and so you get a sense where
this doesn't feel like a cheapo
Netflix show this feels really
like over the top
done you know and
it makes sense now
so anyways
on to my
do you have anything else
before we hop in up
oh we have to introduce a show
yeah you just kept talking
so I just letting you talk
um
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And it's your turn. And it's my turn.
So
I'm pretty excited about my topic
today. Ooh.
Yeah. Yeah. Every now and then
I go down these like YouTube rabbit holes
and I just like sometimes it lasts
for like that night but sometimes it's like
the next day and the next day and the next day and the next day.
And this was one of those like the whole week where I was
obsessed with concert around this and it's something that like we all are very
familiar with and are aware of. But learning going to the
details of it was super, super fascinating. So I learned a lot. I hope you learn a lot. I'm going to
talk about North Korea. Oh, okay. Cool. It's fun. I'm ready. Yeah, that's awesome. Okay. So I'm going
to give you the very, I'm going to break this down to several pieces. One is like, what is North Korea?
Like, why do we have a North and South Korea? What, what are we doing? What is this one thing?
Then what are the, what's the life like of somebody in North Korea?
and then I'm going to go through probably the most famous recent example of something horrific happening there
and then I'm going to top it off with a little dessert of another horrible thing I read about
that I legitimately couldn't believe that it was real and it is real.
I'm literally reading about it on this screen in a bill passed by Congress literally like right now.
So when you go into this?
Again, I'm going to give you all the TLDR version of the formation of North Korea because
technically the history of the country goes back like 700, 800 years, and I'm not going to go all the way back there.
But I will start by saying that Korea started out as what's called the great Joseon state in 1392, and that state lasted until 1897 when the Korean Empire was officially formed.
So the first history of the word Korean or Korea starts in 1897.
throughout this history
there was a lot of international interference
in their affairs mostly
this came from Japan, Russia, and China
all countries were highly
active powers within that region
in 1904
Russia and Japan went to war mostly
to figure out who should assert
the most control over Japan
or sorry over Korea
as well as access to trade routes
to the Sea of Japan and the Yellow Sea
Japan would ultimately win
and a treaty was signed
in 1905, which asserted that Korea, the entire state of Korea, country of Korea, was
a protector of Japan and basically pushed Russia completely out of this equation.
So this basically means, like, they're under the protection of Japan, and that's, I equated
to Article 5 of NATO where, like, if you attack one country, all others comes to your perception.
It was like that.
If anybody attacked Korea, Japan was obligated to go and defend it.
But in 1910, Japan formally annexed Korea.
so we've all heard of the horrible stories of these atrocities
they're like very well renowned for some of the cruelty throughout their history and
this is this is a great example of that so under japanese rule they were banned from using
korean names or using the korean language at all they removed all koreans from
official roles and government rules and replace
them with Japanese counterparts.
They banned the teaching of Korean history
in favor of teaching Japanese history.
Generational land was confiscated by the government.
And during World War II, Koreans were the ones
use a slave labor to produce
fortifications on the Japanese mainland.
And probably the most important
in world history or for world history
is the slave laborer Koreans
to fortify the island of Iwo Jima
before the U.S. invaded.
also a very very gross aspect of this was a thing known as comfort women which was where young girls were forced into sex slavery to the Japanese military the Korean ones and this particular atrocity has it like still has foreign relations problems between South Korea and Japan like even today like it's like it's the one thing one aspect of their like
total control of the country that like persists and is like a part of you know like they still do it
no as in like they're still seeking a formal declaration that they did do it and a formal
apology which it partially came in 2019 with a settlement of like a hundred i forgot what it was like
a hundred and nineteen thousand dollars it was like what is that supposed to do like there's probably
a lot of, like, people that are part Japanese in Korea because of that.
Yeah, I'm sure.
I'm sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So all in all, nobody was having a good time.
But in 1945, Japan surrendered World War II to the Allied powers.
And as a result, gave up Korea as part of that.
So Korea fell under the control, namely of the U.S. and the Soviet Union.
the way
so if you look on a map
like Russia is on the northern tip
so Russia wanted the north side
obviously and so
the South ended up becoming part
the U.S. and part of the U.S. and allied powers
in theory this control
was only supposed to last for five years
and the idea was
after a five year period the Koreans
would build up muscle memory to self-govern
the U.S. and the Soviets
obviously had a very different idea
of what self-governance would mean here.
The U.S. wanted a democratic capitalist society,
whereas the Soviets wanted a communist state.
This along with, like, the general distrust
that ended up leading to the Cold War
between the two countries,
resulted in this, like, ultimate division within Korea.
So that's the reason why there's a north and the South Korea
is entirely based on Soviet versus U.S. control.
So it's like east and west Berlin, but like it's still there.
Precisely.
Yeah, that's exactly it.
in 1948 south korea held its first election to start the process of self-governance
and then right after that basically is a response to it the ussr formed the democratic republic of
north korea and established a communist government with kim il sung as its leader so it was
tit for tat kind of a thing between that time 1948 and 1950 kim basically pled with
Stalin to support his unification plan by invading South Korea, which Stalin said he could
only support if he received backing from China, because at that time, Stalin was convinced
that he's about to get drawn into a direct war with the U.S. if he invades directly, or if he
supports him directly.
The U.S. also thought that Truman also was like, well, if we do this, then we're going to get,
we could get drawn into war with Russia, but decided we're going to try it anyways.
and the U.S. got involved as the 21 other U.N. countries
and pushing Kim's army back to the 38th parallel,
which is a dividing line between the two,
where an armistice was reached
and what's called the demilitarized zone
was established as a buffer between the north and the south,
which is still there today.
So I'm going to go through like what life there is like,
which I think most of us know, but knowing some details.
It's fascinating, though, you know,
because you're like, how,
interesting keep going that that's what i mean it's like wild to be like they live in a place that
is separate from the rest of the world it's crazy it's a extreme way it made me think of things that
i never even thought of like as part of life and i'm gonna i'm gonna break that down here in a second
so life in north korea is mostly punctuated by poverty and lack of resources and a major
focus on loyalty towards the government and the leader kim jung un who's the grandson of kim il sung
Wait, I'm so
Why do they pick Kim Il-sung?
Like, what was the, why him?
He was the head of the Communist Party in North Korea, I guess.
Okay.
Yeah.
So by comparison of the two countries, North and South Korea,
so South Korea's per capita GDP is around $35,000.
The North Korean per capita GDP is around $1,000.
It is a dramatic disparity between the two.
And looking at things through the lens
of money is like that's when we got the wheels in motion here so money means something i never
thought about this before if you actually think about it like you're going to it's going to kind
blow your mind if you dwell on this but money literally means something different in a communist
country as opposed like a capitalist country because in a total communist and an ideal
communist country what what's money for like you don't need money because everything's given to you
by the state right it's all who i'll share it so doesn't matter yeah
And that's actually mostly, that is mostly the case formally in North Korea.
Formally, North Korea had what was called a public distribution system or PDS, which is just the method of distributing goods to the population.
And we don't have a ton of visibility into it or how it really works.
It sounds like the system was more formalized before a famine hit the country in 1994.
1994 is about the time when the USSR collapsed and several.
Everd Relations had no resources to send to North Korea.
I was also struck by a famine of crop as well.
So during that time, basically people were just starving to death
and the government could do nothing about it.
And there was no resources for people to spend money
because they had no money to give to other places to bring in food.
To give to, like, import in other food.
Yeah, yeah.
I just looked it up.
BTS is responsible for 0.3% of the South Korean GDP.
That's incredible.
They bring in one out of every
In 2017
So this is in 2017
One in every 13 tourists to South Korea
Came because of BTS
That's very cool
BTS is also strictly banned
As is any K-pop from North Korea
And if you are caught with it
That is considered a hostile act towards a state
And you were sent to an internment camp
That is really uncool
Not fun
It's not a good place to be
Super uncool you guys
So going back to the PDS, not the BTS system, going back to the PDS system, so there's an informal economy in North Korea that sprung up during this famine or shortly there after it, which is referred to as Jiangmeadong.
These are markets, local markets, where you can trade North Korean dollars, sort of, but there really isn't North Korean dollars.
mostly it's euros and U.S. dollars
for goods that you would want.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah, so as a result,
pretty much anybody who works
and does any sort of regular work in North Korea
also has a side hustle
so they can actually get money
because they don't get money
from working.
Yeah.
Are they allowed to you, though,
like with the interval?
So what, my understanding of it
is that the government is aware
that this goes on,
but they try to blind eye to it
because they realize that they don't have
the production resources
to actually
supply the entire country
and this is the only way
for the country to supply itself
so
there is
another factor
that kind of plays into like
what happens to you
if you are living in North Korea
and that has to do with the cast
or class system which is called
Songbun
there are three categories of
songbun one is the core class
the other is the wavering class
and then there's the hostile class
so
within those classifications there's further stratifying you said you sound like you're going to say something
okay basically all elements of your life from how much food you get how nice your home is um what part of
the career you live in by by the way north korea doesn't call itself north k
it calls itself korea or the dprk interesting yeah they don't they see themselves of the entire
thing basically uh it also determines the opportunities your family gets like where your kids are
going to school all that stuff it's all based on that class system um the core class consists of
basically the party officials and party loyalists like that's it like that's it the wavering class
that's like the middle class for them that's like the bulk of the citizen citizenry um and the hostile
class are the most undesirable people uh these are basically formal former landowners or
descendants of former landowners before the 1948 establishment of the constitution of the
communist state. These are
former Christians or people with
ancestors who had a religious background.
Lawyers, by virtue
of their job, fall into the hostile class
since any legal challenges in
North Korea is basically an adversarial
challenge to the state, which again, I never thought
of before, but of course it is.
But like, if the state
says you did something wrong
and you defended, then you're
adversarial to the state.
Totally. But you can't litigate
against someone else, just person
person?
I never looked into whether there's civil litigation there.
What I did look into is that the entire country has somewhere around 200 lawyers.
And from what I've read, the legal process there is entirely like a formality.
And it's just done for optics purposes.
That makes sense.
So when you are downgraded in class, you're subject to a ton of enhanced scrutiny by the government.
and I don't know like I've been thinking about this in terms of like the U.S. too which it's the exact same thing here like this is why you never want the IRS like you never want the IRS to like pay attention to you because they'll always find somebody if they go really wants to do something to you they can always find a reason to do it to you and it's something it's the same here except the punishment is dramatically different right than it is in the US so the difference in your class can be the difference between life and death so in times where food is
scarce and you can't be part of the black market. The lower class is the most prone to starvation
since rations are basically saved for the higher class citizens. You're also subject to potentially
severe imprisonment conditions. So I looked at this one prison. It's called Kchan and Kachon is a labor
camp. So North Korean General is pretty well known for the labor camp. It's just another way for
them to be able to generate products and resources without having the inputs required to do so
because they keep these people on basically starvation rations to do not have to allocate resources
elsewhere. They are designed to exploit labor from the members of the hostile class who the
government is trying to isolate from society. So if you, like I said earlier, if you had
any Western content like BTS music, then that's labor camp. If you speak,
out against the regime, that's obviously
labor camp. Yeah.
If you're a descendant of somebody who's
done anything that the government didn't like,
then you are
either born in the labor camp.
I mean, you're either born in the labor camp and they kill you
or you just live your life in the labor camp.
Yeah. So
because of the impoverished nature of
North Korea, food rations here always have to be
supplemented. So prisoners do this
by catching insects and rodents.
Apparently, the most desirable
job at a labor camp is working with
livestock so you can steal the animal's food or pick through their shit for undigested
grains to eat. Oh, it's terrible. Yeah. Yeah, I was thinking about this in the context of
like living conditions across the entire globe for humans. And outside of like little spikes like
you would have, for example, in Gaza right now, this has to be the worst in terms of sustained
ongoing survival and misery. Like it sounds horrible. I'm looking at photos and there's like a satellite
image of korea at night and north korea is totally dark yeah like they just probably don't
they don't even have electricity in most places so there's a lot of show with north korea
that we're going to go into that prevents people from seeing that kind of stuff firsthand so let me get
into that we're talking about the most famous person that um that uh kind of first brought this story to
mind for me. I'm going to talk about Otto Warmbier, whose name I'm sure you're familiar
with. I don't know. Okay. So before July of 2017, U.S. citizens could just use our passport
freely to travel North Korea. Freely isn't from the U.S. like the U.S. wasn't going to stop you
from going to North Korea, right? So North Korea had a number of restrictions themselves. So
Namely, that travel could only be done if one of four state-approved agencies were the ones who organized a guided tour.
You couldn't just go to North Korea as an American and say, I'm here, I'm just going to wander around and see what I can see.
Can't do that.
It has to be a guided tour.
So all aspects of travel are coordinated for foreigners by the government through these agencies.
Typically, entry into North Korea happens by train or by plane from China with routes directly into Pyongyang, which is the city capital.
Upon arrival, you will be taken by your handlers to either the Corio Hotel, which is a luxury hotel there, or to Yangakdu International Hotel.
So both of these are specifically designed hotels for international tourists.
The whole thing is specifically designed for international tourists.
So you'll be shown grocery stores that are abundant in food and smiling faces.
you'll be shown parts of the town
that are lit up like a Christmas tree
because all the electricity is being pushed there
instead of to the outstress of the city.
Like, it's all orchestrated.
And if you watch these YouTube videos
of people who are there recording,
first off, they're risking their lives doing that.
Like, you are not allowed to do any documentation
of anything that is not approved by your guides.
And a lot of times, when I watch these videos,
you guys just walk around the GoPro inside these hotels
and around the city.
and they're just recording everything.
And I'm just like, how do you have the courage to do this?
It's like, it's, no.
I think I know who you're talking about now.
I didn't look it up, but I think I know you're talking about it.
Yeah, no.
It's very scary.
So one YouTube video I watched this guy who was there.
He was in the same hotel, Yangakdu International Hotel.
And, you know, one thing that you see is like the place is empty.
It's like a giant hotel.
I think it's like 500 rooms.
and it's like empty that's only staff and like the international tourists that are there with you
and there's probably no one like 10 of them in the entire hotel it's like yeah creepy because like
north koreans can't stay there no no you know definitely not it's cool though it's cool looking
and um this guy would walk around and to the like the depths of the hotel and there's like a gym
and pools and bowling alleys and all this kind of fun stuff that like
nobody's there except the staff and it just has this eerie feeling to it so weird yeah and then and then
there's also scenes where he goes in for breakfast or dinner or something and he's literally the only one
there and they just set the plate like you're sitting like a giant ballroom and you're the only one
there and there's like 50 staff walking around like it's a weirdest thing yeah so auto in this
case was also taken to this hotel which contains a mysterious fifth
floor, which doesn't actually have a button on the elevator for the fifth floor.
So obviously, people are super curious about it.
The official story about this floor is that it's kind of like a back office kind of a
space for like a service floor for staff working at the hotel.
The unofficial narrative is that the floor is full of all kinds of security and spy operations
to keep tabs on the people that are staying there.
So Otto himself grew up in Cincinnati and graduated high school in 2013 as salutatorium
salutatorian.
Salutatorian. Thank you.
You're welcome.
I did not graduate that high up.
So he would go on to attend the University of Virginia studying Econ.
He was super into travel.
He'd visited Israel, given his birthright citizenship from his mother's side, Europe, Cuba, Ecuador.
And he would have been part of a foreign exchange program with the London School of Economics.
So the picture is very studious kid, very goal-oriented, like very, very, very, very, very,
into like other cultures and travel and all that stuff he was in hong kong in december
2015 when he decided to visit north korea as part of one of the authorized guided tours along
with 10 other u.s citizens i think it was like 2 000 bucks was all it took to kind of get there
and stay there and again there's no money there's no constant money so everything's paid for
like it's on an all-inclusive vacation basically vacation in quotes so at some point
i saw videos of the near z party and looked pretty awesome actually it was like i think it was like
a rooftop bar or something of this luxury
hotel. It was all these Americans
and international
tourists and they're all just drinking
and getting hammered having a good time.
At some point
auto veers away from the group
and either using an emergency
staircase or pushing the numbers
four and seven buttons on the elevator
at once, he was taken to the fifth
floor where he kind of explored around a bit.
Oh my God, I'm so scared. Imagine?
No. I just like
come on.
I mean, I feel like drunk me, you could be talking into it.
I hope not.
I mean, definitely don't go to it.
If you think you can be, never go to a place like North Korea.
Yeah, no.
Actually, general rule, never go anywhere that doesn't have a U.S.
embassy, just like as a general rule.
Like, it's not good.
It will not be good for you.
Yeah.
So on his way out, he noticed one of the many propaganda posters that are up on the hallway.
This one says something to the effect of, quote, let's arm ourselves strongly with
Kim Jong Il's patriotism, and he tore it down to take it home as a souvenir.
It wasn't like he was tearing it down so I'd be like, fuck this.
He was trying to take it home as a souvenir.
He ultimately actually abandoned it and left it on the floor because he realized it was
way too big and it would be too obvious walking around with this thing.
And so he just let it be.
The next day, because it's happened at 2 a.m. on January 1st.
So the next day, January 2nd, 2016 is when he, along with his group, are at the airport,
waiting to depart when according to eyewitness testimony two guards approached him
tapped him on the shoulder and led him away so right before the plane departed guards boarded
the plane to announce that auto had fallen ill and was on his way to a hospital and that was the
last time anyone heard from him until february 29th when he was marched out during a press conference
to confess his wrongdoing and say that it was due to pressure from the u.s government in his local church
he was crying
he was clearly terrified
he admitted that it was like
the worst sake of his life
also as a reminder
he was Jewish
apparently US officials
told his family
not to raise to stink
about the religion thing
because they're like
what are you talking about church
like
and so he's like
dude it's bad enough
like it's bad enough
they think he's a Christian
we don't need
to drag Israel
and Judaism
into this at the moment
so they're like
just let this sit
ultimately he had a sham trial
and was sentenced
to 15 years of hard labor
for subversion was the official charge
he starts
his prison sentence and his family starts
working with first the Obama and then the Trump
administration to get him home because it's like
right in that overlap period
17 months
after his sentencing the North Korean
government agrees to release auto
but said that he had contracted botulism
shortly after being sentenced
it was seriously ill so
this medical team ends up taking
off from the U.S. going
through China to Pyongyang apparently it was a whole to do as well because they thought they had
the clearance to go from China into North Korea when somebody didn't have the paperwork or something
and so they literally had to like call the most senior people in the federal government to get somebody
to Robert Stamp this trip they were almost about to turn back because of this so eventually they
get to him and they realize they do an inspection of him there he's being held at
what's called the Friendship Hospital
and apparently
from what like the doctors reported
he was getting really good care there
I think the narrative was
we got like a whale here
like a very studious all American looking kid
you know like it was they thought
they had something special here with this kid
but whatever they did to him
it really messed him up because he was in a coma
when they visited him
so he would be taken
to the University of Cincinnati Medical Center
to assess his condition he was basically
in a vegetative state, medical evaluations
could not conclusively
determine what happened to him,
but scans of his brain showed significant
loss of brain mass.
His brain was like
mush.
Because of it was it botulism?
Or was it like?
So sort of maybe,
but probably not.
All they know is
that the kind of damage his brain
sustained is only
doable with a very,
very prolonged period of time,
without any oxygen.
There's some speculation
from others
who reported later on
that they think he was like
waterboarded
or was like temperate
like drowned or something.
Like there was something
that might have gone on
with him.
But the U.S.
said that there was no signs
of torture.
And originally
they said
there was no signs
of botulism either
but they also said
like there's a chance
he could have gone botulism
and then
it was mistreated
or mishandled
and then he overcame the botulism on his own
and we got him when he didn't have botulism
but there was no signs of it when the U.S. got him.
So about a week after arriving home,
his parents decided they would just pull the plug
since he was vegetative at that point.
He was 22 years old.
He ended up dying on June 19th of 2017.
A few weeks after his death,
the U.S. government would ban all U.S. travel to North Korea
without verification, which was almost only given
for humanitarian aid purposes.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Apparently, when the U.S. officials landed in North Korea to take his, at that point, basically his body back home,
the North Korean government handed them a bill for $2 million for medical care.
Can you believe that?
Isn't that amazing?
Oh, my God.
That's terrible.
Yeah, it was a really, really weird, horrible.
horrible situation.
Yeah.
There's one other story I came upon that is like the little dessert story that is crazy if it's
true.
We don't know.
But, and this is a quick one.
This has to do with the disappearance of a guy named David Lewis Sneddon.
So this guy was 24 years old in 2004 when he vanished in China or was reported.
reported to have vanished in China. So the Chinese government said he most likely fell into
what's called Tiger Leaping Gorge and died. But in 2016, this is what I'm looking at right now
on Congress.gov forward slash bill. This is a legitimate thing from Congress. So in 2016,
House Resolution 891 was sent for consideration.
in the house and in it gave a potentially different narrative on what happened to this this guy
David so the house resolution is basically just advocating the government spend resources and money
to further investigate this is this appearance instead of saying he's gone he's dead we don't know
what what happened to him because there was evidence that was reported and found that he might
have been kidnapped by North Korea so yeah tell me more why was he there so so
well he was there because he was just traveling like he was just like one of these like uh wonder wonder kid kind of people he was just traveling to china um what's interesting is that this part of china is a very popular path for north korean defectors to escape the country through and as a result it is riddled with north korean agents who are basically there to find defectors and take them back to north korea it is also
They have also had a history of abducting foreign nationals before in the past.
So the theory right now is that he was kidnapped by these agents and taken into North Korea
so that the North Koreans, their military, their officials, everything else can understand
Western dialect, mannerisms, culture, and also so that David could help teach Kim Jong-un English.
Yeah.
I have so many thoughts about that.
That's incredible.
Why don't they just get a TV?
Yeah.
Maybe it's easier.
So, yeah, technically he's on it.
This guy, David, is on his 20th year of being missing.
Wow.
Nobody knows.
Where is he from?
Where is he from?
I don't know.
And I just closed the house bill, which probably had it on there.
Let's see.
And like, yeah, like I was saying, like, why don't you just get like a TV?
yeah you know if you want to like learn english well i'm sure that like
is banned there right so there's that aspect so how do you actually get access to the content
when nothing is wired in the country for you receive that content cell phones also don't work
so like i feel like the supreme leader could figure that out but maybe that maybe he can't
i don't know hamburgers did you know that oh he did well that's when i said no i've definitely
watched like I watched one documentary one time when people were going in and like fixing people
like eye disorders and they would do it and they'd be able to see and then they would go right to
the picture and be like thank you supreme leader for this and you're like you wouldn't have
even gotten there if you were allowed to have good health care in the first place so weird it's so
crazy that's also why when people talk about like socialism in the u.s it's like this is
this is like pure communism and like yeah
Because about democratic socialism, like Sweden.
You know, we're not talking about North Korea.
Yeah, like, Bernie Sanders is not Kim Jong-un.
Like, I don't know where the two kind of overlap, but.
So, anyway.
And didn't Kim Jong-un?
He left for a while, didn't he?
So, yeah, I think that he...
Like, Bin Laden.
Like, they both, like, spent time in Western places.
I want to say it was Paris.
He's crazy, man.
Like, he has to be bad shit insane.
I can't imagine who the...
poor woman is that he's married to like he like he so he also ended up killing his half
brother at the airport was like a poison right yeah yeah someone that's crazy literally killed him
and then they were killed in the process like and then like he killed his uncle with like some
50 caliber gun that just liquefied him or something it was the guy's nuts I hope he doesn't get
this if you get this we love you supreme he's not going to get it he can't even get the internet
yeah that's good point um i read what did they do during covid
so i know that they were in lockdown during covid as well as the rest of the world was
um and that a big reason why tour the why they were like invested in tourism in the beginning
had to do with um what i mentioned earlier the kind of the black market because they had no
way of generating money the only money coming into the country due to
embargoes had to do with foreigners visiting um and so i think i think they went to a shutdown
during covid and that they just restarted that because they literally just needed the revenue
it's funny i looked at up the u.s the GDP the per capita GDP is like $81,000 per person
our economy is so freaking huge i know i know i know
like crazy i've also seen this stuff like the fake um like grocery stores and like the fake
department stores and stuff where people are just like standing there and they're
There's like no one that they're like, look how prosperous may have this beautiful store, but like no one's ever, it's not a real store.
Yeah.
So like what do they think that they're cosplaying when they're doing that?
Like what are, what are you thinking when you are at that job where you're fake working in a department store to make someone think that you have a department store?
Are you like, we're better than you because we don't actually have a department store or like maybe we should have a department store or you're like what?
You don't need a department store because the government takes care of?
But why pretend to you, though, you know, then?
I think the thing is that it just, this whole thing, maybe you think differently about money, for example, when it was like, money's just, can you imagine a world where like money's not a thing?
Like, money's just not a thing.
Like, you don't, yeah.
The government, there is no currency.
I mean, technically there's a Korean, the Korean one, which is the North Korean dollar, but it's like valueless and like it's like nothing.
It's like a piece of paper and also there's no reason to have it.
So it's so weird.
The whole thing is so weird.
And that's why they have such a strict control over engagement interactions with the West.
So one person somehow got like a SIM card and was in touch with like a sibling or a relative in South Korea.
And it was found out and they were like sent into prison because if you hear about BTS, you're going to be like, what the fuck?
If you're exposed to it, if you get exposed to it, then like that's where the, like, can you imagine you know, like I did that.
story forever ago about that one family in
Vegas where they just locked their kids and their kids
literally had no idea what anything was and like
yeah listen to Justin Bieber once I was like
what? Like it's like
that like you don't even know what you don't know
and that's why the government keeps the kind of lit on things that they do
but one fun thing
the funnest thing I learned about all this
was that for the longest time
North Korea and South Korea at the demilitarized zone
they had these giant megaphomes aimed at each other
and on the North Korean side they were
funneling in all this like
talk about the supreme leader towards south korea you know in south korea they're like playing
k-pop and shit yeah i want to be in the k-pop side a thousand percent and then at one point
south korea sends like a balloon full of like flyers about what life is like in south korea over
i think you wouldn't even believe it you'd be like i don't it'd be like going to like a medieval
peasant and being like look at this vr can you believe it we have vr now can you believe this can you
North Korea retaliated that time
by sending balloons full of their trash
I think weren't they sending balloons of poop
recently? Probably they probably added that
tacked that on. There was multiple times during heightened
tensions when they would stop and then they just resumed.
I don't know, man. It's good. It's not like again
there's something happening in the world right now between like
Russia, China, North Korea that is like
not good and is all leading towards like something it feels like i heard that north
greens are not fighting in on russia side in ukraine like yeah i heard that too happening here
that's like really bad it's bad i think this i think my my take on is like man like when
china's economy surpassed the u.s economy which is inevitable for it to happen that's when we're
like kind of not in a great spot yeah so anyways
We'll have to, we'll have to figure it out.
But it's also a good reminder that things could be, things could be worse.
Things could be worse.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It could always be worse.
Also, I never knew all this history about Korea.
I never even knew what the Korean War was about, if I'm being honest.
I have no idea.
No, uh-uh.
Me either.
And then, and then like knowing that that's the reason why the North Korea country,
the state was fully crazy
and then like Japan
what is up
why are there so many
atrocities
I know
what's that one camp
you know that camp
the man behind the sun
the movie they made
yeah I don't know
man
but yeah I mean
some very very bad things
yeah unit 731
yeah
Yeah
There's a yeah
Oh my God
Those
Rape of Name King
Yeah
Rough
I feel like
I've read things about that
It's absolutely terrible
I know
It like it like goes back
To the uniform truth
Which is like
Humans
Have a lot of capacity
To be horrible to each other
Yeah
There's just
I don't know
There's a lot going on over there
So, anyways, that's my fun little story.
Write to us if you've been to North Korea.
Yeah.
I think there's other countries that, like, are smaller
that people barely go to as well.
It's kind of, it's weird to think about that.
There's people just, like, living a totally different life, wildly different.
Yeah.
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