Door Bumper Clear - 10 - You can’t go wrong with bacon, wannabe cowboys, and turning 30.

Episode Date: April 12, 2016

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You're in. Hey, everybody. It's TJ Major, Spotter of the 88 in the Cup series and the 7th and Xfinity series. And once again, joining me today, my favorite little sidekick. Brett Griffin, Spotter for Elliot Sadler and Clint Boyer. and our other lovely co-host. Hey, it's KB from Junior Motorsports Sponsorship and Marketing. KB.

KB. Josh, producer Josh, man, you turned 30 this week. I did turn 30. He did. How's 30 feel? It's great. We got beer in here today. We do. Let's crack these things open.

We got some Oscar Blues brewery beer. Let's, if we wait till the end of the show, they're going to be hot. Might as well start now. I only got two pet peeves, hot beer and wet toilet paper. So here, Josh, cheers. Get a beer, Josh. Hold on. Hold on.

Let me. Don't be a. I'm sure you're hung over. Are you hung over? Yeah. I'm still hung over. Yeah. You feel better after you drink that?

K.B. brought us beer. Thanks for these Dells Pell-Ls. They're awesome. They're the mama's little yellow pills. Thanks to one main for bringing this podcast to your ears, music to your ears. So spot on, spot off. Already?

No. You guys want to talk first? No, I just want to BS about why you're already, why. I mean, we come in here. here and she's like it smells like a men's locker room it does not like a men's lock room it's like musty and like jock straps she's the first one to like get down to like she's already said her jacket stuff it's 105 degrees in here me and Josh got long sleeves on but we have cold beer so it's better today let me taste that you're not going to drink one what are you doing whole 30 or something I got to run

after this you can run after a beer I've run that's actually really good I've run no I'm allergic to beer you're allergic to beer I'm allergic to gluten and dairy remember why don't you get a gluten-free beer for you. Are you going to break out in hives? Are you Asian? I have a lot of Asian friends. They're allergic to dairy. Really? Absolutely. I'm not. I'm German. I've never heard that. How can you be German and they like beer and you can't drink beer? I know. Well, I can drink it. I just get kind of sick afterwards. So you're going to throw up. Projectile on you. Let's make a funnel one. Yeah. Funnel beer. Got gun it. So I went on the infield and saw your buddy, sloppy yellow. Slopie yellow. Yeah, I didn't get a chance. I didn't, You said you stayed at the tracks.

You got a good opportunity to go over there and see him. How was he? Yeah, man, he was awesome. He's a big dude, too, man. He's a big dude. Like, I wouldn't want to have to mud wrestle that guy. No, yeah, and they're usually pretty entertaining there. Me and Mike used to roll over all the time.

He was in studio here last week. I heard him. Yeah, I stopped in to see him, and I hopped on there to tell him how much that podcast sucked. Yeah. The only reason it did good is because... He cooked something wrapped in bacon. Yeah, he cooks all the time. And then he cooked something else wrapped in bacon.

And then his third thing... was one more thing wrapped in bacon. Yeah, well, you can't go wrong with bacon. You can't go wrong with bacon. He normally has, I normally avoid the food there because he cooks a lot of wild game. Yeah. And I don't get into the wild game stuff.

So he cooks a lot of that. So I avoid that. But he's a good dude, and he knows how to have a good time. So if he ever in Texas in turn three, go to sloppy yellow. He likes two things that I like. Tito's vodka. Easy. Are you sure this is arable?

And he likes the Gamecocks, man. He's a closet Gamecock fan. No. Yeah. In Texas? Yeah. How about that? Everything's bigger in Texas.

Do you see how those cowboy hats? I was just going to say that there were cowboy hats everywhere. Yeah. Did you guys wear ears on top of the spotter stand? Have you ever bought a cowboy hat? No. Have you ever bought a cowboy hat? Or chaps.

Never. Never bought any of those. No. Here's my, I've never bought a cowboy hat either. And here's why. What a cowboy's on? Horses. Horses and cows.

So if I don't own horses or cows, if I wear a cowboy hat, I'm a wannabe. Well, the last thing I want to be is a wannabe. What if you go line dancing? Are you having to ride that? I could go line dancing in Nike's. Yeah, he's got that big old black hat. You call on Austin a wannabe? Does Austin have cows or horses?

No, I don't know. I don't think so. If he has cows or horses, he's awesome. If he doesn't, he's maybe a wannabe. I don't know. He's damn sure not riding a horse to driver intros. Yeah, when he shows up with a hat on. You see what he's ride the driver intros?

Yes. Yeah. Hello. It didn't take us a little. How did Cowboy hats just went R-rated? Good job, Christian, bringing that up. I mean, it's definitely a, it's a dime piece horse. Yeah.

You're going to hell. Anyway, so maybe we should go to spot-on, spot-off now. Yeah, spot-on driver intros. For Austin. I may go buy a cowboy hat after all. It's attracting that kind of money. How about your day? If it's a chop and that kind of honey, I'm going to be a beat.

Anyway, where's the closest cowboy stuff? Well, that one at Concord Mills got busted. Hey, we can buy those horses that people put quarters in that makes it go up and down like a food line. So then we can say we own a horse and then we can buy a cowboy hat. Imagine if you actually got the whole thing and he got the base that moved on and stuff. Man, come over and ride my horse. You can go down to Whiskey River and ride the bull. Yeah.

Have you ridden the bowl? I have not. I love Whiskey River. No. Why? I don't know. You get tattoos. in sensitive areas, but you won't ride a fake bowl.

It's not about that. It's just I don't know who's ridden that thing. It's two weeks in a row. It would ruin this show. You know what I mean? Like a lot of people. I don't like rental cars because I know so many people have sat in them. What are you going to say next week?

Why was that bad? You don't think they hit it with some liceaw or something? I'm sure they do. It's a very clean place. J.R. does a great job. Josh, cheers, man. Yeah. Josh, cheers.

A 30 was one of the best years of my life. Josh, you ridden the bowl? No, I have not ridden the bowl. With their man tank and your tramp stamp showing? Yeah. With your butterfly hanging out the back? My back. This is taking a turn.

All right. Spot on. All right. Spot on, spot off. J.R.M finishes 4th, 6, and 7th at Texas. Spot on because I was the 4. Spot on because I was the 7th. We had the front rear cover there.

It's really cool, man, when you can all finish in the top 7 and be consecutive. That's awesome. I mean, we all know JGR classes of the field. They've got the most speed in the beginning, but after five, seven laps, it kind of evens out a little bit, but they usually build up such a gap by then.

It's hard to overcome it. But Junior Motorsports guys are working hard, and they're chipping away at it. And it was good to see Dale Jr. hop in there run good competitively, and all the cars right there. Like the 7 had some trouble in qualifying, got to start in the back,

and it's good to see us all finish right together. and be competitive. Yeah, we started really fast with Elliot's one main car. I saw you coming. And, man, we were flying. And then Dale Jr. was struggling early. And I think us all working well together ultimately is why we ended up where we did. We had some tough trouble on pit road a couple of times and made us lose a lot of spots.

So really awesome to see Kevin bring a fast enough race car to come from literally the back, back to seven. I will say that you will never see Dale Jr. start an exfini race other than Daytona or Talladega and take off. Yeah. because he always likes to put run. He always likes to get one run on the tires and see what they do before he goes because you've got to drive those cars harder. They're hard. You're on the gas, way more in a cup car.

So you'll never see him take off in the beginning of a run. But what you got next? Heat races are coming for the Xfinity Series at Bristol and Richmond. Spot on, spot off. Spot off till I know I'm getting paid for it. I mean, spot off to, yeah, there might be a truck driver up there. he might have to get off the grill and go up there and do their heat race Dale Jr. We argue about this heat race idea. Don't let him mind to you.

I do like it, but I already told Dale Jr., I'm like, hey, you know, what you're going to pay him for that heat race or do you want the truck driver up there? And he was like, oh, the same amount of laps for the, you know, they took a lapse away from the race. I'm like, oh, it's a green flag, buddy. There's a green flag and a checker flag. That's another race. TJ's getting rich.

I am 100% spot off on this heat race deal, and I'm going to tell you why. we have a lot of great sponsors here at junior motorsports. When we start these heat races, if for any reason our cars are in a wreck and are not able to continue, we are not allowed, if we total our race car, because Mike Harmon, who is two seconds off the pace, parked sideways in the middle of the racetrack. Most time three.

And we teeboned him and we kill one of our cars. We destroy our cars and we can't continue. We do not get to start the main event. So whoever came up with this format, clearly was high on something because you can't take your well-paying sponsors and put them in jeopardy to not be able to start the main event and be on TV in front of the millions of viewers that ultimately those sponsors are paying to be in front of spot off I'm pissed the more racing the better spot on what's race if you do your job you want a problem a 50 lap heat race is not that's a feature at most of the race is 10 to 15 laps there's not going to be much passing it's not segmented one to two it's segmented ABC and then everybody works toward the A. This format is a great idea,

but to tell me that my car, I can't pull out a backup car for the main, that's ridiculous. Yeah, see, I have a problem with that. If you're going to put your car in more danger, you should have an option to be able to, you know, most of the backup cars are already scaled and set up. They just have to roll them out,

and it'd be nice to know that the worst-case scenario is that you can roll that out if you do wreck, and, you know, Mike Harmon does forget to turn in turn one and cleans out four of us when we're passing among that five for the fourth time. If you get lapped in a heat race, you should be kicked out of the main. There's a lot of problems.

I think you and Josh could out drive him. In your rental car. In your dirty rental car. Yeah, all the people that have sat in it. That's right. Ew, gross. Oh, my God. You got a rash.

Jesus Christ. Dale Jr. lights up the Twitterverse with a banana mayo sandwich. Bristol will be selling it. Yeah, really? of it will go to our foundation. Dude, that's awesome. Spot on for sure, man.

If you live in the South, you grew up eating this sandwich concoction. If you didn't, I'm sorry, you missed out on a hell of a good time. You're from Germany, Josh is from here. TJ's a Yankee. You guys probably didn't eat this stuff, did you? We have mayonnaise sandwiches. Yeah, and I feel just fine, not eating it. There's two things.

There's probably three things that you can keep down here. That's that thing, that sandwich right there. Liver Mush. And what else was it? Grits. Grits. Grits. Go ahead.

Just keep it all down here. Grits are God's gift of being from South Carolina. I will say this. My mom put a teaspoon of sugar. She added that onto the sandwich. So it was mayonnaise, peanut butter, banana, and a little bit of sugar. Manez is good. I love mayonnaise.

Yeah, manas is good. Manez and cheese sandwiches is what I used to eat. There's three things you drink in the South. Sweet tea, ranch dressing, and mayonnaise. Drinking ranch dressing. If you got a restaurant, you better have an abundant supply of those three things. My daughter eats ranch. Like, I usually eat ketchup.

Because she was born here. Well, I ate ketchup. I'll put ketchup on ketchup and eat it. Let me tell you. Dels Jr. cooked me a liver mush one time because I was like, dude, I'm not eating that. He's like, no, just try it. He cooked it, and it was burnt like a hash brown. And he was like, it's the only way you can eat it.

I'm like, well, I can see why. What is it? I don't know. Is it like blood sausage or like up north they have scrapled? I guess it's liver. It's a mush of liver. It's a musch of liver. It's disgusting.

It's a texture gross? Just listen to the word, Kristen. It's like eating a hash brown. Listen, listen to the word. Liver. Mush. What you think it is? Yeah, you're not running behind.

Wait, you're not running behind a liver with a rope going mosh, mush, mush. It's liver. You know, like a dog. Mush. But like from what animal? Cow. Pig. Oh.

Yeah. It's awful. I agree with T. My sister loves it. She eats it. Like, that's her go-to breakfast. They have liver and onions up north where we're from. I don't eat liver.

I like rabbit liver. It's kind of, I mean, it's kind of like a hot dog, though. You're never, you know, I'm not really sure which animal it's kind of from. You know there was a study recently that actually found human remains in hot dogs. That's gross. Yeah. I could have had human remains in my sweet potatoes last night. I cut my finger off.

He did. And then he took a picture of it and sent it to all of us. Do you like it? About, I gagged. I almost threw up. It was disgusting. We should put that on Twitter. Do you think I'd get in trouble for posting graphic content?

Like half of my finger laid on a counter? Yeah, which put not safe for work. Yeah. Man, I'm going to tell you what that was gross. It looked like a fake finger that you got out of that catalog that used to come in the mail with all the little bag full of like, you know what I'm talking about? What is he talking about? The Oriental Trading Catalog.

You remember that? Remember how you used to buy the Oriental Trading? You could get like a bag of fake stuff or something. It looks like it. It looked like I cut off a guinea pig's toe or something. And first of all, the nail on it was like an inch long. It needed to be cut. Dude, it hurt.

Well, this is what my nail looks like. But when you cut it off your finger, No, that other one had more hanging off. It's because of the way I cut it. Do not ever cut sweet potatoes on a mandolin. God, it's painful. Do you take anything for it? A beer.

Yeah. All right, back-to-back short track races at Bristol and Richmond. Should they be more spread out? Brett. Man, I say spot on the more spread out. I love short track racing. We're running three out of four tracks in a row of short tracks. I'd love to see us run more during the summer.

You know, it's going to be 60 degrees. probably for the high at Bristol. I'd love to see us back there in June. I think spot on, I'd like to see more short tracks in general. Back to back or not, I'd like to add more than to the schedule, regardless of, you know, if they're close or not, I think the more short tracks, the better. Here's the thing about these short tracks. Martinsville, Bristol, Richmond. If I live in Charlotte, North Carolina, I can drive to all three of those. It's really tough for me to drive to all three of those in a one month span,

because that's expensive if we take and unfortunately all of our short tracks are in the south so i think we need to build more of these short tracks spread them out more across the country because what we try to do from a racing standpoint is pretty smart we start in Daytona where it's warm then we go out west where it theoretically is warmer so by the time we come back east you know we're in the spring of the year and it's not freezing cold right we try to go up north once the summer gets here you know june july august is when we go hit michigan and new hampshire and wakins glen and all this places like build some short tracks in those markets so that during the summer we're in there at the right time of the year and we're producing good short track racing yeah i like them i like

them i know they're close but i'd be cool to have some in some other places too whether you know i know people probably aren't realistically going to drive to all three of them anyway you know you're going to go to one or two maybe it'd be hard to man it'd be hard to anyway regardless if we had 20 short tracks on the schedule you're going to pick two or three your favorite ones and go throughout the summer but it'd be cool to have one and you know jeff gordon's possibility building one. Is he? I thought he was building that one in Canada, maybe.

Canada. I like Canada. There's all kind of good things that happen in Canada. Yeah. Wow. What? Canada's awesome. How many Canadian listeners do we have?

I speak Canadian. My brother lives in Canada. See? So you don't like Yankees, but you like Canada. You do realize they're right next to you. They're nicer than Yankees. People from Canada aren't stuck up assholes. They're nice.

I mean, I spend a lot of time in Canada. When I turn 18, you go to Canada. Unless you're in the French part of Canada. Quebec. Quebec. KB speaks French, remember? That's true. She's a French Polysai major.

French Polysai. I used to go there all the time because we could go there to drink at 18. So we used to drive there. Oh, yeah, you go straight in Buffalo. Yeah, you go across the Peace Bridge. Yeah, you go across the Peace Bridge in Buffalo. And literally, when you cross that, Niagara Falls and all that, it's like right there. Yeah.

Niagara Falls is beautiful. I went there for the first time this summer. We would rent limos and just all pile in and have the guy drive us up there. We'd go up there and drink and drive us back. 18 is that illegal age? When you get back to America and you're drunk and you're under 21, that's okay. You just can't drink here. Is that the way it works?

Pretty much. Yeah, you can come over drunk. So if you're a listener and you're between 18 and 21, disregard everything TJ just told you because you're kind of breaking a law. Not really. When you're in germ, Rome, do as a Romans? How does that work? I mean.

When in Rome? When in Rome? As long as you didn't consume the alcohol in the United States. You're not breaking the law. Exactly. But they can get you for underage drinking. How? If they're intoxicated when you get back to the United States.

That's a crappy law. Walking while intoxicated. How's that? It's a thing. It's just called the law. It's a gray area is what it is. It's called public intox. It's great.

Josh would know. So if we leave here sober and we go to Canada and get a nice little buzz and then we come home, we can get public intoxicated. This country sucks. How can you get public intoxication if you're in your own home? Well, that's not public. That's private intoxicated. That's what he said. No, but if you get pulled over in your limbo coming home from Canada

and the cop decides to breathalize everyone. Yeah, but I mean, we're not driving. Why would you breathalize everyone? Because you're under at age of 21. And you're drunk. I mean, why is he checking our IDs? All right, never mind. Moving on.

You guys ready to go into Fastlane? Already? Are you going to read this? Do you think everyone knows what Fastlane is? No, they did not. Maybe you could tell us to paragraph what Fastlane is. Rebuttal. I'm going to give TJ and Brett a topic to debate.

Alternating who responds first. Each of them gets 30 seconds to voice their opinion, and whoever responded first gets a 30-second. Rebuttal. Four of the topics will pertain the racing, and two of the topics will be what we consider off-the-wall non-racing topics. Is it getting hotter in here? No, you're just reading 100 miles an hour off your script.

All right. Brett, you're going first. Truex dominated the race on Saturday night. Ultimately, he lost. Cole Purn and his crew chief. Crew Chief made some comments both in the media and on Twitter. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Should Cole be a little more careful about what he says?

And where and win? I don't know Cole Pern, personally. I know his lead engineer Jazzy very well. But this dude's comments about Lugano, and now his comments about he made himself look stupid on TV, is phenomenal. Like, if that's what he feels and he feels like being candid on social media, then I say give this guy an A-plus for not being politically and corporate correct

and letting us see who he is as a person. I like people having access to and actually happen to answer after the races and stuff. You get a lot of true feelings right then. You get a lot more out of people, but you definitely have to be careful what you say. You can say what you need to get out there, but you need to do it in the right manner

where you're not making people mad and upset. So I don't know. You just got to be really careful. You ultimately answer to your sponsors and your team owner. Well, in their case, for the most part, that's one guy. Barney owns the team. He is a sponsor with his mattress company. Yeah, they have Bass Pro in the car.

I know Johnny Merritt. Morris, he's a huge hunter, a great dude. He was probably cool with this guy being himself. Man, we need more of people showing their true colors, good or bad, to make this sport authentic and to not be so dressed up. To an extent. To an extent. Yeah.

It has been 25 years since the last consecutive weekend sweeps. Do you think that Kyle could be the first to sweep three weekends in a row? I mean, he's always been strong in Bristol. I don't even want to. talk about Kyle. T.J. You just start it and ding it because I don't even want to talk about Kyle. Brett. Unfortunately for all of us, Kyle won a championship last year.

He took the pressure off of himself. We've yet to see the best of Kyle Busch. It's still coming. That's the bad part. He's only going to get more and more dominant because the pressure's off. Him sitting out for the broken whatever he had ankle only helped him really get his mental toughness straight. We're in trouble.

Yeah, I see two sides of Kyle There's a side of Kyle that's coming off turn 4 winning Martinsville You know screaming on the radio What time is it haters Then you got the guy that signs a hat for a lady in the car You know, he shows he's come a long way over the years He's growing up a lot but he still has a lot of growing up to do And I don't talk about him

And before we go to the next thing I mean this wasn't his race to win No, this is another like you said He rode around behind us majority of the time We were in front of him He didn't do anything six, seventh all night. He let the race come to him.

And when it was time to go, he beat Lugano on a restart and took off. And there's no guy that you want to have to restart against more than Kyle Busch. He is the best. Hornaday, but Hornaday could go to the cup level. Kyle Busch and Hornaday are the two best ever at restarts. Kyle is in a cup card. You do not want to have a rebate. Ligano's good, too.

Ligano's good on restarts. That was right there and he beat him. If Cole Pern makes the right call, he wins a race. Unfortunately, he did. Martin's car was so down. I've not seen a car that dominant in a long time. It was good. Have you?

No, it was fast. So that race call opened the door for Kyle to win. Kyle's restart God, that's why I won. Yeah, he did everything. He let it come to him and pounce when he had to pounce. That's what a lot of guys can't figure out how to do in this sport. When you have a fifth place car, run fifth with it. It'll come to you.

Yep. You'll get an opportunity, and that's all Kyle did. And, you know, he didn't, he's smart. We talked about it on the show. If you're running top five, you have a chance to win. Yeah. And he did. Honestly, he was barely top five.

a lot of times. He was fifth, seven. He was seventh a lot. So yeah, congrats to him. So sarcastic. The old Bristol was filled with beating and banging. There was really only one line to run well there. The new Bristol has multiple lanes and you can go three wide. Which version do you guys prefer? Brett? I like the old Bristol for people being pissed off at each other because it was a bump and run racetrack. I love the new Bristol because it is a true racetrack.

You have to set the guy up. You have to make the pass clean. And very rarely do you see anybody intentionally dump or move somebody with a new Bristol. Man, I hate to say it's a tie, but for me, it's a tie. Yeah, he's pretty close right there. I like the old Bristol, though. I like the idea of the guy a little bit slower, being able to move him a little bit, and being able to know the guy, if I move you into the corner, I know the next corner, you're going to have a shot of me.

So I better do it right or do it generally. otherwise you're going to be able to get back to me. Now they can't overdrive the corner because they hit the fence themselves. And you can't go in there and plow under the wall yourself. I mean, you could. But, you know, I prefer the old Bristol. As a race fan, I'd prefer the old Bristol because it would create it just tempers. You know, as a racer, I prefer the new Bristol because it comes down to the methodology of passing somebody

and doing it the way you're supposed to do it. When will Dale Jr. get his first cup win, T.J. Man, I was hoping would have two or three by now. I don't know. I know we got good cars, and he's really good at Bristol. I think we have a shot at Bristol easily. I think he gets it before we get to Daytona in July. I mean, Dale Jr. is running extremely well, which is sport needs.

You know, like you want to see Tiger Woods play well if you're a golf fan. You want to see Dale Jr. run well if you're a race fan, and they're fast every week. They're top five almost everywhere going. It's good on a lot of these short tracks. He's already won at Richmond before. He's good at Bristol. I wouldn't be surprised to see him win before July. And honestly, had we not got that caution with Josh Wise Saturday night,

we could have been in Kyle Bush situation and won the race. So, yeah, I think we're right there. I think, like he said, he's just on top. He's having fun right now, and he's fast. So it's fun to work with him. He's fun to watch him. I sent him him. Did you see his tweet yesterday?

I didn't. So I sent him just a text. match, just like, hey, man, you know, good job yesterday. Normally you see the drivers mess up, and I told him, like, I didn't see you make many mistakes, good job, good run. Yeah. And hey, Justin Algar is here. Justin's here.

You want a beer? He's already got a beer. He's going to die Mountain Dew. So he screenshots it and tweets it. Yeah. Nice of him, huh? Yeah. It's like post-race text from your spotter.

Yeah, private conversation. I didn't really know he was going to do that. Yeah. The first off-the-wall topic, Brett. Danny Willett won the Masters over the weekend. Incredible accomplishment for anyone. How do you think Jordan Spieth felt having to present him the green jacket? Oh, it was so awkward and sad,

knowing he most likely would have won it had not been for that total meltdown on 12. He's a class act, though. I'm the king of looking like an idiot when you start these off-the-wall topics. I followed the Masters. You did not watch the Masters yesterday. This is my 30 seconds. I followed the Masters on Twitter, and I saw that some dude I had never heard of one. Englishman, yep.

Englishman. So congratulations in my Englishman voice. And for Jordan Speeth, I'm a huge Under Armour fan. I love their clothes. He had 13 logos on when he was wearing yesterday. I went to Under Armour last year, and they told me what he was going to wear in two years from now and the master.

So huge Under Armour fan, huge Speeth supporter, Haiti lost. I don't watch much golf either, but I watched yesterday the second half yesterday, and I actually watched the meltdown. It reminded me of a game app we used to play World Golf Tour. A lot of the spotters got involved in it for a little bit. He hit the water twice in a row. Bogie. That's some stuff we would do in that game, man.

The second time he hit him in the water, I mean, he just absolutely chili dipped it. And it went 20 yards into the front. Chili dipped it. That's a golfing term. Oh. Wow. Yeah. I thought he was saying we got chili to go with this beer.

I was about to get excited. Do you get anything else to add to that? Golf is a very hard game, and you have more fun when you're drinking beer. So that's all I got. The second off-the-wall topic, TJ. Will Smith won the MTV Generation Award last night. What's your favorite Will Smith movie? Again, these are Josh's questions.

I mean, I was a big fan of Will Smith back in the day. I mean, probably... Getting jiggy with it. Yeah, getting jiggy with it. Men and black. I say my favorite Will Smith movie is the one where he has to go get all that bandage reel and he swells all up. Hitch. Hitch.

Yeah. Hey, any guy can sweep any girl off their feet. All he needs is the right broom. Okay. Here it is, a groove slightly transformed, just a little bit of break from the norm. Just a little something to break the monotony of all that hardcore jam that has got to be a little bit out of control. It's cool to dance. What about a groove that soothes and moves romance?

I love Will Smith. Holla. Kristen's sit back down. I forgot the question. Stop twirking. Kristen's on the table twerking. Shut up, you idiots. I always wanted to rap on hair.

That was fun. Did I kill it? I killed it. Will Smith's awesome. What was the question? It doesn't matter. Will Smith's awesome. I went with Hitch.

Men in Black. Yeah. I liked the girl in Hitch, too. But summertime was our great song. Eva Mendez. Yeah. She's gorgeous. I just ran a concussion.

I hadn't watched it yet. I haven't watched it yet either. Yeah. You know what I rented? Did he rap and concussion? Prank Wars or whatever it is. Yeah. You would.

I almost know that. I wish now it is. Yeah. I'm a big fan of the legend of Bagger Vance. Yeah. Josh loves to golf. River runs through it. Was he on that one?

Oh, he was not in that movie? Are you sure? Wasn't he a fly fisherman? Pretty sure he wasn't in that. He was a fly fisherman. I'm going to go with negative. Oh, it was Brad Pitt. Yeah.

I get those confused all the time. I don't watch a lot of movies. Obviously, you chili dip that one. Oh, man. Can Brad Pitt wrap? I'm sure in the shower. Everybody can wrap in the shower. Bill Smith can wrap.

So he's better than that. No way. So. So producer Josh chose what he thought the best or funniest asked DBC questions from Twitter. I didn't even tweet that this week. Did you tweet it? I did it earlier this morning. He did it about an hour ago.

Oh, whatever. I got home at five. What time did you get home on Sunday? Oh, I think I, I think we landed a little after five. We landed at 3.30. Where'd you go? Did you fly home with a team? I flew a Brad.

Where'd he finish? 16, 17th. They had a loose wheel and we just had all that green flag running. Well, I got home. I landed at 430. How'd I beat you home? I don't know. We went out of the airport a little bit north of the track, too.

And he's not fast after the race. He's not? No, he takes his time. He went out of Denton. Yes. And, I mean, he's got to get Scarlet ready and stuff, and they got to do all that. I wouldn't fly home if I had a baby. I just take a night.

I mean, if I had a kid. A night race. He's talking about Greg Kozlowski. That's the reference to Brad. Yeah. I mean, if I had a kid, I wouldn't leave at three in the morning to fly home. I'd probably, yeah, I would stay home. I mean, I would stay there at the night.

just go home in the morning when you get up. Stay on the bus and go home the next morning. Yeah. I got home at, we landed at 4.30. I got home at 515. You literally, the next day is just destroy. It's hail. Yeah.

I mean, I don't even think I'm caught up yet. No. And I've got my little girl got up at 645. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. They don't know you got home. Oh, no, no. And they don't care either.

Daddy. Daddy, I want to wrestle. Oh, boy. My kids went to church and I slept, so I didn't get a few hours in. Oh, I just got woken up and jumped on. And she calls it. How about the preacher? Richard didn't rap.

No. Probably not. Maddenham balls. He might have done a Christian rap, though. He could have. A Christian rap church would be fun. Let's start one. That's not a good niche.

I don't know, man. We're all looking at each other like, this probably isn't the best force them to do a Christian rap church. I mean, I can wrap. Can you guys be Christians? That was a joke. T.J.'s looking at me like, what? You're holding a beer.

You can drink. Drank wine? Oh, that's not wine. We can make it in a wine. Are we supposed to be doing something? No. We're doing the Ask DBC questions. Oh, yeah.

It's called hashtag. Hashtag. Ask DBC. And then you guys are going to choose your favorite question after we're done, and I'm going to send him in LA outside their autographs. What? I saw somebody this weekend, and they walked up to me, and they said, man, I just want you to know a huge fan of y'all's podcast.

I was like, oh, that's cool. He said the funniest thing that's been said on this show. far as Kristenmingle.com. That's not going to die, is it? Nah, no. Not until you go out with Travis Campbell. We're going to get you engaged before this season. I don't want to get married yet.

Bling, bling. It's fun being single. Oh, how much fun? Dude, have you listened to her comments the last two weeks? She's telling us how much fun. She showed up with a six-pack. I told you all last week we need a ceiling fan in here. It's hot.

I can't take it. Are you guys ready? Yeah. TJ, what is the meanest thing a driver has ever said to you during the race? Oh, man. I would say back in the day when I was working with Dale Jr., he got so mad. He got so mad. The car was really, really bad.

This is probably six years ago, and he got so mad that he was loose into the corner. He was passing something to the corner, and your natural instinct is when we're past them, you clear them when they pass the car. So he would pass the car, and I'd be clear. well, he started flipping out. He was like, I, blah, beep, beep, beep, beep. I only want to hear, I don't want to hear anything.

I'm like, well, this is like telling me not to do my job. So he's like, when, you know, from now on, all I want you to do is say clear. And as soon as you say, I'm coming up. So he's passing a car. And I don't say anything. And they get real close off the corner, they bought wreck. And he's like, God, were you not going to tell me he was still there?

I'm like, you told me not to say anything. And he's like, well, still there's okay. I'm like, are you kidding me? So we got into a big argument. This is the only time. And I actually quit spotting for about 30 laps. And yeah, they were messaging me and all sorts of stuff because I didn't say anything. And they were like, are you still up there?

Are you still there? Sorry. It's a water bottle. That's a water bottle. I would probably say that. A crew chief has actually said worse to me. Slogger Labby cussed me one time because we got rid into from behind. He told me I called a rat.

back too early. Too early. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Slugger. That's your boy. No, that's your boy.

I like Slugger. I like Slugger too. He was fun. I mean, I like Slugger because he came up from Pops and he's got a lot of pops and stuff from him, like a lot of habits from him. But his cussings aren't quite the same as Pops as Cussings. Pops is Tony Sr. Tony Your Senior, and he was a lot of fun. He would cush you one second and then he'd be your best.

friend two minutes later you were like okay cool i don't think you guys ever said anything mean to me i do such a great job and you're so charming and i yeah i mean it's that southern charm i will tell this story real quick though so i was spotting for michael waltrop in the band-aid car and uh i had to do a coca-cola appearance with elliott so i could not spot the race so i got a stand-in spotter who i will not name and i said man this guy's done a lot of races i think you'll do a fine job for you here's your substitute and on the exfinity side it's not odd for that to happen. On the cup side, these guys never have substitutes unless our

normal cup guys get in serious trouble. So long story short, I get him a substitute and the race is going on and Michael keys up the radio under caution and he goes, hey, Richard. Richard goes, yeah, Michael, I got you. He said, hey, man, the next time they ask you to come spot for me, you find something else to do. Oh my gosh. Which I'm guessing meant he sucked. So Richard was not asked to come back. That was a very nice way of telling him. I got some text messages after the race. I suck at finding subs. So maybe it wasn't the things said over the radio,

but the things received via text. Poor Richard. Yeah. What a nice guy, too. Yeah. You know, I thought you weren't going to say his name. Well, I didn't say his last name. His real name's Dick, but I'd said Richard so that we wouldn't call him.

Yeah. Coleman? You just screwed that up. What about Coleman? The beer. No more beer. No more beer. Truth's serum.

You didn't get cost of time, Elliot ran into the back of that car at Martinsville? Yeah, that was, I already told that story. I know, but that might have been the worst cussing you got from a driver. Man, I wasn't even watching. I was using a bathroom. I'm just saying. Speaking of using a bathroom. You're not allowed to go.

We're not done yet. We keep drinking these beers. When was NASCAR at its best or is it now at DMH underscore 13? I think NASCAR was at its prime in the early 90s, man. I was in college high school. The cars were moving around. They were on bus by-spot tires. Super, super fun to watch.

The cars look like real cars. I do think, though, we've evolved a lot in the last two to three years, and we're putting a lot better product on the track. My only suggestion with this current product is take the side skirts off the cars. We're slamming these cars down a lot like IndyCar. There's no air going underneath the car, which means that we're at optimal downforce, very low drag, so much grip. I thought Texas was going to produce a lot better race than what it did,

and I just have to see if we take the side skirts off, put Team Valence back on. But our racing is, is low. Light years right now of head of where it was when we had that freaking wing on the car. Yeah, I don't, I think it definitely went taking a turn for the better in the last two, three years for sure. I think it's at its best, probably the 90s as well, man. You didn't miss a race. Like when it came to Watkins Glen, we didn't miss a race, man, you went. Yeah.

They have Uber in Moresville. I might need an Uber. They have what my brother does it in Cornelius. Yeah, they have it in Quirno. Tell him turns falling on it. I'll bump him. Oh, man. I think it's best probably the 90s and now on its way back.

90s was awesome. Yeah, the 90s was awesome. Mark Martin won like three or something in a row at the Glenn, didn't he? Yeah. So they put cardboard cutouts up along the fence. Like every year he won that had another one. The 90s, the cool thing about the 90s too is there, you know, even the 80s. A lot of new guys came along and had immediate relevance.

We're seeing that again. Chase Elliott. Holy cow. T.J. called him to win rookie the year. I called Blaney, but man, Chase Elliott is doing it. Dude, he slings it around the top and like, like, he just, he's unreal, man. How far he's came in the last three years is. He's running better right now than Jeff Gordon ran all year in that car last year.

He's fast, man. Dude, that is a crazy analogy. He started on the back Saturday night and slowly worked his way up, man. The next thing I don't look at him, he's eighth, and I'm like, I knew he was a good driver. I won a championship here. We ran against him when he did it. I mean, I gave the guy props, but I had no idea he was as good as he is.

Martinsville was a big character builder. I know they struggled. And Vegas, was it Vegas or Atlanta where he got caught up in that? That wasn't his doing at all. He got caught up on a backstretch rat. Yeah. So I don't think, he's good, man. Him and Blaney are both going to be here for a long time.

He's hands down the biggest surprise of the year for me. You? What's your biggest surprise this year? Man, I don't know. It's the biggest surprise so far? I mean, I think him and Blaney, both being where they're at right now. We said they'd be good. Yeah, but we're genius.

Most rookies don't come in and, have this big of impact right in the beginning. And for Ryan to come in with, with, you know, what he's working with. Yeah. And, you know, Chase taken up. I mean, he took over for Jeff Gordon. Pressure.

Jeff Gordon. Hashtag pressure. The dude, most of us have posters of him on our walls when we were little. I mean, he won everything, man. You still do? You still got your Jeff Gordon. Oh, maybe. It's amazing.

And he handles it. You never see him crack either. Oh. And he's not out there turning guys. He's not out there doing it. way he's doing it man he's doing good i love watching him race yeah i agree from at improv queue what is the most important trait for a spotter to have i just did improv rapping um man the reality is this we have to be able to say what we see and in some circumstances say what we think is about to happen before

it ultimately happens we're all using for the most part the same lingo the question is how quickly can't we say it. When we did the tandem racing back in the day, we had the opportunity to all listen to each other. And I learned very quickly that, you know, it's not what you say, because we're all saying the same thing. It's how quickly can you deliver it and can you say it before it actually happens? Yeah, they, you got to have a, you got to, the driver has to understand you. You have to, you have to have that relationship with the driver to where they know what you're saying, even though everyone else might not. They got to know what you're saying. And trust you. Yeah, I ain't trust in talking to them.

And trust is built sometimes off the racetrack. I mean, yeah. I mean, Dale Jr. probably trusted me before he heard me spot. And then not, oh, man, this kid can spot too. Awesome, man. We've got to be my spotter. I was buddies with Elliot two years before I started spotting with him. Not buddies.

We were professional buddies and became personal buddies. And I was probably buddies with Clint five years before I started spot for him. So if you know that guy gives a real crap about you, you're going to trust him friend to friend. I would much, when we talked about this on another show, I would rather have a guy spot for me that I know cares about me than a guy who could care less. Yeah. You agree with that? Yeah, absolutely.

You have that, you have to wait until, you know, you don't have to send that awkward text in the middle of the wig. Hey, are you still mad? You know, you know, like, you don't need to have to. I never worry about that. We had a wreck this past week. Unfortunately, we were in the back because we had a hole in the nose. So we had to repair the hole in the nose. we start dead last and Austin Dillon wrecked a full straight away ahead of us.

So they start wrecking. We're in turn two. I see cars checking up. I look forward to see why they're checking up. I find Austin Dillon wrecking. I tell Clint what I see. I look back and now we're being wrecked because we got run over from behind. Clint saw all the cars check up before I saw him.

And I texted my race, hey man, that's my bad. I was zero help in that wreck. It wasn't that I made him wreck. But it was certainly I didn't help him not wreck in that wreck. So, man, if you're not buddies, that's a very, difficult text to send or phone call to make and you know my his response was hey man it's all good you know it's part of it so i saw that wreck happened right where we were at i saw it coming because

we were actually going by on the inside because you were probably like what fourth we were up there yeah somewhere in that area i saw it happen but when one someone was running second yeah he was uh bright in that area third somewhere there terrible place for a wreck to start so they uh won won montoya got to know with david gillan there one time. And so they got into it on the straightaway. And most of the time, when they get to the straightaway, the spotters automatically go to the corner and head.

We don't look at the straightaway for something to be happening. We go to the next corner. So I look up in the next corner as soon as I see Dale Jr. get straight. And he, um, they start wrecking in front of him. And he's like, TJ, where are you doing about? I'm like, man, I'm sorry, I was looking at the next corner. Sorry, I thought 42 of the best could get down the straightaway without wrecking. I guess not.

He's like, oh, good. point. That was all that was said about it. It's like, cool. Anytime you have a restart and they wreck at the very front of the pack, it has some potential to be a Talladega plate-style race wreck, and that's what it was. Yep. Huge.

From at SVT, Cobra John. Oh, we've heard of this guy before. Yep. He's a repeat tweeter. Cobra John. Who is your five picks for the NASCAR Hall of Fame? Who are your picks for the NASCAR Hall of Fame? I don't even know who's in the eligible.

His subject verb conjugation right there. Should we null avoid the question? He must be from South Carolina. Pageland? Oh, maybe. God bless them all. Josh, fix the grammar and a freaking tweak next time. Hey man, they're supposed to be legit.

It's authentic questions. I don't know who's, have they already picked the five for this year? I don't know. To me, they're adding too many too quick. They're going to run out. Early classes needed big classes. Now, no. Every driver that's one in this sport has an impact on the sport some way or another.

Lake Speed? You think Lake Speed did? Well, he got hit by Michael that one time. He got punched. Yeah, he got punched. Buckshot, Jones. Yeah. What's all about it?

Buckshot. I didn't want a cup race, though. He wanted a Bush race, Expeonity race. Real man like Bush. Beer. Bush beer. That's what we're... Well, we're not drinking bush beer today.

I don't really know who's eligible or who hasn't been picked yet, so I'll have to pass on that question. I don't even want to hear from you after your last two weeks. What was the question? No, we're going to go to the next one. Because we don't know who's in and who's out, who's eligible, who's not. Basically, everybody's in it already. Everyone's in the Hall of Fame. I will say this.

There's a spotter named Bob Jeffrey who should be in it. That guy has been doing this. I think his Social Security number is three. He's been doing it that all. Do you think you guys will ever get inducted in the Hall of Fame? Bob Jeffrey should. That guy has won so many championships, Daytona 500s, Brickyard 400s. Social Security numbers.

This guy is one more races. than some cup drivers have even started. He's the most glorified spotter in NASCAR history. Does he still spot? Yes. Yes. He'll be spotting when your kids are born. This guy's, he's the man.

He's been around. His Social Security card might say three of it. It's also etched in stone in his wallet, just so you know. Yeah, he was on the frontstones. If we do it by most popular, I'll get in. At Teal Jaguar asks, what did your go-to? It's T.J's ego putting on peat. What is your go-to snack food, the one snack you can't live without and would take with you on a deserted island?

Bretzky. I think we got it right now. I'm not a big snacker, but I like Starburst, orange starburst. No one likes orange starbursts. Are you kidding me? Those are the best ones in there. Really? The pink ones are the best ones.

I throw away all the other ones. The yellow ones are. Throw them away. The yellow ones are pointless. My friends at M&M still send me. Just bags of the orange ones? Because of orange starburst. Those are nice friends to have.

What do you take? What do you snack on? I like the mini starburst. You ever have them? The unwrapped ones already? They're minis. Oh, are they good? Yeah.

You don't have to unwrap them. You just grab a handful. Yeah. Stickiest spit ever when you're done. But I mean, we should put that in the shower hit thing? Oh, a bunch of them. Yeah, that'd be bad. You could do that.

Let me tell you what happened Saturday. So I took a, I brought, somehow I had a candy bar that I don't normally eat candy bars. I'm not a big, I'm not a big candy eater. Yeah. So I took it and threw it in the freezer in the truck. I was going to bring it up and eat a halfway or something, rain delay or something. And it was an Oreo cookies and cream Hershey Bar. Which are, you ever have them?

I'm allergic to dairy. Have you? They're good. They're phenomenal. They're good. They're probably terrible for you. So I go pack my bag before the race and I'm like, all right, let me get up here, get my candy bar out. No, it's gone.

Who ate who? Someone stole it? This is the question. So I'm like, I'm like, who ate my candy bar? And so we have a garbage can in our truck and you push the, you flip the door open and you can look down in it. Right there, the empty wrapper. But let me tell you, the suspect also took her plain Hershey bar and put it in there thinking I'm not going to notice. The old switcheroo.

Yeah. Kind of failed at it. So we did our meeting and all that. I asked everyone at our group chat and I posted, who's that guy at Liam Nielsen or whatever? You know, I did some gift files of I will find you. Neeson. Yeah. Taken.

I'm like, I will find you. Never heard of them. Yeah. So, yeah, that kind of ruffled my feathers a little bit. I was a little angry. So who stole it? I don't know yet. Nobody will admit to it.

Oh. Wait until they take the one out of there this week. They're going to be mad. I'll find out of who's going to the bathroom. Put some vizine in it. Yeah. Then you'll know. You got any?

Yeah. We got tons of vizene. Yeah. How'd the spotter cam go? I don't know. I, uh, you know, when you wear that stuff, you don't know how it goes. A lot of people did tweet me saying it's awesome views. And I mean, I agree.

Again, I'm sure a night race that looked different than a day race. Did you see my Snapchat? Uh-uh. Yeah, I did the NASCAR Snapchat up until the race. I was on it for a second. Yeah, I took a picture. I went around and did all the spotters and I drew some glasses on some guys. So can people reply to you on Snapchat?

No, they don't reply. I don't think so. I was doing it with the NASCAR deals. So you do it and then it just goes out there. Yeah, just going out. It just simmers. People just want. It's a story.

So it's a whole, everything I did was in its own little story deal And it built up, people would just go in it for like every, for three seconds, it'd be you, three seconds, someone else I mean, I just went around did a bunch of different stuff and people seemed to really like it a lot That's cool. Just because I was doing, people, there's never cameras up where we're at stuff like that. They don't ever get a view on what, I took pictures in the stairwell where we have to hang out most of the time. Right. Yeah, because God forbid a spotter be anywhere other than the stairwell. Yeah, lightning outside. Put them in the stairwell.

They'll be good. We're instructed. Do not go anywhere other than the roof. Okay, well, it's lightning. You still can't go anywhere other than the roof. Yeah. Spotters, get off the roof. Where you go, I don't care.

Don't care. Just don't go anywhere other than the roof. Yeah. Great instruction. Thanks. Confusing. I took a lot of pictures. Spoters, Lives Matter.

Hashtag Spotter's Lives Matter. We've said this before. I did. So I took Pish stairwell and people sitting down. You know, some guys don't, you know, they don't trust me to begin with. So, Rocky wouldn't give me. a picture. So I took a picture of him pushing me away and I said Mr.

Happy or whatever and drew an arrow on him and stuff. Yeah. He's also called the mayor. He is the mayor. Rocky spots for Michael Annette. Yeah. He did Jeff Burton when we all called him the mayor. He's the guy that if something's wrong we'll go to the NASCAR officials

and make it worse. If we're being honest. But yeah, Rocky's the mayor. There was a lot of good ones though. Are you getting cold? Why are you putting your jacket Yeah, what's up? Yeah, I just put my jacket on. I'm hot. You're not hot?

It's because you're jabbing, jawing away. I'm just listening. Got any more rants? Do we have a winner this week? I think Kristen Mingle should pick them. I like knowing the meanest things people say to you. Makes me laugh. I do like the NASCAR when it was at its best.

That's somebody thinking about the sport and stuff, so. But, Chris can pick it. Kristen. We'll go, Kristen. Every time. Okay, she gets mad. I don't have a rant this week. I've already one of my rant about this freaking heat race concept,

which is a great concept, but you've got to fix that issue. So tonight I'm off to see the Gamecocks play baseball at North Carolina, and tomorrow I'm going to see Justin Bieber in Atlanta. That's awesome. Yeah. Oh, is that why we're doing this today? You know, me? Yeah.

You want me to take a selfie with him? Yeah, he's going to be a believer for a night. I should get extensions in my mind. You're taking your daughter? No, I'm not taking my daughter. His shows are too provocative for kids now. Who are you going with? He's not with Disney.

I'm taking Claudia. I'm taking my wife. Date night. Date, date drive. Date concert. Date drive back. You're going to grab his ass? I would give Justin a pat on the ass.

I know you would. I would give him a good game pat on the ass. Who would? Yeah, with a squeeze. Everybody likes a little squeeze. Oh, so next week I'll give you guys some. Chris, do you have any ring? Rants?

Going to rant. Yeah, let's hear you rant one time. No. I don't have anything. So I see you tweet about some stuff I have no clue about. Cycling? Yes. Yeah, the Paris Roubaix was this past weekend.

Oh, really? What's his name again? One day. Cycling classics. Say his name again? France. Paris Roubaix. Stop it.

Here's my rant. T.J. is annoying as hell. That was a good one. So you're into the cycling. Do they have another race coming up or is it just like once? every month or something. No, they have tons of races going on. Most people know the Tour de France, and that's one of the big three.

Tour de France. The Tour de France. That's a big one. Even I know that's a big one. They have tons of them. So last weekend, they had the tour of Flanders. Flanders. Hey, so you guys want to.

Do you have that bike that has where you ride, like, you have that bike, like the Tour de France bike where you ride it and like it has a video playing in front of you? No, I've seen those. Those are really expensive. They're like $20,000. So you've looked into it. No, the commercials come on during that. How much is a really nice cycling bike?

Mine costs $2,500, and it's a specialized, and it's a pretty good bike. Jesus, $2,500. Does it pedal itself? So you've got a motor hit in. But you can always upgrade all the components. What do you upgrade? Will you put disc brakes on that? Oh, pedals.

I have disc brakes on mine. I don't know Walmart had bikes that cost $25 million. So what upgrades do you get? You can upgrade the components to, like, I don't know, Shimano pedals. Auto drive. Like, disc brakes aren't on all bikes. They're relatively new, so those are really expensive, too.

I thought the point was to go, not stop. When you need to stop on a dime. Man, you throw your ass off. You're flying off the front. If you have to stop on a bike, if you're clipped in. Those things don't stop on a dime unless you go over the handlebars. Clipped in, you got a seatbelt. You clip your into the pedals.

Oh, so what? You just made a butt signal. No, the shoes, you clip in. You clip your shoes. Yeah. So if you crash and you're clipped in, what happened? You fall over with the bike. And it just stays with you.

It stays with you. You need an injection button as part of your upgrades. I'm not getting that one. That's how I keep, yeah. $2,500 to bust your ass with your bike. If you don't clip out fast enough, you're... That's how you keep wrecking? Correct.

Maybe bicycle rides not for you. I know. It's probably not, but I love it so much. All right. Yeah. Who doesn't love, love. Hey, so Josh, we got you something. We did.

We got you a cake. Are you excited? We got beer and cake. He's not even drinking his beer. What it was. It was Josh's birthday. Can have beer on your breath around here, man. It doesn't matter.

It's a low calorie, low cholesterol, cholesterol, no sugar. Here, take the top off. What is that white stuff? It's, I don't know. I got an arist eater. I'm not so sure we should light that in here. Why? Well, there's a one, I mean, it's a sprinkler system.

It'd be great if it comes all the hot as it is in here. That's not. What's that? I mean, it's not. It's a fireball. It's one candle. All right. Well, whatever.

He needs 30. I have to take my headphones up. All you're 30? Oh, it's that down. I don't know how to light a match. Oh, you can't light it with your phone. You have an app for that? That's really strong chocolate.

I may lose my finger again. Oh, yeah. Oh. Fire. Fire. Fire. Watch out for your hair. We're going to have a Michael Jackson episode.

We're trying to make this friend. Drinkless system, come all. These balls is the worst idea. I can't even do it. My fingers broke. Are you all going to, like, silly string me? No. Here, give this to him.

This is to make the fire. Okay, ready? Are you going to sing? Oh, you do it. It's slippery. No. I don't want you to do that. My skirt's too short.

I can't get up. You got leggings. Here you got, man. Happy birthday. Thank you guys. Is anybody else going to sing? Happy birthday to you. Cha, cha, cha, cha.

Happy birthday. to you Happy birthday, dear Joshua Happy birthday to you Oh, I'm money shot in Mine's starting to dribble Oh wait, we should blow the candle out

Because this might burn a street Are you still video and get the camera blowing out Piece it together I got green goo all over me It's disgusting It's hot there You guys missed it I totally missed it

Who shot it on the window? That was Kristen, I think. Mine was pink. Kristen, you're terrible. Josh is super pissed right now. I'm just picking all this. So Josh, we said as your birthday, because you get to clean the studio.

Oh, fantastic. Thank you guys. Look at his face. I wouldn't eat that cake, man. Did you see his face? Did you see his face? My aim was awesome. I guess we should.

We still got to do predictions. TJ won last week. That's the first. Second. If you take out that other, if you take out that bonus we are. Here we go. Oh, poor Josh. Josh is never going to get all of this silly string.

You only turn 30 once. My pick out ran TJ's pick for 300 out of 334 laps last week. But with five to go, Matt's pick crew decided to take crap. So this week I'm going to stay. Give him this for the trash. I'm going to stay with Matt Kins. just to give T.J. a shot because Matt's luck's been terrible. So T.J.'s got a chance to win again this week.

So are you picking? I got Kinsets. Oh, let me think. I think he should pick himself. He said Del Jr. is going to win. I don't jinx myself like that. I will go. Who's going to be fast?

Sorry about the mask, Josh. If you take that ball, you can actually get a little case and keep it to commemorate this day. I could do that. I'll take the two. Keselowski. Crashelowski. Kraselowski. That's what I've been calling for years.

Somebody sent me a tweet the other day when Ricky the 17 spun out and said, Ricky Spenthouse. I was like, man, that's not nice. Ricky? He's good, dude. You mean Recky? Rekie Spenhouse? Ricky Spendhouse?

He finished top five this week, right? Sixth. What do you do? He was in there. It's officially out of your hair. Hey, he made this podcast so he did something right. You don't make this podcast unless you're good or good at it. That's very true.

You made this podcast. You're doing it right. We don't have Dale Jr's audio. We don't have special guests. I got to ask this question. What? What is the two things? How do they cram all that gram?

I need help on two things. So this is a multi-question. No, I will not shave your back again. Mike Davis sucks and beat Mike Davis. What do they both mean? The same thing. Same thing. Yeah.

What does it mean? Basically, we're just having a little friendly competition with Mike on how his podcast sucks compared to ours. And his is the Dell Jr. Download. His is the Deljure Download. Yeah, it's not the Mike Davis download. So I should stop listening to that one. Am I helping his ratings? Yeah, probably.

Yeah. Go on there and rate it with a one star or no stars or something. We need to just see the competition is, you know, this is a new one. I mean, this is brand new this year. Mike's built up a following over the years. And they do have some cool features like the calling and stuff, but they just don't have, I mean, they just don't have the actual talent, like come in and sit there like us. Yeah.

We've got expertise with me and you. We got talent with Kristen. That's true. Yeah, Kristen's definitely the talent. But I will say this about Kristen. She obviously can't read her text messages because she screwed this whole birthday thing up, slam up. TJ, stick with me here, having the conversation. Clint.

Hey, Clint, ADD. Clint. I'm just zooming out here for second. Josh is moving on there. Do you remember what the concept was for Josh's birthday? What we were going to do? Yeah, I thought we were actually going to pariscope it afterwards. Yeah.

Well, okay, so because this ran so late, everyone's at lunch and no one came in to periscope it. Well, I was going to make a quick text. You guys take lunch around here? Yeah, well. Josh's lunch is right there. So Kristen videoed. Where are you going to put this video? You can scrape the top off right and still eat the key.

Yes, you can. Yeah, yes, you can. Kristen, what do you do with that video that we just got? Yeah, what are you going to do? So I'll give it to Natalie or Mike Davis and we'll get it up on the social media's. Okay. So you guys can at least watch us spray. Josh.

When TJ sprayed him in the face. I did. Sorry. It's my go-to. That's not. Just aim right over the face. That was not in the strike zone. The strike zone is between the boobies and the knees.

That's what the coach taught you a little league. Did you see Josh when we started? He was like, oh my gosh, I'm sweating. You've been sweating. Maybe you need some swath. Thanks, one main and exalted studios here in the exalted studio for letting us put this on. We're going to have to start taking. commercial breaks.

We are. The show's getting too good for us to put all this content in one hour. Any commercial breaks. Thank you guys for my birthday cake. Beer? Explosion of silly string. Happy 30. Happy 30th.

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