Door Bumper Clear - 18 - Moring After Memorial Day, Bruising Cows, and Mike Davis Interrupts DBC

Episode Date: May 31, 2016

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Starting point is 00:01:07 And you're listening to Dirty Moe Radio. Outside, door, bumper, clear the 18th. Best car I had here in a long time. You're going to do it. You're going to win it. Right with you. You're clear. Check the flag.
Starting point is 00:01:19 You win. Oh, yeah. Do you want inside information? You will not be able to repeat it to your kids, but you will learn and you will laugh. Door, bumper, clear is on. Hey, everybody. I am T.J. Major. Spiter of the 88, the 7xfinity car, and the 29 truck.
Starting point is 00:01:46 You're joining me today with a headache is Brett Griffin. Spotter for Clint Boyer, home of the redneck birthday party, and Elliot Sadler, and our lovely co-host. Hey, guys, it's KB. What's up? Headache as well. This is what happens when we record after a holiday weekend. So, T.J. brought everyone Chick-fil-A. I did bring Chick-fil-A.
Starting point is 00:02:05 He had a plan. Thanks for chicken biscuit. TJ's not hungover because he thought he was going to be working a day. Yeah, I was going to be going to a Loudoun test, but there's only four cars there, and it didn't turn into a spotter mandatory deal, so I didn't have to go. Did they fly up yesterday? Yeah. Who went?
Starting point is 00:02:23 So the NASCAR planners, first of all, we don't allow testing anymore, but the NASCAR planners, after a 600-mile race on Sunday, want teams to fly out on Monday to go test in Loudoun, New Hampshire. Yeah, it's not close. I mean, that's one of the... Seems convenient. It's not far, but it's stupid. You know, it's tough on the guys to come back and race till late, you know, Sunday night,
Starting point is 00:02:49 come back, have to pack their bags Monday and leave their families on a holiday. But it's just part of it, I guess. So they'll get tests all day, Tuesday, all day, Wednesday. Come home Wednesday night. Guess what they do on Thursday? Test a Pokemon. They leave to go to Pocono. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:04 And if it does rain, the test day, the rain day is Thursday. And it's even more brilliant scheduling leading into our week off that Monday, Tuesday. I think they're testing Kentucky after Michigan. Yeah. That's awesome. That's awesome. Kentucky's such an awesome track to go to. I'm spending my 32nd birthday at Kentucky.
Starting point is 00:03:25 You are. Yeah. You guys want to throw a party. Yeah. There's a really nice. There's a shoe show right beside Kentucky where the girls come out and all they're wearing a shoes. That's it. We'll go to the shoe show.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Oh, lucky me. Happy birthday, Kristen. Let's do it. You have more fun at shoe shows when girls are with you. You do a lot, especially in Kentucky. And you can, if they're just wearing shoes, you can just focus on the shoes. That's why we're calling it a shoe show. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:03:54 We're talking about looking at shoes. It's a shoe show. Shoe show. Don't get any funny ideas. Listen, Josh says, Josh says it's a lot easier when he does. that to beep anything out. Well, I just want to make sure he has enough to do today. Stay busy, take it quicker.
Starting point is 00:04:13 She got flustered. Damn it, Josh. She got flustered. So what did you do for Memorial Day? Anything? We had a birthday party to go to. It's hard when you, like three of, did you know Tofer? Had a baby?
Starting point is 00:04:28 No, I didn't know he had a baby. Yeah, he had a little boy. That's cool. Me, him and Brad all lived next to each other in townhouses back in the day at the Dale Jr. owned. We all have babies born in the same. day. Oh. Every single one of has the same birthday. Like, it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Yeah, she was in labor for two days to get to May 19th. Yeah. So now we have three, we have three people born on May 19th. Like baby. Yeah. Wow. That's cute. Cute baby. So we all have to kind of plan parties. We have to schedule parties, you know, kind of
Starting point is 00:04:59 combined parties and each one has their own individual family party and stuff. So yesterday we had one to go to and... That's three guys. it's actually debatable if they should even have reproduced. That's actually very true. If he'd have known me six to seven years ago, you'd say, he should not have a baby. Ever.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Sterilize him. Should not have had a kid. You castrate him. Yes. I probably would have agreed. I'm not going to lie. But it was fun. I'm glad I didn't.
Starting point is 00:05:27 And it's been a lot of fun. It's probably changed me quite a bit. Yeah, it has changed you. What did you do, Kristen? Anything fun? Just a family party. Yeah, family get together. You get drunk with your family?
Starting point is 00:05:37 She sure did. Yeah. Hala? Who drinks more? Your mom or your dad or you? She's 30. Her. Probably.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Do you? What'd you drink? Oh, wine. Well, right, like I have a gluten allergy, so I can't drink beer. We had wine and then they were making margaritas. Can you drink all red wine with a gluten allergy? T.J. actually called you gluten girl before you got in here today. Gluten girl.
Starting point is 00:06:06 I said I got gluten girl fruit cups. gluten girls I guess better than some of the other you've said to me why do I keep swearing I don't know but I was nice I'm like I can't get it
Starting point is 00:06:16 I didn't want all of us to eat in front of you and you not have anything I know just watch you enjoy your chicken menus or whatever you had I can still smell I can't smell them
Starting point is 00:06:24 they're not big but it's actually the hash brown things that are still in there you can't have them yeah it's just potatoes oh well I get them go ahead
Starting point is 00:06:32 have them I don't want to get fat no potatoes are bad real bad all right so thanks for having the studio and... One main, man.
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Starting point is 00:07:00 This is the weekend where it's free money. So you need to sign up this week because it's free money. I feel like we got a good chance. we're pretty good at Pocono, so I mean, I would take a chance with this Exaltza thing and see you end up. I am. So the Coke 600,
Starting point is 00:07:19 guys, the longest race known to man. It actually felt like the shortest race. What's so fast? I don't remember it. I know. Well, you're still trying to finish it. Yeah. You know, that race is awesome. I mean, it's so much history with that race. I do wish,
Starting point is 00:07:37 though, we saw an awesome start race that put on better racing than the Coke 600. And we had two different rules packages. So I think you got to think that they're thinking, let's expedite this process and get this new rules package in place. What do you think, T.J.? Yeah, they're definitely pushing for it kind of fast. I liked, when we started that race, I thought the racing was good.
Starting point is 00:07:59 We started and had a little bit of daylight still. Guys can make up a little ground on the top and have some, you know, have some different lanes. As soon as that sun went down and it cooled off, Everybody kind of... That takes to the bottom. It's so much grip. You could go up top, but the best you could do is maintain.
Starting point is 00:08:14 And that was still a stretch. So, you know, I like it. I would just run that thing on Saturday on the hot of the heat of the day, man. I would. Don't go up against Indy if they, you know, unless, I mean, you could, I guess. But I think we need to race. That track's got a lot of character in it. Indy starts so early.
Starting point is 00:08:33 I mean, it starts at noon. Yeah. So we could start our race at 3.30 and be fine. Yeah. And race during the day. They mean nobody's doing the double. Yeah. So, but it, it was, uh, the Xfinity race was great.
Starting point is 00:08:43 It was awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Because it was hot and slick. Dude, I haven't, in a couple of them resource, man. We were, you know, I know you gotten caught up in that, that oil deal, but the racing was really good. I mean, we had watermelon boy leading it for a little bit. Who's watermelon boy?
Starting point is 00:08:59 Ross. Ross. Yeah. He was leading it? Yeah, he was leading it? Yeah, he was on blocking looking like a maniac. Kind of, but I was in the four? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Oh, yeah. I remember that guy. Yeah, but I mean, it was hot and slick, and he was even, yeah. Why is he a watermelon, boy? They have a watermelon farm. Oh, yeah. Is he in South Carolina?
Starting point is 00:09:19 See from South Carolina? Florida. Oh, because we're home of watermelons. So, take, don't know any idea of Florida. South Carolina. Pageland is the watermelon capital of the world. That's not true. Okay, read the sign on the way to Myrtle Beach.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Okay. We got a sign on everything. Are you serious? Hell yeah, I'd love to argue this, but he's probably right. Google Pagelon, South Carolina, Watermelon Capital of the World. I want to know what y'all's thoughts were during pre-race at Cox-Cent or when it started sprinkling.
Starting point is 00:09:46 I want to know what your thought was when you picked questions. I looked at my... Oh, you have a watermelon festival. I have Weather Tap app, which they renamed to something else. It's called Zoom Pro now. And that app is phenomenal. So right about 30 minutes before intros, it looked like a cell was coming.
Starting point is 00:10:06 It did. And then when that sprinkling started, the cell dissipated to nothing. So, like, I was like, man, we're actually good to halfway. For about five minutes there, it looked like it was going to get pretty heavy for a minute. Off the back stretch there, it looked like it had potential to get heavy, but it never did. And we, I mean, we didn't have to fight it. I'm glad. But I thought we were going to be delayed there for a few minutes.
Starting point is 00:10:28 I mean, I was ready to avoid the rain. It looked like it could have got hard. A lot of guys packed up and left the roof. I never left because I have the best technical. technology, Josh. We're on it. Okay. That's what we did. Yeah. What were you thinking? Uh, it didn't matter to me. You had more time to drink. What were you drinking? Yeah. I was drinking a Miller light. He was in the infield. He likes Miller. Miller likes like fishing. It's damn near water. You know they make angry orchard in a can now? Really? I never knew that stuff could be put in cans. Apple beer? It's good. You like apple beer? I like angry orchard. It's real. You can only drink one or two because they're sweet. Yeah, they're so heavy, too. Yeah, they're sweet.
Starting point is 00:11:10 I don't. Yeah, they're really sweet. All right, Pagelin is the watermelon capital of the world. If I tell you, if I tell you. And you have a festival every year, it says. It's a watermelon festival. If I tell you tomorrow's Easter, go die your eggs. I'm not a liar.
Starting point is 00:11:25 I speak the truth, girl. Is there a lot of watermelon farms there? Hell yeah. Sand, man. We can grow some watermelon. This is sand. All right, you guys ready for spot on, spot off? I hated watermelons.
Starting point is 00:11:36 growing up. Yeah, I still don't like them. Well, no, because it's 100 degrees and you got to load them in a truck. You about die. You worked on a watermelon farm? You had to. I grew up in a working family and working culture. So did I.
Starting point is 00:11:50 I was a cashier at Walmart starting when I was 14. Everybody should have to work in either retail. I don't think so. You should have to work in retail or a restaurant before you become an adult. I don't both. I haven't done restaurant, but I did. When I first started, we would bail hay. We were, in my community, there was a lot of dairy farms, and we had a lot of cows and stuff.
Starting point is 00:12:08 So we would bail hay, and the farmers would come pick us up and would ride in the back of their trucks to the farm. And we'd bail hay about seven of us, and it'd be like $7 for a full load. We thought we were rich, but we were getting. Bail and hayes are worse than watermelms. Oh, it was bad. The ones we did were 50-pound bails and made you itch. Yeah. So I messed up the first couple times I did, and I wore a short-slee shirts.
Starting point is 00:12:28 Josh probably never worked anywhere. Josh, you worked. Never once worked anywhere. This is my first job. spoon-fed kid. This is his first job. Posting a podcast. He walks into a producing job with us.
Starting point is 00:12:42 When you were bail hay, if you didn't have long sleeves on, it would just eat your arm up. If you were the switch positions, like you get to top of the barn would make a line of, you know, I'd toss the bell to him, he'd toss the next guy. If you were the guy on the top of the barn, it sucked because you could not breathe up there. It's so hot. It looked like you made out with a tiger. You'd be so scratched up. It was bad. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:03 And then they started using white. Bales. We never did those. Yeah, they switched to wire bales and that hurt even worse with your hands. But, hey, man, went from that to Office Max for a year to. You worked at Office Max. Yeah, then I went to Gateway Computers. Get me in the air conditioning.
Starting point is 00:13:20 With the Gateway Computers, yeah. That was the computer of choice in college. Oh, that's fine. In 1994, 95, 96. That's about a little after that's when I, well, I worked for them when they were pretty popular. Yeah. And it was, that was the only computer. After Apple.
Starting point is 00:13:35 Well, it was that and a Macintosh. It wasn't even called Apple. Yeah. It was called Macintosh, and they blew. They were terrible. Basically, if you didn't buy a compact, that was what, there were so many of them, but they were so cheap and everything was integrated inside. You know, the top of the line was the gateway. Integrated is a big word.
Starting point is 00:13:52 You've been hanging out with Joe Madison. He says that word a lot. Four syllables. Wow. Congratulations. Yeah. Plus the box. I mean, you got a cow box.
Starting point is 00:14:01 Kind of box. Yeah. When you got a gate. You got a box that had a bunch of cows on. You know, it's had like the spots on it. I don't have seen a cow's box. Yeah. Well, you ain't going up a dairy community.
Starting point is 00:14:12 Then have you? Watermelon community. Have you ever milk cows? Hell no. You know cows bruised too, right? Uh-uh. Yeah. They're milkers?
Starting point is 00:14:20 I may have, I may have punched one one time. You punched a cow? Yeah, kick me. What an asshole? Dude. They don't know what they're doing? Yeah. Cows are defenseless.
Starting point is 00:14:30 This is like early 90s. The thing made me really mad. I don't think the year changes whether you should be assaulting. In the early 90s, it was okay to punch cows. I mean, these dudes do not. The documentary featuring T.J. majors. And they bruise. And they bruise.
Starting point is 00:14:50 Yeah. It's not good. How do they bruise? When they got fur and hair and stuff. They bruise. It just turns like... Where'd you hit it at, man? On the side of the leg.
Starting point is 00:14:59 He was really only like three feet tall. Pita is coming after you right now. They probably will. Peta. That cow deserved it. You know what PETA stands for? People eating tasty animals? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:11 Yeah. Could you imagine not eating animals and just eating greens? Bark, tree bark and stuff? I'd be a hill. Josh, you want to come over, man? I've got some barbecue bark we're going to eat tonight. This guy out here, can you hear us? You don't just eat vegetarian stuff, do you?
Starting point is 00:15:28 No, he's a meat eater like us. See? It ain't normal. Look at him. Oh, yeah, he's a big boy. Yeah. All right, spot on, spot off. Fast is Coke 600 in history at three hours, 44 minutes, and eight seconds.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Spot on. Spot on, man. That's hard to argue that. We wanted to go home. We did. I mean, it's just like... Hey, what was the longest? Do you have that?
Starting point is 00:15:53 I don't have the longest. My God. I'm sure it was rain delayed. Rain delayed. Three days, three and a half days probably. We ran that race in the middle of the night at one time. Yeah. Like two o'clock in the morning.
Starting point is 00:16:03 morning about seven, eight years ago. It was fast for, obviously, by obvious reasons, no cautions. You know, we only had a really one or two cautions. I don't even know if they were legitimate. Were they? One wasn't, I don't think, but especially the one we were on pit road. Yeah, the last one. The one where we were on pit road when they threw it
Starting point is 00:16:23 and the whole field was getting ready to pit the next lap. My biggest pet peeve is a caution in the middle of a pit cycle. I know. That is the worst thing that you can do. If you've pitted, if you haven't pit, You're like, ah, we got you all. But, I mean, that late in the race with that many green flag runs, why do you want to mess with people's positions that much?
Starting point is 00:16:41 They've earned where they're at. With that many green flag runs, if you had a seventh-place car and you drove to the seventh, you've earned that. Yeah. Why not? Now you're going to take that car and put him in 20th because he pitted, you know? When in a lap later, in another two laps, the whole field was going to cycle and it was going to be fine. I think we're going to talk about that in a minute.
Starting point is 00:17:00 Yeah, well, jump on head. That was a preview. I'm in my rage session at the end here. I see your blood pressure going up. Spot on, spot off. Trux wins. It's the most sentimental win of the year. I don't think you can spot off that one.
Starting point is 00:17:19 I don't know if it's the most sentimental win of the year. I mean, Matt winning was pretty sentimental to me. Martin's been fast. He's won races last year. He's been competitive or, you know, he's not, it's not like he's not been in condition to win. He's going to win a lot more races. I say spot on.
Starting point is 00:17:35 I didn't see Victory Lane, but I heard he was crying. And he and his girlfriend or fiance, I'm not sure if they're engaged or not. Who, by the way, she looks hot with short hair. Yeah, super hot. Sherry looked awesome, man. Yeah, to tweet her, I'm like, do not let your hair grow back out. But anyway, spot on, man. I mean, anytime you can make a guy cry, I'm about to start crying.
Starting point is 00:17:54 Yeah. That's awesome. True X is a good friend of mine, too. And he's going to win a lot more races. he probably should have eight more wins than what he has now, and he's just had a lot of stuff happen. But, you know, it's really awesome to see him win and see the emotion come out. Anytime somebody wins, there's emotion like that.
Starting point is 00:18:13 You know, it's a big deal. First time I met Martin Truex, we raced in Sonoma. We all flew home. We all hauled ass to Del Jr.'s house. We piled in his Tahoe, and we left at, like, midnight, and drove from Del Jr.'s house all the way to Daytona Beach, Florida. and Truex was running Bush East at the time. Is that what it was called?
Starting point is 00:18:35 Yeah, it was East Series. He was in the Bush East Series, and I certainly had heard of him. I'm in the car with the guy for eight hours, and all I know is he's Martin. I don't know it's Martin Truex. So for eight hours, I'm like, hey, Martin, what are you doing up there? And we're BSing, and the next day I finally figured out, man, that's Martin Trux Jr. Obviously, he's a big cup star now. But that's the first time I ever met him.
Starting point is 00:18:56 That's funny. First time I met Martin was in Daytona when he was getting ready to run the chance to stuff. Oh, yeah. He came to the 500, and we had known each other a little bit because we had, we had, we had race on the computer. Me and him and Del Jr. had raced together a little bit. Right. He'd come down, and he's kind of quiet. Very quiet.
Starting point is 00:19:12 So me and him kind of, we were real quiet, and I'm usually not very quiet, but we finally got talking, and that's when Del Jr. won the 500. And me and him spent the whole race hanging out with each other and stuff, and Dale Jr. won the race, and we were standing there on the edge of the grass. We weren't sure if we should go out there or not, you know, all the bud guys running out. Yeah. Jay Gwynery's running out there. Jeff Clark, everybody. Yeah. And we're like, man, I think we should just stay here.
Starting point is 00:19:36 They're back here in a minute. So we tried to get to Victory Lane, and we couldn't. I wouldn't let you in. No, well, we were like, it was a mob scene. We couldn't even get close to it. The next, I might have told you before, but so we're standing there. Next thing you know, these two hands, we thought we were getting busted or something. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:52 These two hands just pick us up, basically, and it's Jeff Clark. He has both of us by the back of the shirts, and he's carrying us into Victory Lane. Like, jeep, man. He is. He is. good dude too so but yeah very it's awesome for martin them i'm happy for him spot on spot off Toyota wins eight of 13 in 2016 for for the sport man i think it's spot off because they're dominating i read a stat last night and sent it i think to tj and any of you guys i mean Toyota's dominating right now
Starting point is 00:20:21 and and these other manufacturers better get to it yeah i agree and they've had a lot of luck too so they've had a lot of things handed their way with caution at certain times and stuff but definitely spot off I hate Toyota he's bitter about Toyota spot on spot off
Starting point is 00:20:43 and I would like to preempt this by saying since you guys gave me crap last week I actually watched it you did yeah Alexander Rossi rookie wins the Indy 500 100th running spot on man that's awesome it's awesome spot off I hate to see a few of miles race unless I win it like I mean
Starting point is 00:20:59 I literally, I'm just sitting there watching this thing like this. This dude is 15 seconds off the pace. He's cruising. It is part of racing, but this is the Indy 500. So I'm just going to say spot off just because. Yeah, I would. It made it exciting, man. If he wasn't trying to stretch it on fuel, it might have just stayed.
Starting point is 00:21:18 We might not have any excitement at all. No. So. A lot of passes for the lead. What did you think about it? Your first time watching? I thought it was. It was tough.
Starting point is 00:21:25 I was actually like trying to read the rules and stuff too and how it's different. from like R racing and other open wheel racing. So I was trying to get. I thought it was entertaining. They wave a green flag and everybody goes. And then if something happens, they wave a yellow flag and everybody slows way down.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Somebody gets in trouble. They throw the yellow. They get safety workers out there. And then they throw the green again and everybody goes again. And then the checker flag means it's over. So between the green and the checker, what did you think?
Starting point is 00:21:53 Let me, let me. I thought it was entertaining. Okay. Pit Road was entertaining. Well, they wrecked more on pit road than what, like, car is and stuff. So the guys I'm watching race for the lead are running well, obviously.
Starting point is 00:22:05 I get in the car, I drive to the track. Elliot was cooking ribs at his bus, and I get to the track, and I'm like, man, where's Townsend Bell and Hunter Ray? Hunter Ray. He's like, oh, they all wrecked on pit road. And I'm like, well, dang it. Yeah. Yeah, I missed it.
Starting point is 00:22:17 And the amount of people that race. Spotters fault. 150,000. Sick. We used to get $250,000 when we went, and they wouldn't sell as many tickets to our inaugural races because they didn't want us to beat the indie numbers. And clearly, $350,000 is just unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:22:35 So I heard a little story about that, though. What's the story? I heard there was a huge concert in the infield, and they had people playing during the race. You haven't been able to hear? Yeah, well, that's, yeah, I'm telling you, I mean, it was down, I mean, if you're at the stage down there, they said there was a lot of people like, was that Scrillex or whatever,
Starting point is 00:22:52 that guy, he was playing during the race. Yeah, I never heard of that guy. So, you know what I'm talking about? Scrillix. Yeah, something like that. I guess he's real popular. I think he's like a DJ. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Anyway, there's still 350,000 people there. I mean, yeah, however you want to... But, you know, I mean, that's a lot of people to have at an event. We used to get... We used to get... We used to get 100,000 people there for qualifying. Yeah. You could not get out of that racetrack.
Starting point is 00:23:18 We used to have to park on the side of the roads, like on the highway and walk to the track. It was unreal. Really? Yes, it was unreal. Like early 2000s was... was crazy to get out of the racetrack. I want to say the first race there was 93-94 for stock cars. And because did Gordon win the first one?
Starting point is 00:23:34 Yeah, he won. So it would have been 94 because his rookie year was 93, I think. So, like, so 94 we go there. Obviously, I was in high school or college and watching on TV. But my first year going there was 99. Complete debacle. Quarter million people, as T.J. said, walked from two miles away to get to the race track. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Yeah. Sick. Have you been indie before? I have. It's hotter. We park with them businesses down the road from the track, like out of the track, down the road towards like the city or whatever, away from, like you had to walk.
Starting point is 00:24:05 You couldn't get out. That's brutal. Yeah. I've been there for MotoGP too, which is a lot of fun. Yeah. Here's my favorite part. Spot on, spot off. Justin Bieber and Monaco at the Grand Prix.
Starting point is 00:24:15 Spot on. Dude, they showed him more than they showed Lewis Hamilton. That is how big of a global figure this guy has become. All because of this show and us promoting him. I know. We've boosted him up, haven't we? We've made him. He's got so many more followers on Twitter because of us.
Starting point is 00:24:30 He's up to like 80 million because of us. So now that he's like a big race fan, man, maybe we can get him to a race. Yeah. Well, you know, he tweeted on the Daytona 500 deal. He tweeted NASCAR day, that dumb campaign they did. When they have this awesome looking helmet, he tweeted a picture of it, had Bieber on it, man.
Starting point is 00:24:46 We need to get him to the track, get him on the roof. Yeah. He went to two weeks ago. He went to the Oscar Blues Brewery in Colorado. He did. Yeah, and got his picture taken with. Well, the Oscar Blues guys got their picture taken with him. Yeah, that's big because he is now doing no pictures.
Starting point is 00:25:01 Really? Yeah. No pictures for, like a fee? Not even like on balconies when he's whizzing off him. We're taking a break. We'll be back. Hey, guys, this is Elliot Soutler, drive the one main Chevrolet for J.R. Motorsports. There are a lot of perks that come with driving for Dale Jr.
Starting point is 00:25:18 But one of the biggest perks in my job is getting a hangout with my fans. I'll be signing autographs this weekend near the track. Be sure to check out One Main Racing.com for all the info on other upcoming One Main Branch appearances throughout the season. I'll be signing autographs, giving away some swag, and yes, taking selfies. That's One Main Racing.com for all the info. See you at a branch real soon. All right, we're going into FastLing, guys.
Starting point is 00:25:44 TJ and Brett are going to get a topic to debate, alternating who responds first. Each will get 30 seconds to voice their opinion and whoever responded first will get a 30-second rebuttal. This past weekend showcased the Monaco Grand Prix, Indianapolis 500, and the Coke 600. Is this the best weekend in motorsports? Yeah, I like it. It's one of my favorites.
Starting point is 00:26:08 You get up early. You have that Monaco Grand Prix. You get up early. Watch that. That's usually pretty exciting. You have the Indie 500, a couple hours after that. And then you have our race, which usually carries up into the late night. If there were a race at Eldora, I might would say this is the greatest day in motorsports,
Starting point is 00:26:29 but it's not. The Daytona 500 is hands down the greatest day in motorsports for the year, period. Yeah, I mean, I see what you're saying. But as far as as as much racing as you get in one day, this is a pretty big day. But the buildup for the 500 is definitely its unique and in its own deal. I mean, it's Super Bowl. Martin Truex Jr. has dominated the mile and a half track so far in 26. With luck on his side, he could have had two to three wins right now.
Starting point is 00:26:56 How many mile and a half wins will Trux have between now and end of the year? Brett. I'm going to be honestly, this guy can win every single mile and a half between now and the end of the year. He's that dominant. I know teams are working hard to catch up to them, and I know that we're looking at potential rule changes. But when you look at how many laps he led at Texas, how many laps he led at Kansas, how many laps he led a record-breaking 588 miles out of 600 miles. Unreal.
Starting point is 00:27:22 He can win them all. He was definitely very competitive at the mile and a half. But I don't think he might win one more the rest of the year as far as mile and a half races. It's just this isn't, he runs good, but there just always seems to be something there. And it's so hard to dominate these races. I haven't seen a domination like this since Del Jarrett won at Michigan, basically. Yeah, that was a big race when Del Jarrett let all those laps. Martin has dominated the last three.
Starting point is 00:27:50 This was very similar. Very similar. Martin's dominated the last three. When you look at what they're doing, it's crazy. I mean, he's two to three tents faster than the field. And when you're bringing cars that fast, and the hardest win of the year is always the first one to get. And once you get it, it seems like you can win more.
Starting point is 00:28:07 I mean, I've been a part of teams that do that. So I expect him to win a lot more races. I try to talk TJ and to take him in his fantasy deal, if you look back on last week's podcast, and TJ wouldn't do it. He lost the guy he did pit. I'm saving him. Dale Jr. and Brad Koslowski took to Twitter
Starting point is 00:28:23 to comment about the last caution at the Coke 600, which was for debris. Kyle smacked the wall and nothing came out. What did you guys see from the roof and was the caution warranted, T.J. I definitely think we- Kyle smacked the wall later. It was late. It was like, it was like 10 to go. For this caution, nobody hit the wall.
Starting point is 00:28:40 Yeah, for this caution, nobody hit the wall. This was for a piece of debris that had probably been sitting there for 85 laps and wasn't moving and they finally decided to throw in the middle of a pit cycle. But don't even hit it. My struggle with the timing of that caution was we'd had a 600-mile race going on, and this was the first time the leaders were really going to race for the lead. Harvick was coming. Jimmy Johnson was there.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Keslowski was coming. Truex is leading. Harvick? Harvick's there. Yeah. I mean, we had four or five guys that were getting really, really close to make it a race, and then boom, it's over. Yeah, and you race all race, like we were talking about earlier,
Starting point is 00:29:18 you race all race to get to where you're at tomorrow. We had so many green flag runs. you had basically got to where you earned. You got to where you earned, and it should be played out at that point. We shouldn't have a caution, especially if a caution comes out, it's fine. Do it after the cycle.
Starting point is 00:29:34 Don't ruin somebody's race because of a piece of debris by the wall. So I agree with Brad and Dells Jr. They could have waited or not even throwing it. The Xfinity Series is making its debut at Pocono Raceway this weekend. Who, in your opinion, will have a better shot at winning this race? The Young Guns or the Vets? Man, there are some young.
Starting point is 00:29:51 guys like Eric Jones, Daniel Sores, and some really fast race cars. But Pocono is a very difficult racetrack. I think they're going to have a total of five or six hours of practice time prior to this race. So they're going to have some experience. At the end of the day, I've got to go with a veteran Elliot Sadler. He won the inaugural
Starting point is 00:30:07 truck race there. He's got a lot of experience there in Cup cars. I know if Kevin can get our car tuned in, we'll be up there competing for that win. I think I'm going to go with a younger guy. I don't think they, Elliot and some of them have had some pretty good Pocono wrecks and they have a little bit of brains at certain points in the race
Starting point is 00:30:27 and some of these guys don't really know what it's like to hit there at Pocono yet and being some accidents so I don't think you know I think some of them might be a little fearless and might cost might you know might better get the win out of it I saw Elliott hit down the back stretch to what T.J.'s talking about and it literally he hits so hard it knocked the motor out of the car out of the car
Starting point is 00:30:48 it was over 60 Gs What? His hit was 60 G's. I didn't know if he made it. I mean, it scared the crap out of me. So, T.J. May have a point. I still am going to go with a veteran.
Starting point is 00:30:58 This is a tough racetrack. It's three completely different corners. The off-the-wall topic, NBA finals start this week. Golden State versus the Cavs. Who's your pick to win it all? T.J. It's the finals already? Yeah, it's the finals.
Starting point is 00:31:11 It's a game last night. I got to go with Steph Curry, man. That dude cannot miss. I don't know how anybody can go against him. They were down three games. Three to one, and he came back home? And it came back in one. I think it's fixed.
Starting point is 00:31:23 I said last night, we need to take whoever's on the $100 bill off and put Steph Curry on because the kid's money. I mean, he's money. And then somebody tweeted me that Obama is going to have an executive order and he's going to put himself on the $100 bill just before he goes out of office. Yeah, I'm still going with Golden State. Even though I do, how about LeBron? This is like... Wait, this is LeBron James. He's back with Cleveland, man.
Starting point is 00:31:47 You're picking against LeBron? He's Jesus. Yeah, but he has... Let me ask him. This is his how many series in a row? Ten? Eight. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:31:56 His basketball Jesus, man. You can't pick his basketball Jesus. He goes to the NBA finals every season. He does. At some point, no matter what team it is, the heat, I mean, it doesn't matter. Whoever. Yeah, the decision. I mean, I want to see Steph Curry win because he's the best shooter to ever lace up his tennis shoes.
Starting point is 00:32:11 And he's the two-time MVP now. He's little. I mean, last night. He seems like a good person. He watched Westbrook last night, grab him by the arm. And, I mean, he looks like he's grabbing a fragile. kid. I mean, Steph's smaller than everybody else. When he just throws him shots up,
Starting point is 00:32:26 it's like a, yeah, it's like the strings on a ceiling fan flopping around, man. It's like a merry net. It's like he's having a quick seizure. Yeah. And it's in. Yeah. He is really good. Yeah. All right, we have five hashtag SDBC questions. And at
Starting point is 00:32:41 the end, you guys will choose your favorite question. You know, we didn't choose one last week. We should have, but we didn't. Oh, well. I think our next show that we're off, we're doing an off week show. We need to do a call-in show. And just let fans call in. What do you think? Between 9 and 10?
Starting point is 00:32:53 We'd have to just advertise it way in advance so we can open up the phone line. Yeah, we can do that, though. We'll just give him Josh. John Boy and Billy's not live, dude. We'll do Josh's cell phone number. If John Boy and Billy can do it and not be live, we can do it. John Boy and Billy only worked two days a week. Their shows on five.
Starting point is 00:33:10 What a great gig. They may have got $2 million a year and they work two days a week. I want to do that. Well, you do it now. That's three days a week. I need another day. You need one more day off. I need another day.
Starting point is 00:33:21 Let's hear these awesome questions from Josh. Sloppy Yellow asks. They're from your fans, by the way. Why does NASCAR have practice and qualifying at different times than they hold the race? No night practices, but Coke 600 starts at 5 p.m. It's a good question. Sloppy Yellow is a friend of ours. Yeah, that's the dude in Texas.
Starting point is 00:33:39 Sloppy Yellow is a bus that you can go at drink for free at Texas. I thought it was his underwear. It's his bus? Same difference. But anyway, and they usually cook a lot of wild game and stuff there. So if you're into that type of stuff, check out sloppy yellow. Do you have to say wild? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:56 I just felt like saying wild. Tame game makes sense. They cook some tame game, man. They raise squirrels back there. Like a rabbit. Like a rabbit. I mean, what is, like, elk? Is that tamed?
Starting point is 00:34:07 That's not game either. It is game. Elk? I thought it was small. Elk? No, I thought the term game was about small animal. Oh, oh, hey, dude. The word game means it's not a cow.
Starting point is 00:34:21 Dude, I got this squirrel. I don't hunt. If it's hunted, it's game. Okay. Yes. Ten four. We're making you smart. I consider you to be a smart friend of my.
Starting point is 00:34:30 I did too. How do you not know this? This is redneck crap that you guys bring up. Dude, the dumbest smart person I know. I thought it was like rabbits and like. Rabbits count hairs, like a hair. And pheasant and stuff like that's game. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:44 But I thought it was small stuff. Yeah, you get it. I thought like elk and deer and. Like the video game, big game hunter? Yeah, big game hunter. playing so many video games over here. Yeah. Remember the watermelon capital of the world.
Starting point is 00:34:54 Okay. We're leading in the right direction. If you didn't know that it was animals, if you saw the game, Big Game Hunter, what would you think? I don't know. I mean, it's animals. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:35:08 Yeah, we catch them with Acme Dynamite. Roadrunner? Yeah. What was the question again? Geez. Practice and qualifying held at different times than the race time. Yeah, we do a lot of that.
Starting point is 00:35:20 Like, we have that 9 o'clock practice in the morning, sometimes, and the cars are just stupid fast, and then we race at noon or one o'clock the next day. My friend Jazzy is Martin Trux. Jeff. Jeff. Yeah. His actual name is Jeff Curtis, and that's why they call him Jazzy Jeff. He went to Cornell University.
Starting point is 00:35:40 He is a very smart fellow. Very smart fellow. Well, guess what he does. He's a simulation engineer for Martin Truex. He wrote his own SIM program for NASCAR race cars, okay? This guy can do some things to his SIM program. and tell you what the lap times are going to be at night versus the day. And they change the setup based on all that.
Starting point is 00:35:58 So, yes, we need to practice during the day to get data and to let the drivers get practice. But these engineers, they're so far forward now that we don't even need to practice. I mean, they're able to set these cars up and do things. We should have to unload and race without practice. And we can now. We used to couldn't. These guys are that freaking smart. We used to couldn't?
Starting point is 00:36:18 Heck no. That's bad. We used to could not. That's your Cornell friend, know what game is. We used to not be able to do that. Yeah, we have unloaded and raced here. Here's what I would have done if I were over the schedule, sloppy yellow. I would have said we're going to run the Xfinity race at 2.30,
Starting point is 00:36:35 and after the Xfinity race, we're going to run an hour and a half cup practice, and then that's it. But they don't let me do schedules. If they did, we'd never have to be there at 7 million. If we're giving a cup practice after the Xfini race, we could probably move the Xfinity race the start time up until about noon. But the thing is you're going to race at night, so then you're still going to practice at 4.
Starting point is 00:36:52 I didn't know you're talking about night race. I thought you about just a regular Sunday race. His thing was about the Coke 600. Yeah. We've talked about this question entirely too long. Mm-hmm. We're all lost. At JD, Ohio 5 asks with restart controversy,
Starting point is 00:37:03 why doesn't NASCAR make start-finish line, the restart zone? I like this idea, man. I think when you get to the line go, we have, there's so much confusion with restarts and discretions and it's tough. I like the restart zone, but there's two, there's no, there's no, uh, there's no consistency with it. A guy spins his tires. The other guy gets black flagged.
Starting point is 00:37:27 The next time restart, the guy doesn't spend his tires. Whether some guy passes him and takes the lead, he doesn't even give it back. And he, oh, you're good. Go ahead and buddy. You just never know. You just never know. I don't know whether to tell my driver to lift or not lift. If we're starting second and the guy takes off and spins his tires and we start passing him,
Starting point is 00:37:45 I don't know what to tell him to do. I'm not going to lie this weekend. We were two laps down. Nobody was one lap down. the lead lap cars and then the two down cars. The two down cars are racing for the Lucky Dog. We are the fifth or sixth car in line of the two down cars. We come off a turn two, the first car.
Starting point is 00:38:04 Clint was three wide at start finish because one of the lines checked up. Yeah. I know he's supposed to be able to be three wide to start finish when that happens, but you still don't know. I'm still sitting there going, oh, my God, they're going to call us out for being three wide at start finish because you have to stay in your lane until start finish. Unless something happens. Well, something happens, but you still.
Starting point is 00:38:22 You still don't know if they acknowledge it. They busted the 23 car. Yes. For changing lanes or improper restart deal or something. I actually thought it was for the lead of the race, and it was back there for 30th. 30th. He was three wide through three and four coming to the green, and he never got in line. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:38:38 We weren't about that far. I didn't see that. It was kind of nearing. But that's the stuff that, I don't know, man. It just need to. They just need, there's no. It's hard. You don't know.
Starting point is 00:38:50 It's hard for spotters. It's hard for drivers. And you literally, when Clement threw out, I was like, oh, no, you can't, can you? I don't know. I don't know. Restarts don't bother me as much as just like as being on the front row. I'd rather be in the second row. And when you get to start and finish line, go wherever you want,
Starting point is 00:39:04 then I would be in up front because if that guy spends his tires and you beat them. Holy cow. There's your race, man. At Biger asks, if you own NASCAR for one race, where and how would you run a race, anything goes. Go ahead. The cars go backwards. No, this is where and how. Oh, where and how?
Starting point is 00:39:22 How? How? How? Where? Man, I like Canada. Like, I really like Whistler. Because it produced Justin Bieber. I really like Whistler Canada.
Starting point is 00:39:30 Anybody, if you've never been to Whistler Canada, even if you don't snow ski, go. It's beautiful. It's fun. We can't run a race in Whistler Canada. They like to party. Whistler Canada is my spot, and I would put a Bristol slash Richmond looking deal. Three-quarter mile, but banking like Bristol. It was snow tires.
Starting point is 00:39:49 Snow tires. that's no is there a track there because I think this person's kind of meaning like a track that already exists maybe or something if you own NASCAR foreign race where
Starting point is 00:39:58 no anything goes anything goes I mean you can't just be like hey Whistler Cannell let's put a track let's roll you own NASCAR you can do whatever you want
Starting point is 00:40:06 I would take it to I would take it to either Rockingham or Myrtle Beach I love Myrtle Beach I would go to Myrtle Beach We talk about We talk about Merle Beach
Starting point is 00:40:16 every week on the show Listen I would get rid of I would make it probably a 300-lap race, there would be a halfway caution, and it would be like a 10-minute intermission where we don't have to have all these pit crews come down and all this stuff. You know, a local guy could, you know, a local guy could come out in a car or a short-tracker, come out and run with him and see what he could do and not have to worry about coming down pit road fifth and coming out 25th.
Starting point is 00:40:41 I would run a short track with a halfway break like Myrtle Beach or South Boston. What about that Buck Wild place you were showing? Or Buck Wild in Franklin County, Virginia. What's the name of the track? Buck Wild. Franklin County. But it's Buck Wild, yeah. I was turned on to this show by,
Starting point is 00:40:59 Dale Jr. showed me a YouTube clip of this show, and it was very entertaining. Yeah. It's called Buck Wild. And it's very, very entertaining. Yeah. So. Definitely a need for a dentist in that area.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Yes. Or plural. Good dentists. Plural. At AZ Angel fan asks, can you explain how you spotted a road course. What was your message? If marketing needed an extra rental car for Pokemon.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Kristen was on a phone. Kristen's playing on her phone. Yeah. She's working. This is focus, Kristen. Yeah. What was your question? Yes. You focus. You focus. Can you explain how you spotted a road course? For 10 seconds at a time.
Starting point is 00:41:41 So we have two road courses on our schedule. One is Sonoma. One is Watkins Glen. In Sonoma, we stand on a mountain, and we can see 80% of the track. So we are responsible. Probably more than that. Probably. We're going to not see we can't see three and three A where I wrecked you that year. And then we can't see 10 behind the drag strip. So we can see 80 to 85% of the drag strip. Well, that's not a passing zone. So I don't worry about that corner. So at Sonoma, we are the primary spotter. We can pretty much call the race on our own. At Watkins Glen, we can only see for about 20 seconds at the time no matter where we
Starting point is 00:42:13 stand. So we bring in support spotters to fill that role. And we also do that at the Indy. So there are really two races where we need help, Indy and Watkins Glen. Do you guys use the same spotters for those? Yes. Yeah, we bring them. Like Syllama, there's only... But you don't want to bring one better than you because you don't want to get Ben. Yeah, you're doing a good sub spotter. And I saw a sudden like, Brett, man, you can go ahead and take this weekend off. And the rest of the week. From now to Thanksgiving, you can just go ahead and chill, bud. I like a... Like, I'm going to get Josh to help me. You're good. Because I got, I'm confident I got this guy.
Starting point is 00:42:48 You know? At Sonoma, you don't really, you can see all the breaking zones. Yeah. All the breaking zones, you can pretty much see. The only thing scary about Sonoma is, is it turn 10? Turn 10.
Starting point is 00:42:59 Where it's behind, there's a building for the drag ship in the middle, and we can't see on the other side of that, and it's a pretty vital place where people hit the tire barrier and come back, and it shoots them back into the track. So it's a pretty scary area for us right there. But Watkins Glenna,
Starting point is 00:43:13 I mean, when they go by us, while we do sit there and watch the sprint vision screen on the front stretch, the big TV screen they put up there. And that's, yeah. I mean, I've called Rex from it before. Yeah. Especially during practice.
Starting point is 00:43:24 Yeah. At Chaz Smith asks, have you watched any of the... What did you just say? Smith. Chaz Smith asks, have you watched any of the Rise of American Speed thoughts on it, which is a show on CMT about the founding of NASCAR? I have not watched it. I've heard great things about it.
Starting point is 00:43:41 I've heard... Here's my thing. I struggle to watch a show and then wait a week and watch it again. I have to wait until it comes out on iTunes. You binge watch... $2,000 to watch it for free, like that weekend. So that's what I'm waiting on. I'm going to watch it.
Starting point is 00:43:54 I don't watch much TV, so I don't get into shows. But I have heard good things about it. I'm an airplane TV watcher. I don't watch TV either at home, unless it's a cooking show or sports. Yeah, I sleep on the plane. I'm giving Kristen some cooking tips. Yeah, it's like 830.30. I got a text from Brett.
Starting point is 00:44:13 Turn on Food Network right now. You don't cook? No, I do. but he was teaching me about cooking steaks. How do you not cook a good steak? He just has a lot of insight on the best ways and cooking for large groups of people. Massage the meat. Massage the meat with rosemary and time.
Starting point is 00:44:30 And it's got to sit in a bat. It's got to like marinate for a little bit, man. You got a, I can't believe you can't. What's your best meal? No, so I don't cook steak a lot, right? What's your best meal? What is it? What's your go-to?
Starting point is 00:44:41 Like when Travis comes for dinner, what do you? I don't know. What's your go-to-me? Yeah, what's your- Chicken and pork. It's the best for you. Chicken and pork? I like making salmon a lot.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Sweetheart, let me tell you something about pork. It's never good for you. Yeah, if you make it really lean. It's not good for you. I know, but it's not good for you. It's high in animal fat and cholesterol. Look at me. So, I like seafood.
Starting point is 00:45:06 So say you having a dinner day. Yeah. What do you make? I'll make salmon. I have a special, like, rub I put on it, and then just out. I'm just watching you. With asparagus and avocado on the side. Not a big asparagus eater, but never, ever eat.
Starting point is 00:45:26 Farm-raised salmon. I don't. We get it. My stepdad knows a guy in Alaska. Ever. Can you send me something? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:45:34 I'm going to just buy it from IKEA and give it to you. Is that fresh? Kristen, you get to pick this week who won. Because you never picked. Yeah, go ahead. I don't know. For Pocono? We definitely don't want Josh to pick.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Who gets to pick who? Oh. We're not taught. Kristen, stay with us. I know. I'm so... Who wins the question of the week that you're sending a hat to? Anna Hood, autographed hood this week.
Starting point is 00:45:55 She's not even... We need a fan card of Kristen, like a little baseball trading card. I feel like we talk about restart controversy all the time. The first one, sloppy yellow. What? Slopi yellow gets the hat. He gets enough stuff. I know.
Starting point is 00:46:09 The dude's like... Then you pick. He's Mike Davis. I know. They hold hands together and you're going to give him more free stuff. He's Mike Davis's best for. friend. Fine.
Starting point is 00:46:18 Now you've got to send two people something. No, now you can't take it away. You can't be an Indian giver. Be Be Be Beigert. I like the name, Chasmith. I just want to give it away because of the name. All right, we're doing three hats away. Bigert, you win.
Starting point is 00:46:32 We're going to Whistler. We're going to Myrtle Beach. Have we ever gotten a pedicure? Let's go to Whistler and then Myrtle Beach. Have you ever gotten a pedigree? No, I don't, I don't like people touch my feet. I wouldn't let my mom come about toe nails when I was a little because it freaked me out. I'm wearing flip-flops.
Starting point is 00:46:46 That's why she's asking me this. Yeah, staring at his feet. I need to cut my toenails. I'm sorry. No, I didn't say your feet looked bad. I was just curious. You have, look, they look nice and soft from this. Is this your rant?
Starting point is 00:46:57 Brett's feet? They are soft because I don't do anything. My hands are soft, too. I have a, yeah, I have a friend with way worse feet than that, so you're all right. Yeah. Dude, his big toes, like the size of. Hammer toes. It's like my size of my fist, dude.
Starting point is 00:47:11 That's so gross. And he only wears flipflops. I'm talking middle winter icing outside. He needs to go see my sister-in-law. She's a podiatrist. Why is he going to make his toe smaller? I thought you were going to say she did feet, and I thought only Asian people do that. And you don't look Asian.
Starting point is 00:47:23 Yeah. I like Asian people. I got a lot of Asian friends. They have dairy allergies. My Asian friends do, like gluten stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's what.
Starting point is 00:47:32 This stuff is like rice noodles, so I can eat that. It shows insightful in a lot of ways other than just racing. It is. What's your favorite food? I don't know. I got a good swordfish recipe. Salmon? I love salmon so much.
Starting point is 00:47:45 I got a good swordfish. And I love peanut butter. Yeah, we can't eat that much. I haven't had peanut butter probably six years. Yeah, nut allergies. We got, yeah, our little girls both have
Starting point is 00:47:55 nut allergies, so I have had nothing peanut butter. So like on the one hauler, we try to keep it off too because Wyatt, Elliot's son, has a peanut allergy. It sucks.
Starting point is 00:48:04 It does. I mean, we're so used to it now. I can look at something and tell you, you know, we can look at something. I didn't read the package.
Starting point is 00:48:10 I can almost tell you, don't bring that, don't bring that. That's okay. Yeah, it sucks. When you can have kids, Josh? He needs a girl first. Well, no, that's not true.
Starting point is 00:48:20 You can adopt. You should adopt a cute Ukrainian child. You don't need a girl, buddy. You can just get a kid. With all the time you have. Not being on the road. Josh, I mean, I feel like we've been leaving Josh out. Josh can babysit for you guys.
Starting point is 00:48:37 Josh hasn't been asked to one prime yet. Josh hasn't been asked a prime yet. We need Joshmingle.com. Yeah, we do. Yeah. So, all the single ladies. of the millions of listeners. You guys got anything to ran about this week?
Starting point is 00:48:52 Do you think we have lady listeners? Yeah? Our only guys. My mom listens. Your mom writes us all the time. Is your mom hot? She's gorgeous. Send us some pictures.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Yeah, can we see a picture? Yeah. Right now. Okay. Is she on Snapchat? Oh. She can barely function with Facebook. Is this like the one who wanted to know if you guys like cubed ice or crushed ice?
Starting point is 00:49:12 She is? Yeah, she's crushed, dude. Yeah. I'll take either. It don't matter. And my mom's awesome. Trustice is always the way to go. I'm really interested in what she looks like.
Starting point is 00:49:21 My mom listens, too. Is your mom listen? Your mom tweets all the time and stuff. My mom's a trip. I won't let my mom listen. My mom's lost all her real life friends because she only lives on Facebook now. Well, that's like a whole, that's a bigger world there. Yeah, she's like, she's so much cooler online. Make that song.
Starting point is 00:49:38 So much cooler online. See, I do know a little country. On the line. On the line. Come on, Mom. Come on, Stifler. See her. That's my mama.
Starting point is 00:49:48 Oh, your mom is hot. And she drinks Corona. Get it, girl. So she's like. And she's in a two-piece bikini. Five-five and blonde. Where did you get this? And I have five brothers and sisters.
Starting point is 00:49:59 So she's had six kids. Wow. Yeah. Look at her. There, she's 63. You guys look alike. I can see it. Six kids.
Starting point is 00:50:06 Mm-hmm. Wow. Metal. She deserves an award. She's a babe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:10 She looks great. Yeah. She had a basketball team on the first one off the bench. Oh, yeah. Dang. Yeah, she's a keeper. That's awesome. Well, thanks for listening, Mom.
Starting point is 00:50:21 How about your mom, Josh? She's the listener. Your sister still listen? Oh, my gosh. So there's three females. Yeah. We're up to three. Hey, Josh's sister.
Starting point is 00:50:34 Josh is going to get on a rant about you talking about a sister. Oh, he's turning a red. I love it. All right, Pocono predictions, folks. Oh, man. Let's talk about Charlotte prediction So who did I pick So TJ picked
Starting point is 00:50:49 Jamie McMurray And I picked Oh my God I picked I picked Greg Biffle And at no point During 600 miles Was Jamie Murray
Starting point is 00:50:57 Even a straightaway Close to Greg Biffel Greg Biffel home this race I think he finished 10th Didn't he? He was in that ballpark Yeah He was right there
Starting point is 00:51:04 All the all the Rouch cars Were running Pretty close together They found something Yeah Yeah the 17 and him Yeah the 17th and him Were pretty close
Starting point is 00:51:11 Between 10th and 15th Most of the race Yeah But yeah man I thought McMurrie would that he's good there too that's what I thought I mean and Larson took off in the beginning and got up there in the top five
Starting point is 00:51:21 top six when you made that pick and the good thing about going first is you can put the other guy on a pickle and I literally was like man I'm in a pickle with this pick like who am I going to pick around this because you don't want to go with a Lugano you know and waste a big bullet to go against McMurray you also don't want to give it away and go with the Mears
Starting point is 00:51:36 you know nothing against Casey Mears super nice guy but he hadn't seen a Lee lap in a while and so he put me in a pickle So anyway, here we are Pocono. T.J. Gets go first again. I don't even study now because I don't know what to do. I mean, it depends on him.
Starting point is 00:51:54 I need to, geez. It's 8 to 5, right, Josh? Yeah. Thanks to our spreadsheet guy. Let's see. Pocono. I'm trying to save all my heavy hitters for late in the season here now. I'm trying to save them.
Starting point is 00:52:08 So I'm trying to go. See, here's the thing. You can try to win. I can try to make up ground. Or you can try to be complacent. Like last week I was like, man, I'd pick Martin Chew X. he didn't well you i'm saving him well he won the race he's not ever going to do better than winning the race right yeah yeah i mean that's gonna be hard to meet that holy cow that was loud
Starting point is 00:52:31 so there's another podcast that's recording today and taylor calls in and it sounded like god coming i knew they're trying to be on the better one mike davis sucks man hashtag mike davis sucks for that one uh so for my pick i just lost my hearing t j just got seven extra minutes to plan this polka no Well, I lost my thought process. I'm scared to him. I will go. Any day now. Yeah, I don't remember asking you anything.
Starting point is 00:53:04 Love will come around. Look at Elliot Sattler winning that race on TV. Kid it, boy. This is not brain surgery. Yeah, but he's trying to put me in a pickle. The only way to do that is to give him pick somebody that's going to be, you know, right in the middle there. So, let's go, let's go Larson. Kyle Larson.
Starting point is 00:53:28 That is another pickle pick. I won't drag this out. I'll go with, damn, I don't know who to pick. I almost committed to Trevor Bain, and then I was like, he might be Trevor Payne at Pocono. This is not brain surgery. Any day now. Picking against a guy who's been running about 8th,
Starting point is 00:53:55 and he's been the show. So you've got to maybe hope he's a little bit over the show and loses it off the tunnel turn and doesn't wreck, doesn't hit anything. He's one in the Archer race there, though. Yeah, Trevor Bain has two. That's why I was leaning on. Go with him.
Starting point is 00:54:07 Let's battle it out. Yeah, I feel like you got an upper big advantage if I pick Trevor Bain. Man, Kyle Larson. Man, you know what I'm going to do? Dude, Trevor Bain's going to be fine. That's one less corner. Yeah. Elaps.
Starting point is 00:54:19 So that fourth turn is what always gets him. He's got one less corner to do. Three turns and he'll be fine. Man, that's 200 less corners or however many last we run there. Yeah. Yeah. Not brain surgery. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:54:33 Larson's a hard one to pick against there. Do you guys need a list of who? All right, here's what I'm going to do. We do need this. I'm going to go with a guy with about the same amount as experience as what T.J. has put on the table. I'm going to go with Ricky the Mullets, Stenhouse. Junior.
Starting point is 00:54:50 Ricky the mullet. Yeah, he had a mullet for a while. Yes, he did. A real mullet. A real mullet. Yeah. Not that stick on stuff. No.
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