Door Bumper Clear - 18 - Moring After Memorial Day, Bruising Cows, and Mike Davis Interrupts DBC
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Hey, everybody.
I am T.J. Major.
Spiter of the 88, the 7xfinity car, and the 29 truck.
You're joining me today with a headache is Brett Griffin.
Spotter for Clint Boyer, home of the redneck birthday party, and Elliot Sadler, and our lovely co-host.
Hey, guys, it's KB.
What's up?
Headache as well.
This is what happens when we record after a holiday weekend.
So, T.J. brought everyone Chick-fil-A.
I did bring Chick-fil-A.
He had a plan.
Thanks for chicken biscuit.
TJ's not hungover because he thought he was going to be working a day.
Yeah, I was going to be going to a Loudoun test, but there's only four cars there,
and it didn't turn into a spotter mandatory deal, so I didn't have to go.
Did they fly up yesterday?
Yeah.
Who went?
So the NASCAR planners, first of all, we don't allow testing anymore,
but the NASCAR planners, after a 600-mile race on Sunday,
want teams to fly out on Monday to go test in Loudoun, New Hampshire.
Yeah, it's not close.
I mean, that's one of the...
Seems convenient.
It's not far, but it's stupid.
You know, it's tough on the guys to come back and race till late, you know, Sunday night,
come back, have to pack their bags Monday and leave their families on a holiday.
But it's just part of it, I guess.
So they'll get tests all day, Tuesday, all day, Wednesday.
Come home Wednesday night.
Guess what they do on Thursday?
Test a Pokemon.
They leave to go to Pocono.
Yeah.
And if it does rain, the test day, the rain day is Thursday.
And it's even more brilliant scheduling leading into our week off that Monday, Tuesday.
I think they're testing Kentucky after Michigan.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
Kentucky's such an awesome track to go to.
I'm spending my 32nd birthday at Kentucky.
You are.
Yeah.
You guys want to throw a party.
Yeah.
There's a really nice.
There's a shoe show right beside Kentucky where the girls come out and all they're wearing a shoes.
That's it.
We'll go to the shoe show.
Oh, lucky me.
Happy birthday, Kristen.
Let's do it.
You have more fun at shoe shows when girls are with you.
You do a lot, especially in Kentucky.
And you can, if they're just wearing shoes, you can just focus on the shoes.
That's why we're calling it a shoe show.
What are you talking about?
We're talking about looking at shoes.
It's a shoe show.
Shoe show.
Don't get any funny ideas.
Listen, Josh says, Josh says it's a lot easier when he does.
that to beep anything out.
Well, I just want to make sure he has enough to do today.
Stay busy, take it quicker.
She got flustered.
Damn it, Josh.
She got flustered.
So what did you do for Memorial Day?
Anything?
We had a birthday party to go to.
It's hard when you, like three of, did you know Tofer?
Had a baby?
No, I didn't know he had a baby.
Yeah, he had a little boy.
That's cool.
Me, him and Brad all lived next to each other in townhouses back in the day at the
Dale Jr. owned.
We all have babies born in the same.
day. Oh. Every single one of
has the same birthday. Like, it's crazy.
Yeah, she was in labor for two days
to get to
May 19th. Yeah. So now we have
three, we have three people born
on May 19th. Like baby.
Yeah. Wow. That's cute.
Cute baby. So we all have to kind of plan parties.
We have to schedule parties, you know, kind of
combined parties and each one has their own individual
family party and stuff. So
yesterday we had one to go
to and... That's three guys.
it's actually debatable if they should even have reproduced.
That's actually very true.
If he'd have known me six to seven years ago, you'd say, he should not have a baby.
Ever.
Sterilize him.
Should not have had a kid.
You castrate him.
Yes.
I probably would have agreed.
I'm not going to lie.
But it was fun.
I'm glad I didn't.
And it's been a lot of fun.
It's probably changed me quite a bit.
Yeah, it has changed you.
What did you do, Kristen?
Anything fun?
Just a family party.
Yeah, family get together.
You get drunk with your family?
She sure did.
Yeah.
Hala?
Who drinks more?
Your mom or your dad or you?
She's 30.
Her.
Probably.
Do you?
What'd you drink?
Oh, wine.
Well, right, like I have a gluten allergy, so I can't drink beer.
We had wine and then they were making margaritas.
Can you drink all red wine with a gluten allergy?
T.J. actually called you gluten girl before you got in here today.
Gluten girl.
I said I got gluten girl fruit cups.
gluten girls
I guess better than some of the other
you've said to me
why do I keep swearing
I don't know
but I was nice
I'm like I can't get it
I didn't want all of us
to eat in front of you
and you not have anything
I know just watch you enjoy
your chicken menus
or whatever you had
I can still smell
I can't smell them
they're not big
but it's actually the hash brown
things
that are still in there
you can't have them
yeah it's just potatoes
oh well I get them
go ahead
have them
I don't want to get fat
no potatoes are bad
real bad
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So the Coke 600,
guys, the longest race known to man.
It actually felt like the shortest race.
What's so fast? I don't remember it.
I know. Well, you're still trying to finish it.
Yeah.
You know, that race
is awesome. I mean, it's so much
history with that race. I do wish,
though, we saw an awesome
start race that put on better racing than the Coke 600.
And we had two different rules packages.
So I think you got to think that they're thinking,
let's expedite this process and get this new rules package in place.
What do you think, T.J.?
Yeah, they're definitely pushing for it kind of fast.
I liked, when we started that race, I thought the racing was good.
We started and had a little bit of daylight still.
Guys can make up a little ground on the top and have some, you know,
have some different lanes.
As soon as that sun went down and it cooled off,
Everybody kind of...
That takes to the bottom.
It's so much grip.
You could go up top, but the best you could do is maintain.
And that was still a stretch.
So, you know, I like it.
I would just run that thing on Saturday on the hot of the heat of the day, man.
I would.
Don't go up against Indy if they, you know, unless, I mean, you could, I guess.
But I think we need to race.
That track's got a lot of character in it.
Indy starts so early.
I mean, it starts at noon.
Yeah.
So we could start our race at 3.30 and be fine.
Yeah.
And race during the day.
They mean nobody's doing the double.
Yeah.
So, but it, it was, uh, the Xfinity race was great.
It was awesome.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because it was hot and slick.
Dude, I haven't, in a couple of them resource, man.
We were, you know, I know you gotten caught up in that, that oil deal, but the racing was really good.
I mean, we had watermelon boy leading it for a little bit.
Who's watermelon boy?
Ross.
Ross.
Yeah.
He was leading it?
Yeah, he was leading it?
Yeah, he was on blocking looking like a maniac.
Kind of, but I was in the four?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I remember that guy.
Yeah, but I mean, it was hot and slick, and he was even,
yeah.
Why is he a watermelon, boy?
They have a watermelon farm.
Oh, yeah.
Is he in South Carolina?
See from South Carolina?
Florida.
Oh, because we're home of watermelons.
So, take, don't know any idea of Florida.
South Carolina.
Pageland is the watermelon capital of the world.
That's not true.
Okay, read the sign on the way to Myrtle Beach.
Okay.
We got a sign on everything.
Are you serious?
Hell yeah, I'd love to argue this, but he's probably right.
Google Pagelon, South Carolina,
Watermelon Capital of the World.
I want to know what y'all's thoughts were
during pre-race at Cox-Cent or when it started sprinkling.
I want to know what your thought was when you picked questions.
I looked at my...
Oh, you have a watermelon festival.
I have Weather Tap app, which they renamed to something else.
It's called Zoom Pro now.
And that app is phenomenal.
So right about 30 minutes before intros,
it looked like a cell was coming.
It did.
And then when that sprinkling started, the cell dissipated to nothing.
So, like, I was like, man, we're actually good to halfway.
For about five minutes there, it looked like it was going to get pretty heavy for a minute.
Off the back stretch there, it looked like it had potential to get heavy, but it never did.
And we, I mean, we didn't have to fight it.
I'm glad.
But I thought we were going to be delayed there for a few minutes.
I mean, I was ready to avoid the rain.
It looked like it could have got hard.
A lot of guys packed up and left the roof.
I never left because I have the best technical.
technology, Josh. We're on it. Okay. That's what we did. Yeah. What were you thinking? Uh, it didn't matter to me. You had more time to drink. What were you drinking? Yeah. I was drinking a Miller light. He was in the infield. He likes Miller. Miller likes like fishing. It's damn near water. You know they make angry orchard in a can now? Really? I never knew that stuff could be put in cans. Apple beer? It's good. You like apple beer? I like angry orchard. It's real.
You can only drink one or two because they're sweet.
Yeah, they're so heavy, too.
Yeah, they're sweet.
I don't.
Yeah, they're really sweet.
All right, Pagelin is the watermelon capital of the world.
If I tell you, if I tell you.
And you have a festival every year, it says.
It's a watermelon festival.
If I tell you tomorrow's Easter, go die your eggs.
I'm not a liar.
I speak the truth, girl.
Is there a lot of watermelon farms there?
Hell yeah.
Sand, man.
We can grow some watermelon.
This is sand.
All right, you guys ready for spot on, spot off?
I hated watermelons.
growing up.
Yeah, I still don't like them.
Well, no, because it's 100 degrees and you got to load them in a truck.
You about die.
You worked on a watermelon farm?
You had to.
I grew up in a working family and working culture.
So did I.
I was a cashier at Walmart starting when I was 14.
Everybody should have to work in either retail.
I don't think so.
You should have to work in retail or a restaurant before you become an adult.
I don't both.
I haven't done restaurant, but I did.
When I first started, we would bail hay.
We were, in my community, there was a lot of dairy farms, and we had a lot of cows and stuff.
So we would bail hay, and the farmers would come pick us up and would ride in the back of their trucks to the farm.
And we'd bail hay about seven of us, and it'd be like $7 for a full load.
We thought we were rich, but we were getting.
Bail and hayes are worse than watermelms.
Oh, it was bad.
The ones we did were 50-pound bails and made you itch.
Yeah.
So I messed up the first couple times I did, and I wore a short-slee shirts.
Josh probably never worked anywhere.
Josh, you worked.
Never once worked anywhere.
This is my first job.
spoon-fed kid.
This is his first job.
Posting a podcast.
He walks into a producing job with us.
When you were bail hay, if you didn't have long sleeves on, it would just eat your arm up.
If you were the switch positions, like you get to top of the barn would make a line of, you know, I'd toss the bell to him, he'd toss the next guy.
If you were the guy on the top of the barn, it sucked because you could not breathe up there.
It's so hot.
It looked like you made out with a tiger.
You'd be so scratched up.
It was bad.
Yeah.
And then they started using white.
Bales.
We never did those.
Yeah, they switched to wire bales and that hurt even worse with your hands.
But, hey, man, went from that to Office Max for a year to.
You worked at Office Max.
Yeah, then I went to Gateway Computers.
Get me in the air conditioning.
With the Gateway Computers, yeah.
That was the computer of choice in college.
Oh, that's fine.
In 1994, 95, 96.
That's about a little after that's when I, well, I worked for them when they were pretty popular.
Yeah.
And it was, that was the only computer.
After Apple.
Well, it was that and a Macintosh.
It wasn't even called Apple.
Yeah.
It was called Macintosh, and they blew.
They were terrible.
Basically, if you didn't buy a compact, that was what, there were so many of them, but they were so cheap and everything was integrated inside.
You know, the top of the line was the gateway.
Integrated is a big word.
You've been hanging out with Joe Madison.
He says that word a lot.
Four syllables.
Wow.
Congratulations.
Yeah.
Plus the box.
I mean, you got a cow box.
Kind of box.
Yeah.
When you got a gate.
You got a box that had a bunch of cows on.
You know, it's had like the spots on it.
I don't have seen a cow's box.
Yeah.
Well, you ain't going up a dairy community.
Then have you?
Watermelon community.
Have you ever milk cows?
Hell no.
You know cows bruised too, right?
Uh-uh.
Yeah.
They're milkers?
I may have, I may have punched one one time.
You punched a cow?
Yeah, kick me.
What an asshole?
Dude.
They don't know what they're doing?
Yeah.
Cows are defenseless.
This is like early 90s.
The thing made me really mad.
I don't think the year changes whether you should be assaulting.
In the early 90s, it was okay to punch cows.
I mean, these dudes do not.
The documentary featuring T.J. majors.
And they bruise.
And they bruise.
Yeah.
It's not good.
How do they bruise?
When they got fur and hair and stuff.
They bruise.
It just turns like...
Where'd you hit it at, man?
On the side of the leg.
He was really only like three feet tall.
Pita is coming after you right now.
They probably will.
Peta.
That cow deserved it.
You know what PETA stands for?
People eating tasty animals?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Could you imagine not eating animals and just eating greens?
Bark, tree bark and stuff?
I'd be a hill.
Josh, you want to come over, man?
I've got some barbecue bark we're going to eat tonight.
This guy out here, can you hear us?
You don't just eat vegetarian stuff, do you?
No, he's a meat eater like us.
See?
It ain't normal.
Look at him.
Oh, yeah, he's a big boy.
Yeah.
All right, spot on, spot off.
Fast is Coke 600 in history at three hours, 44 minutes, and eight seconds.
Spot on.
Spot on, man.
That's hard to argue that.
We wanted to go home.
We did.
I mean, it's just like...
Hey, what was the longest?
Do you have that?
I don't have the longest.
My God.
I'm sure it was rain delayed.
Rain delayed.
Three days, three and a half days probably.
We ran that race in the middle of the night at one time.
Yeah.
Like two o'clock in the morning.
morning about seven, eight years ago.
It was fast for, obviously, by obvious reasons, no cautions.
You know, we only had a really one or two cautions.
I don't even know if they were legitimate.
Were they?
One wasn't, I don't think, but especially the one we were on pit road.
Yeah, the last one.
The one where we were on pit road when they threw it
and the whole field was getting ready to pit the next lap.
My biggest pet peeve is a caution in the middle of a pit cycle.
I know.
That is the worst thing that you can do.
If you've pitted, if you haven't pit,
You're like, ah, we got you all.
But, I mean, that late in the race with that many green flag runs,
why do you want to mess with people's positions that much?
They've earned where they're at.
With that many green flag runs, if you had a seventh-place car and you drove to the seventh,
you've earned that.
Yeah.
Why not?
Now you're going to take that car and put him in 20th because he pitted, you know?
When in a lap later, in another two laps, the whole field was going to cycle and it was going to be fine.
I think we're going to talk about that in a minute.
Yeah, well, jump on head.
That was a preview.
I'm in my rage session at the end here.
I see your blood pressure going up.
Spot on, spot off.
Trux wins.
It's the most sentimental win of the year.
I don't think you can spot off that one.
I don't know if it's the most sentimental win of the year.
I mean, Matt winning was pretty sentimental to me.
Martin's been fast.
He's won races last year.
He's been competitive or, you know, he's not,
it's not like he's not been in condition to win.
He's going to win a lot more races.
I say spot on.
I didn't see Victory Lane, but I heard he was crying.
And he and his girlfriend or fiance, I'm not sure if they're engaged or not.
Who, by the way, she looks hot with short hair.
Yeah, super hot.
Sherry looked awesome, man.
Yeah, to tweet her, I'm like, do not let your hair grow back out.
But anyway, spot on, man.
I mean, anytime you can make a guy cry, I'm about to start crying.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
True X is a good friend of mine, too.
And he's going to win a lot more races.
he probably should have eight more wins than what he has now,
and he's just had a lot of stuff happen.
But, you know, it's really awesome to see him win and see the emotion come out.
Anytime somebody wins, there's emotion like that.
You know, it's a big deal.
First time I met Martin Truex, we raced in Sonoma.
We all flew home.
We all hauled ass to Del Jr.'s house.
We piled in his Tahoe, and we left at, like, midnight,
and drove from Del Jr.'s house all the way to Daytona Beach, Florida.
and Truex was running Bush East at the time.
Is that what it was called?
Yeah, it was East Series.
He was in the Bush East Series, and I certainly had heard of him.
I'm in the car with the guy for eight hours, and all I know is he's Martin.
I don't know it's Martin Truex.
So for eight hours, I'm like, hey, Martin, what are you doing up there?
And we're BSing, and the next day I finally figured out, man, that's Martin Trux Jr.
Obviously, he's a big cup star now.
But that's the first time I ever met him.
That's funny.
First time I met Martin was in Daytona when he was getting ready to run the chance to stuff.
Oh, yeah.
He came to the 500, and we had known each other a little bit because we had, we had, we had race on the computer.
Me and him and Del Jr. had raced together a little bit.
Right.
He'd come down, and he's kind of quiet.
Very quiet.
So me and him kind of, we were real quiet, and I'm usually not very quiet, but we finally got talking, and that's when Del Jr. won the 500.
And me and him spent the whole race hanging out with each other and stuff, and Dale Jr. won the race, and we were standing there on the edge of the grass.
We weren't sure if we should go out there or not, you know, all the bud guys running out.
Yeah.
Jay Gwynery's running out there.
Jeff Clark, everybody.
Yeah.
And we're like, man, I think we should just stay here.
They're back here in a minute.
So we tried to get to Victory Lane, and we couldn't.
I wouldn't let you in.
No, well, we were like, it was a mob scene.
We couldn't even get close to it.
The next, I might have told you before, but so we're standing there.
Next thing you know, these two hands, we thought we were getting busted or something.
Yeah.
These two hands just pick us up, basically, and it's Jeff Clark.
He has both of us by the back of the shirts, and he's carrying us into Victory Lane.
Like, jeep, man.
He is.
He is.
good dude too so but yeah very it's awesome for martin them i'm happy for him spot on spot off Toyota wins
eight of 13 in 2016 for for the sport man i think it's spot off because they're dominating i read a
stat last night and sent it i think to tj and any of you guys i mean Toyota's dominating right now
and and these other manufacturers better get to it yeah i agree and they've had a lot of luck too so
they've had a lot of things handed their way
with caution at certain times and stuff
but definitely
spot off
I hate Toyota
he's bitter about Toyota
spot on spot off
and I would like to preempt this by saying
since you guys gave me crap last week I actually watched it
you did yeah
Alexander Rossi rookie wins the Indy 500
100th running
spot on man that's awesome
it's awesome spot off I hate to see a few
of miles race unless I win it like I mean
I literally, I'm just sitting there watching this thing like this.
This dude is 15 seconds off the pace.
He's cruising.
It is part of racing, but this is the Indy 500.
So I'm just going to say spot off just because.
Yeah, I would.
It made it exciting, man.
If he wasn't trying to stretch it on fuel, it might have just stayed.
We might not have any excitement at all.
No.
So.
A lot of passes for the lead.
What did you think about it?
Your first time watching?
I thought it was.
It was tough.
I was actually like trying to read the rules and stuff too
and how it's different.
from like R racing and other open wheel racing.
So I was trying to get.
I thought it was entertaining.
They wave a green flag and everybody goes.
And then if something happens, they wave a yellow flag
and everybody slows way down.
Somebody gets in trouble.
They throw the yellow.
They get safety workers out there.
And then they throw the green again
and everybody goes again.
And then the checker flag means it's over.
So between the green and the checker,
what did you think?
Let me, let me.
I thought it was entertaining.
Okay.
Pit Road was entertaining.
Well, they wrecked more on pit road
than what, like,
car is and stuff.
So the guys I'm watching race for the lead are running well, obviously.
I get in the car, I drive to the track.
Elliot was cooking ribs at his bus, and I get to the track,
and I'm like, man, where's Townsend Bell and Hunter Ray?
Hunter Ray.
He's like, oh, they all wrecked on pit road.
And I'm like, well, dang it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I missed it.
And the amount of people that race.
Spotters fault.
150,000.
Sick.
We used to get $250,000 when we went,
and they wouldn't sell as many tickets to our inaugural races
because they didn't want us to beat the indie numbers.
And clearly, $350,000 is just unbelievable.
So I heard a little story about that, though.
What's the story?
I heard there was a huge concert in the infield,
and they had people playing during the race.
You haven't been able to hear?
Yeah, well, that's, yeah, I'm telling you,
I mean, it was down, I mean, if you're at the stage down there,
they said there was a lot of people like, was that Scrillex or whatever,
that guy, he was playing during the race.
Yeah, I never heard of that guy.
So, you know what I'm talking about?
Scrillix.
Yeah, something like that.
I guess he's real popular.
I think he's like a DJ.
Okay.
Anyway, there's still 350,000 people there.
I mean, yeah, however you want to...
But, you know, I mean, that's a lot of people to have at an event.
We used to get...
We used to get...
We used to get 100,000 people there for qualifying.
Yeah.
You could not get out of that racetrack.
We used to have to park on the side of the roads, like on the highway and walk to the track.
It was unreal.
Really?
Yes, it was unreal.
Like early 2000s was...
was crazy to get out of the racetrack.
I want to say the first race there was 93-94 for stock cars.
And because did Gordon win the first one?
Yeah, he won.
So it would have been 94 because his rookie year was 93, I think.
So, like, so 94 we go there.
Obviously, I was in high school or college and watching on TV.
But my first year going there was 99.
Complete debacle.
Quarter million people, as T.J. said, walked from two miles away to get to the race track.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sick.
Have you been indie before?
I have.
It's hotter.
We park with them businesses down the road from the track,
like out of the track, down the road towards like the city or whatever,
away from, like you had to walk.
You couldn't get out.
That's brutal.
Yeah.
I've been there for MotoGP too, which is a lot of fun.
Yeah.
Here's my favorite part.
Spot on, spot off.
Justin Bieber and Monaco at the Grand Prix.
Spot on.
Dude, they showed him more than they showed Lewis Hamilton.
That is how big of a global figure this guy has become.
All because of this show and us promoting him.
I know.
We've boosted him up, haven't we?
We've made him.
He's got so many more followers on Twitter because of us.
He's up to like 80 million because of us.
So now that he's like a big race fan, man,
maybe we can get him to a race.
Yeah.
Well, you know, he tweeted on the Daytona 500 deal.
He tweeted NASCAR day, that dumb campaign they did.
When they have this awesome looking helmet,
he tweeted a picture of it, had Bieber on it, man.
We need to get him to the track, get him on the roof.
Yeah.
He went to two weeks ago.
He went to the Oscar Blues Brewery in Colorado.
He did.
Yeah, and got his picture taken with.
Well, the Oscar Blues guys got their picture taken with him.
Yeah, that's big because he is now doing no pictures.
Really?
Yeah.
No pictures for, like a fee?
Not even like on balconies when he's whizzing off him.
We're taking a break.
We'll be back.
Hey, guys, this is Elliot Soutler, drive the one main Chevrolet for J.R. Motorsports.
There are a lot of perks that come with driving for Dale Jr.
But one of the biggest perks in my job is getting a hangout with my fans.
I'll be signing autographs this weekend near the track.
Be sure to check out One Main Racing.com for all the info
on other upcoming One Main Branch appearances throughout the season.
I'll be signing autographs, giving away some swag, and yes, taking selfies.
That's One Main Racing.com for all the info.
See you at a branch real soon.
All right, we're going into FastLing, guys.
TJ and Brett are going to get a topic to debate,
alternating who responds first.
Each will get 30 seconds to voice their opinion
and whoever responded first will get a 30-second rebuttal.
This past weekend showcased the Monaco Grand Prix, Indianapolis 500, and the Coke 600.
Is this the best weekend in motorsports?
Yeah, I like it.
It's one of my favorites.
You get up early.
You have that Monaco Grand Prix.
You get up early.
Watch that.
That's usually pretty exciting.
You have the Indie 500, a couple hours after that.
And then you have our race, which usually carries up into the late night.
If there were a race at Eldora, I might would say this is the greatest day in motorsports,
but it's not.
The Daytona 500 is hands down the greatest day in motorsports for the year, period.
Yeah, I mean, I see what you're saying.
But as far as as as much racing as you get in one day, this is a pretty big day.
But the buildup for the 500 is definitely its unique and in its own deal.
I mean, it's Super Bowl.
Martin Truex Jr. has dominated the mile and a half track so far in 26.
With luck on his side, he could have had two to three wins right now.
How many mile and a half wins will Trux have between now and end of the year?
Brett.
I'm going to be honestly, this guy can win every single mile and a half between now and the end of the year.
He's that dominant.
I know teams are working hard to catch up to them, and I know that we're looking at potential rule changes.
But when you look at how many laps he led at Texas, how many laps he led at Kansas,
how many laps he led a record-breaking 588 miles out of 600 miles.
Unreal.
He can win them all.
He was definitely very competitive at the mile and a half.
But I don't think he might win one more the rest of the year as far as mile and a half races.
It's just this isn't, he runs good, but there just always seems to be something there.
And it's so hard to dominate these races.
I haven't seen a domination like this since Del Jarrett won at Michigan, basically.
Yeah, that was a big race when Del Jarrett let all those laps.
Martin has dominated the last three.
This was very similar.
Very similar.
Martin's dominated the last three.
When you look at what they're doing, it's crazy.
I mean, he's two to three tents faster than the field.
And when you're bringing cars that fast,
and the hardest win of the year is always the first one to get.
And once you get it, it seems like you can win more.
I mean, I've been a part of teams that do that.
So I expect him to win a lot more races.
I try to talk TJ and to take him in his fantasy deal,
if you look back on last week's podcast,
and TJ wouldn't do it.
He lost the guy he did pit.
I'm saving him.
Dale Jr. and Brad Koslowski took to Twitter
to comment about the last caution at the Coke 600, which was for debris.
Kyle smacked the wall and nothing came out.
What did you guys see from the roof and was the caution warranted, T.J.
I definitely think we-
Kyle smacked the wall later.
It was late.
It was like, it was like 10 to go.
For this caution, nobody hit the wall.
Yeah, for this caution, nobody hit the wall.
This was for a piece of debris that had probably been sitting there for 85 laps and wasn't moving
and they finally decided to throw in the middle of a pit cycle.
But don't even hit it.
My struggle with the timing of that caution was we'd had a 600-mile race going on,
and this was the first time the leaders were really going to race for the lead.
Harvick was coming.
Jimmy Johnson was there.
Keslowski was coming.
Truex is leading.
Harvick?
Harvick's there.
Yeah.
I mean, we had four or five guys that were getting really, really close to make it a race,
and then boom, it's over.
Yeah, and you race all race, like we were talking about earlier,
you race all race to get to where you're at tomorrow.
We had so many green flag runs.
you had basically got to where you earned.
You got to where you earned,
and it should be played out at that point.
We shouldn't have a caution,
especially if a caution comes out, it's fine.
Do it after the cycle.
Don't ruin somebody's race
because of a piece of debris by the wall.
So I agree with Brad and Dells Jr.
They could have waited or not even throwing it.
The Xfinity Series is making its debut at Pocono Raceway this weekend.
Who, in your opinion, will have a better shot at winning this race?
The Young Guns or the Vets?
Man, there are some young.
guys like Eric Jones, Daniel
Sores, and some really fast race cars.
But Pocono is a very difficult racetrack.
I think they're going to have a total of
five or six hours of
practice time prior to this race. So they're going to have
some experience. At the end of the day, I've got to go with
a veteran Elliot Sadler. He won the inaugural
truck race there. He's got
a lot of experience there in Cup cars.
I know if Kevin can get our car tuned in, we'll
be up there competing for that win.
I think I'm going to go with a younger
guy. I don't think they,
Elliot and some of them have had some pretty good Pocono wrecks
and they have a little bit of brains at certain points in the race
and some of these guys don't really know what it's like to hit there at Pocono yet
and being some accidents so I don't think
you know I think some of them might be a little fearless
and might cost might you know
might better get the win out of it
I saw Elliott hit down the back stretch
to what T.J.'s talking about and it literally he hits so hard
it knocked the motor out of the car out of the car
it was over 60 Gs
What?
His hit was 60 G's.
I didn't know if he made it.
I mean, it scared the crap out of me.
So, T.J.
May have a point.
I still am going to go with a veteran.
This is a tough racetrack.
It's three completely different corners.
The off-the-wall topic, NBA finals start this week.
Golden State versus the Cavs.
Who's your pick to win it all?
T.J.
It's the finals already?
Yeah, it's the finals.
It's a game last night.
I got to go with Steph Curry, man.
That dude cannot miss.
I don't know how anybody can go against him.
They were down three games.
Three to one, and he came back home?
And it came back in one.
I think it's fixed.
I said last night, we need to take whoever's on the $100 bill off and put Steph Curry on because the kid's money.
I mean, he's money.
And then somebody tweeted me that Obama is going to have an executive order and he's going to put himself on the $100 bill just before he goes out of office.
Yeah, I'm still going with Golden State.
Even though I do, how about LeBron?
This is like...
Wait, this is LeBron James.
He's back with Cleveland, man.
You're picking against LeBron?
He's Jesus.
Yeah, but he has...
Let me ask him.
This is his how many series in a row?
Ten?
Eight.
I don't know.
His basketball Jesus, man.
You can't pick his basketball Jesus.
He goes to the NBA finals every season.
He does.
At some point, no matter what team it is, the heat, I mean, it doesn't matter.
Whoever.
Yeah, the decision.
I mean, I want to see Steph Curry win because he's the best shooter to ever lace up his tennis shoes.
And he's the two-time MVP now.
He's little.
I mean, last night.
He seems like a good person.
He watched Westbrook last night, grab him by the arm.
And, I mean, he looks like he's grabbing a fragile.
kid. I mean, Steph's smaller than
everybody else. When he just throws him shots up,
it's like a, yeah, it's like the
strings on a ceiling fan flopping
around, man. It's like a merry net. It's like he's having a quick
seizure. Yeah. And it's in.
Yeah. He is
really good. Yeah.
All right, we have five
hashtag SDBC questions. And at
the end, you guys will choose your favorite question. You know,
we didn't choose one last week. We should have,
but we didn't. Oh, well. I think our next show
that we're off, we're doing an off week show.
We need to do a call-in show. And just let
fans call in.
What do you think?
Between 9 and 10?
We'd have to just advertise it way in advance so we can open up the phone line.
Yeah, we can do that, though.
We'll just give him Josh.
John Boy and Billy's not live, dude.
We'll do Josh's cell phone number.
If John Boy and Billy can do it and not be live, we can do it.
John Boy and Billy only worked two days a week.
Their shows on five.
What a great gig.
They may have got $2 million a year and they work two days a week.
I want to do that.
Well, you do it now.
That's three days a week.
I need another day.
You need one more day off.
I need another day.
Let's hear these awesome questions from Josh.
Sloppy Yellow asks.
They're from your fans, by the way.
Why does NASCAR have practice and qualifying at different times than they hold the race?
No night practices, but Coke 600 starts at 5 p.m.
It's a good question.
Sloppy Yellow is a friend of ours.
Yeah, that's the dude in Texas.
Sloppy Yellow is a bus that you can go at drink for free at Texas.
I thought it was his underwear.
It's his bus?
Same difference.
But anyway, and they usually cook a lot of wild game and stuff there.
So if you're into that type of stuff, check out sloppy yellow.
Do you have to say wild?
I don't know.
I just felt like saying wild.
Tame game makes sense.
They cook some tame game, man.
They raise squirrels back there.
Like a rabbit.
Like a rabbit.
I mean, what is, like, elk?
Is that tamed?
That's not game either.
It is game.
Elk?
I thought it was small.
Elk?
No, I thought the term game was about small animal.
Oh, oh, hey, dude.
The word game means it's not a cow.
Dude, I got this squirrel.
I don't hunt.
If it's hunted, it's game.
Okay.
Yes.
Ten four.
We're making you smart.
I consider you to be a smart friend of my.
I did too.
How do you not know this?
This is redneck crap that you guys bring up.
Dude, the dumbest smart person I know.
I thought it was like rabbits and like.
Rabbits count hairs, like a hair.
And pheasant and stuff like that's game.
Yeah.
But I thought it was small stuff.
Yeah, you get it.
I thought like elk and deer and.
Like the video game, big game hunter?
Yeah, big game hunter.
playing so many video games over here.
Yeah.
Remember the watermelon capital of the world.
Okay.
We're leading in the right direction.
If you didn't know that it was animals,
if you saw the game,
Big Game Hunter, what would you think?
I don't know.
I mean, it's animals.
Come on, man.
Yeah, we catch them with Acme Dynamite.
Roadrunner?
Yeah.
What was the question again?
Geez.
Practice and qualifying held at different times
than the race time.
Yeah, we do a lot of that.
Like, we have that 9 o'clock practice in the morning,
sometimes, and the cars are just stupid fast, and then we race at noon or one o'clock the next day.
My friend Jazzy is Martin Trux.
Jeff.
Jeff.
Yeah.
His actual name is Jeff Curtis, and that's why they call him Jazzy Jeff.
He went to Cornell University.
He is a very smart fellow.
Very smart fellow.
Well, guess what he does.
He's a simulation engineer for Martin Truex.
He wrote his own SIM program for NASCAR race cars, okay?
This guy can do some things to his SIM program.
and tell you what the lap times are going to be at night versus the day.
And they change the setup based on all that.
So, yes, we need to practice during the day to get data and to let the drivers get practice.
But these engineers, they're so far forward now that we don't even need to practice.
I mean, they're able to set these cars up and do things.
We should have to unload and race without practice.
And we can now.
We used to couldn't.
These guys are that freaking smart.
We used to couldn't?
Heck no.
That's bad.
We used to could not.
That's your Cornell friend, know what game is.
We used to not be able to do that.
Yeah, we have unloaded and raced here.
Here's what I would have done if I were over the schedule, sloppy yellow.
I would have said we're going to run the Xfinity race at 2.30,
and after the Xfinity race, we're going to run an hour and a half cup practice,
and then that's it.
But they don't let me do schedules.
If they did, we'd never have to be there at 7 million.
If we're giving a cup practice after the Xfini race,
we could probably move the Xfinity race the start time up until about noon.
But the thing is you're going to race at night,
so then you're still going to practice at 4.
I didn't know you're talking about night race.
I thought you about just a regular Sunday race.
His thing was about the Coke 600.
Yeah.
We've talked about this question entirely too long.
Mm-hmm.
We're all lost.
At JD, Ohio 5 asks with restart controversy,
why doesn't NASCAR make start-finish line, the restart zone?
I like this idea, man.
I think when you get to the line go, we have,
there's so much confusion with restarts and discretions and it's tough.
I like the restart zone, but there's two, there's no, there's no, uh,
there's no consistency with it.
A guy spins his tires.
The other guy gets black flagged.
The next time restart, the guy doesn't spend his tires.
Whether some guy passes him and takes the lead, he doesn't even give it back.
And he, oh, you're good.
Go ahead and buddy.
You just never know.
You just never know.
I don't know whether to tell my driver to lift or not lift.
If we're starting second and the guy takes off and spins his tires and we start passing him,
I don't know what to tell him to do.
I'm not going to lie this weekend.
We were two laps down.
Nobody was one lap down.
the lead lap cars and then the two down cars.
The two down cars are racing for the Lucky Dog.
We are the fifth or sixth car in line of the two down cars.
We come off a turn two, the first car.
Clint was three wide at start finish because one of the lines checked up.
Yeah.
I know he's supposed to be able to be three wide to start finish when that happens,
but you still don't know.
I'm still sitting there going, oh, my God, they're going to call us out for being three wide
at start finish because you have to stay in your lane until start finish.
Unless something happens.
Well, something happens, but you still.
You still don't know if they acknowledge it.
They busted the 23 car.
Yes.
For changing lanes or improper restart deal or something.
I actually thought it was for the lead of the race, and it was back there for 30th.
30th.
He was three wide through three and four coming to the green, and he never got in line.
Oh, man.
We weren't about that far.
I didn't see that.
It was kind of nearing.
But that's the stuff that, I don't know, man.
It just need to.
They just need, there's no.
It's hard.
You don't know.
It's hard for spotters.
It's hard for drivers.
And you literally, when Clement threw out, I was like, oh, no, you can't, can you?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Restarts don't bother me as much as just like as being on the front row.
I'd rather be in the second row.
And when you get to start and finish line, go wherever you want,
then I would be in up front because if that guy spends his tires and you beat them.
Holy cow.
There's your race, man.
At Biger asks, if you own NASCAR for one race, where and how would you run a race, anything goes.
Go ahead.
The cars go backwards.
No, this is where and how.
Oh, where and how?
How?
How?
How?
Where?
Man, I like Canada.
Like, I really like Whistler.
Because it produced Justin Bieber.
I really like Whistler Canada.
Anybody, if you've never been to Whistler Canada, even if you don't snow ski, go.
It's beautiful.
It's fun.
We can't run a race in Whistler Canada.
They like to party.
Whistler Canada is my spot, and I would put a Bristol slash Richmond looking deal.
Three-quarter mile, but banking like Bristol.
It was snow tires.
Snow tires.
that's no
is there a track there
because I think this person's
kind of meaning like a track
that already exists maybe or something
if you own NASCAR
foreign race where
no anything goes
anything goes
I mean you can't just be like
hey Whistler Cannell
let's put a track
let's roll
you own NASCAR
you can do whatever you want
I would take it to
I would take it to
either Rockingham
or Myrtle Beach
I love Myrtle Beach
I would go to Myrtle Beach
We talk about
We talk about Merle Beach
every week on the show
Listen I would get rid of
I would make it
probably a 300-lap race, there would be a halfway caution, and it would be like a 10-minute
intermission where we don't have to have all these pit crews come down and all this stuff.
You know, a local guy could, you know, a local guy could come out in a car or a short-tracker,
come out and run with him and see what he could do and not have to worry about coming down
pit road fifth and coming out 25th.
I would run a short track with a halfway break like Myrtle Beach or South Boston.
What about that Buck Wild place you were showing?
Or Buck Wild in Franklin County, Virginia.
What's the name of the track?
Buck Wild.
Franklin County.
But it's Buck Wild, yeah.
I was turned on to this show by,
Dale Jr. showed me a YouTube clip of this show,
and it was very entertaining.
Yeah.
It's called Buck Wild.
And it's very, very entertaining.
Yeah.
So.
Definitely a need for a dentist in that area.
Yes.
Or plural.
Good dentists.
Plural.
At AZ Angel fan asks, can you explain how you
spotted a road course. What was your message?
If marketing needed
an extra rental car for Pokemon.
Kristen was on a phone. Kristen's playing on her phone.
Yeah. She's working.
This is focus, Kristen.
Yeah. What was your question?
Yes. You focus.
You focus. Can you explain
how you spotted a road course?
For 10 seconds at a time.
So we have
two road courses on our schedule. One is Sonoma.
One is Watkins Glen. In Sonoma, we stand on a mountain, and we can
see 80% of the track. So we are responsible. Probably more than that. Probably. We're going to not see
we can't see three and three A where I wrecked you that year. And then we can't see 10 behind the
drag strip. So we can see 80 to 85% of the drag strip. Well, that's not a passing zone. So I don't
worry about that corner. So at Sonoma, we are the primary spotter. We can pretty much call the race
on our own. At Watkins Glen, we can only see for about 20 seconds at the time no matter where we
stand. So we bring in support spotters to fill that role. And we also do that at the
Indy. So there are really two races where we need help, Indy and Watkins Glen. Do you guys use the same
spotters for those? Yes. Yeah, we bring them. Like Syllama, there's only... But you don't want to bring one
better than you because you don't want to get Ben. Yeah, you're doing a good sub spotter. And I saw
a sudden like, Brett, man, you can go ahead and take this weekend off. And the rest of the week.
From now to Thanksgiving, you can just go ahead and chill, bud. I like a... Like, I'm going to get Josh
to help me.
You're good. Because I got, I'm confident I got this guy.
You know?
At Sonoma, you don't really,
you can see all the breaking zones.
Yeah.
All the breaking zones, you can pretty much see.
The only thing scary about Sonoma is,
is it turn 10?
Turn 10.
Where it's behind,
there's a building for the drag ship in the middle,
and we can't see on the other side of that,
and it's a pretty vital place
where people hit the tire barrier
and come back, and it shoots them back into the track.
So it's a pretty scary area for us right there.
But Watkins Glenna,
I mean, when they go by us,
while we do sit there and watch the sprint vision screen
on the front stretch,
the big TV screen they put up there.
And that's, yeah.
I mean, I've called Rex from it before.
Yeah.
Especially during practice.
Yeah.
At Chaz Smith asks, have you watched any of the...
What did you just say?
Smith.
Chaz Smith asks, have you watched any of the Rise of American Speed thoughts on it,
which is a show on CMT about the founding of NASCAR?
I have not watched it.
I've heard great things about it.
I've heard...
Here's my thing.
I struggle to watch a show and then wait a week and watch it again.
I have to wait until it comes out on iTunes.
You binge watch...
$2,000 to watch it for free, like that weekend.
So that's what I'm waiting on.
I'm going to watch it.
I don't watch much TV, so I don't get into shows.
But I have heard good things about it.
I'm an airplane TV watcher.
I don't watch TV either at home, unless it's a cooking show or sports.
Yeah, I sleep on the plane.
I'm giving Kristen some cooking tips.
Yeah, it's like 830.30.
I got a text from Brett.
Turn on Food Network right now.
You don't cook?
No, I do.
but he was teaching me about cooking steaks.
How do you not cook a good steak?
He just has a lot of insight on the best ways and cooking for large groups of people.
Massage the meat.
Massage the meat with rosemary and time.
And it's got to sit in a bat.
It's got to like marinate for a little bit, man.
You got a, I can't believe you can't.
What's your best meal?
No, so I don't cook steak a lot, right?
What's your best meal?
What is it?
What's your go-to?
Like when Travis comes for dinner, what do you?
I don't know.
What's your go-to-me?
Yeah, what's your-
Chicken and pork.
It's the best for you.
Chicken and pork?
I like making salmon a lot.
Sweetheart, let me tell you something about pork.
It's never good for you.
Yeah, if you make it really lean.
It's not good for you.
I know, but it's not good for you.
It's high in animal fat and cholesterol.
Look at me.
So, I like seafood.
So say you having a dinner day.
Yeah.
What do you make?
I'll make salmon.
I have a special, like, rub I put on it, and then just out.
I'm just watching you.
With asparagus and avocado on the side.
Not a big asparagus eater, but never, ever eat.
Farm-raised salmon.
I don't.
We get it.
My stepdad knows a guy in Alaska.
Ever.
Can you send me something?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm going to just buy it from IKEA and give it to you.
Is that fresh?
Kristen, you get to pick this week who won.
Because you never picked.
Yeah, go ahead.
I don't know.
For Pocono?
We definitely don't want Josh to pick.
Who gets to pick who?
Oh.
We're not taught.
Kristen, stay with us.
I know.
I'm so...
Who wins the question of the week that you're sending a hat to?
Anna Hood, autographed hood this week.
She's not even...
We need a fan card of Kristen, like a little baseball trading card.
I feel like we talk about restart controversy all the time.
The first one, sloppy yellow.
What?
Slopi yellow gets the hat.
He gets enough stuff.
I know.
The dude's like...
Then you pick.
He's Mike Davis.
I know.
They hold hands together and you're going to give him more free stuff.
He's Mike Davis's best for.
friend.
Fine.
Now you've got to send two people something.
No, now you can't take it away.
You can't be an Indian giver.
Be Be Be Beigert.
I like the name, Chasmith.
I just want to give it away because of the name.
All right, we're doing three hats away.
Bigert, you win.
We're going to Whistler.
We're going to Myrtle Beach.
Have we ever gotten a pedicure?
Let's go to Whistler and then Myrtle Beach.
Have you ever gotten a pedigree?
No, I don't, I don't like people touch my feet.
I wouldn't let my mom come about toe nails when I was a little because it freaked me out.
I'm wearing flip-flops.
That's why she's asking me this.
Yeah, staring at his feet.
I need to cut my toenails.
I'm sorry.
No, I didn't say your feet looked bad.
I was just curious.
You have, look, they look nice and soft from this.
Is this your rant?
Brett's feet?
They are soft because I don't do anything.
My hands are soft, too.
I have a, yeah, I have a friend with way worse feet than that, so you're all right.
Yeah.
Dude, his big toes, like the size of.
Hammer toes.
It's like my size of my fist, dude.
That's so gross.
And he only wears flipflops.
I'm talking middle winter icing outside.
He needs to go see my sister-in-law.
She's a podiatrist.
Why is he going to make his toe smaller?
I thought you were going to say she did feet, and I thought only Asian people do that.
And you don't look Asian.
Yeah.
I like Asian people.
I got a lot of Asian friends.
They have dairy allergies.
My Asian friends do, like gluten stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that's what.
This stuff is like rice noodles, so I can eat that.
It shows insightful in a lot of ways other than just racing.
It is.
What's your favorite food?
I don't know.
I got a good swordfish recipe.
Salmon?
I love salmon so much.
I got a good swordfish.
And I love peanut butter.
Yeah, we can't eat that much.
I haven't had peanut butter
probably six years.
Yeah, nut allergies.
We got,
yeah, our little girls both have
nut allergies,
so I have had nothing peanut butter.
So like on the one hauler,
we try to keep it off too
because Wyatt,
Elliot's son,
has a peanut allergy.
It sucks.
It does.
I mean,
we're so used to it now.
I can look at something
and tell you,
you know,
we can look at something.
I didn't read the package.
I can almost tell you,
don't bring that,
don't bring that.
That's okay.
Yeah, it sucks.
When you can have kids, Josh?
He needs a girl first.
Well, no, that's not true.
You can adopt.
You should adopt a cute Ukrainian child.
You don't need a girl, buddy.
You can just get a kid.
With all the time you have.
Not being on the road.
Josh, I mean, I feel like we've been leaving Josh out.
Josh can babysit for you guys.
Josh hasn't been asked to one prime yet.
Josh hasn't been asked a prime yet.
We need Joshmingle.com.
Yeah, we do.
Yeah.
So, all the single ladies.
of the millions of listeners.
You guys got anything to ran about this week?
Do you think we have lady listeners?
Yeah?
Our only guys.
My mom listens.
Your mom writes us all the time.
Is your mom hot?
She's gorgeous.
Send us some pictures.
Yeah, can we see a picture?
Yeah.
Right now.
Okay.
Is she on Snapchat?
Oh.
She can barely function with Facebook.
Is this like the one who wanted to know if you guys like cubed ice or crushed ice?
She is?
Yeah, she's crushed, dude.
Yeah.
I'll take either.
It don't matter.
And my mom's awesome.
Trustice is always the way to go.
I'm really interested in what she looks like.
My mom listens, too. Is your mom listen?
Your mom tweets all the time and stuff.
My mom's a trip.
I won't let my mom listen.
My mom's lost all her real life friends because she only lives on Facebook now.
Well, that's like a whole, that's a bigger world there.
Yeah, she's like, she's so much cooler online.
Make that song.
So much cooler online.
See, I do know a little country.
On the line.
On the line.
Come on, Mom.
Come on, Stifler.
See her.
That's my mama.
Oh, your mom is hot.
And she drinks Corona.
Get it, girl.
So she's like.
And she's in a two-piece bikini.
Five-five and blonde.
Where did you get this?
And I have five brothers and sisters.
So she's had six kids.
Wow.
Yeah.
Look at her.
There, she's 63.
You guys look alike.
I can see it.
Six kids.
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
Metal.
She deserves an award.
She's a babe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She looks great.
Yeah.
She had a basketball team on the first one off the bench.
Oh, yeah.
Dang.
Yeah, she's a keeper.
That's awesome.
Well, thanks for listening, Mom.
How about your mom, Josh?
She's the listener.
Your sister still listen?
Oh, my gosh.
So there's three females.
Yeah.
We're up to three.
Hey, Josh's sister.
Josh is going to get on a rant about you talking about a sister.
Oh, he's turning a red.
I love it.
All right, Pocono predictions, folks.
Oh, man.
Let's talk about Charlotte prediction
So who did I pick
So TJ picked
Jamie McMurray
And I picked
Oh my God
I picked
I picked Greg Biffle
And at no point
During 600 miles
Was Jamie Murray
Even a straightaway
Close to Greg Biffel
Greg Biffel home this race
I think he finished 10th
Didn't he?
He was in that ballpark
Yeah
He was right there
All the all the Rouch cars
Were running
Pretty close together
They found something
Yeah
Yeah the 17 and him
Yeah the 17th and him
Were pretty close
Between 10th and 15th
Most of the race
Yeah
But yeah man
I thought McMurrie
would that he's good there too
that's what I thought I mean and Larson
took off in the beginning and got up there in the top five
top six when you made that pick and the good thing
about going first is you can put the other
guy on a pickle and I literally was like man I'm in a pickle
with this pick like who am I going to pick
around this because you don't want to go with a
Lugano you know and waste a big bullet
to go against McMurray you also don't
want to give it away and go with the Mears
you know nothing against Casey
Mears super nice guy but he hadn't
seen a Lee lap in a while and
so he put me in a pickle
So anyway, here we are Pocono.
T.J. Gets go first again.
I don't even study now because I don't know what to do.
I mean, it depends on him.
I need to, geez.
It's 8 to 5, right, Josh?
Yeah.
Thanks to our spreadsheet guy.
Let's see.
Pocono.
I'm trying to save all my heavy hitters for late in the season here now.
I'm trying to save them.
So I'm trying to go.
See, here's the thing.
You can try to win.
I can try to make up ground.
Or you can try to be complacent.
Like last week I was like, man, I'd pick Martin Chew X.
he didn't well you i'm saving him well he won the race he's not ever going to do better than
winning the race right yeah yeah i mean that's gonna be hard to meet that holy cow that was loud
so there's another podcast that's recording today and taylor calls in and it sounded like god coming
i knew they're trying to be on the better one mike davis sucks man hashtag mike davis sucks for that
one uh so for my pick i just lost my hearing t j just got seven extra minutes to plan this polka no
Well, I lost my thought process.
I'm scared to him.
I will go.
Any day now.
Yeah, I don't remember asking you anything.
Love will come around.
Look at Elliot Sattler winning that race on TV.
Kid it, boy.
This is not brain surgery.
Yeah, but he's trying to put me in a pickle.
The only way to do that is to give him pick somebody that's going to be, you know, right in the middle there.
So, let's go, let's go Larson.
Kyle Larson.
That is another pickle pick.
I won't drag this out.
I'll go with, damn, I don't know who to pick.
I almost committed to Trevor Bain,
and then I was like, he might be Trevor Payne at Pocono.
This is not brain surgery.
Any day now.
Picking against a guy who's been running about 8th,
and he's been the show.
So you've got to maybe hope he's a little bit over the show
and loses it off the tunnel turn and doesn't wreck,
doesn't hit anything.
He's one in the Archer race there, though.
Yeah, Trevor Bain has two.
That's why I was leaning on.
Go with him.
Let's battle it out.
Yeah, I feel like you got an upper big advantage if I pick Trevor Bain.
Man, Kyle Larson.
Man, you know what I'm going to do?
Dude, Trevor Bain's going to be fine.
That's one less corner.
Yeah.
Elaps.
So that fourth turn is what always gets him.
He's got one less corner to do.
Three turns and he'll be fine.
Man, that's 200 less corners or however many last we run there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not brain surgery.
Holy shit.
Larson's a hard one to pick against there.
Do you guys need a list of who?
All right, here's what I'm going to do.
We do need this.
I'm going to go with a guy with about the same amount as experience as what T.J.
has put on the table.
I'm going to go with Ricky the Mullets, Stenhouse.
Junior.
Ricky the mullet.
Yeah, he had a mullet for a while.
Yes, he did.
A real mullet.
A real mullet.
Yeah.
Not that stick on stuff.
No.
Real.
So that's where we go.
All right.
Cool.
Are they kicking us out of the studio?
Yeah, we need to roll.
Mike Davis is staring us down.
Thanks to One Main again for having us on and presenting this broadcast to you guys.
We love you.
Yep.
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Leave us a review.
Can Exaltah looks up with some paint.
Man.
I want to paint my car.
I don't know. Hey, are we still doing Facebook comments as well?
Yeah, Facebook comments, Twitter.
Facebook comments, Twitter, anything you want to talk about.
DMTJ.
I'm more.
A holla.
Yeah, more.
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