Door Bumper Clear - 37 - Karaoke Bars and Clowns

Episode Date: October 11, 2016

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Outside, door, bumper, clear of the 18th. Best car I had here in a long time. You're going to do it. You're going to win it. Right with you. You're clear. Check the flag. You win.

Oh, yeah. Do you want inside information? You will not be able to repeat it to your kids, but you will learn and you will laugh. Door, bumper, clear is on. Hey, everybody. It's T.J. Majors. I'm Spotted the 88 Cup car. the 7xfinity car and the 29 truck and here alongside me brett griffin spotter

elliot sadler clint boyer and our lovely lovely shedding clothes undressing coat yes she always comes in here like it's 40 degrees outside then she five minutes later she acts like we're in Miami the temperature fluctuates wildly in here you have a hair on your uh oh oh what is that what's at all is that a pub it was white it's not mine then So we would like to thank Exalta for sponsoring this awesome studio we sit in. Yeah, and for continuing to sponsor Alex and Jeff while they're in the car. Yeah, and they had their last race, I believe, this weekend with our car. But they've been great, man.

Exalt has been a, they're really good, it's been a really great relationship with them. They're really into the team, really into the sport, and it's been a lot of fun. And for them to come on, even pick up podcasts like this and give us a place to do stuff They do such a good job of having pretty race cars. Yeah, I don't lose it. And as a result of that, I would suggest they maybe lend the tip or two to the 24 car because they can certainly use some prettier race cars. Yeah, they've definitely.

I will say that Del Jr. has a big say on what our race cars look like. And he does a really good job. We've always been into kind of designing cars up and stuff. And he's always had a pretty nice. clean looking car and this exalted car is really nice. It's pretty. Even the nationwide stuff, you know, just kind of, it's a really clean, crisp looking car.

24 cars have been so pretty for so long. And now it's like, man, I can't see the numbers on it. I'm like, man, who's designing this thing? Yeah. Anyway. Anyway, so thanks, One Main. Yeah, One May is bringing this podcast to you guys today. And for two more years.

For two more years. Yeah. Do we even have a deal for two more years? I think we're like six weeks left, right? Yeah. Four. Yeah, and then we got to figure out what, you know, I think we should maybe come in for like once a month or once every couple weeks or something when we're not doing anything and do a show. I think people have to like tweet Mike Davis and tell them to hire us back, right?

Yeah, because he makes the decision. Let's start a go fund me so they can afford us. Yes. Can we start a go fund me for the show, Josh? I mean, what are you going to do in the offseason for us? What are you going to do up there? I'm taking a nap. Yeah, I think some naps are...

You know, speaking of naps, let's discuss how you just ignore me and Brett all weekend. You go out on your social life and just forget us. Hey, I mean, you're not always part of my weekend. Here's what happens. TJ, we're in our little chat room, you know, in our little chat room that we all hang out in all week. Like AOL chat room? Yeah, ASL. Yeah, so we're hanging out in the chat room, and T.J's like, hey, Josh, what did you do last night?

He won't answer. And I say, hey, Josh, I heard you had a party. Yeah, talking about college football. He won't answer. Nothing, man. Nothing. So Josh has a party. Did you get invited? No. What the shit, bro? I didn't have a party.

Okay. Josh has a party at his house and they leave his house and then where'd you go? We had Sajid's. Three people over. They went to Saeeds. So they have a party and then they go to Saeeds and we get invited to neither one. What happens at Saiz, Josh? What kind of bars that? It's a low-down. Sounds fun.

I used to drink beer. And watch people karaoke. Did you karaoke? No. If you're in or around Cornelius ever, everyone in the NASCAR industry that is single one under 30 goes to Saeed's and it is a f***ole bar. It is. It is the biggest shat hole. It's the biggest tree in North Carolina and the parking lot of it.

And it's in a gas station. That's cut down. They cut it down? Oh, that's how long it's been. So the guy in the gas station will sell you gas and then when you go park your car, then he comes around there and then he serves you beer. There is no gas station anymore. Really? The gas station shut down.

There's like a snow cone place. Oh, even better. So it's just a karaoke bar now. A vodka snow cone. So Josh was being shady all we should. Yeah. Thanks for the invite. I wouldn't have come, but thanks for the invite.

Has Josh has even responded yet? Yeah. He's still been three days. You know, we got our show sheet late. Josh said he lost power, lost internet, lost everything. His washing machine? What's watching machine got to do with a show sheet? You don't wash the paper.

He was so worried about his show sheet or his washing machine that all he could focus on was that. So it rains out. And I'm writing in there and stuff. And a buddy of mine named Josh as well, Snapchats me and sends me a picture of him and Josh hanging out. Oh, Williams? Yeah. Yeah.

That was fun. Charlotte. Syed was fun. I don't know about Charlotte. Charlotte. Rain, rain, rain, and more. Right. Yeah.

Intro, Charlotte. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah. So my first thing is, thanks NASCAR for calling it when they did again. Double header, they've done very well scheduling stuff and it running very smoothly. I have not seen or heard of anybody having issues.

Pit boxes, tech, pit crews, anything. That's two weeks in a row they've done it. So, you know, it's goodos to them for not making us go sit there all night because we would have sat there all night. And then we would have had to get up and go there the next morning and hit the X-FINIrace rate, you know, first thing. And I think they made the right call before, you know, it got too late in the day and stuff. And it's good for everybody. It's good for the teams. It's good for the fans.

Good for the drivers. It's definitely good for the spotters. The spotters. Yeah. Lives matter. I don't think I got out of bed Friday. I think I stayed in bed all day. I had friends in town that were escaping Charleston because they didn't.

So it was a buddy of mine's wife and two little girls and one of their friends. And we had them in town all weekend just kind of. But it was good. That was fun for battling. Yeah, they're real close to the same age. And they played the whole weekend. So I had to, I stayed cooped up in my bedroom, I'm watching football and stuff. But it was good.

And it was good that NASCAR calls. because I got to spend more time with them and stuff too, but yeah. So it's a good result, Jimmy won, and then we had a... I don't know if it was a very good result for us. Yeah. Yeah. We had a little bit of bad luck. I saw the, I saw the left front.

I saw a little, I didn't know if it was the left front or not, but I saw a little bit of smoke coming out of the car right at the near the end of the back straight of it. And I'm like, I thought we were either blowing up or something. Oh, Alex? Yeah. And the 13 car was on the outside of us, and I was like, oh, no, this is, there's nothing you can do that. So when you get to that point, you know, if I would have saw it earlier in the straightaway or something, he would feel it, though, because these cars run so close to the ground. So if there was a problem earlier than that, it would have been scraping the ground. He would have felt it, but it happened right into the corner. And, you know, nothing we could do.

We took the innocent 13 car with us, which I'm sure people were, all the other drivers were so upset about. You know, so that's the end of our race. I took the rest of the race off. Xfinity. Xfinity was great. Two cars going forward. Yep. It's awesome.

Very good. LA coming in second. Yeah. And how about Burdett's pit calls, man? We got some crew chiefs that make some pretty good calls that give a shot to win it into the races. You know, that's two or three times in the last month that Jason's given us a shot. I mean, Dover last weekend, we had a decent shot at the end. For sure.

Chicago, were we at a few weeks ago? Yep. He did the same thing in Chicago, Charlotte. And we're sitting on the front row or first couple rows of these. We start slating a race, and we got a shot at winning. and things go our way? Yeah, for sure. We're going to win that race.

We have super smart crew chiefs. Well, I don't know about that. I used to work with Kevin. I think he's just getting lucky. I'm just kidding. All right, so let's go into spot-on, spot-off. Both J-RM entries make the second round of the Xfinity Chase. It's a big deal.

Yeah. Really big deal. Spot on for our company, spot on for how fast our cars are, spot on for the job the drivers are doing. Obviously, the spotters are extraordinary. There's no arguing at that point. So again, the inaugural chase, you got guys like Ty Dillon not making it. Crazy.

Which tells you it's not easy. You got guys like Eric Jones barely making it, which tells you it's not easy. So big hats off to our company. Yeah, and you got big names that didn't make it. Yeah. Guys like guys that are competitive, Ty Dillon. Yeah. So, yeah, but spot on for advancing in this round.

There's some good cars. I feel like we are definitely capable and should. be in this round, but you never know. One bad luck, one race with bad luck, and it's going to be hard to recover. This is when you get into one of two things. You keep racing like your been racing, which is what you should do, or you go into points racing mode. And man, when you go into points racing mode, it scares me because guys can make more mistakes

trying to be careful than they would normally make. So I hope our team does what we've been doing, which is go out, try to win. I mean, we finish first at Kentucky, ran well at, or, First at Kentucky. Where did we go after that, Dover? Ran well at Dover, and then obviously second at Charlotte. So just take that same mentality. I wouldn't change our approach.

I feel like when you quit what you're doing all year that got you to that point, you try to do something different, that's when you open the door up for, because it's not what you normally do. So there's more room for error and more room for failure. When you go on just try to win, and, you know, that's the best strategy you can do is just go try to win. The only thing that really scares me in the Xfinity series, honestly, with cars as fast as ours are, is some of these idiotic slow cars.

They don't hold their line through the corner. You know, they just don't race courteous. Whoever was driving the 25 car this week was a complete moron. So when you get around some of those people and put you in bad positions, man, that's the only scary part for me. I think the intensity will continue to ramp up as we get closer to homestead, you know, but my nerves are probably only worried about the morons and those slow cars. I have to say though

Ty was super gracious about the way he didn't make it he said some really nice things on Twitter didn't act like a petulant child so that was nice That's good he's young We talked about Eric Jones And how he's not handled something so well

So it's good to see some young guys being mature about it Yeah and Ty is that Tye's a good dude Yeah I really like Ty a lot He's just a normal He's just a normal kid You know coming up through He's got some lessons to learn and stuff still

But you don't I don't get the feeling off of Ty that he has respect for people still. You know, I've went and watched him race the dirt car in Florida, and I told him I was coming over there, and he was like, all right, man, cool. I put your name on a list of the shack. Come on in and come find me. All right, cool. So I went over there and wash him race, and it was, you know, he's just a good dude, man.

One thing I think he's done different than a lot of these guys have done is he's not come in and tried to be accepted on a social level. He's come in and tried to be a race car driver. He doesn't go around in the motorhome and hang out. with all these guys. You see a lot of these drivers getting clicks and become friends with a lot of people. I hadn't really seen that out of tie. And I think he has that degree of separation so he can race them hard on the racetrack

and I'd have to worry about if they get mad at him. So I think he's doing a lot of good things. Obviously, he's got to find some speed. He's doing races. There's still some learning curve, still some overdriving at a certain time. But I think he's gotten better since last year. I do. Way better.

And we both think he's going to the 13 cup car next year. So, again, I think he's got a lot of good things going for him. Spot on, spot off. Jimmy Johnson makes the second round of the cup chase. I'll go spot on to Jimmy there. You know, he's been knocking on the door, and they finally put a race together where they didn't have any mistakes. They've been shooting themselves in the foot a lot,

and he finally put a whole complete race together, and they were fast. Super fast. Yeah, and that's Jimmy's one of his best tracks. Yeah. So, you know, when you go to Charlotte, you know you're going to contend with Jimmy, but you give him a fast car like they gave him, too, and all the Hendrick cars were good again there.

So, you know, Alex was running great before we had the tire problem. And Chase, obviously, I was right there and going to have a shot to win as well. Yeah. Spot on for Jimmy Johnson winning. Spot off for the fact that he's even eligible to go to the third round. Because if you look at the first race of the first round, he was found illegal. Martin Truex was found illegal. If they penalize those guys the typical 15 points,

Jimmy Johnson doesn't even make the second round. So it looks like we deferred all. point penalty, which if I'm the other guys, if I'm the first guy out of this chase in the first round, I'm mad because that could have been my spot. So in my opinion, if we had been consistent all year, he's not even eligible to be in the second round. So he's obviously not eligible to be in the third, but because we had a rule change again, boom, he makes the second round and guess what Jimmy Johnson does?

He wins at Charlotte. Man, you know that never. It always comes after the fact. Yeah. Like back in the day when Clint got his penalty, it came after the chase started. So it's like, what good does that do? It didn't even hurt them. So, you know, like, there's no real repercussions for winning races.

Yeah. Other than the fact now that if, you know, they should take him away. If you're not legal, they should take it away and you don't get credit for it. I'm a huge Jimmy Johnson fan. This guy, in my opinion, is the greatest stock car driver to ever will a race car. And I realize there's a lot of errors and a lot of arguments that can be made. But what he's accomplished is amazing. this era that he's accomplished it. But if he gets that 15 point penalty, it's over.

Yeah. I think Jimmy's probably the best driver of this era. Yeah. For sure. I mean, but it'd be, you know, you put, you put Jimmy in one of them cars back in the day. Who knows? He might not be able to, but of this day and age, what he's accomplished is. His stock car record is just truly amazing. I mean, when you look at Tony Stewart, he accomplished everything and everything he ever drove. Obviously, Dale Earnhardt, Richard Petty, talented stock car drivers, but for Jimmy to do what he's done in the air, he's done it. Amazing, crazy. And now he's going for seven.

I mean, he's... You think he'll ever have a nickname? No. No, I mean, like, you know, you got the king. Jimmy the Prince? The Intimidator? The Prince. Is he the Prince?

Seven times? The Prince. Because he can't be the king. We got to come up with a nickname for this guy. The Prince, man. Look at him. The Sheik? The Sheik?

Spot on, spot off. That's the guy that one's the same. That's the guy's had a sheep. during this podcast. Back-to-back weekends with double headers. Spot on. I mean, they made early calls, and we got to run both races, and they were clear days. Man, if you're a race fan, how can you not love this? I mean, you've got eight hours of racing two weekends in a row. Unless you had to leave. With the two most popular forms of motorsports in America. I mean, they're on TV, number one and number two every week. So huge spot on. Maybe Mother Nature is trying to tell NASCAR.

or something. Maybe she's trying to say, hey, you guys watch. She likes day races. Yeah. Watch what I do. I can make this better than you guys.

And it was a day race. I'm all four day races. I love Saturday night short track races, but as far as mile and a halfs, I love a day race at a mile and a half. Hot, slick, different grooves, not right around the bottom. And,

hey, one quick thing I thought of, before I forget, where was the 78? When? In Charlotte, this race. So, the 78 car ran around 10th, pretty much all day.

But the guy, and something happened at some point during the race, and he came by us, and his right side skirt was sticking out six inches, and he was flying. And he drove from 10th or 11th all the way to third or fourth, came in and pitted the clutch went out. He couldn't get out of his pit stall. So went out and restarted, you know, 12th or whatever it was because he could get going. Probably ended up finishing around 12th, too.

But at some point during the race, man, his right side skirt, T.J. was sticking out this far. I come by us and I'm like man I was probably sleeping probably yeah you were I was napping probably yeah I'm with you man I thought I mean to go as dominant as they were

in the first race there to come back and not not I mean I expect to him to lead laps It's very obvious they were planning for a night race and their night race day race set up were completely different They missed it somewhere big Yeah

Spot on spot off Kentucky is adding another layer of asphalt To the surface after the repave Really could care less How about we add an elevator shaft Kentucky man awesome race fans that facility needs

major major upgrades and I'm not talking about the asphalt you know it's the least of their words the infield's not bad the garages are spacious there's lots are in the park with the trucks they could have made the garage

is small ugly yeah well that's true but as far as like the rest of it goes I mean if you would have saw the kid get off pressure watch the concrete I don't care less about the concrete it's awful I'd rather have an elevator that works.

When you go to a sporting facility and you pay $100 for a ticket, you expect it to be pretty. I do. I mean, yeah. Make it pretty. I'm just saying. Why in the hell are we in the bluegrass state and the grass is green? Make the grass blue. Make it like Boise State.

Have some fun with this. I wish we could get a hold of the kid. Get this guy on our podcast. I wish we could get the kid that got stuck in the elevator for a little while to come on the show. It was 95 degrees, and this kid got stuck in the elevator for probably about 30 minutes. That's horrible. He was not happy. He was come out drenched and sweat.

Oh, that would not be fun. What would happen if that was, you know, someone else that mattered? Like you? Like if you mattered? What if you're trying to get to do your job, and that thing breaks it and your car can't enter the racetrack because you're stuck in an elevator? That's a problem. Yeah.

Kentucky's a problem. I wouldn't say this if it didn't happen six times a weekend for the last handful of years since we've been going there. This is going to screw the racing up. To the point of the question, spot off, it's going to screw the racing up again. You can't have fresh asphalt and expect to see a good race. It never happens. Too much grip. Speeds are too high.

Guys are in the gas too much. So I'm not a fan of ever. I'm not a fan of ever seeing a repave. Yeah. The only, it was pretty rough on the apron. Oh, yeah, it was rough. Bless these guys' heart and any mouthpieces. Yeah.

So, I mean, but the corners, though. Yeah. What was that? I don't know. With that. We're taking a break. Hey, Junior Nation, now more than ever, exclusive, entertaining, and free content from the world of Dale Earnhardt Jr. is no further away than your fingertips.

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I'm going to give you topics to debate, all right? We're going to rebuttal. And there's a rebuttal. All right, Brett, you're up first. Parvick, 38th, Legano, 36th, Elliott, Elliott, 33rd, Dylan 32nd, and Hamlin 30th, all had horrible finishes at Charlotte. Five of them. Who do you think has the best shot to rebound this weekend before the crapshoot that is Talladega?

These guys are all panicking because of the fact that this round does have Talladega in it. We're headed to Kansas, and you've got all four of these five guys are amazing at my and a half tracks. You know, Harvick is going to be fast. Lagano is going to be fast. Chase Elliott could have easily won the race at Charlotte.

Denny Hamlin, we know how good he is pretty much everywhere. So which one do I think is going to be the best? Man, I'm going with Harvard. Yeah, Harvick is good under pressure, and he seems to find a way to win when they need to win. Lugano has been fast at places like that. I think he'll come out of there with a solid top five. Elliot, I think Chase will have a good shot at winning.

I honestly think Austin Dillon is probably going to struggle. He's going to be at eighth to 15th place car most of the weekend. And Denny's up or down. He's probably going to speed on pit road and go from third to, you know, 30th. And I don't know. You never know with him. He's either going to be real fast or non-existent. Chase Elliott is certainly the sleeper.

I'm going with experience past champion. Kevin the hitman Harvick, UFC guy. Kevin the hitman? Yeah, that sounds good? Yeah, sounds great. Sounds better and happy. What a terrible nickname. That's terrible.

Happy Orvick. And he never is. Dude. Hitman sounds badass. They should call him unhappy. Unhappy. Because he's normally not happy. Maybe that's why they call him happy.

Maybe. Sarcasm. So what they call the biggest guys? What's up small? Tiny. Yeah, hey, Tiny. So tiny. T.J.

The number two, Xfinity Car pitted late on Sunday evening. saying that he was attempting to manipulate the outcome of the race and push the number three car on to the round of eight if he had succeeded would nascar have to look at this as a possible cheating attempt should they look at it now uh yeah we're i mean you're there to win the race if you enter in a car you it's supposed to be entered to win the race and go for the win you know there's there's been numerous opportunities in in previous races for cars to you know there's when you it looks awfully weird i mean when you pull off like that it's not like making a it's not like short pitting a little earlier

or something like you know you've got to pit 10 last you pit 10 last where you're supposed to that's different you know when you're pulling off to manipulate a row or a position or something that's not right in my eyes I was standing beside bubble Wallace's spotter and bubble was two

points out of the chase making the next round and I looked at Freddie and I said man you got to get two spots somehow here and he said no I don't I only got to get one and I said no because that two car under no circumstance will it beat that three car period that they're not going to give up that point to the point that I made the two car let him go on the track and then even pitted out of sequence came in play with the

referee went back on the track if that wasn't intentional I'll kiss everybody's ass in Charlotte yeah I don't I think I can say that right I think that was definitely done that to help him out but you know that like I said I mean you're not no one's going to get in trouble so do it whatever oh You're up, yeah. Yeah, sorry. Should NASCAR ever race at Charlotte Motor Speedway at night? Brett.

No. We should never, ever, ever race at Charlotte Motor Speedway during the nighttime. And the daytime, that track is temperature sensitive. It gets slick. It creates passing. I don't need 30 seconds to prove to you guys that racing there at night is boring. And for whatever reason, all three races of our freaking season are at night at that track. Stupid.

Yeah, I love. I want the daytime races there. Even the All-Star race, we should end the All-Star race as it gets dark. That gives people time. Look, it gives people time. It gives the crews and drivers time to celebrate with each other, and people to hang around and go down there and watch Victory Lane stuff and do stuff like that.

We end these races so late, you just want to get out of there and go to bed. We should start that race and get done as it gets dark. If we race during the day, it gives Josh time to plan a party and have us all at his house and get the Saeeds after the fact. Yep. So I'm going to vote day races just solely for that reason, Charlotte. Yes. Trux Jr. admitted his wrongdoing on the restart,

where he got into the rear of Austin Dillon and turned him, causing a huge wreck. In your opinion, did MTJ do the right thing on the restart by bumping a little, or should he have given him more room? TJ. I was checking the back of my eyelids for holes when this happened. But, you know, this is, restarts here like that, Charlotte. The dog legs create runs. There's a little, you know, there's grip issues with the rear tires,

and people get runs and go, you know. They're trying to help a guy or whatever. I don't, he's trying, I don't know what his intentions were with it, but I don't find a problem with him, and the guy either trying to pass somebody or help somebody a little bit. He didn't go in there and say, I'm going to wreck the field right here, you know. What we've seen with some of these restarts lately is the guys in the second row are more important to help the guy in the front row keep the lead.

When you look at what Elliot did when he won Kentucky a few weeks ago, he had Suarez pushing him to the lead. Martin was trying to do the same thing to help the three car. The three car was on two tires, which probably wasn't that smart to begin with. So for it not to hurt Martin, who was restarting third, he had to push the three car out there and help him get out front to literally get him out of the way.

Unfortunately, he hit him too hard, three car couldn't save it. The rest was a mess. Yeah, it's not. He wanted a help. I'm sure. Yeah. I mean, the only chance he has, and I'm sure the three car wanted the help, but just not to be wrecked.

So grip issues are huge with rear tires after, you know, they, you need, stickers always take off better. So, you know, I'm sure Austin wanted the help, and Martin wanted to help too, but it just didn't work out. Pay attention in these last few weeks, as we're all winding down on our season and all three series, how important that second row is to the first row. I mean, when you're the leader, a lot of times you'll,

pick which lane you want based on who you think can push you better. Talladega especially. When it goes wrong, obviously it can go very wrong. I mean, when you have a car wreck in the front of 39 other cars, it has a potential to be huge. But just over the next few weeks, watch the second row on these restarts. Whoever gets the best restart on the second row usually pushes that first row, you know, onto the front of that, whichever line they're in. The first, the off-the-wall topic, British film star Daniel Craig has hinted that he may return for another 007 James Bond movie.

In your opinion, who has played the best James Bond? Who's Daniel Craig? I've never heard of him. I know who's the original 007? Him. That guy's badass. Roger Moore? Sure, that guy, I don't want to see it.

Roger Moore, Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan, and Daniel Craig. Damn. Are you into it? I love James Bond. Holy cow. What? I've seen every James Bond. I watched the Born movies.

Yeah. What more music was I just doing? The Pink Panther, I believe, was what you? You were just humming. What is James Bond music? It changes. We'll do it. Do one of them.

Uh, 007. It does have. Sam Smith did the most recent one. It does have a certain... It's got a little run. That's the Pink Panther, too. No.

No, that's the Nintendo 64 Goldenhye game. That's double O seven. Oh, Timothy Dalton was also on. Never heard of him either. That's Daniel. Craig. Sean Connery is a badass. He is a badass.

Goldfinger was one of the best. Pierce, what's his name? Broson. Who's the first one? Octopussy. Can you say that? Sure. Honestly, I will say this,

despite all the crazy stuff we've... Oh, yeah. Listen, da-da-da-da-da. That sounds a lot like the Pink Panther. Doesn't it? No. Nah.

No? Huh. Anyway, I didn't know you could say the P word as much as we've heard it this past week. Did you? No. Did you know the P word was permissible in media? I did not.

I'm serious. I think if you're talking about a cat. Also, there's a type of fashionable bow that Melania Trump was wearing. That's called a P. Bo. Okay. Well, now we know why she wore that. Sounds a lot like James Bond.

I love the Pink Panther, too. Me too. Great off-the-wall question, Josh. We don't know my answer. Classic, Josh. We got to listen to some awesome music, though. All right, let's go to hashtag AskDBC. Let's go.

Josh pick some questions. Josh asked a question. Producer Josh asks, what does Brett mean when he says rim riding on the radio? Oh, God. People, sending in questions. Producer Josh is having to chime in here. That's how bad you guys are doing as our audience. Rim riding means they're literally riding up against the wall.

They're riding the cushion. He's such a 10-year-old. I'm just looking at Brett's face. He's trying to do this without laughing himself. Rim riding. Rim riding. It's riding. It's riding. He's riding.

Yeah. He's going. At Plummer Dave or 1 asked, do you have any stories about uncontrolled fans that you can share? Plummer Dave. Is this a guy of lace pipe? Maybe. I think he does.

Like J.R. Smith. He's a plumber. Do you have any stories about uncontrolled fans? So there was a girl named Missy from Utah one time. We were to Walmart in Las Vegas. She's a plumber? She was a plumber? She and I had been out all night.

Where were you? We were in Vegas. At a Walmart. At a Walmart. Doing an appearance for Coca-Cola and Elliot signed an autographs at 9 in the morning on a day off in Vegas. So we had not been to bed. We were both single back then. We were in our early 20s.

Why did Coke make you do that? Because they loved us. So we're at this appearance, and this girl comes. through and she says, Elliot, will you sign my underwear? And he's like, he's like, no, I can't. You're wearing them. She proceeded to take her damn underwear off right there in the line. And I thought she was just going to hold her hand.

I'd be like, no, I'm not there right here. So that was probably the most awkward thing I ever saw a fan do. What'd she say? And I would say, the question here is any uncontrolled fans? I'd say that's pretty uncontrolled. Elliot will testify this. So maybe we shouldn't judge too much. It is Vegas.

It is Vegas. Elliot does have some super interesting fans. Did he make it out too? Did he sign it? Do you sign the underwear? No, we did not sign it. Well, he did not sign the underwear. Because he has that thing too where he won't sign a body part unless you say you're getting a tattoo.

Right? Uncontrol fans. TJ, what else you got? I'm sure I can think of some more. Oh, gosh. Where do I begin? I felt so bad. So Dale was up on the pit box.

Where were we? Dover. And a fan came up. And so Tyler and I were standing. Well, Tyler was up there and I was standing down to. Block. Yeah. And he comes up and he had all this die cast.

And he said, can I go up there and get the sign? And I said, unfortunately, I said he's working right now and he's not doing autographs. And he's like, but I came all the way from Canada. Like that was it. A? Hey. I will say this about fans. He was super nice about it, though. He's like, I understand. If you're a fan of someone and you see them out in public, wave to them, send them a beer.

If they're eating chicken wings, don't go over and ask for an autograph or ask to have your picture made or try to shake hands. Like, be somewhat courteous. And then let me tell you how else you don't start this out. Well, I hate to bother you, bud. Hey, dumbass. You're bothering me. Like, don't say I hate to bother me. Like, don't say I hate to bother you, but no, you don't hate it that bad because you're getting ready to do it. You know, wait until they leave, do something walking out when they're done.

Yeah. Something like that. But in the middle of dinner is so awkward. The nicest guy that I personally have ever been around is Del Jarrett when it comes to people approaching him. He will literally deal with it no matter when it is. I'm just telling you to be sitting there with them. It's awkward. Don't be disrespectful of their privacy all the time.

Wait to TJ's point until they got to. up and they're leaving or they're done with their meal. Send them a beer, take a selfie. Dude, just, God, Almighty. People are crazy. So I think the craziest time was probably around in 2003-ish. We were actually in Del Jr.'s house, and we all had cubicles. We had four cubicles. In his house? Remember that? He had a T-line run out. Yeah. Well, this is back across from DEI. We were in there. That's when he had Club E in the basement. Yeah, it did. We had to back the car out to party down there. But, um, So all these cubicles face each other and stuff.

And we're sitting in there. We're racing something. And this girl walks in the room. And I'm like, hello. Just walks in. Yeah. And he's looking over me. We got headsets on.

We're like nerding out. You know, and she's just kind of like, hey. And he's like, hey, like, well, I'm from wherever. And I told myself, I wasn't going to leave until I asked you out. She hot? She came in the house? She did? Yeah.

How? Basically, basically walked in. Walked in and walked in the room we were in. Was the door not? Was she hot? No, it's a gate. There's a gate.

Was she hot? A little, yeah. But, you know, his answer was just kind of like, you know, I don't really know what to say. You just walked in my house. You're weird, lady. And I was like, look, you got to go. How'd she get past the gate? There was only a fence.

Well, no, there was a gate at the end of the one down at the end of the driveway, too. But there's a fence by this tall. Yeah. I just climbed the fence. Yeah, it wasn't that tall. So we used to have parties after the Charlotte races, and he had a fence around and a gate. So people took the, uh, fenced the pieces between the two, you know.

It was plastic or whatever they are. They took them out and drove their car through there. It was just wide enough for a car. They took the pieces out next to the gate and drove their car through there. People are weird. You think? So that, so we're all hanging out on there. There's probably 25.

of us, 30 of us. And the next thing you know, there's just people like straight from the racetrack there. Like, t-shirts on. We're all like, what? Welcome to the party? Yeah. And then we go and you don't realize. You just think they're friends of somebody else or whatever.

And you go to leave and their gates, the fence is missing. So that's all been addressed. But, you know, that's kind of aggressive. That's aggressive there. I mean, you don't just invite yourself into people's places like that. Especially with someone like that's called breaking and entering. Press passing. Yeah.

I'll tell you the other thing I'll do too, man, like you can go to an autograph session and you can sign autographs for two hours. You know, you're signing 600 to 800 autographs, and you have given all the time you had to that particular sponsor of that particular event, and you're getting ready to leave, and that one guy will be standing there and say, hey, man, will you sign this? and you don't stop to sign it because you have another obligation to get to. Oh, you're an a-oh.

Oh, yeah. And it's like, no. Josh hears that all the time. Actually, I'm not a-b-you're an-a-h-h-h-h-you-know. What did we get called? Where were we? I got called Heartless. Heartless and you've killed our dreams or something.

Where? This was early in the year. It was at pre-race. Plus, he was talking to Kevin. He was talking to his crew chief two minutes before getting in the car. This guy comes up with a hat and he gives me the soft. story. I'm like, sorry, sir. You know, we're not doing any autographs right now.

And he looked me dead in the eyes, pointed at me, and said, you are heartless. It was awkward. It's like, wow. Thank you. Have a good day, sir. Yes, sir. And you need to get a life. Jesus.

Go to getalifed.com. And I always tell those people, too, I said, just mail it into the shop. We'll get it signed for you and mail it back. Yeah, you are heartless. But, Josh, oh my gosh. That was so funny. Look on the appearance page. There's 20 appearances.

as he's doing. Go to one. Yeah. It's not that hard. Wow. Good question. Plummer Dave. That Mitchell Slaw asks, if you get roped into going to karaoke night somewhere,

what song are you rolling with? Ironically, Josh. Yeah. Ironically, Josh. Why don't you answer this, Josh? What do you sing at Saiz, Josh? Yeah. I don't sing at Syed.

I have never sang at sides. What do you go in there to do? Drink? Drink? Yeah. What are you? What's your go-to karaoke song? Uh.

Chris, I want you sure go to the song. What are you saying? Idiots. I don't know the last time I did karaoke. Yeah. I want to hear someone do like, We didn't start the fire, because that song's ridiculous.

We didn't start the fire. You don't know the other version? Uh-uh. Though we didn't fight it, and we tried to light it. Catchy. Catching. An arsonist's anthem.

You look like you could sing. I tell you what I want to see. I want to see you and Will, Elliot's bus driver. Wee. I want you all to sing. Wheel. I want y'all to sing picture.

Kid Rock. Okay. Cheryl Crow. Cheryl Crow. Does he like singing that song? I don't know. Let's do it. He likes to sing karaoke, but he does it in a devil-worshipping voice.

Oh, yeah. It gets weird, man. He'll get, he does Bob Seeger, you know, turn the page. He'll like, turn the page. And I'm like, holy sh**k. That's his normal singing voice. Nah, he rages. If you ever seen a 60-year-old man with a buzz rage, it is scary.

Yes. This, I love Will. I think you would, I would love to see you sing like a. Spice Girls. I think that's the last. Tell me what you want, what you really, really want. The last one. How about, um, that I sang?

I don't know. You doing that. What about, like, manic Monday or something? Ugh. Put a, you know, get your hair all. What is that? The bangles? Yeah.

I do rap songs. I don't really do the singing thing. Eternal Flames. But you have a good voice. Not really. Why are you going to like eternal, like early, late 80s, early 90s? Big hair. Big hair.

Big hair. I'll tell you what we can do. We can have a karaoke party at Dell Jr. And not invite Josh. And not invite Del Jr. He's got a badass karaoke machine. Yeah. Like really good.

So, yeah. After Homestead, we'll do our show. I thought we were going to the casino. We were going to the casino and then we're going to Hawaii. Yes. And then we're going to Del Jr.'s place to do karaoke. We have a very busy off season. That's where we'll record at will be.

All those different places? Yeah. Yeah. If you could have any artist record a door bumper clear, theme song, who would it be? Wheel. Will. Will and his devil voice.

Wheel. Any artist. Josh, get wheel. Any artist. Could you imagine Will, wheel, doing like a remake and like Little Einstein's or something? Jesus loves me. Imagine him taking a cartoon for kids, like Little Einstein's. I'm going to make sure he listens to this.

We're going on a trip, better favorite rocket ship. We need to get. Josh, you need to pitch a PR interview to a karaoke magazine and have Elliott interviewed to discuss Will doing karaoke at the Sheraton and Dover. Will signs up to do karaoke. He just all got in the cup, right? At the C bar? We've all made it. We're going to be a big deal.

So we're in cup racing. Will has got on a brand new Elliott Sadler Enterprises shirt, which I have ordered for him. I pay $39.99 for it. And Will gets up there to do karaoke and he starts singing, Ellie looks at me. He said, I swear to God, if you. ever give him another ESE shirt, I'll fire you. He does not need to be on stage singing with my name on his chest. Devil worshiping.

So we need Elliot to tell that story in public. Oh, weal. Yeah, I almost got fired over how bad he is at karaoke. I mean, that's bad. So he's like, well, Ryan Blaney and Bubba there, you know, they get into that heavy metal stuff. Yeah. Yeah, Bubba's a drummer. Hey, you know what I don't like?

So they did that Snapchat deal when we were out west, and they were like totally rocking out. I don't like how it switches the camera. It looks like everything's backwards. Yeah. Like I saw some people doing Snapchat's, like, from the race, and the cars are going from the right side of the screen to the left side of the screen on the front stretch. And I'm like, that's not normal. No, it reverses everything. Like, when you're driving or whatever, it has you, like,

it's just weird. Well, my brain sees that stuff that's not supposed to happen. I get, like, weird it out. I'm like, I think I've got to go to the hospital. All right. So, artist, artist, this recording door bumper clear. Um. I got Justin Bieber. God. Yeah. Is it too late to clear me?

That's who I got. Justin Bieber. I don't know if I could go that far. I'll go Justin Timberlake. Let it give us some followers. That's solid. That's very solid. How about some Celine Dion make it really emotional?

Oh, no. How about Selena Gomez? Selena Gomez. She's like 12. Gross. Oh, my gosh. She's over 12. She is like 23 or something.

You only got to be 18 to be an adult. Hey, if you use that vacation, don't least. Yeah. How? Dirty Myrtle. At Babs 2121. If NASCAR raced at an F1 track, which track would you want to see them race at?

Oh, man. It's easy for me. Go, T.J. I have a couple. There's a couple. I really like the looks of the Texas racetrack. I don't like to fly, so that's mine. Austin, Texas.

Yeah, but I don't like how it doesn't have enough banked corners. for me. You know what I mean? Like it's got elevation change on the front stretch but the rest of them are flat corners. I like some,

I like to, you know, have a little bit of elevation change and some S's and stuff and I don't feel like they have, it does. Yeah, I was about to say Monica. That'd be super weird.

I was, you know, Monaco and, what's the track that has the U-Ruge or whatever up the, it's a really long track? Did it spa? Maybe spa, something like that. Just somewhere with a lot of tradition,

but I'm going to go ahead and tell you, Monaco. I just want to watch it. Can we get a boat? Yeah. Can we just go to the F1 race? I'm on a boat and... Yeah.

I'll go to Monaco just because I want to go there. All right. Kansas predictions. Oh, we got to go there. I think it's over. I'm done picking this stupid stuff. I can't lose. I can't get any luck.

If T.J. wins out, he ties. What's the score? Yeah, there's six left. If he wins out, it's 18 to 18. So when he loses this week, it's over. It's over. He's gone. He's on.

I'll take Harvick. Harvick? Man, I got to swing for the fence. It didn't take him long to get his pick in. It's a new landscape record. I've got to swing for the fence here. I think Harvick is a lovely play, and I'm going to go with rookie sensation, Chase Easy Elliott. Here he comes.

The new Easy. Dumbest nickname. Easy? Easy like. Sunday morning. You damn right. Chase Elliott. So going into the rant, Chase Elliott's a good lead in for that.

Because I feel like from a marketing standpoint, NASCAR tries to cram the youth down our throat. And I'm talking about the industry throat, the fan throat. If it's going to happen, it's going to have to happen organically. Chase Elliott leading laps at Charlotte. Chase Elliott contending to win the race. Kyle Larson winning races. when they start doing that, then tell me how great they are. Don't tell me names are made here when I don't even know who the names are.

I was just going to say names are made here. It just irritates me. Names are made here, and they don't even have their names on TV, so you still don't know who it is when the commercials over. Stop trying to force feed us. Let us enjoy the glory years of Jimmy Johnson, Dale Jr., Kevin Harvick, because five years from now, they're not going to be here. Let us enjoy that.

Let us cling to that. In the meantime, let this movement happen organically. let these young fans that are out there come to them naturally. Stop trying to force feed fan stuff. It never works. I got one rant. I got one rant. I'm a Bill's fan.

And one time Tyler Rod Taylor didn't line up behind the center. And I thought it was real funny. He didn't? No, and I'm really embarrassed by it. He'd go over to the guard and try to get the ball? He was one. Okay, so look, this is pretty embarrassing. Was this recently?

This was this weekend. How are you going to catch that one, buddy? dude he's off center yeah he's almost behind the left i'm gonna go and tell you that was a fumble and he chased after the ball you think yeah t j did you lose to the lions no we beat the we beat the rams we lost to the lions who's we the eagles i thought you're a pittsburg fan oh gross maybe you should be big bathroom bin yeah that guy you know like that guy is a legend in western Pennsylvania. Like, there are sandwiches and stuff made after him.

I saw the Donald Trump sandwich on Twitter today. It was white bread full of bologna with Russian dressing and a small pickle. I did not make that up. That was not mine. That was funny. Oh, you know, if I don't make the next show, it's because I'm six feet under the ground because I bought this, and my wife doesn't normally listen to these, but I bought this clown mask that you hang on the.

What is wrong with you? Listen, it gets way better than that. So I'm not wearing no clown mask. It's a good way to get, you know, in trouble now. Yeah, I basically. Arrested. But there's this clown outbreak right now. Yeah.

So I bought this clown mask that hangs on the outside of your window, outside. And it's motion activated. So she's going to go downstairs and she's going to flip the lights on. You're going to be home when this happens. I'm going to video it. Yeah, it's going to be early in the morning when she gets. It's it, but she's going downstairs, flips the lights on, and out back, and it's motion activated, and it has a hand up there, and it taps on the window. Oh, God, that is...

It's horrible. She is going to do this, because this podcast... I'm waiting for it to come in, like, any day. I hope she doesn't listen to the show. She don't, so... She goes. She is going to kill me when this thing goes up. My brother does that.

We have these scary masks, and he puts the mask on top of a... what are those like clothes tree yeah with a like a suit coat on it and he'll hide it and you go in and in the dark and he freaks out and he thinks it's hilarious

that's terrifying that's it no it's motion activated just taps on the glass yeah she doesn't want to kill me she's gonna kill you yeah he go yeah that's gonna

did you see and there's this new movie coming out where this guy he for his um that's not a good Snapchat oh for his daughter birthday party, he dresses up as a clown, and then the face won't come off of his face.

It's a horror movie. So the clown face won't come off of his face, like his wife tries to rip it off and rips part of his face off. And then he just turns into this killer clown. Clowns don't bother me. They bother some people. They don't bother me either, but like the movie It freaks me out. I think this is all a setup for the movie coming out.

The clown movie? Yeah. It's just going viral. Because all the videos cut off right when it's supposed to get good. I saw some yesterday though where like I don't know if they were staged or not but regardless if they were it was still kind of funny like people would be driving down a dirt road

and then all of a sudden there'd be a clown and guy got out of his car and beat the shit with a baseball bat. Yeah, gosh, you can't s'h. There was a couple of them like that. There are a couple of them like that where the guy just gets out and starts wailing on the clown but all the other ones are like

hey there's a clown over there he's digging a hole And the kid's like, hey, and then the clown looks, and then after about five seconds, just running over after him. And then the video cuts off. I mean, you know we're all going to be creeped out by clowns here. I'm not. They don't scare me.

I mean to tell me. Have you ever dressed up like a clown? That dude, do you see the dude bow hunting? The one with the machete? Yeah, this dude comes walking. This clown comes walking through the woods, and he's bow hunting. And, I mean, this dude, full-blown freaks out. He's like, dude, I swear to God, I'll shoot you.

Like, I mean, I mean, yeah, and the clown takes off running. And people are like, was it staged or not staged? The guy's emotions didn't seem staged. No. Yeah, that's a... I'm going to fire a bow at his ass. I just shot him in a foot. He going.

I mean, you can't tell me that you pull in your development. Sun's going down or whatever. You get near your house and there's just, there's a clown walking up and down the sidewalk. He better be big as Josh, because I'm going to tell you what. But it's going to bother you. It's going creep you out a little bit. Imagine him just... I don't do well when I'm creeped out.

Imagine him going real slow by your house and just kind of looking. walking by back to the way. I don't do well in them situations. I want to see what he does. Batter up. I don't do well in them situations. You don't go to haunted houses or anything? I make poor.

I don't like when they fire that chainsaw up, I, pants. Even when the chainsaw? I hate that chainsaw deal because I'm like, there's an idiot in here that his wife has just cheated on him. He found out his mom's not going to live. And he's got a chainsaw with a real blade on it. And he's coming after me.

That scares me That does scare me We're going to the Beast in Kansas On Friday night What is that scared? Is that one of the best ones? You ever been to the one In like Greensboro area?

No Top 10 of the nation So is the Beast I went there when my sister was stationed there The one in Greensboro is pretty good I would come out Decorated as a backpack on you At the beast when you're outside

Waiting in line to go in All of a sudden they'll start playing thriller Yeah And it's like a dance troupe They'll all come out From underneath the cars and stuff And start dancing It's cool

And then you pee your pants When you get inside Because it's terrifying It is? Yeah They touch you? They don't touch you, but they, like, super in your personal space. Yeah.

I was holding on to my brother-in-law for good life. We got in a full-blown, this is Pagerland, South Carolina. We got in a full-blown fight in the last room of the haunted house. Standard. In our hometown. I'm talking about a full-blown fight falling out the back door. That was when everybody was sporting a sag. Pants falling off.

I mean. Janko jeans. You talk about redneck haunted house. That's us. What was there to fight over? Because they started grabbing us. Oh. Man, I'm telling you, I don't do well in them situations.

Was that Trump's first job? Gross. Here we go. Oh, man. Well. Unless you've got anything you want to add, Josh. I would like to rant about candy corn. It's disgusting, and it should all be thrown away.

You're eating wax. It's nasty. It's not good for you. It's disgusting. Flavored wax at least. I like candy corn. Yeah. It looks like rotted teeth.

I only like one color, though. I don't remember which color. Candy corn? Candy corn is just the yellow orange and white. I only like white. I only like one of the colors. What color? Either the yellow part, the orange part, or the white part.

No, it just all tastes like wax. I know I don't like the white part. I just remember biting off whichever color I like. You literally nibble it? Yeah. How do you nibble something that small? Do you just say that? Jesus.

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