Door Bumper Clear - 44 - A Christmas Special

Episode Date: December 20, 2016

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Hey, so Christmas came early this year because who would not want a special edition episode of Door Bumper Clear presented by One Main Financial? The other DirtyMoy Radio podcast, people don't love their listeners as much as we do. Well, our listeners have been screaming for our show. Yeah. Yeah, they've been tweeting us. I've been not reading Twitter because of it.

So, hey, it's KB. And obviously, I'm here with our darling Brett Griffin, spotter for Clint Boyer and Elliot Sadler and Mr. T.J majors, who made it back from Dale's Bachelor Party, spotter for DEJ and Justin Allgaier. How's Costa Rica? It was fun. Yeah.

Yeah. Are we disclosing the locations? Does it matter? Yeah, you can tell whatever you want. Now you're back. I didn't tell you did. Oh, he tweeted last night he went to Costa Rica, didn't he? No, I don't think so.

Oh. I don't know if he, I mean, does it matter? No. You ask him? I don't think it matters. He's home. You all made it. You survived the bachelor party.

Yeah, it was a lot. I think I saw a video of you chasing a monkey. Nope, that was not me. Who was it? A monkey would have been chasing me, if anything. A monkey was bigger than you. I am not chasing any monkey. Yeah.

Or an iguana or any lizard or any type of. Yeah. So you saw a. kind of stuff down there i saw all kinds of stuff any good shoe shows down there you know um people don't wear shoes there no no that's even better now it was a really nice a lot a really cool place yeah really hot fun um good time friendly people not one problem anything so it was a successful trip no fights no fights only um one member almost got a fight with a monkey but we uh you know we got that broken up before it went down.

That's good. That's good. Another buddy of ours got married over the weekend. Freddy Kraft, another spotter. And I went to his bachelor party. It was at this place called the men's club. So I'm expected to walk in and see a bunch of men's. And there were men's, but there were also girls.

And those girls didn't like to wear shirts. I hate them places. Yeah. And they didn't know. And my least favorite thing about those shoe show places is the smoke. You can smoke there still? You can smoke inside? But not this one.

This one's no smoking. Hmm. Yeah. So that was good. Good for you, Brett. You can wear the same clothes the next day. Yeah. It's amazing.

Like, you can go to this little machine and get 10 ones. And these girls go crazy over these $1 bills. It's awesome. It's their rent payment. Yeah. I think, I mean, I think they all go back in the back when they're not on stage and read Bibles and drink chocolate milk. I believe so. And call their fathers.

Yeah. Say, thanks, Dad, for raising me, Ray. Is that why there's glitter in your beard? Yeah. Man, that I didn't get it out. I thought I got a lot of awesome sparkly stuff. Yeah, I probably got a sequence hit somewhere, too. You look shiny and sparkly.

Oh, my God. So bachelor parties are over, a bunch of people getting married, man. That's the thing about what we do for a living is you have to get married during the winter pretty much. I already got the, did you get to save the date for Adam's wedding? Yeah. I texted him. I said, is this an off weekend? My roommate, yeah, he's the guy I'm with on the road getting married next year as well.

So then you screw up everybody's off weekend by doing that. I hate those. I hate those. Those are terrible. We're at that stage in your life. Where's yours? Where's my wedding? Yeah.

Where's yours? You know what? Here's the save the date. Sometime in the future. Coming soon. Coming soon. Maybe you'll stop practicing and get serious one day here. Yes.

Not fair. Not fair. Do we need to go over this again? I'm young. I got plenty of time. I mean, we went from life. You're not that young, Kristen. Hey.

You were young. Yeah, you're not that young. You're almost to midlife crisis mode. Like those hot flashes and all that shit, that's coming. I get hot flashes just being in Exaltus studio. Kristen Mangal is about to have a senior citizen discount button. What age do you start having hot flashes? What age to women do that?

Menopause is, what, 55 or so? What? What? What? What's menopause? It's took over for Amish producer Josh. It's when all women have hysterectomies. Is that when they're done?

You don't have to have a hysterectomy. My mom did have one. Everybody in South Carolina does. My mom had one. It's like you turn four. 40 and you just get a hysterectomy. And then when you go into menopause, and then my mom joined like a support group called

H-Resterectomy. How do you spell that word? H-Y-S-D. I was kidding. Okay. So that happens at like 50? Ish. Depends.

So women can have children up to around then. No, they can have children forever unless they have the whole hysterectomy thing. So the hysterectomy has to be scheduled or is that just happened? Oh, my God. They go in there and like, well. tie things off. No, they don't tie it off. They flush it out.

They take your entire uterus out. Women will like. You can get your tubes tied too. Like my sisters have all done that because they all have kids. And they're just like, I want to have relations. I thought I had their tubes tied, but I guess the knot wasn't tied enough. My parents next door neighbor, she had her tubes tied and her husband had a vasectomy. Yeah.

A year later. Something happened. Yeah. They had a son. Uh-huh. Oh. Could you imagine? Yeah.

They were both angry. Brett. There's no way. Brett, guess what? I'm pregnant with the four. God, we're having more. Bless America. Jeez, what happens if you do that?

I miss something's here. What's her in? I miss Food City. Yeah. She's pretty. Yeah, there's Carrie Earnhardt's in the house, too. He's pretty, too. Yeah, there's Kelly.

Hey, Kelly. So. Now we've got to go to PG-13 version. All these people are. All right, we are back in the exalted studios, and in the spirit of Christmas. Do you want to wait to do this until? No, I'm ready. I don't just stage fright.

So Brett had this great idea of creating the 12 days of Christmas NASCAR style, and it's going to be epic. Natalie got some music for us, and Merry Christmas from us to you, depending on whether you think our singing voices are a gift. Yes, they're definitely going to be a gift. Not a gift. Yes.

TJ, can you sing well? Sure. These are short lines. These are easy. Sing better later in the night. Are you ready for the music? I think we're ready. The hard part is going to be to say it fast enough, right?

On the 12 days. You got to go fast because this is the last part of the song because it's just 12 in a row. So it might take a couple takes. Yeah. Anytime you go fast, it doesn't last long. You ready? Yeah. Kristen's firing it off.

Okay, whoever Kristen be ready. You're the leader. You're Beyonce. I haven't had time to warm up. Do you need one of those things that you blow in? A kazoo? What does that do? It helps you tone your voice.

Blown and something tones your voice? You girls ought to be good at that. Y'all, your voice should be toned. Okay. When Natalie's face turns red, you know you've gone far. Your face is as red as your shirt. I'm hot as fucking here. It is hot in here.

You guys have great voices. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Great. Sound like Ariel. Who's sitting on the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me. Okay, you ready?

Cue the music. And it starts right off. Kristen. Okay, ready? Okay, go. 12, Jackman, Jackie. 11 drivers drive. We already messes love.

You mess this up. Take 12. There's a good chance we won't get this ride ever. On the 12 day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. Good Lord. Ready? No. On the 12 day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.

12, Jackman, Jackie. 11, driver driving. 10 cameras filming. Nine pale letters with frenzy. Hey, how many girls looking? I got this. You messed up three out of the five. Okay.

Okay, here we go. Imagine Josh trying to. Oh, T-Chang. Imagine Josh trying to. That's not me. No. Okay. You guys just do it.

Three, two, one. On the 12 day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. 12, Jackman, Shacking. 11, drivers driving. 10 cameras filming. Started over again. Why does this keep doing this?

It was the remix. Let's do an acapella version. Like pentatonic. Natalie still kick it, and then we can kind of do it at our own rate pace, and you don't. I can just be bop before. Yes.

Eight, helmet, lickers licking. Now she's humming. First, we were blowing into things and now we're giving hummers. Want me to hum it? Eight, Natalie's licking. Seven, Kristen's creeping. Take 209. Are you ready?

On the 12th day of Chris, miss my true love gave to me. 12 Jackman Jacking. Damn, sorry. Oh, my God. Sorry, I'm right after that. Okay, go. On the 12th day of Chris, Miss My True Love gave to me. 12, Jackman Jacking.

11, drivers driving. 10, cameras filming. Nine, pit lizards prancing. Eight, helmet lickers licking. Seven, PR girls creeping. Six, crew cheeps prying. Five, driver's wives in blank. Four letter words.

Three, race fan screaming. Two, rivals shoving. And a spotter stuck in an elevator in Kentucky. Very nice. Nicely done. We're getting a record deal. I feel it. Yep.

Panatonics were coming for you. Wow. What have you guys been doing in the offseason so far, other than Bachelor parties? I've been living in a hotel. Hotel. 20 days. So, I mean, y'all stay in hotel. What's your least favorite part of hotel life?

Oh, gosh. It's not my bed. So when you go into a place for two or three days, you just kind of get in. I don't even turn TV on most time. I put my bag down, live my life, go home, right? this deal, I have decided that I hate shower curtains in hotels. What? Because I don't know whose naked ass has been rubbing up against that thing.

I don't know what they're doing with the soap other than washing their body. It's your family in the room. I don't know if they're blowing their nose. But the shower curtain was already there. Oh, that's how I feel about rental cars. I've always felt like that. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, I mean, just saying, do something like I going after you do. But someone sat on that comforter too and done what on the comfort? What have you done on a comfort? Geez, what the end? Nothing. Wow. I thought you room by yourself. How do you do things on a comforter by yourself?

Are you speaking of an experience? I take your comforter off because it freaks me out. Do you ever watch one of those 20-20 exposés on hotels? I try not to. I try not to since we travel so much. I know. It's horrible, but I have this thing. Like, it's stuck. I watched one one episode and it's stuck in my brain.

You just don't use the glasses for sure. Windex. They don't actually believe. Well, no, that, yeah, they just, oh, this road's clean. Yeah. Yeah, you can actually get HIV drinking after somebody in a hotel room, I think. Listen, there is no telling what goes on a hotel room. I mean, you think there could have been a midget party.

Are you surprised? Are you surprised you don't get more sick traveling as much as we do? I mean, I bank on, we usually stay at decent hotels. Yeah, because that matters. Decent people don't do non-decent things. You trust them to hire people that are going to take their job seriously. They're not replacing your shower curtain after every visit. Wow, you're really still in a shower.

I don't really ever touch the shower curtain, though. you not? I don't. I mean, do you? I don't. You got to push it to like get in. Yeah, but I mean, you're not just like, oh, shower curtain. Oh, my goodness, yeah. Oh, you're so cold. Just touching it freaks me out now, though. Like, I'm just going to, there's going to be water and shit everywhere. Dude, just think when you, when, I mean, you could turn the water off and that might, some dude just might, well, Tom done. Yeah. You go in there. So there's a guy upstairs that he says when he uses the bathroom, he doesn't wash his hands

afterwards because he says that the sink is actually dirtier than himself. I agree. I agree with that comment. Yeah. I never understood the theory of that. Everything that you're going to touch during the process is clean. He's like, I shower, my clothes are clean. I'm not touching anything.

If you don't pee on yourself, you don't need to wash your hands. Figure at the age of 35 or above, you should sort of have that down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Germaphobes. So anyway, what else you've been out to do? Bachelor parties for both of us.

I went to Nashville. That's fun. I saw that. A couple days. Supporting Gatlinburg. Else have I done. Yeah. When Gabe Gatlinberg, Pigeon Fortune, love, that's sad deal.

Yeah, it is. Crazy. This time of year, man, this time of years, just crazy stuff happens for some reason, you know. Yeah. People lose their fucking minds at Christmas. Oh, well, there's a mark. You're stuck with your family for like two weeks. Yeah.

In your case, you're in a two-bedroom hotel suite. Yeah. Six people, one bathroom. It's awesome. One shower curtain. Does each person get like four minutes in the morning in increments? No, we just get up and go. Just do it.

My sister goes whenever she wants. Beyond that, we're all just kind of her mercy. Do you do anything with Mads so far? What did we do? She's just now out of school, so. What did you do for Thanksgiving? Went to my parents' house in Pennsylvania. Oh, did you drive?

Where do your parents live? Just north of Pittsburgh. You know this. We've had this discussion. I know we have. I'm losing. I've lost my mind. Your bill's going to make the playoffs?

No. McCoy's had an awesome year. Yeah, he has. Imagine if they were actually any good. He's on my first. fantasy team. I told you from the beginning, tie rod's terrible. I don't know if it's just tie rod or.

Sammy's been out. They've had, yeah, they've had guys. They've had people playing wide receiver that were on free agent wire like all a year. So if they can stay healthy, if McCoy could stay healthy and Sammy can stay healthy, I think they would do better. But they lost their two draft picks, Shaq Lawson didn't start the year. He didn't come in until midway through the season.

And then they lost Reggie Raglan their other guy in the beginning of the year. So before the season even started. So that's just off. already so i don't know we'll see i mean i'm not i don't ever bank if they make it you know whoa i'll celebrate but other than that's just normal year cowboys are looking good patriots cowboys stealers steelers looking good right they beat the piss out of somebody yesterday yesterday they did but i'm an eagles fan so i could give me what how do you like pit college and then not

pittsburg because i grew up outside of phil like i was born so why do you not like villanova or something because i didn't go to villanova i went to pit why didn't you go over there then somewhere Because everyone that went to college from my town either went to Penn State, Villanova, Temple, and I had to get the heck out. So I decided to go to the opposite side of the state. Plus, Pitts, one of the best schools. She going. See ya. Off like a prom, dress.

Okay. Hey, so Amish producer Josh isn't here today, so we got Natalie SpeedSatter. He's currently building a barn in middle Pennsylvania somewhere with his family. No, Josh was with his family. Yeah. His dad had her baby. His sister had a little London. Mm-hmm.

Are you there for the birth? No, but someone called and asked if I take a test. I mean, that's weird. I'm just kidding. Gross. God. So Natalie's here, and she's going to tee up some questions. Well, Natalie, how's your off season been?

Good. A lot of parties and stuff. When is her own season? Own? Own. Own? On. On.

Yeah, this would be considered by off season. Yeah, I mean, we're here. I don't travel, but. So what if you done this off season? Not much. Or is it your, or may. Maybe it is her on, it's an ugly Christmas sweater party.

We had an ugly Christmas sweater party. Yeah, and she saw a naked bomb. It was funny. I didn't. So there's an ugly Christmas sweater party, and yet people find a way to get naked. Yep. That's not what the party is.

It's just so ugly for. Maybe they kept the Christmas sweaters on. Brett, some of them are hot. They cool off. That's not really cooling off. That's cardio where I'm from. Well, that's fine, too.

And you start sweating. We did have a Christmas party at Greg's house for the 88 guys, which was a lot of fun a couple weeks ago. cardio going on there? I don't know. There might have been. No, it was a lot of fun. So, now I'm going to be like, so Kristen and I are going to be neighbors.

And I'm going to be like, hey, Kristen, you're going to do some cardio. She's like, you pervert. So. No, I'm serious. Like, let's go run. We actually did a little funny story here. You know how engineers are always picked on, like, never leave the lounge, stuff like that. They always, you know, oh, you're always in the office, they see you all day.

Yeah. So we did, at Greg's house, they did. give our engineer a gift. We had, Santa was there, and we had him go up and sit on Santa's lap, and he opened his gift up, and it was a pair of used work boots. And it was the joke because it was something he had never had, you know, never used. So it was kind of funny and very fitting. Yeah.

Because our engineer, I don't think he does ever really come out of the lounge, so it was kind of cool. Sorry, Travis Peterson. I won't name names. Travis is from Pennsylvania, right? No. No, he's from Wisconsin. He's Wisconsin.

Wisconsin. Wisconsin. He's a cheesehead? Yeah. He is. You know, like two minutes before that happened, he was saying, oh, we should have gotten a gift for one of the guys and pranked them. And then Santa goes, oh, Travis Peterson.

That one came to bite you in the ass. I think it would have been funny if we had thought it out a little bit more and we each did something for everybody. That would have been kind of comical. But that Santa was like a bad Santa. Yeah. He got drunk later, like the movie. Not quite that vulgar, but. Yeah.

Close. Yeah. Gross. Shall you hire him or where do he come from? He came from the, I shouldn't even say. I don't know. The Norseville Chamber of Commerce. What a great town we live in.

Support your local business. They hire all these sannas. He was all right next kid. And then he had a little flask. He was like, no, it was good for the kid. We had all our kids there too, so it was a lot of fun. That's funny.

And Greg's wife, I don't know if she ever gets a shout out on anything, but she put the whole thing together basically and did an outstanding job of it. So thank you. Greg's wife, Jessica. That's cool. Yeah. Kids see Santa get drunk. No, they were all upstairs.

Yeah, the kids all had, like, yeah, they were upstairs playing and stuff, and then all the adults were down there. It was good. It was a lot of fun. It really well put together. Already, y'all ready for some questions? Let's kick it. No.

So, in case you guys were living under a rock, there was a pretty big announcement. Monster Energy is the new sponsor for the Cup series next year, and it's a two-year agreement with an option for two more years, paying 20 million per season. Is that accurate? So media reported 20 million per season and then Brian France came out and said,

that's not completely accurate. We have more to the deal than what has been said in the media. Man, I hope so. Because when you look at Sprint, they knew for two years they weren't coming back and they did nothing. And when you look at some of the activation stuff in the midways and for the fans, like I feel like that hurt our sport,

because they were going out of business sales. Yeah, they slashed the marketing budget. And so they stopped like the Sprint Zone and the Miss Sprint Cups from traveling as much. Yeah. So I would certainly hope they have a longer plan than two years because you're not going to get anything out of this on a two-year plan. Not in my opinion. Yeah, or if you're coming in with a two-year plan, come in and knock it out of the park. Yeah.

You know, come in and don't creep into it. Come in strong and see how it works out. Yeah. I think there's a lot of positives. It amazed me how the idiots on something. social media immediately went after the monster girls as, oh my God, this is a terrible sponsor because of the monster girls. Like, let me tell you what gets people to the racetrack, guys going to the racetrack.

Monster girls. Because they take their girlfriends. They take their wives. And they take their kids. And oh, by the way, those kids are the future of the sport. Monster girls are awesome for our fan base. That's people who, the media who jumped on that are idiots. The fans who jumped on that are shallow.

Like, look at the possibilities here. This is a marketing sponsor. to mention it's all they do nothing new i mean f1 you have umbrella girls motorcycle these are some of those popular cycling you even have um podium girls that's some of the most popular auto racing in the world is motto is that motto gp and formula one racing and they all do this and it's it's not it's it's it's a classy way we don't have to make it no you know they're not going to be sitting in thongs i mean it's not i think it's all i think the other key thing is coca cola owns 16% is of monster there are a lot of coca cola So from a distribution and retail standpoint, I think it could have been hard for Monster to come in if these were all Pepsi tracks, but they're not.

So I think the Coke piece makes it easy for Monster to come in and really be relevant on the retail side at the track for these people. And again, I go back to this. This is a marketing company. All they do is market, market, market. So for them to tap in the NASCAR, it could be huge for us. I mean, I like the direction that's going. Me too. Yeah, why not?

I also like that they're sticking with the drivers that they already have, and they're not discontinued. continuing that because of the entitlement sponsorship. So you're sticking with Kurt. Yeah. And I don't think they're, though it will be absolutely zero. I'm not concerned one bit about any of that. The only thing is,

the only thing that's weird about it for me is, why haven't you announced what they're sponsoring? You just say they're sponsoring us. Like for me, I'm sick of the cup. The cup thing, like, and here's,

you know, our older fans, Cup has to stay in the name. No, it doesn't. It doesn't have to stay in the name because this needs to be the Bill France. Cup and it needs to be the Royal France Cup presented by Monster.

It needs to be the Monster Racing Series. If it's the Monster Racing Cup series, people can still call a cup and leave the name Monster out. So I think Xfinity has come in and done a tremendous job. Camping World has come in, but you still say truck series. You don't say anything for Xfinity other than Xfinity Series. That's a home run. That's what Monster needs to go after. Yeah, sure.

Are we boring? That is a really good point, though. Okay, any more chips to fall off this season? I think there's a little bit going on. I mean, I got to say for me, Bubba Wallace is a question mark. You know, he kind of went out and was testing the marketplace and seeing what he could find. There's rumor that he has half a season back at Roush,

but not the other half. So it'll be interesting to see if somebody picks it up. Like, he is a talented race car driver. He hasn't performed well over there. I mean, Ryan Reed's out running for over half the year, a guy that I didn't think was as good as Bubba. I think that's an equipment issue? think how they run in general is an equipment issue, but Bubba's a great race car driver.

I think Bubba's, I think Bubba's a pretty talented driver. Yeah, I mean, when you look at how attractive Daniel Sores is as a diversity guy, I think Bubba's more attractive, you know. I think Bubba could have ran equally to Daniel in the same equipment. Absolutely. Yeah, I don't think he would have had. He was way better in the KBM truck than Daniel was in the KBM truck. Yeah, I don't think there's a talent issue with Bubba at all.

I think Bubba's a good driver. Yeah, cup-wise, I mean, BK racing. And fans may not know this, but some of these lower budget teams, when they leave Homestead, they lay everyone in the shop off until first of the year. So they go four to five weeks with no employees. So, you know, come January 3rd, all these guys come back to work tasked with doing all of the work that these other teams have been doing for four weeks on a head start. So driver lineup-wise, I hadn't really heard much on those BK guys.

Have you? No. Well, they said David Reagan. That's front row. Yeah, but he left there, so I'm not sure. Deben Dendetto was left. He left the 32 car, and I haven't heard about the other ones. So I think BK lineups may be open, you know?

Yeah, I think, I'm not saying he's going there, but I think we'll see Greg Biffel in a car at some point. You think? I think maybe partial. Yeah. But I could definitely see Greg Biffle in Daytona in his speed weeks. Oh, I could too. I could see Elliot Sadler in a cup car of Daytona, too.

I put him in. He's one of the best plate racers in the field. He foreshadowing? Maybe. You heard it here first. My phone might have went off last weekend. Well, we'll see. I mean, I think the good thing about Daytona is you can show up and equipment.

There'll be one-off deals. There'll be some one-off deals for that because it's such a big deal if you do make it. Yeah. You know, you have a shot. You never know what's going to happen. You definitely have a shot. We've seen crazy people win it. Yeah.

All right. Up next. So Dale Jr. tested at Darlington and has been cleared to start. It was Darlington. It's on. Twitter or social media. I was being smart as I was there. No.

Anyways, TJ, so Dale tested at Darlington has been clear to start in the Daytona 500. TJ, you were there as we just established. Yes, I was. Were you excited? How did it go? It was exciting. It went great. You know, it was the look on his face.

You could tell he was ready. And even, you know, it was like a kid at Christmas when he got out. You could just see that glow back in his face. So it was really good to see. And I think it was just a short one to get him, you know, get him back acclimated with. it and it was great. I mean, I think you had a lot of fun, and you could just tell the, it was really good for the team just to get the guys back together, and I think it pumped all of us up to see

that glow back in his face and to see that, because we haven't seen it for half the season. You know, he's been a little bit here and there, but just the excitement in his eyes when he got out, you could just tell. I mean, I think everybody was just kind of like, oh, man, this is awesome. So he made like a few runs, or what? do just a yeah we didn't we were just getting him you know he'd come in and just kind of you know everything's all right everything's good everything's good you know and and and um that's really all we did and and uh that inside of report right there is big that's gonna win some kind of war well it really isn't

what did you guys do there really isn't uh there's really not that's all i mean it really isn't anything to tell about i mean it wasn't like a test test it was just kind of you know go and get him a few laps and and you know make sure everything's good on his end and you could tell That was good on his end. I mean, he looked good and happy and excited. So the weird thing for us is we actually had him that morning at a photo shoot. He was at the one main photo shoot. And Kristen's like, he's got to leave at 11 to get on a helicopter.

10.30. And I'm like, Kristen, you don't have to be an ass about it. Yeah. Okay, we get it. He's going somewhere. So then later we find out he's going to Darlington. And I'm like, oh, that's why Kristen was being an ass amount. So then the next morning, you know,

we saw him. So he does the one main shoot. He goes to darling to the next morning. He's at the armor shoot. And you could tell that the armor shoot. Yeah, he was excited. He was in one of the best moods I've ever seen him in. And as he should have been.

I mean, he was glowing. He's asking Ellie, man, what I need to get the fiancee for Christmas mask? I wed as close to Christmas. Do I have to get her something? And I'm like, yeah. Yeah, you better get her something that she'll kill you. Yeah, no, you could tell then. I mean, just not that everybody was down or anything like that,

but you could tell everybody was excited. and when they, his morale brings everything up at that point, you know, he's excited and stuff. So I'm, I can't wait to get the Daytona. It may be because he's announced that he's doing his own podcast. We're so big that he's having to come in to compete. He's nervous about the podcast, so because we are bringing the heat. He still has to try out. It's what he said to me.

That's right. Yeah, well. So Mike Davis calls me. He's like, look, you guys are the number one podcast now. So we're going to move you guys to Monday to kick off our week. and we've got this guy coming in by the name of Dale Jr. We don't know if he's any good. We're afraid to put him in front of you guys because then it makes y'all of the main attraction.

So we're going to kind of be the open act, but we're still going to kick that show's ass. This phone call may or may not be true. Yeah, well. Fact check, please. Negative. Oh, God. Listen. You're a close second.

If you want serious racing info on track, on track, driver's perspective, you listen to Dale's If you want to have a good time, you listen to ours. Also, we do breaking news. Breaking news. Unintentional breaking news. Neck breaking news. Unintentional. Speaking of breaking news, pretend you're single.

And name one person in NASCAR, pastor present that you want to meet under the mistletoe. Oh, I got mine. David Pearson. Oh, the Silver Fox. I love him. I was with him when we were doing the Hall of Fame, and he is just the nicest guy in the entire world.

To me. To me. So Kristen is making out with David Pearson. The Silver Fox. The old David Pearson or like now? The young. Okay. No offense.

He's still from South Carolina. He's still is great. He's like the George Hamilton of NASCAR. He still looks good. DJ who you make an out with it, dude. You didn't say anybody. We don't have a lot. They don't say it's my turn.

We don't have a lot to pick from. Yeah, we do. We got all these wives. Oh, we can pick wives? Yeah. I'm not making out of a guy. Well, I'm just saying, I mean, that might be kind of awkward. You tell, hey, you say, hey, you know, if you pick Samantha Bush the next time I'm kind of grown.

If I had to make out of the guy, I would probably. I make out with a guy would probably be Keszelowski. He's got great lips. Look at his lips on that guy. Yes. Girlwise, who you got, T.J.? Well, I got a thing now that we can include wives.

Like, if I wasn't really good friends with her, I would have picked Buffy Waltrow. Because back in the day, what was she, T.J. A 12? You damn right. She's a 12. Holy cow. But I can't pick her. Why?

Because that'd be weird. It would be like me picking you. That's weird. Yeah. I'll go with it. I'll pick her. She's like, I'll pick her. I'll go with it.

I'll go with it. Since you can, I will. I think who you guys. I don't know. I picture you matched up with like Bobwood Hamlet and Junior's wife or something. Wow. That's actually the only girl that's shorter than you are. That's probably the one you should pick.

I think I'm going to pick Samantha Bush. I knew it. I knew it. Just because I think I'm a better kiss her in college. He'd be like, oh. I'm out. I'm going over here. I'm a spotter wife now.

Not a driver wife. Spotter wife? Yeah. She'd be like, dang. Welcome to my hotel. I don't know what I did. Come on back to my hotel room.

It's where I live. We got free cardio. You're where I live, yo. We got a gym here. We got a gym. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

Well, that's not bad. There's a few of them, though. I mean, if we can. You know what there. There was at Miss Winston, and I'm not going to say her name. But she was really hot, but she pulled a knife on a couple guys. What? Yeah.

Seriously? Like, that's not a knife? This is a knife. It's a crocodile Dundee. Yeah, this is a knife. If I ever write a book, which I'm not. But if I ever did, if she pulled a knife on a guy and was like, I'm going to kill you. He's like, get the fuck out of my bus.

Yeah, that's how that happened. Two guys. Have you picked someone yet? Yeah, I've picked like five. You don't get five. You get one. Well, it would have been Ms. Winston, but she got knives. I mean, Monica was always cute.

Miss Sprint Monica? Yeah, she's really pretty. She was always cute. She won Miss Congeniality in the USA pageant. She's hot. I liked her. Paige Duke, Hall. Paige Duke was cute.

South Carolina girl. She shows off her assets. Come on. Yes, she did. She went to Clemson, though, so that would never work for us. Clems sucks. Yeah, I couldn't marry anybody in Clems sucks. Not even kissing anybody in Clems sucks.

Okay. Next question. Good God, thank you. Wrap them in a hotel shower currently. Matt, wait. I don't remember you answering. Natalie, who you're kissing? Everybody.

There's so funny. There's not enough mistletoe. Oh, God. You're so good. Oh, God. Anyways. Yeah. Got one of the long version of this show.

Y'all got one. Yeah, that one guy said, I want a two-hour show. Well, here it is, bud. Oh, God. I'm hot now. We're tweeting that after. Easy, girl. Not like that.

I'm sweating. Easy. You look like the Nile over there. You got boob sweat going on. You do? Just like, do it? Well, no, the other one. No.

Oh, God. Okay. I'm not answering. Which driver would you pick to give a NASCAR present? They're giving it to us or we're given to them. No, they make more money than money. They've got to us. I got Danny Hamling.

because I've seen how he rolls. He's got the biggest jet. He's got the biggest house. He's a baller. So he's got to give the best presents, right? Who you got? Does it have to be a present driver or one late in the last few years?

No, whoever. Because I'll take Jaymond white. That's because he runs with Denny Hamlin. I know. I'm going to get like a bends or something out of this. Yeah, that's because he runs with Denny. Like, that crew rolls hard. Yeah, like, did you see?

see their Christmas part of they had? Uh-uh. They were, like, did some sort of swapping gifts deal, and it was, dude, it was, like, ridiculous. Like, we're talking, like, $800,000 gifts. Holy crap. Yeah. That's why I told you all of Denny Hammon.

That's right. What were the gifts? Who gives gifts like that? Oh, man, I'm talking. Denny Hammond's a ball. He hangs out with, like, two chains. Yeah. I don't even know who that is.

Denny's, like, one step away from a clock around his neck. I mean. Yeah. So they, yeah. Flavis. Yeah. So they, me and J.R. we're sitting in that

in the bachelor party location and we We're still Costa Rica J.R. We're watching Facebook Live. They're Facebook Liveing this and

we're like, damn look at them gifts. Yeah. And they were, I'm talking yeah. What did I see that was expensive? It was pretty expensive. Danica runs in that circle some too.

Do you see her on the video? Was she in it? I only see the workout videos of those. I try. I tried to match them, but I was fall. The yoga? Yeah. Yeah, I get equilibrium problems.

Yeah. I can't do what she does. So is she there? Her and Ricky there? I didn't see. What was a gift? I'm trying to remember what I saw, but it was inexpensive. I remember, like, like, damn, like $7,800.

The Junior Motorsports Christmas party, they give out, like. They do very well. Did you go? I had to miss it. I had to miss it. I was in Nashville. Yeah. iPads, I watches, like $1,000, $1,000 cash.

I heard it was fun. It was a lot of fun. It was so much fun. Junior Marr's Christmas party is always a blast. They do an awesome job preparing for it and putting it on. It's more of the, you know, you hear work Christmas party. Sometimes you're like, man, it's work Christmas party. There's is the complete opposite.

When you see the Junior Marisprice Christmas party, you're like, man, that's going to be fun, can't wait. Yeah. How was the venue? Awesome. Yeah. The way it was decorated was so cool. Have you been there before? I had a house right beside of it.

Yeah. It's really not perfect. So did you do it in the barn out back? Yeah. That's cool. It's perfect. for work what they did. It was amazing.

Yeah. I hate I missed it next year if I'm still here. Yeah. Fired. Bring Samantha. Bring Samantha. Yeah. So die hard is a Christmas movie.

Did not know that. Yeah, I heard that earlier. I heard that before, too. Last night I heard it. It sounds like a Viagra overdose. It does. I just got that. I just said out loud to like it.

It does. I don't think anything Christmas is about dying hard. It's diehard with What a terrible way to go out What a terrible way Oh my God What the hell happened to this podcast today It's because Natalie's here

I was gonna say it sorry Do you just want to go into Ask DBC I don't even want to talk about this anymore How is Die Hard a Christmas movie? It's set during Christmas time And it's death Christmas isn't really like a... It's not, have you guys not seen Die Hard as a total dead movie?

It's been so long Yeah, 25 years ago Yeah Okay All right we're going into AskedBC because you guys are like at T-Bay Finn the Advent calendar

one per day or open them all at once We're gonna lose some of it once. One per day. You got one per day My daughter's got one and she's been doing one. It's a box that has all the days labeled off and it has a little door you punch open and you pull like a little toy or something out

Or a chocolate. My daughter's got one. So you count down the days of Christmas So this is the 12-day thing? It's 25 days. It's all the whole month. You start December 1st and you open You know what Zoom Zooms are?

You know what a Zoom Zoom is, a little toy? They're real small, like, the size of your thumb. Yeah. She's got one of them that are zoom-zumed, and every day she punches it open and opens one, and there's a little toy in there. But at Bad Santa, this, like, a little fat kid had an Advent calendar, and he would eat all of me.

The little overweight kid, we try not have to use bad terms on me. I meant P-H-A-T, fat. Yeah. And he ate the entire Advent calendar in one day, all the chocolates. You can do that. I'm a little. They're little. So that, have you seen the new one?

No, not the... I can't wait to see that. That movie's the one that's the Santa. Santa. What about it? Okay. That's the part where the guy is, the bad Santa, finds that nice woman.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's like turning around and going, okay, we're good. That movie's great. Matt, J.C., 234 asked, do any of you have a crazy relative, like, cousin Eddie? Mitch Lash, he's not my cousin. Yeah. We all know Mitch Lash.

He's like a cousin always. He was a Jackman, Jack. He still works at BK racing, I think. But maybe he quit, who knows. He got laid off for sure because they lay off everybody. In December, everyone doesn't work there. Mitch Lash is cousin Eddie. Don't you agree with that?

This dude used to go out on a pontoon boat by I-77 and shave his whole body except his chest and his belly. And he would shave an arrow pointing down at his. And then he would stand out there. My grandma called her to do funny. He would stand out there butt naked by the interstate and completely stopped traffic. Yes. Did you see the naked man walking down 77?

What about that guy? I have no idea. You couldn't get him a ride home? He was walking. They picked him up. He said he was walking to Cornelius from Moresville. Why? Down seven.

Did you see the picture of it? I saw the guy's ass. Oh, my God. It's crazy. I heard he left Natalie's house. I kicked his ass out. Kicked him out. She found out.

She found out he had a girlfriend. At Duncan underscore. Score Harris says positive moves for Dodge coming back. Where do they start with teams' drivers? Great move, man. The more than mayor to me. I would be happy to have them back. Where do you think they'd start?

Where'd you go? Honestly, I don't know if it's a life term or not, but somewhere like Rausch kind of revive them a little bit, give them a shot in the arm. Yeah. You know, hey, let's come back in. We're going to dump a lot of money back into this. We're going to pump you guys back up,

switch cars here. Yeah. And probably get a little help. You know, sometimes when you're come in the new car, there can be advantages. There can be advantages to it, not like intentionally, but you come in and you, everyone else is just fine-tuning what they got and they're not allowed to do big of changes. Yeah.

So they can come in with a pretty kick-ass car and, you know, start off well. I love to see Dodge come back. Yeah, I would, too. I'd love to see it. Yeah. At FlathMedic, what's the worst Christmas present you've ever been given? Worst? In a box?

I don't know. Worst. What's your worst one? You've ever been given? It was these mugs. They were global warming mugs, and when you put something warm in them, the part of the landmass on the mug would disappear. Yeah.

My mom went to China one time, and so for Christmas I got these Chinese balls, and I never really understood what they were for. Why are you holding them that close to you? Why are you holding them like that? Well, I was showing you the size of the balls. That's why I'm doing with my hand right now. Look closer? Closer?

Closer? If they weren't all packed up, I would send a picture. Are they like good luck or something? I don't know. What do you do with them? I don't know. You put them out like a decorative? Yeah, you're not just sitting there.

I never got it. I don't fluff them, DJ. I didn't know. So, real quick story. That monkey that ran across the street in front of us, the one that was going to jump on Carrie's neck. So it runs by us. Not runs, because it turns, looks in his like,

and they kept going. Yeah. And so we, of course, we go after it. Right. And this is in Costa Rica, people. On the disclose occasion. And so that thing's running off the street, just walk on the street. And it's like almost completely black, except for its Chinese.

Balls. Yeah. They're completely white. Really? Yeah. How awesome would that be? What? It's only awesome if you're a monkey.

If girls think it's awesome. Yeah. I mean, I don't. I mean, that, that, it was just off like, oh, look at that. What? Yeah. So, anyway, I probably have, um, your worst Christmas present.

Um, I don't know. I really don't know if I've gotten anything bad. I think the best Christmas. Can we do best? Yeah. Yeah. I got like a mini leg lamp one time with a Christmas story. That's funny.

I kind of liked it. It was real cheap and not very like, but if you know the story and stuff, you know, that little kid. I don't know what you're talking about. A Christmas story. You know, Ralphie? Ralphie? You know the leg lamp?

It's a leg lamp. Fragilely. It's a major award. I don't remember that part. What? Are you going live? He doesn't. He's messing around.

I swear to God, I don't know what I'm talking about. Well, on Christmas, they play at 24 hours on TBS. You know the, so you need to watch it. Will you text me when it's on? Have you not watched the movie? It's on. I even have a leg lamp. A leg lamp.

One of my friends had a leg lamp. Ugly Christmas sweater. See me a picture of it, so I know what you know. We have one too. How do you not know what this thing is? I don't watch TV. It's not, it was a movie. It's like a classic.

I know, and I watched it when I was little and I don't remember it. God, your memory sucks. It does. At. With diversity being a buzzword in NASCAR, are there or have there been any female spotters? Oh, I saw that leg lamp thing. Yeah. I went to Pigeon Forge and I went to Christmas store and that was everywhere.

Yes. Yeah. You know, electric. He wins a contest. It's a major award. You literally meant a leg. It's a leg with a stop. What do you call it?

What else can you mean by a leg lamp? Well, I thought you meant like a leg. And the wife, the wife doesn't want to put it up and he wants it up. And then it ends up following him breaking so he glues it back together. And then it gets, you know, he gets all mad when it gets broke and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a big deal.

It's a frigelie. I got you. It's a major award. What was a question? Yeah, back for that. With diversity being a buzzword of NASCAR, are there or have there ever been female spotters? Yeah, for sure has been female spotters. probably four or five of them yeah google kevin le page wrecking at talladega his wife was spotting

for him no way his wife was his spotter carl edvers jumping went about 18 feet in air tore up about 19 million dollars worth of equipment uh yeah donna lpage was spotting for yeah we've had a few here and there i mean it's this common it's not uncommon no it's not we yeah it probably more in modifies up north than in any other series yeah when we go to loud and there's plenty yeah i would say it's almost probably 50, 6, 7. Yeah. I would say it's almost 40, 50% and the modifies up there. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe not that. Maybe 30s. Yeah. Right now in the Sprint Cup series, we don't have any. We've had some, though.

What was other guys the name that that came out of like ASA and all that? Mike Garvey? Is that right? He did come out. I don't know if he was up there. His wife. No, his wife was up there. She had, uh, uh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Big longs. Yeah.

Big longs. Girls spot. I'd be happy to train a girl spotter. Do you think I'd be good at spotting? No. Yeah. I think it'd be great. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Elliot, look, they're wrecking. Hey, guys. That is not what I sound like. Hey, guys. Just stop. Hey, guys. Carlo.

Hey, guys, pitting this time. Hey, guys, green flag. If you don't mind, they want you to pit this time. Can you check your mirror, though? I don't want the guy to hit you. Could you imagine job? and Josh spotting. Josh.

Amish Josh. He'd be like 10-4. Yeah. Copy. Rick. Yep. Stop. Get out.

Go. Are you okay? Green. Green. Oh, my. And Elliot would just stop talking all together. Yeah. They'd be like, damn it, Josh.

All right. At the Darlington test, Greg I've said, Dale is fine. He's yelling at a spotter and not looking at the temperature gauge. Please elaborate, TJ. That is an old. housewife's tail. He did not yell at me. I was, however, going to get on there and start hollering, you know, inside, inside, and just see what he would do, you know. But no, he was fine.

I did throw a headset on just to go up there and kind of, you know, just kind of watch a little bit and everything's great. Like great. So, yeah, Greg just throwing the pot. You probably did some of your best potting with the only one car out there. You know what? Every time we always wreck early, I'm always getting ready to have the best day ever. My best work. At Travis C. underscore 48. Favorite Christmas movie of all time. Die hard.

That sounds like a travesty. I'm sorry. I can't. Live free or die hard. What's your favorite Christmas movie, Natalie? Die hard too. Die hard too. No, Alf.

I like Elf. Is that the one? Will Farrell. That one's awesome. The girl's name's Jovey. Oh, yeah? movie, yeah. Hey, buddy, hope you find your dad.

Oh my gosh, I was dying last week. Big. That's an awesome Christmas movie. I think I liked, like, the original Rudolph and the original, like, Frosty. Those animations are cooler. Like, you can't, there's nothing like it now. And there's shorter movies, too. Like, they're not even that long.

I remember when a kid, I was like, oh, Rudolph's on it. It seemed like a three-hour movie, but it was, like, 45 minutes. There's a new one that came out on ABC, and I can't remember the name of it, but it's got these two elves, and they're like, stunt men guys and they run around. I can't remember the names. I'm describing it because these people listening are going to know which one I'm talking about. I don't even know what you're talking about.

It's awesome. Keep going, though. It's awesome. It's these two elves and they go prep and landing. That's the name of it. I've never seen it. They're the cutest things ever. The little else.

Get a six-pack and watch prep and landing tonight. Oh, it's a cartoon. And then do some cardio. You're welcome. Okay. Cardio. Bradley 88, Billy. TJ, did you have to calm Dale down in the car during the test?

Did he scream at you? If so, things, if so, I guess things are normal, huh? Yeah, everything's normal. No yelling, no. I'm not even sure I spoke much at all. So it was fine. Great. I can't wait to get the Daytona.

See everybody's door by blue clear t-shirts. That we never got. At SVT, Cobra John. As marketing people, I'd like to hear a better description of activation versus pure sponsorship. This is not me. This is us. This is definitely Brett. I don't know what the word pure means, but sponsorship means your logo on a car or on a race team asset as it pertains to our sport.

Activation means what you actually do with that. It's the show car appearances. It's the hospitality. It's the fan giveaways. It's their social and digital platforms. It's everything outside of the logos that actually live on the race team assets. Correct. You're welcome.

Perfect. At PETM podcast, what's the number one thing you guys hope to accomplish? in the off season. Brett needs to get out of the hotel and his house. That would be nice. We're supposed to move in Christmas Eve, so that's great. Are you hiring people? No.

I don't know what I'm doing. You just defeated. Look at your defeated face. It would be nice to accomplish actually the word off. So I'm hoping that this is the end of my work season until the new year. Cheers. I love you guys, but I need time off. Me too.

T. Cardio. Cardio? There's this movie called Die Hard you can watch I heard there's like three of them Yeah At Craig Chevalier Since you guys have traveled across the USA

Where would you recommend Take your family on vacation We are in our 20s and have one son Right now Take your son to Pigeon Forge Tennessee It's beautiful Stay at the Christmas inn If you're

I don't know how old your boy is But a lot of cool places to snow ski In North Carolina Out West Utah I really enjoy the The whole Grand Canyon type deal. Yeah, that's pretty.

It's really cool to go and see. Yeah. Definitely do that. Once summertime gets here, Craig, there's only one place you go. It's Myrtle Beach. Guess what? Dirty Myrtle.

We're going to Myrtle tomorrow. Dirty Myrtle? Yeah. Because we won the free trip from Elliott winning Kentucky. So we were like, what are we going to do this week where we're off? Are you participating in the Cardio World Championship? Yes. So listen to me, there's a restaurant called Aspen Grill.

Okay. If you don't go there, I'm going to. be mad. Okay. Aspen Grill. Aspen Grill. Phenomenal. What's the hot dog place on the beach?

Nathan's? No, there's an older one. Like, it's local. Oh. Hovis knows about it. Sam's Corner. Might have it. That's the name of it.

He's yellow. Sam's corner. It's been a long time. Yeah. Haspen. Hose likes Ocean Lakes. That's where he goes. Aspen Grill.

You'll love it. Yes. At Zoom Buck 80. What does Hallamene and where did it come from? Hallamine's a lot of thing. Holla, man, just means holla. It can mean G-F-Y. Yeah.

It can mean, hey. It can mean anything. It can mean, that's cool. Yeah. Yeah. Josh, holla. Yeah. Holla.

Holla, Josh. At Babs 2121. It is. It is. So many things. It can be good things or bad things. Yeah, it is. It derived from the word freaking.

Yeah. That's what it says if you look up the definition. Do you go the definition of? Yeah. says derived from the word freaking can be an adjective noun and verb that's what holla is really that's a big word for tj it's huge it's two syllables yeah brett with clink going to for forward next year does that change your position with elliott and junior motor sports it does not the good thing about most spotters is we're independent contractors we're not actually employees of the team

so it allows us to be able to move around a little bit with manufacturers uh good chance i may do a toyota truck some so may have all three manufacturers cover you never know Cool. That's the cool thing. So, hey, we were done with our Asked B.C. Questions, which were interesting. Yes. But we just want to take a moment to give tribute to the men and women who serve us 365 days a year,

which are incredible military, active, inactive overseas on American soil. All of our police officers or firefighters, EMTs, all first responders. We just want to say, we love you guys, and thank you for your service to this country. And Merry Christmas and hope you guys have a great holiday. Yeah, and all the ones we meet at the racetrack, too. we get to meet a handful throughout the year at the racetrack and it's always a pleasure to meet people

that serve the country and are there to have a, you know, to enjoy, you know, they do what they do so we can all enjoy what we do. So, you know, it's always a pleasure to run into you guys at the racetrack. So if you ever are at the track

and you see us, make sure you say hi. Nothing more humbling than to be at a race and to get a tweet from a guy in Iraq or overseas deployed. Yeah. Our girl, lady, woman. Sorry. People don't work for me to get mad at me because I say the word girl.

Like, I'm a boy, you're a girl. Anyway, it's awesome to get those tweets. And it'll be, man, like soldiers holding up flags, like Elliot Sadler flags, Dale Jr. flags. You know, man, that's humbling because they're over there fighting and working. You know, like one thing about our job, we miss a lot of stuff, but we're home for Thanksgiving. We're home for Christmas. They don't get to pick that.

No, they're gone for a long time. And we've all got, you know, friends and family. that have served. And man, it's special. My brother-in-law just got promoted to command Sergeant Major, which is the highest NCO. And so they're back in Hawaii. But that's cool. That's awesome news.

I mean, you look at all the police officers and firefighters. Just imagine if they took Christmas Day off. What would happen? It'd be that movie. What's that movie call where everything's just crazy for a day? I hate that. But people would die. The purge?

The purge, yeah. I mean, they save so many people. So they make our lives so safe. So thank you guys. We love you. Kristen, New Year's resolution. What's yours? Stop swearing as much.

I work with so many dudes that I became a sailor. I know. It's hard. Maybe we work with you and you make us work. That could be true. Natalie was yours. Get back in the gym more. Yeah.

That's a good. Cardio. Nobody has that resolution. Well, I got a puppy and he, I just. A little maverick. A little gremlin. He takes up all my time now. Two of them.

Two of them. Two puppies. Puppie. She don't get it. I get it now. I had to look down. T.J. Shave your neck more?

What's your? No, actually, I'm going to grow it out. Yeah. I'm going to grow it out. Mollet, I believe we call it. I'm going to shave your name in my neck. Yes. I'm going to shave a holla in my neck.

Hala. Hala of my neck. Mine is to gain 20 pounds. I think I can succeed in that one. One less person to fight in the gym. Yes. Easy. Well,

drink more beer. Yeah. It's been a fun year. It's been a fun year. This was a lot of fun. Can't wait until next year, but I need two weeks of rest. Don't tweet us between now and Daytona asking for another special show. Because you're the only, we're the only podcast that did at Christmas.

Mine and TJ's signing bonus for this was $250,000. So Natalie can't afford it anymore. I just am working on the budget and that's sorry. She's like that's not accurate. There was a couple zeros. The zeros were backwards. $0.25. Oh.

25 cents. Oh. My bad. You get what you pay for. I got a bill for this. Brenda. I got a bill for this show. That's weird.

Thanks to our wonderful sponsors. One main in Exalta. Yeah. Looking forward to another fun season, too. I get to work on that this week. I don't have this week off like y'all do. Maybe I have to work. All week?

All week. No way. You're off Friday. Yeah, I'm going to leave Thursday night. I originally wasn't going to be off Friday, but then I was worried if going to North Dakota, There was a storm. I would miss Christmas.

How are you getting there? How do you get to North Dakota? Flying. I actually had the last. They do. She's not by horse and buggy. Amish Josh is going to pick her up in his Amish Josh, Uber, Uber horse and carriage. Yeah.

But I do want to thank you guys, Brett, T.J. And especially Kristen and Josh for putting up with you two all year. Really? I mean, Kristen was only here half the year. That's not even fair. Josh cuts out all the good stuff. I remember having to, I remember going to Kristen and being. like, so I can't do this show with them.

What would you think? And the look on her face was like, are you kidding? Do you remember Chris's first show? Now she loves this. I do. From now to, from now to, I was so nervous. You were shaking.

You were shaking. You were shaking. I was like hopped up on caffeine and then I was nervous. And then you went to the hospital for like a month. Intentionally. I intentionally had an allergic reaction. Oh, my God. No, but I want to thank you guys for all your hard work and all the Dirty

Mell radio hosts all year. It was an awesome first year with me working here. now and you guys in your first year in your podcast and kicked ass that's for sure thanks for all your hard work we appreciate it we do always it's just fun we love you guys Merry Christmas Merry Christmas happy holidays thanks everybody die hard palla peace at one main financial we believe in the importance of community that means partnering with our neighbors to reach common goals lending a hand when it matters most and commitment to our neighborhoods community isn't just where you are it's where you make a difference one main finance

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