Door Bumper Clear - 63 - Heart-Shaped Bathtub
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Outside, door, bumper, clear of the 18th.
Best car I've had here in a long time.
You're going to do it.
You're going to win it.
Right with you.
You're clear.
Check the flag.
You're win.
Oh, yeah!
Hey, everybody.
I'm Tj.
Major's part of the 88 cup of car, the seven point-leaning Xfinity car.
Nice work.
And the 29 truck that almost won or did win without me there.
Who knows?
I know what I know.
Brett Griffin Spotter, Clint Boyer, and Elliot Sadler up in the Pocanneau Mountains,
where Kristen Bauer was rocking a fan event and a heart-shaped bathtub.
Have you ever seen a heart-shaped bathtub?
I have never had one in my room, but I've seen them before.
Have you seen one, Chris?
No, I haven't.
Did you go in one this weekend?
We were hoping.
Yeah.
Are you in Allen searching for heart shape?
He actually sent me an email the week before.
He's like, these are the hotel room Stephen God.
us and it was heart-shaped bathtubs and beds.
Yeah.
Did he really have one?
No.
How do you sleep on a heart-shaped bed?
Like your feet are dangling off the edge.
Close together.
Curled up in a ball in the middle?
Well, not all of us are seven foot nine.
I'm not sure I understand heart-shaped bathtubs.
Does that do it for anybody?
You fill it with love.
In the Pocono Mountains.
But if I see it, I like, what is that?
Like, really?
I guess if it's heart-shaped, two people get.
can fit in it kind of and like lay back in the top heart part, but then your feet, your toes touch.
But they're clean.
But that's not the part of it.
You need narrow.
You need narrow and deep.
Getting hot already.
Easy, Kristen.
We don't need this oblong shaped thing.
Isn't Poconos.
It's the honeymoon capital of the world.
So they say.
They say that.
Of the country.
I think it's more of a joke.
Have you seen the people up there?
Have you been there?
Don't talk about my people.
Yeah.
I saw your people on the infield this weekend.
I'd love to see some of them laying in bathtubs.
What?
Your people like racing because the stands were pretty full.
Is the number one immigration out of West Virginia to Pensac, Pocono?
They're like mountain people.
11 million people and six last names.
Is that how that works?
No, that's Kentucky.
God, so true.
My favorite part of Pocono, though, is the way the guys shave their beards.
You know, they got that almost.
looking thing going on like we tried to get Josh to do that time if he do so Josh went on a bachelor
party this weekend to Lake Tahoe and I managed to run into some people that knew some people there
and could you imagine how attractive Josh would have looked in like Tahoe with a beard that looked
with no mustache yeah just the beard did you uh did you guys have heart-safed bathubs out there
no no it sure didn't how many guys went god do how many guys went it was only four of us
That was probably good.
It's cute.
I got to hug a mast in this weekend anyway.
Tara was there.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I did see your sister.
Did you go to any shoe shows up there?
No, surprisingly not.
The closest shoe show was in Carson City like 35 miles away.
You don't plan ahead?
God, awful.
You were obviously on the Nevada side of Tahoe.
And it was probably, was it cold?
Oh, God, it was cold.
He took a picture of the pool.
He's like, can't get in the pool.
It was the high never-
got above, like 58.
The lows were in the mid to low 30s.
And this was Elliot Mabe that used to work here.
This was his Bachelor Barrett.
Correct.
Who planned this?
We went in June.
It was 30 degrees in June.
All this week, it's supposed to be in the 80s.
No wonder you can find a shoe show.
They're all in fur coats.
No kidding.
Had to stay in the casino the entire time.
Yeah, I'm sure you did.
You don't look too bad.
Like, you don't look hungover at all.
He's a professional.
He's a professional.
He's a professional.
Oh, my God, he's a professional.
We just love Pokemon.
I'll tell you what, though.
The worst part about it is one of the guys that went with us.
I guess he might have screwed up his flights or something.
He didn't leave Reno until 1155 p.m. last night, West Coast time.
Red-out?
No, he's got to connect in Chicago hair to get back to Raleigh.
I bet he got back like five minutes.
What an idiot.
He's probably still not back, and he probably won't be back by the time this gets released.
That sucks.
Remember wedding crassers?
What an idiot.
I almost num chucked you right there.
You don't even realize.
Hey, my, the meatloaf.
We want it now.
That's what Josh's weekend consisted of.
You never know what she's doing back there.
That's an awesome movie.
It is a really good movie.
Josh lived it this weekend.
You crashing funerals?
bro? Yeah. No, we didn't crash any
funeral. So give us some high points,
man, what happened? No, man.
Whatever happens on a basher party in Lake Tahoe,
stays in Lake Tahoe. It definitely happened
inside. It was 50 degrees.
Yeah, your isotoners were all over the place.
Yeah.
Yeager. The old bottomless
bloody Mary bar was
terrible idea. Certainly
wasn't topless.
No, it sure wasn't. Taking a
Yeager shots? No, I took some
Jack Daniels fire shots.
Ew.
Oof.
How's that compared to fireball?
Similar.
Basically the same thing.
It's probably more alcohol.
People don't realize there's not a lot of actual alcohol than fireball.
It's like a 33% or something.
I mean, if you do five or six of them, it's pretty...
First time I did it, we were in Vegas and Denny Hamlet, have this room rented, and they
didn't buy shots.
They bought bottles, and they passed them around, and I literally laid in the fetal position
for 18 hours.
I got up to go to dinner the next night, and I sat down to the MGM for dinner.
And I took one bite of my steak and I put it right back in the napkin and I wear it right back to her room.
And everybody was like, you was.
I was like, no, I can't.
I'm dying.
First time you drink it, it'll kill you.
Our trucker Chris loves Fireball.
So I bought him some for this weekend because he was, he took care of me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They drink at all?
By practice day, he's like, I just want to start drinking this.
And our sponsor this weekend was Oscar Blues, Dale's Paleo.
So I was like, hey, we got a beer sponsor.
You're just encouraged to drink.
Yeah.
Responsible.
Dale's pale ale is the best on.
I love it.
I got a tap from Kristen.
Thank you.
You got a tat.
Love it.
Woohoo.
A lot of people drink the pinner.
Yeah, because it's lighter.
And so people who normally drink like Miller Light or whatever, Bud Light, it's easier for them.
It's easier for their palate or Dale's palette.
You really need to acquire that.
You got to put some hair on your chest.
So, TJ, did you go to Blaney's last night?
I did.
Do y'all have a cocktail?
Just one?
I had half of one, maybe.
Half a cocktail.
Yeah.
What time did he get home?
maybe 1130.
That's not terrible.
No.
That wasn't too bad.
About the same time I got home.
Flying across the United States all day.
It was a lot of fun.
It reminded me of, like, back in the day, whenever Del Jr. would win, we would get together as just a group of friends.
And it reminded me like that, but he was super happy.
Del Jr. actually came by for a little bit.
to congratulate all the guys and stuff,
which I thought was really cool as well to show up and congratulate them guys.
Was that as a landlord or was that as a friend?
No, he doesn't own that anymore.
That's Brad's place.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Yeah, Brad's not there anymore, huh?
No.
Got married, had a kid, had to go.
Yeah, had to move out, and then Blaney started renting it.
So it was fun, man.
It was a lot of people showed up and really happy for him.
He was carrying around a glass that I think held,
He had like seven or eight beers in at a time.
Oh.
So.
And that was, in the other hand, was a mixed drink.
I feel like, that's awesome.
Man, I feel like, and I don't know Blaney that well, but just from the stories,
like I was here when Del Jr. was in his 20s.
Elliot was in his 20s.
You know, a lot of young, fun guys came into this deal.
I was in my 20s.
And we raised hell.
I mean, we raised our butts off, but we also raised hell when we had a reason to raise hell.
these kids now are like they suck blaney is on the not suck list this dude gets after it so my hat who's on
the suck list all the people that aren't blaney so my hats are off to that guy because he's a fun guy
you know his his personality's a little bit reserved in the sense of on camera you know but in terms
of having a social fun single life thank god this guy's here he's it yeah he uh he's like
Like you said, he's quiet.
Once you get to know him a little bit, he's not as quiet around you,
and he opens up a little bit more.
But he reminds me a lot of Dale Jr. whenever he, you know, just the way he acts.
He, I don't know, just so, no, he just reminds me a lot of him.
The trend in the 20s has been move a girl in, knock her up, and, you know, just kind of hang out for a lot.
Like, it has.
The 600 week, the 600 week they asked Blaney.
It's been a trend of the 20s.
Did you see what they asked Blaney in the 600 weeks?
they're like, oh, how'd you prepare for this really long race?
He's like, well, I drank less beer.
I drink less beer this week, which is kind of funny.
It is.
He's a good dude.
Yeah, and he tries hard, and, you know, I was glad to see him finally put one together
there.
It's not the first time he's been in position to win races numerous times, so it's not a
surprise to see him break through.
It was fun.
So let's head into spot-on, spot off.
You guys ready?
Hey, wait a minute.
Speaking of Blaney's, I, I, I, I,
I watched Josh Williams try to shotgun a beer last night, and it went completely bad.
It did?
Is he never shotgun to beer?
No.
And he never probably will again either.
He's like 28 years old.
Don't you learn that in college, though?
Yeah, well, I'm just going to go ahead and tell you when he dropped the thing.
It looked like I thought somebody turned the garden hose on.
It was spraying everywhere.
It was bad.
So, Josh, you really need to work on your...
We need to train him.
He needs something.
If he's going to win again, Blaney wins again.
Next time, get him a first.
funnel because he can't screw the funnel up.
Is there anything nastier than funneling beer because it's like, I'm going to stick my tongue as far down this tube as I can.
And I'm going to suck this beer down.
And then you're getting so much air, like all the air bubbles too.
And then hang on, Kristen.
Now I'm going to head it to you and you're going to stick your tongue even further because yours is longer than mine and you're going to stick it in this tube.
And then you're going to hand it to TJ and be like, okay, TJ, it's had two tongues in it.
And now it's your tongue's turned.
Like, yeah, funneling is nasty.
God.
But Josh is going to have to do it.
It's disgusting.
Have you not ever funnled a beer, Josh?
Have you ever funnled a beer?
Oh, yeah.
You know how you have to stick your tongue in the tube?
Saturday, you did.
To keep the beer from coming down?
That's some nasty shit, people.
Why did we do that?
Because people are stupid in college.
Oh, I just did it the other week.
On to the show, sorry.
Side track.
Spot on, spot off.
Four contenders lose breaks at Pocono, the 48, the 5, the 1, and the 22.
I mean, I don't know.
really know if there's a spot on or spot off about this.
A lot of it to me is self-inflicted.
We run, we're using more brake this year than we ever have because of the downforce.
The guys are having to use more brake.
We're going faster and we don't have as much down force.
So they're using more brakes and so the cars down.
It's not surprising the brakes are getting hot.
When you look at this, you obviously are going to say spot off.
I mean, to me.
I don't like to see them speeds and guys losing brakes.
For sure not.
But for me, there's two issues.
The two worst wrecks we've seen so far this year are,
are brake inflicted.
Joy Lugano lost his brakes going into one.
Damn near killed Danica Patrick, broke Amarola's back.
That was because of brakes.
And then we look at four other guys.
Jimmy Johnson's hit.
I mean, my back hurt just watching that guy hit the wall,
watching him try to down shift and slow that car down.
And, I mean, that's a 200-plus mile an hour corner.
I actually had a conversation with our brake guy last night.
The next package up is 44 pounds heavier than what we're currently running.
So when you look at brakes and you look at weight,
everything's low C of G and weight, manipulating weight and all that stuff.
Like that's a big deal.
But when you also look at four guys, I mean, 22 lost his brakes again yesterday.
You know, so when you look at all three of these hits, they all three were in turn one,
the 22 lost his in one, man, it's not direct.
This is a big deal.
And T.J. just told you what the corporate is.
It's higher speed.
You look at a place like Pocono.
When these brakes stay hot, they work well.
But you use a ton of break getting into one to slow down to make that corner because you're going so high.
That's the longest straightaway at NASCAR.
Going through the tunnel, not as much break, going into three not as much break.
So when they get back to turn one, they're cooler.
Those rotors have cooled off.
So it's an issue.
It's certainly an issue, and I think teams are going to have to really look at it.
Because guess what we're going to?
Michigan, 208 plus miles an hour getting into one.
And you probably will need some break.
You got to stop.
Yeah, you got to get it slowed down.
So, I don't know, it's just, we just not.
Your breaks were probably pretty good yesterday.
Actually, we were losing them.
Already?
Yeah, we were.
Definitely, when he slowed down, he went faster, though.
So that's one thing about Pocono that you can tell these guys on Friday.
Everybody's driving into the corner so deep and qualifying and everything,
and then you start to race.
And everybody's complaining.
You tell you got a safe heel or slow down, they go faster.
Yeah.
So that's just a big characteristic of Pocono.
Spot on, spot off.
The response time to Jamie McMurray after his accident.
I have not seen this yet.
Or lack of, I guess.
Yeah, I mean, I heard it was late.
It just, I don't want to.
understand why we can't get a system in place like IndyCar has. I mean, it's almost like IndyCar.
They obviously have just a completely better system, but the safety trucks immediately chase
the car that's involved in the accident. I think if there's any place in safety that we still
have a lot of room for improvement, it's here. I think otherwise, man, we've done phenomenal things.
We've made a lot of gains in keeping these guys safe. But in terms of getting to the cars,
helping them get out.
We need to do a better job.
And response time is a big deal.
You know, there are a few people in the tower that are working on this stuff.
David Hoots, Mike Phillips, people are dispatching records, dispatching ambulances,
dispatching doctors, which are now in these safety trucks.
We definitely have room for improvement there.
Yeah, it's a fine line, too, though, because you definitely can't roll safety equipment too soon.
You know, our cars get spread out a lot more, it seems.
We probably have more cars out there than any cars.
It takes longer for the field to get by.
So, I don't know, I didn't see how long it took them, but I would definitely like to see.
And Pocono is a big place, too, so I can see in some areas it would be harder to get crews out.
You know, if one guy has to come from all the way and turn, you know, the tunnel turn, another one has to come from turn one.
I can see where it would take a little bit of time, but, you know, there might need to be a better system where you're driving the truck.
You drop a guy off here that I'm going to drop another guy up over there to start helping these guys or something.
Yeah, yeah.
Spot on, spot off.
Danica Patrick calling out booing fans saying,
I am a fucking person.
I have feelings.
You can't say that.
You said that?
That's why beeped it out.
How's wrong with you?
I will go spot on.
Because this is one of the things.
This reminds me of Kyle Busch at Charlotte,
mad that he did not win the race.
This is Danica's personality.
This is who she is.
What day did this happen?
after qualifying.
Friday afternoon.
Yep.
So this is Danica.
I don't think she's trying to be mean to them people,
but this is just Danica.
You know when you see Danica and she has that walk going
that she just needs to be alone and you don't mess with her.
She's hot.
It is a hot walk, isn't it?
Hot walk.
It is a hot walk.
She put to my gaia.
But that's Dana.
It's her personality.
That's her personality.
Do I think she should sign autographs?
Yes, I think she's signed autographs.
but there's, we need personality in sport,
and we're talking about it because she's that way.
I'm going to go out on limb and say she probably could have signed a lot of
autographs in the amount of time that she went on this rant.
That's the other part of it.
Tony Stewart's rookie year, Elliot was a rookie the same year, which was 1999,
and we were at an autograph session, and a fan came up and said,
Tony, can I take your picture?
And he was looking outside an autographs,
and he looked up at this person.
He went crazy.
He said the sign does a safe photograph session.
It says autograph session.
I'm here to sign autographs.
If I were going to take photos, I'd be standing up in front of a backdrop.
And he goes on this thing, and I'm literally sitting there.
I thought he was kidding.
I start crying, laughing.
He was serious.
But nonetheless, he spent as much time telling this lady he wasn't going to take photos as he could
have just looked up and gave her a nice little wink or did the whole tongue thing
funnel to her or something.
But, man, look, fans, we need their support.
these people are working when they're in the garage.
Sometimes, you know, those waffle belly people look like they're at the damn zoo and we're the animals.
You know, I don't walk through the garage much, but I'm walking through there.
There's all these people standing at the fence.
And I'm like, you know, when I was younger in college, I stood at that fence.
And I didn't have hot.
We had like Patty Mouisse, you know, who bless her heart.
She's a lady, but she's not hot like Danica.
If I had been standing at the fence and Danica to walk by, I might have, you know, try to run some
game or something. Get her over there to sign autographs. So come on, Dan, I can get these fans a break.
This opened up a pretty big, a pretty big debate, too, on Twitter, you know, with Brad
tweeting and stuff, and, you know, is it their job to sign autographs? And, you know, nowhere does it
say you should sign every fan's autograph, but I think it's in best interest. I mean,
these people come to see you. You know, you're the hero. You're the superstar. You're the
celebrity of them. I mean, the king, I've never seen.
that guy turned down an autograph opportunity. Michael Waltrip, I've never seen him turn down
an autograph opportunity. The majority of these guys. Del Jarrett. Del Jr. Wost on the fence every
time he can and not, when we stop leaving the airport, we stop entering the airport. Yeah.
So he can sign, so he can sign autographs for people. You can make 99 people happy in that
100th person you don't sign. You can piss them off. I've been with Elliot when somebody screamed at
him. We were at an Air Force appearance at a booth and, you know, Elliot was signing walking and we had to
go. We get on the golf cart and this old guy screams and calls.
calls him an asshole, and that didn't go over well.
So fans.
I got called heartless one time.
Oh, yeah, you got called heartless.
Fans just have to be respectful, and drivers need to be respectful.
And Danica was obviously having a bad day.
Yeah, I mean, everyone has a bad time.
Well, trying to get Elliott out of that appearance Friday night at Pocono, he was mobbed with people.
Brett and I were surrounding him just to get him to the golf cart, and he did as much as he could, but that was almost scary.
What made this worse is right after she got done going on about this, you know, 45-second lecture to this person.
Austin Dillon walks up and just signs everybody's autograph.
That's funny.
Yeah, so, but I mean, look, this is Dana because who she is.
She was having a bad day.
She does her fair share of autographs and helps people out.
So you got to understand sometimes these guys do need a little bit of a break.
But just imagine coming to your workplace and we're in the shit out of you.
That's what sometimes.
It is.
And I mean, it's not like that all the time.
And you're having a bad day.
These guys, you know, look, they make a lot of money.
They have great jobs.
They live a crazy lifestyle.
But they're human.
I have to agree with that.
They're human, man.
They're a person.
She said it.
There's no reason to be mean to someone else.
Like, she does have feelings.
I have feelings.
We all have feelings.
Come on.
I don't.
Let's be nice to each other.
There's no need for feeling.
You have one feeling.
You have one feeling.
Heartless.
Yeah.
And then walk away.
I mean, you look heartless.
Does it?
Thanks.
Spot on, spot off.
Ryan Blaney versus Bush for the lead with 10 to go.
Man, spot on.
Yeah.
I mean, this.
Bush was a sitting duck.
Bush was out there on 17, 18 lap tires.
I actually thought Keselowski had the advantage
because he had just pitted under green when the yellow came out.
He was lined up on the outside with four new tires.
Blaney's lined up with tires.
Jones has got two tires.
I honestly thought Kesowski was probably in the best spot,
but, man, Kyle did everything he could to hold this kid off,
and Blaney still made that move in three and cleared him.
And when he cleared him, that's a really tough place to clear somebody to make that move.
Especially Kyle, because Kyle knows exactly what he needs to do
and where to put his car to make it.
The air really hard to get around.
And I watched the last couple laps there.
I mean, Kyle Swat, he moved over eight lanes on the front stretch to block him.
Yeah.
And, you know, Blaney back.
out a little bit there and moved up a little bit, got a better arc for turn, you know,
won, and then race them down and along, racing down on the tunnel turn.
And I thought Blaney did a great job, too.
That's not an easy place to win.
Or sweep.
That place is tough, man.
Poconoism is hell.
I mean, a lot of guys don't figure it out if 10 years are going there, you know?
It's like a road course, too.
You have to have, not only do you have to have the right strategy,
but you have to have, you know, a fast car, but the strategy is bigger than almost,
almost better than a fast car.
Kyle Busch had the fastest car all weekend long.
His crew chief electing not to pit, set him up for failure.
Yeah.
Hell of the job, Blaney.
I have no idea.
Like we said last week, man, he went and took the win.
He didn't inherit it.
He took the lead, won it.
He went up there and got it.
All right.
Let's take a break.
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So we're going to go into Fastlane with the guys.
I'm going to give TJ and Brett a topic to debate,
and they are going to alternate who responds first.
TJ's going to go first on the first question.
Each of them will get 30 seconds to voice their opinion,
and then whoever responded first will get a 30 second rebuttal.
Ready?
TJ, Roush is shutting down the full-time operation of the number six Xfinity team.
Bubba Wallace is in the number 43 cup.
car until almoreola returns what happens to bubba when eric comes back silly season is coming so maybe i
honestly think that you could you could possibly see bubba in the 43 car more than more down the road
than you think here i think eric might have other opportunities with sponsors and stuff and
i think you might see bubba in that especially if he has a little bit of success in it might take off for him
that's a quiet dinger you got job too loud it's too quiet it's too quiet
Is that better?
I'm definitely surprised.
I'm very surprised that Bubba Wallace didn't finish the season in the 6th.
Obviously, it was sponsorship implications.
Very surprised that he couldn't attract a sponsor to finish that.
Really good opportunity for him.
Ford made the phone calls to these sponsors to say, you guys need Bubba Wallace in this 43,
give him a chance.
He got a lot of media this weekend.
He made a lot of mistakes in the race.
Still managed to finish, not wreck the car.
What happens to him?
I'm with TJ, man.
I think he could be in this thing next year.
Ford needs to support Bubba Wallace for him to succeed or he won't be here.
I felt like Bubba needed a change.
I felt like where he was at was just kind of how it was going to be,
and I feel like he needed a new scenery around him to get that fireback.
You know, not that he lost his drive, but he just needed to get that fireback.
And sometimes when you get with a new group, things take off.
So, and he honestly, he was decent and qualifying.
So we'll see if he can carry it over.
over to Michigan.
Yep.
Which first-time winner is more popular, in your opinion?
Ryan Blaney or Austin Dylan.
Brett?
Hands down, Ryan Blaney in the 21 Wood Brothers car.
I mean, we talked about the relevance of the three a few weeks ago.
It's lost as luster because it hadn't been present for a very long time.
And when Austin came back, he wasn't relevant in it.
Fast cars get a lot of attention.
The 21 is a very storied number, even more so storied over time than the three.
I think this is a very popular win among fans.
I've never heard anybody cheer at Pocono as loud as they did
when Ryan Blaney took the lead from Kyle Busch yesterday.
They damn near tore the stands down.
Yeah, there's a difference in the ways they won, too.
Nothing awesome won that race, but Ryan Blaney passed Kyle Busch.
If you watch Kyle Busch walk out on stage before the race,
he gets more booze than anybody.
And to have somebody, you kind of have the hero and the villain.
The hero went up there and defeated.
the villain and now everybody, you know, they love it. Now, um, no doubt in my mind is Ryan Blaney.
Yeah, I agree. Look, I've said this before too. Ryan Blaney among these young guys has the
least amount of full-time experience in NASCAR of anybody. He didn't run a full season in NASCAR
until he got to cup. He didn't run full trucks. Did he? He did with Brad, Brad. So he ran full-trucks.
Then he went part-time expinity, part-time cup. Now he's full-time. He's getting to do all the little things.
and he's got speed, they're fast.
Did anyone see Kyle's post-race interview?
Just out of curiosity?
I didn't.
He's not surprised by anything.
Kevin Harvicks was good.
He was pretty gracious about it.
What did he say?
He just said he was waiting on Ryan to make a mistake
and he didn't make any mistakes.
And I'll say this too.
If Kevin Harvick is in this situation and Ryan Blaney already has a win,
I think Kevin Harvick moves him.
The same way Mayfield moved out of Earnhardt to win there.
But because Ryan Blaney doesn't have a win,
And Kevin didn't want to be that guy to Ryan Blaney and to the Wood Brothers.
And let's face it, they're both Fords.
That matters.
I watched the replay.
And I'm not one more lap, and it might have got really interesting there.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure Kevin could have got to him on that last lap.
You know, Blaney hit his marks right.
And it looked like, and Kevin did everything he could to try to get there to set himself up.
But Blaney just, he nailed it, man.
Yeah.
Multiple cup drivers took over the broad.
this past weekend at Pocono during the Xfinity series race.
How do you think they did?
And do you think they have any future in that side of the business for any particular one?
I have not had a chance to listen to any of it, but I've read a lot of social media stuff.
And it seems like people liked it and enjoyed it.
I do like that, you know, Ryan was able to interview Brad right after the race.
And then after the cup race, Brad got out real quick and ran over there and interviewed Ryan.
Someone's brilliant for doing that.
Yeah, I think Brad just ran up there.
He did, and then they said, will you enter any to Jamie Little's pack?
Brilliant.
Yeah.
It's funny.
Jamie Little's pack.
Her fanny pack.
I think the guys in the booth can do that job naturally.
You know, obviously Kevin trying to do play-by-play was a lot more of a challenge probably.
But just being in the booth and being an analyst, they know what they're talking about.
So having the ability to speak, if they can do that, it comes natural.
I think it's a lot harder to be on pit road because there's a lot more things that you're having to look to
and cater to from the fan side.
But if I'm a fan, I'm in heaven.
What else would you want to know?
Then you're getting the most relevant information that these guys didn't just get out of the car
and retire and start doing TV.
These guys just got out of the car 30 minutes before the damn race started.
So you're getting as good information as you're ever going to get.
Damn, DJ.
Sorry, it must have been out late.
The truck race, did you listen to the truck race at all?
Were you watching on TV?
I watched it.
I thought Todd Bodine was a great.
great. He's always great for the truck races to me because he knows
he knows what these guys are thinking. He's been in all them positions.
And it's similar to... He'll hit a fool? Yes. He's been in all these positions.
He's won a lot of truck races, so he knows what these guys are thinking.
And he raced like a... He did.
But, you know, it's great to have these guys, and you're right. I'm not even sure
it's 30 minutes when these guys get out. These guys get out of the cars, literally.
They go change.
So Joel Edmonds, who spotted for Bubba this weekend, who's a
median. He's a funny dude.
When he gets rolling, he's pretty funny. He's the most cynical
human being on the planet. So here
comes Kevin Harvick, Clint Boyer, Joy Lugano
dressed up. Joel
says, you guys look like a bunch of
pallbearers.
I fell off the crate I was sitting there. Denny sat down
and he came on the screen and I was like it looks like he's
wearing his dad's suit and his mom combed his hair. His hair
was right. He got some
hair tips. Yeah, I think
it's good though. But these guys are literally
fresh out of the cars. They know what they just felt.
can explain it better than...
You heard the song?
What is it?
It says holla.
We're not to that part yet.
Go ahead, I'm sorry.
I might go on the next one.
Oh, boy.
Do they pay you license...
Do they pay you to use that?
Hollow.
Many believe that Chase Briscoe was in the lead
when the yellow came out at Texas during the truck race.
Ultimately, NASCAR proved that Bell was in the lead
when the caution flew.
What are your thoughts on this call
and the rule in general?
Oh, I'm going to need more than 30 seconds.
I know it.
I'm going to give me my...
We won't even use the dingers.
I'm going to give you my first take, and then I'm going to hand it over the T.J.
Who is somewhat biased because that's his truck, and then I'll come back,
and then we can keep going back forth.
I don't care.
My initial reaction to this is we are very prepared as a sport to show you a photo finish that comes to the checker.
We are not prepared as a sport to show you a photo finish where the yellow is involved.
TV didn't have, according to Steve O'Donnell,
quote the right shot.
Well, whose fault is that?
If we can't base this thing on the yellow being shown or the yellow light coming out
and analyzing where those trucks are at that time,
what can we base it on and why did it take you 12 plus hours to come out with the rule?
We are a national sport and it just looked like we kind of made it up as we go.
Just because of the, I mean, I'm sitting at home and based on everything that I have to look at,
the 29 truck won to me.
And I mean, I do some work for Cobbush Motorsports on a part-time basis.
I want to see those guys do well.
But based on all the resources I had in front of me as a fan on TV, the 29 truck won.
Yeah, I don't.
The pitcher, when you say that they proved Bell, all they did was show a picture of a truck.
Without a yellow in it.
With a yellow in it with a replay with a fast forward and rewind screen on it that's going to be on there the whole time.
That's not a time stamp to me.
And this is the first time that I've ever heard this timestamp stuff as well.
You know, I didn't hear no, when we lost to Lugano at Talladega in 2015,
I didn't hear nothing about no timestamp.
Holy.
So, I mean, we need to be more prepared.
There's no reason why we shouldn't have something with an angle that shows the caution light
and, you know, where the trucks are.
And I don't go by this.
Well, there's a delay.
When that light comes on, I don't care about it.
If you go, well, the caution, there's a point, oh, well, whatever delay.
No, I'm going by that picture when that light comes like, because that's when you're freezing
to feel.
So did they re-show this?
So O'Donnell's tweet says TV did not show correct shot prior going prior to going off the air.
Did they then show that on TV?
Or this was so far after.
This was his tweet after the fight.
And that pitcher does nothing for me.
I just, I have two issues with this.
Number one is when Bill France created this concept of NASCAR, he wanted the fans who left
the stands to know who won the race.
And if I'm a fan in the stands,
I'm not sure I know who won that race
because when the yellow come out,
the 29 truck is in front of him
if I'm astute enough to be watching that.
And then my second thing is,
I really thought the next day,
because T.J. and I were texting back and forth about this
as it happened,
I really thought the next day,
for the first time ever in NASCAR history,
we were going to see a retraction.
I thought they were come out and going to say,
after further review of this situation,
this is what we've decided, the 29 truck won.
And I base that on everything that TV put in front of me.
a fan. I only have two things. My eyeballs
live at the event, the TV in front of me
or the radio to paint the picture,
and then kind of none of that
happens. So I feel like, again,
we're ready for a photo finish
at start finish. Beyond that, we got
some work to do and we got some explaining to do to the
fans. Because what had happened that this had been
Homestead,
if this had been the Daytona
500. It just certainly
seems to us, you know,
and this is industry people. This is media people.
This is the team people.
It certainly seems to us that there was some discretion in the decision.
Yeah.
And who made the decision?
Elton Sawyer was in Pocono with us.
Who's over this series, man?
I have no idea.
This is the second week in a row that we were talking about.
We should not just finish these races in the yellow.
Yeah.
Plate races, we race back to that overtime line on the backstretch.
That's fine with me.
These other tracks, let's just race until we get somebody that knows to the start finish line.
That's what Tim Feito said last night.
I rode home with him, and he was like, man, we just need to race checkered every week.
That way there's no confusion.
And here's my thing.
We're going to have some wrecks every now and now.
Yeah.
But that's...
That was a great race.
We should be talking about the racing.
We shouldn't be talking about the rules and the ruling.
And we wouldn't be if we've done what TJ said.
I mean, there's just too much.
We're losing good racing.
I didn't want that race to end.
No.
Watching Chase Briscoe and Christopher Bell would go at it was, man, that's what we need.
Man, that's what we want.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
And it's no, for once it wasn't Matt Crafton.
It wasn't Johnny Sauter.
Those guys are back there hanging on, you know, and we got these two kids that are sideways
off every corner racing each other, in each other's doors.
I was waiting for each one on the spin out every lap.
But no, man, they're, I mean.
It was a youth movement in the truck race.
It was a youth movement in the Cup race.
And I mean, NASCAR's been pushing this.
It's nice to see it organically happen on the racetrack.
Yeah, let's race.
The Off the Wall topic, Skid Row will be performing at Michigan this weekend.
If you ran a track,
concert venue,
sports facility,
etc.,
what musical act
would you want to
bring in?
T.J.
Skid Row.
Wow.
By the way,
I saw three
Iron Maiden
T-shirts
in a row
this weekend
in the Pocono Infield.
I knew that
this was coming.
I almost called
this second to go.
You can talk.
We can listen
to this in the background.
Skid Row.
Brett was a young boy.
I'm going to this concert
and I'm going to take my shirt off.
Whip it around your head.
I'm going to go, wow.
This is Skid Row, man.
And I will video that.
I love Skid Row.
When is this concert?
Saturday night.
Stay on Del Juniors' bus.
We'll go.
So you are going to go and take your shirt off.
Yes, I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm going to grow a beard like that guy.
I only got two days, and then I'm going to go.
You know, we've had such a wide variety of concerts.
You know, it's hard to, it's hard to, so we're trying to get young kids involved.
But then we also want to please, you know,
the people that have been fans in NASCAR for a long time that are probably more into the Kansas.
I'm more apt to go to a Skid Row concert than a country concert.
Here's what I think you need to do.
I think you need to get with Stephen and all the PR people and marketing people,
extend your room or just sleep on an air mattress outside of the bus somewhere.
In a tent.
In a tent.
And we all go to Skid Row together.
We all go party. I'm getting Justin Bieber, if it's up to me on who's coming in.
Since I can't bring Michael Jackson back from his deep sleep issue,
I'm going to bring.
What did he have?
too much of propothal.
Yeah.
Stay off propothal, people.
It puts you to sleep forever.
Yeager.
Oh, God, that still sickens me.
Isn't that the same thing that Prince had too?
No, he had other issues.
I mean, when you look at all these people dying, they're dying from legal drugs.
Justin Bieber might be pretty good.
I mean, he does like racing stuff.
He always speeds through his neighborhood and stuff.
Remember that?
Michigan's close to Canada.
He's a Canadian.
That's true.
Hey, yeah.
Justin Bieber.
He doesn't he live in L.A. though?
Justin Bieber?
Yeah.
He's where the hell he wants.
He's Justin Bieber.
That is true.
T.J.
You know, I don't even know who I would bring.
I appreciate the guy.
This is pretty cool to me to bring Skid Row.
You know, it's almost a little bit before my time, but, you know, it's still, I know who they are.
There's Bieber out here.
He's a believer.
I like Justin Bieber's music.
Listen that voice.
How can you not like that guy?
When you made me watch that documentary, I was like.
Like, Bieber fan.
It's too bad we can't mix this with 18 in a life, you got it.
Yeah, as long as you love 18 in a life, you got it.
Just kind of mix them, you know?
Who are you bringing in, Josh?
Um, I don't know.
Maybe like an ECDC or something.
That'd be good.
Hells, bells.
I thought Kansas.
I thought Kansas at Kansas was pretty thoughtful.
Here's a, here's the best college drinking song.
A-CDC.
Thunderstruck.
Have a drink on me.
And every time they say have a drink on me, you have to take a drink.
What?
I thought that was Sweet Caroline.
Oh.
Every time they say...
Go buy you a 12-pack.
Kristen gluten-free beer for you and get you a 12-pack of beer.
And every time they say, have a drink on me, take a drink.
I mean, you remember all the taking drink games in college.
Heck yep.
Pyramid was my favorite.
Heck yep.
But have a drink on me?
Oh, you listen to that twice and you're laid out.
Thunderstruck is...
Dundas Drive.
Did you ever play that?
Yeah.
God.
You got that one long one?
Yeah.
You were screwed.
Yeah.
Here you go.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Come on, TJ.
Who you got?
Yeah.
Elton John.
Oh, my.
God.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I love Elton John.
Bill Collins.
I love Elton John, but come on.
Yeah.
I was totally kidding.
I was totally kidding.
I kind of like they're mixing up because we've had some country.
We've had some country.
We've had some, you know, we've had a little bit of classic rock.
And I think it's pretty cool.
We mix it up, honestly.
I tell you the song gets me fired up on the airplane.
I want Flo Rider.
M&M and Rihanna when they do that song about there's monsters under my bed.
Yeah.
I know these people in my head and all that.
I'm not how the song goes, but sure.
Yeah, that song gets me fired up.
Like, I just want to do something crazy.
Yeah.
You know what you sing it.
I have it in my lifting playlist.
I don't know why it gets me pumped up, but Eminem does.
Me too, man.
I like a...
NEP would be good at a NASCAR race.
Vegas is pretty cool, though.
I think...
Because he looks...
I honestly would like to see someone like...
Who's that techno guy that just does all that...
It just doesn't really play like...
It's not like...
Calvin Harris.
No, there's another guy that does mixing stuff.
He had a big broadcasts not too long ago, maybe a month or two ago.
Yeah.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
I can't remember...
Guy who wears, like, the mouse head or whatever.
He...
All he's doing is up there, turntable stuff.
That's whatever mouse.
The name of...
We sound like a bunch of morons right now.
He's the most popular DJ probably.
Let me look it up, Josh.
Let me look it up, Josh.
It's like it starts with an A, doesn't it?
Afro-man.
Josh was going to come to work, but he got high.
It's EDM music, right?
E.C.
Edomame?
Electric dance music or something?
Probably, yeah.
The Wi-Fi in here's not great.
Why? How are we not on good Wi-Fi with Dell Jr.?
He ran a T-1 line for 17 miles.
He did put his charger in here.
All right.
Well, this show went on attention again.
Hashtag AskDBC.
At CornWitt asks, which is more surprising?
The 2017 winners, the 3, the 17, the 21, and the 31,
or the non-winners, the 4, the 11, the 18, and the 20.
What the hell is this man?
Rewind.
Martin Garrick's the guy I was talking about.
Oh, that's not who I was.
You're talking about Afro Jack.
No, I'm not.
Well, that is one.
Calvin Harris, draft punk, scrylix.
Avichi?
Avichy, that's what I was thinking of.
Yeah, Tiesto.
I would bring some in guys.
I would bring in some people like that.
That's what I would do.
Yeah, talk about being relevant with the fans.
I'm just saying.
Yeah.
Have you seen that?
I don't know what this question means.
I don't know what he means.
So what he's saying is what's more surprising,
the young guys winning or the older guys not winning.
Yeah, yeah, these, like, Denny's not winning poker.
Oh.
dominated.
By the way, Cornwit is our official scorekeeper for DBC picks.
Kristen will send you a hack.
I'm not necessarily, I mean, clearly you would say I'm more surprised that these guys
have won and these other guys haven't.
But what I'm more surprised is these damn win slots for these 16 playoff spots are filling
up rather quickly because guys that we didn't think we're going to win are winning.
because we still know that Kevin Harvick, Denny Hamlin, Kyle Busch, Matt Kenseth, Clint
Boyer, you know, the list goes down and on and on for guys that still can win
because Dale Jr's got Daytona coming up, Clint's got Sonoma coming up.
You know, Kevin Harvick's good dang there everywhere.
Denny's good at a lot of places.
Like, we may have 16 freaking winners.
Yeah, these slots are filling up.
Like, I didn't have the 31 pegged for one of them.
I did not have the 17 in one of them, did not have the three in one of them.
The 21 was definitely a high possibility.
But, you know, I definitely would have thought Kyle Busch would have won before any of those other four.
At Zoom underscore Buck underscore 80 asks.
Your first one is a spotter, when, where, and who?
Should that be whom?
I just said whom.
Humma.
Muma.
T.J.
I think my first win is.
as a spotter was winning at Bristol with Brad.
What are you talking about?
I think.
What the hell is this?
You don't know when your first win was?
Are we talking to like just Xfinity or cop or what?
Your first win.
Period.
I was Bristol with Brad and the Navy car.
Awesome.
What was your first cup win?
I believe the first cup win.
Well, when we went to the cup series, when I went to Hendrick, we won, I don't know if
you count this or not, but we won the Saturday night, the showdown, whatever you want to call it.
the clash, whatever you call that race.
We won that, and then we won the duel later that week as well.
And then I think the real first win would have been Michigan.
My first cup win was 2001 with the Wood Brothers Bristol.
My sixth race I'd ever spotted, and I was like, wow, this was really easy.
First Exfittany win came with Greg Biffle.
First truck win came with Casey Cane at Rockingham.
And, I mean, you look back at them, and they're all super fun, but that first cup win is a big deal.
Yeah, for sure.
It's cool, man, because, I mean.
How many cup wins do you got?
I don't know.
I'd have to go back and look at them.
How many you think?
Five, six?
Counting those races, you just counted.
Should we get a racing reference and find out how many they have?
Elliot won three cup races.
One, two, Clint.
One, a couple of Burton.
They were nine points still.
Probably seven or eight.
Cup wins.
But just to win with a company like the Wood Brothers is fun because Glenn and Leonard Wood
started that race team in 1950 and they started in Stewart, Virginia, and I'll be very
honest with you.
Still there.
When Elliott Sadler left the Wood Brothers, I didn't think they'd ever win another race again.
And it wasn't because Elliot was this great talent that, you know, was the greatest thing
since sliced bread.
And because he left, the team was screwed.
It was the race team was in Stewart, Virginia.
They weren't making a lot of strides to get better.
They were aligned with Rauch.
T.J. will tell you, when you align with Raus, it sounds good, but you're not going to get
what Rauch is producing this the best.
They're going to handpick that stuff.
You're going to get the next best thing.
They realized that.
You know, they hired Ricky Rudd couldn't win.
Next thing you know, they win the Daytona 500 with Trevor Maine.
Big deal.
They move their race team to Charlotte.
They leave Stewart, Virginia, because they realize the talent pool is bigger down here.
their cars are still off.
They're running a part-time schedule.
They've got a long ways to go.
Now they've changed their alignment last year to being with Ryan Blaney,
being with Penske.
It's been a huge payoff for them.
I mean,
they could potentially be a real contender in this championship this year
because of the moves they made.
And I think it just goes back to sports in general.
If you look at their statistics, man,
when Leonard Wood was a crew chief,
they won non-stop.
I mean, I think I read yesterday was like their 99th win or something.
If you look at statistics up to when, you know, Morgan Shepherd got there.
That was the first driver that Leonard Wood wasn't a cruise chief for.
They stopped winning.
And Eddie and Lynn took the team over, and they have not given up.
They've been very resilient in.
And what do we got to do to be win and be relevant?
And there's nobody in the garage, not one team in the garage that's been more loyal to a manufacturer.
They've been Ford forever.
And Ford's also been loyal to them.
That motorcraft is on that hood of that car yesterday.
that is the service department for four dealerships.
So it's just a great marriage.
And again, I'm happy for Josh, the spotter,
because you can't win with a better team than the Woodbrothers
because they treat you like family when you're over there.
Yeah, it's hard not to be happy for that team to win.
They still have the, in Stewart, they still have a museum there, I believe.
They do. It's awesome.
So, yeah, I mean, I'm glad to see them, and they're fast weekly, man.
It's fun to see them having fun again.
A lot of questions about the future.
They asked Eddie Wood yesterday.
Do you have Blaney back in your?
your car next year and he's like right now i'm just going to enjoy this win and being in this
playoff and being in this position we hear a lot of things and then this certainly isn't rumor mill
but there's a lot of owners that want a shot at blaney they wanted it before he won that race yesterday
a lot of rumors pinsky's trying to start a third team to bring him more in house this team though is very
very very aligned with ford and with pinsky it would not surprise me based on how big of a fan that
ford is based on how big of a friends that blaney is that that if blanchee is that if bulls
Blaney goes to Penske, Bubba doesn't end up in that 21 car.
Yeah, I'm not, you know, I almost feel like Blaney's the perfect fit for that 21 car.
He went in there and turned it around with them, and I feel like I'm not saying he was not a good fit anywhere else, but you've got to rolling, man.
You don't have a lot.
You don't have a lot to answer to, really.
You kind of do your own deal there, and you get a lot of support, and I think it's a great fit for him.
Yeah.
Jeremy Bullens, crew chiefs, that of people.
haven't heard a lot of.
I've had an opportunity to work with Jeremy as engineers on a lot of teams I was on.
This guy has spent his entire life wanting to be a crew chief.
I mean, I remember him coming to me going, hey, man, I heard Elliot and he's crew chief,
I want to do it.
You know, I think I can win with Elliot Sadler.
So when, you know, some of these guys, some of these engineers and these car chiefs sit back
waiting on their phone to ring, Jeremy wasn't that guy.
He was knocking on doors going, I want to be a crew chief, I want to be a crew chief.
And when he got a line with that Penske deal, he's won a lot of races over there.
So, I mean, he won, I think, with Dingling over there, with the Penske deal with Dingling ran some of them cars.
That's your boy.
I'm just happy for all them guys, be honest with you.
I mean, some people go, well, how can you be happy?
You're competing against these guys.
You can be happy.
You know, I mean, you have to be humble and defeat, right?
At some point, everyone's family.
Yeah.
We're not even me.
We're not family.
At EUNG-R-V-T-Fs.
If you were in Dale's position with bad luck last season, would that make you?
want to race next year?
No, I don't think this changes anything.
Once you make the decision, you make that decision,
I don't think it's going to change him.
I think he's not giving less effort.
We've had some bad luck and, you know,
made some mistakes, but I don't think that changes anything.
How many races have you been home before they're even over?
Four?
Probably at least.
Got to fix that, man.
Yeah.
Positioned by Trish.
At Golf Man 60 asks.
What's the best flyover you've ever witnessed?
I get nervous during flyovers with helicopters.
Because every time I turn on CNN, there's a helicopter crash somewhere.
Man, I don't know.
I'm not a helicopter fan.
I think a couple times we've had stealths and stuff come over.
We've had a stealth once or twice back in that.
You can't even see them, though. You can't see those.
They're very, very stealthy.
How can you say that's the best one?
You couldn't see it.
I got good eyes.
Those planes are invisible.
My favorite flyover was when they banned flyovers,
when the U.S. government said,
hey, we can't have flyovers anymore
because even though we consider this as marketing
to attract nice military people and all the stuff,
like it's costing too much money.
And so Obama was kind enough to say no more flyovers.
And then we had this car that was dressed up as an airplane
and it came down the racetrack on the front stretch.
And I was like, now we got fly unders.
Anyway.
I like to when Nick Willenda did the tightrope.
across Charlotte Motor Speedway. Do you remember that?
What an idiot.
God, I was just waiting for that to go bad.
What I remember when that cable fell?
Oh, yeah, the cable fell of Charlotte.
That's bad.
Yeah.
Oh, disastrous.
An idiot.
Who the f***es up and goes, I'm going to get this little bitty wire and I'm going to walk across some stuff?
They've been doing it for like 100 years.
They're idiots.
The flying Walendas.
They're idiots.
Yeah, they've had a lot of people die in their family from that.
Did you guys watch the IndyCar race?
Josh, I know you didn't.
Yeah.
I tried not to, but I couldn't stop looking at it.
It was a, it was a, they've got a really nice rules package.
They're putting on a really good show.
They wrecked a lot of cars.
I stayed up all night and watched it.
And, you know, as a way.
The Canadian Grand Prix, right?
As the race winded down, it was in Texas.
As the race, you're talking for them.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
That's a different kind of open world.
Yeah.
But as the race wound down, it got the six to go.
The yellow came out.
They finished under caution reminded me of how great our green,
right checkers are.
But my issue with watching that entire broadcast was these drivers are out there going
225 miles an hour.
Six inches apart.
They're crazy.
They're six inches apart.
And then when they get interviewed, the first thing they do is turn into the biggest
you have ever heard.
And you're like, oh, my God, we're too close out there.
We shouldn't be raising like this.
This is dangerous.
Well, you know what, but if you don't want to do this, take your little pansy ass home
because there's 20 world of outlaw drivers or sprint car drivers that will gladly get
in that seat and go out there and do what you're doing.
Like, don't be on TV being this badass is doing something that I can't do.
And the first thing you do when you get interviewed is your skirt's blowing all up in your
damn face.
That drives me bananas.
You talk about PR fail.
Like, they need to make these people go back and watch what they do.
And so they know how big of a wuss they sound like.
I think you can get the feel for it.
If you just watch social media when it's going on, you'll have people being like,
you need to tune into this.
You need to watch this.
This is great.
This is ridiculously awesome.
You know, these guys are, I mean, it was an awesome race.
I didn't even, I didn't, I wanted to not watch, but I couldn't look away.
I wanted to not watch.
Did you hear the interviews of those pansies?
No, I wouldn't have it in my hotel, so I was watching on my iPad.
First of all, they weigh about 107 pounds, so you don't really look that tough.
But I'm taking into consideration what you just did before you got on TV, and you're a badass.
And then you're going to get on TV and be a complete wimp.
Who did that?
All of them.
Oh, it's too dangerous.
We're a pipe racing.
It's too close together.
And the best race, literally, that I've ever seen in my life, was the indie cars at Fontana two or three years ago.
The absolute best race.
I was sitting in a bar.
Imagine that.
Could not believe what my eyes were seeing.
And they did the same thing.
And then so Indy car quit going to Fontana.
Like, if you're going to be scared, stay at home.
If you're scared, go to church.
There's a place for you in life.
It's not in a race car.
I'm serious.
That's my ran.
I'm over.
I'm pushing.
So, DBC picks.
Brett 9.
TJ 5.
I keep getting hosed on this, man.
I got finished fourth.
Chase came from the back, basically, up there,
ran good.
Look at your finishes and then look at mine.
I got a fourth, a third, a fifth, a third.
Yeah, but you know you don't have that old number one over there.
You got one number two, one number one.
And your other finishes suck.
I'm locked into the playoffs.
I got the win.
Who you got?
We're going to Michigan.
I wish I knew the stage wins because I'd have you covered.
Oh, God.
We're going to Michigan.
got bubble wallach again michigan is uh i don't know um timmy heel god i guess carlo long you know
car long yeah no thanks is brendan gone he's been gone you know what
man i don't i feel like i need to make up some ground here um i do need to make up some
ground hey they didn't mark off last weeks yeah it's fine i'm not picking him chase elli
Chase Selling Kurt Bus.
Come on, come on, guy.
Yeah, man.
Our DBC guy, Cornwit.
Yeah, you didn't mark them off.
You got to do Josh's job better for him.
Or Josh printed the wrong list.
Maybe Josh printed the wrong list.
Josh just burnt.
Would you just pick a freaking driver?
Are you in a hurry?
Yes, I have a conference called 1115.
Oh, you got seven minutes.
Yeah.
We'll just have pocket by that.
30-second walk upstairs.
Find that M&M song.
It needs to be our closing music for a day.
Afraid of the monster.
I'm going to go with, I'll take the 88.
Dale Jr.?
Yeah, I roll with it.
Is there any shifting required at this place?
Nope, we're good.
Just put it in fourth and let it ride.
Yep.
He's going with the 88.
We're restarting in fourth.
I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
If he's going with his guy, it's only going to be fair if I go with mine.
So I'll go with Clint Boyer.
Judging by your phone call, you might not want to do that.
Oh, stop.
The sun to my bed.
You're getting wound up.
You're dancing.
I hear it on a plane.
I just want to jump out.
Yes.
Thanks for tuning in today.
Exalta.
Exalta had an awesome presence in Pocono.
Yes.
One main financial is awesome.
We've got to get some new reads.
You and I did such a good read.
We are.
So we're so many loans that they, we need some new stuff.
The production form has been put into Mike Davis.
They'd like to also have the both of you on video so they can push that socially from One Main Racing.
I need to address.
code for that. Would you know that I had a shirt that says Cox on it? This says
Cox. I had a Philadelphia Eagles football player tell me he was going to tackle me.
Yeah.
Because he walks in there. Fly Eagles fly.
And uh, it was the Exalted thing. It was Fletcher Cox and he's in there. And we're going
through questions and stuff. And I'm like, yeah, we got any questions for that guy right up there.
He said he's a big Redskins fan. He gave me this look and he was looking at me.
They're cheerleaders. They did a whole 30. I saw them yesterday.
The cheerleaders looked exceptionally good.
One out of a muffin top, though.
She looked like me with a wig on.
That was the mascot.
Gap tooth, ball spot, fat as hell.
God, lady, you're supposed to be pretty.
When you agree to try out with this shit, you're saying I'm really pretty naked.
Now?
Hey, thanks to One Main.
We'll see you next week.
Yeah, we're going to leave on that.
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