Door Bumper Clear - 75 - Running From the Cops

Episode Date: September 5, 2017

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Hey, everybody. I'm T.J. Majors. Spotter the 88 Cup car, the 7xfinity car, and the 29 truck. And not joining me yet is late. Hi, I am. Brett Griffin, Spotter for the number one, Elliot Siler Junior Motor Sports car and Clint Boyer in the Cup series. Yeah, and we also have our lovely co-host, KB, joining us. Hey, guys. It's KB. Brett's on his way, but we got tired of waiting. Yeah, Brett is late and we got really Christians right. We got tired of waiting.

This show is brought to you by one main. That's what Brett would say. In the Exalta Studios. In the Exalted studios. And T.J. is sporting one heck of a beard. This is the most beardy I've ever seen you. The offseason gets a little rough sometimes. I've just been lazy.

You're beginning to look like Kylo Ren, your dog. Yeah, I mean, I will shave soon. I was actually going to shave in Darlington, but I realized that if I was going to try to shave this was just a razor. It was probably going to... Razor burn? No, it was probably going to take me like seven blades, and that's about $85 worth of the razor blades. I was just going to wait. It is ridiculous how much razor blades cost.

It is. If I was going to go into business... Don't they have that dollar shave club or something where it's like a buck? Yeah, I don't know if I believe in that. No. But, like, razor blades are ridiculously expensive. I would hate to be a woman. I mean, it's got to be expensive.

How often do you buy razor blades? I use men's razor, so every two, three weeks. But that's a... It's super expensive. Yeah, like a month, you probably have 50, 60 bucks in razor blades maybe or 40 maybe? Like, it's a lot. It's a lot of money. Anyway, so Darlington was fun.

Brett probably doesn't have a lot to comment about Darlington. He didn't have too fun of a weekend. He only... I think he might have ran 25 laps in the cup race, if that. Poor little guy. Yeah. the, uh, ran, ran okay in the Xfinity race. Elliot ran pretty good.

Um, got caught up in a little, little late race, altercation. Late race, it was seven laps to go. Very late race. Altercation off of turn four. It's just one of them. Turn four at Darlington is one of the hardest corners to spot out of because of the way the track comes back at you and our spotter stand. The shadows are ridiculous and it's just a really, really hard corner.

And it's a, you really, and if you don't take the room when you have it, the guy, and the outside, we'll just drive out there and pass you down the front stretch. So it's a really, it's a really tough corner to clear. With Xfinity Day being, um. Pull your mic up. Yeah. Can you hear me now? There you go.

Hey, guys. Yeah. With the Xfinity Day specifically, the cloud cover kept going, coming out and then the sun would come out. Did that affect how you were spotting? No, it just, it just. Because I heard Brett saying it, or Kevin would say it. He's like, hey, we're getting a cloud cover here or something.

And I don't. Well, I think it would be more track sensitive. because Darlington wears out so fast, the temperature on the track is way more sensitive than somewhere like Dover, where it doesn't really, it's concrete. And you don't really have that. It doesn't change temperature as much, which is weird. If you, you know, if you walk outside on a hot Sunday day and put your foot on, you know, asphalt or blacktop, it's going to be really hot. You put your foot on the concrete. It's not, you could walk on it, basically.

It's not nearly as hot. It's just weird how the materials do that. But, no, I think it, you know, there's a little bit, when we started the cup race, there was a little bit of, a glare out of four as well and you know you would put your hand up the block to some but it's just a tough corner in general they run so close to the wall and you're trying to it's hard to you would have to go there and spot it to see what i mean it's not like coming off turn for like michigan or somewhere like that it's it's a it's a pretty challenging um corner but you know i think uh the throwback weekend was really cool i'm sure red don't want to talk about that when he gets here if he ever

gets here you know a lot of cars had some really cool schemes and a lot of of people were dressed up and, you know, certain attire. Did you see anything interesting? The one had a throwback. So Elliot was in, he had a throwback car, and then we got him a throwback fire suit and throwback shirts and hats for our guys. So he looked interesting. He actually said it's one of his favorite fire suits, though. Which one was it? It was meant to look like Kales from 1984. I think it would have been cool if Elliot could have wore one of like his early, like, like Xfinity Siri days or Bush days back then when he first started. What would have been his, like, what was his sponsor when he first started?

Do you remember? I don't. Motorcraft? That was Cubs. Yeah, that was that before that. I wonder what it was. That's when you need Brett here. Captain, five minutes out.

It's already 10 minutes. So I remember going to some of the races. I remember going to some of the races seeing guys like Elliot and Dale Jr. Named. And Dale Jr. had his A.C. Delco fire suit whenever I first met him. But, like, you'd see guys like Hank Parker, junior these guys would literally have nothing on their fires suit and they'd just be like their name and just all dirty and stuff like that's what so elliott's kind of like that it was all white and then

it just had armor straight across it yeah well i picture elli having one like that when he first started as well that's how that's how micha was i just had TMC yeah and they're real thin material too like they don't really stop fires but yeah yeah yeah i mean you yeah fire is fire it's you know but they were really thin back then and and um but anyway would Did you watch the cup race? I didn't. I did. We went to the Whitewater Center instead.

The whole damn thing? Yeah, the whole damn thing. You remember it? Yeah. I was at a bar, but I remember it. Did you see anything interesting on the broadcast? No. No?

I don't see anything. Yeah, I thought the race was good. What are you referencing? No, I was just curious. It's just a long race. It is a really long race. It's crazy because how short the experience. infinity races versus how long the Xfinity race is two hours long if that yeah it didn't I think the

stages though still make it seem like a shorter race like it still seems like a shorter race to me with the stages it didn't seem that long I guess um about three years ago I was really sick during the Darlington race and I mean I don't it seemed like it was an eight hour race to me and ever since then anything shorter than that doesn't even like everything seems short like I know it's a road course in the trucks but it's it's funny to like look at at the stages. It was like 20, 20 and 24. It was amazing. We're the stages.

Yeah. And it was still a long race because it's a four-mile track. Yeah. Hey, so. Hey, here he comes. Oh, look, it's Brett Griffin, spotter of the number one Xfinity car in the... Sometimes truck. Sometimes my Snyder, but always, Clint Boyer.

We are BSing until you got here. Apparently 1030 means 1052. I forgot. I have a present for you. I forgot to bring it down. We stopped for lottery tickets on the way down to Darlington, and they gave us a game cock wristband. And Alan said, I am not wearing this. Give it to your coat.

Can't get that away. That's gold. Gold. Pit won this weekend. Yes, they did. Barely. Pit, Penn, State one. Who cares about Penn State.

One very nicely. Penn State sucks. Doesn't look like they do. I hate them. Tennessee nail bite her last night, Joshua. Man, I'll tell you what. I'll take it. A win's a win, but wow. Yeah.

Honestly, if they hadn't got a couple turnovers, they were going to lose that game. Absolutely. When you're playing a team that runs triple option. Well, they destroyed us. They absolutely destroyed us on the triple option. God, it was terrible. Why is it so hard to stop that in college? I have no idea, but.

Because you never see it. And so you only have one week to prepare for it realistically, and it's just hard to get ready for, man. The blocking schemes are hard to understand. I mean, they absolutely thrilled to sign. That's something that never translate to the NFL. Like, nobody ever runs the option in the NFL. Oh, buddy. The zone read is the closest thing you got to it.

And that's even faded away because everyone got so good at stop. It took a while for people to figure that out. Yeah. Finally, Tennessee's defense figured out that the quarterback was going to run. Going to keep the ball. Yeah. Did he have a lot of rushing yards? Oh, he did a ton.

He broke Georgia Tech's school record for rushing as a quarterback. Something ridiculous, like 250 yards. At least you weren't Texas A&M and gave away a 34-point lead. That's true. Is that who came back on them? USC? UCLA. How about all one of the biggest upsets in college football,

our very own Liberty University beating Baylor? Can you believe that? A 40-point favorite. Can you believe that? I mean, the last time that probably happened was Michigan-Ap State. I don't think the favorite was. It was that big of a deal? But it wasn't that big of a spread, though, was it?

Yeah. Yeah, Baylor was favorite by 40. No, I mean the Baylor game. I thought that was... Baylor just had a Heisman trophy guy three years ago. Like, what happened? Something's going on in Waco. Went downhill.

That was actually not the... Waco's like the worst town ever. Everything happens bad there. Remember that guy that shootout they had there? Yeah. What was that guy's name? He had like... Remember they went against the cops?

They literally had a shootout. Yes. The DEA. And then they had the biker shootout. Oh, they just had that two years ago. Yeah, that went peaks. Which was a boot. It was a shoe show.

in Columbia, but now it's a sports bar. I don't understand how that works. However, fixer-up or on HDTV is based in Waco, Texas. It is? Yeah. Chipping Chiaenna games. Is that the one that Dell Jr. is doing or is that a different one?

That's a different one. Yeah. I don't know, man. Waco just seems cursed. Baylor's good. Not so much. At the end of nine are good. We gave away a 21 point lead.

I saw that. At least you won, though. Yeah. Waco, Texas. Next, we're going to record. We go to Texas in the fall. We're going to shoot on over to Waco and record a live show. Maybe something will jump off.

A shootout. I'm not going to wake us. Give me shootouts. Maybe we'll start one. But we covered your cup race already. My cup race? Yeah. I actually was home.

I went by and saw my mom. It was her birthday. 76 years old. I knew you were going to be home. Went saw her and Paige Lund on the way. Home stayed about 30 minutes. Of course, first thing she tries to do when I walk in is feed me. Like my fat ass needs to be fed.

What do you have? What did you make you? A brat. And then I still got home in time to watch you guys finish the race. Yeah, we're still trying to finish Where'd you end up 12th 25th? You did? Well, we had a flat tire We had a right rear go flat entering turn 1 so we had to kind of limp around a little bit and then we missed pit road And at the end we had a loose wheel

So 11 races to go in Dell Jr's career Yeah, we we had a lot of stuff go bad at the very end like flat tire and that that was pretty disappointed in Darlington for not doing anything to raise money for you and throwback weekend. Tons of people there. They just issued the Texas Strong sticker to everyone's car. Tons of people there. Like, just get everybody to give a dollar. If everybody gave a dollar, we'd have raised over $50,000.

I'd have been good for somebody. Even Elliott said he'd give his winnings. Just do something. He don't want a lot more if I want to wreck him. Okay. Well, now that the elephants. I mean, damn, I've been in here trying to cover for you. He texted me about it and I just didn't respond to his text.

Here's what happened. Here's what happened. I cleared Elliott in turn four. It's hard. I literally, I said clear. Take it, take it, take it. You know what he did? Waited.

Nothing. And then it changed. And this is where I screwed up. I didn't screw up when I cleared him. I screwed up when I didn't tell him he was back outside. But I was literally sitting there going, I wonder why he didn't move up? Like, is he going to get him a lane here? I was processing instead of talking and I should have been talking.

Because when I said clear, as T. As T. T.J. said, it is a difficult part to clear him. There's seven laps to go. We need to be fourth in case there's another restart in order to have a chance to win. And we were clear for a split second by inches. And then when it changed, I didn't tell them it changed. And that's where I screwed up.

And he waited. It's one of the hardest tracks to clear our drivers out of turn four, just because the angle and they get to the wall so quick, it's just hard. And when that guy up top, which is where Jones was, when he gets back of the gas, he's going to launch off the corner. But, I mean, it happens. Second time it's happening in my life. Hopefully it doesn't happen again.

We still love you. Thank you. Does Elliot still love you? He talked to me after the race, so I guess so. I don't think we broke up yet. He took all of it on media anyway. He said it was him. I mean, here's the thing.

I told him this. I was being very aggressive, probably too aggressive, and he said the same thing. I probably was too. But, I mean, you're talking a game of inches. And it's a lot different in our sport because if Tom Brady throws an interception next week, everybody really cares because he has a chance to overcome that mistake. sport when we make mistakes like that being you know anybody crew guy driver you know tire changer somebody who built clint's engine this weekend i mean you have to swallow it as an individual

and say man i screw up the whole team and you do but i don't know we were race again this week what did happen to the cup car uh i think it broke a valve lap 17 and you know that's not necessarily like someone that did that either that could just be that that piece that batch that that was made yeah we had that at warkins glen Yeah. Way to Walkins Glen, you just never know. It's not that somebody installed it wrong. It's just a, it just broke.

I mean, it's just part of it. So, very unfortunate time for you to. Yeah, mechanical failures are just hard to swallow too. You know, you're like, dang it. It sucks. Yeah, but it's part of it. It's like a tire going down. Is he fast in practice?

We were going to be okay. You know, I mean, you obviously watch the race and you see Harvick run well and the 41 run well. So you have to think that we would have run well, too, you know. Yeah. It looked like the four fell. off a little bit towards the second half. Yeah, he did. And I mean, Truex, once again, same car. Dominant, you know, if he doesn't hit the wall with five to go, I don't think Danny passes him. But then he was catching him for sure, but he wasn't going to get the outside when

he got there. No, and he was both going to stay outside, and they were both going to wrestle. But Truex kind of brushed the wall off four this one because of his tire down. He, Danny was about six, seven car lengths back and Martin hit the wall off of four. Yeah. And, um, what was that? I'm doing out there? Guys, just so you know, when people are listening to the show, we're in a race shop,

so there's work being done. And we have five cars. There were 10 cars. We're getting ready for Richmond. Everyone was in here working yesterday. And we have 8,000 more cars in the shop right now. That's what Claudia's head feels like. She has a migraine.

She's in the bed puking. And I'm playing Mr. Mom and trying to work coming to this fun time. Why? You bring all through the kids. It was, well, they're at school now. Boady started school today.

Yeah, he's a little school right here. Yeah, right by where I like to eat breakfast. Petisserie. Patisaliki. Yeah, they dropped a lot. Oh, it's just Petitare. It's like Madonna. You know, she dropped her last name.

What y'all been doing? Well, went for you. Josh watched the whole race and he remembers it all. Damn. I know. It's big. The Southern 500. Josh, I would say Josh would only remember like the Southern 50.

Yeah. I got home and I was like, should I make a cocktail watch in this thing? Nah, I'm just going to watch it. So I just watched it. Well, we'll go into spot on, spot off now that you're here. You ready? I'm ready. Brett Hamlin sweeps at Darlington.

Spot on. I mean, Denny's good here. You know, there's not many places where he's not good. Dover used to be one that he struggled at. He actually hired a sports psychiatrist to help him at Dover. Really? And it helped him. When he went back, I think he ran second there, the first race with it.

But, I mean, Darlington is such a special place to win. It sucks for the rest of us that Toyota once again swept the weekend. But I guess it's just the way it is. What? Yeah. You hire a sports psychiatrist to go to Darlington? Dover. Did he go to Dover?

He didn't like Dover. He sucked at Dover. Mental. He needed to get his mental state. I don't know. It probably costs him 100 grand for a psychiatrist. Tell him, if you hate it before you get there, you're going to hate it while you're there. Yeah.

So you got to like it. You got to tell yourself you like it. And it changed him. I'll tell you this what happened. I just don't know why. I don't know how that. Maybe y'all need a higher psychiatrist. Oh, I definitely need one.

Yeah, I could use one. I would send a psychiatrist back to school. They'd be like, oh, Jesus, I got to go back to school. I'm not ready for this guy. He's got way too many problems. Oh, man. Anyway, I'll go, uh, I'll go spot off, man. I don't like when Denny wins.

I don't really have. I don't really, uh, you know, he, Denny's really good at Darlington, obviously. Denny's really good at Richmond, Darlington, and, uh, Martinsville. Those are Denny's three best tracks. Old Pocono. He was the man. And the old Pocono. Which is not old anymore.

Brett. So. Spot on, spot off. T.J.'s beard. T.J. I'm lazy, dude. It's going to touch my neck. Here's the weird part.

He looks like Teen Wolf. Because his neck hair and his beard hair are becoming one. Look at it. He's going to start doing the dance. I mean, if you rubbed him right now, it would be like rubbing a puppy. I said he looks like Kylo. his dog. What inspires the beard, man?

So I was going to shave, and I was talking to her a little bit about it, but I pulled my razor out in Darlington, and I was like, wow, this is going to take forever with just a razor blade. And it's going to hurt. And I'm like, you know, as long as it is. I'm just not going to do it. I'm just not going to do it because it's going to be a long time. You go get a haircut and then get a professional shave.

That's what I'm going to do. When I get my haircut this week, I'm going to have. That's one over the hot cloth. Oh, yeah. Get a little steam going. Go to the kilted buffalo? That's where we go. We.

I go, Alan and I go. He gets his hair cut and I sit at the bar and drink. Yeah, that's what I do. There's nothing better than being able to get your haircut and drink a beer. The only thing that would make it better is if the woman was wearing a lingerie. Where is the kilt of buffalo? Speaking of lingerie. Did Kristen go to get some?

They shave you too? Langtree, bro. You never have been to the... No, I don't know this thing even existed. You go to exit 31, you take a right, and it's in that development right there. It's the kilted buffalo. Yeah. Am I saying that right?

Do you get to pick the woman that cut your hair? You want Amy. I think there's like three amy's in there, but just pick Amy. Amy's the one on the corner. She's the best. So you just go in and be like, yeah, I want you to shave my face and cut my hair. Yeah, you just check in. And I'll say, would you like a beer with that?

And you say, you'd damn right, I would. And if there's a wait, you just wait and you drink at the bar and they have TVs. Hey, have either of y'all ever watched the lingerie football league or LFL? Oh, send me a link. I have. Okay, so we have this channel called 11 sports. It's like ESPNA, the Ocho. Yeah. It was terrible.

I mean, they're wearing shoulder pads, but the shoulder pads don't cover their boobs. Their boobs are still out. They're just shoulder pads are just flopping around, not doing anything. They're wearing hockey masks and thongs. Both of them are out or one of them's out. Why is this terrible? Like, they're taking it serious, too. Like, it's a real football game.

This sounds even more funny. I want to get a fantasy league on that dude. Yeah. It was so bad watching it. It sounds like they are making it even more. Like if they're serious about it and they're like it was like if they get mad. obscure sports quarterly. Were they getting mad?

Oh yeah. They were getting pissed. That's who cuss Bodey's hair. Is that killed to Buffalo place? When I don't cut it. But most of time they cut it. All right. Sorry, that was my rant for the day.

Go there, dude. You'll like it. They make you sit. They massage your head. Play with your ears. She starts playing my ears. I'm like, who. Spot on, spot off.

Syndrick Spends Grail to win the truck race. Wow. I mean, this could be a show in and of itself for an hour. I got to go spot off because there was no attempt at a pass. No. There was no attempt. Can any entire Motorsports Park or wherever you want to call it Mossport?

Where is that? It's east of Toronto. Okay. About an hour or so. But, you know, if you're going to, that race has produced some of the best finishes that we've had, a tackle on the front stretch. But those guys... A tackle on the front stretch.

Those guys attempt to pass. Yeah. You know, he went in there knowing that he was just going to punt this guy and be done with it. That's not a way to win to me. That's just an immature person. To me, that's an immature kid just punting a guy out of the way. I watch Cendrick catch him. And I watch him wreck him.

And I literally am thinking, okay, this guy did it for two reasons. number one, it puts him in the playoff. Number two, his race team is going out of business, and he felt like this was his only chance he'll probably ever have to win a race while driving for Brett Kozlowski. He's a good road racer. He could have won Road America in the 22th century. He could have won that race legit, too.

But then I look at it as he did what TJ said. He sucker punched him. You know, he didn't, and Jim Utter, who I like and respect a lot, was trying to compare this to Jeremy Clements at Road America. Jeremy Clements was driving the piss out of his car He tried to get to the inside of the other guy The Tiff boy and he lost it He will hopped it and he wrecked him both

He wrecked himself and he wrecked the other car That's not what happened here This guy literally just rammed him in the butt Wrecked him moved him And then this is where I really struggled Because he was arrogant as hell in Victory Lane He was not at all like The least bit subdued by his actions

He was like who we're the best it's like nah dude not really spot off got to say spot i didn't watch the victory of land interview there's just not we should got him to talk about it he uh we have a lot of star sightings during our show star sightings yeah i know before that happened down that hill i told uh we was in there watching the end of it in the lounge and i told gregg i'm so like you watch this 19 will not will not finish this race without just cleaning this guy out right because that's the way um that's the way the kid kind of acts too. So he doesn't, I don't know.

A lot of people don't know who he is. They don't realize that it's the president of Penske's son. His dad, Tim Sendrick, is the president of Penske racing. That's a pretty big job. So this is his son. Yeah. I mean, I would have liked to see him just try to pass the guy. The biggest thing I've spot off for the whole thing, though, is just his attitude in victory lane.

I think he should have been a little bit more humble. Did he apologize? I think, I think Cosgrail gets it, man. I had to win. He's already got to win. First car he ever drove was my Bandolero. Like, he was literally trying to make it okay. Justify it.

He can't justify what he did. You know, even just do it, get close and bump in the last corner. Don't just, you know, he literally drove there and pile drove him. Well, that's the dump and run, not the bump and run. That was no bump. I think we all love the bump and run because it should. shows that I'm second, I'm faster, I want to win, I'm going to win. But the dumping run, it's like a sucker punch.

Yeah, I didn't find it very attractive. No. What would you have done if that had happened to you and you were driving the other car, the leather truck? I would have marched my ass into victory lane. Yeah. And then what gave him a hug? Yeah, what then? Scott in his face.

Ask him what the hell his deal is. And then I would have celebrated, just kidding. Caz is really laid back, though. Caz is the type that he's actually a very classy kid. I don't know either one of them personally. I know Caz. I've spotted for Caz. What is Caz short for?

I don't know. Kazakhstan? Casualicious. Cajus? Cajus? Is that a Cache's? Maybe it's Cajus Clay? He's a very, very polite kid.

Very, very nice. If he was sitting, you'd be, yeah, you'd be really surprised at how polite and kind he is in person. So, great kid. I don't, Caz would not do this to that other guy. Should have been a second win of the year. Yeah.

And he's on like 10-lap older tires. Impressive. He's going to Georgia Tech to major in engineering. Oh. Maybe he should run major in the read option. That's nice. Triple option. Spot on, spot off.

Martin Trucks Jr. clinches the regular season championship. Man. How do you not say spot on for them guys? Well, this, I'm spot off because this is what we've been trying to prevent. with the chase and everything. I know it's going to reset, but this dude could still take a race off.

At least one. If we did not reset, the guy goes to Homestead as a champion in Phoenix. Before we leave Phoenix with a trophy with his arms with a race left. Yeah. This is what we're trying to prevent, and the guy is dominating. So, I mean, I like Martin.

You know, Martin's, if you could pick somebody to have this happen to, Martin is the great, Martin's a great person. you know, it'd be terrible if it was Kyle or something. The regular season champion gets 15 championship points to take into the playoff. So he's going to go to the playoff with 50 plus more points than anybody else. Yeah, he's ridiculous. Then last place anyway.

He'll have a huge cushion in this first playoff stage. Yeah, he's going to. Maybe two stages. It's not going to get real interesting from Martin until probably the end of the second stage, the second round or whatever you call it. I don't even know what they're. Yeah. Spot on, spot off.

Chase Elliott switches to the number nine in 2018, William Byron to the 24. I mean... Do you have your canned talking points for this? I don't have any talking points for this. I really wish they would have done this before. They had the number last year. They got it from Petty. I don't understand why they didn't do it.

I literally text Marty Smith during the winter or whatever, and I was like, man, Hendrick got the 9. I think they'll put Chase Elliott in the 9 and they didn't do it. I was surprised. Yeah, I kind of wish they would have done, because I've already kind of molded Chase the 24. 24 is now Chase Elliott to me. Now you're rebranding him.

Now you're redoing it again. After only what two years? Can I have to buy a new t-shirt? Yeah. I mean, I think it's great that Chase is going to be in the night. In a couple years ago, I might think it's a great idea. But right now, I really have already associated Chase with the 24. Yeah.

Well, you're going to have to re-associate. And William Byron is in the 24. Yep. There was no reason William couldn't run the five. you know what I mean like yeah he doesn't have any association with any of that stuff right say at the nine I might have even put the nine in my pocket till later you know what I mean yeah you know let it get a let it get away a little bit man you know I think it's cool for Elliott fans though I mean Bill Elliott it's awesome it's got to be good for them uh I don't know I just it's a rebrand you know

yeah sponsors have to like this too you know otherwise I mean you can lose sponsorship over a number chance yeah I mean that could be maybe I don't know what's going on with it but I I think it's going to be great eventually that Chase is in the nine. I think he's wanted to, you know, his dad's obviously a legend. So I think Chase deserves it. And, you know, there's pictures with Chase and Victory Lane and stuff. Obviously, it's a little bit later than, I don't know, was any of the nine? Maybe a couple little little young ones, but I think they all came a little bit later than that.

Yeah. But, you know, it's cool for Chase. Glad for him. That's awesome opportunity. And I'm sure his parents probably like it. And like you said, the whole Elliott family and all of their fans are probably loving it. So, cool for them. cool for Dawsonville.

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a topic to debate. Alternating here response first, they each get 30 seconds. Hey, did you see where Ace and TJ? Do y'all listen to them ever? I used to. I haven't lately. Woody and Wilcox.

So they're doing a thing where they're camping out on the spotter stand right now at Charlotte Motor Speedway. Why? And they're raising $50,000 for this Texas deal. And they're not leaving until they do. So you go to ASTJ.com backslash relief. And I'm not trying to be an ad for them. I literally just love the fact that they're sleeping on the spotter stand at a NASCAR track and raise them money for these people. Are you going to go out there?

I don't know. I think they let us in. Our hard card gets in. We can't even get up there when. race weekend. I don't know how we're going to get up there now. So years ago, we were on the roof. And believe it or not, there are places that we go to that they don't have room for all of us. So there were some of us standing outside of the fenced-in area on the roof.

So when I say standing, we're standing where there's no fence in front of us. That's safe. So, well, we didn't have, we didn't have room. It's not like an ocean hazard. In the middle of the cut race, they come down there and tell us all, you have to move. right now. And our cars are out there doing 200 miles an hour, two wide, three wide, they're racing. The police. To start with security, we all left. Joy Meyer, who does Brad Kaslowski stuff, he didn't move because, again, we're in the middle of the run. He basically said, as soon as a caution comes out or as soon as we pit, I'll move. But I don't want to not spot for the 50, 60 seconds. It's going to take me to move to get the back where I can see. So the cops come down there, and they said, you pick, walk down there, or we lock you. you up.

Could you match getting locked up while you're trying to do your job? Also, it's a NASCAR role that you have to have a spotter. So if you don't have a spotter for that, do you then get fined? No, you're parked. Your car gets put behind the wall. So I just feel like it's in the Speedway's best interest to mitigate the problem before it comes to you. They kept a car behind the wall at Loudoun one time because the elevator broke with a spotter in it. It was like Morgan Shepherd or somebody like that.

Yeah. They put that guy's car behind the wall. Luckily, he came out in the third. He came out on a third pace lap. But what do you do? Yeah. I mean, that's security for Charlotte Motor Speedway right there. That's my boy.

What's up? You're crazy. All right, TJ, you're going first. Okay. Tireware played a major role in Sunday's race. In your opinion, does this make for better racing? Yeah. I mean, how can tire wearing, tire is wearing out not made for better racing?

It gives guys opportunities, you know, if there is a short little run, run, somebody might stay out and guys might pit. It separates the field a little bit. It gives different strategies. Tireware is always good. We should have every race with a lot of it. The time fell off a lot. However, it seemed like everybody's time was falling off about the same.

I would rather see it to where T.J. can manage his tires and have more speed at the end of the run. Yes, lap times fell off, but it seemed like to me they kind of fell off for everybody about the same rate. Yeah, we actually, if you used them up, We actually did use them up and we fell back further. We had a couple runs like that. We were like, I've used up my stuff here trying to stay in front of this guy.

Now we're in trouble with the rest of this run. So there was some tire management in our car anyway. And I could see cars like the 13 was real slow on short runs. But long run, that dude would come on tight. Yeah, dude, he was coming. And there was a handful of cars like that. I've seen brass knuckles smaller than Kristen's rings today. It's just in case you guys get out of long.

You need to give that to Kaz Graela. Is it Graela or Graala? Gala. Gala. Give it to Grala. He can knock that kid right out. I'll do it for him. Actually, he might need you to fight him for him.

It's Cass small. Caz might need. Is he short? He's just not really a fighter. The Cendrick kid looks kind of tall. That's what I'm saying. Is he tall? Yeah.

I put my heels on. I got you no matter of what. All right. Kevin Harvick proposed the idea of running a wild card race before the playoffs where only drivers not locked in compete and the winner makes it in. Would you like to see this happen, Brett? Man, I actually applaud Kevin Harvick for coming up with something new, innovative, and actually exciting. I mean, we used to run a hooligan race for the Xfinity cars back at Charlotte,

and it was to kind of set the field and to help people. We'd show up at Charlotte and have 70 cars trying to run a bus race. It was insane. So we'd run this hooligan race to give guys a chance to fill the field. I actually think this is pretty exciting and here's the reason I like it because in my opinion Clint Boyer deserves an opportunity

to get into this race. So does Lugano and that's what this gives them. Yeah, I most of the time I'm not a huge Harvard fan but this is probably a pretty good idea. Who do you like? Himself.

Everybody. Where would you run the race? I like Kaz himself. I like Kaz. Cass sounds like Chaz from our show. show. What idiot. This could be a good idea.

It'd be entertaining as hell. To me, it would be entertaining. I don't think it needs to be, it needs to be somewhere where we can actually have a little bit of a red, like. Rockingham. Oh, Rockingham would be perfect to me. Midweek. Wednesday night. Wednesday night.

If you make it, the next race, you're leaving Thursday or Friday or the next race, be ready. Yeah. Dude, I think I really do think it's a great idea. And I go back to because I think when you're looking at the standings and I the guy's 10th in points. He's had a great year, but he hadn't had a good enough year to win to be in this playoff because he hadn't won. And I think it's an awesome idea.

Why wouldn't we do it? This will be the last year that Richmond hosts the regular season finale before it moves to Indianapolis in 2018. Which track would you rather see in this position on the schedule? TJ? This will be the last year, Richmond host. I don't know. I mean, I kind of like, I like Richmond being.

I like a good short track. The Lions move around. I'm not a big fan of the mile and a half stuff of that because most time those guys get separated out and that's it. Yeah, Indie will be even worse. Yeah, Indie's going to be terrible for that. And if they were telling me we're going to go to IRP and do it, I would high-five everybody in this room.

It would be awesome. That's what it would take for you to high-five us, the race. I don't want to high-five you. You've got more rings on. This year's Indianapolis race was the best we've probably ever seen from an entertainment standpoint. Casey Kane, an underdog. It's hard to believe he's an underdog, but he is an underdog this year.

He won the race. We're not going to probably see that again. We're taking the final race to the most boring place, potentially in all of America. I'd rather be at a road course. So I would rather, I absolutely would love to see this race be at Sonoma to end. I don't care if it's Sonoma, the Glen Road America, any of that Mid-Ohio, you name it. Sonoma would be phenomenal. If not, if not Richmond, if not Sonoma.

than Bristol. Just, oh, not Indy. So many things. Who got drunk thought this was a good idea to go to Indy? I mean,

honest to God, what do you two think when you think about Indy in a cup race? Indy hot. Indy moist. I hate going to Indy. I think Indy boring

A.F. It's boring as hell for both races. Yeah. It's awful. It's sad, though, because it's a great downtown. It's an awesome downtown. Just awful race.

Shrimp cocktails. That's what I don't get. Like, of all the places we choose to run a road course like Charlotte. the road will why didn't we run the road course at Indy when we go there. I would much rather run the road course at Indy and I'm interested in the Charlotte deal to see

how maybe the Charlotte deal would be a success and Indy will take it into consideration. I don't know. By 2035. Yeah. Elliot McMurray. Elliot McMurray and Kenseth are currently in the playoffs based on points. Will a driver outside the top 16 win and knock one of them out at Richmond? Brett?

Can't happen. And I say that because Clint's. good there and he's won there. Legano also is good there. He's won there. He needs to win again. Yeah. Joey? Yeah. He won incumbent. That was his incumbent win was in Richmond. Yeah. Yeah. So the reality is the points, the field for the

playoff is set unless we have a new winner. I remember a guy by the name of Jeremy Mayfield going to Richmond. He had to win the race to get in the chase and guess what he did. He won the damn race. He was the 10th-seated driver in the 2004, 2003 chase, one of those two. And it was going to happen again with Ryan Newman. It was. Until the Clint had a... Hurricane came.

Clint got loose off of four. Look out for Irma. Yeah. That's going to suck. God. What? Irma. Yeah.

It's supposed to hit South Florida now. It's not, I don't think it's going to turn. It's going to hit Cuba. Puerto Rico. Caribbean. Oh, I feel so bad. Yeah, it's going to hit them. It's going toward like Miami, right?

Yeah. Well, then you know what's going to happen. It's just going to cross land and it's going to get going again and probably go back to Texas. I hope not. I don't think it goes out. Who named something Irma? Who does name these? I want one named after me.

Hurricane Kristen. That's just my regular nickname. You don't want a hurricane named after you. They would use. They always have weird names, though. They would use Kaz before Kristen. It would be Hurricane Kaz. Caz.

The off the wall. Topic. Astronaut Peggy Witson returned to Earth on Saturday following 228 days in space. Do you think you could last that long in space? Peggy Whitson. Earth. What? She landed in Kazakhstan.

That's a true statement. Where's that at? Why do I have to go first on this one? Over yonder. Peggy Whitson. I could not. Return to Earth. I'm not claustrophobic, but I don't think I'd last that long up there.

No. Actually, so where the. They, um, she's probably got to, like, don't they have to, like, pee in capsules or something? Because there's no gravity. Basically, yeah. Yeah, there's no gravity. Because you imagine peeing and it just goes straight up in your face? That'd be terrible.

It's not, it, like, it, like, turns into solid. It does. Well, it's like, it's hard. Turns into a solid? It doesn't like, I don't think that's a thing. It's a hard pee? Now, it's. You're crazy.

I think you can still. I'm Googling it. So, Kristen, you spill water and you put a, like, a towel on it. Like, you spill it and it's right on top of the table or something, and you push it down, doesn't, I think the tile is so absorb it. So it's still sort of liquid, but it's like gel or whatever. Yeah, I mean, it just doesn't have anywhere to go into. Well, there's no good pictures.

All right. That's weird. What is the question? You two. Could you last that long space? Absolutely not. I'm not leaving Earth. I'm not leaving America.

So you see all these idiots going to Mexico and they're getting freaking bad liquor? You hadn't seen that? No. Oh my God. There's bad liquor in Mexico and people are going there and dying.

They're waking up in hospitals. The Mexican hospitals are charging them like $20,000 to help them. They won't even take care of you until you give me your credit card. What are you talking about?

I'm going to send you the article. It's in Cancun. Why don't, I've never been to Mexico. Well, don't go to the Cancun. You'll die. The Cancun? You haven't, You haven't seen it?

How did we get to Mexico from space? I know you shouldn't drink the water, and I know you should always have a firearm protection because we might get kidnapped. It's true. Firearm protection? See? What?

I've got a verification that it's true. Hashtag Ask DBC. At Blaney Act 10 asked. This person really likes Ryan Blaney. Can teams that go out early give seller tires to their teammates It seems like it was a thing in the past, but I haven't heard about it lately. You're absolutely right. It was a thing of the past.

Plainiac. We used to do it, and the first thing that would happen when you go out of a race is your teammates would come by your tires. Or, which this still does happen, some of the lower budget Xfinity teams will take used tires and run them. Yeah. But they don't buy them. Yeah, they don't buy them. Or that dude named Chicago. We had a dude named Chicago in our used to spot.

part time. And he was still in tires. Jesus. I don't steal tires like that. He was still in tires and selling them to teams and they called him and they kicked him out. Yeah, that was interesting. They blackball you. They take your hard card.

Brett, I haven't asked DBC question that I just found on Twitter. What is it? Brett blocked me three years ago for telling Kenny Wallace he said he was full of crap. Is there an expiration on your blocks? Do you forgive me yet? No, I told her grudges. What's this guy's name?

At Bama, Vic, 42. Well, you should just not allow that purely based on his school and his football choice. B-A-M-A-V-I-C-K-42. So he's a B-A-M-A-V-I-C-K-F-T-E. Right, like he has two strikes against him. Bama-Vic-42. He's blocked. Look at that guy.

What an idiot. So you blocked him for telling Kenny Wallace. He said he was full of crap. Sean R. Vic. Let me look at this guy, see what he looks like. It might not be a Michael Vick fan, Vicks his last name. He is a junior fan converting to Kyle Larson and a chief engineer at Marriott. Marriott.

I got bedbugs at Marriott. Three strikes. You're out. I'm going to unblock this guy. All right. He's an engineer at Marriott? What are they engineering? I don't know.

I guarantee you it won't last two weeks. Marriott's have huge cooling and heating. Once you say something stupid one time, you continue to say something stupid. All right. I'm going to give a guy a chance. I block people now, too. He's unblocked. Sean Vic is unblocked.

All right. At Voles, 1985 asked, should Denny Hamlin have been hit with a commitment cone violation when he missed pit road? No, he didn't pit. If there had been a cone there and he had hit the cone, he would have been, it would have been a penalty. So in theory, it is still a cone.

So how do you hit that block and not get a penalty? So the reason why I'm saying no, and I would love to say yes to this, is because when you pit, you have to have all four tires. tires to enter pit road. Correct. So if you don't, then you're not considered your pitting.

Correct. Well, what was he trying to do? He's trying to pit. Did he hit the cone if the cone was there? If the cone was there. What is the point I ever having the cone then? See, we're kind of going away from the cone, though. That's commitment line.

You know what I mean? Well, that's just, it's not right. I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but they... You can't do it. You either got to do it or not do it. You can't just kind of do it. So you're saying if any tire hits that box, you should be black flag.

If it's a cone. If you wreck, if Dale Jr. wrecks at Chicago land and he hits that cone, regardless of whether or not he's trying to pit, it's a commitment cone violation and he's penalized, right? I mean, I see your point. So how is it not a penalty tonight? It doesn't matter if you pit or don't pit if you hit the damn cone. It's a penalty. To me, they're basically saying if you're not all inside of it, then don't do it. It's not a penalty.

You know, you're basically penalizing yourself because you have to go around more. It's a way lesser penalty. He was trying. Had he not been trying to, like, I could understand it if you're running a groove that's going to run across that cone. But he's not. He was trying to pit. They get low and four, but not that damn low. I don't know how it's not a penalty, but it wasn't a penalty.

And they said, to TJ's point, it's not a penalty because he didn't actually pit. Yeah. But he did. At Jake underscore Eisenhower asks, how do you think switching to the composite bodies and Xfinity will affect teams and industry in the long run if they keep them? Jason Schultz did a phenomenal job with this show sheet. Until this point. Right until here, because we've talked about this a hundred times.

Yeah, it's the same. It's not changing anything, really, to me. I mean, you're not really, this isn't going to, we're still going to have a lot of work to do on these cars. You're still going to have to build these cars. Still going to have guys to put them together.

It's no different to me. It's making a lot of money for whoever builds these bodies. Yeah. I can't remember their name. Taking up a lot of room. Five star or somebody like that. Five star, something like that. Something like that.

They're on Twitter because I saw some I asked if they'd be doing truck bodies and they don't currently build truck bodies. But, I mean, what they're trying to do here is save teams money. Is it working right now? No. Will it work long run? I don't know because we still have to put the bodies on and we still have the ability to play with them a little bit. You would have to add up the basically of the cost of sheet metal to the cost of the piece that you're buying. And is it worth it?

And, I mean, might have a few less man hours into it, working on it, you know, making it. But I would love to have Alan on our show and have him talk about this. But I would have to say the biggest thing these composite bodies take away is the fact that the bodies don't move as much during the race. Because right now, these teams want the right side door to cave in. They want the roof to twist. They want all these things to happen as the race goes on to give them more arrow advantages in this hard composite body, if you will, it's not going to do that. Well, they do that because they know even if you win, they ain't going to take it. Take it away?

Yeah. Did you see Denny's burnout? No. He did a burnout. Awesome burnout. I mean, I'm a happy for the guy. I like Denny Hamlin. And then the second burnout.

Oh, the second one. Of course we got to have two. He's never won there before. First burnout didn't count. He just won the day before. So his second burnout, he takes the left rear and he just eases it into the wall. Just, just nix it just a little. Oh, those Gibbs guys and their little secret trips.

I'm not going to lie. Danny Hamlin, every time he wins a race. does something like this to make it questionable. Yeah. Like when you win a race, like just go to victory or lane. Stop questioning stuff. But doing that makes it less likely to be cucumbered. Yeah, you're not going to get cucumbered.

At BBQ doc 024S between TJ and Brett, who is the most speeding tickets? My record's clean. Me too. Thanks, Brett. You're welcome. I've been giving a lot of things. tickets. I have my buddy Doug that spots for McDowell. He got a speeding ticket. On the way home? Where? From Darlington? Something I got him out of it, though. Did you tell him? Like, you always tell

me every year, you're like, slow your ass down through pagemen. Well, pageland and a MacBee, you can't speed. They're going to get you. You got to use Ways on the way of Darlington because them you can put on there. When people see cops, they put it on there, and you know it. You know what I were saying about my Ways app is it used to when it was in my background working. It would still talk and tell me stuff. And now it does anymore. Do you have warnings turned off? Is that what's done? You might have. Notifications. It does that, but it only does it when I have the app open like this.

It has to be physically where I can see it. Then it'll talk. Yeah. It's not like Google Maps where it stays open. I think there's a setting. Google can do that too, though. I think it's a, I think it's just something that you set on. Sounds on.

Alerts only. If you'd like to have a discussion. Oh, that way, you got to set for alerts only. Turn that off. Josh would like to rant about ways. If you're in the car with Josh, you can't. I got you. You can't?

No, he refuses to let us use ways when we travel together as a team. Why? They tell you what a cops are, Josh. You'll end up in a field somewhere. You don't use it for the... That's happening one time. We ended up in a field instead of our FBI. But Stephen gave us the wrong address.

I can play ways over the conference room upstairs. You think they'd freak out. Look at that. That's funny. Take a right turn. Hey, who is that? Start playing some music and see if it comes in up there. Like, serious.

Play something. See if it comes on. There was someone. in there when I came in here. I know. Let's do it. Remember when they had the colonel voice? No, don't do that. Go to your, go to your, play Michael Jackson song or something. Start playing it. Justin Bieber. Really thorough. Remember when they had a conference room upstairs. Y'all are going to get me fired. I've already wrecked Ellie this week and now I'm doing this.

You're going to get me in trouble. Well, you got three strikes. There's only two here. You're like, you're just playing Michael Jackson. Nothing sticks to you. You're like Teflon. How about some Richard Marks? Yeah, that's great. Anything. I love Richard. Husson. Hold on to the. Good night. Okay, get it playing? It's blaring. And then airplay it.

Oh, you already hit it. Yeah. You think they're singing along right now up there? The thing about that, though, then anyone can do it, right? Now play it. Oh, my gosh. That's so funny. Play it right here waiting for you.

That's a switch to that. That's romantic. What if it's like a... Wherever you go. Well, it's 1130, so I think it's Bible study, isn't it? Maybe. Oh. Lunchtime Bible study. Stop.

Ball. It won't stop. I can't get it off. I don't know. Turn off. Turn your phone on real quick. I don't know. Oh, my God.

So today is National Cheese Pizza Day. It is? So Hump Brothers donated. Yes. 60 pizzas to the shop for lunch. For real? But it's still Bible study today in the conference room at 11-30s. So there's pizza in there right now?

Yeah. What? It's just five minutes late. It's romantic. I love this song. gives me goosebumps. This could translate to a Bible verse. Is Richard Marks?

I think I've cried to the song drunk before. Jesus is right here waiting for you. Do you think... Why do you have this on your phone? Because I love Richard Marks. What a great song. He only has two songs. That's only two I got...

Hey, what's one song on your phone or in your iPod that you wouldn't... An iPod? Do you think he's still alive? Is Richard Mark still alive? I don't know. Josh has never even heard of him. He's looking at us like, who the hell is Richard Mark? What's one song that you want to admit to having?

Um, rather than that one. I'm a girl. It doesn't matter with me. Richard Marks is still alive. Yes. George Michael died. That was sad.

I like his music too. What's, what's one song that you would be embarrassed or wouldn't want to admit to have him? Richard Marks was born in 1963. Oh, he's older now. I don't know. I'm really not ashamed of any music that I listen to.

I don't either. I own it. I think I have one. I think this podcast is. gone downhill again. Josh doesn't use ways. There's a problem. I got some badass music, man.

David Banner, who is that? That must have been a free song. You're really stupid. I didn't know that was his name. Anyway. Anyway, you guys need to take. I should have played that in the conference room in a Bible study. Oh my gosh.

They'd be down here through Holy Water. How about some two live crew? Oh my gosh. Don't play that. You still can. Hit the button. I'm not doing it. I think you should do it.

I've been enough trouble. Kristen, the air, any songs you don't want to admit to? No, I was just looking at a lot. Have you ever got a speaking ticket, TJ? A long time ago. I think I've had like five. It's been a while.

I ran one time on my street back. I've had two in the last two years. You have? Did you get out of both of them? Yeah, you got me out. I ran on my crotch truck at one time, and they get caught. I also met a cop one time on a back road,

Lanceford Road between Marshville and Pagelon. I was running over 100 and a Ford probe. Is that possible? What color was it? Burgundy. Was there a, was there a Camaro pushing you or some? I was coming around. How old were you?

17, 18. And I was running over 100. And I met that cop and I never lifted. I never saw him. Like I was like, never lifted. I mean, I saw his brake lights. That's reckless. It was stupid.

Isn't it at that point? It was. Where they can like make it a misdemeanor almost? Oh, no. They can take you to jail. Anything of 20 over, they can take your license on the spot and stay. North Carolina. Virginia, you're technically under arrest until you pay your speeding.

So my motorcycle, I'll come home from college. So I bought a street bike while I was in college. I saved my money. I worked at Chili's. That sucked. By the way, I'm not the server kind of guy, and I was a server. Did you ever see that movie waiting? Hi, guys, welcome to Chili's.

Can I take your order? I hated it. But I saved my money and I put like $1,000 down and I go to the bank and I take out a personal loan for $3,000. It was actually pretty cool. My payment was $105 a month. And I was like, oh, I got it makes $27.50 a week. I got this.

So I get a bike. When I would come home, it would tear my mom's nerves up because that street bike was loud. I had Fancy Hines pipes on it. So I'd hammered a throttle when I go by my house. It was a 35 mile an hour zone. So I come by my mom's house. I hammered a throttle. I'm going around the curve.

She beat your ass. There said a cop. Oh, she called? I ran all the way back roads all the way to Charleston. And then when I finally came back, I like went flying behind our house. and put it, I kind of like hit my bike. She walked in. She said, that cop saw you when you come by here, didn't you?

And I was like, yeah. But he never caught me. Yeah. Yeah. Don't run from the cops. I did it twice. I ran three times, one time I got caught. You're insane.

And it was a police chief. And he took me home. Like he literally, his name is Johnny Sowell, Paisal, South Carolina. Still there? He said, boy, what are you doing? I was driving at night with no license because during a day, we had day licenses at 15 in South Carolina. I don't know if they still do that. But I got caught.

He made me go home. But he didn't give me a ticket. You are Teflon. You never get in trouble for anything. That's not true. At DBC picks, Brett's still winning. T.J. Losing.

How did I have a half? You had my gnaird. Oh, he ran. I tell you who did run good that neither one of us picked. Was that three car? Yeah. That's the best they've looked since their win. He was strong.

And this is when you need momentum. Like I sit here and look at Jimmy John. And I'm like, hmm, have they been just being really careful all summer and trying stuff? Or do they, are they that far off? Because they're pretty far off right now. Did Yukon Cornelius, whatever the hell that guy's name is, not do this? Because this is a jacked up looking chart. Cornwit.

Cornwit, that guy. Yukon Cornelius? Who sent this? I don't know, but it's like. I'm a head by more than six. There's something wrong with this. All right? You're so well.

I don't even know. Cornwit, please tweet us the right score. Because Josh doesn't give a shit. It's the only way we can keep up with it. I'll go first just because T.J. needs help. Derek Cope. I know what I'm going with. Who you going with?

Newman. He's going with Ryan Newman. I don't have a lot of choice. No, you don't. Speaking of real quick, did you see the DeBanadetto versus Cody Ware, Twitter fight? Oh, God. Maybe we shouldn't talk about that. I'm going to tell you what.

Cody where? I'd take some balls. I was talking to another driver yesterday, and we were just talking about it. He's like, man, I wouldn't know that kid if he came and sat down beside me. I said, you will this week because he'll have both eyes black. Matt Devedetto looks like he does roids. I mean, he's huge. He's jacked up.

It works out a lot. Can't take a professional matter and make it personal. Not on people's families. That was stupid. Yeah, I don't. That was immature. I've never seen anything that immature. That's awful.

Have you? If it's not your business? you shouldn't be talking about it. Yeah, especially on Twitter. You ever seen anything that immature? On social media. That's pretty bad. I have probably, but...

The only other thing close is when Alice Bowman got a hold of Doug's phone and on Facebook. That's close. That was immature. Yeah. That's pretty... It was pretty bad. That's pretty bad. Yeah, this is...

It's worse. This is probably worse. Yeah. I'll bet Matt's car ride home was very awkward. He probably drove straight to this dude's house. Oh, no. Yeah, that's not good. I'm going to go with Austin Dillon this week.

And then next week it resets and we pick whoever we want for too good. Thank God. Why, you don't want to pick. Who the hell you got? I'm not going to lie. It would get real interesting if us having to pick. There's not probably, there's probably not 10 left to pick from, honestly. We're in trouble now.

We've literally be picking. Yeah. All right. So we're going into Richmond. J.R.M.'s taking five cars. and you guys obviously have cut anything you want to predict. I'll probably spot the seven for a straightaway again like I did last time. We went there.

Yeah. Hey, it's a good thing. When I called outside, at least he went low. Tony Stewart came over the radio right before the Darlingson race started. He's like, Brett, make sure when you say clear that he's clear today. That's a real nice pep talk. Got to love Tony. That's funny.

It is fine. All right, you guys go get yourself some cheese pizza. All right. Hunt Brothers, here we come. Hey, man. Hunt Brothers is doing a cool event at Elliott School this week. They are. So, um, Elliot is going to read some books to his son Wyatt's second grade class about, uh, allergy awareness.

Yes. And then we're going to have a hump brothers pizza, pizza party with the kids. Does he got allergies? Yeah. Severe peanut and tuna allergy. Gotcha. Bad. But his school has a, um, allergy aware zone.

And so they can actually have hump others pizza, which doesn't have any trees. which doesn't have any tree nut or peanuts. Yeah. That's awesome. Thank God for obiqs, man. I know. Thank God they're affordable now. I know.

Yeah, because I have like 10 sets of them. I mean, not that we want to get into too much, but it's ridiculous what went on there for a while. That makes me sad. It's like that dumb. Mine was $399. It's the one I went to get. Yeah, that was. I got to, you have to buy them.

With our insurance plan, it was up. It was like over a thousand for me to buy Madeline's. Oh, I was so pissed. Just so she doesn't die. Just so she does happen. That's not right. No, luckily they're not that now. The Ibekews, we can get them again now, and they're awesome.

They are awesome. She goes to a peanut-free school, which is why we put her in that school. What if we tried to go? Chobie's a Langtree charter, which is peanut-free. It is. When she goes to the next school, the upper is not peanut-free. They changed it. The new principal changed it, which is stupid.

It's dumb. Yeah. I don't know that guy. But he's stupid. Anyway, so Hump Brothers is getting a lot of love this week because they're being awesome to us. All right. Let's go out some pizza.

Cheese pizza. Thanks to One Man for the podcast and Exelta for this lovely studio and to Josh Maston for just being here. You're welcome. Thanks, Josh. You're welcome to. Josh, you're the man. I appreciate that.

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