Door Bumper Clear - 76 - Cucumbered Wins and Chick Flicks

Episode Date: September 11, 2017

With two dogs, four humans, and three staples in the studio, the gang covers the ambulance on pit road, cheating, cell phone service, and more. Want more DBC? Check out and subscribe to the new DBC YouTube channel! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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You're clear. Check the flag. win. Oh yeah! Hey everybody, I'm TJ Major, Spider the 88 Cup car, the 7xfinity car, and the 29 truck. Joining me today with the most manliest dog ever. Ever. Brett Griffin, and I've got to skip right to the point. Kristen has staples in her head. What?

Yes. She has staples in her head. Yeah, I didn't know you got to tell you this. I'm a random fan tweets me yesterday. goes, hey, why does Kristen have staples in her head? Then she walks into the bar that I'm in. Okay. We're at Kickback Jacks, watching football.

She walks in, I go, Kristen, you have staples in your head? She shows me the staples in her head and proceeds to tell me this story. So Josh and I, producer Josh, Josh, pulls up in the golf cart. I'm super clumsy. We all know this. I have trouble walking in a straight line. And I'm not paying attention.

And I jump on our golf cart and nail my head on the top of it. So I think it's just a bump and we start. driving. And we're going out the pedestrian tunnel. Are you bleeding? So we're going past the infield care center. I put my hand up to just rub my head because it hurts and I'm kind of bloody. Yeah.

So I mean, if you need a staple, you're probably bleeding. So I said, Josh, I think I'm going to go in here to the infield care center and they gave me three staples. And then they did a, they stabled my head there. Here's three staples. Put these in. You also got some good numbing gel. Yeah, they put some numbing gel with a big ass.

Did it hurt? Oh my gosh. So they did the staple. Is that the trap? Yeah, they washed out my hair and the wound. They put the numbing stuff in. They used a staple gun and put three staples in. And then they did the whole concussion protocol thing there because they had a doctor, Dr. Burt.

He's actually a neurosurgeon. Yeah. Because you definitely can't do your job with a concussion. It's very dangerous. They're like, stay out of the light and don't have stress or loud noises. I'm like, well, I'm... What about tequila? So I go back to work for the rest of day because this is like noon maybe.

and obviously the race is until 730 and I just feel like garbage all day I'm not sure about this One of our crew chiefs was like I don't understand what you're saying right now because he said I was so like Chibber jabberish So I got kind of sick and then Alan

He was like Babe you need to go back and get double checked out Because the doctors there are amazing They'll text you they come check on you So I went right before driver intros And they're like If I was a doctor I would text you Yeah

And they're like we need to take you to the hospital All of a sudden we need to do an exam Yeah Kristen, come back in. We're going to have to check you out. Do you feel this? Hold still. So they gave me a CT scan at Memorial Hospital.

I was in and out of the hospital. Do you only like doctors with small hands? Small hands. Smells like cabbage. So she has to leave the track and go to the hospital. So the guest services take me three miles to Memorial Hospital. Guest services? Yeah, like it's a shuttle, like a van.

They take me to. It's normal for Richmond. They're like, call ahead seating. So call ahead. I'm in 15 minutes from the track to the hospital. I'm in the CT scan thing. Only you. And then they gave me medicine.

That is a very, that is the most truest statement you may have ever said. Only you. So how long are you in the hospital? An hour and a half. I'm back at the track with 70 laps to go. Two stages worth of time. Alan is a brave man to date you. I mean.

Oh, man. So I still have stable. in my head and I get them out on Wednesday. Do they have to take them out? Yeah, with a staple remover. Like that thing that takes out staples. You put that thing and you squeeze it. Yeah, the doctor's like, literally that's what it looks like.

That sounds pain. And then they're going to double-check me in Chicago this weekend because they're awesome. Like the doctor texted me yesterday, too, to say, hey, how's your lights? I'm going to have to double-check you in Chicago. I'm going to need you to come on by. Just don't let him check your old. Oh my gosh. It's ridiculous.

Bless your heart. Oh, yeah. I was not expecting that on Friday. You're such a train wreck. Bless his heart. She's such a train wreck, dude. That's what I'm saying. Alan, who knows what's in Allen's future, staples?

I mean, he might, I don't know. She pees epinephrine because she's got so much of that in her system. Bless her. I bought a shot of Kila yesterday. I felt so bad for her. He did. And then. Then I bought another shot.

Yeah. You guys were getting after it, too. We love football. Amoson. Don't y'all always normally go there on football on this day? When we can. Yeah. Yeah.

It's hard to do it on Sundays because we're used to work. Where'd you go? Kickback jacks. Okay. Where did you all used to go? Didn't you used to go up there by the marina? Blue Parrot. Yeah.

What's the place that got in trouble with? Blue Parrot. They still open? Yeah. It was like tax problems or something. He just don't like to pay his taxes. Yeah. Taxivated.

He ain't that big of a deal. No. I wouldn't pay mine if I didn't have to. Yeah. Texas suck. Bad. Yes, they do. Well, Brett brought this dog with him today.

This thing looks like a... It fits in a fanny pack. It literally looks like a completely white gizmo from the gremlin. It does look like the gremlin dog. It does. It looks like the gizmo. Yeah, it looks like the maguai. My kids had to watch gremlin because of this dog.

I kept telling them, this thing looks like a gremlin. Don't feed it after midnight and don't get it wet. He's not for sale. Not for sale. He's a cute puppy. Yeah. She's fun. She's full grown, too. I think little dogs are dumb.

But she's not dumb. Alan calls little dogs kitty. Kitty. Guy don't, yeah. She's a little dog. The fact that she is to send it from a wolf. I don't get it. Yeah.

Yeah, exactly. What would happen if this one and that one got together? Oh, we got Kylo here. He's a miniature golden doodle. But he got his balls cut off. Yeah. So she's good. She's safe.

She has a ponytail. Unless he got the same doctor that football player got, the Cromarty. How many, he's had like three kids after his surgery. Wow. Isn't that right? You know what I'm talking about? Carmardi, the cornerback? Yeah.

He's had like three. I don't know, he's got like 13 kids. Maybe more. Yeah, that's no joke. Anyway, we race Richmond. Twice. Some of us did. Just once for me.

My night sucked on Saturday. Saturday was actually fun for me. Yeah, you hauled ass, man. We had a good car. You might want to keep Gary Gobs at home more often. I don't know. I'm not going to comment on this. Travis did a good job.

Who's Travis? What's his deal? T-Mack's been around. He's been a Hendrick employee, Geneomotor's Force employee. Oh, wow. He left Hendrick to come over here to become, he left.

He was a mechanic, friend of a mechanic, left over there to come over here to be a car. chief. Yeah. Got experience here being a car chief, went back over there to replace Jason Burdett. Oh, yeah, when Jason moved over here. And now, you know, he's just, it's kind of, he's probably, it's not very common to put a mechanic like that as a league guy nowadays.

Most of the time the engineers get together and make data-driven decisions and stuff like that. And now we got, you know, Travis is a racer. He's been around a long time. He's not as much on the data-driven end as what some of these people are. But he did great. Did he run the show pretty much? I mean, you know, obviously, you know, Greg's still involved. Because he's still got to work.

You know what I mean? Yeah, but him and the engineers, he relied a lot on the engineers to make decisions and stuff. But everything went smooth, man. Dell Jr. kept his composure really well and, you know, helped Travis out. I think Del Jr. staying calm helps Travis out. lot for sure so but it whenever it gets rattled man it rattles everything yeah it does i got a sinus affection by the way that's why it sounds like this jameson didn't cure that it didn't add a headache to the situation good lord regardless richmond was crazy man it was a there was a lot going on i thought it was

a i saw some of the reactions on twitter to the race and people what were they saying well jeff gluck does that thing after the race where he says was it a good race or whatever and right When I clicked on it, I thought it was actually pretty fun. Yeah. And it was like 70, 30 to a bad race. Yeah. I think it's because it was hard to pass. But that's the...

There weren't many wrecks other than the one that was at the end that shouldn't have been. It's almost like when we have wrecks, it's a good race. They threw a BS caution with three to go. It didn't have to be thrown. A lap car brushed the wall in three and four. Here's the reality. They hit the wall. Yes.

They kept going. They weren't in the way. Where they hit the wall, it was so high. nobody was going to run up there anyway. So they throw a yellow, I'm assuming, to make the finish exciting. And then they damn near killed Martin Truex. I've not seen it hit that hard since Sterling Marlin hit there. They also threw the caution for Matt Kansas locking up his tires in a turn of three.

It just locked them up and was going to keep on going and be fine. But they threw a caution for that. I guess, what did I read somewhere? Someone said it was like just the umpires having a bad game, you know, but it's a, that's a tough. That's a tough weekend to have a bad game in, you know, when there's so much on the line for so many teams. The Bob Pocker's story. Is that on our show or we just are not really?

The Bob Parker story, man, he roasted them. Yeah, he did. That's big. Do you think he gets a credential this week? I think Bob gets a credential every week no matter what. Bob Pockris is the hardest working media member in any sport. He is very, very hard. So dedicated.

It's great there. First, their last to leave. He literally. He's, we walked into indie this year. There was no one in the media center except for Josh and I, and Bob was already, like, there. Camped out. Everything out. Yeah.

Ready to go. Yeah. He's a hardworking guy. Next to Bob, I mean, you got other guys, too. I think Jeff's pretty dedicated. He's opened the doors in areas that Bob couldn't. Right. Social media wise.

I think Jeff's pioneered a few things that way. But even Jeff's business model now of how he has a. Yeah, we've got to have him on. reporter yeah he's great for the fans too though he is literally done it the right way the whole whole way yeah um i really like jeff and bob a lot so a lot of good guys yeah but pockras roasted them it's kind of odd that bob did that but i mean hey well it's also he everyone was pissed on social media so it's not like he doesn't have the same opinion as half the field right yeah you know it's good when you say the wringling brothers went out of business

We think NASCAR's Employing him And he's got this picture Of a circus guy What's that? They got called the main guy? The ringmaster The ringmaster.

Love it. All right, we're going into spot on, spot off. You guys ready? Nope. The ambulance in the way of pit road entry. That was interesting. Ruin my night.

Spot off. I'm literally not looking for an ambulance to be in the way, ironically. And then when I see everybody slam on brakes, I'm like, check up, check up, check up.

We do. Matt Kenseth, and it's the same way when you're short track racing. Usually the fifth or six guy in line when people check up ram somebody. And Matt Kenseth absolutely destroyed us. He hit us so hard and knocked our left rear out. Killed his radiator. He fell out of the race. Here's the thing that people probably don't know, T.J.

is we all listen to NASCAR on Channel 1. They have another channel that dispatches all the safety equipment. None of us ever hear that. The fans, nobody does. So what we don't know is what happened on that channel. But obviously, something happened because there was an ambulance in a freaking way. Yeah, that's not obviously somebody didn't. I thought they were turning in.

They missed the turn in. And instead of being up close to the wall, you know, they were out of lane and made it real tight for everyone to get to pit road. This isn't the first time. We had an accident there a couple years ago as well on the backstretch with a safety vehicle. Yep. And that was really, for that to happen when it did, was just a bunch of things lined up at the right time. We had a couple cars pulling up on the outside to try to give the lead lap cars, more room to get caught up, coming to pit road. There was a state truck out there, so they couldn't really do it.

But that, in my opinion, the guy driving that ambulance has got to know. I'm in the bad spot. I'm not in the right position. There's two things. That guy should know better than to be on pit road. Yeah. And the second thing to me is they should know better. There's enough people watching that race.

They should be able to look at pit road entrance. See, oh, there's an ambulance there. Close pit road. Right. You know, that we should know better not to open it right then and send us down there. And in addition to that, after it gets screwed up, nothing is done to make it right. Like, it's not my fault that my guy has a left rear knocked out a foot and a half and we got to fix it. It's your fault.

give me my spot back. You think they did that? Nope. You think they said, you know what? We screwed up. Let's stop the race and let Clint fix this car because we screwed up. You think that happened? Matt can put a radio and everybody wait a few minutes here.

Right. The only time NASCAR really ever gives you anything back is when a transponder falls off. Right. And they can't score your car. This was a make or break, do or die weekend. And we died because of a fucking ambulance in the way. Well, they should have a ride. We drove from the last.

back to the front and then the ambulance killed us. I mean, we're running top five at this point. It killed us. Yeah, it definitely changed the outcome. Not the app. Might not, might have changed the outcome, but it definitely changed how the race was flowing at the time. It knocked out two top five cars.

It definitely changed the way it was going. They did nothing to fix it. Stop digging on this couch. Tell you you're not going to have a lot of money. They can't afford a new couch. Stop it. That dog is so cute. He tigs a hole in this one.

It might get a new one. Well, more comfortable once in when Kristen sleeps out of her faces and stuck to it when she wakes up. There's nothing worse to fall asleep on a leather couch. Oh, gosh, you got a crease in your face. That's what your skin sounds like. We had a back when

we had that shop behind O'Journer's old house. We kept the street stock in there. Well, there was a... Was that the one of the boxing ring was in? Originally. Yeah. We had some New Year's parties there and stuff, too. Who buys a boxing ring?

That thing was a lot of fun. A box ring get drunk going there and box each other. You want to? It was kind of fun. It actually was pretty fun. Hell yeah. Sounds good. There was a couch upstairs in that deal.

And if we got back real late and I didn't make it home, I could go out there. But, man, it still had the plastic on the mattress of it when you pulled it out. Yeah. That is the worst thing ever does it wake up on the plastic. Oh. Yeah. I remember waking up one time and stuck to that thing. It was bad.

That's terrible. Spot on, spot off. Austin Rex Danica. This seemed. I didn't see how it formed. This seemed to be on purpose. It definitely didn't look like. he just misjudged it.

No. What she say after the race? I don't know what she said. I'm not sure either. She had the fastest car. She had the fastest car I've ever seen her have. This is not the race that you want to go and mess with people when you're locked in already. Now Danica has nothing to, I mean, she's having a bad day and you're having a good day

and you're coming around her. She could ruin your chase. She'll ruin your entire playoff right now. Why? Why wreck her? Stenhouse did the same thing to us. He raced us for 10 laps like a complete. elite and I'm literally sitting there watching this thing go down as I flip him off when he drives

by the start finish line and I'm literally thinking why is he doing this we're going to go to Chicago and we're mad at this guy so now two guys out of 16 are probably already screwed because they're pissed off the field yeah we uh we ran Eric Jones down there in the beginning and we're running probably seven not even that high yet we're probably ninth and 10th and we ran them down he moves to the top side and goes a little bit faster, but we just couldn't clear him off the corner. He hung out for about five laps. And I'm like, why can you not, if you would just let us get to the wall one time off the corner,

we'll be out of your way. And gone. And gone. Everybody's gone. Why do that? Eric Jones needs to cut his damn hair. It is gross. That mullet situation going on.

It's nasty. You don't like it? I hate it. So, Eric, cut your hair. I got to say, man, though, honestly, Danica, it was not great on restarts. but, man, she flew on long run. She drove by Jimmy Johnson, Chase Elliott. I'm like, this is big.

Yeah. Danica is. If she could have done, if she'd done this her whole career, like, she'd be somebody. I think stage racing hurts. I think stage racing hurts Danica. Yeah. She's actually a really, she's actually a really good long run drop, like a long run setup type. She's really good at that.

Like, that's her strength. But with these stages, you normally don't have a time to get into that. So. I think Austin screwed up. man that was a bad move on his part yeah i don't think i would apologize anyone now well i mean it was a matter he should i was just curious spot on spot off late race caution of three to go you guys already kind of talked about that spot off it's bad yeah i mean i don't do you see the guy hit the wall yeah i'm not i'm not when i saw martin hit i was like oh it reminded me of danica and i'm hitting

it did you see the lap car hit the wall i did see him hit the wall i mean i i i looked at his right front when he came by him that war to the caution? I will say that it's probably, they would have thrown it at a lap 20 and they threw it then. Right. I don't feel like they were,

it sucks, they threw it then. They could have let it play out a little bit. Yeah. But, I mean, I feel like they were consistent with it. They would have thrown her to lap 20 if a guy hit the wall and they threw it with three to go. So they're really not, they really didn't do anything differently

than what they would have done any other part of the race, in my opinion. Yeah. You cumbered. Both wins were encumbered. Both, Xfinity and Cup. And I want to speak just specifically to the Xfinity wins because he won Michigan, right? Mm-hmm.

It was encumbered. Mm-hmm. Okay. You're going to find this guy, $20,000 or whatever you're doing. Doesn't matter. This is costing people like Junior Motorsports millions of dollars. We're all competing for the same sponsors. Yep.

And we're all trying to sell the fact that we can win. And when Denny goes out and he wins, in the best car. And he's cheating when he wins. It hurts us as a company. It hurts everybody as a company that's competing against this guy. So, man, it pisses me off that all they're doing are small things. And I actually was talking to a driver about it this weekend.

And he said, I'll tell you how you fix it. You will limit their tires the next week in Xfinity. If you're giving everybody four sets in the race, give them two. They'll stop cheating because they can't. can't win with two sets of tires. So spot off, man. It, uh, obviously is Darlington wins. And then he made the comments, pretty arrogant comments that.

Oh my gosh. If I were in an eye rock car, I'd still have an advantage here. Well, then tell your crew chiefs don't cheat. Pretty simple, right? My, my thing about it is, is you do, in the very beginning of it, and I actually screenshot it, um, in the very beginning of them, of that media deal, he said that, uh, says violation did not aid victory in Southern 500. The very next line says,

we fight for every inch because there's speed there. Right. How do you say that? Didn't aid it at all, but do you fight for every little bit because there's speed there? Hypocrisy. That's like contradicting yourself there.

A big word. Hypocry. Proud of you. I don't know. Maybe take these guys out of a, take these guys out for something. If you're a cup guy, and you're caught cheating to beat these Xfinity guys,

you should be held to a higher penalty. We can't cheat. I mean, we're racing for a... These guys are racing for a living for their jobs. These cup guys that come down there have jobs in the other series and have a living there. You're beating guys and you're cheating to beat them. And I'm telling you, it affects sponsorship. Absolutely.

100%. We're talking about $20,000 fine. That's not the reality of the problem. It's millions of dollars. and sponsorship are on the line. We're all competing for the same dollars. And you're getting them because you're winning. And you're winning because you're cheating.

Yeah. And we've often suspected it's getting kind of old that every time he does win a race or whatever, there's always damage to the quarter panel or something after the race. Right. You're doing something with it ripping quarter panels off, moving rear ends over, whatever you got to do. But fans, you know, they don't understand the fact that,

and I saw Hermie Sadler tweeted something about the car's legal all week. It's legal before the race. how is illegal after the race? Well, that's where the engineering... They figured out how to make it move. It's where engineering comes into play. I mean, that's what they do, is they know how to make the car do things during the race

to make it faster. Why do you think there for a while? Everybody was swerving because they figured out how to make their stuff move. Right. And they know how to reset it and they know what they're doing. We have smart people working on these race cars.

Yeah. And they're going to find ways to make stuff work. Stop, you can get electrocuted. Dogs chewing wire. That leads perfectly into the next question. Spot on, spot off. NASCAR increases rear end suspension penalty moving forward.

I mean, I don't really care what the area of the car it is. If you're cheating, you know, I don't care if it's the rear suspension or if, you know, a blower pops out of the hood and you take off done the straightaway with, you know, 100 extra horsepower. Cheating should never win, and it wins, and it continues to win. The cheater celebrates with his sponsors, with his, do you think the sponsor cares? No. That it's an encumbered win.

No, the sponsor doesn't pay the fine. The sponsor still keeps the win, the publicity. They partied with all their guests and all their company, everything, like they were rock stars at night. You don't even find out until Tuesday. Yeah, you don't even find out. That it was cucumbered. Yeah. Man.

Cucumbered wings. They've been partying for three days and then they find out, hey, what I win? What a bunch of losers? I don't, why do we have to increase the rear suspension? How about if you're cheating, you don't win?

How about if you cheat, you're thrown out? Yeah. That's exactly, when you win. Get out. They take you to victory and they spank you. I got a,

I want to race at Concord one time. You know why? It's because the guy that won cheated. Guess who got to win? I did. Yeah. They tell you out of the short tracks. They don't throw you out in the big time.

That should be the opposite. You won on Tuesday. You won and you cheated. Everyone hates you. Spot on, spot off. Smithfield rumor to leave RPM. Well, they actually had a shop meeting this morning. I saw some stuff on Twitter.

And they told the guys. Is that why you were late? Were you over there? I was over at RPM. You know, here's the thing about our sport. Richard Petty Motorsports has almost gone out of business twice. It did it on its own. on accord once.

Second accord, George Gillette bought it. You know, the medallion guy came in now out of New York and he's a part owner in the deal. If they don't,

man, I hate to say this. This is a huge sponsorship. They shouldn't run as bad as they do. They shouldn't be buying second-rate cars

from Roush and running 20th. Smithfield spends enough money to contend to win races and it's shame that Petty has just taken their money and not run well. That's a big freaking money deal. It's a huge company. Huge company. I like bacon.

Baking. Well, I love bacon. Bacon and beer for breakfast. But it's just, I mean, it's sad, too. It's just, it's a bad deal. I mean, you obviously don't want to see the 43 go out of business, and I hope that doesn't happen because I got a lot of friends over there. But at the same time, you've had that sponsorship for how long? Five years, six years? Long. time. Big money. Why didn't you run better? Why aren't they demanding better performance? To me, to me, to me, well, that's, I think there's a combination of things there as well. I think it's a combination of, you know, like you said, cars. And to me, they haven't, I think they've just ran the well dry with Eric, too.

Yeah. I mean, when they put Bubba in there, it's almost like that team had a shot of life, that just a shot of energy, you know, and I thought Bubba ran really well on it. So maybe I don't think they went all out in making efforts to get better. I don't know. That's my point. I don't think they've ever said,

man, this is a huge sponsor. And I'm telling you, let's make it right. I'm telling you, it's a big sponsor. I've heard the numbers, big sponsor. They deserve to be a contender if they're coming in, you know, in the tens of millions of dollar range.

You don't deserve to run that poorly. Yeah. Dog. All right, before we go to break, we just wanted to take a moment of silence to remember September 11th, 16 years ago. Hey, T.J., did you know when Elliott wins? You could too.

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We are back with two dogs and four humans. We actually never laughed. And three staples. Three staples. Three staples. This dog is really cute, though. I feel like if she was around all the time, I would have no stress or, like, high blood pressure. That's why Jovi.

Jovey wanted her to be the de-stressor in her life. That's cute. Yeah. She was making posters. Kristen, you need one of those. Just bring it to work. I think he would eventually be allergic to it. Is this hypoallergenic or she just?

Yeah, but you're allergic to everything. She's hyperalrogen. Apparently not metal because I haven't. Meadow in your head. Meadow in your head. Here's the best part. She's a service dog. Jovie Griffin.

Access is required by federal law. That's cute. She can go anywhere if she wants. Oh. Layla, your profile picture on here is very good. Look at this thing. Service dog identification. So I didn't know.

But she had a little jacket that she wears. So I called Joey's doctor and I was like, hey, man, I want your help. I want to make this dog a service dog. and then I go online and start applying and I was like well never mind I don't need your help I can do it myself is it super easy 200 bucks and any dog in America is a service dog wow so she's a service dog so she's what for like anxiety and stuff like that's yeah like you literally said like with jovie once she gets her and holds her in colors where she feels better they have they've um had scientific studies that say that um dogs namely bring a lot of peace and calm to people yeah all right we're going into fast lane I'm going to give to you Jay and Brett a topic to debate, and I'm going to alternate who responds first.

You guys get 30 seconds to give me your opinion. All right. All right, Brett, you're going first. Okay. Cup teams will be required to use the same engine in multiple races in 2018. Will this help teams cut costs? Man, this is kind of a big deal. If you win, you can't do a burnout.

So there's your opportunity to cover up your cheating encumbered win. Denny Hamlin. I think it does save a little bit of money. I mean, teams in general spend approximately $125,000. a week to rent their engines and cup. So to be able to rent the same one twice in a row, it should make that number go in half, right? I think it would definitely probably cut it down some.

Yeah. I mean, I'm not really sure how it's going to. I think our motors are strong enough to run that long already if we wanted them to. But like you said, you don't want to take the risk and you want to get everything you can get. So we come back and we rebuild them and we get a fresh one every time. Yeah. But this is, it's kind of the trend this has been going. I mean, a handful of a long time ago, we used to have qualifying motors.

Yeah. Used to come out, change the motor after qualifying. Yeah. Then we went to the same motor all weekend. We thought that was a big deal then. Now this was just another step in that direction. Are we doing that dinger? Ding.

Josh is on it, man. Look at him. It's like two minutes. Look at that guy. He's so into this show right now. Yeah. So into it. Um, here's the thing.

We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we can't, we can go in and save team some money. I think this is a great place to start. Good thinger, Josh. Thanks. Way to be on point, brother. Nailed that one. I'm going to throw up. If Hurricane Irma makes it impossible to race at Homestead in 10 weeks,

where should the championship race be held? T.J. Because it's so cold at that point in time, that kind of narrows it down quite a bit. Thanksgiving weekend. Toronto. Would love to run it right around North Carolina area. Darlington, somewhere like that would be awesome.

But I have heard California, California. I heard California too. The other thing, though, is it's got to be an IAC track. ISC won't get better. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. Vegas would be awesome to end the race and the season at, I think. They were starting the room.

It would be great for all the Cup people. It's for everyone else. I mean, I just think Vegas is a good place to end the championship stuff. I'm not, don't make me go West Coast. Here's what I was told by a high-ranking NASCAR official. There's only two things that make us move this race. number one, if FEMA comes in and takes over all the hotels, which makes sense, right? Number two is if the nuclear plant, which is very close to the racetrack, we can see it from

the roof is compromised. So I think the likelihood of us moving is really, really low. But if we did move, I'm a big fan of not going to a freaking downforce track like Michigan, like California. I would take it to Darlington or I would reopen Rockingham. Yes, I'm all for Rockingham. him. I say we go to Dayton and go play racing. But I'm going to tell you what.

And I don't disagree with that, but the teams would have an absolute heart attack. Oh, absolutely. The drivers would jump up and down and scream, no. Period. Because being entertaining for the fans, though. Skirts up in their faces. But here's the

really hard thing to manage. Josh just touched on it. It's got to be an IAC track. They're not going to give it to SMI. They're not going to give it to independent. And the other thing is Ford pays a lot of money for Ford Championship weekend. When you look at Michigan, It's a Toyota track. So are we going to marry those two together for a weekend and Toyota go, hey, well, what's Darlington?

Darlington, I think, was a Chevrolet track. I swear, I think the only four track I see has other than Homestead is Michigan. There wouldn't be a worst place we could go. Oh, he's so cold. And the track sucks. That would actually work in my favor, though, because. I don't think we could run there that weekend. You wouldn't sweat as much.

How do you hit your head on a golf cart? I jumped. You know, I got an idea. I like doing a little hop-in of skip. The JRM card is like high off the ground, so you kind of have to... Do a little... I do a little hop-in. I got an idea.

I'm going to measure you, and I'm going to measure this golf cart. And then we're going to put yellow tape around it. You're not going to like this idea. But... Why? If we're going to end it somewhere and it's not going to be homestead, let's just go somewhere completely new. Japan.

No. Let's go somewhere where we're... we have not ran. Let's go to like Irwindale, something like that. Cup cars have never ran there. Yeah. What, like Formula Drift, Irwindale? Irwindale, something like that. Let's go there. Myrtle Beach. Murtle Beach. Go race some buses. But that would be fun. We're really not doing a fast lane here. We're just kind of talking. Josh is back of the game.

J.R.M. Cars are one, two, three, tan in the regular season standings. Who do you think is the favorite to win the Xfinity championship, Brett? My boss isn't going to like what I'm about to say, but I honestly think it's Justin Allgaier. And I say that because he was so fast at Homestead last year. I truly believe three out of our four cars will end up in the finale in Homestead competing for this championship. Which three? But I don't know. But I don't know if anybody can outrun Algeyer. He was, he's a short track guy.

Like when I look at Justin Algar, I'm like, good road course guy, good short track guy. A lot of these intermediates, I don't think he's great. But at Homestead last year, he was the only one that could keep up with Suarez. And I honestly don't think the fine fajita was legal last year. I don't think that car was legal. It was encumbered and I just didn't say it. It could have been cucumbered, but he still got the championship. That was the best race that I've seen Justin Drive.

He drove a great race, and he kept the pressure on Daniel. I did see Daniel. Daniel ran a great race last year as well. He didn't wreck. I thought Daniel would have pressure on him enough pressure on a mess up make a big mistake. Yeah, I mean, Justin, he's got one cute engineer, so he's got that going for him, too. He's got one cute engineer.

He's so cute. Having three of our drivers in the championship race makes my stomach hurt. I think just here's the reality, though. We have three of the best teams in the sport. Elliot is great. Obviously, won the regular season. Simba. Justin's good.

Williams good. Like, I don't, if we don't win this championship, I think it would be one of the biggest failures in NASCAR history. Like, you almost look at it and go, how do we not win this championship? One of us, right? NASCAR, getting in the way. You would hope to go in there that we have the best chance and come out of it. What the hell is that sound? A dragster?

We've got to win this championship. We are going to win this championship. Yeah. I hope it's Elliot, because, God, we've been so. so close, so many times. And then we're just going to pop bottles. Yeah. That is a fountain soda.

That is champagne according to this. It sounds like you're peeing. The Cup playoffs begin at Chicagoland, which four drivers will be eliminated after the first round ends at Dover. T.J. Well, let me look at my list here. This will take an hour. Who's in the bottom four there? I got to say, where do we go after Chicago?

New Hampshire. You know, I got to say somebody like a Stenhouse might be in some trouble. I think Stenhouse is going to be right there on the line. Yep. I'm trying to think who else is in there that maybe snuck going in there, maybe a Newman, but Ryan's usually pretty good at points. He's pretty good at point racing and doing what he's got to do to stay in that, to stay in them.

You know, I think he'll make it out of the first round. Thank God, Josh. I just need a list. I think Austin Dillon doesn't. He's fast enough. I don't think Ryan Newman's fast enough. Man, I can't believe I'm going to say this, but Jimmy Johnson is struggling. I don't know if he's fast enough.

Yeah. They said that last year, too, though. If they don't get something going, man, they're in big trouble. I agree with those picks as well. And, you know, there's obviously in that group somewhere, somebody's going to have some trouble. Somebody's going to be in bed. So right now, I mean, I hate to say it. Blaney is worrying me a little bit right now.

You can't afford to have a bad race right now. You can't drive into that wall at Darlington like you did and stuff. You've got to put it together now. Yeah, you'll end it. Yep. The off-the-wall topic. The horror movie, It Broke Box Office Records this weekend. What is your all-time favorite horror film?

Never heard of it. The one with a clown. It? Yes. Did you ever see the original? It's terrifying. Huh. My favorite all-time horror.

You got to remember that Brett doesn't watch movies. My favorite, I watch movies on Airplane. I see dead people. The sixth film wasn't a horror movie. Brett's favorite movie. Well, I know what you did last summer. I see dead people. Yeah.

I mean, that movie was just weird. And then as you watch the movie, she watched it. She saw dead people. It was a he. It was a he. Oh. That was a good movie, right? Scream.

Scream scary, right? My favorite are the paranormal activity. ones with the ghosts. How about Freddie Cougar? Terrify me. I was more afraid of Michael Myers than I was. Freddie Cooter. Michael Myers to me was the,

because people would look out their windows and the clothes would be hanging on the line. He'd be like staying right behind him. And to look away and look back out, like, where'd he go? When movies lead in with that funky noise and then there's like, let me try to find there's like this loud wham and so I'd possibly pop up. I literally jump. That's terrible. That's paranormal activity.

like it's all just I don't know how to explain it The creepiest movie I've ever seen is the strangers Oh that's That movie is strangers Yes Yeah you ever seen that?

Josh wasted one hour of my day one time Explaining this movie to me He was obsessed with it So I need to watch it Yeah You might want to load your gun I feel like such a plus Wasn't it based after a true story

When I'm sitting on a plane and I jump I feel like and I'm only sorry I play on feet the guy It's great though when you're at the movie theater And everyone at the same time It's like, Yeah, but when there's 50 guys on an airplane, you got all this testosterone,

you're feeling really male and then you jump like a little girl. But I do that because that scares me. The Hills Have Eyes was pretty messed up as well. It's like Children of the Cornish. Children of the Cornish. That was like a cult. That was like a cult stuff. Remember that movie that came out that made fun of scary movies?

Scream. I think it was called Scary Movie. That movie is great. It made fun of like all those dumb, like, I know what you did last summer. Yeah. And yeah. That was awesome.

Candy key. That's not the X-Il. That's Halloween. Or Halloween, whatever. That's messed up. You can't watch at home alone. You can't do it. You be grabbing stuff.

You'll have every light on in the house, man. I'll tell you what. I tried to watch the strangers at home by myself. Nope. I made it about two minutes and I flipped on all the lights, got the gun out. It's one of that movies, man. It's creepy. Are you kidding?

movies it does a sound. It does that sound. No, because it's realistic enough that it can happen to you. And it's based on a true story too. Oh, perfect. It's one of them movies where you're sitting there

and they're like, and all here you just, do you hear this? And you're like, whoa. And they're all like, what was that? And that, like, it's one of them. Yeah, the ending in that movie is. And they do some.

Strangers. The strangers. That'll just be sitting there with a dog. I thought chick flicks. God. Sweet home Alabama. That's so stupid. Why don't they make those movies?

I don't know. Especially when they got these scary movies. Because girls go to watch them. But they ruin our... Josh, as guys, they ruin our expectations as human beings by making these movies. I agree. They make these movies where this...

Not all women think that that's what real life is like. Where this guy's this great guy. Kelsey does. That's why Kelsey's single. No, she's not. No, she's not. She's not. No.

How non-single is she? Six months? Oh. Wow. Sure, I don't know. She's six months in. It's kind of one of those relationships where they've been dating for a while, but they haven't been like, it's kind of like Chris and Allen.

If you don't get engaged. If you don't get engaged in the first year, you should just quit. Oh. What are you waiting on? What if your goal is not marriage? Companionship. It sounds like an old person. You don't want to get married?

How long did your, how long did your wife for you? Ask her to marry you. Your biological clock is blowing the up right now. No, it's not. Look at me. It's beyond ticking. It's blown up. You didn't have kids third tomorrow.

Hey, Kristen rolls into this kickback jacks yesterday with this Eagles tank top on. Oh, sorry. Every guy in there was staring. And then there's short little Allen's done right beside over. Brett, look at that. That's the ending scene of strangers. And it's creepy. She's with me.

Not a chick flick. Chick-fix, man. I just don't get them. They're so corny. So I usually just go to iTunes and I pick a movie. based on the ratings. And every now and then I'll end up with a chick flick. Now, get on the plane, I don't know it.

I hit play, and I'm like, God, I know everybody's looking at my screen going. What a loser. Brett's really tough today. Brett's watching movies on there. I mean, literally, I got one on and I was like, Rose, Rose! Titanic wasn't a chick flick, though. And then you about start crying. I mean, you literally, chick flicks make everybody cry.

There's not in the notebook. Titanic is a chick flick. It is not a chick flick. I watch some movie where this guy dies and another, like her son got his heart or something. And I'm like, was it a Nicholas Sparks? How does this happen? This doesn't happen. Chick-flicks kill guys' reputations.

Just go home and watch the strangers. Yeah. Yeah, that'll make you feel like a man. Turn your base. Or a little bit of a little bit of one. Girls should not be allowed to watch chick flicks. Turn your base way up on your suburbations. They make so much money for the production houses and the networks.

What's the last chick flick you watched? Sweet Home Alabama was on in the hotel room, me and Shana. But then we went. Was it lifetime on his one? Do you room with Shana every weekend? Almost. Does Shana snore? No, she doesn't sleep.

We talked about that. She doesn't sleep. She doesn't sleep. Like if I text her at 8 in the morning or 2 in the morning. The most she gets is like three hours of sleep. She's texting me back right then. Yeah. What's her problem?

I don't know. She's quiet though. So like I sleep through anything. but she'll go, she'll watch two movies on our laptop in bed and then. With their headphones in. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I don't know.

She's there. She's almost quiet to the point that she's weird. You ever wake up and she's like hovering above you staring at you? That would freak me to f*** out. I'm going to tell her. T-shirts and panties. That would be a good movie. T-shirts and panties.

I'll write that script. There's not much to it. Those are called adult films. It's already written. All right, we're going into hashtag AskDBC where... We still have more show left? Apparently. Our new producer editor, Jason Schultz, has chosen a few questions.

Thank God he got rid of those long-winded questions that week one. We were going to kick Jason's ass. At Cobra by design asks... What an idiot! What's more important currently in NASCAR, talent or marketability? Here's the thing, man. Talent wins, marketability sales. Yeah, I don't know if there's one above really the other one right now.

There's teams out there that some teams that go one way, some teams that go the other way. Are they kind of mutually exclusive? Yeah, I mean. Pay for play. I don't know. I think there's, they both work. Here's thing. Paul Menard exists because his sponsor thinks his marketability.

His sponsor is his family. Well, damn, duh. So Matt Kinseth family. Matt Kenseth is a very, very, very talented race car driver. He's 44 years old. He's going to be out of a job. It appears. And it's because marketability in that situation is going to win out.

I think in Matt's deal there is Matt's definitely more talented than a rookie you could put in there. But the difference in that is Matt, the rookie is just cheaper. The talent level isn't as big of a drop-off now as what it used to be. You're going to fill that seat with Matt. You know, it's not going to be a big difference between Matt and the young guy. Is Dale Jr. The highest-paid NASCAR driver because of talent or marketability?

Both. Yeah, I think it's a combination. Marketability. I mean, he makes more. He makes more because of his marketable, but he's also a proven winner. I mean, your talent guys are champions. I mean, you're looking at Jimmy Johnson's and. Kevin Harvicks and I mean marketability is a big deal in sponsorship I mean Kristen and I live in that

world and marketability is extremely important if you can't get people to gravitate to your brand then you're wasting your money I agree so I mean look at Elliott with a one main deal I mean I've been a sponsor for over 10 years and we literally had a person tweet us this week said I got a one main financial loan because of L.A. Sadler like that's a big deal you don't have to win to make that happen if you have a marketing strategy. True. Share the return on investment. Yep.

At M. underscore Barbone asked, was listening to Brett on Saturday night. He kept telling Clint lap times. How do spotters get lap times so fast while spotting? Really simple, man. We got a thing called FanVision. It's a great device. It gives us a lot of information. There's a lot of apps, I think, too, that people can use at home to get the same stuff.

But it's our little mini computer. Big count. Yeah, fan vision is awesome. They've given us so much. We can watch guys' lines is where they move around, and we can actually get their lap time. We had none of that info a handful years ago. Yeah.

And they've come along and made it. The great thing about FanVisions is it's not just for spotters or team guys. Anyone can use them on all our pit boxes for all our clients who come. I think the biggest change was last year they put the lap times for our drivers and cup in their cars. Yep. So we no longer have to tell Clarendale Jr. what they're running. We can focus more on what other guys are running. And they can see, obviously, ahead of them.

they also can see behind them. So we can look at those lap times, know they're faster than us, tell our drivers what those guys are doing. And let's be honest, man, not every spotter does that. You know, more to do it now than used to. But, I mean, that was one of the things that I thought I had an advantage on for years was I was able to see who I thought was faster, tell Elliott where they were running.

But since then, man, the spotting job has changed a lot. And we're all doing that now. If you're not doing it, you shouldn't be a spotter. It's your job. Do your job. Do your job. You had one job. You had one job.

What would you say you do here? Coach Hill asks, what are your thoughts on if a cup driver wants to race in Xfinity? They must start at the rear of the field. That doesn't change the thing to me. Kyle Busch consistently just runs straight through the back. Yeah, that doesn't change the thing for me. I like the tire deal. I like the tire idea or, you know, just something to put them at, see what these cup

drivers do, no matter what. at the end of the first stage, they set themselves up already because they don't have to stage race. So at the end of the second stage, do you think they care if they win that? No, they don't. They set themselves up to be in front of the

exfinity regulars for the beginning of the last leg of the race. So it's already, we really need another stage. No matter, it doesn't matter. No matter what goes on here, these cup guys and the guys that don't race your points are going to have track position at the end of the race because they don't have to race your points in that stage. From a competition standpoint, a technical standpoint, the teams aren't held as accountable

because those penalties and deficits they incur don't really matter. And to TJ's point, same for the driver. If he wants to go out there and race like a complete butthole and do everything he can to win, regardless of the morality factors of it, he can. What a butthole. Can we say butthole? I was going to ask that when I saw Josh's face. You said butt hurt before.

We can't say . So we may as well say butthole. At Chad Smith asked What happens if someone has an encumbered win at Homestead? Why not cheat? Yeah, what does happen? What if the champion, like the champ? They're not going to touch that.

No way. I don't think you'll see anybody get caught illegal. No. I don't care if you come through there with a sprit car wing after the race. You ain't cheating. Right. I think the technical process, let's be realistic. it's big.

You have to submit your car to NASCAR prior to the race. So I think what NASCAR, and they have to look at it this way. We're doing everything we can prior to the race starting to make this fair. Once the race starts, you can't cucumber the championship guy in any series, right? Do you know how big of a mess this would be if the championship, the guy that wins the race is 64th inch to whatever wide? and whatever in a certain area. I mean, really? Yeah.

Half people are going to be like, oh, it's only a 64th of an inch. Then the other half are going to be like, well, it's still illegal. I mean, I don't. Yeah, whatever. That's fickle water. Fickle water. We're at the rant portion of the day. I'm tell you what.

My cell phone ain't worth at the track anymore. I am so sick of the story. You can't, this is, you can't even pull up your credential information when you get to to the freaking credential hauler, because there's no cell service. We can't send out tweets and Facebook posts because there's no cell. I can't freaking text my boss to say, hey, I need you to come here. Hey, I'm going to the hospital.

Like, there's no freaking service. It's, our jobs require all of us at the track for service. Why are we not fixing this? Such a, how can our promoters and our track owners, honest to God, look us in the face and expect people to show up at these racetracks when their phones, their livelihood, doesn't work? It's only in their best interest, too, for people to be tweeting about it and posting on Instagram. My phone did not work at all Friday night, and it didn't work at all Saturday the whole day.

I get 20-something messages when I leave a racetrack. I think we definitely could take a technology step forward and really, really do the track Wi-Fi area up more. You know what I mean? To me, you want people tweeting about how awesome it is to be there. No. Posting on Instagram. Hey, we just saw this. This was awesome.

Hey, this is my family here. Check them out. What's your phone work? It's hit or miss. It's not good. But, you know, at least have Wi-Fi at the track because most cell phones now runoff Wi-Fi. It can't be that hard to fix this problem. We end up dicking around with our phones, turning off LTE, turn it on LTE, only data LTE.

Are you freaking kidding me? Right. And it still don't work. Uh-uh. Yeah, I think that could probably be a huge problem for our fans. What are you holding? poop bags for dogs I look like toothpicks

You want one Case his dog takes poop He's got a bag Yeah that's good of you I see people who don't pick up After their pets And I want to punch him in the face Yeah I would definitely

Probably pick it up If it was in here or something Outside What if it's runny Ew Do you have anything of a faucet Josh Have anything with a faucet running Like this

Is a shopback? No, but I got an elephant. Could you imagine living in New York City and having a dog with diarrhea? That would be terrible. No grass. All right. You guys got to pick. Hashtag DBC picks.

I mean, Brett is still winning 16 to 10. It's almost over. Oh, no, but Brett lost this weekend. TJ has to win seven out of ten races to beat me. Could be done. That's not going to happen. Could be done because now we're reset and we can pick anybody again. Who won last week?

Uh, TJ did. Yeah. T.J. did. Stopped you. Nice. Newman always runs good at Richmond, the fall Richmond race. Right. He does.

Always runs good. He does. So we're going to Chicago. Yep. Triedown. Man. Who you got, T.J. Oh, man.

I can sit out six weeks and then beat him at the end. Lem's fun. Let him tie it up. Do you just come out swinging here? Do you, I mean... You know me, dog. I'm winning. No.

I am going to go with a guy that I think it's a little bit of a long shot. Stop drawing it out and spit it out. Really? Everybody likes to... I want to go with... I'm not saying it. Do we get you that sweatshirt or did you get that made? You gave it to me.

Why does my hoodie have a building a turtleneck? I don't like this thing. Just cut it. Yeah? Cut it down. Just cut it out. Yeah. Y'all ready?

It's a $55 sweatshirt, Kristen. I want the guy, the ambulance guy himself, Matt Kenseth. Wow. What was that, booing? Matt Kinzoff is who he's picking. Yep. Right. I got a...

Cobbush. I'm saving... Eminem's guy. I'm saving Kyle. I'm saving Martin. Who do you think wins his championship? I think it honestly comes down to... Martin. I think it comes down to Kyle.

Larsen or Bush? Huh? Larson or Bush? I think Kyle Bush is definitely in there. Honestly, right now I feel like Larson could be a factor then, too. What wrecked true X on Saturday? I just saw him go ahead on the wall and I thought he was dead. Denny. Denny wrecked him? Yeah. Yeah, but it wasn't on purpose. It wasn't. Never is.

Well, I mean, he locked his brakes up going into the turn. He was inside of him. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no. Well, kind of. I mean, you could tell that he locked his brakes up and he didn't intend to. I think he hit him more in the back, didn't he and got him squirly? And then Martin overcorrected a little bit.

Squirly. Martin was coming down and Denny was there. And then he immediately hit the brakes and locked him up. It was just a bad scenario. Yeah. I think Truex, Larson, Kyle Busch, they're the fastest right now. I think those three are in there. Then the fourth is, man, that could be anybody.

Honestly. Toyota, hands down, has an advantage. I don't know what it is. They have for years. They got an advantage. I don't know what it is. They turn. They turn good and they go fast. Yeah.

They turn good and go fast. That's true. Wow. Kristen, that was rude. That's true. Josh has been doing this for two years and he finally found a soundboard. I can't be held responsible for what I say. Your concussion is flaring up.

It is. It hurts. How did those two shots of throwing out for you yesterday? Good. They're better than that warm ass of that you do here in the studio. How those shots work out for Alan? He doesn't like drinking shots of liquor.

Did he take them or he throw them out? No, we both took them. Yeah. You were all creeping on us from outside. We weren't creeping on you. I would get a text from Brett. You better take that. She's sitting outside with her sunglasses on.

The sun hurts my eyes. It's a concussion girl. God. We seriously, you need, she needs intervention. You need to go to Pittsburgh, get checked. I went to Pitt. Damn it. Penn State beat the piss out of people. I don't want to talk about it.

Shut up. What happened? Nothing. Cleaning out of town. Gamecox won. Penn State's pretty good now. Tennessee played this. We beat him last year, though.

The old sycamores. Tennessee played some school I've never heard of. Man, Indiana State. Sycamores. Yeah. Sycamores. What is a sycamore? No clue.

Tree. Hey, what do you think about teams that have like a name like hurricane? Like Miami? Like, yeah. Like, how can you have a name of something that's bad? Nothing is great about a hurricane. So why would you name your team? It's just something that you would fear.

A hurricane. It's something that you would fear. Like, why Gamecock? In this politically correct world that we live in, that's not okay. Are you asking the University of Miami to fight chickens, brother? They're not known to be nice animals. Yeah, they're not really. something you pet when you go up to.

So why would you name your team? So South Carolina, no longer does this, but South Carolina was known for fighting chickens. Sounds illegal and highly unethical. It was and it is. But we did it. They would literally take these roosters and put razor blades on their spurs. Yeah. That was a big thing.

That's awful. So that when they fought, they were slicing each other. Ass kicking chickens. It sounds like, like, what bothers me is the really lame ones, like the Syracuse Orange Men. No, you wear orange, duh. So you don't want animals or anything like that, but now you don't want colors. That one thought that was funny. Yeah.

Now you don't want colors. That one to stick their tongue out of us. It's a color. That's how lame it is. So what do you want to be? The Syracuse 2x4s. Syracuse Orange Men. That's not tough. It's actually just the orange now.

The fighting Irish. Who's the bea? Why they got to be fighting? Oregon State Yeah I like that name Oregon State Beaver Well it's been a real treat today

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You dumb ass Thanks to all the beavers Okay Beers everywhere Nice ones See y'all in Chicago. Peace. Out.

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