Door Bumper Clear - Blaney Fan Toaster Baths & Rowdy Fans Getting Lucky: Best of Reaction Theatre
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Called me Frat Freddy the other day in a group tech.
Or he just misspelled fat.
Either way, he can kiss my ass.
Let's fight, let's get it over with us.
Knock each other out and let's move on.
I think he's a whiny.
That's what I think.
Next thing you know, I got no firesuit on.
Routy Nation fans are getting lucky tonight.
You want to have gimmicks.
Let's go all out.
I would never, and here they come, never and like they never have before.
Right enough for you love them.
Hey, everybody, it's Freddie Kraft here.
Today we are presenting to you one of the things that makes door bumper clear the best show on the planet, you.
It's all the best calls and moments from Reaction Theater, where you guys call in, give us hell, make us laugh, and honestly just get it all out.
We had some incredible calls this year, and we can't wait for you to hear them all in one place.
Coming soon will be the best from the rest of the show.
Be on the lookout for that next week.
Enjoy.
I'm about that motherfuckin' run, Blaney.
Last the second.
It wasn't for that damn Kyle Bush.
He might have been able to done something, but, you know, it is what it is.
Old 12.
I'm going to win a lot of them this year.
You banked on that.
What did Kyle Bush do?
I like that guy.
Kyle didn't really do much.
I mean, we were lapping Kyle, and I think I was like half-carlinged back, like quarter-carlinked back into one, and he let Chase go.
And I'm like, all right, he's going to let me go.
And he turned to the bottom, we kind of hit a little bit.
But that's a passionate fan right there.
Tommy had a good stat on Kyle this morning in the group text.
What did you say?
He's already taking the lead of cautions, right?
He's a league leader of cautions.
He did it last year.
He's already leading the cautions and bringing out the caution.
His new nickname for me is Spin out Harry.
That's all he does lately is spin out all last year.
Just spin out Harry.
Spin out, Harry.
Great.
Now we get to hear all the f-te-sexuals choking down on cases.
Glizzy for the next two weeks.
It's going to be a long effing two weeks before today.
come up on fire.
That guy's not from dogs.
No, I don't think so.
He didn't sound the siren yesterday.
He's glizzy.
He's joking on his glizzy is nuts.
Yeah.
I just learned that
Gizzy is a hot dog.
Do you know that?
From my wife.
No.
Gizzy is a hot dog.
It's a...
What's on it?
No, just a hot dog.
It's just a hot dog.
It's a gizzy now.
That's like the kid's slang term
for hot dogs now.
They call him glizzies.
Yeah, I had no idea.
She's like, let's go get some glizzies.
I'm like, what are you talking about?
What is that?
She said that?
Yeah, when we first started dating, I had no idea.
It's like a Philly thing.
Yeah, she wanted a hot dog?
Yeah, she's talking. Yeah.
Gizzy.
There's nothing on it.
It doesn't happen.
Whatever you want to put it.
It's the same.
It's just them saying, hey, let's go get a hot dog.
They want a glizzy.
It's just another word for hot dog.
I thought it was like a Philly thing.
But that guy sounded like he was not from a man.
Somebody said that you want to go get a glizzy.
I would think it's going to cost money.
I would have seen.
Yeah, exactly.
Sounds like something you should.
It's going to cost money.
Yeah.
It just depends how much.
I thought it was going to cost more than $3.
Yeah, the one thing that I'm thinking about after this race
is how that punk-ass tie gives needed to be parked
after he had his little temper tantrum there.
You don't need to have him out there on the track anymore after that.
See, you guys.
The guy real calm at the UFC.
Yeah, that's how I'm talking to you.
I will be interesting to see, you know,
somebody near and dear to my heart got fine.
recently for running somebody over under yellow or after the race was over.
So I'll be interested to see if there's any punishment there.
I'm sure Bubbo will be leading the charge because I don't know.
I think that was a $50,000 deal.
We didn't, we just bumped wheels.
We didn't drive over the side of the guy or nothing.
That was after the race, right?
What's the difference?
Yeah, window and possibly window nets down.
Come on.
We hit the driver passenger side.
Yeah.
I want to know these folks who are leaving these voicemails.
Like, I want to see them in the moment.
You want to see what they look like?
No, just in the moment.
Like, are they on their car driving?
home and they're just calling in the parking lot still drinking beer in the bathtub
there's you there's there's some interesting ones i love this this is great there's no way
anybody could say that wasn't entertained tie gives parkoring a car denhouse more double birds
than danny at polka no the dillan brothers were buttoned foreheads for 10 last we got to go back
we got to come playing win the five
because every time you're on TV, my girl gets frisky.
I'm going to try to help you get lucky at that Sunday night, bud.
That's awesome.
The Dylan thing was killing me because they just continued to fuck each other.
Like they were running second and third.
Austin goes in there, kind of misses the corner, blows him up the racetrack.
Then somebody goes by both of them.
And then they, I'm like, if you guys would just let each other go, you might be having a shot at this thing.
It just, they don't know anybody.
It just drives me crazy watching these drivers do this.
It just they don't know, they don't know any better.
I was wondering how the 10 got tore up.
That was before I pulled off, so I didn't know what happened.
Yeah, he was leading.
And then I think Ty got him, Ty Gibbs.
And then he was second.
And maybe it was a restart even.
Like, Austin got underneath him and then just kind of bombed it into three and washed up the racetrack.
And I forget who was like, Zane or somebody went by both of them.
And then they just continued to run into each other and just lose spots.
I was like, what the fuck the guy's doing?
Oh, we get songs too.
I guess songs?
Oh, yeah.
What's up, BBC?
We're alive in the late-night mix.
Right after the booming gray race.
This is the next jazz jam.
Close out for my man.
I was staring in a space on NASCAR Foxman.
Chase Elliott won that race last night.
You're going to have a long ride home.
This one for you, whoever you are, man.
That guy needs a radio show.
I thought it was Barry White for a second.
Did you see that?
video of the guy, there's a guy, like, they
cut, they, interviewing Chains, had the races over and they
cut to, like, just a random chase man, and the guy is
either annihilated or just oblivious
way, he's just like, just out here
like, just out of it, completely out of it.
He was just, yeah, he was so excited.
He just went catonic.
I'm watching this bullshit right now,
and if Hostavar
is in any top three
NASCAR series by next year,
I ain't watching no more.
This kid was terrible.
and trucks and he ain't any better and
tough. He's wrecking everybody and running
through the whole field. This guy
sucks. Had you disguised
your voice like that?
Was that Luke?
No, I mean
He's not far off. I mean, I think
he's got a lot of talent.
I think he just needs to
someone needs to
teach him how to harness it and
do the right things with it. I mean,
that car, I said it earlier, that car was
really, really good.
He just needs to learn how to pass without running into people.
He does it on the big tracks, too, a mile and a half.
He just, I just don't understand.
I shake my head on some of these guys.
They're in the race watching these guys.
I'm like, why? Why?
Yeah.
Oh, man, those are great.
As a Cato Bush fan, I'm not surprised that it took all of 20 laps before I got the toaster in the bathtub ready.
It's going to be a long year.
It's going to be a long year.
I'm going to save this number.
Which one?
The call in the number.
And I...
You call in every week.
I'm going to see if I call in.
I'm going to see if you guys will know if it's me or not.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm going to put a voice on and everything.
Do it after a win when it's about five in the morning.
Yeah.
Hey!
I think the jazz intro one was...
Yeah.
Well, I guess I owe you guys a lot of respect.
I always thought you motherfuck...
stood up there and didn't do
but according to Chris
right you guys must tell them
when to pit,
when to slow down,
when to turn left,
when to turn right,
when to shift,
when to do everything,
apparently.
When I,
for one,
this was the wildest thing
I think I've ever seen.
I remember Corey doing this similar.
Like I remember he like got on the brakes
and got on the splitter
and slid and it was a,
I think it was a cup race.
This is five,
six years ago.
But this guy,
I remember that.
I did like at least at that point
I think Corey was trying to slow down
and just got on the splitter
and could,
didn't slow down.
When I saw these guys come off a four, because we were in a single car pack and I was kind of hoping for a yellow.
And I saw them come off a four and my man started just, he was hauling ass.
And I was like, oh my God.
So did he have a break failure?
No.
So according to some people on the roof, like he blamed it on the spotter, which I don't know.
I mean, I know I gave you Smithley, Kansas type deal.
I know I gave you a mark to use.
But I don't think his bottom missed a mark by 600 feet or whatever it was.
the rumor I heard was he wasn't supposed to be pitting.
He wasn't even coming to Piddle.
Like they weren't calling him to Pid Road.
But the entire field in front of him turned down the hill.
And I don't know if he just got lost and started following these guys and was like,
holy, they're slowing down.
And I'm not.
And he, it was, do you see the replay of it?
I mean, I don't know.
Like, it was.
You didn't see the replay?
No, I'm just shaking my head.
I don't know.
I mean, it was incredible.
I've never seen anything like it.
And to get out and blame, like, I think he just, I think he just royally up and didn't realize.
Spotters are the easiest to blend.
They're so far away.
You guys can't defend yourselves up there.
For me, the one thing I will say is whatever they built a 91 car out of was, I don't know, like.
Steel apparently.
It was, he hit that car so hard.
He's flying through the air, spun around.
And the NASCAR came on the radio and they like, we got to put a transponder back on the 91.
I'm like, a f***er transponder.
You can need a rear clip on the 91 probably.
And sure enough, he just went driving by like nothing happened.
He just went underneath the end.
He must have just went underneath him and jacked him up.
He blew the quarter panel off a true exus car.
Here he comes.
Pow!
Like, how's that 91 car, not just wrecked?
Wow, that's impressive.
Oh, God.
God, dude.
He don't lock up until it's pretty late when he locks up.
I think he was trying to get to the line good.
He was P1 entry.
Look at him coming.
He's a hundred back.
Dude, to be honest with you, this has nothing on the 40 car in that wreck that we watched earlier.
Oh, man.
That's nuts.
A little bit of right rear body damage and transponder apparently.
He's good.
I think he just lost his bearings.
Yeah.
And his roadmap.
Oh, goodness.
That's brutal.
All right.
And tell you what, I'm a proud Chase sexual and I'm sick and tired of Ricky Spinnhouse and Joey LaGano going for the smart.
The smallest Pekker Award
on who can wreck everybody
and Chase getting caught up in the mix.
Shout out Ryan Priest.
What was his first thing?
He's a Chase sexual.
Well, they call in, the Chase fans call themselves Chase Sexuals on.
Jesus.
Yeah, that was interesting.
I mean, you talk about putting two guys in a spot where there.
Nobody's going to give an answer.
It's Ricky and Joey.
And we were behind the 22 and in front of the 47.
pointing to race and I was like, oh,
here we go.
Well, I'll tell you what, I feel bad for Joey LaGaille's old lady.
Oh, no.
That boys get up shoved in there whether there's a hole or not.
Jeez.
Ouch.
Ew.
Next call.
No comment on that.
Next.
Hard to believe another super speedway race in the same two needle
get into a pissing coffee test and take out the whole field with 15 laps to go.
If I were Kyle,
I would go pull out every one of Joe Adano's hair plugs and put Ricky St.
House in the world's biggest headlock.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
We've got some angry folks.
At least if he's a needle,
it's probably not going to hurt if you shoving it.
All right,
go ahead.
Next talk.
How about that?
23.
Man, I've been waiting so long to see Bubba get a dual win.
And, ah, it's just, it's one of them things.
It's so good.
Bada, blah, blah, blah.
I'm loving it.
Thanks, pal.
Appreciate that.
That was a good night.
Yeah, that was a...
We blew our load on Sundays, so...
That was a good start.
Freddie did.
You did.
Yeah, you were fine.
You were just listening.
Yeah, that's right.
First time ever.
Next time, don't listen.
Yeah.
Well, there you have it with Ricky Stunhouse.
That guy couldn't drive a finger up his butt with somebody holding his wrist.
Wait, wait, wait.
Couldn't drive a finger up his own butt with somebody hold...
I don't think I could do that.
than his wrist.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't think.
I don't have to, the physics of that is not making it.
I'm not going to find out.
On next week's episode, BBC, demonstrations.
Stenhouse, are you available on my day?
We got to do this.
I think I'm sick next week.
You will be.
William Byron, back to back, Daytona, 500 winner.
You know it, baby.
My wife's on her period, so I'm going to go get me a foot job.
What are you guys come off with this stuff?
What are you?
I mean,
are these the best ones you can find?
Dale is going to be pissed at this episode.
I told Bubba last night,
I said,
at the end of that,
I made like three wrong calls,
but at the end of the day,
the guy that I chose to cover
won the f***ing race.
When you said that,
I was like,
I went to bed.
I was like,
is right, true.
Yeah.
Cover the 24.
Look who won the race.
At the end of the day,
I mean, though,
you wouldn't have known
after that fact,
what would happen. No, yeah. That's what I'm saying.
The way, even like what I think is the bigger call,
the biggest mistake I made last night, I think,
was not covering a Penske cars. And they both got wiped out.
So I think that it's, it's all circumstantial.
That's like I put, I put in my debrief.
Like, we got fixated on 24, but this comes down the,
down to the what could have been if we did.
Like we could have been called up in a rock.
We should have took the higher percentage move and hoped for the best.
That's, you know.
But what's crazy is I went back because I was like, oh, the 24 one.
Oh, damn, Tyler finished.
second. They were like
12th and 13th in line. Yeah.
Man, am I glad that I've got
a big ass TV so I can watch
this whole race on side by side.
Commercial thing is getting ridiculous.
So I saw a stat, and you guys
don't have to tell me, because obviously I wasn't watching on TV, but
they said, like, there was only
18 minutes of
full-screen commercials last night versus
46 minutes last year.
So, I mean, that's a, and
like, does it really matter if you, like, are you
watching a commercial side by side
for what is going to be a minute and a half,
two minutes? You know, is that really going to ruin
your racing, watching, viewing experience?
Because, I mean, I'd much rather that than
go to a full screen commercial every, you know, 20
laps or whatever it is. So are they complaining about
side? He said, I bought this big TV to watch after it.
Oh, I see, I see. But like
so he wants to bring commercials.
I don't know. No, he just doesn't want commercials.
He just wants to. He's just complaining.
He just, this is like a perfect example of. You're never
going to make everybody happy. Like, they go.
to more side-by-side commercials where you're not missing anything and people still
I think Carson has a quote for people like that is just a whiny little borgie he is a
whiny little bit of panic when whiny little bit was looking pretty good at some way not one bit
I was back there in P 38th with Wobblers for SBG and I was pulling hard for
I'm like yes please get it done this is where you guys have me misunderstood I would have
been happy for him. I just think
he's a whiny b-but I separate that from
everything else. He's a nice guy. He's a nice
guy. He's just whiny. Even during the race,
she said it on our group text. No, I did
not. That was Alex.
No, no. Oh, well, somebody said it and I said, well, at least
he has a plane ride home.
And that was true. And that was true. You know I almost
said that at the beginning? Because you were like, I had two
plane rides and then I had a motor home.
I can't say it.
Poor you. Poor you. Yeah, poor you.
Nothing. If the shoe fits.
Lace have to be it up and wear it
Look, I am who I am I don't care
You don't have a choice
Love that, true
Don't wait me hanging
Yeah
Carlson Hosovar at the end of that race
Was like when you do something
Stupid in school
And get chewed out by your teacher
Then get tewed out by your mom
Once you pick you up
Then get chewed out by your dad
When he gets home
Everybody was tapping that ass
Can you say everybody was
Tapping that ass what he said
I don't think that
We might have to visit
that slang section again and see if that's what
that means. You know what that means?
Tap in that ass? Don't answer that. Just say no.
Ryan, shout out, Ryan McGee. Ryan McGee
had the tweet of the night, I thought. Like the movie Airplane.
You remember the movie Airplane where they're like, I forget, like, somebody's
freaking out in the chair and they just all walk up and like shake him and slap me
the face. He's like, this is Carson-Kosevar after the race. So we're just a line of people
slapping him in the face. Spot on. Spot on. Spot on again.
in my weekend, though, me and my buddy at the bar Friday night, some fireball shots.
I hear a very, very distinguished voice.
I look over.
It's fucking Tommy Baldwin over.
chilling.
I was like, hey, I told him.
I was like, hey, I'm going to leave a message for you.
It's fat Thor.
Nice to meet you.
I tweeted the picture of us and Freddie helped me get the most views I've ever had.
Those two boys were big boys.
And they were sitting and he was yapping, man.
I mean, you can tell it.
The whole bar knew his whole life story.
And, yeah, they were fun.
Fun to listen to them.
I gave a piece of advice.
I said, if I was you, I'd get the hell out of there as soon as possible because Tommy will stick you with the Buhn Bill.
I've been there before.
You better leave right now.
It's a reason why I stick all of you guys with the bill.
Yeah, I think we probably.
It's probably just working off a tab.
Yep.
Man, these commercials are getting out of fucking hands.
I'm out of fucking alcohol.
And we ain't even halfway through to
Holy
I'm in I'm watching a goddamn
Subway commercial right now and I don't even
walk the fucking Subway.
Alex, is they?
How do you disguise your voice like that?
That's pretty good.
They got him to say Subway though.
It's true.
Hey, that's it.
Guess the commercial worked.
Well, when you got Ross Chastain
giving you advice after the race,
you know you're f***ed up.
Go 12.
Go 12.
Go 12.
Go 12, that's definitely...
Do you think Ross has calmed down?
Have you seen a different Ross?
Ever since that Darlington deal
where Rick Hendrick called him out in their press conference.
I don't know what happened behind the scenes at Chevy or whatnot,
but ever since that day, I feel like he's been way more team.
Do you see that on the racetrack?
Yeah, 100%.
So he's comfortable, more comfortable to race around.
Yeah.
So you can do it if you want to, right?
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, you could do it if you want it.
But if you have a s, you got to block his ass.
But.
Yeah, and where are you f*** out?
I feel like before Ross was running a lot,
lot better, too, before he calmed down.
You know, so it's a...
It's a double-edged sword.
Double-edged sword.
This year?
Me had Said.
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Oh,
motherfucked goshberry.
That's what happens when you make it to the top.
I'm tailing her work.
Ain't that right, Mr. Baldwin?
Hey, person.
I saw Bill Belchick
with his girlfriend. I'm not too old
for you. Hit me up with them DMs, girl.
So now it's changed.
You were DMing the fans last week
and how they want you to get in there.
Just for the record, that's, I did not.
I don't believe you.
I'm sure. It's funny that
everyone's like daddy's money and the kids are spoiled and stuff.
I mean, I keep telling everybody, hang out with me for a week.
You work as hard as I do.
Yeah.
Oh, listen, I'll be the first of admit.
Your kids are not spoiled.
Yeah.
They're punk.
I have to send them money.
That's how unspoiled they are.
Yeah, what happened last week?
I forget where the hell we were.
No, this was, I'm talking about it.
The other day.
Last week, didn't he text you guys?
He texted me asking for my.
but I didn't give him to it this time.
He,
but where'd the hell?
Where'd you go?
Punicana?
Yeah.
Poonicana, Jack's like, hey, send me money.
I'm gambling.
I need gambling money.
So I'm like, how you doing?
He's like, I'm down 800.
Oh, no, I'm up a thousand or something.
I said, so why the hell you need my money?
I just figured if I told you I lost everything, you wouldn't send it to me.
So I said, how are you doing?
He's like, I'm down a bunch.
I'm like, now I'm not going to send it to you because you lost.
Yeah, but you send it to me and Dougie send it to him some money.
And guess what happened?
he lost all of it.
So then he texted the other day.
He's like, he said something about going back.
He's like, you get me to game before you again, a Puttacano or whatever?
Is he going on vacation or something?
They went on spring break.
So he, Beth was the only chaperone.
Beth was the chaperone of 15 boys spring break.
That's exciting.
Yeah.
I said, no, we're going to Vegas.
We can lose all our own money on ourselves.
We need your help this week.
At the vacation, his kids were asking everybody for money.
They actually came home with more money than everybody.
everybody else. That's how they do it.
They don't spend it. They just take it and don't spend it.
They're baldwins. What do you expect?
Totally barred racing.
Mother!
They can't keep their damn wheels on today.
I was on good track
to get me some ass tonight,
but Kyle Busch's crew
went and didn't put the plug
on right, and now I'm
going to be lucky. I get to touch your shit.
Soft tires.
in a short track.
Denny back in Victory Lane,
I guess he liked
soft and short,
just like my old lady.
I literally don't even like it.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, my God.
Does Cendridge's ass
look like
blimpy?
What a cartoon,
high-pitched mother-
Fri.
All right.
Big Ford guy,
right there.
I didn't even know who, what is that, Blimpy, Blinky.
What is it?
I saw a picture of it.
Somebody said it, and Austin does look exactly.
Blippy.
Blippy.
He looks exactly like this guy.
They may as well just rename this Talladega race to Mia Khalifa 500 for how much this
and it sucked.
Where's the toasted?
Oh, boy.
It's funny that everybody knows who she is.
Who doesn't?
Who?
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Explain.
No, I don't know.
Tommy definitely doesn't.
I don't pay attention.
Ask your kids.
There's no chance.
Ask your kids do.
When you go home, ask them who she is.
Right in front of the best while you're at.
No.
No, you just got back in good graces.
She just started talking to me again.
God, can I get a mixed sandwich with some mixed mayonnaise and a mixed
cheese?
Goateeatheed.
God dear, son of a.
Who needs therapy when you have reaction later?
Blaney fans.
We have a lot of Blaney fans around here.
I feel a lot more normal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Turns out the whole fan base just like us.
Come on, Fox.
What's up with today?
I went and got my snacks, my drink.
Sit down.
I wanted to watch four hours of straight commercials.
What do you all keep doing?
Keep putting this dumb NASCAR race right in middle of my commercials.
Bro, two Wendy's commercials with under eight to go.
I may never have a fakingator ever again.
I can give a double
list about a cheeseburger
when we're at Caledaca
with under 10 to go.
I'm stealing that.
Well, that's what I was getting ready to say.
Like, you know, they can go to commercial
because nothing's going to happen.
Nothing's happening.
Once we're a 2x 2 with 10 to go,
nobody's going anywhere.
It's whoever pays the most for those spots
because everybody's going to tune in at the end
for the action that doesn't happen.
And I think that it was, I think it was,
it wasn't full screen.
I don't know who watched it.
I think it was still a side-by-side commercial.
So it wasn't like it was gone.
Yeah, there's just, there's nothing.
They know, they're smart enough to know that, well, when they're two by two like this with 10 to go,
they're just going to stay like this until maybe something happens on the last lap,
somebody spins somebody out.
But, yeah, there's, I promise you, you weren't going to miss much.
Well, son of a, I swear to God, and the damn, the damn, the wife tells me,
well, honey, if Kyle Busch will win the race, I'd give you a little something, something to night.
Damn!
Yeah, I mean, I'm just going to come out and say, Kyle,
if you don't get back in Victory Lane soon,
I'm probably never going to see sexual relations with my wife again.
Please help me.
Is that the same guy?
Just a different voice?
He's having problems, man.
I mean, did you know what was weighing on this next week?
And I bet you that's the first thing you're going to think about the next time.
Yeah, my man's getting laid.
Shout out to all those DVC pairs.
fans are getting lucky tonight.
Hell yeah, let's do it.
Four Routy Nation.
Four Routy Nations.
You got blue balls.
Everyone's hurting, you better win a race.
No kidding.
You know how much pressure you're on?
Yeah.
I wonder how they feel about Millbridge.
Can I get a little something from Milbridge?
Can we bring SRX back?
I went two for two in that one.
I got a question for all the
Chase sexuals.
Who are y'all going to
beg to get fired this week.
You wanted Alan Guston to get fired last week.
You want Hendren Motors to fire the f***ick through this week.
What you're going to cry about this week?
I was thinking about that yesterday because we just talked about it.
We had Rodney here last week.
We were talking about it.
When he was coming on, everybody was lighting my DMs up about tell Rodney to take
off the nine deal.
And I'm like, Alan's pretty good.
I don't know if you really want to best with it.
And sure enough, he changes up there leading the race, checking out.
and then I looked at
and he was whatever,
15th or Sandra Pistop.
I was like,
oh man,
they're going to be lit up
now they want the whole
group fired.
Oh, yeah.
Get rid of them all.
The old chase sexuals.
They're,
we haven't heard from them
in a while.
Man,
they got to get old Clint Boyer
out of this booth.
It's not because he can't announce.
It's because every time
he starts talking about somebody,
they hit that damn wall.
That's the announcer's curse.
I see him.
He'd get KB last week.
That was Harvick,
though.
Harvick did it got KB the week before.
As he was like,
as he was talking about him.
Yeah,
He was like, he's hungry right now.
He's going for it.
But bam.
Oh, no.
I've seen Dirty Moe tweeted yesterday.
Clint, who'd, the butcher called Kyle Arson, Kyle Butch or something like that?
Yeah, that's good.
I think Dalton tweeted that.
That's a good tweet.
Typical Clint.
We could have a what-a-should show or just for Clint every week, I'd imagine.
But, yeah, good old Clint.
Hey, this is James.
I'm down here on pit road at Kansas Speedway after the race.
Ran into Freddie Craft in the elevator.
and I got to say, these fans are way too hard on him.
He's not that fat.
Thanks.
Somebody tweeted every last week.
That was a nice thing to say.
I took a picture with some guys from the dirt track a couple weeks ago,
and I actually didn't look super fat for some reason.
And some guys like, what do you want, OZepic?
I said, if I am, it's not working.
Oh, my God.
Not the OZimic allegations.
I feel like OZIPX has to garage right now.
It seems like it.
It's running through it.
You can see.
It's an epidemic.
You start losing your butt when you use OZMPIC.
You start seeing these people with no butts.
you're taking acetyl.
That's how you spot them.
You had no acetyl.
That's how you can spot them.
For all those at home, they want to keep track of their friends.
Your ass suddenly disappears.
It's an Olympic.
This next one, I will give a crisp $100
to anyone who can tell me what he's saying.
We need subtitles.
God damn, freaking Nate.
Catch the damn breaks.
Like, frick freaking Kirkwink.
One turn with the him.
I got the end.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know who he was talking about.
He said Kurt.
I thought he said Kurt too.
Maybe it was Kurt.
Kurt Bush?
He might have been racing somewhere.
Tommy tried to pick him in the picks a couple weeks ago.
Yeah, he did.
Yeah, he did.
He's like, I'll take Kurt Bush.
I said, I don't think he's got it.
That's here he got.
With the first draft for pick and the NFL draft, we, Tommy chooses Troy Aikman.
I should have picked them last week how my pick was this week.
Yeah, we all sucked this week.
Was that it or we got more?
We have one more.
and this is from a fan apologizing to Austin Dillon.
Austin Dillon back in 2019 at a golf outing in Delaware
before the Dover race.
I met you in a bathroom at the golf outing.
And I said, holy shit, it's Austin Dillon.
And you are so kind for a guy trying to talk to you
with you know what in his hand.
Didn't want to apologize for that for six years.
Yeah, those bathroom meetings are always great.
Yeah, a little awkward.
Yeah, I was at a pilot.
flying Jay and the guy, I'm peeing and he's looking at me and he's going, are you, uh, I'm like,
yeah.
And like, I'll wash my hands.
I'll take a picture with you.
It's always the ones that reach right before you even get to wash your hands.
I was like, all right, man.
You're a true fan, brother.
I actually did that yesterday.
I was in, I went in the bathroom and our old Jackman is on 35 now, I think.
and he was walking towards
and he just finished
why I'm like,
what's up George?
Oh,
actually no,
let's not do that.
The heat is a battle.
Yeah,
just lose your mind a little bit.
We're in stage one here.
You know us,
Kyle Busch fans,
we just went to lap down.
We're just distraught
because we're not getting anything.
But then,
none other than Tommy,
Tommy's driver,
brings out the caution.
So Tommy,
we want to appreciate you
for putting us maybe back in the game here.
We got a long ways to go,
but we're holding off hope.
Yeah, we helped a lot of people there.
That's awful nice.
You were looking out for Routing Nation.
You're feeling generous yesterday.
Oh, my God.
I cannot believe we freaking won that race.
That was my favorite finish of Kansas of all time
I've ever seen in my life.
Holy crap.
Thank you, Dennis, for giving us that one day, baby.
Yeah?
Yeah, I'm not sure employee appreciation day.
is going to have the same taste to it this year at 2311.
Freddie, I know you have to kiss his ass, but God,
you could have helped your boy win.
Yeah, he could have.
I never expected him to.
If you race with Danny long enough, you know Denny is racing for Denny at all times.
Anybody, what would you do?
I, like I said, it reminded me of.
We were leading that race at Daytona and coming to the checker, Ross kind of wiped us out.
And I was like, yeah, I've been here before.
And, you know, at the end of the day, this is, I've always said for myself, really what I care about is going back to my race team and them looking at me and knowing I gave everything I had.
That's all I care about.
Like if whether it's good or bad, I'm pissed off or I'm happy, like the last thing I ever want, anybody that's working with me, be like, yeah, I just don't think he cared that much.
He didn't, he didn't put an effort into it.
If I'm Denny's crew chief.
Yeah.
And I work as many hours as he does.
And I seen him laying off and not trying to pass a 23 to win.
I am pissed.
Yeah.
I told Lambert on the plane last night because we didn't always end up sitting next to each other.
I said it's almost like, I don't even know, like reverse favoritism.
Like he has to put the extra effort in racing us because if he doesn't, like if he goes in there and races easier with Larson or L.E.
He doesn't do that.
He's not going to.
But I'm just saying, like he like if he goes.
in there and misses the corner or
doesn't do what that, you know, it's, but he has
to show that he's racing us,
specifically us to the 45 to 35,
specifically that he's not cutting
us a break because for that reason, like, he
has to answer to everybody in that
building that he drives for. So, you know, it's,
it was not unexpected by any
means. Finally, you
figure it. Hello. Termit the
frog here. It seems
only fitting that today's
letter is A for
which is inevitably what you become when you fence a car that you own
that is in a must-win situation going into the Oval.
Then he's going to have a hell of the time on social media this week.
Good thing he probably doesn't get a fun.
The timing is just impeccable for him too.
Like, after all the shit that happened last week,
talking about how hard the 54 is racing him and stuff.
And then he just kind of cleans us out.
For the win. Again, it's for the win.
It's not for 14.
I know that.
I'm not. I know, but you keep bringing that up.
It's a different situation.
I brought it up because I told you earlier that 23 is going to be hard to pass no matter what position it is.
And that's fine.
But the, you know, I'm saying, the lovely fans on social media that are always so objective are going to bring that up multiple times this week.
Keyboard worries.
Job, Denny, keep it up.
You put the million team.
What's going to work?
Team work. What's going to work?
Team work.
Good job, Danny. Two for two, baby. Going for the cycle.
I mean, if you think about it was, what, five Toyotas in the top five?
Taking the white flag.
The last restart was top five was all Toyotas.
I know the top four was at least Toyota's taking the white.
Good execution. Excellent.
I listen to Gluck and Jordan and they're like, you could say they choked.
but who are you going to say did something wrong?
You know, like who didn't, who made the mistake?
Nobody, everybody was just going for the win.
Maybe those four tires.
Yeah.
That's what made.
And they were right.
They said the mistake was made when Danny, you know, had a bad pit stop.
Yeah.
You know, that was the mistake because if he's back on the front row, he probably continues to have control of the race with one of the best cars.
You know, we don't, maybe he just gets away and we don't have this bottle up at the end of the race.
but blame Bristol.
Yeah, that's it.
That's what they said.
Yep.
All right, last one.
I ain't even a line.
If I was Bobba Wallace, I would call OSHA.
That was just work violence right there.
Especially against the boss man.
Come on, Denny.
That was where I was at.
At the end of the race, I was like, God.
Danny, but you just think about it for a second.
You're like, what?
He wasn't, I knew that was coming.
More important question.
What does MJ say?
that's that's you know that's the one conversation I'd love to hear like MJ or Curtis
you know like I just want MJ yeah like yeah I don't know what he would have to say
that'll be a conversation for them to I'm sure but yeah I that was that was something I thought
about on the plane last night I wonder how he reacts I don't know if he was there yesterday or not
he's been at every playoff righter oh yeah he's at the writer cut probably um yeah so yeah that'll
that'll be an interesting I'm sure we'll never hear anything about it but you're not bringing
mj on the show maybe he's been invited but
For some reason, he hasn't taken a step long.
It was MJ or AJ, and I went AJ.
It was earlier in your phone index.
You'll get to MJ.
I couldn't scroll all the way down last night.
I was too distraught.
We got about 150, 100.
Good.
We came back up in there.
How many good ones?
That's a different story.
There was one guy, you know, everyone's about Ligano.
And then one guy called in this morning.
He's like, you know what?
I'm going to say it because no one else did.
Joey Lugano.
And that's what I'm sure.
Everyone else is saying, guys.
Why didn't you play that on reaction TV?
Because it wasn't a good call.
We're getting ready to play 10 of those same calls, probably.
I should have called in on Saturday.
What, you drunk, Sig?
Yeah.
Slice bread.
He can't even make a fias sandwich.
He can't even hold his jock strap.
Put North of Wilkesboro on the regular schedule.
I think he's having a drunk sig.
Yeah.
Whoever that guy was.
he said that
Carson, you remember me out there in the fire?
Howard Carson
Drunk singing.
Did he?
Mark Reds.
I think he said that Joey couldn't hold his own jockstrap.
I mean,
I'm pretty sure you can hold your own.
That is what he said.
This next message is for Carson.
Oh, great.
Oh, boy.
Drunk sing.
I was just curious if we could change the title sponsor
of the Licking Windows 100 to go bowling.
Because what the f*** was that first five left?
Anyway,
it's a good opportunity.
Go bowling.
Go bowling 100.
Carson just put a pitch out there for goal bowling.
I'll actually hit him up this afternoon when I get back to my desk.
Just send them some videos.
Look at how good we do.
Literally marketing in motion.
Oh, boy.
God dang, boys.
For a minute I thought old Derek and Kyle were going to get Rowdy Nation lucky tonight.
I was about to bust.
I'll tell you what.
Y'all better get on it.
I don't know if you listen to the Kyle episode
But there's a lot riding
I did
There's a lot riding on you guys winning
Yeah
A couple of people are
A lot of stress
A lot of stress
Another rough week for Routy Nation
Yeah
Was it rough
Yeah
I don't know if you guys
Maybe you get a little
Maybe a little something
For leading a lap you think
I mean
Hell I don't know
Maybe a little grab ass
Something
We're trying
You remember the guy with the crying baby
You called in last week
Yeah
He called in again
Oh boy
Baby's still crying
you boys are happy
when you boys
in miscarcion
you hear that
that's complete
silence
and you know why
because my baby boy
is happy as hell
that that son of a
gillian legano lost this race
I was wondering
where that was going
so last week
a couple weeks ago he called in
the baby was hysterical crying
and he's trying to yell over
he's like you hear that
my baby's crying
because legano won
he's like damn you
legano my baby's crying
that's awesome
so now the baby's
Congrats to a good night's sleep for the baby.
Come on, baby.
KFB, Kyle Busch, top five to end of year.
Son, if you got you a girl, hey, that's good enough.
It is.
But son, you're going to get you some to not.
Come on, Kyle Busch.
Let's open it up.
Let's open it up.
Kyle Busch fans, it's game on.
Top five, we're giving it to you.
Next year reset, though, he's got to win.
It's an early Christmas president from DVC.
I think Kyle will agree.
He don't want his fans to go drive.
all winter long.
Let's sing it together.
If you're happy Joe
we're out and clapped her hands.
If you're happy Joe without
then clop your hand.
If that voice makes you sick,
if you hate annoying,
if you're happy Joe
without them clap your hands.
Hey, I just want to say
that cotton is a real babe.
Now, if he just got
smashing that 77 car
in the back of everybody else,
it'd be real.
something. You know what I mean?
I was like, me?
That might be the best calling call.
Oh, yeah. Not me.
Not me.
I was like, wow.
Carson, sorry.
Carson was like, oh, nice.
And then he stopped smashing that 70s.
That was perfect.
That's my, maybe my new favorite call.
Yeah.
I got to be quiet because I'm a pilot and I got a painful pastures right now.
But I just watched that.
Rape, the endings?
What the,
Fannie hammered?
You hit the belt.
The seatbelt side is now on.
Yeah.
We're the beginning on descent, folks.
I like to know where it was flying.
I thought that was at a time.
I could tell you one thing.
I could be watching a snail race.
And if Lee Diffy was calling it,
I would be at the edge of my feet.
That's a fact.
I didn't know you had family that listened.
That was my cousin.
He didn't have an accent.
Hey, I've got to tell all my fellow Kyle Bush fans, y'all are doing it wrong.
Y'all are waiting to get some until he wins.
In my house, we do it every time he spins out.
I got to tell you all this guy's getting late all the second.
I'm exhausted.
I'm exhausted.
I just, I go back to what we were talking about earlier.
You're talking about one of the greatest drivers in the history of the
sport and I feel for him, you know, like, and, you know, he's had his moments in the sport where
certainly wasn't, you know, winning any popularity contest, but I feel for him because it's tough
to watch and he came so close multiple times last year. He's had some moments this year, but,
hey, I think I always like to try and spin the positive, you know, and spin it forward and I think
it's going to make that day, because I do believe he's going to win again. Absolutely. And it's going to
make that day really, really special.
The guy didn't forget how to drive a race car.
No, of course not. Of course not.
Oh.
Wow.
Carl Penny.
There's no worse.
There's no worse.
Sunday night after a hometown race, Freddy's got a big old frown on his face.
Another year, another chase dream died.
Times like these is one place to go.
As every DBC fan knows.
need an excuse,
you'll need a reason why.
There's more people.
I never know what's going to happen here,
but it usually all starts
with a beer.
Pretty soon it's well past time to go home.
That's accurate.
I'm not sure how much we drank,
but it was a lot.
Sure, I'll do one more fireball shot.
Freddy's missing.
Whereabouts are known?
Check big owls.
This sounds like some inside information.
Yeah, I mean, they know.
I mean, we talked about it at Lake thought of here.
We were there, me and Tom, we were there last night.
Yeah, they didn't invite me.
Well, we didn't want to see you last night.
Oh, okay, cool.
Andrew, can you send me that?
Yeah, we need to send that to Kyle.
It's on YouTube, too.
So I just need that in my playlist.
No shit.
It was very accurate.
And I was frowning, and I got the big aisles last night.
And it changed my...
Turn that frown upside out.
Turns my day around for me, so...
Big thanks to Lee for sending that song in.
Lee?
Not you,
Lee.
How did you change your voice like that?
I didn't get a hint of an accent
there at all.
Oh my gosh.
I'm saying you're playing NASCAR 25
and this game's pretty
realistic.
T.J. Major says clear.
I go clear up and there's a
car there and I
f***ing crash.
Don't worry.
It happens to Brad all the time.
You got something in comment.
Well, I'll be damn.
Old Dennis Hamlin got number 60.
Boy, it's even better.
Broughty-Nation.
top 10 things.
So that's good enough
as a win, so we're getting waiting tonight.
And new Blaney fans,
go ahead and get your toaster ready.
We'll see y'all at David next week, boys.
These are some great accent.
Oh.
I like that.
You, Freddie Crabb, get a hold of all your spotters up there.
Get on to tell the guy that he's putting down low.
You know, hey, slow up a little bit.
Dang, what's wrong with you, Prady?
That was my fault.
The poor guy was standing a couple to my right,
You could have helped, right?
Yeah, I could have just, I should have went down there.
If he would have told me that they were pinning, I would have went and told Brandon, but he didn't mention it to me.
Let's go.
Mr. Dennis James Hamlin gets win number 60, and I get to 69 my wife.
Jesus.
Did we ever talk about that?
Our fan base is, I didn't realize how much sex was involved in NASCAR.
I didn't realize how many relationships were directly as affected by the results of these races.
as there are in Reaction Theater.
I didn't, I don't know.
Growing up, I didn't have, I mean, before I got in the cup race
and I should have gotten a better plan with Meg,
I should have picked a better driver or something.
I need a favorite driver.
If I could have realized that if you get late,
if your driver wins races,
I would have picked different drivers.
All right, here's my last one.
Big house.
Oh, God, we're back at big house.
Tommy walks in from a race of north.
Flow racing showed there's some back and forth.
Fire suits ruffled, tempers they did flare.
No, Tommy just wants a piece in Zen.
A couple of drinks, yeah, with his friends.
Someone calls him Tommy Francified with his aunt from there.
Never know what's going to happen here.
Big house.
But it usually starts with a beer.
Big house.
White is calling in.
It's well past time to go home.
I'm not sure how much we drank, but it was a lot.
Big Al.
Of course I'll do a Yeager shot.
Tommy's missing.
Whereabouts unknown.
Big Al's Carson, she just falls and staying.
We're still going.
Because there's a line of DBC fans there trying to be her date.
Big Al's.
Do you guys typically get?
Yeah.
This is a repeat of last week.
I got one about me from Big Al's last week.
So we got to start charging Big Al's for at least get us some pre-drinks.
Yeah.
So we have had a string of very talented callers calling with songs.
And we had one guy that actually got a job here for a little while.
He was putting raps together every Sunday night and calling in before we did the podcast on Monday mornings that were unbelievably.
I don't know where he disappeared to.
But if you're still out there.
You have that type of shit in a podcast?
We do not.
You don't have the word
I know that.
I'm going to go out of the live
and say open up the call lines
for the NASCAR podcast.
Probably a bad idea.
Do you have a number we can call out?
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