Door Bumper Clear - DBC's Best of 2024 Reaction Theatre

Episode Date: December 18, 2024

The episode you've been waiting all offseason for, an hour-long compilation of the wackiest and wildest Reaction Theatre calls sent in by our fans from the 2024 season. We've hand-picked the best ones from the 4,000+ calls we received throughout the year. Reminisce the best moments, including: debating why Joel Edmonds isn't married and why Brett blocks so many people on Twitter. Plus, you'll hear songs about bees and brawls, angry Alex Bowman and Austin Dillon fans, and the best Leigh Diffey impressions. Thanks to our fans for another great year of DBC, see y'all next season! Want more DBC? Check out and subscribe to the new DBC YouTube channel! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What's up, DBC fans? I hope everybody's been having a great offseason. I know I sure have as long as you don't count all the money I lost in Vegas. Listen, Dirty Mo's been putting out some great content all off season. You can be on the lookout for that. And to wrap up our 2024 DBC season, we're going to drop the Best of Reaction Theater for 2024. So sit back, relax, crack open a cold beer, and enjoy some of the wacky stuff you guys have sent us over the year. Enjoy.

What's up, boys? This time. They're with us. very damn good race, even though they had to watch a pew to know when but Bubba almost came through he got a strong finish. Can we just get a sponsor for Brett

so you can just go Facebook live so you can watch these dumb ass commercials and Hoarek. I think my man went through a whole bottle I think my man, I think that was Elmer Tee. Air speed. Air speed.

Mother of a bit. All right. I don't know what airspeed means, Brett, but what a fantastic freaking race, man. Congrats to Daniel Suarez. He needed that. And I'd like to welcome Ross Chastain back to the Don't Give a F*** tour. And I'm going to get back to my beer. Y'all have a good one.

So on that note, the Ross Chase incident, what in the world? I don't know if TV did a good job covering it. Bubba and Ross were battling for the Lucky Dog. Right. And we were back and forth. Like we got stuck behind him for a little bit, and then we got to the middle, and we were trying,

we were outside of them. And then all that was was Ross aggressively trying to push Chase to get back in front of Bubba, because the caution could come out at any time, obviously. I was told last week, Jay, you can confirm this maybe, that we had 87 cusset words? 97. It was, yes.

Yes, I did. It was over a hundred different. I did want to congratulate you guys. You did break a record with Bubba. Bubba contributed. Bubba was the problem. I think it was that bourbon. Once that bourbon came out,

y'all got a little bit loose-lived. I had actually made a deal with myself over the winter. I wasn't going to cuss on here anymore. Good chance. I think we should do a little change jar. No, we had that. Nobody put any money in there. I don't care of big bills.

Jay, I went to South Carolina. Actually, I think Brett just put a hundred in to begin with, and that was it. Like, he covered himself for a while. There ain't no change in these pockets, Jay. This is what happens when you go to South Carolina. This is what South Carolina degrees pay.

Show me that. Get your wallet out. Let's see, though. Let's see what, look. They're still coming. As if Brett isn't big enough ass.

Mike is laughing at the corner. That USC education pays well. Dude, probably has like 10 bitcoins. Yeah. That's all he's got. That's all monopoly money. It's not real.

He emptied his bank account on the way over there. It's completely dry. Do you ever hear the music he listens to? We can't touch his judgment on anything. A head banging shit? Yes. screaming. It's a whole different level of headbanging.

Like, I grew up in the 80s and 90s when, like, Iron Maiden was, like, hard rock, heavy metal. Not Bubba. He listens to, like, concussion protocol. He listens to the stuff you can't even understand what they're saying. Do you guys, well, you should bring back the videos, remember him and Blaney? There's a buddy of him and Blaney. And Bubba's playing the drums, and Blaney just sounds like the devil is coming out of him. Yeah, I don't even know what he's saying.

I don't know what's happening. You can't. Well, that do, and they do like the, those goat seances and shit, right? Can you give us an impression, Brett? Can you do... Goal, gild on fire. Goal to fire.

What? You just say goat on fire? Was that what you were saying? I don't think you could say that. The pita's going to be after us. Peter was mad that Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift went to the zoo. Did you see that? Oh.

God. Sweating. Is it hot in here? Do intro. Are we going up there? Gentlemen, that is why you roll into Atlanta, ready to raise hell, praise Dale. That's why you go 12 beers deep on a Sunday afternoon, knowing you got to work tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen, that's why you make friends with Dale and Bill behind you, knowing that those two are idiots during the rest of the six days a week.

But on that Sunday, all the matters that we're cheering on the same team, racing. And that was racing, ladies gentlemen. That finished today was absolutely phenomenal. You can ask for anything better, and you will not see it again. Savor this moment. Atlanta's on top. These drivers are on top. We all were hard today.

The grill was rolling. The beers were flowing, and that racing was good. Damn good. Here's to you. Congrats. I love that call. That reminded me of the preacher before the race. That guy was good.

It was good. That was a pep top. It was actually really, really good. It sounded like Stephen A. Yeah. That did sound like Stephen A. I love how old Greg Stucker stuffed up the microphone and said, You want fucking tire wear?

Here's your fucking tire wear. He's right. I love that guy. That's my new favorite person. We had plenty of it. Well, well, well, we are back. I'm just going to crack a beer and toast to a phrase. I haven't heard in long, long time.

Save your tires. It's like an old ex-girlfriend calling back when you used to love her. Tireware came into play. If anyone calls in and b-h-s about that race, you got to go back and look at a bunch of old classic NASCAR races at Bristol, because that is what I like to see. Guys, managing tires in a great race at the end. Top five was the only one not a lap down. That's old Bristol, baby.

That's Bristol, baby. He's right. Yeah. Yeah, that saying might come back now, Brett. Which one? It's Bristol, baby. Oh, it left? I didn't know.

That's the Twitter handle, T.J. I know, but now it's like, if they say they're coming, they're going to bring this tire back in the fall, I'm going to, there's probably going to be a spike. They should announce that literally today. That is what I'm talking about, bro. That was lit.

Like the light ball party? I was ready to buy tickets for Atlanta, but now I'm thinking about buying Bristol tickets in the fall. Now that's going to run me banked, bro. That was a great show. Man, what more could you ask for that? It sounds like a garage. The tire, tire fall off, pitch strategy, drivers that manage their tires,

that were not as good at managing your tires. And what can I say? The best driver of all, especially in managing tires, one. I agree. Freddie, take it away from me. Yeah, I guess you take your money from it. If you're going to spend Atlanta and go to Bristol, I think Mark's going to be fine with that either way. Yeah, yeah, don't matter.

I want it one way or the other. Just go to both, get a credit card. Yeah. If the greatest gives me a big enough raise, I'll pay for your damn bristle. Who's vibrating? Not me. Damn, Brad. What do you?

That's not a normal. It's usually. Redler. It's usually in his pocket. That's why he has that turned up so high. It's like a belt sander, dude. I don't know what I'm going to do that. You know, I don't.

I'm going to wear a group on the table here. I can see the wheels turning in Brett's head right now. DJ must have been wearing a fucking blindfold or something. Brad ran over everything but the fucking pace car. I'll know. Who's Rickmore cars you shared to break his house? I'd probably say William Byron and Malix Bowman at Daytona.

That's only one wreck. More often, more occurrences. Volume, volume of wrecks. We spun one guy. Well, the other one had it coming. Well. The other one was like a legit like Like, well, I technically

They both had it coming because I told Bubba last night. Bubba said, Bobba said, Bobba said, Bobba said, no, but he probably owes us a few. Yeah. I mean. This is working out great, guys. Phenomenal race. Who gives a shit? 400, 500?

Who gives a f***? I mean, seriously, what the fuck are we watching? This fucking car. Fing sucks. Tired of everyone telling me how fucking great it is. I hate this car. I go faster in my car. This is horrific.

I mean, this is about as much fun as watching that one weird ant cross-stitch faces of the family that you really don't put up anywhere because of that back bathroom that grandpa goes in to remind everybody that old. people smell funny. Yeah, that's what this is. I'm sick of it, okay? What? He doesn't like his aunt that cross-stitches. What the hell is he talking about? You don't know what cross-stitching is? No. By the way, these cars are really fast. Is that like crochet? No, it ain't nothing like crocheting. You actually take this piece of cloth and you make little bitty

X's to make a design. Cross-stitching. So interesting. Let's move on. It's a sport in the South. A sport? You compete at it? you learned your textile plant back of the day. Boys, I've looked into my crystal ball, which is actually just a fish bowl full of fireball. But I think Rick Ware Racing is going to back down to one charter. They're going to rename themselves. Where's the front racing?

That's what the f*** racing, WTF Racing. They're going to sell that charter to Dale Jr. He's going to merge with Richard Childress, fire Austin Dillon. or put him in an office somewhere where he can't hurt nobody. And it's going to be Earnhardt, Children's Racing, move Kyle Busch to the 51, foot Martin Tredge Jr. in the 8,

and all will be right in the world. Be careful. That got had a lot of fireball. What I learned is because you can't even compliment Rick Ware Racing anymore, so don't try. But that was an interesting take, and he has definitely been into the fireball. I just want to say I like the fact that Jesse Love and Tyler Ayerredic have won the race at Taylor Daga.

I think I'm going to go wax my girls back. Hell yeah, baby. I'm coming. You inspire people, Jesse. You wax my girls back. You inspire people to wax people's backs. What do you call Tyler? Tyler.

Tyler, Air Redic. Air Redic. Three guarantees in life. Death, taxes, and. Freddie and T.J. wadden up the whole field that's huge aside. Thank you both for doing that, because without you, that race would have had no highlight. Amen.

But we're three Y and TJ's happy. I'd rather have the strategy than Nate when he'd wide. Hey, this is Inelegant Life calling from Arizona, and I wanted to say that mother fucking doubt screws me every time this week he's f***ed himself. He's Frizzlowski. He's F*** Ford. And he's going to be fucking with me.

I'm all of that I'm all of that God. What is up with that? She said it's so nice Did she beat herself? Did she beat that? I beat it.

I didn't know what she said. She sounded like such a lady. That's what me and TJ's argument. That's what me and TJ's argument's going to sound like back, bad,

bad, I'm going to tell you, if you're getting an arguing with a woman like that, you're in some deep. You're in trouble. You've been there. Oh, I think we all probably

have you ever listen back to the show that's how you guys sound that's how we sound of yeah yeah man tune in the fs 1 today for the commercials it was awesome you all see them commercials never once in a while I had this uh fissionity race I'm gonna see too much of it you know but the commercials are fucking great can we not beep anything that guy said out that guy was that guy was a first time Was that you? No, that was not me. That's what my text messages look like,

so I just thought maybe that was you. That's what Clint's messages look like. Guess there's a glitch in the Matrix now. How can we trust electronic scoring now that for five seconds, we all thought Busher won just to have our fucking hearts ripped out.

Hendrick fanboys are probably milking their prostates over that finish. I want to be excited about it. Casey, what's that face? I just can't. And while I'm in a ranting news, I don't think it's coincidence anymore about how this car races on a mile and a half, particularly at night. And not? Just reconfigure Martinville into a mile and a half since you're never going to listen to the fans or drivers when it comes to horse power and tireware.

Yeah. First of all, milking prostate is the first. We've had some stuff. Shaving backs. We had a pineapple last week. The milking prostate steals. Rocks. Only in goats.

Maybe. I still think Brett's the only one that knows anything. about rocks. Like he's, I've never heard that about anybody else. Do you just hang up the phone when you're done with your message? Uh, I don't know how this works. Um, drunk, Mayberry. I don't, Oh Jesus, I don't know how this works.

I just left the message and I don't know if I done it good or bad or if it got, went through or whatever, but, um, I hope like hell it did because I've studied for that son of of a 15 minute. Got to wave around too. Don't hang up now. I press the button. Push the button. I better hang up.

Give it to your wife, bud. Oh, my guess. Whatever you originally said. I hope. I promise you, that message was better than whatever the hell you sent. Joe, speaking of wives,

why aren't you not married by now? We already figured that out. It's kind of like the fun sucking deal, you know, that. You can't say that. Why, he's a fun sucker. Oh, oh, all right. Is that what you want?

I'm just not that much. I just don't know, like, in one sentence, why are you not married? Why have you never been married? In one sentence. Three words or less. No, he gets a sentence. It could be my double chance. No, that's not it.

I was trying to take it easy, right? I think my headset went out. I've got three chins and I've still got married. Have you seen that? sign in people's yards that said I'm an asshole but I just wanted to sign

that's me that's you that's you I mean I undoubtedly I've had some pretty good girlfriends over the years because you're hot

that's why it's good looking his eyes of course no no Herm's got the eyes we're going to leave that way her remember some gate guard

complimented Herm on his eyes did you hear that one I even tried to date a girl a thousand miles away and that didn't work. Is that the last few people? That was your most recent girlfriend?

Well, we still talk a little bit. Let's talk. Let's get back into this. Her dog didn't like my dog. Oh, that ain't going to work. No. That ain't going to worry. How would you know if you're a thousand miles away?

No, they don't. Well, I went up there this winter, Casey, and I took my dog, and her dog had to have a muzzle because she bites dogs. We need a call them every week out of Joel. This is a dear Joe. I'm just happy the cops have not driven by this trip. to leave us naughty message, or if you would like a date with Joel,

please call our numbers. There we go. Shazam. You got to have a nice dog. Dog. I got a female husky. 45 pounds. Very friendly.

Nine years old. The cutest thing. Joel's Tinder profile is a picture of the dog. Joel are you on? Humble, what are you on? You on any Tinder? I can't even work Facebook. I mean, I don't even want.

You guys used to do, Kristen. Kristen Mingle. We need Joel Mingle. How did you meet the last one? Farmers only. I'm thinking I'm missing something here. Mayberry didn't get internet until last year. Good point.

But if my dog can get me some ass, I'm in. Did I say that out loud? I've never heard that before. Sorry, TJ. 7-04, 8-0-2-9-9-9. 9-5-7-2, send us a message for Joel. Yeah, what's up, guys? I'm on my piss break right now.

I just wanted to call and say, Willie Byron, you're a fucking three-wise. I mean, what the fucking man? You, tiny-ass brain of yours. You still got to use it. It's no matter how small it is. You still got to use it. It's the motion of the ocean, all right?

And the ocean is telling you three-wide. Don't fucking work into turn one, okay? It works in a turn one. It just don't work off a turn two. Yeah, it doesn't work. I don't know where the motion. That guy, first of all, did he say he was on a piss break? He did.

Is that what we started with? He didn't back to say that. We can't be mad at people for going three wide. Let's establish that right now. Because if we don't go three wide, I'm not mad. I'm not mad at that call. I know you won the race. But does it depend on the track?

I'm not mad at three wide. I'm not mad at three wide. But you got to respect the guys that are next to you. Yeah, if you enter in lane one, you have to stay in lane one. If you move into lane two, you're in the wrong. Championship quality track, championship quality race. You got freaking brother-in-law is about to whoop each other's ass. You got Chris Busher about the long dart Tyler Reddick somewhere.

People pissed off, people happy. Hell of a run by the four team and Justin Haley. Come on. That was just, that's just good shit, boys. just good you heard them that's the title of the show this week um

just good shit I mean he's not wrong this is a phenomenal race yesterday yeah I mean I don't know what more you're going to ask for in a race comers and goers different strategies guys wrecking each other

guys you know we would say all the time you want to see these guys wreck and they were wrecking yesterday tire management um you know really side by side racing uh had a little bit everything

pit stop strat you could run two strategies which made it interesting as well. You could run the short one or the long one, and they both had benefits at times. Damn, Chris Bisher pushing up on Tyler Reddick looks like a damn gym teacher beating up on a sixth grader. Pick on someone your own size, Chris.

Is Busher a big dude? He's a lot bigger than Reddick. I'd say that. He's not like... He's just... The bar's pretty low there. Casey's bigger than Reddick. I think, I mean...

He reminds me of like a Newman. Just stalky. You know what I mean? Stalky? Like corn? Stalky. Stalky. Stalky.

Yeah. Stalky. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a... So it's a 5'5 foot 9, 510. Yeah, I'd say it's probably my height. Yeah, I'd say somewhere that 5, 9, 510.

So he ain't gonna dunk on you. You know what? The scary part about it is you never see him mad. Oh. So when you get him mad, you've done something. So it was, I mean, and this has been a brutal two-requent. weeks for him. Yeah, I mean. I mean, you lose a heartbreaker, which all by the way

is the closest finish of history, so you're going to get to see that about another million times in your lifetime. And then you're leading and... And then you're leading and get wrecked. You get torpedoed by a guy. Boy, what a freaking race. I tell you what. I thought that was it. I thought it was, too. That Dark Horse Mustang

finally hit puberty and let his balls drop and got into victory circle. What a great call. I thought it was over. You have a little more confidence Freddie in the Ford's now. You're talking to the wrong guy, buddy.

I said Ford's didn't need to be worried. Everybody needs to be worried. I pick Chris Busher on DBC Pigs. Don't get me started. He was going to win. I've been there. Trust me. Look at my picks. It's frustrating. Okay.

Hello? Is this that number that Ms. Boat told us to call for a date with y'all? Yeah, I ain't got none of them there white rocks around my mailbox or pink flamingos in my yard or pineapples in my window, nothing like that. But I would like to take my poll out and get me some hogs if Joel's interested.

Yeah, fish. I'm talking about fishing. I've seen his profile on Twitter, and it looks like he's into fishing, so I'd be into that, too. Just have him giving me a call back. Thank you. This guy likes Joel's pole. And hogs. And hogs.

Did he say his Twitter profile or Tinder profile? Yes, you do say Twitter. I thought about this yesterday as I was on my neighborhood walk. and I saw the white rocks by the mailbox and I thought, man, just imagine being like a 22 year old listening to our podcast and you realize that your mom and dad's got white rocks. I see a buddy of my Richie Pallai.

He tweeted this yesterday and he's like, he's got a mailbox where he's like, man, I was getting ready to put some, you know, put some stones down here. He's like, but now you guys have ruined it for me. I don't know if I can, I don't know if I could do that anymore. You know what? I'm walking my neighborhood tonight. I'm looking.

I still. I still have never heard of the white rock. I'm going to find out. Well, when we left here, I googled it. Start knocking on doors. Hey, what happens if they're outside? They wave. Do you wave back?

I mean, what's that mean? Is it off? Came on or what? You just go talk to them. He just approach them. Hey, BBC. This is the song I'll work for Slicky Ricky. It's in front of Kyle Busch after that race.

Y'all take a listen. Rain, Pat. I think Jay, I'm going to have that. I think Jay's going to have to bleak that. You're definitely going to have to fix this one. I love song. I know. I've been missing Jeb.

I've been missing. Oh, man. All of them. The guy's name from. Deer Denny. I can't remember his name right now. No. What about the other guy that did the rap?

Oh. Tyler? Tyler. Yeah. Brit. Richie. Ricky Slinky! He caught off his ass.

Go 47. Man. I think somebody slipped that soft tire of Viagra. That's really funny. That's actually great. That's very clever. That's pretty good. Best action of that all-star race happened on lap 2 and lap 202 involving the same drivers in the Lagano 199.

That's pretty funny, too. The $1.99. Yeah. It's about 1 o'clock in the morning, drinking a little Captain Morden, just got done watching the race and the fight between Ricky and Kyle and tonight, how good it was in North Wilkesboro. This needs to be a regular race on the track. This race was phenomenal.

Credit to everybody, including, I think, Dale Jr., that did everything to get this track where it needs to be. I mean, the race has me harder than... I'm taking a year game, Viagra. This is a lot of... I think they were talking about practice. This episode is brought to you by Viagra, apparently. Yeah, that race was not phenomenal.

I don't think. I mean, the track, the track was phenomenal. The track is great. Post race was phenomenal. The race was not. The truck race was great. So after hours and hours and hours of extended research, I have determined the five angriest people in the world.

Number five is case. when she gets interrupted all the time. Number four is PJ when he has to give an opinion and can't stay neutral. Number three is Freddie when they don't sell beer after the race. Number two is Brett when South Carolina loses to

Clemson. And number one has got to be Austin Hill when anybody races him hard in any way, shape, or form. Because for a supposed tough guy, man, he cries a lot. Did he get to see that guy's swing at Martinville?

that time. Talking about Austin Hill. When he popped my Snyder. Yeah. I ain't never seen him about a hit Howard. Yeah. If Ricky was a $75,000 punch,

that's a $1 billion. $1.1 billion. I will agree. He does get mad when South Carolina loses, which is a lot lately because they don't spend any money to get to players.

Like, you got to spend money to get players now. We got no money. That's why. Sitting here, rain delay, storm delay, for Charlotte, there's an opening to

finish the race and all I see on Twitter is Brett Griffin and complaining oh they should call it right now go to Big Al's go do this oh now they should complete every race oh my God just shut the fuck up please

you're not too much every time you do this you sit there and look like a idiot at the end please somebody hire him give him a full-time job so he can be too busy to do this bullshit I got this.

He won't work, so you can't hire him, so we'll take that one out. Secondly, he is an idiot before he ever starts talking, so it ain't at the end that he's an idiot. It's way before he starts. I got a text at 10.30 on the morning of the Coke 600 and asked me if I wanted to spot. I was like, I needed like a month's notice on this, bud. I can't show up in six hours notice. I'm no singer, so tell me some slack.

Dude, sit around and thought about that for a long time. I don't think it was a bad decision, so I don't think you're right. Solid song, though. Great song. You can't sing. You're right there. He cannot sing a lick. We cut your slack because your audio was bad.

You didn't have dirty mo to do you audio. I'd like to welcome everybody to the NASCAR Association. I'm your driver instructor today. My name is Ricky Rudd. I want everybody to hold on to your lug nuts. It's time for 200-mile-hour racing. Boy, old Kyle Larson, he's hard to beat, ain't he? I tell you what.

The boy, Air, puts some work in, he gets a job done. I'll tell you what, go Kyle Busher. Every time, every week he gets into it with somebody. I ain't saying it's his fault, but, I mean, if you're involved in it every week, I mean, it seems like you got something going on with your, Kyle. I don't know what's going on with you, buddy, but you need to straighten it up. Bell got him another top 10 this week. That old boy, right there's going to win him a championship this year.

Thank you for calling. Very random. Don't ever call back. Where the fuck did Ricky Rudd disappear doing that? Like, I thought we were going somewhere. I don't know where we were going. From Ricky Rudd to, well, that Kyle Larson is good. I think he was drunk and it took one of the matter all pills.

The side of calls. No, hang. Yeah, that was random. Watching these next gen cars on road courses is like drowning in shit. It takes so long. So. It takes long to drown in shit. Long.

Drowning and shit. I never heard drowning in a Has everybody ever drowned in? No. I hope not. That sounds like a bad way to go. Drowling. I mean,

that's a terrible way to go. What are you doing? Is it? How is that? I got a drowning in a shit. What was a call about? Yeah, I don't like to race.

Yeah. She said it was. He was talking about the next-gen cars on road course races. Oh. I mean, I'm not going to lie. That was actually probably one of the race. of the more entertaining ones. And that's the thing is that was the most entertaining,

wasn't the most entertaining roadways. If you didn't like that one, you're not going to like any of them. I didn't think it was, I thought the race was actually fairly good. Where's, uh, where's the poll? Next Gen. Roadcourse races. Oh, all right. Kyle Bush. Meloneman take him on spin cycle. Damn. Get that man out of here. Also, brat. You need to unblock me on Twitter.

That's a good way to go about it. That's why people hate me. Like, literally people hate me because I block them on Twitter. That's, that's the, that's the number. I don't know if it's all that. I think it's more than that. I think it's probably more than one reason. I don't think it's because you hit the block button on them. I think you've probably pissed them off enough. Well, the thing is, then you blocked them and they're really mad.

But yes, I don't think it's blocked. It goes back to what me and one of my favorite NASCAR officials, boys we were talking about this weekend. People are too sensitive. Like, if we sit here and talk about each other. You're the one that blocks the whole planet. You're going to say everybody else is sensitive. I am because if we sit here on Twitter there is and you talk about it. that's because I don't want to read their responses and replies.

I don't want to be on my timeline. I highly. If you and I sit here and talk about each other, we laugh about it. Like, I don't get butt hurt. When Denny went on his rant and on his show, calling me an idiot and all that.

I was laughing my ass off in my house. He blocked him for a minute. He blocked him. He got him. He's blocked. Then I unblocked him. I texted him. Hey, man, I'm sorry about that.

Sorry, but he followed me. Blocked his number. He followed me. Oh my gosh. I have started blocking people's phone numbers too. Have you? Yeah. I'm like,

I don't want to hear. Well, the whole blocking thing. Twitter told me that they're like, I don't have to hear from this person ever again. And I'm like, you know what?

There's some other people. I don't ever want to hear from again either. So I try some. Get rid up. We call Brett. Come on in, man. All right, we're going to go ahead

and knock out your midseason review today. We're going to go over some things you're doing great, some things you can work on. Overall, I'm impressed with how you present yourself. You're not up the DBC guys' asses like Andrew is with Dale Jr., and we really appreciate that about you.

Some things you can work on, just express yourself, man. Don't be afraid to tell T.J. sucks or just tell Brett to shut up. Before you go, just going to ask you some questions, see how you're like in your new position here at DBC. First question. All right. How would you rate Casey's cleanliness in the studio since working along alongside her. Do you think it will get worse with baby number two on the way, or do you feel

like she's just kind of plateaued as a slob? Question two. On average, how many of T.J.'s Lipsmacks would you say you edit out each week? Do you feel like you need to leave water bottles at his chair? And lastly, what do you think has more negative impact on the podcast? How much Freddy strokes Denny Hamlet off, or how often Brett corrects other people's grammar, then shows as a competence how he pronounced as McBee and water. It's called glazing. I really appreciate your time here

and I feel like you do it in a great job. Just please. Don't turn into any of the... Don't turn into like any of the other past f***eads. And I think you'd be really good for the show. Jay, are you enjoying your new job? So far, to answer the question about the lipsmax, I think it's about 20 to 30 a show.

But thanks to Evan, he brought some recola for T.J. I think it's been working. Lips, Max. Yeah, but I've been watching the whole show. You've been popping in those recallers. It's been working. I've only got three throat clearing so far. It's because I took it.

One o'clock in the morning. You need to snort out every week. I don't think you take it that way. Stroking. Oh, here we go. Well, it's a beautiful day at the track. Just got me. Sounds like the wedding singer.

I ain't even had time to climb out of the car. They might be better than this. I promise next time I'd race with class. I promised him. But then I dumped his ass. Ross, Regan with Fox Sports. Can you tell us what happened out there? Yeah, sure, Regan.

I will say... Not a bad day. Back next week. Okay. So, production value. Great. I have no idea what the hell that song was. I think it's about Ross

Was he trying to make a pass? Was he trying to wreck somebody? I don't know. I tell you who. To the floor. Did you see the video I sent you this morning of Ross coming down across Justin Haley's nose? I haven't opened it yet.

He missed the corner of a little bit slid up off the bottom. And Justin was committed. He glazed the hell out of his bumper. Hey, I don't know if I should admit this, but I still have my V card. What? But I assume the first nine is a lot like that race. things are kind of exciting. Is he talking about what I'm saying?

And action is good, but nobody really knows what's going on. You're really confused. You're not sure if you'll be able to come get new rubbers. Good time. Carla, welcome to our fan base. Yeah, no comment on this. Did he say V-card? Yeah.

What's that mean? It's a virgin. I thought he worked for Ventureenie. I don't think that's it. Fly to V. That was, yeah. I mean, he pretty much nailed it. That's what he felt.

Nobody really. No, he hasn't. He hasn't yet. Oh, he hasn't. This is your area, break. Give him some advice. Don't. Oh, should.

Let him go. Okay, whatever's getting ready to come out next. I mean, do the exact, get a shot drop. Get a, get a recall. What are you going to do? So there's glate. No, shit. There's a few ways this can go.

We got it. How much money you got? I mean. Oh God. It's so hot in here. It's really hot in here. That's what a Chicago handshake do to you. How much did you drink last night before you got on the plane?

I mean, Jesus, was that you? No, what me? I don't have anything to drink. I need a something to drink. I don't know what that was about. That might have been the most random call that I've ever heard on here. Yeah, that was interesting. And can confirm there's nothing up my ass.

So. that I'm aware of, right? I should say, I don't know. There's a late night. You want to come back as driver's wife too? Is that one of the prerequisites? What happened if we were both driver's wives and we were buddies?

Who would you like to? We'd be girlfriends? So we know SVG is who Brett would like to be married to. New Photoshop. Bread, Freddie is wives together hanging out. Who would I like to be married to? How many kids do you guys want? I don't know.

I want to be hot, though. I want to be hot, drivers. I'm going for Dale. I mean, does anybody get more money than Dale? Amy, watch out. Brett likes Australians. Or what do we call them now? It's not, I mean.

He's New Zealander. Yeah, or, I mean, I can see you going after. I don't, you can't really call them young money anymore. So what do they call it? Like mid-age money? I don't. I did hear that this weekend. It's not, Kyle isn't really young anymore.

That's who I'd want to act like, too, because she's fun. So you want to be married to SVG and act like Caitlin? Yes. We've already kind of started the girlfriend process by going to the bathroom together. Very true. Why did this have to come up? Noon yet. Okay.

This is the most weird conversation that we have ever had on here. I heard today Joe Biden was looking for a job. And it seems like they had them up in Mass Car Control Center, because nobody seems to know how to throw a damn coffin anymore. He must have been stumbling and mumbling his words up there and not figuring out with the f***ing the bush.

That was awful. I want to marry that guy. It's a friend of yours. No, I don't know. I want to know. It's probably you. Is that Joel? That might have been Joel. Here's some fun facts for the day. Things you can do in under

31 seconds. The average person will blink eight times. You will Create 70 million new red blood cells. You will shed 20,000 skin cells. Your heart will beat about 40 times. You know what NASCAR does in 31 seconds

while those cars spinning on the track? Absolutely nothing. They just stare at it and hope that it goes away because they just create cautions whenever they want to call them, not when they are actually cautions. Wow. What a difference 30 seconds makes. I've done a lot of done 30 seconds.

Yeah, yeah. Kids are made in less than 30 seconds. I've done a lot of fun. I've done a lot of fun in 30 seconds. Less than 30 seconds. What I don't think, I don't think I blink eight times in 30 seconds. That seems like a lot. But yeah.

Maybe they were hoping like it was going to be like an irascing deal where the guy wrecks and they just sitting there sitting there and they just disappears. Like, you know, like that. Oh, yeah. There's that feature. Well, I see you what, fellas, I've been a long time NASCAR fans. I got my two. teenage boys, we go to the races.

And when I started dating my current woman, I started getting her no-it-all little trick stun into the NASCAR races as a way to bond. We went to Nashville altogether, and he loved it. He's been watching all the races at home, the NASCAR Chicago Street course race, and he's really getting into it. It gave us a reason to bond. And then we saw this at Indy. He is so pissed at me last time he was this pissed at me as when he walked in.

at me butt-p-k and his mama. Jesus Christ. Thanks, NASCAR. You ruined my life. What is he referring to? It was the butt. The butt part? The 30-second butt thing you was talking about.

The race. No. We had way worse problems with that call. Well. I just took a shit more satisfying than the end of that race. I can relate to that. I don't even know what he said because the first three words made me cry. So just took a...

More. satisfying these cars are too big and too heavy to run this track just like my stepson for Martha they can't get around the track too fat too heavy so here's the only

thing I wish we could see happen and I don't know how to do it is the car from behind going down those long straightaways you wish he could just long narrow straightaways you just wish you could get a run like draft up to him

and shotgun them. And you can't. Shotgun them? Yeah. I don't think that's the term. Well, we used to shotgun. Sling shots? Slinghot.

Slingshot. Sto. Stub. I was thinking about shotgun with this beer said beside of me. Well, we need to slingshot them into a shotgun. Damn it. Hey, I'm a Carolina Panthers fan. I'm used to be in 32nd best.

And now we change at the championship. This is exactly what we needed, right? I mean, the championship's legitimate, right? It's perfect. For one, he's not winning the championship. But he does have a shot at it. I don't think they're going to put the 0-16 Panthers in the playoffs or 0-18. How many games they play now?

The only thing I guess I've got to say is Coca-Cola racing family sure is dysfunctional. Holy shit, them boys need some family counseling or something. I was thinking about that. And what made me think about it is Chase was running a Coca-Cola scheme, which you don't see happen a lot within the family, the family of drivers. But when Joy was MF at him, and I was like,

they're in the Coke family together. This photo shoot next year preseason should go well. Gloom despair and agony on me. If they weren't for bad luck, Joe and Denny would have no luck at all. So gloom despair, agony on me.

Love seeing the three back in Victory Lane. Love, love, love. Cry baby Denny, Freddie. Take it. Cry baby Denny got wrecked. Joey. That's his heart back. He got knocked around.

Man, y'all quit y'all's crying. It's short track, Chris. Somebody's going to wreck somebody. Austin comes in and does it. Well, good for him. Good for them knocking the Toyota's out. Love it, love it, love it. You want to talk about the I Don't Give a F*** Tour?

Austin Dillon is on the I Don't Give a F*** tour. Wrecking Joey and Denny for the win to give him to the playoffs. Talk about us. Don't get a f***. That was the fucking. Holy shit. President. The hail melon.

That was like the hail grandson. Like, I don't know what the hell you call that. What do you call that, man? I mean. You know, no disrespect to Lee Diffy. He might be a great guy. Might like to have a good time. But replacing Rick Allen with him, it's just terrible.

I've been drinking all day. Got the TV muted. Listening to the MRN. I would rather listen to T.J. smack his lips for four and a half hours than listen to Lee Diffie calling that car race. Thanks for calling, Rick The best call made all week long was NBC

Clinton Lee Diffy up in that booth On the last lap When he was like Around the outsoy I guess I've lost my The hair or my nutstack

Stood up Fantastic call Fantastic Grace Love it Right for the playoffs Hala Hala We should let those guys talk to each other

Wow Just share their phone numbers So they can talk about it There's no way you don't like Lee Diffy. He's like the hardest guy not to like on the planet. Well, I think it's funny that he said, I listened to MRN when I muted the TV, but we were just talking about how he sounded

just as exciting as they do on the radio. That was a perfect example of NASCAR fans. Just NASCAR. One loving something, the other one hit me. No middle ground whatsoever. Any topic. Yeah. That's the exact reactions you'll have.

Every time. This phone calls for my buddy Ray. He's a chase sexual. Still don't know how that guy gets. Year after year, fan favorite. I don't get it. Go Redick. Chase sexual?

Chase sexual? I've never. So according to, I haven't talked to Tyler yet. I haven't talked to Tyler yet, but apparently his interview he said he did not his pants. He's his pants. I mean,

there's one point he said he wanted to and he couldn't because of all the medicine he took to make him stop. Emodium. Emodium. But, yes. That's double clogged a sink. Shoo. Kitty.

So he shipped his pants. Shipped his pants. Ship my pants. You ship your pants? Well, they reported a fucking. He said it, I think, on the radio. He said I was fucking a puking on myself. There's nothing worse.

Poor Napier. So, Napier's his interior guy. I feel bad for him. I'm going to have some dinner with my Martin Truex shirt on. Look up and what do I see? And then all of a sudden I heard that Australian British guy say, oh, I crazy, that's a bugger of a bad walk right down. And then I look up and it's Martin Truex in the long laptop.

Well, if anybody needs me, I'll be in the bathtub, plugging my toaster in. Oh, man, Rick Allen called the Hellman's car the Mayo Missile. And I couldn't stop laughing. And then Steve LaTart came in and he said, that's going to stick. I'm going to ask if my wife wants the Mayo Missile for her birthday. Oh, my God. Mayo Missile. I heard that during qualifying and I was like, I hope that doesn't stick for one.

That's, uh. It doesn't sound sticky at all. It sounds slick. Did you like the Mayo Missile, Carson? I just, I have nothing to say about that. She loves helmets. Fellas and girl, last week it was Reddick talking about his pants and throwing up in his helmet.

This week, Cendrick's talking about his groin hurts. You mix that all together with Brett's season-long love affair with STD and whatever this feeling is with Jesse Love. This reminds me on the new series we ought to start. The house, the real house wise, our husbands are the South. You think he had any beer by any chance. No chance. The real house husbands of the South.

Yeah. You'd be good on that show. All right, I'll tell you what. Lee Dissie is just the absolute go of broadcasting. We could have a booths of just actually stress that. We can figure out a way to clone Lee Dizzy. Here two of them in the booth. Dale and Hart Jr.

And Michael Joy. I would put the bloody race to sleep every night. I mean, if I didn't like women so much, I'd marry the damn guy. I can't tell if that was like he was doing an impression, or if that was really... It seems like a mix of British and shit. I can't distinguish the two.

How do you know? It's hard. It's definitely hard for you. Yeah. They say mate, mate. Would you complain about having to work 38 weeks of this year before I get,

a week off, and then I get one more week out between the middle of November and the middle of February. Oh, by the way, I love your show. Bye. I don't want to know how many times spread it gets off between February and November. Oh, my God. I think that guy asked a completely inappropriate question. That's not a fair question. All these podcasts and y'all's podcast need to shut your f***-mouse before NASCAR makes their decisions. All y'all podcast get out there. and want to influence NASCAR in their decisions,

and it seems like it works very well. I heard every podcast out there speaking along the same lines, and something has to be done, something has to be done, something has to be done. Every one of you said it. All of you said it.

Something has to be done, Dale Jr., every one of you said it. Something has to be done. Y'all need to shut your f***ing mouths until the goddamn ruling comes out. All your motherfuckings ain't doing nothing but influencing the motherfuckin'am race results. It's bullshit.

keep you f*** mouth shuts about god's and quick time to influence the goddamn results on the f*** out there. You're turning this sport into pro wrestling. It's a fucking football, f***leck force now. You got to jack wagons. What was he upset about?

I don't know. Did he ever say what he influenced the decision? So it was the Austin Dylan penalty. That's what he was upset about. Was that Richard? Oh, Richard called in. I'm on Richard's side about this. one. Ironically.

That's your boss. Yeah. You're going to check and see if he's okay. It sounds like his blood pressure got up. Tell you what. I'm yelling loud and proud because you know why? Because I'm a Kyle Larson fan and I don't care about what anybody else stands on if it was a boring race or if it was not a good race and there was no passion or not. Kyle Larson had the best car.

Cliff Daniel set up the best car for that team and with the track the way that it was set up with the PJ1 and doing everything. thing they had to do, they were so passing cars, lapping them down, he had the best car, and he was great, and he won. He kicked everyone's app, and I love it, and I'm only yelling this loud, because I hope it I'll make it to CBT.

All right, love you, y'all. Love you, too, especially Brett. I know that didn't feel good. I thought that was, I thought that was Brett. I think he was part of the 20% of voted, yes, it was a gross. Hey, Brett, you big fat, tell the I hope you like to taste of God bro, you fucking idiot, because

Alex Bowman locked into the next round of the playoffs before Kyle Wharton, who let God 95% of race, Chase Elliott and William Fiborne. You're a big, badass. Don't ever say Alex Bowman should be replaced.

Don't even f*** in it. What did you say, Alex, what would you be replaced? I must have missed that part of the show. That's my favorite part of this. They're like, you guys all said he's out. I'm like, we never, ever said he was out. We said he had to have a good playoffs.

I said he better have a good playoff. Guess what he's done. He's had a good playoff. That guy sounded fatter than I do. I think I figured out why T.J. smacks his lips so much. I was watching the post-race interview with Brad, and Brad's over here making all sorts of weird-ass faces, licking his lips and shit.

I don't know what the hell he was doing. T.J. must have picked that up off of him. If T.J. makes weird faces and shicks his lips, that's where he got it from. I'm just taking a kiss. Is he saying you kiss, I don't get it? I don't know what he means either, but. Wait, you lick Brad's. Wait, you lick Brad's lips?

That's weird. That happens when you hang out with somebody for a while. I just start looking up their mannerisms. Oh. Oh. I think of you. No, not licking their lips. No.

Who the f*** even hanging out? I got a lot of questions right now. No. No. I mean, you put up on people's mannerism. Right. You should have started with that. I did.

No, you did not. You guys were just talking, so you didn't hear me. That's not what I heard. All right. Whatever. Moving on. Brad Kelzlowski wrecks the whole field and an aggressive push

at a super speedway. We've never seen that before. breaking news, Darf number one. Let's just smack your lips of that one, TJ, you stupid, idiot. A new entry this week, TJ, you have to change it up. That is T.J. Major, spotter for the bulldozer, six cup car. Typical Brad plowing through people,

way to wreck the entire field. Jack, go five. Darf number two. Go five. Yep, taxes and Brad Tislauski wrecking the field at a plate race. Hey, I got an idea. You know, we put a yellow, stripe on the back of a rookie's bumper.

Maybe we should put a blaze orange stripe on the guy who calls as a wreck at every single plate race. Yeah, yeah, yeah, TJ. I know you were getting pushed by the 22 and the 21. You always got an excuse. Hala. Is that you?

Is that you? Did we cause the first plate? T.J. That's the evidence presented against you. Do you have any defense? I love the fact that guy said, I know, I know. The 22 and 21

we're pushing you. You got no excuse. It's a pretty solid excuse. And he left off the 14, which I feel bad, because you got to leave. You got to give him some credit. Yeah, you got to get everybody credit. Yeah, everybody credit.

Give credit or credit's due. I got to give credit to the Ford's that pitted early in a race and by cause a hell of wreck off four because nobody knew they were coming. That was awesome. The race ain't even over yet. I have no idea who won. NASCAR won, though. Case Elliott, he gets to work on his shit.

Josh Barry, four flat tires. Get on the fucking trailer. Not Chase Elliott, though. Not Chase Elliott. This is the biggest load of bulls shit. Mother fucking bull shit I've ever seen in my life. What a f*** crock. More people need to sue them.

This is... Damn it! I thought the 12 had it. Oh, I thought the 12 had it. Son of a B. Mother! I hope every one of y'all ass has got a beastung. That's where to God.

All right, now that my wife, my son, his girlfriend, my dogs all think I'm insane. because of the mind-boggling meltdown I just had, why in the flying, would you not cover the top? It's only Tyler Redick. He's not good up there or anything. Hey, it's just, who was it that they made the decision? Was it the spotter?

Was it blaming himself? Who the fuck decided not to cover the top? Even if you're remotely slower up there. Disturb the air, dude. That was heartfelt. Y'all, wait don't they get to the toast. Wait until they start throwing a tootosis in the tub in a minute. Kyle Larson, my God, somebody take that boy to the emergency room

because he's going to need some ibuprofen for stepping on his picker again. Ow! Boy, if I was Kyle Larson, I'd cut that thing off, so I'd stop stepping on it. You know, it's very difficult to be a hung money fan. What the fuck? Stop stepping on your fucking. A little hug money? Oh, man.

Maybe that's the problem. Austin Dillon, that dumb son of a... 15 miles. to go and you're racing for damn 30th or 25th, whatever the fuck he normally is. Can't pull out of the way for the leaders. Racing for the damn win. I don't like the Ford's,

but the forwards are going to win the championship because they work together. They help each other. Chevroletes find a way to each other no matter what, no matter who it is, the Hendrick squad, no matter who the fuck it is. Austin Dillon, you dumb son of a... Get some out of the way, you...

I mean... Doug... Can we please hire this guy's the paraporter this year. No, because I can only use every other word. No. Who is that hottie with that McDonald's body up on that root when they should make cut to that? Clearly someone must have slather that lovely gentleman in honey

because the bees were all over him. That one. I'm going to wear a poo bear costume next week for sure. You were just keeping the McDonald's tree and going. Dude, that's the biggest billboard. Are they paying you? I'm a hotty with a McDonald's body. Eat that, TJ.

Try that. All right. Last call is from a member of our live studio audience. Caleb sent this. Hey. Well, I'm sitting here in Mooresville with TJ, bread, and Fred. And they're all looking good except their arms and legs are red. Cause when they were a spotting down at Homestead, Miami,

they got stung by 30,000 big old bumblebees. And you would think that Steve Phelps with all. All the money that he's made would have bought some raid. And the only thing that swelled up more than the stings on their arms is Tyler Reddick's head when he jumped in MJ's arms. They kind of looked like Shaquille O'Neal and an Irish leper corn when they partied all night on South Beach until the break of dawn. And I bet dear Denny's jealous, cause that little tiny fart stowed MJ's heart.

From third to first on the final lap Reddick gave Denny and Blaney the boot And all is looking well for 2311 Except for that lawsuit Hey Denny, it was nice knowing you Oh man Caleb is here in the audience In the audience I said he is the audience It's one person

Man that was awesome Caleb Well done Yeah monkey and a football else and saw her and suck my god all you mother who's gonna stay up for the and you all are gonna sit and make excuses for the mother and you're gonna take up for NASCAR just like the guy you're all you motherfuckers are you won't sit there and tell it like it is just the truck driver no y'all been in the four mat and this motherfucker monkey in a football star it started so you better

Guys a football fan. What you fucking know if you is, you motherfuckers? Sounds like me. That was that dumb shit from a couple weeks ago. I called in three times. Yeah, thanks for calling. Appreciate you. Next.

Hey, I just got to tell you guys something, you never told me these races were kind of an aphrodisiac. First race she's ever been to. And as they get to start going, she's screaming at me, my nipples are so hard. My nipples are so hard. I'm like, right on, honey.

So the race is over, and she's giving me that look. And so we start walking back to the car. We get in the car. She's like, well, you slide that seat back. And when you know what happened next, if you want to get laid, take your wife to a good race. Promo for the Z-Some of the 500 on Valentine's Day. You guys ever notice that Sheldon Creed looks like Austin Powers and Danick Patrick had a baby and they fed it too much?

And Danica taught it how to drive. All right, well, have a good day. I see the Danica. I see awesome Bauer, so that was the percent. Hey, Brett, how do you say long corn dung in French? I mean, Justin Allgaier reminds me of that 33-year-old punter on the Division 2 football team is on like his 16th redshirt senior season. He finally got an NAA championship.

I'm about five Costco Whiskey's Deep. Costco Whiskey. Cheapscape. How of them? Can you not be romantic about math? car. Anyways, you, Freddy.

Fucking Freddy. Love you, buddy. You, Brett. Listen. Costco whiskey. It's funny. I'm a little annoyed, honestly, with Justin,

because he should have got out of the... Oh. That's long corn dung. That's long corn dung. You think... I'm not even going to say. Anyway, uh, Justin,

I mean, he should have got out of the car and thanked us. We're the ones that did this for him. Because we picked that son of a bit every year to win the championship and he let us down. So this year we made a concerted effort not to pick him and that's what did it for him. No matter how hard he tried to fuck it up, we overcame that. Check out Dirty Mo Media. Twitter, Facebook, TikTok, and Instagram.