DOUBLE COVERAGE PODCAST - LeSean McCoy GOES IN on Dak Prescott, Praises Micah Parsons and Compares Tom Brady to Jesus

Episode Date: September 4, 2025

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Also, Bill Belichick. Yeah. Shout to his wife. I saw her on the field, man. You know, great support. I think she's the reason they won. You know, they blew them out. Had a great game.

It was amazing. Their worst non-conference loss since 2014. And it's crazy. The last time they lost that bad, I was in middle school. Shit. And so was his girlfriend. Wow. What's up, guys?

Misty Zach here. Welcome to the debut episode of Double Coverage. I'm your Joe, yo, yo. What's up, guys? Nice to meet you. Damn, you were right. You are loud. I am loud. Yeah, streamer phenomenon. It's different. We were talking about it. It's like on stream, I'm more energetic, more like crazy. And then you are just like chill. But now, fuck, I'm in your world.

Yeah, this is my element. Yeah. You're in the lines, Dan, straight up. Thanks for having me. Yeah, well, okay, for the people at home that are wondering, what is Neon doing on a podcast that's talking about football? It's talking about boss. He's a basketball. He's a streamer. What does he know about sports? Tell me about your sports background. Let me talk to y'all real quick. You know, a lot of people, I was doing a fantasy draft with a bunch of streamers, and then all the streamers were like, oh, you watch football, really? Like, looks are deceiving, you know. I don't look like I do, but growing up, I used to watch hell of shit. I used to, but I was 17.

I lost all my money sports betting. So, like, I was a deep, uh, legally, but I was, like, very deep into sports betting. Um, like crazy parlays. I actually lost my biggest bet ever because the Arizona Cardinals. They had a backup kicker in and he fucked me. He missed the game winning field goal. It was crazy. But yeah, basketball, I was.

watch like people don't realize like I play of course I play yeah but like with when I you box the Manny Pack yeah we didn't and then I got clipped out of context with the whole thing it was just fucking shit show yeah and yeah but it was still cool shout to Manny Pack yow yeah but yeah like sports is something I've always loved like before my content like I tried it I wasn't really doing it but now I finally found out like I could do it and people still fuck with it and like it so now I've just been you know been doing it now we're here so yeah March I was a free agent for the first time so I was 18 if you don't know me I've been the most accurate sports handicapper in the world.

I'm following your bets, bro. Yeah, we're following. We're not going broke again on the Cardinals. Yeah. No backup kicker bets. Brutal, bro. Guess how much I could have won that day? How much could you have won?

Yes. 37,000. 400K. What the hell? It was 100K to 400K. I was 17 years old. I swear to God. Where were your parents?

They didn't know. Oh. I was upstairs in my room and they were like just heard noises. They were like, what the fuck's going on? It was just like. A hundredk bet at 17. Yeah. That's a true better.

Yeah. And that's why you're on the show. All crypto. Straight up. Yeah, and now we're here. Facts. By the way, yo, what do y'all think? This is fire, bro.

It's a great logo. We look good. We do look good. Yeah. I look a little, you know, my face looks a little fat, but. This was trial and error. You approved this. I know.

I didn't really realize, you know, how it's enlarged. Still cool. Yeah, pretty realistic for you. So I, uh, straight up. Yeah, so my background, football, boxing, basketball. We came together. You were telling me, I want to expand on that. Yeah.

I don't want to be just clip farming and doing streams. I want to. We know a little bit of clip farming in the podcast. A little bit, but you wanted to be taken more serious. You wanted to kind of hit that mainstream. And that's kind of what we've been game planning, strategizing. And now we're here, double coverage. Shout to My bookie coming in.

Lead sponsor. My bookie. Thank you. And now we're here. We're blessed. A lot of football news. How did you feel when we did that first stream together, the Pacquiao stream? It was cool because, bro, Paci-O first off, legend, go.

And, like, just, I mean, just, bro, someone like that doing a stream with, like, us? It's like, fuck. What is he doing? Not like, what is he doing, but it's like, damn, like, how did I get here? How did I get to this point? It was great, bro. And shit, we've done a lot of really, really cool shit. Yeah, that's when I realized, though, that the chemistry would work.

Yeah. Because you asked the questions, like, your chat wants to hear or the casual fan wants to hear, and I ask the more, more, more questions. I think I know more about sports than you. We'll see, though. Throughout this whole thing, we'll really see. We'll find out. Yeah.

That's funny. For sure, yeah. Yeah. No, you're up there for sure. Thanks, man. You're him. You know way more about cricket than me. I have a question for you.

Yeah. I know we're supposed to get into this later. What the fuck did you? What is your pick for the Super Bowl this year? We gotta save that. No, no, I want to know now. Right now? I don't go for, yeah.

I want to see if you're really a casual. The league's best team heading into the 2025 season is the Baltimore Ravens. Yeah. All right. Let's continue. Let's continue. What? Do you have a thought?

It's going to be the Texans, but. Okay. Yeah. Straight up. Yeah. Yep. We saw what happened the last time they played. Bro, that was so bad.

Oh my God, bro. Holy fuck. It was terrible. It was bad. It was bad. But, you know, on my fantasy team, I drafted the Shroud. He's going to have a great season. I'm excited because I know, you know, deep inside that the Texans really got out of ticked.

Yeah. You are. What we are missing is Tankdell. It's so cool, bro, doing streams with these motherfuckers and talking about them. It's crazy, bro. But. Shot Tank Dell. Brutal injury.

Hope you come back. Really brutal. And shot? He's been through a lot. He got shot? Yeah, bro. We did the Scott Stort stream. Yeah.

And people had no idea what the theme song was for. They said it was for Mad. And it's actually for the podcast. They were clipping it mad weird. Did those clippers get paid out? Oh, they got paid out for sure. Okay, good. All right.

Those clips went crazy. The clips went crazy, but the captions were weird. Yeah, but it worked. It worked. Now everyone thinks it's maddened, but then they see a podcast, they're like, fuck. Yeah, and like 50 million people have already heard it. Yeah. So that's the beautiful thing.

It's a great song. Yeah, and also comment below who you want to rap on the song. Oh, we still have to do that. We have to do the lyrics, bro. Yeah. Talking to Hot Boy, talking to Kodak, Rugrat, Chippy Red Recorded to Freestyle on it. He did?

Yeah. Damn. We got to figure out what we're going to do with it. Maybe we do a stream or a podcast where we record it. Something like that. One time I want to stream a podcast. Have to. I want to.

It's a necessity. Also, yo, for everyone watching, we want to bring people on. Retired NFL players, retired NBA players, boxers, even artists who know shit about sports. Like just bring a bunch of people on, make it fun, make it entertaining. Because obviously me and you will be cool. But bringing someone else on every time. I'm down to bring fans. All right.

Straight up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you have a good take in the comments, we're going to zoom you in to give your hot takes. That's a thing. I want to talk to the people. We're doing that?

Yeah, we need to. I want to get to like the people. Yeah. Our core fan base. We love the people. We love the people. Straight up. We got to create that double-covered Discord server.

Oh, yeah, facts. A lot of fan interaction though. Clipping Discord? I'm going to respond to every single comment personally. Bro. I promise. You put a lot of pressure on your side. Yeah, I know.

It takes me like, I do every single podcast, though. For real. Yeah, yeah. Like 200, 300, 400,000,000, doesn't matter. Damn. I just sit there, grind it out. Respect. Yeah.

Well, we got to go over all this stuff. Yeah. Micah Parsons traded. Bro. What the fuck is that? We got to go over that. I had a stream ready with him in his house in Dallas all ready to go. And then he gets traded.

It's now fucked. Yeah. Gino Smith, same thing. Like, the trades fuck up my stream so bad, bro. He got paid. He got paid a bag. We got to get Gino on double coverage. Shout to Gino.

It's just hard during the season. Most underrated quarterback. He's so tough. And he's a crazy story. His deep ball is nuts. Bro. What? Yeah.

It is. But also, like, where he came from, like getting punched in the jaw, bench, traded, cut, and now he's a fucking top 12 quarterback. Yeah. Really good, really good. But going back to Micah, bro, I was, you know, I was so pissed because I had, you know, DAC ready. Be honest, did I fuck up? I picked Dak, or I picked CJ Stratt over Dak for fantasy.

You fucked up. Why? Because Pickens and CD and CD's are going on. Yeah, well, CJ Stratt has no offensive line. It doesn't matter, though. He didn't get killed. And he has no run game. Huh?

None. No run game. None. Nick Chubb. Who's coming off a torn apart knee? Joe Mixon. Out for the year. No, he's not.

Yeah, he is. Bro, he's out for like four weeks. He did him out for the year. Gee, fucking G. He's on my bench. You drafted Joe Mixing? Yeah, bro, I'm a Texans fan. Bro, he's named me out for the year.

No, he's no. They're evaluating him. It's at three to four weeks. Bro, watch that. G. Bet. You drafted Joe Mixon? Yeah.

This is why you're getting made fun of him. On the bench. That's a good pick, bro. Joe Mixing is tough. I should have had you with me, bro. I fuck that. I know. I would have...

So it's 5K, each team is 5K. The number one team that wins gets 60K. Maybe we should do like a 100K league. Bro, I'm scarred. I'm scarred from leagues now, bro. Fuck that, bro. Also, Bill Belichick. Yeah.

Shout to his wife. I saw her on the field, man. You know, great support. I think she's the reason they won. You know, they blew them out. Had a great game. It was amazing. Their worst non-conference loss since 2014.

Bro, and I was so, the betting odds were so close. Like, people thought it was going to be a close game. Belfuckers got blown out. I don't think he's focused at all. And it's crazy. The last time he lost that bad, I was in middle school. Shit. And so was his girlfriend.

Wow. Facts. Wow. How old is he again? I think he's like 98. Holy fuck. No, he's in his 70s, though. Yeah.

I mean, hey, respect to him. Respect to him. I want to be like you one day, Bill. When I'm 60, I'm going to divorce my wife. I'm going to buy a bow. Oh, he had a wife before? I don't know. But I'm saying what I'm going to do.

Yeah. And I'm going to marry like a 20-year-old blonde. Okay. Yeah. The kids are getting left at home. Oh, wow. I'm going to Miami and Columbia. Shit.

Straight to the aisle. You got it all planned out, bro. Yeah, it's all planned out. Kids are done. Oh, bro. Oh, bro. Fuck, dude. You're brutal.

Yeah, happens. And if you're new to my bookie, use R-code double, which is going to pop up on your screen right there. Any bet you place up to $500 is fully covered using the bet-back bonus token. Make your play, and if it doesn't hit, you're still in the game. Now we'd like to welcome on 2010's all decade running back turned crazy analysts, Mr. LaShaugh McCoy, aka Shady. What's cracking? How y'all doing?

Look, I love the intro. The crazy analyst is a little a stretch, but I feel it. I like it. It's all love. You didn't like that, bro. No, it was all good. I guess I do got crazy takes, huh? You do.

honest, but you guys say crazy. No, but I was telling him, crazy's good, though. Like, it's like a crazy in a good way. Okay, okay. Crazy is the best way to describe someone in the content game. Okay, okay. See, y'all teach me already. Matter of fact, I'm trying to get better with the streaming,

so maybe we can help each other out. We're doing a stream. We're doing it. We got to, bro. Okay, okay, deal. Damn, I hate like Steve you through a screen, bro. It feels like we're in fucking GTA, bro. That's mad weird.

Yeah, bro. Fuck. Well, your background's fire. It is nice. My backyard. You know what I mean? Come live with your boy for a little bit. You know what I'm saying?

I did an eye for myself. Yeah, you did all right. That's an understatement, bro. Fuck, you rich as hell, bro. That streamer money is the real money, though. But you're going to get on it, though. You're going to start. Well, I'm counting on you.

I'm going to help you. If I don't get no money for streaming, I'm blaming you. Oh, fuck. No, you'll be good. No, we'll get you a betting deal, too. Okay. Okay, I like that. Yeah, yeah.

We'll get you papered up. Let me write that shit down. these young boys. Write that down. Ain't a lie to me. Ain't a lot of me like that. Yeah, yeah. We locked in.

We're locked in. Who's not locked in is Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys. They just traded their potentially probably their best player. Would you say that, Neon? Michael Parsons? Yeah, no, C.D is, but on the defensive end, yeah. Okay, okay. They trade him for two first-round picks and Kenny Clark.

Shady, what was your immediate reaction to that? Well, first of all, Michael Parsons is from our hometown. down. So it hit me a little different, right? You from Dallas? No, he's from Pennsylvania, homie. Oh, come, my bad, man. My bad, bro. No, the team drafts you have to be from that

city. It's crazy, though, because you don't ever, like, trades your best player. I have this theory, right? I think that it's something in the water of Dallas. So the Mavericks, they got crazy and they traded Luca, right? And then Jerry trades, Micah, is something

in that Dallas water. Why would you do that? it is crazy back to back when you put it like that. You were training for Kiko Alonzo. Who, who's that? You were, you know, I was about to say, who the fuck is? When LaShael McCoy got traded, it was low-key crazier to me than the Micah Parsons. Because I feel like that was more shocking to me, and the return was, like, way worse. No, the true story is when I got traded, right?

My agent called me, he said, hey, you're getting traded for Kiko Alonzo. And I was like, man, stop playing. He said, no, I'm serious. So then I said, well, who was that? So I had to look him up. I didn't even know that he, I didn't know he's a football player. I thought it was like a prank. You know, they prank you're going to start a girl?

Yeah. Like what he did to Shador. Right. Just like that. So that I was thinking like, who the fuck is this guy? But everything happens for a reason, huh? No, Chip Kelly's a terrorist for that. Yeah, LaShawn McCrakech, Jack, back to back.

Nah, Chip Kelly, I mean, low-key, like a football terrorist. Yeah. Now, Chip, Chip, he's a different dude, right? Right. I just don't, I don't get it, man. But it's, let's let bygones be bygones, right? Yeah, fuck them. Wait, I got a question for you, bro.

Who do you think is, like, the most underrated team going into the season this year? The Falcons. Yeah. I like, they got a young core, right? They got a lot of shit going on over there. I love what they got going on. I truly think that that's going to be, like, the Dark Horse team. They're in a real bad, bad division, right?

What's that? NFT South. You got the Bucks. The Bucks the best team there. Every year they go like nine wins and they get in the playoffs. They lose Liam Cohen. Come on, bro. They got a young quarterback that's looking solid, right?

Good running game. They got a lot of stuff going on there. And a good coach. And it's Atlanta though. Like, I look at all the popping cities, right? Like Houston. Houston's pop a city. They get a good quarterback.

They instantly start balling. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So Atlanta's my team. Yeah. Also, what do you think about the draft? James Pierce Jr.? They get a lot better on defense, too.

They did. They did. That's another thing, man. The offense, I felt, is going to be good because they're young. A lot of talented dudes, but also on defense, they got better. And they coach. I've been playing against Morris for a couple years, right? Really smart defender.

I did good against them. But everybody's not going to do that. Right? You might have some teams that they can't do good against that defense. So they're going to be doing good. Who is the hardest defense you had to go against ever? Well, you're a little, y'all, both a little young. No, no, hold on, hold on.

I watch your entire career. No, no, but I'm about to tell you this. But back in the day, right, they had these teams like the Ravens. Now, they're good now. But the Ravens back then was angry, was mean, was tough, was dirty. And then the Steelers, they had some errors when they was the truth. So those probably my hardest defense that I won against. And then I would say the last one is probably that 2000.

We're here they go to the championship, the Niners. with Frank Gord and the Kaepernick before we really That's around like 2012 They were not They was nice

They was they was different They was big They was strong It was fast It was physical That's probably the best Willis Alden Smith

Okay Justin Smith Amad Brooks Dante Wittner Oh You just cry hard You must You read your song

Because you You ain't You're not He's really just Looking at you This is what Mr. Exact does

Okay I like that That's what, though, when I decided to come on this podcast, I respect y'all study. Y'all study your notes. You know what's going on. I like that. I do your research.

Everybody's not always prepared. I like that about you. Yeah, that's me. Thank you. No, you give yourself some credit, bro. Jay. Did you feel like he prepared? He's prepared.

He asked some questions earlier that I'm going to tell him about later. But other than that, he's prepared. Yeah. Out of all those guys, Patrick Willis, Ray Lewis, Troy Palomalamalu, who hit you the hardest? Well, typically I don't really get hit hard for real Oh, come on Yo, no, for real.

No, to his credit, like, like, no glaze, he is one of the most elusive running backs ever. Yeah, but like, there's that one time where, like, do you get caught, bro. But you've been crack before. No, like, I mean, if you have sex a lot of times, eventually you'll have children,

but it takes a long time to get to make sense. You know what I mean? That's a good analogy. You know what I'm saying? Like eventually, it's going to happen. But if I had to pick one guy that hit me hard, um, a dude named London Fletcher.

He played for the Red King. He was in the Hall of Fame. Bro, now, he was like 5.8. He's probably y'all height, right? But, man. Oh, really? Dude? The fuck?

Yeah, he was a mother effort, though. He was nice. Nice. He's old hand or hair. He just played football. He was tough. He had little-ass, strong-ass hands. He was really, really good.

He's probably hit me the hardest I ever been hit. I think undrafts. that they're like super late pick like 13 seasons a thousand plus tackles and not in the whole a thing if you look at his resume now this is me speaking my my opinion now ray luis was a dog right freaking nature but if you look at the resume and you look at the credentials right look at the stats his stats is so close to ray lewis and if his name was ray lewis the numbers will look the same or not the numbers that accolades like all pros pro bowls you know these player the year all that type of stuff will look the same.

I got a question for you, bro. I got an answer. Oh, you do? You sure. Who's the most overrated running back in the league right now? Ooh, you. See, I'm the wrong one for that because I'm going to be honest, right? I've had to pick one dude, Naji Harris.

Yeah. No, don't do that. I did that. I'm not a stream with him. Listen, I like him, but you ask me a question. I think he's a good dude. Um, fantasy, don't put him on your fantasy, though. You do fantasy football, right?

Bro, I just, I just drafted. I got fucked yesterday. Did you get nausea? No, I didn't get naggy. Good, good, good. Oh, good, thank God. Underrated, like, on running backs and players. Pittsburgh, low-key, one of the best cities for football.

Wait, isn't DeMarer Hamlin from Pittsburgh? Come on now. Bro, I went to, I was in Pittsburgh. I went to his, um, he had a basketball event. I went there. I was in Pittsburgh for, like, two days. Yeah, so, so, me and say, Cornborough, the running back for Eagles now, right?

We do a golf event every year. matter of front, I'm going to it next year, right? I'm telling him you guys are going, so you better go. I'm your caddy. All right. And we were talking about the players, and I was like, you know what? Like Penn State is probably a better, you know, college and et cetera, right, program. But when you go to the players, it ain't close.

Facts. We got players at Pitt. And he was like, you tripping shady. And then he did the homework and looked at he's like, yo, you was right. So our top, our best can compete against anybody. Dan Marino. Come on, man. Aaron Donald, Joe Montana.

Wow. Pittsburgh's nuts. Derell Revis, you got Larry Fitzgerald. Wow. Larry Fitzgerald. Yeah, you got Curtis Martin. Top five. We up there, baby.

Yeah, you're up there. What running back reminds you the most of yourself today? Because when I look at the running backs, I think Bejan Robinson. Easy. Come here, come here. They guessed it. he jump up here he's here

is that a Rottweiler I have a Rottweiler I have a Rottweiler I got you said the name but John Robinson I got excited now she's a service dog

so when I get excited I have a female Rottweiler too her name's Zoe mine but is Zoe a service dog yeah no okay because when I get excited or I get sad

she comes over to me that's why she came over because I got I need one of those but John Robinson is probably in my opinion out of him and Gibbs is probably the most God-gifted talents of running backs in football.

All right. Strong can run. It's quick, can shake you, can run you over, can catch, can run routes. Their brother's like box office. Get him saying? So that's the reason why I have, you know, Atlanta picked so high because Bjaon is like that. He's like that.

Just the way he can cut on a dime is shady like. Him and Jamir Gibbs. Mama, I'm getting excited again. Come back. I'm getting excited. I'm getting excited. Here she comes. I'm getting excited again.

Okay, I'm cool. Calm. You can sit. You can sit. But he's another one that's a beast, though, bro. Jamir gives quick fast. And a lot of running backs, when they lose their speed, they're not the same. But he has, like, running back instincts where he can make you miss.

He can stop on the dime. He catches. He'd run routes. He does it all, too. So he's up there as far as most talented guys in the league. We got a big time game opening up the season. The Dallas Cowboys are headed to. Philadelphia.

That's gonna be a good game, bro. It's a crazy game. It's gonna be a good game. I don't know. A good game. Why not? Why isn't it gonna be a good game? It's gonna be belt to booty.

No, it's not, bro. No, it's not. Are you a cowboy fan? No, I'm not, but, you know, I fuck with CD, so I got to, you know. I fought with CD too. It's my man. Yes, I can't really. I feel bad.

Like, I don't really know anyone on the Eagles. Well, he'll do well. No, no, no, I'm sorry. Let's let's think about this. do well because he's a great player. Yeah. But they won't do well as a team, though. Their defense is kind of cook. You don't think Dax's a great

player? Did you say great? Oh, you? He's going to prove everyone wrong this year. I promise you, bro. I promise you. No, no, every year I learned a lot of Cowboys fans. They say the same thing. Like, Dak, this year, he's going to turn it on. I think Dak, and I'm going to be honest here, right? Let me look at the camera. Be honest,

man. You ready? Yeah. Dak Prescott is a really good quarterback. that Prescott is a phenomenal regular season quarterback. But when it's time for the playoffs, the design comes off. The disguise comes off and the real hymn is here. And the real hymn is a guy that's going to fuck the game up. Either picks or bad throws, equal loss.

That's the truth. That's the truth. And if you don't believe me, ask Jerry Jones. He would tell you that. He would tell you that. Tell you that. Do we all disagree? You don't give a fuck, bro.

Wait, hold up. Do you guys disagree or no? Shit, man. I'm trying to get the Dak Prescott stream, so I'm going to have to disagree. I mean, why? I mean, you get, like, Lamar Jackson, Jacks. Get the good players. Oh, Josh Powell.

You know what them guys? Jalen hurts. You know one of them dudes? Yeah, you know. He said, get the good players. Yeah. He was second in MVP his last healthy season. He's not good?

Wait, MVP. And then what happened that? He's good. He's not good. Well, first of all, quarterbacks always get the MVP votes, right? So that year, he was second in voting in MVP. And then we got to the record team was over, and we got to the playoffs. He had a 16 or 17-game winning streak at home.

It was phenomenal, right? Jerry's happy. They're selling out tickets. There's cowboy girls running around looking amazing. They play the Packers, an inexperienced team, with their first year starting quarterback, Jordan Love, right? Hmm. He threw picks, sixes.

He threw all these picks. They lost the game. Yeah. And I'm thinking like, damn, number four, and the regular season looks way different than number four in the playoffs. Why is that? Maybe he was just a little nervous.

Oh, he's nervous. Oh, okay. Yeah, but he's a valid excuse for a quarterback that makes $60 million a year? He makes $60 million. Yeah. Wow. I've only made like $80 million in my whole career,

so I don't know. I haven't made money like that. Only, yeah, only, bro. Wow, man. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So bad for you, but I'm saying, like, my whole career

had to do that. He did in one year, so maybe I don't know. I don't know. I just know that every time I'm in the playoffs, the year before that he was in the playoffs, he, um, what do he do? Oh, play the Niners, right?

The Niners was averaging 30 points a game. The defense was shutting them down, right? And my man, Dak, to start throwing everybody picks. Just handing them shits out like candy. So I'm going to say, every time I'm saying, play, it's always that. But he did destroy the Buccaneers the game before.

Oh. He retired Tom Brady straight up. That team was ass after a while. They were old. It was over. Man. Tom was great. But it was over after that.

It was over. Tom's the goat, though, right? Tom's the greatest of all time. My last year I played with Tom. Tom's the best. There's nobody burden to Tom Brady. But even him is like, all right. Like that last year, everybody knew that he was leaving.

It was the end of the road. You know, they were older team. One that's good. Guys are hurt. Man, so they won that game. cool. What was Tom Berry's aura like? He like Moses.

I never met Moses, but it would be like Tom, did everything right? Make you believe, like, fellas today, before we go to this game, I want everybody to walk on water. It'll help us win. And everybody would just do that shit, like, walk on water. That's the type of belief he got in him. You know what I'm saying? He's a real, real leader, real true professional. I mean, it's things like when I'm not.

talk about him. I remember little shit, like, as we got closer to the playoffs, he got more intense. He got more serious. And little things like in the cafeteria when you eating the food, when cats would get up and they leave,

he would say, yo, yo, go get your plate. You know what I mean? Throw that shit away. Like, everybody's held accountable. And I've never seen no leader like that. That's why he's been so successful his whole career.

Damn, that's damn. That's the call right there, though. The goat, the goat, the goat. I remember we had the, we played the Bucks in the championship. And the whole, so you get like two weeks in the Super Bowl to prepare. And the first week, the coach was like, hey, you know, the Chiefs are going to play this defense. So the whole week the coach said, they're going to play it in this defense. Tommy said, where, now we had a group chat with, like, the skill was like the running backs,

to my receivers, the quarterback, tight ends. And he's like, he said, look, guys, they're not going to play some that bullshit defense. they're going to place in this defense. We got to the game, and the defense that Tom said, they played that. Right? And I remember talking to Gromp, so we were on the sideline like, damn, yo, Tom was right this whole time. Grants like, I mean, fuck, bro. I've been dealing for 20 years.

I know what's tough? You know what I mean? Like, he already knew that Tom was going to do that because he played with him. He knew how smart he was. Bro, listen, I appreciate you for coming on, bro. We got to run that stream all three of us. We got to make that shit fire. You live in L.A., right?

I mean, I'm out here. I'm out here. We're trying to do that ASAP. You're going to start streaming. I'm going to help you with whatever you need. And we're all going to shoot together. Shadyy, we'll put that in my phone, dog. Nah, dead ass.

After this, make a group chat. We'll lock it in. We'll set up ideas. We're going to make it happen. Okay, bet. Y'all some real ones, man. Tell your son, I said what's up? I got you.

Oh, we're going to face time because he ain't going to believe me. Okay, bet. Just let me know. All right, guys. Nian, what's a better way to talk about sports and get the real than hearing it from a beautiful girl. There really isn't. There really isn't.

You know, I think that we're at a point in life where we need someone who's smarter than us to ask us questions about sports. I mean, I'm not going to lie, she probably knows more than me. She probably does. So, you know, everyone watching, introducing the one and only. Hi, what's up, y'all? I'm Sava. Nice to meet you. I'm going to be interviewing them.

I'm actually an expert in the NFL. But I won't be talking about that. today. I'm just going to be interviewing them. All right. Yeah, straight up. Thank you. You guys ready? And we're ready. All right. Should I do the first question? Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay. Who are your top five

quarterbacks in the NFL heading into the season? Zach, I'll start with you. I'll start. Man, why him first? I don't know. It says it. It does. It literally. Who wrote the script? Some asshole wrote the script. Wrote the fucking script. I don't know.

Some dickhead wrote it. I think, I think a lot of people, People are down on my homes after the last season. Definitely a slow season. And then obviously they got smashed in the Super Bowl. But I think he bounces back. I had money out, by the way, just to let you know. Yeah, me too.

I rented out of theater. I thought I was about to win so much money out of my boys. We were eating wings, chilling. They got fucking blown out, bro. I was so pissed. So I don't want to hear it. I was there. Huh?

I was at the Super Bowl. And then I had to watch... Yo, yo. Then I had to watch the worst halftime performance in the history of half times. Who performed again? Kendrick. We were sleeping. bro it wasn't that bad

it was horrible in person was like the crowd into it no not a single person cared it was the worst thing I've ever seen who's your favorite artist I know a soft topic but my favorite artist that's such like a hard question I mean okay okay okay okay okay well I'm from the bay

so probably shorty shorty who the hell is do you know who the hell is it's more it's more niche to that I mean I'd say currently currently right the bay is San Francisco right yeah yeah yeah damn That's crazy.

Yeah, shorty, shorty, shorty. Shorty, Shorty. Little TJ. Little TJ. Nice, nice. Yeah. Shorty, shorty, wow. Shout to Lil TJ.

Shout to JJ. Shout to Shott, Shorter. Shout to Jersey. And then, yeah, so I just, I think Mahomes gonna bounce back. I think he's motivated. He's more fit. He's not. My number one.

So he's put my number one. My number two. Fucking casual. Josh Allen. Okay. My number three, Lamar Jackson. My number four, Joe Burrow. my number five jaden daniels okay who's your top five i gotta wait for her to say oh you have to

am i mean yeah yeah yeah that's a that's a pretty solid list yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah wait hold on fuck all that who's your top five my top five okay we're not interviewing me we're not i want to show you guys up okay all right so you know so you know i'll go you know if she's yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i can go now all right thank you um number one obviously josh allen the greatest to ever do it he can run he could throw he could do everything he's a fucking The bills are about to go crazy. Shout to DeMar Hamlin. You're somehow watching this.

That at number one. Number two, we got Lamar Jackson. Amazing. And, you know, I'm basing this off Madden. When I play Madden, I... So Lamar should be won. No, because Josh Allen, they made him O'Pena. Okay, okay.

So I got Lamar number two. All right. Number three, Daniels. Very, very underrated. Shout out. You know, the reason why it works is because his mom is so in his life. Like, I'm being serious. Like, his mom is so in his life,

and he doesn't let him do shit else other than play for him. football. Yeah. And it works. He's great at what he does. Number four, the goat MVP for the season. Oh, Paddering Holmes. C.J. Stroud. What? C.J. Stroud. No. Wait, hold on. Why C.J. Stroud above Mahomes? Just because he had a bad, just like Mahomes last year, he had a bad season. But he's going to pick up. He's going to pick up. You agree, right? I would say. C.J. Stroud, he's the quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs. I don't know. I mean that, that, that is. You just said C.J. Stroud quarterbacks for the Kansas City Chiefs. Yeah, he's on the Chiefs. I don't know. I would

I think so that's a pretty fire list. I do agree with, you know, like your pick at number two with Lamar. Just because he does have really fire edits. I always see those. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's tapped in. Okay. And the number five of Mhomheemahomes. Mm-hmm. Makes sense. But yeah, but yeah, I just think Stroud's gonna have a breakout season.

Yeah, so. Yeah, move on. You don't agree? No. All right. What do y' all think, bro? Yeah, comment. Comment.

Comment on Stroud's top four. And wait, how are you guys going to, like, decide who wins? Like, do they decide? Or, like, at the end of the year, we see who was more right. I think we have to see at the end of the year. There's like a punishment or some shit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, maybe push-ups.

Yeah. Fuck. Anything about that. Something physical. All right. Okay. Who do you have as a Sleeper Super Bowl winner? Neon, I'll start with you this one.

Thank you. You know, I'm going to pass it on? You're going to pass it on? Passing the blunt, bro. That's so nice of you. Yeah. Wow. When I look at Sleeper Super Bowl teams,

I think the first position I look at is the quarterback position because you either need to be elite in the trenches or you need an elite quarterback. There's a team that I think is kind of straddling both, but not quite of that top tier in the public's eyes, but I think they will be after the season. If the quarterback stays healthy, that's Los Angeles Rams. We're in L.A., it's only right.

Matthew Stafford, one of the league's most dangerous quarterbacks, when he's healthy, they add Devante Adams, the receiver room, Jared Verst, breaking out, Braden Fist. They add Puna Ford from the Seahawks. I think the Rams with the defensive line. The best player with that team is Puka. It's not even close. Yeah.

Well, without Aaron Donald, yeah. Maybe Aaron Donald comes out of retirement, and then they're like Super Bowl favorites. But. Still not happening. There would be like my sleeper team, like the kind of, they're looming in the shadows. Coaching. My sleeper team is the Dallas Cowboys. Let me tell you why.

We got pickings. We got CEDY. We got Dak Prescott breakout season. And, you know, I tried drafting Prescott, and my stream was on my ass. They were so pissed. They were like, oh, every year they say this and it never happens. It's going to happen this season. They're going to take it all the way.

Everyone's hating on them. You know, the Micah's shit was kind of fucked up. You know Michael Parsons, right? Yeah. Number 21. Yeah. Okay. So like, it's just like, what, dude?

No, keep going. Okay. It's definitely his number. But it's just like a thing where like, it's just, you know, it's, when everyone is against you, you end up succeeding. And that's what's going to happen. America's team. America's fucking team.

I might switch to a job. Shout to all the Dallas Cowboys fans fans. in the chat watching. You guys are taking it all the way. Let's clap it up for you guys. Shout to CD Lamb. He said in an interview. He said straight up, we're going to be crazy. We're going to be scary. Shout out to the Cowboys. They're going to see. We're in. The Cowboys got more of a chance in the Rams. Okay, let's just say they both do great. I would agree with you actually in this one. I think the Cowboys, you know, I think they do. I think they do. You know, just because I, you know,

I have Texas Pride too. I lived there for like nine years. What part of Texas? Yeah, Tyler. Tyler? Yeah, it's like... Tyler? Tyler? What's Tyler?

It's like 45 minutes from Dallas. No, no, no, no. It's actually a city. That's not a real place. Yeah, Tyler. You just made up a name instead of it was a city. No, yeah, yeah. It's a thing.

I just didn't know people actually lived there. I didn't know they had, like, human life. Yeah. I mean, it's like really spaced out. What homes is from there? Oh, I just chased cows. Like, I literally chase cows, like outside. Oh, like some ranch shit.

Yeah, yeah. That's my only form of entertainment. Yeah. What made you want to move to L.A.? My parents did. Oh, damn. Your parents moved from Tyler to L.A. Yeah.

Oh. Well, no, no, no. We lived in the Bay, and then I moved to L.A. for work. Keep up. Yeah. Well, I just found out out out of. Yeah. Damn.

So your parents still live in the Bay? No, they moved to South Carolina. That's a crazy fucking story. Is it? Clemson. Clemson? They got cooked by L.S.U.? El Clemson.

Yeah. So they live in South Carolina. Carolina. Interesting. Shout to the Cowboys. Facts. No, but we can on MyBooky bet on them. They're over under on wins. Okay.

We're going over. Of course. I think it's like seven and a half wins, bro. We're going over, of course. Yeah, they're going to have a winning record. They are. All right. We're betting it.

You're with me. I'm with you. You're with us. Yeah. You're all betting it. How much are you guys betting? That's what I say. MyBooky.orgy.

We're going to bet it. How much would you, all right, we'll match whatever you do. Um, 50K. Bro. What type of. fucking money are you making what do you do what do you do um social media it's one way to put it yeah so oh i get no no no no no yeah you get it i get it but um maybe we put like 10 bands yeah i was thinking like 30 bucks but i mean shit i do like 35 okay yeah 50k you got money like that

sometimes we should put 10k on it yeah for the game i think we should i think we should i actually would be down for 10 all right it's a good bet like real shit It's a fire bet. Straight up. Just send me the money, and I'm going to handle the betting for you. I'll show you the screenshot proof and shit of replacing it. We'll talk about that either. Yeah, maybe after this.

All right. Next question. All right. Oh, there's more. There's more. Yeah, there's actually. Oh, there's two more. Okay.

All right. All right, all right, right. If you had to pick one NFL player to have as your partner in a street fight, who would it be? Zach, I'll start with you. I think when I hear of a fight, my mind goes straight to Samoans. Oh, I think I know who you're about to say Yeah, I got Vita Vaya.

Yeah, I knew it. I want Vita Vaya on my team. I box and everything, you know, I would like say I can fight pretty well. I would never fight a Samoan. For real? Yeah. Out of all the people, Samoans and Rednecks. Samoans are crazy.

Samoans are nuts and their skulls are like four times thicker than normal person. I had a Samoan security guard and on my stream he choked out one of my boys. Wait for what? Because he wasn't waking up on time for the stream. Damn. That's appropriate, though. And it was on stream. He choked him out on stream.

It was crazy. Damn. It was crazy. Yeah. So I think any time you want someone to have your back in a street fight, they got to be Simone. What position does he play again? He plays defensive tackle. How much does he weigh?

Probably like 360. Dang. I made probably like 3.30. But he's fast, too. Damn, that's like a tank. He's a tank. Who are you picking, you know? Me, you know, street fight, you can't be fat and almost tip over trying to throw a punch.

So your answer might not be the best. I would have to go for someone more. more buff, more muscular, more masculine, you know, more defined in the body. I can't give an answer after that. I'm not going to lie, boy, what the fuck? More defined in the body? I'm not going to like, I have to pass now. I can't answer it.

Are you studying them? No, I just, next question. Yo, before we start the show, yeah. Yeah, I look at Yon's camera roll. It's just like shirtless NFL players. Yeah, totally just looking at them. Yeah. I mean, that is a good way to like look at somebody's physique.

Yeah, you ever do that? Um, not personally, but, yeah, maybe you can show me how. Yeah. Yeah. I can't answer the question after that. It's going to... Next question. Are you sure?

You forfeit a point? I was going to say Michael Parsons, but okay, let's just... Next question. He's a nice guy. Yeah. Very nice body. Really? Wait, can I see, like, a picture?

You know that? Guys have like... Oh, okay, okay, okay. Flash that. Anyway. If you could choose one current player and one retired player to appear on double coverage,

who would they be? Neon, I'll start with you. Obviously, I'd have to say, Patrick Mahomes just because, you know, shit, I'm thinking about views. You know, that shit's going to go crazy. Patrick Holmes is a fucking shot out. He is a goat, no matter what. You know, he was number five on my list, but Patrick Mahomes.

Retired would probably have to be, let me think. Matt Schaub. Matt Schaub. Shout to Matt Schaub. The first ever QB I ever watched, his ear got fucked up in the game. It was the coolest shit I ever seen in my life. Can we flash Little Neon in the Matt Schaub jersey? Oh, yeah, damn.

I forgot about that. Yeah, I had a Matt Schaub jersey as a kid. Yeah, so Matt Schaub. That's what I knew that you knew Ball. I knew that a Matt Schaub. I know, Matt Schaub, the goat. Yeah. If I had a pick, I would go retired.

I'm going with Lawrence Taylor, the goat, the greatest defensive player of all time. I haven't seen someone like our generation really sit down with him and like encapsulate his greatness. I think, yeah, the greatest ever do it. Multiple Super Bowls, multiple defense player of the years, MVP. And I heard a lot of people

comparing Micah Parsons to Lawrence Saylor. He is not Lawrence Taylor. He's still very good, though. Still very good, but he doesn't play the run like Lauren Saylor. And then I would say for the current player, there's so many of my home is a great answer. I would go, CD Lamb. We need CD. We just talked about the Cowboys.

We're going over on him. Cool-ass guy. I've seen him in person. I think he'll be fired to have him on the pod. And I'm offended. You didn't say him. Well, I've already done the stream, but like on the podcast, yeah, for sure. Invite some friends.

Yeah, what if you just play Sabato? Oh, and none of us do? Yeah, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just, it's a Jewish guy does it. Yeah. Shalom. Shalom.

Shalom. Are you Jewish? I'm actually not. I'm German. Oh. Yeah, I'm kind of like the opposite spectrum. Ney, there's a game this week, and it's my sleeper Super Bowl team

against your favorite team, and it's in L.A. Texans at Rams. One thing I will say about L.A., I went to stream a game. I went outside, and every single fan there have the opposite jersey on.

So they don't have a deep crowd. So home advantage doesn't matter. I looked at the odds. The Texans are underdogs somehow. They are. So you don't know my pick or should I wait for your pick? I think you should go with your pick. All right.

For everyone watching, if you want to win guaranteed money, I approve this bet. One million percent guaranteed the Houston Texans money line. Okay, I got my CJ Stroud jersey right here. Best Q being the league. No way. We brought the jersey to set. Best QB in the league,

greatest to ever do it, C.J. Stroud. It's going to be a blowout. You brought the jersey to set? Also, yeah. Bringing, like, team apparel to a set is crazy. It is. It is. But also, if you guys want another easy bet to win more money,

minus six and a half, get that line, it's a lot. Straight up. Yep. So you got the Texans. You don't agree with me at all. No, I don't. I got the Rams.

And I'm going to tell you what. Didn't you just say, yo, this guy's a hypocrite. Los Angeles Rams, Matthew Stafford, Pooka, Davante Adams, Jared First, Kobe Turner. We're not losing.

Easy money. Who's we? My Rams. You're not from LA. My Rams! There's no we! My Rams! Now, Texans, there's a we.

I'm motivating the team, bro. All right. I have a spot 45 minutes outside of L.A. With the camera real quick. Look at the middle camera. Hey, smile real quick. Screenshot this next to the scoreboard when the game's over. Please.

Yes, please. Thank you. When the Rams 30 pop, the Texans, I want that screenshot. Thank you. So you have their money line. Yeah, if you want to actually win money at mybooky. AG, not just like pretend money, like neon, like, let's do it. I'm gonna put a real bet.

Yeah, but you're gonna lose the real money. That's all right. We'll see. Bet, we will see. I can't wait to be right. I love being right. There's nothing better in this world than being right. You're not going to be right a lot on the show.

Okay. Yeah. You are a try hard. Like, you know everything. Something out. Yeah, everyone calls me to chart no matter what I do. No, but you're good at it though. Yeah, thank you.

You're good at what you do. Yeah, yeah. No, the stream just likes calling me to try. It's all good. That's the nickname. I hit Pats's Pachia. I walk off. I'm like, dude, it's nervous.

I'm any Pachio. Try hard. I'm like, yo. Oh, because like the way you were punching it. Yeah, they were like, you're going to hurt Pachio. I mean, you weren't going a little hard. He's an eight-time champion. I think he'll live.

Yeah, true. I don't know. He got punched by Mayweather. Can't take Mystic Zach? Mistex, Zack. Straight up. Yeah, true. I mean, that's just my opinion.

That's true. And then we were talking about it. We're going to collaborate in a pick. You know, this show isn't going to be like those other debate shows where they always disagree, just to disagree. Neanne and I are homies. We're part of the future Super Bowl champions. Of facts. Yep, they're going to be right there.

But we're going to pick them this week with the teaser. For you guys at home, a teaser is when you can add points onto the total or spread. So the spread for this game, the Eagles are favored by nine and a half points. So what we're going to do is add six points onto that. So we're going to grab the Cowboys at plus 15 and a half, which means they have to lose by 15, less, or win. And then the over under is 47.5, I believe, or if not cut it, we're going to go with the over. We believe in the Cowboys offense. We say they're going to go out there.

They're going to score more than 41.5 points total when you combine the Eagles and the Cowboys. It's great pick. That's the teaser. From best. Over with the Cowboys. We collaborated. We agree. and then every single week over at mybooky.orgie.

I'm going to give you a player prop to take. This week, I like a guy that Neon has in fantasy. Who? I saw your fantasy team. I wanted to include them. Brian Thomas Jr. The goat. His line, 71.5 yards.

He hit that. That's a lot of yards, bro. He hit that over in the last seven games of last season. Liam Cohen came out and said, Brian Thomas Jr. will be the focal point of our passing offense. When they lined up in the preseason, they put them in the slot over 40% of snaps. The line's a little bit low because they're scared. Jayce's horn's going to, you know, kind of tag along and chase him.

But when he's in the slot, he gets a free release. I think they're going to scheme him up for easy yards, get Lawrence going, kind of get him comfortable. I don't expect a huge dose of Travis Hunter, week one. I'm expecting more. Beat J. That's why I got his player prop in the over. Good bets.

Chat. He is, I say chat. We're not live. Holy fuck. There's still a chat, though. YouTube chat. Facts. Listen to him.

Listen to my pick, too. Don't just listen to his shit, okay? Because he's smart, but I'm smarter. Go with the Texans, win some money. Love you guys. God bless. Well, we got to do the drip check to end that episode. Oh, you want me to stand up?

Yeah, bro. Show off the drip. What do you got on? You got the levels? This is from my boy Ronnie, his brand. Ronnie 2K shout to him. Shout to your dad. This is from fucking Target or some shit.

I got these from Nike, like 90 bucks. And these socks are dirty. Well, where'd you get the glasses from? These are Nerf glasses from a kid, yeah. I don't like changing my glasses. Oh, they're glasses from a kid. Oh, cool. I just keep changing the lenses.

Okay, cool. You know, it's crazy, I have chrome glasses. How do you say, Cartier? Cardier. I have all those, but I don't like them. Because it's not me. This is me. That's you.

Let's see your drip check. Drip check. Got the Tiff jersey on, camo shorts, and then I got the OG Tiffs on. These came out four you were born. How much those cost? Young Buck. How would you? Like three bands.

I'm 23. Poor, I'm 21. I'm unk. No, you're a new. two years older than me, bro. Those are nice, though. These are, these are tough. Those are nice.

These are probably my favorite shoes I own with the jersey and everything, and then, you know, I got the ice on. I went platinum on them. What did Drake say? Fuck going platinum. I looked at my wrist and it's already platinum. Damn, bro, you love Drake. Some shit like that.

I do love Drake. Yeah. Got the band on, the earrings. I'm just iced out head to toe. I don't like ice. You didn't know. He didn't know. Thank you.

It looks nice. Yeah. Yeah. It complements your skin tone. Does it? Yeah. What would you describe my skin tone as? White?

I'd say I'm caramel. Yeah. Pretty white. You're not pale, though. You don't look like you're dying. No, I don't look like I'm dying. I think I'm pretty tan. Pretty tan, yeah.

Straight up. What would you consider my skin tone? You're like a macchiato. Oh, wow. Yeah, like a nice macchiato. I've never heard that before. Yeah. I like it a lot.

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