Doug Loves Movies - Adam Cayton-Holland, Nathan Lund and Amy Miller guest

Episode Date: May 16, 2022

Live from Comedy Works in Denver, Doug welcomes Adam Cayton-Holland, Nathan Lund and Amy Miller to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a fre...e month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers, green and baby sticky seeds With 50 as a pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see But Doug loves movies Hey everybody, there's a sign on my stool. It's made out of wood, I think. It's got a little rope on it. And it's Doug Loves Cameras.
Starting point is 00:00:37 Doug Loves Cameras, the noted logo for the show that we stole from, what's that? Lance Crafters has a similar logo. Anyway, you know, I dropped that out of love. I know it wasn't going to break or anything. But I need room on my stool for the prize bag. But let's give this show a proper start Hey, hey, hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies
Starting point is 00:01:10 This is Doug Loves Movies Coming to you once again, finally, from Comedy Works in Denver, Colorado It's Sunday, May 8th, 2022 And I am a mile high Happy Mother's Day, everybody Any mothers in the house? Oh, shit. Any motherfuckers up in here? Oh, my.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Oh. Oh, Denver. Yeah! Well, thank you for being here, all the nice mothers and the people who brought them here. Or they brought themselves here, you know. Mothers can do anything.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Except make their own decisions, apparently. Okay, so... It's time for Doug plugs And an awkward transition to be sure I'm doing stand up at the Temblor Brewing Company In Bakersfield, California On June 25th
Starting point is 00:02:38 For all my dates and deets and links Go to Douglovesmovies.com That's Douglovesmovies.com. That's douglovesmovies.com. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Starting point is 00:03:07 thank you everybody for doing that so well makes me feel so good I brought a very special prize bag in fact I'm allergic to it no I I brought this bag, which ends up being the best part about this prize bag.
Starting point is 00:03:31 So I'll share what the bag is last. I'll tell you about the contents I put inside of it. I've got a water bottle that was given to me by Netflix as a joke at the festival. Yeah. You guys like bike bicycling and water bottles with a little loop
Starting point is 00:03:48 on there. You can hang on your bicycle and then you can run over somebody trying to cross the street when you're making a left. Right?
Starting point is 00:03:59 It's crazy around here. Some blue bottle coffee. I forget where I got that from but this looks like nice coffee I don't mess with nice coffee I just do Starbucks and then
Starting point is 00:04:10 oh some apricots that I got on the plane does anybody up close here love apricots who does loves them alright here you go Does anybody up close here love apricots? Who does? Loves them. Alright, here you go, catch. Well, I hope you managed to get them. I hope you scrambled over them. That's like a fly ball in a baseball park, you know.
Starting point is 00:04:44 People scramble for it when it doesn't hit the catcher. I got a couple of pins, a Doug Benson pin, a Douglas Movies pin, a cookie they give you when they check you into the hotel, and a Peacemaker rubber pipe that's only... Yeah, they're very nice, and it's only been used once. So all of that's only, yeah, they're very nice, and it's only been used once. So all of that's in the bag, but check out the freaking bag, is
Starting point is 00:05:11 what I like to say, because if you ever wanted to take two tall ones and put them in a refrigerated bag, a cooler bag, if you will, and zip it up and go in style to the beach with your mythic quest to tall one cooler for regular-sized cans I imagine would fit in
Starting point is 00:05:37 there but yeah it's from the TV show mythic quest they sent me this and it's uh it's on Apple TV. So somebody's going to win this today. As you can tell, not a lot on the line here. There's nothing to be too excited or upset about. Win or lose, it's more about having a good time. I like when they say that to people on game shows when they just lost a lot of money. And the person's like, yes, I had a good time. Yeah, well, it's going to be a bad time for the rest of your life.
Starting point is 00:06:09 Thinking back about that good time and how you should have solved the puzzle when you had the chance. You had to spin again. All right. I'm about some fictitious game show contestant but we've got three real life live comedians here
Starting point is 00:06:31 to participate on stage should we get them out here alright give it up everybody for Adam, Caden, Holland, Nathan Lund and Amy Miller. Hi, everybody. Hello, hello. Happy Mother's Day.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Your mommy's here. That is like a sandwich over there. It's a great guest sandwich. We've got noted great guests in the middle, and then two new great guests. That's just my assumption, that they're both going to be great guests. Oh, thanks. New and great, Out the gates. Both approved by
Starting point is 00:07:28 Amy, but let's introduce everybody individually and alphabetically, starting with the man directly to my left. Denver comedy phenom, if you will. Podcasts, the Grawlix.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Author. Oh, you want to play it that way? You want these guys yelling out shit during your intro? Doug, I'd like it if Amy take over the intro, if that's cool. She'd probably be better at it. It's Adam, Kate, and Holland, everybody. Hey, everyone. Pleasure to be here. Your name is extra easy for me to remember now, Hey everyone! Pleasure to be here. Your name is extra easy for me to remember now, because I know with the last name Caden Holland,
Starting point is 00:08:12 you get a lot of people who just suddenly assume, or always assume, there should be that L in there, and they get Clayton. Clayton. Yeah, it happens all the time. And now, when I met you, I introduced you one night. I got it right, I think. But now I'm going to have it forever because the recent season of The Bachelor, his name was Clayton. And that's how they pronounce it, Clayton. Clayton.
Starting point is 00:08:38 Bachelor Clayton. Yeah. And I didn't like that guy at all. It was a terrible season. Yeah, and I didn't like that guy at all. It was a terrible season. So now it's in my hatred of him, I can just drop the L in Clayton and call you by your actual name.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Adam Caden Holland, everybody. I worry I'll fuck up and change Holland to Dutch or something. Adam Caden Holland, everybody. God damn it. Yeah, that L creeped in over there And there's already plenty of L's in Holland Alright so Thank you for being here
Starting point is 00:09:11 First time on the show Any statements you'd like to make at this time Just what a journey it was For you to get to Katen from Clayton I loved the ride And I've never even seen The Bachelor but fuck that guy if he
Starting point is 00:09:28 if he if he has dares to be a Clayton. It's Clayton from here on out. Fuck anyone named Clayton. It's written throughout history
Starting point is 00:09:35 and that's all I got to say, Doug. Okay. That's a perfect opening statement. Thank you for being here. Also, another first timer
Starting point is 00:09:44 Trinidad comedy phenom Thank you for being here. Also, another first-timer, Trinidad comedy phenom. Is that fair to say? And also, he has an album, the title of which I had to remember one time, and I completely fucked it up. But this time, I'm going to nail it. Wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Oh! Chubby behemoth. That is my podcast. So that is... That's half correct. I always have to get something wrong. Did your first album come out recently? No.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Okay. I don't record anything so that I can just tell Whatever old ass jokes I want whenever I want Smart Why burn them? Juggies put out specials Why put them out there? Why try to make some money or acclaim
Starting point is 00:10:38 When I can just go under the radar forever? Yeah Everyone, every time they see you Is this shit new? I don't know I haven't ever heard Any of his albums Nathan's OJ bit Is legendary
Starting point is 00:10:53 And when it's that good You just tell it Year after year after year And I wrote it in 1990 Before the murder It was the Hertz thing It was the Buffalo Bills thing. Yeah, no murder involved.
Starting point is 00:11:07 I like watching him fall and get hurt in the Naked Gun movies. Because his character just gets beat to shit in every episode. And I just laugh like it's real. Yeah, he stumbles around that boat. Yeah, there's a scene where he just falls into every dangerous thing on the boat and then eventually falls off while on fire, I think. Yeah. Yeah, it was just like, we used to laugh at that.
Starting point is 00:11:31 It was like, the range is going to build up when you're laughed at like that. You never know how you're going to let it out. You might try to rob back some of your old antiques. He kept yelling at the crew to stop laughing at him. This is serious. OJ, you're killing. Oh, you think this is killing? Yeah. Also joining us today,
Starting point is 00:11:55 we've heard from her already, and can't possibly hear from her enough. It's Amy Miller, everybody! Hello. But did you see how quiet I was when you were getting Nathan's intro wrong? Did you see how fast I learned?
Starting point is 00:12:12 I did. I thought we established we all enjoyed it when you jumped in with some good information about Adam. But yeah, but also, that's how you get it into the heads of the listeners, by getting it wrong and then repeating it correctly a bunch of times. That's true. We all get there together. It is a great book. Thank you, Amy.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Tragedy plus time. Adam, Caden, Holland. No L in Caden. 14 L's in Holland. Holland is a choose. Choose your L adventure With Holland Whatever you want Adam K. Choose your L adventure
Starting point is 00:12:47 That'd be a lot of A's though This is gonna start Something terrible Fuck Holla-la-la-la-land Holla-land La-la-land Okay
Starting point is 00:12:59 Well back to me Fun Lamey Miller Let's put an L in Amy I don't like that Amely I think it's called Blamey Millililler Amy Millililler is here
Starting point is 00:13:17 And Just passing through town, eh? Yeah, I'm so glad this worked out This was a fun last minute booking Amy was like, hit me up yesterday Hey, I'm in town, I? Yeah, I'm so glad this worked out. This was a fun last minute booking. Amy was like, hit me up yesterday. Hey, I'm in town.
Starting point is 00:13:28 I heard you're doing Douglas movies. I said, you're going to be on. Oh, no, actually I said, what? And then followed up with a text that said, read in Lil Jon's voice. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:40 I wanted to make sure that she knew I wasn't. I was like, I already did. That's how I read all my books. Yeah! Yeah! So, speaking of Bachelor
Starting point is 00:13:57 and Bachelorette, he was a great guest host on Bachelor in Paradise last summer. Lil Jon? Yeah, but just came out and he just, like, but he had to work yeah and what and everything.
Starting point is 00:14:12 I bet he was just speaking voice, just like, alright, so how many of you hooked up? And they're like, we did. He's like, yeah! Yeah! I feel like he was just walking down the beach and they're like, Lil Jon, you want in on this shit?
Starting point is 00:14:25 He's like, you know what he said. Sit over here, dude. All right, so that's who's playing today. But before we get to the games, I'd like to ask each of you to recommend one motion picture for the folks here in the audience and the listeners to possibly enjoy you know I say possibly because I don't personally like to recommend movies to people because I don't want to be
Starting point is 00:15:01 responsible for their experience I just want to be like I liked it you do you or whatever but then I still ask this question of my guests even though I don't like being asked it because I do think it's interesting to just throw out some movies that like the one time when Amy was on
Starting point is 00:15:20 the show and she suggested a documentary called Jasper Ball exactly that those that have gone to the trouble of seeing it it's a rewarding experience it's something yeah it's yeah it's an interesting movie so uh let's start with you Amy what would you like to recommend today well since we're in the middle of another Nick Cage-a-sance, I feel, I just re-watched Moonstruck, and I love it so much. Yeah, I always forget, and then it's like, it's so fucking funny.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Cher's so goddamn beautiful in it, and then Nick Cage is like crazy and hot. He's like still missing teeth. Like, he didn't even like get his anything fixed up yet, you know? He's like. Bang, that's Nick Cage. They made Cher's hair more gray in that movie than it is now, like, today. It's crazy how they try to age her up in that. Well, she was, like, an old dowager, yeah. Yeah, she's still just an awesome person, and, like, you know, Nicholas Cage back then, as great as he is, and was then, he was no match for her, you know.
Starting point is 00:16:27 Yeah. I mean, he had to snap out of it. She told him. Snap out of it. She told him. She slapped him. She didn't get thrown out of the entertainment business for slapping Nick Cage. I'm just saying what happened.
Starting point is 00:16:44 I'm just saying what happened Probably a few times too They probably did a few takes I bet you she had fun that day Maybe her hand hurt at the end of the day But anyway Great recommendation That movie's a frequent flyer In this portion of the show
Starting point is 00:17:06 like it's come up several times oh weird you mention it every time you do it's Moonstruck or Jasper Mall that's all you get yeah if you could change it up next time I'd appreciate it
Starting point is 00:17:22 I don't know it might not have been me it probably was I don't know Amy has a learning disability where me, it probably was, I don't know. Amy has a learning disability where she only remembers Moonstruck. It's a very rare, sad condition. Oh, wait until you see me play the games, you're not wrong. Whenever I see like a low moon in the sky,
Starting point is 00:17:38 I yell and nobody understands it or cares, that's Cosmo's moon! See, exactly. That's the reaction it gets. You're just like, what? Even when you're talking about Moonstruck, the reference isn't funny. All right, so who else wants to step up
Starting point is 00:17:54 with a recommendation? Adam, do you have something to recommend? Wildhawks 2. Don't even fuck with 1. Will you be confused at all? You can skip it? Is there a previously in Wildhs one? We were talking backstage Watch the trailer
Starting point is 00:18:08 They'll give up one They'll fill you right in Then go straight to two They swished it It's all the same peeps? I don't know I've never seen one or two Doug's writing this down
Starting point is 00:18:23 What a trickster. I just wanted to come out and earnestly be like, Wild Hogs 2 is my favorite shit. And if you guys don't like it, you're stupid as fuck. I just am not even sure there is a Wild Hogs 2. There has to be. I don't think there is. Is there a Wild Hogs 2?
Starting point is 00:18:42 And if there is, it's got different actors. Wilder Hogs. Wilder Hogs. Wilder Hogs. And then 3 is the wildest hogs. Still Hogs. Still Hogs. My friend and I used to joke that there was a sequel to Stomp the Yard. It was like Stomp the Yard 8 and it was called Can't Stop Stomping.
Starting point is 00:19:03 And he's like 85 and his knees, he needs Stop Stomping. And he's like 85 and his knees, he needs to stop stomping. But it's just fucking in him. Can't Stop Stomping. Hey, with an I. Maybe it's called Old Dogs, New Tricks
Starting point is 00:19:20 and there's like a younger generation like baby versions of each of them to set up like a franchise. Oh, like a reboot generation like baby versions of each of them to set up like a franchise. Oh, like a reboot? Or a prequel. A prequel to Wild Hogs.
Starting point is 00:19:32 That'd be good. Look who's hogging and they're babies. There's little baby tricycle motorcycles. Well, I gotta get to work on a screenplay. Because he is an author. Look who's hogging two. Look who's hogging now.
Starting point is 00:19:49 They just write themselves. But what's your recommendation, Adam, for reals this time? A real movie that I like, and I forgot how good it was. It's an old movie, 70s, five easy pieces. Jack Nicholson. I love that movie. He's so hot in that movie. He's amazing in that movie. I think he was nominated for Best Actor, and he
Starting point is 00:20:09 plays like a rich kid who rejects that world and goes and works in like an oil field, but then his dead father's dying, he has to go back and reconnect with them, and it's just like an awesome road trip Jack Nicholson movie from the 70s. It's a great movie. Five easy pieces. Here's my question for you.
Starting point is 00:20:25 Do you have a question, Nathan? Is it based on the world's most boring puzzle? Because that seems like you've been hanging out with your kids a lot and you're doing a lot of five-piece puzzles and you're like, you know, fuck a thousand piece puzzle. I want a
Starting point is 00:20:42 five-piece puzzle. I want to know what it is right away. You should see these babies try the five pieces though. They want a five piece puzzle. I want to know what it is right away. You should see these babies try the five pieces though. They're still bad at it. Yeah, any kid can do four but five's the real curveball. They put little pegs on them and everything
Starting point is 00:20:56 and these idiots still can't figure it out. Are you calling my sons idiots? Yeah. I'll take it, whatever. Baby hogs. My baby hogs?
Starting point is 00:21:10 Okay, here's my question. Why is Jack Nicholson's character what leads up to him being so mean to the waitress in the diner? Well, I think it's a slow unraveling of having to go back. Because people cheer him on in that scene
Starting point is 00:21:25 and I feel like he's harassing her and being terrible do you? I do it's the most famous scene where he basically wants a sandwich and she's like we don't have that and he's like but you have all the ingredients for that so fucking make the sandwich it's a pretty nice thing to say to somebody who's just working at a restaurant
Starting point is 00:21:43 who just doesn't fucking have that goddamn sandwich. I think it's him being like, it's swinging against the machine. Right. He's like, you're in the bed in this way. But he takes it all out on the waitress. I don't think it's aged well. Yeah, you're probably right. Because he tells her, the last thing he says is he tells her to take all those ingredients and hold them between her knees.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Which is the oddest insult to end of a rant thing to say, but people loved it. Yeah. I mean, I don't know how that plays, and I'm going to have to try it in real life. It makes the sandwich flavors congeal a little bit. You know what I mean? It's like a panini press. He wanted it toasted. He wanted it toasted
Starting point is 00:22:29 with little grill marks. I do call my thighs a George Foreman grill. Okay, so... Five easy pieces, but it might be problematic. I don't know. I take Doug's asterisk. I recommend it for me, not for you necessarily.
Starting point is 00:22:51 It's great. I'm just here to pick at these things. I don't feel that badly about the scene in the movie. But, you know, these days, it's like really, your heart goes out to the people who are willing to serve food. And willing to serve. I could have just stopped right there. People are like, why is he bringing up the military?
Starting point is 00:23:13 But there you go. People who are willing to serve food. Thank you for your service. Of food. Okay, so... I got these grill marks in Vietnam, goddammit. Put my hand in the fry-o-lator for the weekend. I'm going to start saying thank you for your service
Starting point is 00:23:45 to the servers. Thank you for that service. Thank you for the service I just had. It's like the old Brian Regan bit about, you know, you get out of the taxi
Starting point is 00:23:59 at the airport and they say, have a nice flight. You go, you too. I mean if you ever and then he
Starting point is 00:24:06 goes on a long thing alright Nathan you've had a lot of time to think about it not make as terrible choices as these other two what
Starting point is 00:24:16 what would you like to recommend so I live in Trinidad I used to live in Denver and I worked at the Mayan and I just read and there was a movie
Starting point is 00:24:24 there that was great. The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus is very fun. Yeah, Terry Gilliam. Very fun. Heath Ledger's last movie. It's great. It's fun. It's weird.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Hadn't watched it in like a decade. I was trying to think of something good. You died in the process of filming, right? Yeah. I was trying to think of something good. He died in the process of filming, right? Yeah, and so they had to have some people like, some people help fill in some of the scenes that he wasn't able to get to. Jude Law, Johnny Depp,
Starting point is 00:24:54 Colin Farrell are all in it briefly. But yeah, it's fun. Tom Waits is the devil. So yeah, it ended up being kind of a style choice to have this one character suddenly played by somebody else briefly a few times in the film.
Starting point is 00:25:11 They made it work, yeah, and it was weird, it was great. Terry Gilliam, kind of typical. Gilliam, yeah. You got a few. I mean, in this crowd, I feel like Moonstruck really took it. But, you know, it's not really a competition. It's just about letting people... Look, I said Wild Hogs to fake
Starting point is 00:25:30 and this crowd lost its mind. So if I had said that for real, I feel like I might have been in the running on that one. I almost said Boonstruck, I almost gave the win there to Moonlight, which would have been a twist for them. To get the win incorrectly. Alright, thanks for visiting Recommendation Nation, and we have to take a break now, so we'll be right back after these messages!
Starting point is 00:26:00 messages. We're back and we had such a fun time that all y'all missed out on. You really have to come see the show in person. That's guitar.
Starting point is 00:26:38 Adam, you brought your acoustic? Somebody kicked a guitar or something. So in our games today, Amy's going to be playing for the Dan Vinci Code. Is that right? Dan Vinci Code? The Dan Vinci Code. Vinci Code. And Nathan's playing for Flash Lee Gordon. And Anna's playing for Gereric Park. Which sounds like a park for old dinosaurs.
Starting point is 00:26:59 Yeah, we sent Grandma to Gereric Park. It was that or a nursing home. And they let her roam around. She gets to eat a goat every once in a while. And she kind of gets, has a little fun with the electrified fence, to be honest. It's kind of a wake up for her in the morning. I'm just picturing your grandma just like stalking the car, and suddenly her eyes like right in the window. Oh shit, it's grandma! Oh shit, it's grandma.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Is that Triceratops shit? No, grandma shits once a month now. And it's a blessing. She's grateful every month that it comes. But Laura Dern's still out there putting her hands in it. still out there putting her hands in it. It wasn't as much the dinosaurs. That wasn't the part that interested her.
Starting point is 00:27:55 Shoving her fists into poop. I saw latex gloves in the Jeep, Laura. Why the hell? It's right in there. She, like, wanted to dive in. She wanted to taste test it. She's so in love with that poop. Figuring out what's
Starting point is 00:28:11 going on. It's like a fucking robot dinosaur. Don't be worried about his poop. Why is it even eating? Why are they making them so they need to eat? Fix that glitch, Jeff Goldblum. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:28 What if Robocop shit a lot? That would have been a fun movie. He's just always in the can. Robocop, we told you, you're eating too much fuel. I burn up a lot out there. Robocop's in the handicapped stall and the guy in the wheelchair comes in. Oh, no!
Starting point is 00:28:51 This is why the Terminators are always running so fast. And the runs. It's time for a game. I might not be able to play this game today because my voice I've got a cotton mouth I don't know if you heard about the weed in this town is it a singing game?
Starting point is 00:29:19 it's a game where I have to do an impression of a gruff voice so hang on. Okay, I'm better now. I think I can do this. It's a game called... What do I call it? Who Has My Pig? What do I call it?
Starting point is 00:29:42 Who has my pig? All right, Nicolas Cage. We spoke earlier about how awesome he is and he's having a Cage-a-science. He, um... If you haven't seen Massive Talent, check it out. That's what they're calling it now because they regret giving it a long title.
Starting point is 00:30:00 People can't remember. And, um... But his previous film to that, or, you know, he's in so many films, title people can't remember. But his previous film to that, or you know, he's in so many films, but one of his other films that came out during the pandemic that I fell in love with for multiple reasons is a film called Pig.
Starting point is 00:30:18 And yeah. There it is. You hear those people? They're the ones that saw it. People see it, applaud when they hear it mentioned, and everyone else lays low. So I'm saying check it out because it does, people are excited about it afterwards. I'm excited about it because it's not really a comedy, but it makes me laugh. Which is kind of what I would say about Nicolas Cage in general. which is kind of what I would say about Nicolas Cage in general.
Starting point is 00:30:46 So in this game, I'm going to do my impression of Nicolas Cage in the film Pig. It's not a good impression, but the point is to listen to what I'm saying because in each round, Nicolas Cage is going to accuse a different celebrity of taking his pig.
Starting point is 00:31:04 And then in his rant against them, there will be clues about who he's talking to. You can guess as often as you like, and the first person who guesses correctly in each round wins a point for that round. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Please, no audience guesses. I just heard somebody sigh like, oh, I was really planning to jump in there. I thought I could win this thing. You thought all 200 of us were playing? No.
Starting point is 00:31:38 Oh my god, it would be over so fast because audience members know the answer sooner than people on stage. Oftentimes in any kind of quiz game because it's a different kind of pressure. And you better not mouth it to me silently. Oh, how dare you, Amy. Amy, you're normally an exemplary guest.
Starting point is 00:31:58 I know, I'm sorry. No cheating from Amy Miller. Doug, real quick, do you know how Obama puts out his favorite movies every year? Pig was one of them. Yeah. It was on Obama's list.
Starting point is 00:32:09 Now will you see it? Obama liked it. So if you meet Obama, Doug, I want you to talk to him about Pig. First thing I'm going to ask him is how high he was when he watched it. To be fair, he thought it was Wild Hogs. I thought it was a sequel to Wild Hogs. That's pretty good. Okay, so...
Starting point is 00:32:37 God, I'd love to watch Wild Hogs with a wild hog. Oh my God. You know Michelle loves it. Okay, here we go. On stage, people's only. Respond with whatever sliver you think he's talking to. Do you have my pig?
Starting point is 00:32:58 Yeah, say it every time. Or some variation on that. Do you have my pig? Your name is too cumbersome. Can I call you Alan or Phil or Snatchy? I want to call you Doctor. Benedict Cumberbatch. Who was first on that?
Starting point is 00:33:18 I think it was Nathan. Nathan, congratulations. It was. It's Benny Cumberbatch. I can't read my own writing sometimes. It's a serious flaw. I want to call you doctor because you play one in movies.
Starting point is 00:33:36 Feels strange. Yeah, I could see that poster there and I think it helped. Oh, shit. Were you holding that up? No, no, no. No, she didn't. Earlier, oh shit were you holding that up no no no earlier earlier she was holding that up earlier that's right and Benedict Cumberbatch was a very excellent guest host
Starting point is 00:33:53 on SNL last night very funny very committed to all the bits you watch it live I watch it live I especially don't fall asleep when I watch it here because it's on earlier in the evening.
Starting point is 00:34:09 When I'm on the East Coast and it's on at 11.30, the second musical guest performance... I can never make it all the way through. A lot of times it's not worth it. Other times,
Starting point is 00:34:23 Benny Cumberbatch was really into it. You could times, Benny Cumberbatch was really into it. Like you could tell he really likes hosting and wants to keep doing it. He did it like six years ago. And he's back. He wants that five-timers road. All right, so Nathan's on the board. He's got one point.
Starting point is 00:34:42 Yeah. Yeah, that was close. It's a tight one. Still anybody's game one point. Yeah. Yeah, it was close. It's a tight one. Still anybody's game, though. As I say often. Yeah, there's been one question. Just one question. I would hope it's still anybody's game.
Starting point is 00:34:58 What a weird contest. No, it's over. It is over. There's a lot you have to go through. It's not just yell Benedict Cumberbatch and win. All right, here's the next one. Watching you find the character is the best part of this game. He's method, dude.
Starting point is 00:35:25 Yeah, he goes to a place. Do you have my pig hidden away in that town where you control everybody with your mind? Wanda. Oh, I don't know her name. A fish called Wanda. I had a vision that a pig is being held by someone named Martha, Marcy, May, Marlene. It's fucking... I don't remember the names of her twin sisters. How rude.
Starting point is 00:36:05 Yeah. Her last name's Olsen. I know that. Does that count? What? Olsen. Does that count? Well, it might help the other two players. Isn't it called WandaVision? It's still in play. The TV show in question is called WandaVision. Ah, fuck.
Starting point is 00:36:22 Lisa Olsen, Patty Olsen, Mary Olsen. It's called WandaVision. Ah, fuck. Lisa Olsen, Patty Olsen, Mary Olsen. Abigail Olsen. Not Mary-Kate, not Ashley. No.
Starting point is 00:36:33 The sister. Jennifer Olsen. Elizabeth Olsen. That is correct. God damn it. Stop. God damn it. I'm looking ahead and this is going to be too difficult for y'all. I'm just yelling WandaVision.
Starting point is 00:36:54 I don't even understand the game. Yeah. That was funny as hell. WandaVision. I hope no one listening to this show broke their device. I hope no one walked into this show broke their device. I hope no one walked into traffic
Starting point is 00:37:08 yelling into their phone. But yeah, Elizabeth Olsen, she's a big deal. I saw Martha. Martha Marcy May Marlene was really good. But I couldn't think of her fucking first name at all. You can remember all those names, but not hers. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:24 That's what throws you off about her. You just know all those names but not hers. That's what throws you off about hers. You just know her as all those other names. But yes, you did it. Elizabeth Olsen. Wait. Guess what? That means Nathan wins this game. We were playing to two points, but I still want to...
Starting point is 00:37:43 I wrote these down, so I'm going to do them anyway. All right. So this next one is, do you have my pig? Did one of your significant others use time travel on my pig? Because if you know where my pig is, and you're just sitting around having a game night, you truly are a mean girl. Lindsay Lohan. Tina Fey.
Starting point is 00:38:09 Okay, we got game night, mean girl, time traveler's wife, and about time. Who's in all four of those? Fuck. I'm thinking of her face. Shit. Bam, I hope these actresses don't enjoy this podcast. Shit. There.
Starting point is 00:38:26 I hope these actresses don't enjoy this podcast because they won't anymore. Rachel McAdams. Rachel McAdams. That's it. Winning even when he's losing. The great Nathan Lund. And here's this one.
Starting point is 00:38:42 If you all just look at me on this one, there's no hope. Do you have my pig, Benedict Wong? Benedict Wong. That's correct. But I also don't know who that is. Who is that?
Starting point is 00:39:07 All four of them are starring in Doctor Strange and the multiverse-y-verse-y-verse. Is that B.D. Wong? Is he going by Benedict now? Do you think there are any multiverses that are perfectly sane? I think madness is an unnecessary word
Starting point is 00:39:23 at the end of that sentence. But I'm sorry, what was your question? I couldn't picture Benedict Wong and I thought maybe it was B.D. Wong. It's not B.D. Wong.
Starting point is 00:39:31 No, Benedict Wong plays Wong to keep it real easy for you in the Marvel universe. He was in, you know, a few of them now. Oh, okay, cool. I'll check those out marvel movies you
Starting point is 00:39:46 said they sound fun how many are they i mean they're just they're just out there saving going to the cinema because they're the only movies people go to anymore yeah isn't that well that's complicated isn't it they're saving it they're destroying it at the same time yeah i'll take the saving it part i'll take that there's still theaters you can go. I'll go sit by myself and watch an art film while eight other screens in that multiplex are showing the popular thing. Hopefully it's a win-win for everybody. Plus, I still like seeing the Marvel movies on the big screen.
Starting point is 00:40:18 I find seeing them on the small one just sort of makes it less, you know, less exciting, even though it's just a silly movie anyway. Oh, everybody's still here! I thought I was just sitting backstage talking after the show. Alright, so, congratulations Nathan, first time guest, first time win.
Starting point is 00:40:42 He crushed it. That was a good win, buddy. Good win. But you've. That was a good win, buddy. Good win. You've got miles to conquer before you sleep because you've got to go back to Trinidad. No, because the two more games have to be played and you have to win
Starting point is 00:41:00 the last one. That's the one that really matters. All you win from this one is getting to go first in the next game, which is not an advantage. It's not an advantage at all. Yeah, welcome
Starting point is 00:41:17 to Thunderdome. You get to go first in ABCD's Nuts! Yeah, Nuts! Yeah, nuts. It's a spelling game. That's why it has ABCD in the rest of it, just because I'm a silly pants. ABCDEF, you know the alphabet.
Starting point is 00:41:40 We're going to start with you, Nathan. I'll tell you a letter that's in the thing we're going to spell today, and then you just name any movie that begins with that letter. Today we're going to spell Mile High City. Yeah. You know where you are. So Nathan gets the M,
Starting point is 00:42:01 and you name any movie that begins with an M, and after you do that successfully, which I'm sure you will, then we'll go to Amy, and she will name a movie that begins with I, until we've gone through and spelled Mile High City. But, here's the fun
Starting point is 00:42:17 part. I mean, the rest of it's fun, but here's the real fun part. Here's what really takes it up a notch. I've written down one movie for each letter, and it's all connected with a theme. So as you go, the theme might become more clear. It might be easier for you to match me. Because if you match me, game's over.
Starting point is 00:42:43 Throw your microphone down. You've won this particular game. If we match the theme if you match me, game's over, throw your microphone down, you've won this particular game. If we match the theme that you've come up with. If you think of the theme, I don't care. I'd rather you keep it
Starting point is 00:42:52 to yourself. Okay. Because, you know, the other players, a lot of times people blurt out what they think the theme is and now all the players know.
Starting point is 00:42:58 Got it, got it, got it. So it might be more strategic to keep it to yourself but also you need to match the movie I've written down when it gets to you whatever letter it is got it but if you figure out the theme you might be able to match it some say that makes it even harder to think of a title so sometimes you might want to just you know punt and
Starting point is 00:43:18 just say a movie begins with that letter come, films that Tim Allen was in. Come on. Tim Allen was in. Okay. First letter's M, Nathan. Just name a movie, it begins with M. You can't possibly know the theme at this point. So, any movie. Meet the Fockers? Great example, something I might have written down,
Starting point is 00:43:54 if the theme was like movies with Fockers in them. Focking movies. But I decided to start things off with a motion picture called Me, Myself, and Irene. Yeah. Some people like that movie. Sometimes the individual movies get applause. Amy, the next letter is I. Interstellar. It's funny, when I comes up in this game, a lot of people say Interstellar. It's like a front of the mind I title. Not the one I was looking for.
Starting point is 00:44:33 I wrote down, I am legend. You guys are intrigued. Holy shit. Benson's playing 3D chess. All right, Adam, the next one is L. Lost in translation. Great example of an L title. You know how I feel about L's.
Starting point is 00:45:08 Bring them on and let them in. That's what I wrote down. I wrote down let them in. Or let me in, rather. Let me in. Vampire remake of a better vampire movie called Let the Right One In. Yeah. E is the next letter back to you Nathan
Starting point is 00:45:43 everything everywhere all at once yeah I love when that movie gets a mention I haven't seen it yet so settle down it's really good don't talk to me about it after the show because I don't know shit you're in for a treat Nathan yeah everybody loves it more people need to see it though for sure you know it's doing okay at the box office but then
Starting point is 00:46:02 Doctor Strange opens up and it's like it's made more in one weekend than Everything Everywhere made over six weeks. And I haven't seen Doctor Strange yet. I'm sure it's great, but Everything Everywhere is just such a great original thing that we should support it as much as we can.
Starting point is 00:46:20 All right. Couldn't agree more. Yeah. Off my soapbox, I wrote down for the letter E, I wrote down a movie called Eat My Dust. Starring Ron Howard. Yeah. It was a movie where he was a race car driving enthusiast
Starting point is 00:46:39 who often drove on dirt. So that's why it was called Eat My Dust. He was a polite young man. It sounds rude. I like that the title delivers on the premise. Yeah. He agreed to star in it
Starting point is 00:46:55 when the dude that was running that low-budget studio agreed to let him direct a movie. And that's how Ron Howard got into directing is he acted in a stupid race car movie and then his
Starting point is 00:47:08 first movie he directed, Grand Theft Auto was a stupid race car movie. Thought that was an odd choice. What was the L movie again? The L movie was Let Me In. Okay. Starring Chloe Grace Moretz and Cody Smith McPhee. You could not get an audition
Starting point is 00:47:24 for that movie if you only had two names. H is the next letter. I'm going to say her. Oh, I like that. I like that movie. I like that musical artist. But I wrote, how green is my valley?
Starting point is 00:47:44 Perfect. I mean, if it's too green, you should take medication. You should have somebody look at it. All right, I is the next letter. How about I, legend? Is that really a thing? Yeah. Instead of I, legend, is I, legend? Oh that really a thing? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:05 Instead of I, legend, is I, legend? Oh, no, I was thinking I, robot, and I fucked it up. Because I'm actually a robot. Uh-oh. And this is the first time I've been exposed. He can't stop shitting. System malfunction. System malfunction.
Starting point is 00:48:22 System malfunction. System malfunction. I am legend would be a better way to say that. Right, but that was what I wrote down earlier. Are you hoping I just wrote it down again? Also, I robot does begin with I. Yeah. Okay, final answer, I robot.
Starting point is 00:48:42 Can I phone a friend? I robot. Oh, I went with I amot. Can I phone a friend? iRobot. Oh, I went with I am Sam. Yeah, oh, indeed. G is the next letter to Nathan. Go. Oh, so close.
Starting point is 00:49:03 I wrote going my way. Yeah. Was that another movie that nobody saw? That Ron's brother Clint Howard starred in? No. It's one of those stupid old classics starring Bing Crosby and what's his name? Catherine Hepburn's husband, Spencer Tracy. Anyway, you know, for people who are into old movies, it's a big one.
Starting point is 00:49:34 Amy, I apologize for this one in advance. H? I do know the theme, and it is harder now. Yeah, exactly. I can't. I don't know. Harry and the Hendersons. I know it's not right, but what a fun movie.
Starting point is 00:49:57 That's fun, yeah. It's a fun answer. In almost any situation. People just smile thinking of it. Whether you like it or you don't like it, it's just a funny thing. It's like when that kid goes, boy, is this guy strong.
Starting point is 00:50:20 Oh, goodness. Okay. I went with a movie from 1967 that co-starred, the only interesting thing about it is it co-starred John Lennon because he acted in some things, and it's called How I Won the War. Yeah. Hopefully these get a little more into territory that's doable.
Starting point is 00:50:42 C is the next letter to Adam. Okay, I have an idea. Okay, I love it. I'm so excited when somebody thinks they're on it because you've either got it or you don't. I, legend, no. Um. I see a legend.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Call me by your name. Call me by your name. That, shit. Call me by your name. That is such a good answer. Yeah, so good. You really caught on to what was happening here, but I wrote, catch me if you can. Which I think those movies, aren't they related? Call me by your name and catch me if you can.
Starting point is 00:51:24 Hey, come back here, your name And catch me if you can Hey come back here Are you her name? I I don't feel good about this one for you Nathan I I don't feel good about this whole game I have no idea I haven't heard of any
Starting point is 00:51:41 Most of the movies you've been mentioning I don't know what the theme is really sophomore slumping up here but I I'll go I Heart Huckabees ooh
Starting point is 00:51:55 great movie oh yeah that's what I should have picked I picked a movie called If I Stay also with Chloe Grace Moretz as it turns out
Starting point is 00:52:13 tea Amy you got this you know the theme I think I'm making up a movie but I bet it exists go for it take me out to the ball game oh my god! No!
Starting point is 00:52:29 It is a movie though, right? So fucking close. I wrote down, take me home tonight. Yeah, I don't wanna go to the fucking ball game. I wanna go home. I'm E.T. Let's get to to go home. I'm E.T. Let's get to know each other. I'm E.T., not...
Starting point is 00:52:48 I'm E.T., not P. Rose. All right. Last letter, and I feel really good about this, and you're going to get it. Okay. Do you feel good about it? I have an idea, and I feel close to you throughout this pod, so I'm hoping. I'm hoping. Okay, the letter Y, what is it? You, me, and I feel close to you throughout this pod. So I'm hoping.
Starting point is 00:53:05 I'm hoping. Okay, the letter Y, what is it? You, me, and Dupree. That is the correct answer! Yes! So good. Well done, Adam. The Farrelly brothers front and back.
Starting point is 00:53:24 I see what you're doing. I see what you're doing. I see what you're doing. I wasn't doing that. I just... That wasn't the theme? They just were the right letters. Got it. Got it.
Starting point is 00:53:32 Yeah, because it was all me, myself, and I. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The whole theme there. Yeah. Yeah, which I often forget to say what the theme is after. And the audience doesn't even ask. On Zoom, the guests don't ask sometimes. And so if you ever are wondering what the theme is after. And the audience doesn't even ask. On Zoom, the guests don't ask sometimes. And so if you ever
Starting point is 00:53:47 are wondering what the theme was, you usually, people who listen figure it out. They're on to me and my games. And they know
Starting point is 00:53:56 that there's two commercial breaks. And that I'm sad about having to go to the next one. We'll be right back. We're back. We're back. I hope everyone had a wonderful bathroom break.
Starting point is 00:54:21 You missed a spot. Clean that up. But they're probably familiar, the people that aren't in the room, are probably familiar with this next game because I'm just in love with playing this game. Nathan will probably love it most of all out of all the panelists.
Starting point is 00:54:43 It's called The Little Search Engine That Could. See, you hear that? Some people know it. Other people are like, what's this, a new thing? Okay, we'll give it a try. We're sitting here. So here's how it goes. I type the word, every time it's different,
Starting point is 00:55:01 this game, The Little Search Engine That Could. Today, I type the word seven into the search engine in IMDB. And then I wrote down the top seven titles that came up, the top seven motion pictures throughout the history of motion pictures. No TV movies, no TV series, just movies. The top seven movies when I typed in seven. The magnificent seven, if you will. Woo!
Starting point is 00:55:35 Woo! I was going to say welcome back, but you work here. You too! You too I mean I mean when you come back From From grabbing some nachos This is great timing
Starting point is 00:56:00 Everybody getting their checks Right now I'm explaining this complicated game But they know it You know it Three rounds everybody getting their checks right now. I'm explaining this complicated game. But they know it. You know it. Three rounds. We'll go down the line. Adam won that one.
Starting point is 00:56:15 So we'll go Adam, Amy, Nathan. You're each going to get three opportunities to name a movie that you hope is in this top seven movies with seven in the title according to IMDb today. And of course, IMDb. I'm talking about the search engine.
Starting point is 00:56:38 I'm talking about the popular search engine. It's not my decision. I don't pick these. It's the top seven according to the algorithm today. And like I said, Adam, you're going to start us off. And if you name the one that said number one
Starting point is 00:56:55 on this list, you get seven points. All the way down to if you name the number seven, you get one point. After three rounds and three guesses each, we'll see who has the most points. And declare them the winner. And then give this beautiful bag.
Starting point is 00:57:12 This Mythic Quest bag. We don't get any help anymore, right? There's no help from the audience. Okay. Oh, fun wrinkle. Amy, you just helped me think of a frinkle. Here's the frinkle. On your third round, if you'd like, and why wouldn't you,
Starting point is 00:57:36 you can go to the person whose name tag you chose as your lifeline. Oh, nice. That's a fabulous idea. Thank you. It's because we used to do it. Right, but in a different game and when we play this on zoom we don't have you know you don't have a lifeline so but thank you for that idea
Starting point is 00:57:52 I know you're trying to figure out the best tip possible because don't forget to tip everybody let's hear it for the wait staff here because don't forget to tip everybody. Let's hear it for the waitstaff here. Every single one of them, I talked to all of them, they all blew off their mothers today. And just to be here, so hook them up so they can take their mother out for dinner tonight,
Starting point is 00:58:21 or they can just go out on their own. Let mom sleep it off. It's all she wants. It's all she fucking wants. Okay, so, Adam, you get to go first. Out of all the movies out there, there's a lot of them I discovered with the word seven in the title. Which one do you think would be number one
Starting point is 00:58:48 on this list? I think it would be the movie Seven. Just straight up. Original Seven. S-E-7 instead of a V-E-N. What the fuck was that? It disturbs me to this day
Starting point is 00:59:03 that people can look at that and see the word seven. Oh, I only write Vs as seven still. I saw that. I was like, I'm incorporating that. That word is se-seven-ven. That's how you pronounce
Starting point is 00:59:18 S-E-7-E-N, which is an awesome new metal band, Se-7-N. It's a fucking killer nu metal band. I think they're a little poppy. But that's my speed. I like pop nu metal.
Starting point is 00:59:37 I like Tim Allen movies and pop nu metal. Simple guy. Simple guy That's number one Number one on the board Good old Sis seven Is right there and worth sis seven points
Starting point is 00:59:59 For you Adams, Kate and Holland But that doesn't mean that the other two players are out because there's still points on the board. Amy, maybe you can grab that number two for six points.
Starting point is 01:00:23 Be right nipping on Adam's heels. I'm going to say Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. That is a very famous movie with the word seven in it. Is, what about, they're trying to remake it,
Starting point is 01:00:42 I guess? Yeah. They're going, can we do this? How do we, what do you think the living arrangement should be? Because clearly Snow White and Seven Dudes all living together. She does all the chores
Starting point is 01:00:57 while they're at the diamond mines. I've already seen remakes of this movie on Pornhub. It's pretty good. Well, alright. Well, I hope they hire actual little people. I still get confused about... If I were a little person, I wouldn't like that expression. Little person. But what do you say?
Starting point is 01:01:28 What do you do, Amy? Put all this on Amy. Solve it, Amy. Yeah, Amy, what do you think it is? I think you find out what someone wants to be called and then you call them that. Oh! No, not that. Definitely not that.
Starting point is 01:01:46 Something else. Yeah, something different than that. That doesn't sound right to me. All right, Amy, so what do you want to be called? Unfortunately, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs didn't make the top seven
Starting point is 01:02:05 What the fuck Yeah exactly Holy shit But Amy's still got two more rounds And help on the third round So anything can happen Nathan Name a movie
Starting point is 01:02:20 That's got the word seven in it And hope that it's up there. Seven Psychopaths. Woo! Love that movie. Sounds like a woman who's been married seven times. That came in at number
Starting point is 01:02:39 three, my friends! Alright! That's worth five big points. Sweet. Adam has seven. Nathan has five. It's always great to have Amy here. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:57 I wanted to say this earlier. Watch out now. Adam Caden Holland has the upper hand. That was a bad Morgan Freeman from seven. He says that? Yeah. Yeah has the upper hand. That was a bad Morgan Freeman from Seven. He says that? Yeah, towards the end. Yeah, they name dropped me in that movie. I don't know how that was the take that Fincher went with.
Starting point is 01:03:17 Can I blow up Seven for everybody? Yeah, right? Can I ruin it? Everybody's seen it. No, it's just one dumb thing that always eats at me You know what's crazy? No, ma'am, or weird dude I couldn't see who said that
Starting point is 01:03:37 But no, not KC No, what I'm talking about What I'm talking about A lot of classics are getting ruined by these dudes. But no, this particular one, Morgan Freeman is like, leaning back, wow, that was a wonderful dinner that you made,
Starting point is 01:03:55 Gwyneth Paltrow. I hope your head doesn't ever end up in a box. I mean, that's what he's thinking. He doesn't say that exactly. But he's like, that was really good. I really enjoyed that dinner. And they's like, that was really good. I really enjoyed that dinner. And they're like, thanks for coming over. Must be a tough case you're working on.
Starting point is 01:04:10 I forget the dialogue. But then a subway train, like the L or something, what cities do you take place in? Goes by. Yeah, subway goes by. And the entire apartment shakes like a 9.7 earthquake. And Gwyneth
Starting point is 01:04:29 shrugs and Brad Pitt shrugs and they go, you know, it's something we have to live with. It only happens every seven minutes or so. But that was the first time it happened, like where the trains all stalled that night.
Starting point is 01:04:45 Like why hadn't that happened previously if he'd been there for an entire meal? Or are they quick eaters? Not a lot of chewing. Yeah. But that's the kind of stupid shit I catch and then, you know, somebody probably has an explanation, but I won't accept it. I'm not taking them at this time. That office is closed.
Starting point is 01:05:12 Alright, whose turn is it? We're back to Adam kicking ass in this game thus far. But these aren't easy. As I look at them, I wonder if you will say one of them.
Starting point is 01:05:31 What do you got? I'm in for us. What do you got? Okay, I wonder if it's my turn to talk or you're... I was going to say this first. I can keep going if you'd like. I was going to say this first last time. You need more time.
Starting point is 01:05:44 But I thought the other one would be the number one. Seven Samurai. You're going Seven Samurai. Seven Samurai. From 1954. Akira Kurosawa. I'm not familiar. I don't know it.
Starting point is 01:05:58 Number two on the list. What is happening? Can this really be happening? Uncanny ability to pick out. So we're totally fucked, right? This is... Amy's head's in a box.
Starting point is 01:06:15 Mine's next to the box. Mine wouldn't fit. It was a small box. I mean, that was an amazing poll. I gotta say. That was really... was an amazing poll. I gotta say. That was really impressive. That was the first one I thought of. I thought of that first, but I thought the movie was seven.
Starting point is 01:06:30 Before the movie is seven. Yeah. Doug said seven 90 times. And you started thinking, oh man, Kurosawa at his greatest. All right. What can I say? I'm elegant.
Starting point is 01:06:45 I'm refined. I'm refined. I like Kurosawa, Tim Allen, and Poppy New Metal. You're all over the place. Just a normal dude. But yeah, you're pretty right.
Starting point is 01:06:59 The math is not going to work out in your favor here, Nathan, but we're going to play this out anyway. Are we? Alright. For fun. Amy,
Starting point is 01:07:10 let's get Amy on the board first of all. I hope so. Yeah, you got this. Okay. Well, when you typed it in, did you type out all the letters or did you just put the numbers? It's interesting. Their search engine will accept either. Okay. But I did type in S-E-7-E-N.
Starting point is 01:07:35 But that was a good question because the titles do go back and forth between being the number seven and written out seven. There's several examples of each on this list because this list does not distinguish between the two. If it's seven, it's in there. Then I'm going to say 27 dresses.
Starting point is 01:07:53 The ladies gasp. Just in awe. Holy shit. They're just imagining what it would be like to have 27 dresses. Okay, Amy, we'll have you back for a third round in a minute. Not on there?
Starting point is 01:08:07 And see if you can get on the board. No, 27 dresses didn't make it on a list of seven movies. I don't know if 27 would ruin it by being one word. Like 20-somethings. All right. Nathan. like 20-somethings. All right.
Starting point is 01:08:24 Nathan. I don't even know if this is a movie or an old play or some shit, but I can't stop thinking about it. Seven brides for Sister Sarah.
Starting point is 01:08:37 Seven, no, seven guys. It's a lesbian movie. Do you hear that one guy laughing at you? One guy, I think me as well, knows the two movies you're thinking of. Oh, it's a lesbian movie. Do you hear that one guy laughing at you? One guy, I think me as well, knows the two movies you're thinking of.
Starting point is 01:08:48 Oh, it's too different. But one is a musical. So it's, yeah, so it's... That guy's laugh was amazing. How about, is this a movie? Fuck that guy seven times in a row. With Gwyneth Paltrow's head. That guy really hates you.
Starting point is 01:09:12 He thinks I'm so stupid. I used to be so smart. It was like a half hour ago. Everybody was like, Lun's got it. And now this guy's pointing and laughing. You're going to laugh too when you find out what it was for Sister Sarah.
Starting point is 01:09:24 It wasn't Seven Brothers. Seven Brides for... Okay, yeah. So can I go with that or whatever? What are you calling it? Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 01:09:35 And then it's Six Guns for Sister Sarah. Is that right? No, it's Two Mules for Sister Sarah. Two Mules. That's why he laughs so hard. Because he knew that. He's the only one that knew the mule thing.
Starting point is 01:09:50 Everyone else just thought you were fucking up a title. Two mules, one sister? Was that a thing? Was that a... To be fair, Nathan lives in Trinidad, Colorado, where you can still trade
Starting point is 01:10:04 two mules for seven brides god yeah that is one of those if I was in the crowd I would have laughed real hard at myself because like
Starting point is 01:10:16 what are you doing up there this is your moment so yeah so seven brides for seven brothers is worth four points Hey who cares right
Starting point is 01:10:27 Might as well be nothing Might as well be a negative point Yeah it's just a shame that Adam was so good at this twice Yeah That he got the top two Was really clever of him That streak's over And we go back to you one more time
Starting point is 01:10:42 Just to make it even a bigger win. I can't think of anything. Can you put anything else together? Here's the only thing that's coming into my head. Fast 7. A worthy suggestion. The movie was called Furious 7. Furious 7.
Starting point is 01:10:58 Furious 7. But still. Why didn't you laugh at him, guy? Why didn't you? Because he didn't say Mule 7. Fast mule. Mules go fast sometimes. U7.
Starting point is 01:11:14 I like the third Fast and Furious. Mule Drift. Moscow Mule Drift. Okay. Furious. So that one wasn't on there. Neither one, neither one, but they were close. That was a close one.
Starting point is 01:11:34 It was in the ballpark, but not in the stadium. Yeah, you could have asked your... Oh, shit, I forgot about that. Let's see, what would you say, Jereric? Lucky number 11. He thinks that L's going to come in handy now. It came back around. It came back around with Eric.
Starting point is 01:11:56 Nice work. Oh, man. Oh man Okay Who said that? Oh right Gereric Park Gereric Park Okay so Amy You get to
Starting point is 01:12:23 I'm not I'm not I'm not gonna go to Dan because you said this earlier and I know that you like trickery and bullshit
Starting point is 01:12:31 I do and sprinkles yeah and I'm gonna say Magnificent Seven yeah the idea there was she just
Starting point is 01:12:39 basically let everybody know that one is on the list somewhere yeah could be up high, could be low. That's what I figured. But the question I have to ask you is
Starting point is 01:12:47 Magnificent Seven from 2016 or 1916? 2016. 2016 is number five and worth three points. Whoa. What's the other one worth? Nathan. That feels like just a regular wrinkle, not a frinkle. Ashley, what do you think? You got something?
Starting point is 01:13:21 I think that... Yeah, that's not much of a frinkle, is it? Should I try to... I'll say... Eight seconds with Luke Perry. What are you doing? He's got a wish. Eight and a half seconds.
Starting point is 01:13:38 I'm blowing it up. I'm blowing it all up. I'm saying gone in 60 seconds. I'm gonna... He's gone rogue. Let me say the old Magnificent Seven.
Starting point is 01:13:51 Please and thank you. Okay. Then you get one more point. It was number seven! There we go. Thanks, Sasha. No eight seconds? No. 27 dresses? No, there's lots of... There's so many sevens that Thanks, Sasha. No eight seconds? No. 27 dresses. 28 days later.
Starting point is 01:14:06 There's lots of them. There's so many sevens that I couldn't even list them off for you now. But check it out if you want. IMDB. It's free if you don't get the pro version. It'll ask you if you want the pro version. You can just do this little thing. No, skip that.
Starting point is 01:14:23 I'll just have it for free. Just give me the free one. Does everybody want to know the one title? First of all, applause for everybody up here for getting six. You got six out of seven right. Even after all of my trickery, figured out all these titles, and the only one you missed out on, it was only worth two points, but still got skipped over. And again, it's, you know, he's going to be punished from now on.
Starting point is 01:14:55 It's the Will Smith movie. Seven pounds. Oh, shit. Which is probably this high up on the list because people are typing his name into a search engine a lot of late. Isn't he also in seven degrees of separation? Six, but he wishes he was further away. Because, you know, it was like that movie
Starting point is 01:15:19 had like a whole gay thing going on that he had to like come out and be weird about. But I'm not gay! You know, that kind of reaction. Hey, you're in this movie six degrees. I'm not gay! Like Andy Samberg in Never Stop Stop Stopping.
Starting point is 01:15:44 Guess what? Adam! stopping guess what Adam Caden Holland is our winner today you tore it up you get to promote your stuff first what do you want to promote oh wow well I'd like to promote my podcast that I do with my two friends called The Grawlix Saves the World. The three of us have a troupe called
Starting point is 01:16:11 The Grawlix. We had a show called Those Who Can't on HBO. Now we do a podcast, The Grawlix Saves the World. Love it. So check it out wherever you get your pods.
Starting point is 01:16:19 Anything else? We also do a live show once a month. And our guest at the live show this month is Amy Miller at the Live Grawlix. Please come. When is that? Like May 25th or something?
Starting point is 01:16:31 May 28th? May 27th? May 27th? May 27th at the Bug Theater. Amy Miller and the Grawlix Boys. Bug. Go to Bug, wherever that is. Bug Theater.
Starting point is 01:16:43 The Bug Theater, North Denver. Beautiful old theater. Some of them know it. People love it. A lot The Bug Theater, North Denver. Beautiful old theater. Some of them know it. People love it. A lot of Bug fans here. Yeah. So I hogged some plugs, but those are all my plugs.
Starting point is 01:16:53 Appreciate it. That's only fair. Amy Miller. Well, I just found out an album. It's called California King. You can buy it. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:17:05 I also just released a special. It's called Ham Mouth. You can buy it. Thank you. I also just released a special. It's called Ham Mouth. You can watch it on YouTube. Do you laugh every time you say it? Yeah, I do. It's so good. Ham Mouth. Or you don't have to watch it.
Starting point is 01:17:17 Have you listened to Ham Mouth yet? It's weird to talk about publicly. Ham Mouth. Ham Mouth. Yeah, that's the way to say it. Just click on it really is all I want. And then...
Starting point is 01:17:28 Put it on for your dogs when you leave the house. And then, I don't know, I have a bunch of dates coming up. I'll be in the Helium in Indianapolis in mid-June, so come to that if you're listening
Starting point is 01:17:44 and you live there. You got anything at the end of May in Denver? Yeah, the Grawlix show. Which there's also an accompanying podcast called The Grawlix of the World. Yeah, it's a great pod. Yeah, oh yeah, just go to my website, amymillercomedy.com. Nice. We are
Starting point is 01:18:06 out of time, but this has been... Nathan! Nathan Lund, what do you got to plug? So my podcast is called Chubby Behemoth. I got it. That's right. And each episode is a special, so you were half right.
Starting point is 01:18:24 I do that with another comic named Sam Talent, and I'm opening for him in Houston, May 20th and 21st. And we'll be at the Creek in the Cave in Austin, May 27th and 28th. And we're at Helium St. Louis the first weekend in June. And go to Sam's website, because mine is... I don't have a website, so... SamTalent.com Patreon.com slash Chubby Behemoth for Patreon episodes. Once you go through the free ones and you want some more.
Starting point is 01:18:59 Right on. Thank you. on. Thank you. As you may or may not know, at the end of every episode of Late, I've been ending with oh, let's give the prizes out to the winner.
Starting point is 01:19:15 Who's the person you're playing for, Adam? I'm playing for Eric from Gereric Park. Gereric, come get your... Congrats, Eric. That was a close one. Oh, my shit almost fell over when Eric
Starting point is 01:19:33 tugged that bag away like, mine! Like, remember the scene in Gereric Park where they're... where they try to bite the kid, but they bite the backpack and then they're, like're fighting over the backpack. That's you in that bag. I really do love movies.
Starting point is 01:19:52 I love Comedy Works. Thank you to Comedy Works for hosting this for many years now, except for, you know, Pando. We did Mother's Day shows here for, I just, you know,
Starting point is 01:20:08 as soon as weed became legal in Colorado, I was like, I'm going to do a 420 show on Mother's Day in the afternoon because Mother's Day
Starting point is 01:20:16 is a tough day to do comedy in general because, like, you know, people do stuff with their moms. They don't go out and see comedy.
Starting point is 01:20:21 And I thought, well, you know what? In Denver, there's a lot of people that they may love their moms, well, you know what? In Denver, there's a lot of people that they may love their moms, but, you know, they probably see them a lot or, you know, they don't live around here.
Starting point is 01:20:34 You know, they moved here. You know, a lot of people moved here. So, like, I feel like, you know, I just thought, oh, this could be popular. This could be a good thing. So as long as Comedy Works let me keep doing it and you actually
Starting point is 01:20:46 keep showing up I love doing these shows in the afternoon on Mother's Day in Denver but also I hope to you know be back often between
Starting point is 01:21:01 you know before next Mother's Day but at the end of every episode lately I've been closing with the last line I hope to be back often before next Mother's Day. But at the end of every episode lately, I've been closing with the last line from a motion picture. A lot of times they don't say what it's from. People can look it up
Starting point is 01:21:13 or try to think about it or whatever they want to do. A lot of times it's got some sort of thematic connection. And so today, I fast-forwarded through just because I couldn't find it online anywhere. I wanted to figure out the last line of
Starting point is 01:21:27 Things to do in Denver when you're dead you know just as a cute nod to having done the show in Denver and I could not for the life of me after playing it over and over again and then researching it some more on the internet I cannot figure out what the fuck the guy is saying some more on the internet. I cannot figure out what the fuck the guy is saying. You didn't do captions? Subtitles?
Starting point is 01:21:47 I tried to turn on the captions but I couldn't get it to work on Pluto TV. I had to watch it with like, I wanted to fast forward to the end but they do commercial breaks on Pluto TV because it's free TV.
Starting point is 01:22:02 So it's nice that the movie was available but I had to to fast forward up to a commercial break, sit through the commercial break, fast forward to the next one. Finally got to the end of the movie, great character actor Jack Warden is talking, and I think this is what he said.
Starting point is 01:22:16 What I'm going to say at the very end. But before I say that, one more time for all of my guests. Nathan Lund Amy Miller Adam Caten Holland
Starting point is 01:22:33 who will be, if you don't mind, will be back soon to defend your championship I would love to I'll hit you up, we'll have you back soon as always in his day he was a vicious bastard I would love to. That'd be great. I'll hit you up. We'll have you back soon. As always, in his day, he was a Jesus bastard!
Starting point is 01:23:08 Thank you!

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