Doug Loves Movies - Adam Ray, Ken Jennings, Steve Migliore and Justin Robinson guest

Episode Date: May 24, 2018

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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming maybe sticky seeds with 50 azipop popcorn kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Those Doug's Boys movies Hey, hey, hey everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again from the majestic...

It's a Neptune! I'm glad you know where you are, sir. He thought I was calling this theater the Majestic. We're here at the Majestic Rialto Orpheum. No, we are here at the Neptune Theater in Seattle, Washington! Oh boy, oh boy. It's always great to come back to the venue where we tape my Netflix special.

We don't have any camera rigs or jigs or whatever they call those things. It's Wednesday, May 23rd, 2018, and I want to see some name tags, Seattle. Oh, boy. I already screen grabbed National Lampoon's Christmas Javajason because I'm going to

fucking steal that sometime soon. I just want the part with my face. My face over Chevy Chase's face. We've got the usual Steve Specs. That is

a nice name tag, man. That is some serious... The guy next to you doesn't want to win, apparently. Because he jumped right in with how beautiful it is. Yours is good too, dude. I can't read it, but it's cool.

I signed this one outside the alley. James Ganji instead of Jumanji it'd be funny if someone of the Jewish persuasion just went J E W Manji made that their name tag funny is not the right word for it, but I saw Ed Win, Ed Win. He changed the movie Win Win to Ed Win, Ed Win. I saw that on the internet today. I'm also going to probably repost that

at some point. Lots of good ones tonight. Thank you for bringing all those. Kyle Me By My Name, I saw that today on the internet too. So put them down and get ready to whip those out a little later.

Did anybody in the balcony bring a name tag? Nope. That's what the balcony's for. Just go up there and just sit and just look down and be like, these people are talented. Lots of arts and crafty shit going on. We've got things to do we've got to look up at the space needle and go what are they doing to it

because they're doing something with the space needle right it's got like scaffolding on it renovating it's going to be a great bed and breakfast up there in the needle Doug plugs It's going to be a great bed and breakfast up there in the needle. Doug plugs, this Sunday, May 27th, Doug Loves Movies returns to the Royal Cinema in Toronto, Canada. You don't have to be royalty to attend.

We're back in Los Angeles at UCB Franklin on Tuesday, May 29th. Next Tuesday, two of your favorite guests plus a big get. Yeah, I expect a full house. Saturday, June 2nd at 4.20, Doug Loves Movies returns to the Cap City Comedy Club in Austin, Texas. And then one week later, we're back at the Secret Group in Austin, Texas.

They're like an hour flight away from each other I'm doing a great job with routing both of those shows are at 420 for all my dates and deets and links go to Doug loves movies calm There's always those stragglers that throw extra noises at the end. I appreciate it. Thank you to everyone who has purchased the Rosemont, Illinois premium episode in the comedy album section of iTunes.

It's been number one for ten days. Hashtag brag brag. I don't just have a prize bag tonight, folks. I have a suitcase. This baby, this is one of those suitcases where

the last, I'd say, twenty or thirty times I've flown with it they have to make me sign to say I won't judge them if they fucking if it completely breaks it's I've put a lot of tape on it it's like covered in

tape and just to hold it together it's way too big but I always I like having a super big bag because I can bring stuff for the prize bag when I go on the road. But I'm finally giving up this bag. I was shopping downtown in Seattle, and I found a good smaller bag that I'm going to use henceforth. But it's got lots of stickers on it from things like Star Wars Minute, Bombshell the Musical from the TV show Smash, Parahoy the Cruise with Paramore,

I just saw a Weird Al, so there's a Weird Al Yankovic sticker on there, All Things Comedy, 311 Dirty Heads, there's just a bunch of Traverse City Film Festival, lots of great memories attached to this bag. There's no Taylor Swift sticker because that bitch don't give up stickers. She gives you

something else that I'm going to give away, so stay tuned. Gramercy Theater, I'll be back there soon. That's on there. Lots of stickers. This is just a big bag that I don't know what you would do with it. It's empty, so it doesn't weigh too much.

It's a roller bag, so whoever wins tonight gets stuck with it. I was looking for places to leave it all over town, and I was like, it's just going to be a bomb threat if I leave this. If I leave this sitting somewhere. Now, here's a bad idea. Somebody gave me a hat that, from a distance, it looks like a Trump supporter. Yeah, you don't need that kind of heat, even if you are one.

But it says, open your mind, and it's from a company called Sticky Vape. And the reason I have anything from Sticky Vape is because I am friends with a band called Dirty Heads, and they have a new line of vape pens. So I'm including one of those tonight, and this one's called Medusa, and it's an indica, because who wants to fuck with Medusa, right?

You stare at her, and she will turn you into a rock. So just smoke this in the privacy of your own home. Also, of course, I got a Christmas bong from Peacemaker. I never fail when I'm here or elsewhere to try to steal a magazine from my hotel room, so here's Seattle Magazine. This is a great issue of Seattle Magazine because on the cover, the cover story is sunny getaways.

So Seattle Magazine doesn't, thinks you shouldn't be here. Never seen that. Like Detroit Magazine doesn't say, oh shit get out. But if you want a sunny getaway

just go outside right now. Thank you for coming here on such a beautiful night. The weather is perfect outside. You guys are here. I got a T-shirt that says some shit on it. Yeah, I'm getting right to the good stuff. I tried one of these today. It's a Papa and Barkley relief patch.

It's like a weed patch that you put on whatever part of your body is sore. I don't recommend it for genitalia. I got this thing. Oh shit, somebody stuck a Rick and Morty sticker on some sort of delicious gummy edible.

And this one's got a lot of promise. Me, comma, my wife, my wife! And Tree's Breakfast at 420. It's a long description, but what this is, it's 100 milligrams, so you should probably eat half or a quarter of it, whoever the winner is tonight. It's white chocolate, bacon, and cinnamon crunch. It sounds delicious. That's why I didn't eat it, whoever the winner is tonight. It's white chocolate, bacon, and cinnamon crunch.

It sounds delicious. That's why I didn't eat it, because I don't need to get addicted to that. I almost fell all the way off my stool because I forgot it didn't have a back on it. We got one of my CDs called Smug Life.

Thank you. I know most of you own it, so it's not that exciting. A sticker from someplace. And here it is. Taylor Wristband gives out Swifts to every person who, 56,000 people. They made 56,000 of these fucking things. And they're wristbands that you put on,

and throughout the show, they light up so that the entire stadium is in this syncopated, lit up it's like the biggest cult I've ever been a part of. And I was happy. Cool. And I was happy. That guy was there, you guys. And I was happy

to be a part of it. But now, I gotta get rid of this wristband, because it won't fucking stop blinking. I don't know when it's gonna stop. It just lights up. I had it on my bedside table in the hotel room last night. I did not sleep well. I just wanted to know when it was going to stop.

But yeah, that's going in the prize bag. In addition to the stuff brought by... You've heard this before, but the weed's pretty good here. It's not breaking news. Please give it up for my four guests tonight. The Rev Enfuego, Steve Miggs,

Adam Ray, and Ken Jennings! Yeah. All right, right next to me, let's meet them individually, starting with, to my left, a first-time guest on the show, a Seattle native, hilarious comedian. He's been on Getting Doug with High.

Please give it up for Adam Ray, everybody. Yeah! Yeah! Taylor Swift till I die! I went last night, too. Is your fucking wristband still blinking? Oh yeah. Actually I was wearing that

all day today at the Woodland Park Zoo. And yes it was. At least four giraffes had seizures. Oh no. Don't fuck with the giraffes. And you know what? Is there a more indigenous spot for giraffes than Seattle, Washington? They must fucking love it here.

So you're visiting. You took your nieces to see Taylor Swift. A twin, yeah. Twin nieces? Twin nieces, eight years old. We're real fired up. This was their first concert, which was, you know, that's a big deal.

My first concert was Third Eye Blind at Bumbershoot. So Taylor Swift is pretty much the Third Eye Blind of Bumbershoot. Taylor Swift is pretty much the Third Eye Blind of this decade. Holy shit, was I on one of the comedy stages when you went to Bumbershoot? You definitely were. And guess what? You were stoned.

My buddy was like, I told him that, I was like, dude, I saw Third Eye Blind, this is their first show. He's like, what if Taylor Swift plays Jumper? And I was like, my head will explode. You know. Yeah, she didn't do any covers. No covers. That was the one, yeah, if I have

a Yelp review, and I will. All her shit. I was disappointed. Boo. Try something different. This is why we can't have nice things. Did you walk out during the closer or did you wait till the end?

Because that crowd waited till the end. Yeah, and did you see when the lights, I don't know if she, it's typical to not do a curtain call. No encore. No encore. She's like, fuck you all. Yeah, you're the greatest city ever,

but fuck off. Yeah, and she just bounced and the lights went on and this was like how diehard her fans are. I don't know how long you stuck around, but the lights went on. I did not. Yeah she just bounced. And the lights went on. And this was like how diehard her fans are. I don't know how long you stuck around, but the lights went on. I did not. Yeah, you bounced. I was running down that fucking ramp that takes 20 minutes.

Yeah, it's a bit of a shit show to get out of CenturyLink. But yeah, the lights went on. And a majority of the people around where I was sitting were like, I think she's coming. She's coming back. It was great to see people reason with themselves. Like strangers that I've never met being like, she's coming back. Like, I've been to 20 shows think she's coming back. It was great to see people reason with themselves. Like strangers that I've never met being like, she's coming back. I've been to 20 shows. She's coming back.

And then somebody would be like, I saw a show in Des Moines and the lights came on. And it was kind of a trick thing. So she'll be back. And then like 10 minutes later, they're like, okay, we're going to be fucking stuck in traffic for two days. She closed on we're never getting back together because she's never coming back out. Yeah, it was a sign. And I, you know, they have this setlist.com or something. So I was just following along the whole show.

Like a 10-year-old. I like knowing what was next because, you know, I didn't take a pee break, but I could have. You know, there's a couple of songs I don't like. Okay. I was wondering what the reason was to follow along and not have the element of surprise, but you're trying to avoid the bladder infection. But also, element of surprise is tricky when you don't really know her catalog that well. Yeah.

It's nice to kind of go, oh, I'm not familiar with this one. Then she starts playing it, and you go, still not. But yeah, I don't know why I did that. I just did that because I'm with you. Generally, if I'm at a concert, I don't really want to know what song's going to be next. But in this particular case, especially because of the encore, the no encore,

and the you've got to get the fuck out of that place, I was very keen on following the ending. So when she launched into We're never getting back together, I stood up. And then when she said this is why we can't have nice things, I was like, bye. Because that was listed as the absolute last thing

on her last three dates or whatever. Because she's only done a few dates before here. Yeah, this is pretty good. You've got to come to Seattle right away. Am I right? Yeah, it's the greatest city ever. Alright, fuck it. I was trying to suck up to you guys and you didn't even take the bait.

How did you deal? She sucked up hard. She said more than once, Seattle on a Tuesday night, I can't believe it. 56,000 people. Hashtag humble brag.

And I like her new clever ways of trying to describe a city as the best city. She's like, there's just something about Seattle that's just like, the people are just alive and they've got eyes and tits and dicks. It's a total tits and dicks town. I've noticed that walking around that was your but you know i'm saying she was like it's really just like vibrant and like it feels like we're not playing just for us it's like you guys are like cheering for us and we're all just like yeah wait what the fuck are you talking about you know but you just cheer you yes and everything she says what did you think of the snake when it came out?

Well, let me real quickly say that I'm going to see her in Atlanta the night before my show at the Variety Playhouse in Atlanta, Georgia on August something. But I don't know if that's a spoiler or not. I tweeted today that Indiana Jones should stay away from the show

because there's some big fucking snakes. And then at one point she's flying over. How does she fly over the stadium multiple times? I couldn't see the wires. Yeah. She can fly. Because there were none. She was fucking flying.

She can fucking fly. She's Tinkerbell grown up. Because Tinkerbell's a kid, right? Yeah. Mary Poppins is the adult. Yeah. Alright. Alright, we are officially in Seattle. There's a guy that watches Disney films

really close. By the way, not any new information. Mary Poppins is a grown up. Emily Blunt. Who I've loved from day one. By the way, not any new information. Mary Poppins is a grown-up. Emily Blunt, who I've loved from day one. Is an actress, yes. She's playing Mary Poppins. Oh, she's playing Mary Poppins. I thought that was your Emily Blunt segue.

Emily Blunt. Emily Blunt is here, everybody. You turned the theater into a quiet place like that. Wow. Wow. Wow! Let me see if I can do it. Emily Blunt! Holy crap.

First of all, if you're that scared for your life and you're going to make noise, there's no way you would ever fuck anybody or anything because that is hard to keep it quiet while you're hard and in someone. I mean, I guess Krasinski could probably do it because he was on The Office just shrugging quietly.

But Emily Blunt has worked with Tom Cruise. Yeah. She's had reason to scream. Not a good point. Not a good point to make. But I like her a lot, not just because of her last name, but because...

Have you ever done any sort of list or game trying to figure out who has the best names with, you know, weed-centric names? list or game trying to figure out who has the best names with weed. I have it because she fucking wins. Her and James Blunt tie. Let's say hello to the gentleman who's been on the show

before and I've been on his show in the mornings here on KISW. It's Steve McClure, everybody, otherwise known as Migs. I don't think I've ever been on stage where we've transitioned from Taylor Swift to Quiet Hard Ons that quickly. That was impressive. Do you go by Migs on the show because people have a hard time pronouncing your last name or that's just your nickname or both? A little bit of both. Okay, cool. And yesterday

we did a competition where you competed against another person from the morning show there on the Rock of Seattle and you could not defeat each other. Both of you lost and so I made an executive decision,

since this is my show, to have you both on. And that's why you're here. I believe one of the texts, as the texts were coming in on our show, somebody just said, can Doug just make this stop? Because we could not get anything right.

It was fun, though. We had a good time. And you'll be destroyed tonight by the gentleman sitting to your left. Wow. A champion. It's Ken Jennings, everybody! Seattle!

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when you merely hear the title. And a fixture, whenever we're, whenever Doug Loves Movies shows up in Seattle, we have to give Ken a call because he's... He's so desperate. He's so desperate. He's really an attention hog.

He's like, get me out of the house, Doug. He answers everything in his daily life with a question just in hopes of being recognized. Oh, I'm sorry. What is a Grandi Espresso? Huh? Hey, we're going to have to ask you to leave even though you're not black. Listen, you guys.

Starbucks had one location where that happened, I think. I don't know why the whole company has to just let everybody come in and just sit there without ordering anything. And now they're letting anybody use the bathroom, right? Yeah. That's their move. Yeah. They have a bathroom for men and women that's just a onesie with a lock on it,

and it's just going to be full all day with people that don't even drink coffee. Yeah, that's not going to end well for anybody. Mm-mm. And not to mention all those plugs they have, like people are going to just come in and just charge up their shit. Not buy anything.

That seems silly. Why not just make a statement saying we're no longer going to throw out people who are waiting for their friends? That's just such a stupid thing in the first place. I'm just going to go there and brush my teeth with my electric toothbrush. I'm just going to plug it in,

brush my teeth, and then leave. Just fucking live in there, man. Power move. We should all do that. Just see how long you can live in a Starbucks. When they close at night, see you in the morning. What are they going to do, kick you out? No, that's their new policy.

Anyone can stay in there. Now crazy people can stay in there. That's so dumb. All right. Speaking of dumb, our final guest... Wow. ...is better at segues than I am. You know him on the BJA and MIG show

as the Rev and Fuego. It's Justin Robinson! Hey, everybody. And I'll have you know that Ken Jennings is not the only game show contestant in this room. Is that right? I was on the Lesser Brother of Jeopardy. I was on Wheel of Fortune.

And I did absolute shit. Rev, tell them how many bankrupts you hit during your game. Three bankrupts. Wow. Yeah, yeah. And to lose a turn. Most people don't even get a chance to get a third bankrupt. How many bankrupts you hit during your game? Uh, three bankrupts. Wow. Yeah, yeah. And to lose a turn. Most people don't even get a chance

to get a third bankrupt. Yeah. You went out of your way to fail. And then it's legendary on the show, they have a sound bite of him wanting to buy the vowel O. Not the best strategic move, right? It did not turn out well. Between that and my tactic of choosing N first, because I

watched video of Wheel of Fortune. You studied jam tape? And I saw that most of them at the time, you would get an N. And you would pick the N and it would work perfectly. No, not for me. No, none of them none of the fucking puzzles had ends in them you're starting to make it sound like wheel of fortune

is a conspiracy theory against you fucking is like i lived it like you pick in and somebody's taking off ends back yeah they're just switching the whole fucking puzzle on me. Change the puzzle. How was Vanna? I'm not bitter. How was Vanna? Beautiful. Amazingly beautiful. She came out at one point in just, like, before

in, like, jeans and a sweater, and she was still magnificent. Yeah. Yeah. Amazing. She's got to be, like, in her 60s? She's 79 years old.

You can't tell. A lot of people don't know. But she has the greatest last name in America. Sorry, you guys. I don't know what's going... I don't know what's happening to me tonight. What about Emily Blunt? How soon we forget.

Yeah, but Wyatt is great. We can all agree. It's very popular here in Seattle. And Starbucks. It's no Portland, but you're right. There's some Portland people out here. Wait, have you been on a game show? Are we the only ones?

I haven't been on a game show, no. I rushed the stage at a game show, no. I rushed the stage at a taping of The Price is Right my sophomore year of college. Nice. Yeah, there is YouTube footage of me doing the robot high on a weed brownie and at least six shots of Jack Daniels behind Bob Barker doing the robot

as he's being like, don't forget to cut off your dog's clit. I'm just like... Because I went with a big group of kids from... Cut off your Doug's clip. That's the take we're going with. Don't edit that out. We don't edit shit on this show.

Unless I accidentally say something bad about Mohammed, it's all in. It's all in. I was on Romper Room when I was a kid. Do you guys know what Romper Room is? Yeah.

I don't know if it was just an East Coast thing. It was a kid's show. I was 36 and doing somersaults with these other seven. No. I was a kid

doing somersaults on the show. What was the base of the show? They have kids that do somersaults. I don't know. And then at the end of the show they just look at that do somersaults. I don't know. For prizes.

And then at the end of the show, they just look at a mirror and just say hi to a bunch of kids. Yeah, they hold up this mirror, which doesn't make sense because a mirror should just reflect back at the person, but instead they use it to see all the kids with birthdays that wrote in and said,

it's my birthday, although the names are pretty generic. So every David was probably like, they just said my name on my birthday. One of those kids is probably here tonight. I don't think so. Is that you, Gretchen? What a great kid name.

Steve is the only person old enough to have watched that. Wait, what channel was it on? Or beyond it. Channel 9 in New York. What a great kid name. Steve is the only person old enough to have watched that. But... Wait, what channel was it on? Or beyond it. Channel 9 in New York. Great story. Just answering questions. Well, you're going to do some of that

a little later on in the show. Or right now. Let's ask some more questions. Let's ask everybody. We'll start with Justin there on the end. What'd you bring for the prize bag? Ooh, fun. Yes. Bunch of geeky crap that I have

lying around my house. So first off, it's a Michelangelo Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Funko Pop. Wow. If you don't have all four of them, it's worthless. I know, that's why it's just there. A Rocket League t-shirt. Yeah.

Smattering of applause there. My personal Thanos action hero. This is from the San Diego Comic Con one. My own personal Thanos. Thanos.

And my homemade... He's got a chin full of nuts. And my homemade... He's got a chin full of nuts. And my homemade Infinity War Spider-Man action figure. Fuck. Spoiler warning.

What did you make that out of? The ashes of my barbecue. Oh, okay. People are getting excited because it kind of looks like weed. Yeah, no, no, there's no weed, unfortunately. Do not smoke Spider-Man. I don't feel so good, Mr. Stark. Oh, I like it.

You brought it all the way to me. I appreciate it. Ken Jennings, what'd you bring? I have in this bag a polo shirt from Team USA from the 2016 Quiz Olympiad. Oh! Oh! So if you want to pretend that you, like me, captained Team USA at the Quiz Olympiad,

you're welcome to. I have a couple cans of Korean milk-flavored soda that expired in June 2016. it's good for weird hallucinations, like K-pop hallucinations.

I have a bunch of off-brand Lego minifigures of the Beatles in Yellow Submarine. But not even like not Lego at all, like K'nex or Tycho or something really suspect. And I have a copy of my new book, Planet Funny, How Comedy Took Over Our Culture. Yep. culture. Yep.

Which actually includes a chapter that begins with an interview with Doug and some backstage Doug loves movies dirt. This is on sale next week, but you get an early copy. Lucky audience member.

Sure. Did you assign it? Yes. Here's a sharpie. Sure Did you assign it? Yes Here's a sharpie No This is gonna be like Ron Peru I'm just gonna guess your name To Dave or

Susie Just write to blank and then they will stalk you Until you fill it in I'm on it You have your own sharpie? I need mine back blank and then they will stalk you until you fill it in. I'm on it. You have your own Sharpie? I need mine back. I'm not going all the way over there. Alright, Justin will do it.

Oh, shit. Hot Sharpie. Alright. Well, he signs that. Migs. I just stole a bunch of T-shirts from our radio station. It's perfect. Just from people that work there?

Sure. From their back. Ken will write staff on the back of all these shirts, including this one that's not copyright infringement at all. It's all of our members of our show as just random cartoon characters. Yeah, it's not any cartoon characters that would sue you or anything. No, it's not familiar. It just came up out of the top of my mind.

And then another shirt. There's a whole bunch of fucking shirts, so you can out-figure your whole family. Could you see that up in the balcony? Could you see that up in the south part? Thanks, dude. And Adam Ray, what have you got?

Your first time on the show, I just, you know, we're texting. I just say, hey, bring something for the prize bag. I don't know if that means anything to you.

Yeah. What'd you bring? We got, it means a lot to me, actually, you know. It brings back, first of all, I think of prize bags.

I think of, like, grab prize bags I think of grab bags I think of the first birthday party I went to that had a grab bag You know when the parents were like This party sucks so here's a bag of some shit To make you not think about how bad this party sucks I thought you meant I said when you're a kid and you go to a party with a grab bag That there was a molester there

That's whose birthday party it was That relatable childhood experience We all know and love That's whose birthday party it was. That relatable childhood experience we all know and love. When you go to a birthday party and there's a molester there. On a special episode of the kid's birthday party. Yeah, they should probably change the name of Grab Bag to something else. Yeah, that's why I call it a prize bag which sounds like royal nuts so first first I love the I love the hotel bag I hope that's not where you're staying no people will stalk you I just like to hold on to hotel bags all right no real story there got some tiger. Did you expect a bigger reaction for that?

I did, actually, yeah. A lot of Seattle people taking hikes, right? And coming back being like, God, I thought my calves were stronger than they were. Thank God I got Tiger Balm. We got some sour icebreakers. Come on. Those are pretty good.

Oh, boy. We've seen a lot of advertisements for the new Hershey Gold with peanuts and pretzels. It's kind of a floppy candy bar right there. I'm starting to feel less bad about bringing T-shirts for my work. When that candy bar commercial comes on, I go, Apollo? Oh, no. I think this is what really ties the prize bag together. So I was just recently at the Mall

of America in Minnesota. One of the best malls in America. It really is. Alderwood's pretty good, but you can't fuck with this one. So there's a GameWorks there, and I've got two GameWorks cards with, let me finish,

with about 20 to 30 credits left on each one. That's at least like eight games of skee-ball, 20 games of pop-a-shot, I think four games of Jurassic World, and maybe some Donkey Kong

or NBA Jam. Could I get a little less dry ice in my next drink? And by next drink, I mean Deer and Neptune Theater. It's great to be back here. Oh, you can give that to me. Yeah. It's great to be back here. It's great to have all these wonderful prizes from all my guests.

And if I could have another Tito's and soda, maybe in a bigger cup than this one. That would be awesome. Two of those? Oh, you want one too? Yeah. Trace. That'd be great. Okay.

Holy shit, this bag says 420 on it. Why would they do that? It's just like I was on a flight from Denver recently where it was flight 420. I was like, are you guys kidding around? Woo! It's like, why wouldn't you just go, let's take that number out?

Like, there's not flight 69 ever. You know what I mean? There's certain numbers, once they become comical, you avoid them. Well, somebody's going to win all this stuff and my luggage. To carry it around in. That's sweet.

Yeah, I think I'm going to put it all inside the suitcase, but I'll do that as the show goes on during, you know, because I have a lot of downtime during the show. And as the show goes on during, you know, because I have a lot of downtime during the show. And I ask one question, sometimes two, but tonight probably just one. Of all of my guests, starting with Justin,

the Rev and Fuego, what was the last movie you saw? The last movie I saw was actually a documentary, which is... All right. Yeah. No, no, no. Ken Jennings, what was the last... It was about a punk band from Tacoma called Girl Trouble.

And it was called Strictly Sacred, the story of Girl Trouble. And it was made by the nephew of one of the band members. So he had just total access to all of their home videos. And it just spans like their 35 years. They're still rocking out every once in a while. And they were one of the first bands to quit

sub-pop. And they played with Mudhoney, Nirvana, and a bunch of other bands. And they just have a fun surfer vibe. Like party music. And I just have a fun surfer vibe, like party music. And I fell in love with that documentary and bought the album. Strictly Sacred. Yeah, the story of girls. Yeah, he already said it once.

God. And yeah, the director, Isaac Olsen, had just all that access. And it was really cool to see all these people from Tacoma and just have that Tacoma vibe and kind of that fuck you vibe. That's cool. Shout out to Tacoma, Tacoma Comedy Club. I do the show out there sometimes. They're pretty awesome.

And people write to me on Twitter, come to Seattle proper. I'm like, Tacoma's right there, dude. But, you know, that's how people are. Ken Jennings, what was the last movie you saw? Last movie I saw in a theater was

Tully, a Diablo Cody joint. Right, with Ivan Reitman re-teaming from when they did Young Adult. Probably not Ivan Reitman. That'd be quite a get. Oh, yeah, yeah, Jason Reitman re-teaming from when they did Young Adult. Probably not Ivan Reitman. That'd be quite a git. Oh, yeah, yeah. Jason Reitman.

Right. But Ivan's still making movies, isn't he? Is he not dead? He's alive? Yeah, he's alive. Oh, cool. Yeah. I think you're thinking of Harold Ramis, who passed away.

Did they not die together in like a fiery crash? No, no. It was illness. Like the notebook or something. Yeah. Holding each other. Phil and Louise. This is always good in a podcast. Go ahead. Tell us about this movie. I always

like the part in a podcast where somebody's packing a suitcase. Got places to be, man. This is great audio. So we got plenty of time. So the movie starts with Charlize Theron. Doug's done. You're just stealing our prices.

Be careful with the t-shirts. What if this was your getaway plan? Bring me stuff. Be careful. You don't want to spill Spider-Man everywhere. Wait, Doug. And he's gone. Doug loves movies, everybody.

Good night. Way to commit to that bit, by the way. Oh, yeah, my back's going to hurt for weeks. Because I picked that thing up like I really, really wanted it. Well, you give a thumbs up for Tully? I thought it was good. I didn't see the end coming. I think Charlize Theron's very good in it. Well, you give a thumbs up for Tully? I thought it was good. I didn't see the end coming. Charlize Theron's very good in it.

I have little kids, so I really, you know, or I had little kids. I guess they're old now. Still with us, though. I had little kids. It was okay for a while, but since they're not with us, I'm going to move on. They were molested at a party. It's very sad.

And Harold Ramis killed them. No, my kids are now like kind of double digits and not as cute and pleasant as they used to be. But Tully did remind me of the stress of having little children and how it kind of messes with your head. Have any of your kids thought about auditioning for Jeopardy? My son is actually at Pub Trivia

tonight. Oh, shit. Just dominating. He's getting it together. Like, he thinks he's like, you know, Steph Curry, like dad was in the NBA, you know? Wait, what is his Does the team name go by Ken Jennings son And everyone's like

Cool fucking team name And he's like Yeah it's actually me I think they did that once And they lose like every night Because they're high school kids So now they are not Ken Jennings' son anymore

But like I asked him Hey do you want to do Like do you want to go on Jeopardy? They have like a teen tournament and he's like, no, dad, I want to save my eligibility. What?

Like he doesn't want a red shirt on Jeopardy. It's a good call. It's a once in a lifetime thing. He wants to go on as a grown up. He doesn't want to blow his shot at the teen tournament.

So he's a little entitled about his Jeopardy heritage, is what I'm saying. He should be though, right? Do you think he'd be good on the buzzer? How's he doing with the ladies? I think at that age you're always very quick on the buzzer

Good answer Steve, what was the last movie you saw? Like Rev saw a documentary about Underground Oh my god with the fucking documentary It's fucking Seattle man Can't you go see Deadpool 2 like a person? I re-watched

a movie called Body Slam, The Revenge of the Banana. I don't know if anyone knows about 3-2-1 Battle and SSP Wrestling. It's an underground wrestling group. They got shut down by the police because a guy who dressed up as a banana and wrestled didn't like the other guys. So he called the cops on them. They shut down the wrestling crew

and they made a whole documentary about this. And it's good to watch? Because it sounds like we just got the whole story already. That's it. It was like five minutes long. It's pretty awesome. One of those short docs. Where can people see it?

It's on iTunes and all the other places. All right. And what about you, Adam? Do you have a... I know you were at Taylor Swift last night. Yeah. So as part of that Taylor Swift experience, my nieces, I asked them to get into something that I like.

So they had never seen The NeverEnding Story before. So we watched that. Nice. I sat through your fucking Taylor Swift show. You better watch my Flying Dog movie. Pretty much. Pretty much. I love it.

Yeah. I mean, there's a good bullying theme in there. A good pro-bullying theme? What's that? It's like pro-bullying. Yeah. Yeah, it's awesome. This kid's reading a fantasy book. Let's that? It's like pro bullying. Yeah. Yeah, it's awesome. This kid's reading a fantasy book.

Let's get him. Put him in the trash can. I guess it is pretty fucked up. Alright. I'd like to see a remake. I watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory today on Syfy. Nice.

What if you said oxygen? There's no network that wouldn't be silly for Willy Wonka, pretty much, except for, I mean, ABC Family or whatever that, it's freeform now. But, anyway, I sat through it. It takes, you know, three and a half hours to watch when there's commercials and stuff.

But I was just hanging out in my hotel room watching it and just marveling at what just an amazing movie it is. Because it's so, it's for families and they love it, but it's so fucking dark. Like, four children are theoretically murdered.

Yeah. And Willy Wonka is like, let's continue the tour. Have you licked the walls? It's so intense. Sorry about the fat kid in the chocolate river. Yeah. Oh, my God.

We just watched this child be murdered in a tube. I like how they all have moral failings like gluttony, laziness, liking gum. Oh, yeah. She had it coming. And also, what the fuck is Mike TV going to do with his life besides watch TV? It's his fucking name. Yeah, that one I understood.

At least it wasn't Violet Gum. Didn't one of them turn into a blueberry? Yeah. Oh, Violet, yeah. Violet. Violet's turning violet. My favorite thing is, not my favorite thing,

but there's a lot to talk, there's a lot to unpack with Willy Wonka because like Slugworth shows up every time that somebody gets a golden ticket and he shows up while they're doing their press conference about how they got a golden ticket.

So every time I'm like, what kind of fucking press conference? Just let some slugworth in. And in one moment he's got a microphone and he's actually interviewing the people. And when Violet Beauregard wins they're doing a remote from the car lot where her father is.

So the guy had to fly all the way to fucking America to go to this car lot where her father is. So the guy had to fly all the way to fucking America to go to this car lot. And then he goes over, her dad starts talking, and it seems like the camera would stay on her dad while he's talking, but instead it just zooms over. So the TV camera is filming this weird guy whispering in her ear.

Like, what kind of press conference for a winner just has a fucking psychopath stroll in and start just chatting them up? Well, his whole thing, too, was like, get me an everlasting gobstopper. Like, he's just going around whispering that shit in the kids' ears. Like, it's normal. I don't know how he gets in there every time.

And he's not even the real Slugworth. I don't want to spoil it. You just did. God damn it. Wait, there was an alternate Slugworth? You've had since 1971 to see this movie. Like, Willy Wonka hired a fake Slugworth to go badger all these kids. What a freak.

He's just some employee of WonkaVision. Yeah, Wonka goes out of his way. Let me just say one more thing. We've got to move on, but one more thing. One more thing about Willy Wonka is there's a guy outside. He scares Charlie. thing. We gotta move on, but one more thing. One more thing about Willy Wonka is there's a guy outside. He scares

Charlie by saying, no one ever goes in and no one ever comes out. Rattle, rattle, rattle. And then... Which is also what people say to the Kardashians. Yeah. And then... And then... Oh, you got a Kardashian in the house.

And then Grandpa Joe is like, oh, yeah, yeah. They shut down the factory, then it reopened, and now they make chocolates for all over the world. They don't know how it's done. What I want to know is how the fuck does a closed-up factory that never opens its doors get the chocolate outside the factory? It's a really weird thing that I finally decided to dwell on

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So many great name tags. Thank you guys for bringing all of them. Really amazing. I want to get a picture of that usual Steve Spex one. Or did it get picked? Oh, you got it there? Do I want it? Like to keep?

Fuck yeah. That's incredible. It's so good. It's got Ken and Leonard Malton and Jon Hamm and me. And who's the person in the middle? Is that you? Kumail. You didn't put yourself in there?

Kumail. I don't think... Yeah. That's really great. I don't think Kumail would love the nose on that. I don't think he'd be into the nose. You could have brought him in a little bit. The nose is a little off, but...

Holy shit, that's such a good poster, dude. You aced the tie, but the nose is little. Yeah, and I like that I'm Kevin Spacey. Oh, my God. But it's really cool. The usual Steve Spex. Thank you, and you guys suck for not picking it. But Justin's got a good one.

Who are you going to play on behalf of? It looks like I am playing for a man whose last name is Korn, and it's Children of the Korn. Yeah, and he's hedging his bets by spelling Korn like the band Korn and like Toys R Us with the backwards R. Yes, he says, yes, my last name really is Korn, like the band Korn, and like Toys R Us with the backwards R. Yes, he says, yes, my last name really is Korn, like the band. The backwards R is for Flair.

So it's not really a backwards R. It's just for Flair. Well, that's good that you picked Korn because you're from the rock of Seattle. Rock, rock, rock. Fwa-fwa-fwa. Fwa-fwa-fwa. What do, fa, fa. Rock, rock, rock. What do you got, Ken?

I'm playing for Alden because he and or his friends were like yelling out Omnibus, the name of my podcast, which they probably just Googled, but I fell for it. And it was also my favorite movie, Valdentine's Day.

Love these Gary Marshall holiday-th themed rom-coms so much. That has Taylor Swift. You're right. Taylor Swift is in it. Last Bill. Taylor Lautner's in it, not your girl. Less your girl. I'll let him. You'd let him?

I don't think you'd let him. He would take it. Alright. Settle down over there. Migs, what do you got? This was done by Josh. It's the Joshua League

of their own. And at first I was really nervous because I took it from him and it was lighting up. I only picked it because it lit up and I couldn't figure out how to get it to fucking light. And then I realized there's a button. And there we go. Whoa. Nice. They're little watermelons. Why won't it

stay on? Josh, I need your help. Oh, you gotta hold it. There we go. I guess I just have to hold it this whole time. So bummed out. And he gave me some gummy bears and licorice. Nice. Cool. The most whatever reaction is snacks on the floor.

What do you got, Adam? Oh, I got a pretty exceptional one. You've heard of the disaster artist. What about if Liz is in it? The Lizaster Artist. That's awesome. Yeah. That's really good.

Got me in the front row of the theater with her, and I'm smoking up, and Seth Rogen's behind me going, pass that shit. There's a little message on the back. Oh, there is a message on the back that you'll find out about later. We're not going to let you make that mistake. Oh, fuck.

Yeah, you don't want to read that out loud. Just put it down there. Oops. Yeah. No, it's all good. All right, good. You did it perfectly because you didn't do it. Did you read what the message was?

No. Okay. I just saw writing. All right. At the end of the show, if you don't win, I have to call whoever they ask me to on the back of the name tag. I have to call that person or thing a shithead.

Oh, shit. That's the consolation prize if you don't win. Like, let's say Ken Jennings wins. Yeah, let's just wonder about that. Then I will. Fuck. What are the odds he won't win. Like, let's say Ken Jennings wins. Yeah, let's just wonder about that. Then I will. What are the odds he won't win? This is more rigged than Wheel of Fortune. That's what I think.

I'm going bankrupt again. Alright, so the first game we're going to play tonight is a little thing called Live, Die, Repeat. Super simple game. You don't need to know trivia I mean it might help a little bit if you know the type the full title of this movie I'm going to say out loud slowly the title of a film and the first person on stage who says into their microphone, basically repeats back the correct full title

is the winner of this game. Sounds easy. It's not because there's four of you that are all going to hear the same thing that I'm saying. Any questions? Yes.

What? What? Good question. Good question. Good question. Adam, I'm going to say the name of a movie. Great. The listeners probably get so tired of hearing these games explained, but I also think it's hilarious when the guests don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

Because maybe I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Because maybe I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. I'm going to say the name of a motion picture from the history of cinema. It's a real movie. Oh. And the first person who can repeat the title back is the winner. Let's do a practice one.

True Grit. True Grit. See how hard it is? God damn it. Wow, that was tough. For a second, I paused and went, did he say true grit? And then my brain goes, he did.

It's hard to be confident, but you got to jump right in. Like I almost said air bud on accident. Just because I was already thinking about that. This is fucking tough. It's a good game, Dad. It's a messed up game, and the winner doesn't really get much of anything Because all you do is go first in the next game here we go ready players yes

Legend legend legend I don't even think I said it Legend. Legend. Legend. I don't even think I said it. Did you say anything, Adam? I went like this. Like my mouth moved. True grit. I never looked at the ceiling here.

It's beautiful. Oh, my God. That was unbelievable. All right, let's do another one. No, it's the ceiling here. It's beautiful. Oh, my God. That was unbelievable. All right, let's do another one. No, it's the same one. I just haven't finished it. No one has a guess based on that. Legend.

Don't say it in the audience. Legend of Bagger Vance. Legend of the Fall. Legend of the Fall, yeah. Can you imagine if I declared you the winner for adding yeah to the end of it? Yeah, totally, yeah. Oh, shit.

That's the ticket. Like talkinglostmovies.com. Yeah. Legend of the Guardians. Legend of the Guardians. Legend of the Guardians. Oh, Jesus. The Guardians of G'huul. The what?

Guardians of G'huul. The Guardians of what? I don't know. G'huul? Can I say the whole movie? Legend, if you can, yeah. Legends of the Guardians of the Galaxy. That's the third one that's coming out. Isn't that one of the third one that's coming out.

Isn't that one of that movie? Legend of the Guardians. It's like Rise of something. The. Owls. Legend of the Guardians, the Owls of Cahool. Yes, that's the winner. Yeah, thanks, Ken. Justin.

You got me there. Have you guys even heard of that movie me there. It was team effort. Have you guys even heard of that movie? No. It's about owls and shit. They're the owls of Gahool. Yeah, they're like... It's the same guy who brought you Road Warrior and Babe.

Love Babe. It's like the best movie about the owls of Gahool. Yeah. Of all the owls of Gahool movies, it's the best one. Legend of the... What is somebody yelling? Is it important? It's a Zack Snyder movie.

Really? Okay. I'm sure he was involved too, because it's... I'm not interested. Is it like dramatic? Like are the owls like... Yeah, it's these owls. They're like fucking flying around going,

Owl! Aren't they like knights and shit? Like they wear armor and stuff? Or am I thinking of a different movie? I think you're thinking of Road Warrior. Oh, yeah. I'm thinking of Double Team with Dennis Rodman. Witness me!

Yeah, but that's it. Legends of the Guardians. The Owls of Kalu. Justin gets to go first in our next game. Sweet. And then we will go to Ken. And then we will go to Migs. And then we'll go to Adam.

And each one of you gets a guess in this game of whose tagline is it anyway. I'll say a tagline from a movie. Lots of movies out there with lots of taglines. This isn't easy, so don't put a lot of pressure on yourself. Just open up your mind and just say, Ga-ool. If you need to.

All right, so we're going to start with Justin. Each person gets a crack at it if the person in front of them doesn't know what it is. Justin, what movie has the tagline, and please, no audience guesses, what movie has the tagline, a love story, More or Less? A Love Story, More or Less?

Yeah, you said it better than I did. Because you're in broadcasting. I professionally speak. Yes. And that's the shitty tagline. For what movie? Deadpool? It was a love story, more or less.

Yeah. No, you know what? You're right in the ballpark. That could have been the tagline for that. I think they probably went with stuff that was more clever. So I'm guessing that wasn't it. No, that's the correct answer. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding that wasn't it. No, that's the correct answer. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Oh, shit. Don't get my hopes up like that, ass. I would just say yes if that was the right answer. I wouldn't say, oh, they'd probably come up with something more clever. Ken, what do you think? A love story, more or less.

Jeez. Jeez. I'm just going to text somebody real quick. Can we get that Jeopardy music? somebody real quick. Can we get that Jeopardy music? Wait, don't make noises. Quiet. That gives him an advantage.

This is trivia in a library. Stop laughing at this comedy show. You got anything, Ken? Maybe it's... Shut up out there. Don't say words. Laughing and clapping or getting up and dismissing yourself are your options.

I'm going to say... What is... The Princess Bride. The Princess Bride. Princess Bride The Princess Bride Princess Bride No Young Guns Part 2 See that's a solid comedy answer

It was quick But it's incorrect Adam Look on the surface I want to say Love Actually But then there's a deep brooding part of me... Tell us all the titles you think it might be, and then pick one. Uh, Kids.

Kids? Wow! Uh, Flight of the Navigator. Wow. A love story between a man and a skateboard. The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones. Um, but what I'm actually going to go with is Ghost Dad. The answer is Valentine's Day.

I was fucking close. I was close. Ken, if you ever had the answer at your feet on Jeopardy... No! Got the answer correct. It doesn Jeopardy. No. That's a magic trick. Got the answer correct. It doesn't say it on the poster.

It doesn't. Alden. The poster says from the director of Pretty Woman. Nice work, Alden. Comes a day in the life of love. See, that's better. That's really good. Yeah.

I don't really like either tagline, and I don't like the movie, but. Wow. I don't really like either tagline and I don't like the movie but I mean when they say a love story more or less I watched it and said yeah less because we're moving on to the next round we're going to start with Justin again. Great. You got this. Oh, sweet. I think you know what's going on.

And Adam, you're a first-time guest on the show, so I should point out that a theme will probably emerge here. Great. Okay. Look at this cast, by the way. Oh, I mean, Valentine's Day had so many amazing people, and according to this poster, I was in it as well.

Yeah, who did Doug replace? Who's missing from the poster? Oh, that's a good question. Taylor Lautner, good call. I can't even... He needs to be replaced immediately. I can't even tell you guys apart. It's true.

I really blend in. I don't see Shirley MacLaine. She wasn't in it. All right. Her name's on the poster. That's fucked up. I think you... Do you put your face over Shirley MacLaine?

Okay, that's the long answer. I don't have time. I think you do you put your face over Shirley MacLaine I put her under Taylor Lauder because okay that's the long answer I don't have time laughter laughter laughter laughter Justin what movie has the tagline laughter

a strength to survive a desire to survive a desire to dream that's good could pretty much be any movie ever made ever can you say that again

everybody has a strength to survive and a desire to dream a strength to survive a desire to dream. The strength to survive and the desire to dream. Jesus, fuck. That is not the answer. No, it's not my guess. Born on the 4th of July.

I bet that's right. I like that. I think the tagline for that one was I'm not even going to say it. I don't want to insult the handicapped. A strength... A strength to be in a wheelchair.

The desire to have fake facial hair is the tagline for Born on the Fourth of July. Did you know that Tom Cruise was born on the Third of July? True story. Ken! What's your answer? I'm going to say correct. Tom Cruise was born on the Third of July.

Good answer. That is correct, but not for this game that we're playing. I'm going to guess Independence Day. Oh, that's a good guess. Migs, what do you think? I'm going Red Dawn. Another great guess. Adam?

Coach Carter. All great guesses. I don't know why they slipped up and didn't use this tagline. But this is a tagline for a motion picture starring Mariah Carey called Glitter. Oh! Again, very close.

Okay, we got Valentine's Day and Glitter, and we're gonna start again down there with the Rev, a.k.a. Justin. What movie has the tagline, The Tale, and audience members, please don't yell it out, because you're going to be so excited that you know it. Oh, shit. The Tale of Two American Idols. Jesus.

Yes. What's it called? Fuck. This is a double-edged sword, because if I get it right, there's no credibility for a guy who works at a rock station. You realize that, right? What do you do? What do you think?

Is it from Justin to Kelly? That's correct. Wow. I'm very happy I won. What do you do? What do you think? Is it from Justin to Kelly? That's correct. Fuck! Wow. I mean, I'm very happy I won, but... I would have liked it better if you said, is it called from me to Kelly? Because, of course, your name is Justin.

So Justin is on the board with one point. We go to Ken to start off this next one. Ken, what movie? We've got Valentine's Day, Glitter, and from Justin to Kelly, what movie has the tagline, dreams change, friends are forever? What? Dreams change.

I don't even know if that's true. Friends, on the other fucking hand, are forevs. What do you think that is, Ken? I bet it's not a very good movie. Okay. I don't know. I'm not going to tell you if you're warm or not,

but you are hot. It is... Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Oh, great guess, but it's the sequel. No, I'm kidding. The sequel, Pants 2. That's so funny. Colon, more pants.

We couldn't all fit in the same pair of pants, so we decided to get some more traveling pants. Steve McClure. I'm going to go Pitch Perfect. Oh, that is another great guess, but not correct. Pitch perfect two. That's not how this works. And also incorrect.

Adam? American Pie. Oh, not a good guess. Let me finish. Three. Wait, no, five. Wedding.. Wedding. American wedding.

American flute fuck. That one was good. No, the answer for this is we went with, we had a Taylor Swift movie, a Mariah Carey movie, a Kelly Clarkson movie, and the answer is Crossroads starring Britney Spears. I knew what the theme was, and I couldn't think of the stupid name of that one either.

Yeah, Crossroads is a weird-ass title for a movie where a pregnant girl falls down the stairs and loses her baby. Whoa, spoiler. Big spoiler, big spoiler. Is the Bone Thugs Crossroads song in that film at all? Is what? Bone Thugs in Harmony, crossroads. Is that song in the...

No. Yeah, yeah. It should be. That's a valid question. Dan Aykroyd's there. Why can't Bone Thugs be there? It plays over the entire movie without explanation. It's amazing.

That was the real success of the film Alright so Justin aka The Rev wins again He's running away with this but don't panic you guys because it's still anybody's game In this next game Justin's going to go first.

I'm going to go second because I play along in this one. People already know what it is. Then Adam, then Migs, and then Ken. We're going to play Last Man Stanton. And what this entails, Adam, is we're going to get the name of an actor or actress from the audience, and then, because that way I don't know who it is yet, and then we're going to take turns naming movies

that that person has been in. That's right. If you can't think of one, you're out, but you have one lifeline. The person whose name tag you chose. You can go to Liz once if you need her. I recommend you go to your lifeline

early. Everyone ignores it. And then they lose. Where is Corny Kev with two K's? Corny Kev. Yeah! Corny Kev. Corny Kev resh Ks. Corny Kev. Yeah, Corny Kev. Corny Kev reshouts me on Twitter, confident that he had a great name for this game.

I'm suspect, but we will see. Uh-oh. What's your deal, Corny Kev? Why do you call yourself Corny? Well, my last name is Corn. Like the poster. Oh, my God, your name tag is on stage. Collusion!

So who do you, what name would you like us to play tonight? Anna Faris. Anna Faris. That's not an easy one. This is the point where I turn to the panel and I say, are we all confident enough in Anna Faris movies to proceed with this game, or do we need a second name so that we can actually play? Yeah.

Second name. I think everyone wants a second name, so thank you, Corny. I know two of her movies I've got one You don't need to reveal that much Let's play strategically Where is Whiskey spelled with a three Instead of an E

Underscore John Sitting right next to Corny Corn Sorry Corny Kev? All right, Whiskey John. Why Whiskey John? Are you a whiskey distributor or do you just enjoy it? Your friends called you Whiskey John?

Because you enjoyed whiskey? Yeah, you could have seen how I said that in the first part. You can just say, I like whiskey. I don't give a shit about your friends. But they seem like nice people, because I'm looking at a few of them right now. Whiskey John, what have you got for us? It's not going to make it easier?

Then sit the fuck down. Jesus, man. Who? Tom Sizemore. Jesus, man. Who? Tom Sizemore. Oh, fuck. I love when this show ends on time. Thank you. How about...

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. As the judge and jury appear, I don't even know if I... If someone might slip a Tom Sizemore. Soismore? Soismore. Somebody could slip a movie by me. If you're confident enough, I might think Tom Sizemore is in it.

So we'll see how this goes. But again, please, in the audience, don't react when they say the names. I'd rather do Tom Scarey. That was the right response to that. Fuck. Seattle's own Tom Skerritt. I thought that's what we were doing. I'm fucked. You don't know who Tom Sizemore is?

No, I do. But I don't know any of his movies. Wait, you know who he is? You don't know anything he's been in? I know Tom Skerritt movies. But you know Anna Faris, right? Yeah. Wait, okay, first of all, let's just slow down for a second.

I want to play a game, just you and me. Okay. Where you name three Tom Skerritt movies. Poison Ivy, Poison Ivy Part 2, and Poison Ivy Part 3. He's in all of them? Wow. Well played, dude. Well played.

Did you name a fourth one? Did he do a fourth? As soon as you said that, the other guys would have piled on with the other parts, maybe. No. Plus those other Poison Ivies probably had subtitles that you're not remembering. have piled on with the other parts, maybe. No. Red Dawn. Those other Poison Ivy's probably had subtitles that you're not remembering. Poison Ivy 2, oh shit. It's growing again.

Poison Ivy 3, four year itch, or whatever. All right. So it's Tom Sizemore and Anna Faris. Anna Faris hosts a podcast, and I host a podcast, and she follows me on Twitter, and I cannot fucking get her to let me be on hers or for her to be on mine.

I don't know what that's about, and neither does anybody else. But maybe if I mention it, it'll help. All right, we're starting with you just in a movie with either of those two actors in it and you do have one lifeline that you can go to if necessary well I guess I'll take the easy one out and go the house bunny that is a very easy one because I yeah I just fucked Steve right there that's the only one he knows it's now I'm out it's a very easy one because I... Yeah, I just fucked Steve right there. That's the only one he knows. Now I'm out. It's a very... You have a lifeline. It's a very lovable movie. The House Bunny, I must say.

I'm going to go with... I'm going to take out a size more and say Natural Born Killers. Yeah. You don't have to applaud for that. It's very obvious that he's in it. What do you have, Adam, for Anna Faris or Tom Sizemore?

I'm going to keep the Sizemore train moving with Heart and Souls. Oh, yes, that's right. We got two Robert Downey Jrs back to back. What do you think they're... I'm going Anna of Ferris. Migs? What? Scream.

She's not in Scream? Wait, you can't... Lifeline, Lifeline. You can't... Hang on a second. First of all, stop booing him. It's really rude. That's so fucked up.

What a fucking hostile crowd. How dare you? You can't turn to the crowd, though, and say, is she in this? Because then they will boo you for not knowing whether or not she's in it. I didn't realize there were so many Anna Faris lovers in this room. You know, she's...

I watch Mom, but that doesn't count. She's popular. Chris Pratt's not into her anymore, but... So... They probably have a kid together, right? So they got to keep it cool. She grew up here, too. What? She grew up here, too.

In Seattle? Yeah, that's right. Stevens, right? Yep. So Steve, a.k.a. Mix, we'll go back to you. You've asked for your audience member help. Yes. I would like that audience member to not say who's your...

Josh. Josh. I would like you Josh. Where you at Josh? Josh? He's over there somewhere. Is he hiding? He left. Oh there he is. Hey Josh. So don't say... We all know what movie he was thinking of. Probably. But say something else.

Because when that movie comes up there's you know what's going to happen. Everyone knows what's going to happen. So what do you got? Black Hawk Down with Tom Sizemore. Very good. I was like, holy shit, Anna Faris was in that? Oh, shit.

I accidentally asked Siri that question, and she wrote back, I don't have an answer for that. She's out. Yeah. All right. Black Hawk down. And let's go to Ken Jennings. I'm going to say Saving Private Ryan. Sorry, Anna Faris?

No, Anna Faris. That wasn't Faris. Not a lot of ladies in that one okay we're back to Justin the Rev keeping up with my rock station cred we'll go back to Anna Faris

and Keanu oh my god she's so funny in that her cameo is amazing they murder her in that and she's so funny in that Her cameo is amazing They murder her in that And she's playing herself Listen, take your fucking spoiler And shove it up a kitten

Oh That movie's been out for forever Alright, my turn I'm gonna set off a shit storm of correct answers. Yep. By saying that she was in Scary Movie. That's what I was thinking. Adam?

On Affairs, Smiley Face. Okay. Could have saved that one, but all right. Right? Steve? On Affairs, Scary Movie Part 2. Listen, dude. one but all right Steve on a very scary movie part two listen dude why do you have to go and fuck up the easiest thing right I need the correct time damn it Josh you can't go back to him again you already you just need to take one word out of what you just said. Scary movie two.

Yes. Ken Jennings. Scary movie three. Yes. Here's the problem. I don't know if she did four or not. That is a problem. Do you want to go to your lifeline?

Yes, I'll go to my lifeline. Corn! Corn! Brokeback Mountain. What? Which one was in that? She was? I thought Anne Hathaway was in that.

They're both in it? Michelle Williams. Also very wrong. Holy shit. Did my lifeline just fuck me? I'm sorry, Rev, but you have the worst lifeline of all time. You suck, Korn. Tom broke.

I'm stepping on your... All I know is Josh wouldn't have done that. Hang on, everybody. Don't yell anything out. Stop yelling things out. So, Rev, would you like to take that answer or would you like to try at another one? I'll hard pass on that answer, thank you very much.

But I'm kind of shooting in the dark here anyway. Just give it a shot. Was Tom Sizemore in The Expendables? Wait a second. What is happening? Wait, nobody boos him when he asks a fucking question. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, fine, boo me.

Josh, why didn't you boo for me? It was my answer. You can't go back to your lifeline. Everybody calm down. Was the guy saying he was in it? She was in it. She was in the Expendables? I don't think she's not in the Expendables.

Alright, Rev, you're out. Fine, whatever. Sorry, dude. I'm gonna say Scary Movie 4. God damn it! I thought she was done with it by then. Adam? Fuck.

Just Friends on the Ferris? Yes! She is so funny in that. She steals it. That's my third favorite Ryan Reynolds movie after the two Deadpools. He's so good in that. What's his voice, dude?

Shut the fuck up! Yeah! up. Makes Scary Movie 5? Yes. Are you serious? She did five of those fucking movies? That was an amazing pull. They're back on my side. Fuck you, Rev. God damn it. She was the glue that

held the scary movies together. I thought at some point she just fucking gave up on those. No, she gave up before they wanted to make six, and she was like, fuck you, I'm on mom. Ugh. Five of those? It's like the Steve Guttenberg of the scary movie franchise. Shit.

That's outstanding. I'll never see those. That's a great poll. That would be like if... Jen Keggings, what have you got? I'm going to say Lost in Translation,

Anna Faris. What's that? Lost in Translation. Yes, Lost in Translation. I take it back. That's my favorite movie she's in. Lost in Trans... Lation. Lost in Trans. Lation.

Wait for it. Come on. It's my turn. I'm going Sizemore on this one. Fuck yeah. Because everyone here tonight is feeling the heat. Ooh.

Damn it. Isn't Anna Faris in a movie? She is. In Overboard right now, right? Yeah. She's in New Overboard. Great. Worst idea ever.

Old Overboard wasn't good. Just got by on the charisma of Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell. And everyone was excited that it starred a couple that fucking have children but don't marry each other. Did you never watch...

Was that on the poster? Did you never watch the Old Overboard and think, what if Goldie Hawn was like a Mexican guy from telenovelas? I did think that. That's what I would always think. Finally, my dream came true. Ken, what do you got?

Oh, it's me? Yeah, I think so. I'm still in it. Okay, if you say so. I'm about to be out. House Bunny 2. Would you call it? House Bunny 2. House what. House Bunny 2. What'd you call it? House Bunny 2. House what? House Bunny 2. Oh, yeah. They didn't get around to doing that. She wasn't in that one?

No, no. Was there even one? I don't think the temperature's right for that movie. That's why. It takes place at Hugh Hefner's funeral. And the same day the Me Too movement started. All right, you're out. Ken, do you want to go to your lifeline, or do you have another one?

Man, I was going to go heat. I think I might... I'm not obligated to go with my lifeline, right? No, if you have a good answer, but it's got to be correct. You got anything, man? What do you got, Alden? She was in 22 Jump Street? Can we confirm this?

I don't think anybody thinks that's true. What did she do in it? Did she play... Was she Channing Tatum, or was she the other guy? The other guy. She's uncredited? Is that what you're saying? What is she doing it?

She fucks around like everybody else. Yeah, that's a real fuck around, that movie. Doesn't sound very reliable, Ken. I don't think we can accept that. Ken, do you have an alternate? Jeez. What if he's right? He seems so confident, though.

We have no way to adjudicate it, right? No, that's the beauty of it, is that it's all based on my opinion of whether or not it's right. Oh. You can't change your answer, dude. If I'm wrong, I will correct it later. Really?

Oh, now the guy sitting next to you thinks she's in it? How many people think Anna Faris is in Jump Street 22? Why is it all on that side of the room? It's his family. No one over here thinks that she's in that. No. What does she do in it? She does what?

She says she fucks around. That seems to be the popular answer, Doug. Did you guys see the porn version of 22 Jump Street? Director's cut. 69 Jump Street? Whoa. What was the movie posted for? Alright, I'm going to my phone. Hang on, everybody. I rarely do this.

I love Alden's burning confidence. I'm going to go with this even if he's wrong. I want to... I'm lashing myself to Alden's sinking ship here. You're in. Yeah, you're in. Oh, I shouldn't look up Anna Faris because then I'll give me answers. I'm still in.

So I'm going to go jump. Oh, shit, 22. Oh, I bet you it'll come right up. Were you disappointed Taylor didn't sing the song about being 22? Yeah. I like that song. Yeah, that was real bummed. Still not over it. Thanks for bringing it up. You're welcome.

I thought you were going to say... Alright, you guys. This is very exciting. I'm scrolling. I'm scrolling. So many people in this movie. A lot of great, funny people in 22 Jump Street. Made by the team that, you know, they were behind the Lego movie. And they got fired from Solo, which opens on Friday.

I'm not seeing her, you know. But if she's got a cameo, you know, they'll put her at the end. Could be last. No Anna Faris. Sorry. IMDB. She could be uncredited, but let's fucking deal with that

like adults. And I will, the corrections department will be all over it. I just looked it up and I never look shit up. Justin? I'm out. Good call, good call.

Thanks for bringing up old shit. Bankrupt. So it's just me and Adam. I'm going to go Sizemore, True Romance. And then what do you got, Adam? Oh, yeah. There's a guy who thinks that's the best movie ever because he likes

watching James Gandolfini slam Patricia Arquette's head into a toilet bowl. Was he responding to True Romance or just five minutes late to Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs?

That might have been what happened. I'm going to go with the phone a friend or the... Yeah, sure. And Liz, can you give me a Sizemore Ferris?ris was in the hot chick great call yeah I'm gonna go

with that one very good she was in that it's a great Rob Schneider film really It really is. He's so good at it. This might be his best. Everybody else is out, right? Yeah, yeah, it's back to you. Adam, you're our winner! Oh, my God! What? Oh, boy. This is unexpected.

I mean, truly. You did it. You did it. You did it. You might have lost if anyone could say out loud what fucking part she plays in 21, 22 Jump Street. But everyone's like, she's in it. That's all they got. Yeah. And IMDB and IMDB Says that she's not

These guys are all from the parallel universe Where Anna Faris was in 22 Jump Street It's a Mandela effect But you're in our universe now Sorry What was the one where she fucks a lot of guys And then worries about her number What's your number

What's your number? What's the one where Tom Hanks plays Forrest Gump? Who will you play for again, Adam? Liz? Liz, yeah. Liz, come get your prizes! Whoa. Come get your suitcase. I hope you can... It's not too heavy, but congratulations.

She wants to say something to Adam. Thank you. That was amazing. So polite, right? Don't forget your book. There she goes. She's really happy to have that suitcase. And I'm happy for her to have it. I wrote Liz.

Okay. Don't go anywhere. Oh, you fixed it? Here, I'll give it to her. Hey, thanks, Doug. No problem. What a full-service host you are. I'm pretty good that way.

There you go, Liz. I thought you already wrote me. Congratulations, Liz. Good job, Liz. service host you are. I'm pretty good that way. I thought you already wrote ladies like a magic trick. Good job, Liz. I get to keep the usual Steve specs. Do you want your poster back, Liz? What? No, I'm not going to

read the shithead. You won, you shithead. Got her. Got her. Yeah, I got her got her yeah I got her good come on down to the Neptune and I will get you good Justin aka the Rev En Fuego from KISW

the Rock of Seattle mornings from I think it starts at 3 a.m. and goes till noon. Yep, yep. 24-7. Wow, that's a hell of a show. I'm not clear on the times. I just know I show up in the middle there somewhere when I'm in town.

What else have you got to plug, dude? We do a geeky podcast that goes usually Monday through Friday, BJ Shay's Geek Nation. We talk about TV, video games, and all that fun shit. If that's your jam, just search for BJ Shay's Geek Nation. We talk about TV, video games, and all that fun shit. If that's your jam, just search for BJ Shay's Geek Nation on iTunes, and please subscribe. All right. Fuck yeah. Ken Jennings, promote yourself.

I'm at Ken Jennings on Twitter. I have me and my friend, local musician, beloved Seattle raconteur John Roderick and I do a podcast called Omnibus. A complete collection of all human knowledge, just in case the world ends soon.

And my new book, Planet Funny, comes out Tuesday. Liz has already read it and just loved it. Liz, give us a quick review. She says it's phenomenal. Thank you, Liz. That'll be on the

back of the second edition, I'm sure. It's phenomenal. Liz said that. Anna Faris was in 22 Jump Street. Alden. Good cut. Uncredited! It's going to be on Alden's tombstone.

Uncredited! Thanks, Ken. Migs from the BJ and Migs show. Say hi to BJ again for me. I saw him yesterday. I did too. What else?

Do you have anything else to promote? I have a band called Bruiser Brody. That'd be cool if you guys checked that shit out. Thank you. And I'm on all social media at I'm Steve Migs. I have a premium Snapchat for 75 bucks. I do uncensored pictures and it's pretty cool. I'm kidding.

No, I don't really. Wow. right if you send me 75 bucks i'll send you whatever you want i was surprised you could make money in the in the dick pic industry i was ready to jump they actually pay so i don't send it to them are you gonna enjoy those snacks that came with your name tag would you like to share them no i'm just saying do you do you like those things? I like gummy bears. I don't like licorice. All right, why don't you take that licorice

and chuck it into the crowd? All right, do it. You know what, fuck it. I'll throw the gummy bears out too. All right, you're going to hurt somebody, but that's cool. All right. Balcony, balcony, balcony. Go behind the back. Oh, shit. Balcony, balcony, balcony. Go behind the back.

Oh, shit. Oh! Balcony. You are kingdom ready. You did it. Yo. Now, Adam, throw your drink up into the balcony. I thought you were going to go behind the back

like the old school peanut guy. I think I pulled my shoulder. That was a lot of force. Joshua League of their own doesn't have a shinhead on the back. What? Yeah, where are you, Joshua League of their own? Okay. The old standby.

I'll put this here so you can come back and get this lovely framed thing with all the lights on it. And Adam Ray, what do you got to plug, dude? I'll be on the next season of American Vandal on Netflix. Whoa, that's awesome. That's cool, yeah. Wow. Such a good show. Yeah, it's awesome.

This next season's bonkers. And I have a podcast called About Last Night with Brad Williams. All my tour dates for stand-up are at my website adamraycomedy.com and I'll see you at the next T-Swift show I'm sure oh my god I'm going to just follow her around you really are

no I'm going to see a few more shows this summer but the next one isn't until August I'm going to take a little break kind of calm down because last night was so exciting I feel like a few more is still a lot yeah break. Kind of calm down because last night was so exciting. I feel like a few more is still a lot. Yeah? It's stupid.

Yeah. I'm not proud of it. I'm not proud of how much I enjoy Taylor Swift shows. Have you tweeted at her? But there I am. I did. You see how embarrassed? I tweeted today and I used her name, and as I was doing it, I thought,

people are just going to be like, what the fuck, Doug? She's not going to respond to you. Quick story. I did a movie called The Greatest Movie Ever Rolled, and we did this opening sequence in the opening credits where it was really super slow motion of me smoking pot and blowing the weed out.

And it was these super slow-mo cameras, and it looked really cool, and it was a great opening title sequence. It was developed by my friends, Ryan and Sharon. And then they also worked with Taylor Swift on some of her TV specials when she did TV specials and they were editing my show and her show at the same time and she was there to help with the edit of her show and she looked at the monitor with me blowing

smoke in slow motion and she said who is that and they said that's Doug Benson and she said so I've already I'm already in with her, I feel like. You're in the squad. You should animate that story. That's so fucking funny. Oh. She was into it for a second. Yeah.

Anyway. a second. Yeah. Anyway, Doug Lowe's movies returns to Helium It's a Gas in St. Louis on Saturday, June 16th at 420. He won't be there this time, but it's going to be

an amazing show. Speaking of amazing shows, what a great time tonight. Thank you, everybody, for coming out. Thank you to the Neptune tonight. Thank you, everybody, for coming out. Thank you to the Neptune Theater. Thank you to Justin, the Revan, Fuego, Robinson, Ken. What's your book called? What's that book called?

Planet Funny, How Comedy Took Over Our Culture. Yeah, I just wanted to call you Ken, Planet Funny, Jennings. I don't want to give everybody a fucking nickname. The Guardians of Cahool. Steve Miggs, Miglior. And Adam, Ray of Sunshine. As always, Trump is a shithead. Hold up on the sound cue

because this is a double. People write doubles down. I don't know what to do about that. I guess this is a good double. Jessica Bookie Bookie Bookie Okay is a shithead

People who don't like Taylor Swift Are a Shithead And in conclusion Thanks again everybody The Seattle Freeze is a shithead Yeah

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