Doug Loves Movies - Adam Rifkin, Luis J. Gomez, Josh Wolf and Amy Miller guest

Episode Date: March 28, 2018

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Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. Steven. My name is Doug. And I love movies.

This is Doug Loves Movies. You know what? I know it's been a while since the last show here, but, you know, this is supposed to be Hollywood. Every other town is showing you guys up with their precision and their enthusiasm for that part of the show,

but, you know, sometimes I regret even getting that started. It feels weird to always demand that an audience behave a certain way every time. I like you to be individuals. But audience behave a certain way every time. I like you to be individuals. But we're coming to you once again from our original home, the UCB Theater in Los Angeles.

I should start doing that. I usually don't raise my hand up like, come on, give it up. But that was really, you guys are great trained SEALs. Oh, that guy's finally here. Thank you. Thank you for arriving. There's nothing worse than a front row empty seat. I just stared at it

the whole time. Who the fuck has the nerve? It's Tuesday, March 27th, 2018, and I'm feeling alright about the name tags. I know the guy who came in late doesn't have one. Oh, maybe he does. He was moving around like he might.

No? You reach down between your legs. That's my name tag. Oh, your coffee cup is your name tag. And what does it say? I don't know. You don't know? It says 100% composable.

Oh, yeah. See, you don't understand what a name tag is. But you also don't understand what kind of shirts people wear. Stand up and show everybody your weird shirt. Are you... I didn't say come up on stage. Thanks for being here, dude.

You're in the... Usually, for years and years, there's a guy we called Baseball Jordan, or I called him that, because his name tag was a baseball with Jordan written on it. He sat right around where you're sitting for a long time, and you were often next to him as you are today. Do you know this guy? No.

No, I didn't think so. But now Baseball Jordan lives in Seattle, and he's coming to, I'm doing the show in Seattle so he's finally going to be back with his baseball. Yeah. A little smattering for Jordan. I'm glad he's alive because that would have been a terrible tribute

if he had passed. But thank you to everyone who did bring the name tags this evening, because as you know, you've heard me complain about it. The Los Angeles crowd's not big on making the name tags. They just want to see the show. And yeah, that's cool. But then again, could you pass that to me?

Our buddy Steven from... Yeah, that's a rough first step right there. This dude, he's seen Douglas movies in Orlando where he lives, but he's also traveled to Denver and now to Los Angeles. And you may have heard him on the show if you listen, because he has the very clever, instead of Dolphin Tale 2, it's Stephen Tail 2. And as you can see, it is already

signed by me and Todd Glass is on here. And newly acquired today, because we were all hanging out at Meltdown Comics on one of its last days. Rest in peace. Yeah. Jacob Siroff and Tom Lennon

were just hanging around. So now their names are on this terrible name tag. And thanks for hanging in there and for traveling. You brought a new friend this time in Orlando. You brought a guy

that looked just like Dwight from Walking Dead. I was actually in Orlando too. What's that? You were there? Yeah, he was in Orlando too. Where were you sitting? Not with them.

He was sitting right next to me. Oh, he was next to you, but I didn't talk to him or about him. I didn't bring up, they're like, hey man, can you take those sunglasses off your head? People are sitting behind you and the light's shooting off of them. Perfect. I've gotten that sometimes. You ever been into the movies or the theater and you have sunglasses on your head

and the person behind you says, could you take those off? Because it does like, you know, it creates a whole light show on your head. They didn't come to see. What's your name, dude? Eddie. Eddie.

All right, Eddie. We don't have time to talk to you, but... I appreciate both of you guys being here and making the trip out just for the show. It doesn't creep me out at all. And we'll see you outside after, if you know what I mean. Yeah, I'm going to spank both of you.

Doug plugs. Oh, well, first, before we get into the plugs, apologies to everyone who's disappointed that we canceled last Wednesday's Douglas movies at the Gramercy Theater in New York City because of the Four Easter, as they were calling it, the fourth Nor'easter in as many weeks. You know, you could debate all night long whether or not we should have canceled the show,

but the theater thought that was the best thing to do. So refunds are at the point of purchase and we will be returning to that venue ASAP yeah I don't have a date yet but I'm working on it

and I'm doing Chelsea's here I'm doing stand up on April 19th in Sacramento. Countdown to 420 show. And then on 420 I'll be in Paradise, California. And Doug Loves Movies is coming to Indianapolis for the first time on April 28th. All my dates and deets and links

are at DougLovesMovies.com That's DougLovesMovies.com Yeah! Next show here at That was so much better than the opening thing. It's like you guys all got together. Let's take it where Doug wants it to go.

Our next show here at UCB Franklin, you guys have time to practice. Practice yelling, this is Doug Loves Movies. It's going to be in two weeks on April 10th at the same dab time, same dab channel. And from the follow-through department, I never hear from them. I hear from corrections all the time.

But from the follow-through department, you can find cool stuff, specifically nightlights, from the guy who made the Martha Kelly nightlight that we featured, talked about on an episode in Austin at South by Southwest. You can go to Etsy.com slash shop slash glass action. It's like class action, but glass action. And you can also look at this stuff on Instagram. I think it's glass underscore action.

And they've got really cool. I think it's glass underscore action. And they've got really cool, basically it's very artistic nightlights that can be personalized. It can be your face. I'm promoting this guy. He's not paying me shit. But these things are so cool.

This guy's going to go get one right now. They're that great. He's got already pre-made ones of David Bowie and Burt Reynolds that are amazing, like Burt Reynolds, Circa, Smokey and the Bandit. It's super cool.

So just go check it out. And like I said, the personalized angle is also cool. I'm trying to think, here's my one that I'm thinking of getting so far. Because I might get more than one. I got more than one room in my home.

I got four if you count the kitchen. I'm thinking fucking Willy Wonka, Gene Wilder, top hat and everything, fucking Nightlight. Because I'd look over at it and be kind of scared.

But also comforted by the glow. There's no earthly way of knowing. I'd put that track on the soundtrack on because they have the whole thing. The whole fucking scary boat ride. And if you want to be a guest on this show,

we did an auction on the podcast-a-thon, Jimmy Pardo's podcast-a-thon, and the top winners, the top bidders, turned out to be weirdos that didn't want to follow through and actually pay the money. And it's a great charity, Smile Train. So it's back up on ebay it's up to like 955 bucks right now but it's a guest spot on the show we'll we'll even let you

be a guest in your town if it's a town where we can we can do the show and uh so the the it's on ebay and the auction is going to go for a few more days. I think you can find it by typing in Douglas Movies in the search engine or Never Not Funny or Podcastathon. We've got four chairs, which means four guests. I'm going to get them out here. And that guy is back just in time.

We're all so lucky. Did you have to make a call or did you go to the bathroom? Water. You just needed water and you found some and then came back with no bottle.

You just lapped it up out of the gutter out in front of the... The guy gave you a sip? Hey, can I have a sip of your water? I'm watching a show.

Oh, and this is another water, a complete water for you. And we'd like to watch you drink it. Everyone would like to see you drink all of it right now. Chug, chug, chug. Yeah. Just because you're drinking water doesn't mean you can't party.

Please give it up, everybody, for Adam Rifkin, Louis J. Gomez, Josh Wolfe, and Amy Miller! Oh, this is nice. I never get a table. Oh, yeah. We got a little table. I love it. Yeah, it's UCB only.

It's the only place I allow us to have a table. You're so muscular. Whoa. Wow. Moving in on Lewis right away. No, no, no. It's just friend stuff. Wow.

I just thought of a pilot for a new TV series. Amy Miller and the Hat Squad. Let's meet my guest. Josh, seriously, could you just laugh once at something I say? I'd really appreciate it. I'll give it a try. I need your support.

Let's meet my guest individually. First time guest, Adam Rifkin is here, everybody. Hello. Thanks for having me. I'm so excited about this because he is the director of a film. You can see it's currently on DirecTV, but it's also going to be available on demand Friday and in some theaters. And then rolling out in more theaters the following week and the week after that. It's called The Last Movie Star, and he wrote and directed a movie

where Burt Reynolds plays old Burt Reynolds. Oh, shit. That's right. Yeah. Amazing. Thank you. Thank you. You know, I feel like he'd be tough to talk into something.

You'd think. But he said okay right away. Really? I wrote the script for him. Burt Reynolds was my hero when I was a kid. And I wanted to make a movie with him my whole life. So I wrote a movie where he plays an old man who used to be a movie star,

but now has to realize he's on hard times and his glory days are behind him. And I sent him the script through his manager. I said to the manager, tell Bert if he's not going to do this movie, I'm not making it. And I meant it. And the next day, I got a call from Bert Reynolds, my childhood hero. And he said, this is kind of a tough subject matter for me to face, but I have to do it. I'm in.

And it was a dream come true. Wow. Yeah. And then you made the movie independently. And one of the best distributors that's out there right now, A24, picked it up. That's right. Yeah. They bought it at the Tribeca Film Festival. Nice. Yeah. So that's not there right now. A24 picked it up. That's right. Yeah. They bought it at the Tribeca Film Festival.

Yeah. So that's not easy to do because they're super picky. If it doesn't have robots in it, they don't care. I love that there's an audience that understands A24 jokes. Yeah. You have found your niche, my friend. Yeah, right? Okay, so I know that you love Burt Reynolds, and it's hard for you to pick,

but can you name for us your favorite Burt Reynolds movie? My favorite Burt Reynolds movie is Deliverance. I just think Deliverance is one of the great... It's the funniest, for sure. Deliverance is one of the great it's the funniest for sure Deliverance is one of the great movies of all time but yes yeah there's nothing more tense

than that movie and it's also like if it's easy to pull off horrifying scenes like you know men being raped by weirdos like

they haven't kept doing that like it's still that's very specific to that movie it didn't become a trend. No, it didn't. Nobody's ever been like,

you know what scene we should grab from Deliverance? It's true. Yeah, and then also that such amazing actors, I mean, they weren't slouches in their time. And then, of course, have gone on to still be, like, Ned Beatty's one of the most amazing actors ever. Of course. But what a humiliating, like, that he

agreed to do that is pretty amazing. That was his first movie, and he's still known as the guy who squeals like a pig. Yeah. It's, uh, I hope he doesn't get yelled at in traffic a lot. Instead of honking, people yell at him, squeal like a pig! And he is still alive.

Yes, yes, yes. Just check him. He's not like the Quaid brothers who are both gone. Somewhere. They're gone somewhere. One of them's kind of gone. Do you follow Randy on Twitter? No.

It's fascinating. I've seen his penis. Does anybody in here follow him on Twitter. I've seen his penis. Does anybody in here follow him on Twitter? You've seen his penis? He put up a straight up porno of him and his wife. Yes, you can watch it on the internet. Where did you go to

find him? And we will. Yeah. I probably googled Randy Quaid fucking. Why? Because I was curious. I like to learn. Oh, no thank you. He's got a big Santa beard for the sex scene. It adds to it.

If he was the character in Christmas Vacation. Huge. That was a water bottle though. If he was that character making love to his wife. She is full. I want to watch yeah oh my god

that stupid white sweater thingy turtleneck thingy he's wearing at the at the party oh he's amazing it's a dickie a dickie yes

that's the funniest Christmas movie I didn't want to say it it's the funniest I run a clean podcast it's my favorite Christmas movie without a doubt

some people argue a Christmas story but we're not here to do that now, Josh. Sorry. We're here to say hello to, I believe it's his third time on the show, Louis J. Gomez, everybody.

All right. Thanks for having me. I'm very happy to be back, you know, third time. I don't really know anything about movies. I don't know why you keep on having me back, but I really do enjoy being here. It feels like you're talking to a microphone that's making the voice change into extra scratchy. Like a kidnapper's microphone.

You want your daughter back. I don't know what you're talking about. Bring me $100,000 and you'll never see your child again. Tell your daddy you love him. Daddy! Amy, you really do have kidnapped child voice. Thank you. A fucking stupid kid just says daddy.

I say let her die. Make your daddy laugh. Why is the chicken across the road, daddy? Daddy laugh. Why is the chicken across the road, Daddy? Why are you out here in California? You're a New Yorker.

Yeah, man. Well, I got my podcast Legion of Skanks and we are here in Los Angeles at the Comedy Store. Two sold out shows. When are those happening?

Tomorrow night. Nice. Thursday night. So yeah, we came out for that and just did some podcasts and talked shit and you know you know what is the end of the the winter time the in march in new york city it's like watching the clock on the last day of school you're like please just fucking end please winter

end so that's what's happening and i like to leave right that last week of winter and then come back and it's smooth sailing for the rest of the year yeah that, that's a great plan. I was there last week, and I got out yesterday, and it's crazy how cold and stupid it is there. Yeah, it's miserable. You walk, because what happens is... And you guys have it for five months. It's awful. Well, Thanksgiving to New Year's Eve,

it's like, holy shit, this is magical. This is like every Christmas movie you could ever imagine, right? But then after New Year's Eve, it's a cold death. It's Game of Thrones fucking White Walkers coming to murder you and your family. That's why I say Christmas should be moved to the end of March and let's spend

five months just building up to it and feeling Christmassy. Fuck yeah, that's a brilliant idea, Doug. Yeah, thanks. Why not have Easter and Christmas for the same thing? Nobody understands Easter. Just lump them together. No, what about Valentine's Day? I don't want to skip together. No, what about Valentine's Day? I don't want to skip Valentine's Day.

Say skip Valentine's Day. Do whatever you want on Valentine's Day. It's Amy Miller, everybody! I'd say in my top two favorite Millers in all of show business. Who was the other one? Dennis? No, the character We're the Millers.

You're so dumb. Yeah, no, T.J. Miller was, yeah! I got reunited with him the other day. I hadn't seen him for a while. We did some serious radio together. And what show were we on? Jim and Sam. Jim and Sam.

And it was really good to see him. radio together and what show were we on? Jim and Sam. Jim and Sam. Did you get to say anything? It was really good to see him. Yeah, I did. It was pretty fun. I felt good about it. How long do we have to talk about TJ? Any other Millers you want to cover? Don't get me started when I get down to Josh. I'm going to be saying I wish Scott Wolf were here.

Me too. But what's going on? What are you up to? I don't know. Not much. See, that's why we were talking about TJ. You don't have shit to say.

All right. You want me to be crazier? Like, what are you? Yeah, just crazier, more screaming, more interrupting. I just do stand up

a lot cool yeah you got a weekly show here in town monthly monthly at the improv

yes apologize it's called two doors down which is not a joke about the band it's a Dolly Parton song okay

and it's fun I don't know we did it last night it was great what do you want nobody's judging you I love how Amy just starts to freak out. If you don't give her anything, any type of reaction,

she will just start screaming and her nose will bleed. I'm a baby. Yeah, monthly show. And then, I don't know. I'm on the road a lot coming up. Are we plugging? Do you want me to plug? No.

Okay, good. We'll do that at the end. I just don't know what to ask people sometimes at the beginning. I'm going to say Josh Wolfe is Okay, good. We'll do that at the end. I just don't know what to ask people sometimes at the beginning. I'm going to say Josh Wolfe is here, everybody. And then nothing further. We're done? I feel like we covered all we needed to cover.

Let me see if I wrote down a question for you. Oh, actually for all of you, but we'll start with you, Josh. What's your favorite Burt Reynolds movie to celebrate the release of last well you didn't ask me last movie star you know my answer

I'm gonna get to you he already knows my answer you have the best how do I say Smokey and the Bandit yeah yeah applause for that

you don't have to clap it's alright yeah yeah yeah lot less squilling like a pig in that one yeah a lot less but boy is that like I saw it like a couple years ago

And Jackie Gleason His performance Totally holds up It is fucking hilarious He's amazing He's one of the funniest of all time And Burt and Sally are just great together And what a fun movie

Fucking Jerry Reed God damn it He's at like his sarcastic best he's funny he's just he's sort of he's the norm mcdonald burt reynolds just chewing gum and not giving a yeah he's a real rascal in that one i really love that i love love that. Norm loves gum. So much. Do you guys know that? And sometimes when he's doing an hour, he'll take it all out and just stick it on the stage when he's done chewing it.

And it's like 12 pieces of gum. Just staring at Amy like, and? It's not a good story, but... But that's probably where he discovered he could do a good Burt Reynolds, is he was just chewing gum, maybe had a mustache on for another sketch, and somebody went, what are you, Burt Reynolds?

Yeah, whatever. It's only funny if you work at the comedy club and have to clean up all his gum. What's your favorite Louis J. Gomes? Oh, I thought you were talking about me. She is so needy tonight. Holy shit, Amy. I know. We like you.

You don't. I love you. I love you too. I spent my whole day alone. No, it's good. This is my first talking of the day. It really is. It is. That's the problem. is my first talking of the day. It really is. It is. That's the problem. I was super hungover all day.

I forgot to form words earlier. Just to warm up my conversational skills. It's not good. It's not going good. A 9.30 podcast. I know. I just got up. My favorite Burt Reynolds movie. Thank you for repeating the question for those people just got up. My favorite Burt Reynolds movie,

I can only think of... Thank you for repeating the question for those people just tuning in. Well, you know, sometimes they edit it, you gotta get just a clean cut. We don't want it as shit. Which one? It's very Hollywood.

I'm gonna say Indecent Proposal. What? For Burt Reynolds? Yep. Yep. Why? He wasn't in that movie, was you know what don't know any burt reynolds movies that was the one i might win this game that was the one i was so sure he was the guy who wanted to fuck me more how could you be a guy that's as awesome as you are

without having seen redford it was robert redford yeah shut up it was wrong yeah shut the up and woody harrelson doggy i jerked off to that movie like a hundred times and you were jerking off to robert redford the whole time and you didn't know it unbelievable redford made me come it's crazy i'm 36 years old the first time i've ever realized that in my entire life you know you were jerking off to the money. I had no idea. I did. I got a boner when I saw his shirt and I had no idea why. Yeah, Adam has a shirt

with Burt Reynolds on it who was not an indecent proposal so I still don't know what is happening. But you should by all means check out some Burt Reynolds movies. I will pay you $1 million. He was one of the biggest movie stars of all time. Yeah. Can I think of a Burt Reynolds movie?

Did you see Boogie Nights? Boogie Nights? Holy shit. Thank you, Adam, for getting right to it. And I jerked off a lot to Boogie Nights. I really did. That's a very jerkable movie.

Yes, it is jerkable. Have you thought about assigning jerkability to movies as like a book or a website or something? That's sort of the only reason I remember anything about movies is jerkable scenes. Yeah, so like, you know, like United, what was the number?

United 91? 193? No. I do jerk off. Nobody can remember the number? United 91? Yeah. One, nine, three? No. I do jerk off on flights. Nobody can remember the number. 90, United 93? Yeah, that movie's not jerkable. I think that'd be low on the list, maybe. But you can jerk off the flight.

What? Come on, dude. He's upside down. The blood's rushing to his head. That doesn't turn you on a little bit? The terrorist in that movie is actually very cute. It's like auto-erotic asphyxiation to the next fucking level, doggy. Get out of here, Doug.

Grow up. All right, I'll see you later. Thanks for coming, everybody. I got to go and grow up. Finally. Somebody sent me a link on Twitter today to an article. Somebody's saying that Ready Player One is as bad as Hook. Wait, what?

And I'm like, I don't need to go in thinking about that. I loved Hook. Everybody loves Hook, it's not me. How jerkable is it, though? Not that jerkable. Look, did Rufio look pretty good? Oh, he's hot. Yeah, you do like

a colorful hairdo. I do. It does turn you on. That's what I call Big Jay's hair, the Rufio. But yeah, he was in the

Cannonball Run movies. Oh, you already picked Boogie Nights. Okay, let's move on. Amy, what's your favorite Burt Reynolds? Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.

There you go. There's a Burt Reynolds for everybody. He wears a thong in that film. Does? And he's a cop. He thinks some thongs

in that film. He does think some thongs. He's a police officer, which I don't love, but you know. He's on the side of the horse. You're like a man in uniform? Like some uniforms. Subway.

You like the uniform of a sandwich maker? Sure. Hot dog on a stick. Oh, now that is a good uniform. Do dudes work there, though? Of course. And they wear the same hat and skirt?

Yeah, everybody works there. No, they wear shorts. Yeah, they wear shorts. Oh, wow. They wear matching shorts. Damn. I did not know that. I got to get down there. Damn I did not know that

I gotta get down there My favorite Burt Reynolds movie Thanks for asking guys What's your favorite Burt Reynolds movie That's so fucking hard But I'm gonna

I'm gonna go a deeper pull Cause for some reason I was fascinated with it When I was a youngster Watched it a lot of times Gator Yeah Only a couple people

Agree with me but literally directed gator yeah and then didn't direct again no he directed a lot of movies okay he directed sharky's machine he directed the end i almost said sharky's machine like sharky's machine the end is one of the darkest movies ever because it's just about a guy who just the whole movie just wants to kill himself and keeps trying and then dom deluise comes in and goes oops and it's like if on family matters urkel kept kept kept keeping somebody from killing themselves did i do that did i do that yeah it's amazing dom deluise also in best little whorehouse one of his best roles ever i I think. Wouldn't you agree, Adam? Of course. Yeah.

Well, for spinning off on DeLuise, a very underrated movie is called Hot Stuff. No, that was Robert Redford. Very jerkable. At first, I wasn't looking. I thought Adam was saying that. I was like, Adam, something's happening to Adam. I think he knows Burt Reynolds movies.

All right. So how late did we start? happened to Adam. I think he knows Burt Reynolds movies. Alright, so how late did we start? I always have to do a little math on the fly to figure out how we're doing on time. But I'll just say this. Turn it off, Burt. Let the games begin! We got name tags.

Amy's already on the move. There's some good ones out there. I love the Royal Brandon Bombs. I even posted that on Instagram without giving you credit. So thanks for that. Go ahead and select whoever you'd like to play for.

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Dogs do not live through his stories. But go see Isle of Dogs in theaters now. Josh. Josh. Yeah. Who are you going to play on behalf of? Brandon and the Royal Brandon Bombs. Yeah, I saw that one on the internet today. It's so good.

Yeah, the two little Sams is the best. I love, like, he picked a face, he picked one of my heads that fits in perfectly instead of Gene Hackman. And Sam Levine as Ben Stiller and then two little Sam Levines. Which is what those kids in that movie look like. Little Sam Levines.

Super funny. It's really good. Jeff Tate as Bill Murray. He'll love that. Good job, Brandon. What do you got there, Adam? I don't know. I don't know who this is. I just like Dog Day Afternoons. It's someone named Dre.

Dre. Dog Dre Afternoon. Yeah. And that's a caricature of me on there. Yeah. Doug Benson in Dog Dre Afternoon. The podcast should have taken 40 minutes. Two hours later, it was the hottest thing on iTunes, and it's all true.

So that's sort of a rewrite of the tagline for Dog Day Afternoon, which I don't remember. So I guess I'm playing for Dre. It's similar. Very good. Excellent choice. Josh, lighten up. Lewis. Listen, this kid was smart.

Because you were already eating stuff that was taped to his sign. Yeah, the kid taped candy to his fucking sign. Yeah. Now, I met a girl outside, and she was like, please pick my sign. It's so important to me.

And I swore to her face that I was definitely picking her sign. I looked at her, and I saw his candy. I got so high before the show. I'm sorry. I couldn't pick your sign. Yeah. This kid had candy attached to his sign. I got so high before the show. I'm sorry. I couldn't pick your sign. Yeah.

This kid had candy attached to his sign. I'm sorry, lady. So I got Owen Brother, where art thou? And a bunch of candy. So this kid was smart.

He knows his audience. Yeah, he really... Good job, Owen. Yeah. Doesn't really... Doesn't feel legit to me, but... What's the name of the... Can you tell me your name of the woman he said he'd take your name tag? Lydia.

Lydia. Sorry. It's hard to work with in posters. I'm sorry, Lydia. It's real hard. What did you end up doing? Lydiana Jones. Lydiana Jones in the Temple of Doom?

She hand drew it. She told me how long she spent on it. I swear to God, this kid spent no fucking time on this. This is the worst Photoshop. Wait a second. But you ate all the candy. Yeah. So take his back and get hers.

Sure. Aw, poor Owen. I mean, a promise is a promise. Fuck Owen. I'm now playing for Owen. No, I'm not. I'll say Owen's shithead. He says my sister is a shithead.

Oh, shit. His sister's sitting right there, Doug. So mean. Oh, my God. That's beautiful. it's gorgeous. It's a hand-drawn piece of art. Let's see that. Jesus Christ. Oh my lord.

For a Snickers and a Twix, I gave it up. Alright, well. I hope Owen's not too upset, but you did the right thing, ultimately. And you enjoyed all that candy. That must have been

40, 50 cents worth of candy you taped to that thing. Who is that guy, Lydia? Who's the guy on your thing? That's me as the Calimash of today. He takes the heart out of his chest. Yeah. I love it.

I love these things being recast with me. Also, one of my favorite Burt Reynolds movies. You can't even say Reynolds. I liked it when it was just one Reynolds. You're like, hey, can we wrap this up in Reynolds rap? Burt Reynolds? Yeah, singular. Yeah, Burt Reynolds.

That was his dad. Look at Amy. You're on this one. I know. That's why I picked it. What is it? I need a lot of attention today. Tell us about it. Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Spy. I guess I'm playing for Taylor. I would love it if

the guy's name was Tinker. Okay. His name is Spy. That's what's weird. Hey, Spy. How's it going? Where is he at? Over here somewhere. And you're Taylor? Yes. Good job, Taylor. I also picked this because he left all the original actor names on, so I got a little

cheat sheet. In case any of them come up. There's no shithead on it, though. None of them are going to come up. Maybe. Not now. Maybe. You never know. You never know. What's that movie? Tinker, Taylor Tailor Soldier Spy. Got it.

Josh, what'd you bring for the prize bag? I almost forgot to get into that. Oh, oh, oh. We were having so much fun earlier. I brought... Okay, so when I was getting... You brought some queso? Yep.

And it's delicious. I brought... So this guy, I was like, he wanted to design some J... The edible's kicking in. The guy, he wanted to design some JW hats for me. And he sent me this. I don't know if it's a J or a W. You can't tell what's going on there.

No, no. So I have one of these. A good hat for people. They wear it, they have to explain what it is all the time yep I have a a poster from

when I was at the Pittsburgh Improv then it's signed oh very nice and then I have a children are assholes koozie always popular

alright I will accept your children are assholes koozie Always popular. Alright, I will accept your children are assholes koozie and I will raise you a Twix koozie. Oh! Alright! Don't eat that. Yeah. Adam, what have you got for us tonight?

I know you've never been on the show before so you're probably puzzled by the idea that there'd be a prize bag. Well, someone told me that before I came. That's good. I have a prize. You have a good publicist. That's right. I have a few things to put in the prize bag. I have a poster set. I made a movie a while back called The Dark Backward.

Of course. Love that movie. Thank you. And I have a Blumps poster set. Oh, I love the Blumps. Oh, my God. These are from the actual release of the film. That's so dope.

That's very cool. There's pork juice, pig Newtons, weasel roni, and... That's super cool. Those are great. And the other one is squeezable bacon. Squeezable bacon, of course. That's awesome. So I have that.

I wish that was a thing. I also have a Blu-ray of Detroit Rock City. Very nice. Which is another movie I made. Yeah, what are you bringing your old filmography?

That's right. I love it. Whoa, you made Detroit Rock City? Yeah, I did. Love that fucking movie, dude.

He loved it so much he knocked it on the ground. After he jerked off to it. That's right. That's jerk ground after he jerked off to it that's right that's jerkable did I jerk off to Detroit Rock City

yeah that's jerkable no I did not did not watch it again watch it again and I have a Burt Reynolds shirt oh yay

Burt Reynolds face I want to steal that yeah no there's no way that's making that making it off this tape. Oh, you like that shirt, do you?

That's a good one. I know you like it, too. Yeah, I do. I like it also. Uh-oh. But yeah, sure. Great. Pass all that stuff down when you get a chance.

Lewis? Dark Backward. I think best movie about stand-up comedy ever. Thank you. Yes. Thank you. Love it. Watch it if you haven't seen it.

I guess you haven't seen Punchline. Oh, I watched both in one night. I was joking around. That movie's awful. And I wanted to die. One year into stand-up, I was like, I'm going to marathon Punchline in the dark backwards and see if I still want to do this. Yeah, well, I'm glad you didn't decide to grow an arm out of your back.

Don't. Hey, spoiler alert. That's a spoiler? Yes. Okay. Lewis? Listen, you know what I do, Doug. Every time I bring a prize, I bring an experience.

Oh. This time is no different. It's a massage. I will suck the winner's dick. No, I'm sorry. Not this time. I don't repeat prizes. Good luck, Lydia.

I really hope you win. Me too. I want to see that. I want to hear about that experience. Yeah, Facebook Live that. Here's the thing, guys. You opened the envelope like it's the Oscars. I don't give away my personal belongings. We don't have that type of relationship. I don't know you people.

But what I did is I purchased a bunch of scratch-off tickets. You have an opportunity to win over $7,000 between these scratch-off tickets. And I'm going to tell you right now, if you win, I will beat your ass in the parking lot and take the winning ticket back from you. After you suck their dick. Yeah.

I'll suck their dick after I beat their ass. So keep it on the down low if you win, is what he's trying to say. Unless... Maybe scratch them off at home. Don't make any TV appearances or buy expensive cars. Yeah, lay low for a little while.

Thank you. You know, I've been talking about these all year and I will continue for the rest of the year. The winner tonight gets one of these Christmassy bongs from Peacemaker. That's nice. And a Doug Loves Movies

t-shirt. And what else do you have, Amy? Oh, I have a lot of stuff, Doug. Thank you. Because I was able to bring it from my house this time. Ready? Okay. You've got 30 seconds. I got a Doug Benson CD.

I got some promotional glasses From Dave and Buster's That say winner I have a picture That I took of the Eiffel Tower In 2002 Oh that's cool I got this

Can of tuna I got This Cameron Esposito record Cause we have two For some reason Copy of the Fountainhead That I read While I was in Paris This Cameron Esposito record, because we have two for some reason. Copy of the Fountainhead that I read while I was in Paris in 2002. Many Slimer figurines.

I don't know why my boyfriend collects them, but he doesn't anymore. Because they're all in here. What's that? Does he also collect Egon's? Yep. There's a bunch of all in here. What's that? Does he also collect Egon's? Yep. There's a bunch of those in there. Got a book about the Ten Commandments my sister gave me in 1995. Okay, today's paper didn't get to it.

I got Space Jam on DVD and The Purge Election Year on Blu-ray. A couple of Jumanji promotional keychain rocks. And this football I got at a screening of The Room. That's everything. And can we have your bag, too? Yeah, you can have the bag. All right, good, because there's too much stuff to put in my bag.

I agree. Did we get Adam's stuff down here? Did you pass it down? Oh, it's in a bag too. Perfect. I think that's the most stuff I've ever seen somebody get. I had to get rid of some stuff. All right, we'll be on a few more episodes.

Yeah, because you haven't seen. No, you're probably right. There's a lot of stuff. I did it. You haven't seen... No, you're probably right. There's a lot of stuff. I did it. You haven't seen stuff. I mean, it's crazy. Everybody brings multiple stuff now. And, you know, I can't stop it.

Josh brought a few different things. How dare you? Whoa. She's mad that you brought three things. That's my wife. You three... Oh, okay. She's mad that you brought three things. That's my wife. Oh, okay. She's all right.

Oh, and I probably saved the best for last. On the plane yesterday, they gave me a Kind bar. Nice. Give it to Louis. They don't tell anybody it's Richard Kind. The actor. He sweat on it or something. Caramel, almond, and sea salt.

Sounds great. So all of that is going to somebody tonight after we play a couple of games. We're doing pretty good on time. I'm just talking to myself right now. Let's start with A little something called Josh Wolf's favorite game Which one is that Josh?

I have no idea Like if you said Name a game A game Oogie on the cookie From the That's not one of the games Lewis What'd you say? Oogie on the cookie? That's not one of the games, Lewis. What'd you say? Ookie on the cookie?

Yeah. We only do that when all the guests are men. What? You think a lady can ookie on a cookie? Remember, we know she can eat it. Oh. Oh. I don't know. If you find the right lady.

Gross, gross gross gross Josh's favorite game is live die repeat here's how this works Adam I'm gonna say the title of a motion picture I'll say it slowly so feel free to jump in as soon as you think you know it.

First person who says the entire title of the movie correctly is the winner. So you can guess as often as you'd like until somebody gets it right. And I'm going to

read it slowly. Do we have to buzz in? Sometimes they have a lot of words, not always. Sometimes. Sometimes it can be like, Jaws! And then, see, none of you jumped in. It's Tricky King. Adam's looking at me like, is this real?

Yes. It's real. The movie's title is... Look at Josh going. He's just trying to form words with no information. I want to get a head start. You know nothing. I'm just getting a head start just in case. I'm guessing.

Bird. On a wire. You have to say. Bird on a wire. No. Oh. Birdman of Alcatraz. No.

Bird. The. Oh. Birdman of Alcatraz. No. Bird. The bird cage. Bird with the crystal plumage. Bird. Oh, that is a good one. Bird Reynolds. I think you mean Reynolds. Yeah.

Did I win? Bird Reynolds. Your favorite actor, mean Reynolds. Yeah. Did I win? Your favorite actor, Bird Reynolds. Bird. Man. Bird Man. Fuck this title. Or. What the fuck is going on

there's a bunch more words in it it's so stupid Birdman or oh yeah it's got that lengthy title it's done yeah Birdman

over there the unbearable lightness of being or the the or the ugly unexpected unexpected truth The... The... Ugly...

Unexpected... Truth! What the fuck is this? The unexpected... Life of... Carriage! Birdman or the... Unexpected...

Virtue... Of falsehood! What the fuck is this movie, dude? It's Birdman. It's just the full title. Virtue. The unexpected virtue. It's so weird. It's Birdman

and then or and then in parentheses. So why do you say or before something that's in parentheses? Like, well, no, it's the other title, but no, it's in parentheses. So it do you say or before something that's in parentheses? Like, well, no, it's the other title, but no, it's in parentheses, so it doesn't really count. Birdman or... I gotta turn it over. Birdman or...

Oh my god. The unexpected virtue of... Insanity. Nobody? Butts. Best picture winner. Birdman or the unexpected virtue of ignorance. Birdman or the Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance Birdman or the Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance You win

Because no one else even tried Who sat there and watched you take it You snooze, you lose That's right Lydia That game usually ends in me saying the entire title before somebody repeats it all back because long titles are fucking stupid. What's your longest title, Adam?

Three, four words. My longest title? Yeah. My longest title is three words. The Last Movie Star? The Last Movie Star. Three words. The Last movie star? The last movie star. Three words. The last movie star.

Yeah. Is that a point? You know, you get points for enthusiasm, but also, Lewis got some points for Bird Reynolds.

Pretty strong. Oh, that guy took off. See ya. He hates puns. It's not that long of off. See ya. He hates puns. It's not that long of a show, man. I don't know. Some people can only pee if there's laughter in the background.

Yeah, you're helping him. That's good. Keep it up, everybody. What a great way to coerce an audience to laugh. That guy needs your help. All right. Let's play a round to determine. Is that game over?

Yeah. Lou has won, I guess. That's right. I saw Birdman or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance on my flight back from New York yesterday. I've watched it a few times. I find it fascinating. I like it more every time I see it.

First time I saw it, I was like, what was that? And now I like it more. You like it more every time you see it? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't think it's a movie I would like on a plane. Yeah, it's interesting when you're in turbulence hearing constant, edgy, upsetting jazz music.

The whole movie's just like... Yeah! I don't think I'd like that one. Yeah, but I just like watching it because I just find it fascinating that they did such insanely long takes and that all of those actors are so on their game that they could do it, like that they accomplished it, is pretty amazing.

But then, you know, the next year, the same director had Leonardo DiCaprio make love to a bear. And that shit was real. Yeah. Yeah, he didn't have to act. He was just like taking it. All right, so... Our next game to determine a winner tonight...

That's it? Well, we're gonna... It's, you know, you know this game. No, I don't. It takes a minute. It takes a minute to play it. It's called Last Man Stanton. No, I don't.

It takes a minute. It takes a minute to play it. It's called Last Man Stanton. And what we're going to do... I was stalling until you got back, dude. I'm glad you made it. There's a what and where? He said there's a half bottle of water in there. In the bathroom?

Yeah. And what'd you do about it? Why didn't you bring him a sip? He loves sips. Was it full when you got in there? Oh, bathroom water. Free water. Glug, glug.

All right, so here's how this game works, Adam. And for anybody else who might be wondering, Josh. You know, we're going to get a couple of names of actors and actresses who've hopefully been in lots of movies. And then starting with Lewis, because he won that last game, we're going to take turns naming movies that either one of those people has been in. If you can't think of one, you're out. And I play along on this one. But each and every one of you people has been in. If you can't think of one, you're out. And I play along on this one.

But each and every one of you has a lifeline. The person you're playing for, like Amy, can go to Tinker. And Louis can go to Indiana. Dre and Brandon, you guys get the idea. One time you can go to your lifeline. And I just like to throw out a strategy point. Sometimes it's good to get your lifeline. And I just like to throw out a strategy point. Sometimes it's good to get your lifeline early.

Josh. Why would it be good to get your lifeline early? Because when you can't think of one late in the game, they probably can't either. Yeah, but they got the internet on their phones. They got a friend sitting next to them. They're not using the internet, but you're right about friendship. Don't use your internet

on your phone. People come to this show in pairs. Don't turn your screen all the way down. Don't put it in between your knees, down by your legs, Lydia. Don't worry. But still, you know, a lot of titles are going to be taken. She's going to have to be scrolling like a madman.

IMDB.com, Lydia. So today on Twitter, I noticed a couple of people saying, you know, hey, I've got a suggestion, but I didn't take the time to write down their Twitter name. So raise your hand if you tweeted at me today. You did, Steven?

What's your Twitter name? SeafoodEXX. No, you didn't. Seafood EXX. I did tweet at you. No, you didn't. Seafood? EXX. I did tweet at you. No, I believe you. You know how I say things to be contrary.

Who else? There's somebody else, though, that tweeted at me. Like, I'm going to be there tonight. I got a name tag. I got a perfect... Oh, there you go. What's your name on Twitter? See, this is the example of someone who's not a liar. Although he said AJ Diaz and his actual name is AJDS.

Four letters. When somebody's got a Twitter handle that's like three or four letters, I'm so jealous. That's so cool. Can you imagine if you got Josh on Twitter? If you were just the guy who had Josh. That'd be great. That'd be really great. Holy shit. Alright, so I wonder

who's got Josh. It's a great way to find out. Just look it up on Twitter. That's what I'm gonna do. Alright, so what's your suggestion for a... I'm coming for you, Josh. A great name, dude? Oh, you're gonna say Burt Reynolds?

Okay, yeah. You should probably go with your more... He's goofing. Meryl Streep. Meryl Streep was literally the last time I was on the show the same person.

Meryl Streep is the Burt Reynolds of people who never get into a car in a movie. But she may have. I was going to even say a movie she might have gotten into a car in but uh that would be revealing too early all right and then uh steven tale too tom lennon because you met him today who the fuck is tom lennon when you tweeted to me you hadn't

met tom lennon yet when you were saying i've got a name for tonight he's from reno it changed what was your original name i was gonna help us out and say somebody that all four people on this panel and me i mean i can name some tom lennon movies The other person I was going to say was not popular Not popular? Harry Connick Jr. Harry Connick Jr.? I'll take it because Meryl Streep is There's plenty Way better than Tom Lennon

Did you say Harry Connick Jr.? He did We're supposed to I'm just trying to get my mind around the game Since I've never played it we're supposed to all name Harry Connick Jr. movies and Meryl Streep so you can go Meryl Streep every time

there's plenty of Meryl Streep and if you can't think of one or just want to give your brain a kickstart if you have an obscure one what's the most obscure Meryl Streep movie you can think of? Don't say it, but you know what I mean? Hold on to that one. Hold on to that one, because Josh is not going to name obscure Meryl Streep movies.

I'm guessing. And I know Louis. You went to school. You took classes on Meryl Streep. With Meryl Streep. Oh. Yeah. She was there. We went to acting school together. And did you talk about her movies a lot? No, just a lot of sex and, you know.

That's the problem. You're probably not going to know much then. All right. So, but you get to start us off, Louis. Name any movie that's got Meryl Streep or Harry Connick Jr. All right, I'm going to go with Harry Connick Jr. Okay. Independence Day.

Okay. Fuck yeah says Steven God damn right Steven Stupid idea this was No more talking Steven Oh by the way I'm done I always have to discipline him Well you can go to your lifeline she'll have one probably

And then you know sometimes You can go oh if I just add a two to that Answer That might be a thing I don't think he was in the second one. I'm not saying specifically the sequel to that one.

No, he wasn't. In fact, I saw the second one they had none of the stars from the first one. Well, that's wrong. For like a scene. Yeah, yeah. Jeff Goldblum

and Brett Spiner. Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah. I don't think Harry Connick Jr. was in ten movies though so I'm not really worried about this. Okay.

I don't know what that math means but here we go. Meryl Streep's been in a lot of movies. Oh, so it can be either Meryl Streep or Eric Garner Jr. I thought we had to go with him now, and now the strategy is we'll get everybody out, then we move on to Meryl Streep. Oh, that would be fun. Can we play that way tonight?

Nope. No. Fuck. Okay, that would be fun. Can we play that way tonight? Nope. No. Okay, Amy? I was like, the balls on this guy knocking off a Harry Connick Jr. movie first. I was like, this dude is in deep.

He's winning this game, but now I get it. The Post. Amy says The Post. Meryl Streep's most recent movie and she got nominated for that. I'm going to go one that I don't think anyone would say except for maybe Adam probably knows this movie.

Iron Weed. Yeah. Which is, if you get a chance to try it, it's a great strain Because it's got vitamins Josh You can do this Yeah Do you want to go to your lifeline?

No Kramer vs. Kramer Oh great one yeah I like any movie with a V-S in it. When they just go V period, I skip those. That's lazy. It's two different kind of court cases. Right?

It's true. Well, Batman v. Superman never went to court. You don't know that. It certainly got overturned Adam I'm gonna go with Manhattan oh that's interesting probably like same year as Kramer's Kramer like I think she did those almost back-to-back I think was after but it was after. Roughly the same era, yeah. Lewis? Death Becomes Her.

Oh, very good one. Very, very good. Weird claps. Some of it's clapping for like, yeah, you did it. And some of it's clapping for the specific movie. It's very hard to track. I'm running out of options here're doing great you're doing great yeah Amy double words Prada you're a fucking asshole like you saw my lips

mumbling it I would never look at your lips It's always right into the eyes Right into those beautiful eyes Okay, I'm gonna say Since I'll probably need a shower later Silkwood Too soon? shower later. Silkwood. Too soon. Never soon enough.

Sophie's Choice. Yeah. I love, I mean, I think a comedian might even have this bit, but I love how Sophie's Choice is just thrown around like any dumb choice somebody has to make. That was a choice between her two children. And now they just go, oh, it was a real Sophie's choice. They had regular

and decaf. No, that's a taster's choice, idiot. I just wrote a joke. Don't forget it. I mean, I already said it on the internet, so... Adam? She-Devil.

Oh, yes, with Roseanne, whose new Roseanne is on tonight. Did you watch it? Okay. Yeah, we're taping it. Do people still say they're taping it? Louis? TiVo's still a thing?

Does it still go clunk clunk every time you try to do anything? Turn that off. You want to go to your lifeline? Doug, give me a second. One. That was it. I mean, I knew three movies

you're doing great both of them took my choices Lydia is so proud of you she's so happy you chose her I'm going to go to my lifeline I think I have to

the guy who's candy is just sitting there he's just sitting there going I'm glad he's not going to work I know so many fucking Harry Connick

Jr. movies Lydia help me out here I do art not movies oh my god are you kidding me see I told you fucking Harry Connick of Junior movies. Lydia, help me out here. I do art, not movies. Oh my God, are you kidding me? See, I told you to go early. Would you have known a movie, Dan?

He wouldn't have known a movie either. They're all fools. Never mind, I'm meant to lose. What a bunch of fools. You really don't have any Meryl Streep movies? There's not even somebody whispering one in your ear right now? Yeah, maybe just... I mean, how do you not know a single goddamn choice? Iron Lady?

What's that? The Iron Lady, yes. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, she's in that. She pretty much signs on for anything with the word iron in it. She wanted to be an Iron Man, but Gwyneth Paltrow was like, No, bitch!

Is it my turn? I think so. Everything okay, Josh? I'm not in charge. Oh, yeah. Everything's under control. All good. I'm going to go out of Africa.

Okay. All righty. Who doesn't? Did you just boo out of Africa? People are like, eh, I don't know. Why? I guess you're right. I guess she was in that.

Fuck them. This is my favorite comedy that she's in, I think. Let me think about it for a second. She's been, not that many comedies, but Defending Your Life. Oh, she was in that. Yep. Spaghetti. Top two spaghetti scenes.

That and Lady and the Tramp. How do you feel? My streep is not strong. Josh. My streep is not strong, he says. So then I'll go to you now, just in case. I've got streep throat. Do you have a... Is it Julia and Julia?

What is it? Is that him? No. Who? No, hang on, audience. Don't let me do this. That was right. What's it called? Julia No, hang on, audience. Don't let me do this. That was right. What's it called?

Yeah. Wait. Did you say the same name twice? What if one of those names was slightly different? Don't help him. What would you say? Cool. It is cool.

It is cool. He mean, it is cool. What do you think, Josh? What would you say? I would say Julia. Let's say one of them was called Julia. And the other one was Julie. Yeah, in what order? It's Julie and Julia.

Yay! Does that count? I don't even know if that's right. All right, so... Adam? Mamma Mia. Mamma Mia Mamma Mia here we go again can't wait Cher shows up she's like mmm I'm sure and I'm at this party you weren't invited oh yeah that's the bet those are the best parties she see the trailer for Mamma Mia 2? No I just acted it out I wasn't listening

I know, you weren't looking at my lips I'm focused Lewis, we're back Mamma Mia 2 Full title Are you kidding? I just said it. I was thinking so hard about a movie.

Mamma Mia 2. Mamma Mia 2. I don't like movies that aren't out yet anyway. I like the ones that are in place. That makes sense. Fine. Little Women. That's a great guess, but I believe maybe you're thinking susan sarandon or whoever the fuck was in the movie oh wow i like i

like the way you play she's not in that movie she's in the movie shut up amy just let me have it amy god damn it you had a good run though I did have a good run Yeah You can go back To the skanks proud Yeah The whole legion Because they don't know As many Meryl Streep's

As you do Oh boy And that one Harry Connick Yeah I did nail the Harry Connick Junior movie You did Well you wait

Until I'm going to Unleash some Harry Connick It's going to blow People's minds Shit Amy I'm going to say August Osage County.

Oh, very nice. Thank you. Oh, you don't want to boo that one? Fucking bitch. Yeah. Josh. Time to lose lose Deer Hunter yeah

yeah full title Deer Hunter but if you had to add a word to it what would you add The Deer Hunter titles weren't that pretentious at that time

they wouldn't just call it Deer Hunter no it call it Deer Hunter. No, it's The Deer Hunter. It's a very specific guy. Adam? There's a thriller she was in. She was nude in the film. Wow.

Jerkable. Good. Jerkable. But I can't remember the title. Oh, no. Yeah. I can't remember the title. Are you thinking of Basic Instinct? No.

No, I'm not. I didn't think so. Yeah. Do you want to go to your lifeline? Dre. Oh, shit. Everybody's dropping their phones. Yeah. Also, everybody's talking about Dre

Fuck you Dre That's what I was gonna say Into the woods Very nice She was a mean old witch in that Very good Thank you Dre Yes you're alive still Adam

Amy 101 Dalmatians No That was quite close 101 Dalmatians? No. That was quite close. Do you want to go to your lifeline? Taylor. Yeah, Taylor.

It's complicated? No, but give us an answer. I don't care how complicated it is. It's complicated. It's complicated. I was going to say 102 Dalmatians too. I had this all planned out. Can I see your name tag again?

I was looking for it. You can't find it? I can't find it. Shit. All right. Well, I hope I say this right. A dolphin tail? No. Is it the dolphin tail?

Just dolphin tail? Alright. I think it's a dolphin's tail. I mean, yeah. It is about the tail that they put on a dolphin that doesn't have a tail. But I think it's a dolphin tail. He has it written down on a name tag

that has disappeared. Would you eat it when it didn't get chosen? It's got all those signatures on it anyway Josh oh he found it that is pathetic what is What is that? Yeah, okay. How old is your brother? Oh, Jesus. I thought he was going to say eight. No way. I thought it was like nine.

There's a spot on the refrigerator that's bare because he brought that. I mean, I was like, look at that little buddy drew some dolphins. All right, Josh, we got to get going. About what? It's your turn. Oh. I swear, I'm standing by a dolphin tail. But do you see his sign?

Can you read what's on there? I know, right? Yeah, a dolphin tail too. Adam. Why'd you help him I'm gonna I'm gonna use the the foreign title

for this film oh I like this Dingo Ate My Baby oh that's what it was called in other countries that's right alright

I don't actually know I can't accept it here but I don't remember the name of that movie. Thank you for playing. I know. It's a tough one. It's a poor rickety my baby in this country.

Isn't that Out of Africa? Lewis. No. Stop. Just one lady hates that guy. What is the name of the... What is the... We'll get to it in a second.

Amy? Okay. I'm going to go for the soundtrack, Sleepless in Seattle, Harry Connick Jr. He sings a song in there? Yeah, he does the whole soundtrack. There's also songs on it. But you hear his voice? Yes.

I'll accept it. Multiple times. I believe you. Yeah, oh, that was a great one. All right. With a that was a great one. All right. With a wink and a smile. Right? Yeah.

The Dig Away My Baby movie is, and this is my turn, A Cry in the Dark. Josh. No idea. Okay, Josh is out. Amy. Dolphin Tale 3.

You are our winner. Amy Miller, everybody. Taylor, come get your stuff Congratulations Nice can of tuna That's good Got three bags of stuff And a poster that is flat So I didn't want to mess with it

So good luck carrying all that How are you getting home? Public transport? That'll be fun Don't forget about that Take that back to Owen I'm just kidding, you don't have to do that Josh Wolf, promote yourself

What do you got to plug? I'll be in Utah this weekend In Salt Lake City Wise guys Love it And then I go to Omaha, Nebraska Raleigh, North Carolina I'll be in Utah this weekend in Salt Lake City at Wise Guys. Love it. And then I go to Omaha, Nebraska, Raleigh, North Carolina, San Diego, and New York. Where do they go? JoshWolfComedy.com?

ComedianJoshWolf.com. So confusing. Yeah. Josh.com. Only because you said it wrong first. That's true. I did fuck it up. It's Comedian Josh. first it's coming that's true i did it's comedian joshua

it's comedian josh wolf all right but you should start with josh wolf and then add another word go in and fix it okay copy that because then you know what i mean when somebody types josh wolf like it'll come up in a search engine. You type comedian, a million things will come up. I mean, it's a great note. Oh, I just thought of another Meryl Streep that's a good one. Now I'm going to fuck up the title, but Lemony Snicket. Adam,

Friday, but on DirecTV right now. DirecTV now, the last movie star is available. Friday it opens theatrically in New York and LA and every other platform simultaneously. The following Friday, a whole bunch of other cities.

The Friday after that, even more cities. You can find out what cities it's playing at on A24.com. I love it. Can't wait to see it. Me too. Thank you for making it and thank you for being here. Thank you.

And putting up with these silly games. You would have killed us if we did Burt Reynolds in that game. I would have had you guys so beat. There can't be a Burt Reynolds movie you don't know about. I am a big Burt Reynolds fan. All right. Well, maybe we'll bring you back for a Burt Reynolds challenge. Anytime.

Because that would be exciting. Challenge accepted. I'm into it. I'd be like, long last love, motherfucker. WW Dixie Dance Kings, mofo. Nickelodeon, bitch. Navajo Joe, schmo. Nickelodeon, bitch? Navajo Joe, schmo.

I love this game. You have to add a little extra insult at the end of each. Oh my god, that's perfect. Alright, Lewis? Yeah, I'm gonna be on the road a little bit. Go to gomezcomedy.com. I'm at the Borgata in Atlantic City. See that Gomez comedy. Yeah, nice and easy. Borgata in Atlantic City. See that Gomez comedy. Yeah, nice and easy.

Borgata in Atlantic City, April 14th through 19th. And also, oh, I got my comedy festival, Skank Fest. We run a two and a half day long comedy party. It's one venue, 1,500 people.

Dude, I'm going to tell you right now, it's craziness. It's our third year doing it. Pre-sale tickets go on sale April 2nd at skankfestnyc.com. We haven't announced any comics yet.

I'm telling you right now. What are the dates of the event? July 14th and 15th, this summer. I'll do it. Yeah, kickoff party. Yeah, we're both in.

We're both in. First two announced, Doug Benson and Amy Miller. Boom. Awesome. Thanks, dude. Amy Miller. This weekend I'll be at

the Bird City Comedy Festival in Phoenix. I got Laughing Skull Festival in Atlanta coming up. In May I'll be at the Punchline with Andrew Schultz. And, oh, I'm going to sell my CD after Out Front. Ooh. Say hi to Amy and buy a CD, you guys. Doug Benson's suggestion, pay what you want.

Oh, so you can give her a penny. Give me a dollar, Give me two dollars. I don't care. Just get it. Yeah. I'll be standing out there. Cash only though. Ten bucks.

Not like pay what you want on fucking Venmo. Give her ten bucks and if you don't have a ten give her a twenty. That's what I say. Or give me two. Yeah, you know what?

To be honest, you know how there's a couple of you that make a lot of money? One of you give her like four hundred dollars so that it doesn't matter. Four people give me one. Yeah. I'm sure there's a lot of people here

that have $400 cash. May 4th through 6th, I'm going to be at Zany's in Rosemont, Illinois, doing both Doug Lowe's movies and stand-up shows. So go to my website to find out about those. And thank you once again to all of my guests, Josh Wolfe, Adam Rifkin, Louis J. Gomez, and

Amy Miller. Apologies to whatever show was next after ours. I think we went a few minutes long. But thank you, UCB Franklin, for still being here because we lost one of our venues.

Rest in peace, Meltdown Comics. And as always, Namaste is a shithead. Wow, they just keep getting weirder. Gravity is a shithead. Check it out in action. Fucking shithead? Check it out in action. Fucking shithead gravity. Or maybe you mean

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