Doug Loves Movies - Alice Wetterlund, Noël Wells, Nick Thune and Greg Garcia guest

Episode Date: August 16, 2017

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Doug hates candy wrappers, sweetie babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see But Doug Loves Movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Was that the sound extra cranked tonight, or is it just me?

I don't think that's the kind of song you really need to play super-duper loud. But it was a good wake-up call for me backstage that it's time to come out here and say things like, we're coming to you once again from the UCB Theater, Franklin location. Yeah, give it up for UCB. UCB, yeah, you know me. Los Angeles, California is where that's at. It's Tuesday, August 15, 2017.

California is where that's at. It's Tuesday, August 15, 2017, and I'm hoping that the name tag turnout is high. We need at least four. That big hero Nick sign, could you stand up and show everybody how it's done? It's terrible. Look at that shit.

I like this big fat J over here with the smoke coming out of it says Mark and Abby. It's a joint name tag. Okay. I need to ask the two of you to leave. All right, well, we got at least four.

That's the main thing because I have four guests coming out here and they each need to pick one. So thank you for doing that, you guys. Doug plugs. Chicago and San Francisco, we need to talk. Douglas Movies is returning to the huge

Talia Hall in the Chicago area. Ticket sales are let's just say the venue is too big So Maybe Chicagoans want to Spend Tuesday evening, August 23rd

Outdoors or some shit Because they only have a few weeks of nice weather But Last February We nearly sold out the really huge Castro Theater in San Francisco for Fifty Shades of Grey interruption. But there are lots of seats available for the Fifty Shades Darker, and that's Saturday, August 26th at 420. And you'll get out in plenty of time to see McGregor lose to Mayweather. I promise.

Which I, you know, everyone wants to see it even though it seems a foregone conclusion. All my dates and deets and links are at douglosmovies.com That's douglosmovies.com Yeah! Yeah! Somebody always

has to come in late. Just to be special. The prize bag has lots of fun stuff in it. Put these aside for now. It's okay. I'll start the dragon and knock him out. Oh, you're talking about the fight.

Okay, cool. Speaking of things, I... There's no way I can segue into this particular prize, so I'm just going to say it. It's a fortune cookie from P.F. Chang's. Yeah, P.F. Chang's in Columbus, Ohio. This flew all the way back. I don't know if that affects the taste or not.

We got a copy of one of my CDs, a Doug Loves Movies T-shirt, a thing I'll talk about in a second when I get my guests out here, a blue card from Getting Doug With High, a, oh, look at this, one of these beautiful Christmas bongs from Peacemaker. Yeah, it's very nice. Very nice rubber bong.

And all the stuff that my guests brought as well. So let's get all four of them out here at this time. Please give a big warm welcome to Greg Garcia, Alice Wetterlin, Nick Thune, and Noelle Wells.

Get on out here, y'all. Have a seat wherever you like. Uh-oh. That's okay. Don't be sorry. Do you have your prize bag thingy? Yeah, go get it. She's going to go back and get it.

Let's meet everybody individually, starting with one of our two newbies this evening. The creator of two awesome TV shows, My Name is Earl and what's the other one called? Raising Hope. Raising Hope. And a couple of shitty ones. It's Greg Garcia, everybody! Hey!

How are you? It's Greg Garcia, everybody. Hey. How are you? Yeah, those shows are great. And now you've got a new show. And it's going to be on TBS. And it's called The Guest Book. Yes.

Thursday nights. Oh. That guy's excited. Starting this Thursday night at 9.30. Yes. Is it just like a lot of signatures? 10.30. But tune in at 9.30.

Maybe I was reading about it while I was in the Central time zone. It could have been. Might be 10.30 on the coast and 9.30 Central. But this Thursday it starts. Yes, episode four will start this Thursday it starts. Yes. Episode four will start this Thursday. The premiere of episode four. The world premiere. You can see it this Thursday on TBS.

They know drama. Is that their slogan? No, no, no. Now that my show's on, yes, they changed it. We have character. No, that's not it. But who's on the show? It's a different cast every week.

This week it's Jamie Presley. Then we have Michael Rapaport coming up. And we had Stocker Channing on and Danny Pudi. And it's a cabin in the woods. Every week a different cast checks in and crazy shit happens. And then they leave. It's like cabin in the woods. Every week, a different cast checks in, and crazy shit happens, and then they leave. It's like slow-mo. It's like Room 104, but in the woods. It's Room 104, but funny and in the woods.

Yeah, Room 104, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what's going on with that show. I keep giving it more chances because it's got some cool people behind it. But I don't know. I don't know if I get it. Anyway, we're not here to slam that show. But good luck with the guest book, and thank you for being here. Josh Wolf reached out to me.

You're friends with him? Yes, for a long time. Yeah, so he's the one that reached out and said, Greg Garcia wants to be on Douglas Movies. And I was like, all alright, let's do this. Fantastic. Sounds good to me. So we'll see how it goes. Also, joining us for the

first time, and she was able to go get her prizes, it's Alice Wetterland, everybody. Hello. Hi. Thanks for having me. You know her from tons of things. Silicon Valley and those two dudes need wedding dates. Mike and Dave, that's their names.

Yeah, I remember that. But now you've got a new program, or a new-ish program that's been on a few seasons now. That's correct. People of Earth also on TBS. People of Earth on TBS. Total bullshit. That's what TBS stands for? Total bullshit. I had no idea. They're like ironic

about it. Whatever. We're not promoting anything. That's on Monday nights? Yeah, Monday nights. Okay. Yeah. You don't know what time it's on 10.30 It's always on at 10.30

Oh okay Thank you You guys are Both of your shows Are lead ins to Conan Is that the idea That's right Give him a little boost

Mine is during Conan somehow Oh It's in a little bubble It's like a little square In the corner Okay Picture in picture Yeah

I was always thinking That would catch on In a bigger way We hope it does Our lead in is 18 reruns of Big Bang Theory I was always thinking that would catch on in a bigger way. We hope it does. Our lead-in is 18 reruns of Big Bang Theory. No fewer. You know, people will marathon that shit,

so you're in good shape. Nice little dessert after a marathon. Also on the panel, now we've got a couple of guests who have frequented the show, been on a few times. But let's start with my lady friend. Noelle Wells is here, everybody. Upgraded to lady friend.

That still could have gone either way. I'd call Nick my lady friend. That's fair. He's very elegant. Writer, director, and star of a motion picture called Mr. Roosevelt that I'm fortunate enough to got to be in briefly. And we've been going around to film festivals and watching it and talking about it.

But now it's finally going to be, people are going to see it in the fall sometime, yes? Fall sometime, yes. And then worldwide online in January-ish. Okay. I'm-ish. Okay. I'm very excited. Yeah. It eats up your whole, like I made this, I finished this movie, like I finished editing it last September.

I thought I was done. And you just keep, it keeps happening. You just have to do so much stuff. Yeah. This is not interesting. I'm just exhausted. Yeah, you got to do a lot of stuff to promote it. And, you know, when the star of the movie

when your co-star does none of the heavy lifting like Mr. Nick Thune everybody when are you gonna get out and promote this thing I'm doing everything I can for Noel and you should see our text history it just keeps being like oh it didn't go through. A lot of memes. But yeah, Nick plays her ex-boyfriend in the film

and you're great in it. You do a great job in the movie. Oh, thanks. I mean, I was just sucking your dick backstage telling you you were funny in it. His lady friend. Yeah, you were. Yeah, you did say I was funny,

but I'm just an asshole. I'm not funny. You only say that I'm good in front of other people, not lady friend. Yeah, you were. Yeah, you did say I was funny, but I'm just an asshole. I'm not funny. You only say that I'm good in front of other people, not in private. Yeah, isn't that weird? Yeah. You could have said back to me

when I said you were funny, you could have been like, you were great too, man. No, no. I saved it for out here. I wanted everybody to know that I think you're great in it. And also in the prize bag,

I snagged some of these at south by southwest you uh noelle made a little uh comic book about the the movie yeah kind of like a little summary of it it's like a zine yeah i think you're just doing a lot yeah i don't know if people normally do those things like and then i had to finish the slap bracelets it took a while i I looked them up. I couldn't find a company to help me make them. So then I moved on to paper products because you could do that yourself at Kinko's.

All right. Well, let's thank you all for being here. Wait, I have to promote the other thing, right? Well, yeah. There's a plug part at the end where you could drop it in. But you can tell us now. No, I won't. I'll later.

Tell us now. No, no, no. It's something about a maze a movie that dave made a maze it comes out dave is a maze runner comes out very soon dave is a maze do you play dave or the maze well the maze is the star of the film for sure and dave his name is in it but he is i mean I don't think I'm that great in it but yeah that comes out August 18th in ten cities and on on demand and cities 10 India ten cities you ever been in one there's some in LA yeah just under the bridge yeah and I said to him I was like that's not a great place to release them and they're like isn't it it's like well homeless people are the crowd yeah you want them to see they're we're rethinking a lot.

I think it's a great idea, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it sucks though when the homeless people walk out on your movie though. It sucks. It's like, where else do you have to go?

You're taken off. That seems weird. So. Taking your little sack on the end of the stick and getting out of here. Bindle. Bindle.

Bindle. Nick, what do you got for the prize bag, dude? I brought a photo that I curated of two elderly people wearing my t-shirt and one of them has a dick hanging out. I spent about

$500 on the whole project and I'm still trying to recoup. And he does have a great dick, so whoever gets it, it's a real meaty head. on the whole project and I'm still trying to recoup. So, and he does have a great dick. So whoever gets it, it's a real meaty head. Well,

you left out, there's one dick hanging out and then somebody holding a potted plant. Like some people might be interested in that. Yeah,

people might be interested in plants. Yeah. This is an Ikea plant that actually is, I mean, the thing won't fucking die. Yep,

those things are healthy. I don't know what they do to them in there. They just, I don't know what they do at Ikea. Wait, you could buy a plant at Ikea, take it home, and put it together? Every leaf. They all snap on.

I like it. All right, pass that thing down here. Don't show it to me, but just pass it down here. I really want to look at it. You're going to look. It's a nice potted plant, though. Just pass it down here. I don't really want to look at it. You're going to look.

It's a nice potted plant, though. Alice, what do you have for us tonight? I have some stickers. Oh, I like it already. And bubble wrap if that's needed. Oh, okay. It's empty. You keep those stickers safe?

People like to put male drugs in this. All right. So these are my stickers for my podcast. Sorry. Called Treks in the City. Do you want, how many stickers do you want? You like my podcast?

You like my podcast? Okay. That person's just stuck over there. So wait, how many do you want? I have ten. I think you should give me all ten. You're right, sir.

Yeah, Noelle can have one, too. Okay, so there'll only be nine. Okay, yeah. Noelle wants one. I was confused because somebody told me to bring ten, and I didn't understand why. That is weird. Whenever we're dealing through publicists and stuff,

it's a weird telephone game where you're just supposed to bring a thing. I don't have a publicist, though. I have a publicist. Oh, okay. Your publicist fuked up and told you to bring ten things. Yeah. Ten of the same thing. But two of these is plenty.

Yeah, you can hang on to the rest. But the bubble wrap I think we should also put in there okay I think so too yeah yeah yeah that's just that's just fun to have

just a random piece of bubble wrap Noelle what do you got on your lap okay I have a couple things I have a baseball cap

from we did a film festival in Munich for Miss Roosevelt and they I think this is a beer and they gave me a bunch of these hats. But they're very cool.

And I'm going to put one in. It's a nice one. It's very nice. I had a custom-made doll. That's a weird thing. I did a voice on a show several years ago. It was called The Awesomes. And they made a little character for my thing.

They made a thing for my thing. And you can't have it in the house, because when you die, your spirit will go into it. Yeah, you understand. It will murder people. So I thought it would be fun for somebody else to have it forced upon them. I think it's definitely fun for somebody else.

She was like a British woman. Okay. So it's felt. It's definitely fun for somebody else. She was like a British woman. Okay. So it's felt. It's a felt. Here's a description. Somebody made it. It's beautiful. I like it.

It's a toy. It's a toy. For the kids. I'm doing a lot of cleaning in my life. Kids love their dolls on a spike. I really loved it. It was up for a while, but she doesn't need to look at me anymore.

You don't like the way your dead eyes look at you? Okay, and then almost every time I've been on here I've brought I had these made several years ago

and I made Team Noelle mugs for a few people that I knew but I had to order like a hundred and so now I'm just pawning them off on your show little by little. I love it. So it's a Team Noelle mugs for a few people that I knew but I had to order like a hundred and so now I'm just pawning them off on your show little by little team Noelle mug and I still have like 76 left you mean you sent that to like your agents and

stuff yeah literally is the dude who directed Annabelle is he really here hey dude David Sandberg is is that your name? Congrats. Yeah, number one movie in the country right now, Annabelle colon creation. Hey! This very day, in fact. The Monday numbers are in.

It's still number one. But what do you think about this for a series of films about a creepy doll? You know, that's not as intense as Annabelle, but... Perfect. No thoughts?

Oh, perfect? All right. Three picture deal. Let's set it up. But only if I can voice it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Annabelle three. Wait, what did this lady sound like

when you voiced her? I think she talked... I don't know. She had a British accent. Annabelle 3. Wait, what did this lady sound like when you voiced her? I think she talked, I don't know, she had a British accent. I cannot do accents. That's scary. She was supposed to be like, I don't know. I will not go in the bag. Who's the woman? Elizabeth Hurley.

She was supposed to feel like Elizabeth Hurley in some kind of heist movie. I don't know. All right. I like it. Greg Garcia? I brought three wonderful collectibles. First of all, we have a boyfriend for her.

My name is Earl Bobblehead. Oh, they're so cute! Look at that couple. She is dominating. Wow. Earl's used to prison sex Yeah He loves that

Also I got this at a silent auction This is a This is a signed Copy of a script From Evening Shade Holy shit The Burt Reynolds classic

The entire cast Except Burt Reynolds Which I The entire cast except Burt Reynolds. Which I found out after the auction. I didn't know the other guests you were going to have and I was hoping maybe Burt Reynolds and I'd get him to sign it.

Oh no, Burt couldn't make it. So put that in the bag then because it's useless. And then the last one was an item that cannot be seen anywhere, not Netflix, not Amazon, not in syndication anywhere, but it is an episode of the show Yes, Dear! that stars a 2002 circa Doug Benson. You brought the episode that I'm in?

As the buckaroo waiter, which I've entitled Yes, Doug. There you go. Why can't you see... Yes, dear was on like all the time, day and night for a while there. Why can't you see it anymore? It has vanished.

It's vanished. What happened? I'm not so sure. It's been wiped from the face of television history. Wow. But there it is, right there.

Who was the lead of that show? What's that? The lead of the show. Anthony Clark? Yeah, where's Anthony Clark? I have no idea. That's an SOS.

Let's find him. Yeah. We should all go out tonight and try to find him. What was the other dude's name, though? Michael Malley. Yeah, he's in everything.

He shows up everywhere now. He's in Sully. He gives Sully a dressing down. He has a TV show called Survivor's Remorse that he's a showrunner for. He was amazing on Justified. He and I wrote a musical. Wait, what?

Yes. On Broadway in March. No way! Yes. Escape to Margaritaville, the Jimmy Buffett musical. You guys wrote that? The Jimmy Buffett musical? We did indeed.

We did indeed. Holy cow. Get your tickets now. I'm going to see the shit out of that. Well, thank you for all of those amazing prizes. Is that it? That's it. Okay.

Josh Wolfe said it was going to be the most amazing thing that anybody ever brought. I know. I don't know why he did that. He oversold it a little bit. All right. Although this thing is pretty cool. And, you know why he did that. He oversold it a little bit. Although this thing is pretty cool. And it does also kind of look like Josh Wolfe.

A little bit. Yeah, he could have just kept this thing and said it was him. Alright, well all of that is in the prize bag. Somebody's going to win all of that stuff tonight. But before we do that, I have one quick question for everybody, starting with Nick Thune. What was the last movie that you saw oh i didn't mean to come at you with such a hard one no no and the the answer is bench warmers okay why because i just moved and I enjoy having a movie on in the background

when I'm doing unpacking. And so I got internet and everything set up, and the TV's sitting on the ground. And I put on Netflix, and I don't know why it said you might want to see Benchwarmers. And so I just put it on as like, it's something I don't want to watch,

but I might get a chuckle every now and again in the background. Like when Nick Swardson's on, for instance. Yeah, yeah, no, it's something I don't want to watch, but I might get a chuckle every now and again in the background. Like when Nick Swardson's on, for instance. Yeah, yeah. No, it's got funny parts. It's just an interesting choice to unpack your shit to. Yeah. That's what I do, man. Alright. Did they

win the game at the end? You know, I didn't quite get all the way to the game. Alright, let me rephrase the question. Alice, what was the last movie you saw in its entirety? Dunkirk, baby. Oh! Speaking of comedies. Yeah.

Swartzen kills it in that one, too. Real laugh riot. What did you think of that? I mean, it's hilarious. It was pretty good, yeah. I drank it. I drank it. I drank it. What the fuck?

Oh, you're calling account services. Are you on hold? I phone dialed a bank or an airline or something. I mean, I butt dialed it. You phone dialed it? I don't have it. Yeah, I phone dialed it. I hate it.

I don't have my phone in my back pocket. This is the bank. Is this a fucking phone dial? I can't butt dial it. I totally dick dialed it. Is this another fucking phone dialed it i hate it i don't have my is this a phone in my back pocket this is the bank is this a fucking phone dial i can't dial it yeah i totally dialed it totally left ball dialed it what um what'd you think of dunkirk i was i was amazed it's intense right it's on a really big screen that was one thing that's important That's important, I think. Were there other people there? Or was it... Yeah, there was like four other people. I saw it at the Arclight at 2.30pm on a Monday. So I was like, well, it's going to be packed. So I'll

get my ticket. And yeah, I got all the snacks. I'm not talking about anything that's in the movie. Okay. Harry Styles was in it. I don't like his face. Sorry, guys. I thought I would but he's a good actor because he's British

and British people are just good actors I think he's fine in it yeah people who are from Britain they just have to took me a while to figure out

which one was him me too I was like is this him and he's just like blending into the role like he's like a 60 year old man

what about Tom Hardy that's just a middle aged woman's reaction to the role? Like he's like a 60 year old man. What about Tom Hardy? Ugh! That's just a middle aged woman's reaction to the words Tom Hardy. This happens automatically. Oh. Do you see his whole face?

You. Oh. Isn't that a crazy thing in movies with Tom Hardy where you don't see his whole face? Bane. I heard that this is

another Bane situation. Bane. This. Dunkirk. And also Mad Max. Can we see his fucking face? How are we supposed to jerk off? Does he get paid less or more?

We've got to see that fucking mouth. Also, Kenneth. Maybe it's just to slow you down a little bit. Yeah, to postpone. Postpone the release. He's amazing. little bit yeah to postpone talk about postpone the release yeah have you ever heard amazing kenneth kenneth is best for play on google images and watch the movie what yeah that's one way there's uh kenneth brana is in the movie and he does the whole scene it's like he called the director and was like i'll do it but i don't want to move off this dock he doesn't leave the dock

yeah he's always standing around the dock going, what do we do now? Then there's a scene where your character goes home. What if he doesn't go home? What if he just stays near the shore for France? Or because I'm lazy? If you've seen Dunkirk, you'll get that. And if you've seen Dunkirk and you don't get that,

that's still my fault. I mean, I haven't seen it and I love that anecdote. Noel! Hi, I saw two movies on Sunday at Sundance Next Fest. Ooh. One was The Fourth by Andre Hyland, who's also in Mr. Ozone. He's in your movie, yeah. Yeah, he wrote and directed, starred in,

and edited a feature film that's actually, He's in your movie. Yeah. He wrote and directed, starred in and edited a feature film. That's actually, it's really fucking funny. And, um, I had seen it on a link and I was like, Oh, that's good.

And then when you get to see it in a movie theater, it was a bunch of people. You're like, Oh, right. This is, this is much better. Uh,

and then I saw, um, a movie called LA times by a female director who wrote, starred and directed in it, uh, directed the movie Michelle Morgan and that was really funny. It's called LA Times? It's called LA Times.

It's not about the newspaper. It's not. Is it about all the different times of the day in Los Angeles? Yeah, that's it. LA's got all of them. LA's got every time of day. I've noticed that it goes from midnight to the other midnight. When you travel out there in the world, you don't know what's going to happen,

but here in LA, we get all the times of day. When the sun is directly on the ground, it's crazy. They covered that in the movie. The sun was on the ground a lot in it, and I was like, God, somebody finally captured it.

I've got to say, Andre has a really great ass shot in Noel's movie. Okay, God, somebody finally captured it. I gotta say, Andre has a really great ass shot in Noel's movie. He's just setting me up to say that Nick Thune also has a very good ass shot in the movie. I do, yeah. Is it the full ass or is it covered like Tom Hardy? No, it's full butt.

You get to see his full butt. You see whole everything. Yeah, you see anus. He waxed for it. I said he didn't have to. He said I would like to. Andre's ass shot is like it's actually something I've never seen in a movie before. The angle of it.

It's really funny. It was just out of necessity, but also Andre's booty is like so boy butts are so soft and like silly. It's just very tiny, and you just want to go pitter-patter on his booty. Oh, he's got such a silly butt.

So you recommend both those movies? I thought you were going to say both those butts. Yeah, both of those booties. Both of those booties. Highly recommended. Thumbs up for those butts. Thumbs up those butts. Thumbs in those butts. Put them both those butts. Yeah, both of the booties. Both of those booties. Highly recommended. Thumbs up for those butts. Thumbs up those butts. Thumbs in those butts.

Put them in those butts. Oh, man. Yeah, they were really great. And they're made, they were LA, you know, they're LA based, but they're not, well, I guess one of them's, they're both very LA movies, but in ways I think we haven't really seen before. I mean, these are people that have just really been around for a while and, you know, had to make things themselves.

And I think that's really cool. Just like La La Land. Exactly, like La La Land, the real struggle. The gritty reality. Like that freeway scene where they're dancing and shit. I know, yeah. It's hard to watch. Tell me every day I do that on the fucking 105.

What's the 105? On that 105 110 thing i always get out and i'm just like yeah you start dancing you know and everybody's kind of you got to see the movie i don't know greg i recently watched the founder for the second time what you? You went back in again? I love that movie. I watched it on a plane first, and then I recently watched it with my 10-year-old thinking that it would get him

to not ever want to eat McDonald's. Like, imploring his right and wrong, his sense of right and wrong. Oh, because the guy who owned McDonald's was a thief? Yeah, because he ripped off the guys and everything, but it didn't necessarily work.

He was more interested in the fact that there was something that exists that you can pour into water that would turn it into a milkshake. Like, he wants that. Right. Are you a vegan? No, not at all. I just thought, you know, I'd give my wife a break. So what do you have against McDonald's?

I have nothing against McDonald's. But, you know, I mean... my wife a break. So what do you have against McDonald's? I have nothing against McDonald's. But, you know, I mean. Sorry. Keep him a little healthier. Sorry I'm a little late on this, but. My wife! I didn't want to interrupt you, but. I appreciate it.

Yeah, you were making a point. I didn't want to just scream in the middle of your sentence. But, yeah, because that movie is interesting to me because it's like Michael Keaton, he's automatically sympathetic, and yet in that role, it's not cool what he does to those guys. No, in the beginning,

but then you kind of hate him at the end. Yeah, yeah. But he's not that sympathetic in the beginning. I mean, he's never that likable. It's weird. It's an interesting movie. But so the second time through was good for you? Yeah, I mean, I didn't pay as much attention the second time through.

And then I was a little disappointed because I took my son to like a little tiny hamburger place up in Carpinteria. And we were in line and he said, we could franchise this. So it didn't... He did not get the right lesson from that movie at all. He's an asshole. That's what I learned from that experience.

All right, well, it's time for Bert to turn the show off because I'm going to say, let the games begin! Name tags, come out of the shadows! Well, it's time for Bert to turn the show off, because I'm going to say, let the games begin! Name tags, come out of the shadows! We've got lots of great name tags, and then these folks here in the front row.

So you just have to go, everybody go pick who you'd like to play for, and bring your name tag back to your seat. And while you do that, we'll do this. We'll be right back. Hey guys, just a reminder that every single episode of Douglas movies we've ever done is now available to stream over at stitcher premium. Every episode from all nine seasons, the bonus eps, even the Benson interruption, all ad free and ready for your ear holes.

That's over 1000 hours of podcasts exclusively on Premium. Just head over to stitcherpremium.com slash Doug for more information. You can choose between a monthly plan or a yearly plan, but either way, use the promo code Doug to automatically get a month for free. That's stitcherpremium.com slash Doug. Get stitching, y'all. We are back. Nick Thune, what do you got over there? Well, I wanted to get what Greg got because I'm going to say, well, maybe you can chime in when he says why he picked it,

but one time somebody described me, a Whole Foods employee, told me that my outfit reminded them of Indiana Jones on vacation. And that's, like, you get a compliment, you know, every ten years that means something. And that one will never fucking leave me. I was wearing green pants and a floral shirt. What? Why would... Why would she know what he would wear on vacation?

First of all, the fact that you're saying it was a she is insulting. Oh, it was a dude? Of course it was. A dude said that to you? Weird. Yeah, he just said the biggest male fantasy. Like the coolest dude ever just taking a break. Indiana Jones on vacation.

He was like, man, you look like our dream. It doesn't seem like an insult. No, it wasn't. It was the best compliment. Really? Yeah. Okay. And then the thing about it is later that night,

the only time in my life I almost got beat up on the street because this guy said that my pants were too tight. Called me a faggot. And literally pushed me for like four minutes. Him and his buddy just surrounded me, pushing me, calling me that word over and over again. And in my mind, I was dressed as Indiana Jones on vacation. So you didn't have your whip.

He doesn't have that on vacation on vacation you couldn't end this thing oh worse but do we know what indiana jones does on vacation i gotta think that he just wears cool green pants he gets pushed around a lot apparently oh he gets beat up all the time i got i picked out uh well you know i went for that i gave it to greg greg was actually going to give it to me and i said, no, you have more money than me. So I ended up taking it's Micers. It's a swingers DVD.

But you changed it to Micers. Is that a J for the I? Actually, the I isn't even good. It's a bad I. And it is like a painter's tape. So are you a painter or where do you... It's a post-it note. It's part of a post-it note. So you got this from your office. Alright, well, it's Micah's.

And I do love this movie. Who doesn't? Okay. Great choice, then. Alice, who are you playing for? I'm playing for Noama. Instead of Moana. Is that right? It's Noana. So she's as cool as the ocean. But this Moana. Is that right? It's Noana. So she's as cool

as the ocean. But this guy, is this your name? It's Noam, yeah. His name is Noam. So I was like, are you, I didn't understand

if you brought this for someone else. That was just part of the... She is, oh, it already was in the poster. Okay. Yeah, he didn't change

she is cool as the ocean. He didn't change the tagline. What a weird thing to say about yourself. I liked it. You were like, she's cool.

Like, talking about yourself and like, she's as cool as the ocean. My dick, she's as cool as the ocean. Yeah. All right.

Cool. This guy's got some brass ones. But, so Maui's got a giant ice cream cone joint. Oh, that's cool. And his, his, his leaf, his shirt. I also just love Moana.

I saw it three times in theaters, twice with no kids. All right, Noelle? I have, I'm playing for Linz E.T. It's E.T. poster, but it's Linz E.T. Linz E.T. I really appreciated the very fine Photoshop job. Yeah, because her face is on the moon. And very, like, tinted perfectly.

E.T.'s going to ride that bike into her mouth. She cut out this so perfectly. She got the right font to match E.T. I'm just really, really admire this. May I see it for a second? It reminds me of me. You know what else there is to love about it? It's got the full title on it.

E.T. the Extraterrestrial in his adventure on Earth. It's right there. That's her referring to herself. It's true. All right. Very cool. Greg?

I was drawn to this one because I saw Nick wanted it. I fucking knew. And then when I got it, I thought I have more money, I'm drawn to this one because I saw Nick wanted it. I fucking knew. I thought I have more money. I'm going to take it. And then as I got closer, I saw it was very topical. Indiana Jones and the Nazi punks fuck off. And it was big, so I could read it.

Indiana Joel. Joel, I'm sorry. Because his name is Joel. I'm sorry. I fucked that could read it. Indiana Joel. Joel, I'm sorry. Because his name is Joel. I'm sorry, I fucked that up. And he's clearly, that's what Indiana Jones does on vacation. As he goes, fucks with Nazis. Well dressed very appropriately. Yeah, all right.

Well, that's who you guys are playing for. And I've got a couple of games lined up. And as you can see, you all have buzzers in front of you. Do you want to test your buzzers? That's who you guys are playing for. And I've got a couple of games lined up. And as you can see, you all have buzzers in front of you. Do you want to test your buzzers? That's Alice. What's yours sound like, Nick? Come in. Hey, I don't know if...

Is this Doug's place? Welcome to Doug Loves Movies Take your shoes off Alright so You're going to use your buzzers Because we're going to play Alex's, Jason and Deb's IMDB game

And the way that works Is I'm going to start naming The top four Titles on someone's Some actor or actress IMDB page Just buzz in as soon as You think you know it.

If you guess too early and you're wrong, it's a negative point, negative one point. But if you get in there and you get it right, you get bonus points for each additional movie you can name. Oh, shit. For that person. Wow. Oh, shit is right.

Is that too complicated for you, Nick? I actually didn't listen to any of that. We have to say the actor's name. I was reading that this said learning resources, and I was like, oh. We have to say an actor's name, any actor at all. Just buzz in as soon as you say it. No, you don't say any actor at all.

You don't say the correct answer. Don't leave him a strike. Just one more time. I think Allison didn't hear you. I'll start naming the top four. You know how on IMDb it's most known for, best known for. I'll read both. Okay, I know what we're doing.

Yeah, yeah. And you just don't want to buzz in too early because you don't want negative points. Totally zoned out, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Again. Right now, with the way you have that mic cord on your shoulder like that, you look like Indiana Jones at work. Yeah, yeah. Indiana Jones is in the AV department.

All right. Whose top four starts with knocked up? Seth Rogen. Hang on, Noelle. Let me call on you first. Oh, I'm sorry. That's okay. Noelle? Seth Rogen. Hang on, Noelle. Let me call on you first. Oh, I'm sorry. That's okay. Noelle.

Seth Rogen. Incorrect. Stop! Actually, I think I know who number six is. Number six? Yeah, it's Nick motherfucking Thune. I don't know what that means. Even though I got cut out,

I was still number six listed on the movie. In the IMDb page. He is in Knocked Up is in knocked up yeah oh wait i have one technical question i can keep buzzing in just keep digging myself further into a hole no you're out for this round but you can come back you can come back and keep digging in a second so here's the second title in this round we got knocked up and then This is the end Alice So It's Somebody that's in both of those

Jay Baruchel Jay Baruchel No sorry Fuck Yeah right Wait am I out Yeah for now I think Nick should be

Next You buzzing in Nick Yeah I thought you might just be stopping by that got me i thought you might just come by so i could tell you how great you are mr roosevelt uh what's your guess craig robinson no what that's a weird... Craig is running away with this thing through his silence. You're going to buzz in too? I like that my buzzer is like the universal sound for a boner.

Yeah, it is. It's too quiet. I'm glad boners don't really make that noise. Oh, the church would suck. It's like a squirrel boner. Jason Segel? I don't know why you guys all feel... Oh, it's good.

We have an even score now. Everybody's got negative one. Isn't he one of the buddies? He's in Knocked Up. He wasn't in Knocked Up. Yeah, he's in it. One of the buddies? He gets like pink eye?

He's in Knocked Up, yeah. My boner sounds like wooden shutters that you pull up. Hang on. What are the other two the other two movies are super bad and adventure land and the actor's

name you may know him from silicon valley is martin star oh that guy all right here we go weird pirate laugh everybody's back in for this next round. It's all tied up with negative one.

That's a first. That's a good position to be in. This one starts off with a TV show in this person's top four. Parks and Recreation. See, lots of people are in that, so it's kind of crazy to buzz in at this point. I learned my lesson, Doug. See, lots of people are in that, so it's kind of crazy to buzz in at this point. You kind of want to hear that. I learned my lesson, Doug. You kind of want to hear that second title

that, in this case, might not be too helpful. Ice Age Continental Drift. Uh-oh, Nick is buzzing in. Can you get the door? Hi, is Doug here? Yeah. And he wants some answers. Aziz Ansari. Aziz Ansari.

That is correct. Yes! You know what? I'm going to call Aziz right now. I don't have his number. Nope. Just call him up. You are the answer.

All right, so you get to name two more Aziz Ansari projects. Things that he was in. And if you get them right, you get two more bonus points. Okay, 30 minutes or less. I think that's the best thing he was ever involved in. Nick Swartzen was in that as well. Nick Swartzen was in that. And then I'm going to have to say

get him to the Greek. Okay. He had a very short-lived boardroom scene with Puffy. All right. They went with another animated film called Epic and a little thing that he's in

on Netflix called Master of None. Oh. That's surprising they used Master of None. Master of None starring Noelle Wells. All right. So now Nick is in the lead with zero. Yeah.

And everyone else is behind with negative one. Let's see what happens this round. Whose top four starts with, This is the end. This shit again. The second title. Yeah, you guys shouldn't be chatting. Unless it's about something else.

Probably not that either. Remember when I drove you to the airport that one time? Yeah, that was really... Thank you for doing that. Yeah, you're welcome. Pineapple Express. Nick is here. Damn it. Hi. I, you're welcome. Pineapple Express. Nick is here. Damn it.

Hi. I know you're Doug's neighbor. Is he around? I guess James Franco is going to be the answer. No. Greg Robinson. You're back to negative one. Greg Robinson.

Okay, you guys want the third title? No guesses at this point? The third one is Superbad. Noelle got in first, right? Oh, Alice. Sorry, Alice. I just had a boner. It wasn't... Who is it, Alice?

What? Stop it, Nick. He didn't say a person's name. Stop interfering. Who is it, Alice? What? Stop it, Nick. He didn't say a person's name. Stop interfering. Who is it? It's Seth Roken. That's correct. Yes! Oh, that's what I meant earlier.

For this one. He did come up earlier. Did you say Christmas blouse? I said Christmas blouse. Christmas blouse. I was like, why are you saying Christmas Blouse to me? I'm like, am I having a stroke or are you? That is a great new name for him.

He's tired of McLovin. He's happy to have a new... I'm going to text him. So I get to list other projects, and they have to be the ones that are... Well, you get to do one more, right? How many did I say before you buzzed in? Three? Yeah, so you only guessed one more.

One more Seth Rogen movie that you think would be in his top four. Knocked Up. No. Yeah, it's very weird. It's the Wiener movie, isn't it? It's a movie that you're actually in, Alice. It's called The Interview. Right, right, right, right, right.

Just cashed a check for $2. Yeah, so you are currently in the lead with zero? No, I'm not. No, I have zero. Oh, I'm back to negative one. You're back to negative one, yeah. Alice, getting that one right took you out of the basement, so you're winning.

Hold on. And unless somebody catches up to you, you'll win this. This is the last chance before a potential tiebreaker. Who's top four starts with The Croods? Whoa. No one's. No one should. That's right.

That's absolutely right. The second title is The Iron Giant. So this person clearly has a voice that they can use. Third title is another animated movie, Castle in the Sky. Yeah, all right, this is ridiculous. I think this next title might help somebody. Young Frankenstein.

Greg, it had to be you, Greg. It had to be you. What's the answer? Cloris Leachman? That's correct. Yes, awesome. Way to go. So that means that Alice and Greg are tied with zero.

So we have to do a tiebreaker that's just between Alice and Greg. Noelle, hand me your buzzer. Wait, before I do... Well, can I hit Greg just once myself? Sure. Okay. Yeah. Nick, give me back that buzzer.

Yeah, I don't want you coming over anymore. Leave my family alone. Oh, no, he can knock. Okay, so between Greg and Alice, whoever gets in first and says the right name is the winner here. The first title is a TV show. My Name is Earl.

The second title is The Incredibles. Oh, Alice! Jason Lee. That's correct! Yeah! You stole that from the hands of the creator of My Name is Earl. That's amazing. He really should have got that one.

Come on, dude! But Alice is the winner of that game. Congratulations, Alice. Congratulations, Noam. but Alice is the winner of that game congratulations Alice congratulations Noam I'll take all the buzzers back now we don't need these anymore but that means that you get to go first in our final game

which is we're going to play a round of Last Man Stanton and the way this game works is I keep asking the only question It's like Thibber, McGee and Molly open up their closet So I'm going to Get from an audience member the name of an actor

Or actress And then you guys are going to take turns Naming movies that that person was in If you can't think of one, you're out. But you do get one lifeline, which is the person whose name tag you chose. You can go to them once for help. Mikers?

You can go to Mikers. I also go to Noana. Noana. And Lynn ZT will help out Noelle, and Joel will be there to step in. He'll be able to yell at Greg, throw me the idol, I'll throw you the whip. And he picked that up without setting it off.

Very nicely done. Where'd you learn that? Do you work with a bomb unit? Very gentle. So no one wrote to me on Twitter today to say they had a great suggestion for a name tonight. I think people are avoiding Twitter.

Yeah, that might be it. They might not want to be on there at all. Hot med. But usually people reach out to me with suggestions. Why? What's that? Oh, why is it a hotbed right now? Why are people looking at Twitter?

You don't like Rob Delaney? But our friend that I was talking to earlier who directed Annabelle Creation, he goes by the name Pony Smasher on Twitter. It's what? That's a sex term. It is? Pony Smasher?

Yeah, he fucks horses. Big time. Big horse fucker. That is a left turn from a guy who makes a movie about creepy dolls. It's the horses that have to look out. Not the Annabelles of the world. They're all consenting.

Have you ever thought, David, that you'd have a good suggestion for this game? No. And yet I'm forcing you to come up with one. James Franco? James Franco? Oh, I like that. This is going to be over in no time.

Oh, man. I'm very, very excited about this. All right. So Alice gets to go first. And then we'll go to Nick and then me because I like to play along. And then Greg and then Nicole. And whichever one of you guys lasts the longest. Nicole. Who? I know, right?

Noel! Alice, start us off. Any movie that's got James Franco in it? Knights of Rodanthe. You really could have saved that one. Oh, shit. What does James Franco do in Nights of Rodanthe?

He plays Richard... I mean, he plays... Am I not supposed to name any other actors from that? No, it's fine. Richard Gere. He plays Richard Gere's son who he works in Ecuador

at helping out like Doctors Without Borders and Richard Gere goes down and gets killed in a landslide because he doesn't know how to leave the bathroom. Or something. Yeah, that movie's crazy.

Yeah, it's one of the craziest movies I've ever seen. Yeah, Mae Whitman's the daughter. She has a massive flip out for some reason. Oh, yeah, she has a massive flip out. She loses her mind. Hilla Davis, isn't it, I think? No, it's someone else. Anyway anyway there's a lot of there's a lot of crazy shit i am there's a lot of there's a lot of uh it's someone else oh it's ellen burst

it's oh it's oprah uh it's uh it's all right you don't have to describe the whole thing and if we could just take a minute, so Diane Lane's been, she's getting a divorce, so naturally she wants to go down to Rodanthe, South Carolina. You know, if you can't go to, if you can't be under the Tuscan sun,

you might as well go to Rodanthe. You might as well go to Rodanthe and make it a crab festival. Okay. Most of Diane Lane's movies are a crab festival. Thank you. Did you see Unfaithful? I didn't say it.

We're still playing James Franco, Nick. Oh, and it's my turn? Yeah. That's his full name, James Franco, Nick. Spider-Man? Okay. I see how you're gonna play Wait what

The full title Get off No it's just called Spider-Man Get off my fucking back Yeah yeah yeah And it's And it's my turn next

So I'm gonna go ahead And take it I'm gonna say Spider-Man 2 Whoa No he didn't Yeah Greg The interview The interview of course too. Whoa! No, he didn't. Yeah.

Greg? The interview. The interview, of course. Alright. Just do it. Pineapple Express. Yes. Pineapple Express. One of his best, actually. Expresso. Alice? Oh.

Do I get to say one this is the end yeah yes this is the end saved Nick you wanna go to your lifeline

the room that's not what it's called it's not out yet and that's not what it's called It's not out yet And that's not what it's called Keep your mouth shut I'm sorry Do you want to use your life flight? No

Do you want to just keep saying things that are incorrect? Kong What? No Oh, Caesar Caesar What? No, no, no. Caesar. What? No. No. No.

No. Caesar. His best friend? He was friends with a fucking gorilla, man. No, but that's not what the movie was called. I wish that movie was called I'm Friends with a Fucking Gorilla, Man. Everyone knows what the movie was called.

They fought so hard to get that to be the title. I'm Friends with a Gorilla, Man. Everybody knows what it's called. Just write it down. But this is probably a good time for you to go to your lifeline. Skull Island. Nope. He wasn't in that.

All right, I'll go to my fucking lifeline. Mike, what do you got? Sausage party? Sausage party. Oh, Mikey, baby, coming in hard. Let's see what Indiana Jones guy got. Sausage party. The movie about the making of The Room is called... You can't do that.

I'm not going to. I'm just going to tell everybody just gonna tell everybody it's called the disaster artist but the movie you were trying to think of is probably rise of the Planet of the Apes that's the second one dude and he's not in it there's a he shows up for a second. There's a photo of him in it. Yeah, I'll take that. Yeah, but he gets paid. Yeah, he's getting paid. I'm going to take it. Showing that movie to a three-year-old, by the way,

is mind-blowing to them because they don't understand CGI and he's just like, wait, they talk? Yeah, of course they talk. Alright, I'm telling these guys sitting behind me that they're talking too much. They're discussing everything.

I'm sitting right here. All right. So, Greg? Just like those monkeys. There was a movie he did with Jonah Hill where Jonah Hill was interviewing him. I don't think it was called The Interview 2. I'm going to have to go to Joel for a lifeline. Joel?

Alien Covenant. What? He's in Alien Covenant? So says Joel. Holy shit. Alright. I'll take it. Noelle? Spring Breakers. Oh, that's a real good one.

I'm so glad I got that out. I was just sitting on it. It feels so good. Alice? Does it have to be a movie? Freaks and Geeks doesn't count. Doug Loves Podcast. Or it was whatever soap opera he was on.

Three hours? Three weeks? What's that thing where his arm gets You can go to your lifeline if you want. Noana could help you. Noama,

Noama, help. Can't do it. It's time. It's time. What do you got, Noama? 127 hours.

Thank you very much. 127 hours. That's, thank you very much. 127 hours. Somebody got a phone. Thank you. 127 hours. That was in the run time.

Hello. Got him. Did you see the sequel? Armed and Dangerous. All right, Nick, we're back to you. You've used your lifeline. Do you have any Hail Mary, James Franco ideas? Yeah, Black Hawk Down.

The confidence with which you said it was impressive. But you're out. He should have been in that fucking movie. Thank you. You're right, your highness. That was interesting. He just said I'm talking too much

Greg did you go yeah I said your highness oh you did I needed more time I slipped it into the conversation

I'm still trying to think of that movie with Jonah Hill I don't think it was called Greg Gets Through a Flight is that war one do you want to go to Joel I already went I don't think it was called Greg Gets Through a Flight.

Is that a war one? Do you want to go to Joel? I already went to Joel, but I'll go to him again if you'll let me. Oh, no, you can't go back to Joel. No, I think I'm done. Go to Mike. Thanks, try it.

You can't do that either. Have we already said this is the end? Yeah. Oh, Lindsay. Spider-Man 3. Spider-Man 3! He's got to be in it, right. Spider-Man 3. Spider-Man 3! He's got to be in it, right?

Yeah, he is. Yeah! Lindsay! Lindsay! Was that the name, though? Yeah, Spider-Man 3. Straight up. They didn't put any extra words on there.

It wasn't called Spider-Man 3. This is where it goes to shit. And he's like, he's like Willem Dafoe's son, right? Yeah. I mean, that honestly was like the thing I took away from that movie.

It was like, he should have been his real son. Who knows? Maybe they made arrangements. Maybe he adopted him on set. Yeah. Alice? Planet of the Apes. What? The original one. The first set. Alice? Planet of the Apes.

What? The original one. The first one. Oh! What was it called, though? What? What was it called, though? Planet of the Apes. It might come to you.

Ape shit. Planet of the Apes. Ape this, motherfucker. Planet of the Apes. Sorry. Ape this, motherfucker. Planet of the Apes. The beginning of what it was before. What happened was at the end, it was like that guy came and this was the first part.

All right, you're out. Come on. No, it's my turn. What is it? I need to know Cause Nick's out Hang on Right you're out Nick

I'm in? Yeah no you're out How'd you get back in? Yeah you're out Cause you said Black Hawk Down Which is correct No he's not in that But you know what he is in?

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Who is Dawn? I don't know I never figured out who's character was Dawn. She was my PE teacher. What about Love Actually? What about it?

I just mean like have you seen it? Noelle, do you have another one? No. I think the thing you were talking about was called True Crime.

Yes. What? True Story. True Story? Yeah. True Story. True Story. There you go.

All right, what other ones did we miss? Why Him. Why Him. Oh, my God. Well, the reason Why Him was it was a good game. Oh, the movie's called that. Milk. Yes, he's in Milk. movie's called that. Milk, yes. He's in Milk.

He's in Eat, Pray, Love. He's in Eat, Pray, Love. Sorry. Wait. He plays the... Rise of the Planet of the Apes is what I said while you were talking. Mocking.

No, I said rise. Shut the fuck up, man. You said dawn. Wow. I was like, who's dawn? We'll just stay out of this one. I think the cool thing about dawn is the sun is rising.

That's true. That's a good point that you make. Right. That's true. LA Times, you know? Glad you brought that up. But he's not in what's the newest one called? That's... Guys of the you make. Right, that's true. L.A. Times, you know? Glad you brought that up. But he's not in what's the newest one called?

That's... Guys of the Planet of the Apes. Guys of the Planet of the Apes? Like G-U-I-S-E? Yeah, it's just a guy. This one's gonna focus on the guys. No, like, it is a... The whole fucking thing is a guys.

Totally, right? We're gonna do a female version of Planet of the Apes and see what happens. Reddit's going to blow up. What? Hey, Lindsay T, come get your prizes because Noelle is the winner tonight.

You did it. I've never... It's an accident. There you go. Congratulations. I've been hanging so hard. You get your name tag back? Yeah, unless you want us to have it for some reason. Yeah.

Okay. Hostile. Yeah, yeah. Pass the rest of the name tags down to me, please, because there's a little something on the back, probably, that I'll be reading. And Nick Thune, start us off. Tell us about

that other movie, Dave with the Maze. Yes, it's called Dave Made a Maze. Dave Made a Maze. And it has... It's not a corn movie. It's a guy that makes... I love corn movies. I watch so many cornos.

Yeah, you used to work in corno, right? Yeah, big time. The movie is about a guy who makes a maze in his girlfriend's living room and then gets lost in this huge labyrinth and people come and try and save him and people die. It's a pretty cool movie.

The cool thing is when you see a movie it was like slam dance so it wasn't like big sun dance, whatever, and then it just kept rolling and rolling and rolling, and there's millions and millions of views on the trailer, like more views on that trailer than fucking Bradley Cooper's next movie. Bitch. Yeah, bitch.

No, it's cool, especially even being involved in Noel's movie, to see people cheer and love a movie. And I felt like I'm really lucky to be in these two movies. What's this new Bradley Cooper movie you're talking about? I'm really intrigued. I get lost in trailer mode on YouTube, where you just look at trailers and look at views and realize when you're in one

that has more views you're like fuck you you suck and then you like email your friends like check out how many views I have

views are big I do that on Spotify with artists that I really like I'm like how poor is this person so I'll like look at the views

and if they don't have a lot I just like stress out for them but I checked Mozart and Mozart is how's Mo doing he's crushing the spotify game he gets like two million listens a month and he's been dead for a long time what he's dead i'm so sorry this is how she has to find out about mozart

i did it again that's why he isn't called. Yeah, but you know, it's cool. Hey, they made that dog movie for him, though. Noama didn't write a shithead on the back of your thingy. Do you want to come write one? It's really small. There's a dot back there. Just that dot? Oh, it's movable.

It's fucking bugger. Do you want to come up and write something? You want to come write something down? Same with Mike. Mike's. Oh. It's fucking bugger. Do you want to come up and write something? You want to come write something down? Same with Mike. It's inside. Oh, it's inside. Oh, how clever. Very nice.

But yeah, go ahead and write something down. Thanks, Noam. All right, while he's doing that, Alice. Also, will people buy my album and stuff? Yes! Yeah, that could happen. Go to my website and buy my albums. What's it called? I have three of them.

Just buy them. You have three left? Like in stock? Please get them. Oh my gosh. He's about to sell out. We're really trying to get rid of all the inventory. We've got three left, so come get them. I don't even know. Oh, I can read it, kind of.

Thanks, dude. Oh, thank you. Thanks, Noam. Oh, okay. that's a good one Alice oh Wetterlin yeah

uh people of earth hmm hmm we think it's on Monday nights maybe on TBS

I'm here to promote my podcast okay that it it's it's a Star Trek podcast called Treks in the City with Veronica Osorio. And we're watching all of TNG.

You better get in now because we only have 65 months ahead of us of watching it. And we have great guests, good guests, good times, great guests. And there is a lot of guests. We went to the convention also, and we talked to LeVar Burton, Gates McFadden, Brent Spiner, others.

I auditioned for People of Earth. Listen, we're still on my thing. Why didn't I get that role? I'd also like you guys to just write in to the Creators of People of Earth and give Nick a quick part on it so he'll stop calling. I'm not even kidding. That sounds awesome.

One more time. I'm sorry. Wait, what's happening? Okay, all right. Yeah, I think Nick should be on People of Earth, I guess. This guy in the audience started off his heckle with, I'm not even kidding. This is serious yelling out.

I'm sorry. This time, it's for real. Your podcast sounds amazing. It's called Trex and the City. And if anybody has any connections to Twitter, if you get the girl who owns Trex and the City handle, her name is Charlotte and she's tweeted six times. So it's for her. She's a British expat living in California

and she just wants to do some tours. I don't know what she's doing. But I do know what I'm doing and it's making a rad podcast. Come on by. I like it. Great job. Hi.

Hi, Noelle. I was in this movie called The Incredible Jessica James that dropped on Netflix a couple weeks ago. Yeah, you can watch that now. Right now. Turn this podcast off and watch that. Now.

The Incredible Jessica James. Starring Jessica Williams, Chris O'Dowd, me. And Mr. Roosevelt sometime in the fall yeah yeah I'll talk about that yeah are they still doing auditioning for the Jessica James movie or if you guys could write into the writers to put them in the thing are you kidding me gosh you guys and Greg Garcia yeah the guest book

so I used to I used to go up to Big Bear and different places to rent a house to write to just have a quiet place and they always had a guest book

so I would write like a 30 or 40 page story just to fuck with the next people and just have it be dark and comedic and what have you. And then I wrote like 15 of them

and then now we're doing it as a TV show. So all those stories that are littered about the country and guest books are coming to life. And you're probably involved in the casting and all that. Season two with Nick. Check it out. Nice.

Coming soon. I always wanted to say that. I always wanted to say that. with Nick. Check it out. Nice. Coming soon. I always wanted to say that. I always wanted to say that. So yeah, Thursdays at 10.30. Yeah, TBS. Premiere of episode four this Thursday night. Check it out.

Well, this has been super fun. Thank you to all of my guests, Nick Stoon, Alice Wetterlin, Noel Wells, and Greg Garcia. I'll be in Tacoma, Washington this weekend at the Tacoma Comedy Club doing Doug Lowe's movies at 420 on Saturday afternoon. And as always,

Kevin Manning? Yeah. He's a shithead? Yeah, he didn't come with me. He was supposed to come with you and then he didn't? Yeah. And so you had a painful, awful night

out alone? Correct. Would this have been a lot more fun if he had come with you? Probably not. Probably not? Because he's a shithead? Exactly.

Okay. Yeah. You'll see that some of the other people, when they choose their shitheads, they have a little bit more on their mind than just trying to take down a friend who probably won't even listen to this. If he didn't want to come see it live,

why would he even bother listen? This other gentleman wrote, people who don't write a shithead ahead of time are a shithead. Welcome! Well, no thank you. And presidents who aren't sure if Nazis are bad are a shithead.

Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you cause Doug loves movies.