Doug Loves Movies - Amy Miller, Billy Bonnell and "Mark Wahlberg" guest

Episode Date: February 15, 2018

Live from the American Comedy Company in Sweet Home San Diego, Doug welcomes Amy Miller, Billy Bonnell and "Mark Wahlberg" to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you... That's not the time, sir.

Coming to you once again from the American Comedy Company in Sweet Home San Diego. Oh! Sweet Home San Diego! Sweet Home San Diego! It's Wednesday, February 14th, 2018. Yeah. And this has become

the doing the show here every year for how many years now? Two years. It's a Valentine's tradition, you guys. And since it's Valentine's Day, I'd like to fall in love with some name tags.

Let me see what you got. Steve-O-Dead 2. That seems familiar. Oh, shit. Shart School Confidential. I saw that on the internet. Yeah, you posted that on the internet. Oh, there's a big minion with Douglas Movies tattooed on his face.

Despicable Jeremy. Good job. The ghost Doug Benson? Serenormal activity? Serenormal activity? Activity? Activity? A. Mary Kinseiko? That's a horrifying picture of me.

Thank you for that. Catch Me If You Dan, I like that. It's clean and simple. Sam Levine in the Leo DiCaprio role role and of course me filling in for tom hanks as the dogged detective well those are the ones i can see and they look terrific and uh thank you to everybody who brought a name tag and good luck being chosen you might win some stuff that comes in bags like this. Like this stuff right here. Doug plugs, this weekend,

I'm doing stand-up Saturday and Douglas movies on Sunday. Saturday is sold out, but come join us on Sunday for Douglas movies at Comedy Works in Denver at 420. And then Douglas movies returns to the improv in Tempe, Arizona on Saturday, February 24th,

at 420. And I return to Café Istanbul in New Orleans on Tuesday, March 6th. For all my dates and deets and links, oh my, go... go to DougLovesmovies.com That's Douglovesmovies.com

Yeah! Denver! From the corrections department, Robin Williams was not in Brazil. I slipped that one past myself. And no one else caught it. Oh, and I almost forgot. Doug Loves Movies is back here

for the annual Comic-Con show on Wednesday, July 18th. Tickets should be on sale now. I mean, you're... Wait and watch this show before you get your tickets, but you guys know what I'm talking about. And I'm excited about the three people that, none of these folks happen to be in San Diego,

although it is America's finest city. None of them were here for any reason. They all agreed to come down on Valentine's Day for my second annual Valentine's Day Douglas movies. So I'm very

excited to have all of them. Please give a big... Please give it up for... Amy Miller, Billy Bonnell, and Mark Wahlberg. I'm going to sit right next to you, like I always do. Hi, everybody.

Happy Valentine's Day. We don't have tables or anything? Yeah, that's a problem, right? It is a problem. Like a little stool would be fun. Yeah, I looked at it and I thought something didn't seem right. But, uh-oh, Billy's on the move. He's a former.

Oh, that's a pedestal. Perfect for a queen. Look at that. Oh, that's terrific. Thank you, Billy. Let's share it. That is nice. That's terrific. you Billy let's share it that is nice oh that's terrific

it's nice right Mark yeah I don't think he drinks but also he waits until I introduce him to start talking that's weird but let's say hello

to the lady in red Amy Miller is here, everybody. Thanks. It's my second annual Valentine's Day too, right? Wasn't I here? Were you here on the last Valentine's Day? I feel like I was. It might have happened.

So many holidays together, Doug. That might be the truth. Yeah, but I love him. Your boyfriend is what's going on? Dead. No, he has to work tomorrow, so he didn't come down.

I'm solo on Valentine's Day, but that's okay. He's great. He's really cute. I love you, Adam. He's very handsome, and he bought me nice gifts today, and he always eats me out, so shout out to Adam. Well, if he doesn't eat you out, there's a lot of pressure on him now. No, he does. I wouldn't just make that up.

That would be so weird. There's nothing worse than podcast pressure. So many people hear it. But thank you for coming down here under such conditions. You could have just stayed home with him. Thanks for having me. Well, I'm reigning champion right now.

Oh, that's right. She did win in Portland and wants to continue her reign, but we'll see what happens tonight. I won't. Because we just heard from him briefly a second ago. Billy Bonnell is here, everybody. Woo-hoo!

Woo-hoo! How's it going, dude? Pretty good. How are you doing, dude? I'm doing all right. Our energy is equally low. You guys look really festive. We were both just wearing black shirts. We did it.

Yeah, you never know when you might have to do some covert ops. So you want to keep at least the waist up. You want to keep it dark But how do you think you're going to do today Against these two, Billy? Oh, it's my third time doing this And I've never won So I'm going to try to keep that going

Alright, yeah So maybe if you see some of the audience that you hate For some reason, take their name tag Okay Teach them a lesson And see what happens. But man, just like a total pro here. He doesn't speak until spoken to.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Mark Wahlberg. How you guys doing? You doing good? Fucking A you are. What's up, San Diego? Hi, Amy. How are you? Sorry I couldn't talk. I didn't have my line. What's up, Mark? It's just a weird way to behave. You could have said something earlier. Maybe it's the best way to behave.

What's up, Doug? Hey, Mark. Hey, dude. Good to see you. Did you just do a line from the Disaster Artist? No, that's Hey, Doggy. I think he says, Hey, Mark. Oh, hey, Mark, you're right. Fucking A, dude.

All right, so Mark has one point. Fucking A. Let's do. It's all high, Mark. All right, so Mark has one point. Fucking A. Let's do this shit. No. Very early in the show, I'll just slipshot words that are movie titles into a sentence. I won't slapshot them.

I will slipshot them. Nice. I fucked up my own joke. Billy! Still here. I mean, Mark. We're talking to Mark. Mark, what are you doing

in San Diego? What's up? Dude, I'm going to be honest. I walked out of the Malibu place today. Just started swimming south. Got out of fucking San Diego. Saw you were doing a show. You know I love to make things better. So I showed up.

You're welcome. You look good in front of the American Eagle. You could have just stopped at good. The American Comedy Company Eagle. You guys look good together. Oh my God, you put me next to a flag, the flag cries. I don't know what that means. When you're a movie star, you will.

What's the flag crying about? I can't believe I'm fucking next to this dude. Literally. Okay. One more question, Mark, before we move on. You can ask as many as you want, my normal friend. Just one's good.

I was listening to your song, Good Vibrations. I was enjoying it. Fucking A, you were. But I got to wondering about the Funky Bunch. Okay. How many people were in the Funky Bunch, and can you name them? That would require me,

one, to have learned their name once. Two... I have a feeling you might not know their names. Two, at one point we had 17 members of the Funky Bunch. Whoa, that is a Funky Bunch. On average, we rolled with nine.

Seven are still alive. Okay. So what? Did that answer my question? I guess it did. All right. Thank you. You're welcome.

Let's check out the prize bag situation. I got my stuff. What do you, let's see what Amy's got. What did you bring for the prize bag? Well, I brought some Samoas.

That's the best goddamn Girl Scout cookie right there. They're delicious. No way to top that at all. And I made it all the way here without eating any. Got some socks with flamingos on them that say single and ready to flamingo. The notebook.

For Valentine's Day. And then this rose, which I got at a screening of The Room in Austin at Alamo Drafthouse. Oh, hi, Mark. What's up, Amy? That movie. And that was the line.

Not, hello, Mark. Or whatever Doug said. Here you go. Thank you, Amy. What a lovely contribution, and it's in the beautiful Valentine's bag. I think I topped everything. Not everything, but

I got a pretty good item here. It's pizza candy. It's in a little pizza box, but it's the entire slab of pizza in there is made completely of candy. There's a piece of candy that looks like egg for some reason. You always throw that on a pizza.

And then it also says in the fine print do not put in the oven or microwave. Mark, what have you got? It's Valentine's Day. Yes. A lot of you people are lonely. And I'm sure if you're like Donnie, you eat your emotions. So, I'm about to do something I have never done in my life.

I brought one, because it's your show, Doug, donuts. One donuts? No, one, because it's your show, Doug, donuts. One donuts? No, one, because it's your show, Doug, donuts. Two, there's three of them, and they are heart-shaped for Valentine's Day. That's nice. And I have never handed anyone carbs in my life. And I'm about to do it. So that's what I brought.

And you touched it, so that's nice. Oh, yeah, for sure. I touched all of them many times. I want them to be worth something. Do you have a Valentine mark? Yeah, my wife and my daughter asked me if I'd be a Valentine. My wife! My wife.

My wife. You gotta not say it, dude. Oh, okay. And my daughter asked me. You don't say it that often. No, it doesn't tend to come up. Usually if we're talking about my family, it's just one sad person.

You guys closing out already up here? You done? You taking off? For the podcast listener at home. You just want a tip before you forget? That has nothing to do with the show. It's a little crowd work.

You've been working the clubs too long. I see a guy closing his tab out at the beginning of the show and you're like, must react. I need to shut him down now. Say something about his bow tie. Thank you for pointing out that I work a lot, about his bow tie. Thank you for pointing out that I work a lot, Billy.

You do. Thank you. What? What's... Ooh! It's Valentine's Day. We all love each other. You look great. Great bow tie. Yeah, that bow tie makes me feel like he's an aspiring local weatherman. So I also brought for the prize bag a patch from the Golden Gate Pole Championship.

Yeah, I got to go to the pole championship and there's a patch from it. Yeah, the pole will be in the Olympics someday. Some guy gave me this shirt that says Crazy Horse Gentlemen's Club San Francisco. And he was like, I can't wear this and he was like I can't wear this. I was like who can?

And here's a hat with a pot leaf kind of thing on it and what do you have Billy? I forgot it was Valentine's Day so I don't have anything that's themed but I do have some stuff from my house. Dude, you gave of yourself and that's the, but I do have some stuff from my house. Dude, you gave of yourself,

and that's the most you can do on Valentine's. Yeah, I got a lot of Ghostbusters stuff, so I hope you guys like Ghostbusters. One coffee mug that kind of looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. One lady said, aw, so it's already working. So we got that. Would you mind, Mark?

Don't break it with your super strong hands. I touched this. Also, I have this jacket that's been in my closet. so we got that would you mind mark don't break it with your super strong touch this also i have this jacket that's been in my closet it's a ghostbusters bomber jacket what uh it's so small yeah yeah i can't fit into it so that's why i'm giving it away i outgrew it right when they gave it to me and also as a bonus that would just happened to be in the bag, Equilibrium on DVD. Fucking A, dude. Fucking A.

Doug, take that movie and watch that fucking movie. Yes, dude. You said, tell me a great movie you haven't fucking seen. I've told you for eight goddamn months to watch Equilibrium. You can't make me. Dude, it's how Christian Bale of Hague became fucking Batman, dude. Watch the fucking movie. That kid from Newsies can fight like a motherfucker.

I also didn't check to see if the movie was in there, so it might just be the box. Either way. But you can also have the bag. And it has my cat hair all over it, so. Okay, this seems like a cat crowd. Just get one of those lint rollers. It's free shit.

Don't complain, please. Gotta go buy a lint roller because I won some prizes. I'm not complaining, just talking through my agenda. I love that you called him a cat crowd. I hope that becomes a thing. Somebody's like,

dude, how was your set tonight? You know, pretty good. They were a cat crowd. I hope that becomes a thing. Somebody's like, dude, how was your set tonight? You know, pretty good. They were a cat crowd. I heavily rely on that at my stand-up shows. Nice. I don't rely on anything. I'm joking. I obviously rely on cardio.

So I also have this thing, this bong, this rubber bong. Very sensual rubber bong. How many of those do you have? They sent me about 50 of them, so I think I'm going to give one away on every episode for the entire year. You know, TSA hasn't said shit about it. You know, TSA hasn't said shit about it. So that's going in the bag. So all that's going to be somebody's.

But before we get to the game portion of the show, I always like to ask everybody a question. Amy, I just asked you this question a few days ago. I don't know if you've had time to see another movie. I watched one last night. What was the last movie you saw? I watched The Cloverfield Paradox last night. Oh, on your Netflix. You were really excited about it.

What happened? We can talk about it. Okay, let's talk about it. Not now, maybe later. Yeah, she did all her crowd work on Bowtie. I'm done. Yeah, I'm on my Netflix at my house. I'm done. Yeah, I'm on my Netflix at my house. I watched it

with my valentine. It was fine. What did you think of it? It was okay. It was more like gross horror than I expected. But I have a very low tolerance. So someone's like puking up worms. I'm not having a good time. I just like everyone in movies to be like hanging out,

you know, no stress. Oh, give us an example of a movie like that. Like what would be a good title for people to check out if they want a, uh, no stress, hanging out movie.

Days and confused or, you know, like you just, yeah, like empire. Their children are constantly or, you know, like just. Yeah, like Empire Records. Children are constantly being chased by men with paddles. That's true. In Days in Confused.

You know a good hanging out movie? My Dinner with Andre. Yes, they're literally just hanging out for seven hours. Yeah. With Wallace Shawn. Yeah, that's a good hanging out movie. Yeah, he sounds like you need those. Any.

What are those videos they call? ASMR. ASMR videos. Any Jim Jarmusch is very good for me you know have a coffee smoke a cig whatever talk wayne wang is that his name oh wow oh good i'm fired up uh i got names in there you know it was just stressful but it was was good. Maybe some John Sayles. Sure. I love that. I love that Chris O'Dowd. He's got a very sit-able face, and I like him.

I just saw him briefly, and I was flipping around and saw that moment from This Is 40, and he's in that, I guess. Oh, yeah, yeah. Bridesmaids. I don't know, So it was fine. Paradox. Okay. A little too violent

for your taste, but that's all you have to say about it. Yeah. Okay. Mark? I didn't finish it. Alright, now if anybody has seen this movie, don't give anything away. And I hope you have encouraged as many people as i have to see it i saw the wreck of the unbelievable on netflix has anybody else seen this movie

there's like oh my god why are you guys saying you got the name wrong what is it correct treasures treasures from the Wreck of the Unbelievable. The Wreck of the Unbelievable. It's on Netflix. Don't look up. Don't go into it as blind as possible and just fucking watch it. Okay, so we're not going to talk about it anymore. It's very good.

Just go watch it, you guys. It's a documentary, and it's very good. That's all we're going to say about it. I like when you let another man correct you, Mark. Hey, when it comes to movies, you got to fucking get it right. And that's what I do every fucking film. Just two names of guys that were in the funky bunch. There was Little Pete and Scratchy.

What was he so scratchy from? He had a drug problem. You know that deal where a person who has a drug problem scratches their face with the opposite side hand? So if it's a right side scratch,

they do a lot of this. That's a drug problem. For the listener at home, I did what I described. Maybe he had a cat. No, he had a major fucking drug problem. It's a cat crowd. I remember because I pulled Donnie aside and said, Donnie, that's rock bottom.

And Donnie said, thanks, Mark. Was there a big Pete? Just a little Pete. No, he was just a little fucker, so we call him Little Pete, or somebody did. Probably his probation officer, I don't know.

Billy? What's a funky bunch? What are you, not American? You really don't know what a funky bunch is? How can you say that in front of the American bald eagle? Am I American or the funky bunch part in front of the eagle? Currently, all of it. Do we have it, DJ?

Do you have it available? Good vibrations? It's just a good vibration. That's a song. This DJ is so fast. Sweet sensation. They were like the people who danced around me while I crushed it. The funky bunch is his whole crew, right?

Yeah. Come on, come on. Yeah, more of that. Can you do the whole rap? You must remember it, right? Right, when they danced around. I mean, I'm happy to sing it. Feel it twice.

If you've got 20 grand, I am happy to sing it. You also will have to pay me 10 grand for playing. Here we go. Yes! How about just a little ass flash? Wait, watch this. If you wait, people will start fucking. That is not happening at all, man.

Yes, it will fucking happen, dude. There will be a lot of enthusiastic consent and they will fuck each other. The house lights up. No, leave them down. Let people do what they want to fucking do. These people are fucking over here. Oh, no.

Look at that girl. She started fucking another girl. Oh, my God. You live your fucking life. Do what you want to fucking do. For the listener at home, this is really happening. I do see a lot of light fingering happening. Here it comes. It's about that time. A lot of face hitting going on.

To bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme. Here it comes. Fucking A, dude. And if you listen really close to the background, you can hear me making money every time you hear this fucking song. Oh, my God. You know what? It's okay. Let's be honest.

Safe place. Close your eyes if you want. Put your hands in the air if hearing this makes you want to work out right now. It's okay. See, look at these fucking people. A lot of hands. The people whose hands aren't up, they're liars. And fingering. Bowtie's got his hands up. Look at that. That dude just finished. Good job, dude. Now

keep going for her. For the musicians in the room, can we talk about how I sang it in exactly the right key? All of them. Bow tie nose. And I haven't heard it for years. Oh, it's so good. It was just in my body.

There's a long ass fade on this song. Very slow volume knob back there. Saw these people just nodding, being like, that is a great fucking song. Did everybody come? See? Good. I'm proud of you.

You really forget, and then it comes back, and then you're like, oh, yeah. America used to be so cool. Yeah. Yeah. And you know what? If you're in the 1%, it's still pretty fucking cool. There really isn't enough shirtless entertainment these days.

I can't even think of any really big ones. Magic Mike. Fucking A, girl. Amy fucking gets it. Or maybe I'm. Amy fucking gets it. Or maybe I'm the one who gets it. Amy knows it. Either way. Yeah, I like a couple of abs from time to time.

Oh, my God. I'm human. Every, like, once a week, I just get a text from CT. And he's like, thanks for paving the way, dude. I mean, CT as in CT from the Real World Road Rules Challenge. And Channing Tatum. They both send you the same message? Yeah.

CT, I'm like, you're welcome. Other CT, you'll be able to tell by response. I respond, how did you get this fucking number? And then CT from the Real World says thank you again. I know, it's kind of like we're spent, right? That song took it out of me, I'll tell you that. Did I ask you what movie you saw, Billy? Yeah, but I didn't answer because I got confused by the funky bunch,

but I'll tell you now if you'll still let me. Nope. We're out of time. What is it? What was the last movie you saw? I watched that romantic comedy when we first met, starring Adam Devine.

It came out on Netflix just two days ago. I watched it. Oh, okay. I saw the trailer for that. It looks kind of fun. Yeah, it's like a groundhog day type what yeah he goes back and reliving the same day yes but actually it's weirdly he gets to do it over on purpose yeah but then he gets to live that day and he skips three years in the future every time it's weird what yeah like a fucking butterfly effect thing yeah with that von dutch dude i don't think he's in it i only know one person that's in it because Yeah. Like a fucking butterfly effect thing? Yeah. With that Von Dutch dude?

I don't think he's in it. I only know one person that's in it because I was too high to read the credits. I like the girl that's in it. What's her name? Oh, you don't know. What's her name? The girl from Baywatch?

She's lovely. You don't even know. We don't know her name. She's great. Something Daddario. Abba Dababado. Yeah. What know her name. She's great. Something Daddario. Abba Da Babado. Yeah. What's her name?

Alexandra Daddario. Okay, let's do it. Last man standing. Alexandra Daddario. Yeah, no more audience yelling out. I asked, though. I know you did, but you know. It's a slippery slope.

Sorry, Doug. It's so slippy. Sorry, Doug. It's so slippy. Sorry, Doug. It's very slippery. Really slippy out there after that song. Don't shake anyone's hand when you get their name tags. I forget. Are you guys loud during the name tag selection,

or are you just quiet, just hoping to get picked? They seem pretty chill. Well, both. Yeah, it's a real cat crowd tonight. I'm not picking anyone who's not dressed for Valentine's Day, so I'm just putting that out there. Oh, interesting. I think then you'll select no one from what I could see.

How do you dress for Valentine's Day specifically? Pinks and reds, mix them up, look crazy. Paint your nails, whatever. Just try. There's a lot of crazy looking people in the cat car. And now Amy would like to sing Tomorrow. The sun will come out tomorrow. Come on, feel it, feel it.

That would be a fucking hit. That would be sweet. That would be a fucking hit. That would be sweet. That would be a fucking hit. Yeah, you're the pit bull of... Don't you dare finish that sentence. Alright, so everybody answered that question, right? Alright, good. Bert, turn it off.

Let the games begin! I never turn the lights on. Oh, that one has lights on it. All right, well, you guys pick your name tags. We're going to go to a brief commercial break. We'll be right back after these words. Hey, you guys, no ads this episode, so I'd like to take a moment to talk about Rosemont, Illinois,

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Back to the show. All right, we're back. And that was a pretty fun name tag picking ceremony. What happened to Amy? Okay, she's right there. Alright. Billy, who are you playing for?

A guy named Chad. He didn't try that hard and I wanted to pick him because everyone's not that creative and we all deserve a shot. It says Chad Boys. It's a pretty rough Photoshop of your face on, I believe, Martin Lawrence. Yeah, and you know not to read what's on the back of there, right? I do now.

Yeah. Close call. Yeah. And that's cool You picked that dude Mark I don't know what to say Cool Because of the person I am

I went with somebody Who put in maximum fucking effort Okay yes She did That's another good reason Another good reason To pick a new team You killed it

She made a fucking decision She committed to it She stuck with her Fucking game plan And she brought it And you know what If Donnie fucking did that Maybe things would be

Easier in my life So maybe I'm trying To help the change That I want to see In the fucking world I feel like you picked it For the Doritos mostly That would work

If you said it to literally anyone else. This is called The Passion of the Christa. That's how it makes sense. Is it Christa? Then this doesn't fucking work. But you know what? You gave it your all, and that's all that fucking matters. She put lights on it.

It has a battery. And she wore a red shirt. You got a red shirt on? Oh, yeah, she does. Big puns are hard. Battery packs way harder. There's a whole bunch of chocolate sticks, some Doritos, a picture of her looking super fucking sad.

What would you call this, Doug? This is like a party favor. Yeah, a little bit of fucking garland A little bit of garland at the top A garland This would be a pretty good wreath at a funeral It's a head wreath

Yeah, literally This could also double like at her memorial service someday But anyway, it's beautiful Hey, you guys Are we still talking about that? What? The Pockys say Pocky me on them. That's her way of getting you to pick her.

Oh, that's cute. Yeah. Have you used that before? Oh, okay. It's already signed on the back by you and shit. Oh. It means she's been to the show before, doesn't it? That's nice.

It doesn't mean it's been picked before. Yeah. What do you got there, Amy? Oh, I don't know why I went so far. I went all the way to the back and my guy's right in front. Bow tie. He's right there. Mr. Bow tie. Mr. Bow tie. Tipping early. And it says Despicable Jeremy

3. And it's got a really old head shot of mine when I had bangs and that's nice and so I'm playing for Jeremy yeah good thing you picked him it's a huge sign he was for sure going to leave if no one picked him

you're the most festively dressed in the room and I appreciate that next time you know what google image results newer headshot buddy haven't had bangs since 2013. I thought it was Emily Gordon. Do you mean Heller?

Either one. Sure. No, I meant Gordon, but yeah. No, that's a picture of me. Yeah. I figured it out. It's cute, right, Mark? It looks fucking great. Is that a picture of me. Yeah. I figured it out. It's cute, right, Mark? It looks fucking great.

Is that a picture of yourself? I like your old headshot. In a cartoon form, too? Is that you in cartoon form? Oh, that's great. Motherfucker went all out. You nailed it. I don't know why

I didn't pick you immediately. How much did that cost to get printed? I don't remember. Damn, that's how much money he's got. He's got bow tie money. I don't remember. I don't remember.

I remember every fucking dollar I've ever spent. And I need it all back real bad. Make this into a poster at any expense. All right. So congratulations for being chosen, all of you that were. Thank you to everybody else who tried. Join me again in July. Bring the same name tag.

I don't care. People like Billy have no criteria. They just pick something awful. I had a very specific criteria. And that was? It needed to be bad because everyone deserves a shot is what I said. Yeah. Not everyone's creative.

No, Chad was really selling himself out there. You got to. Oh, yeah. Chad went like this. Was Chad talking himself up? And then I made eye contact with him and he goes, it says Chad, boys. See? You win, dude he goes, it says Chad, boys. See? You win, dude.

Yeah, that's true. If you point out what it actually says on there, that gives you a leg up on the competition in case any of my guests are non-readers. It was very dark when I went out there. Whatever, man. It was very dark when I went out there. Whatever, man. All right, this first game we're going to start with is a little something called Purple Rain Man.

I'm going to name the third billed people in a movie mashup title. I named the people in order of what the mashup title would be like you know I mean Purple Rain Man would be the first build would be Prince and Tom Cruise

or Dustin Hoffman was probably top build sorry you get the idea I hope Mark do you get it? Or Dustin Hoffman was probably top billed. Sorry. You get the idea, I hope. Mark, do you get it? Fucking A, dude. That's all that matters, because you're just going to win.

Come on, man. All right. Do you understand this game, Amy? Yes, I do. I've played it before. All right. Well, that's, you know, I wish that all the guests would come on and understand games that they've played before. Doesn't always work out that way. All right.

So just, yeah, jump in with guests as often as you like. But you got to get both titles correct. both titles correct. Third billing in this movie mashup title would be David Hyde Pierce and Glendon Chatman.

I can't think of any reason why any of you would have even an educated guess. So to help move it along, I'm going to say second billing goes to Renee Zellweger

and Omar Epps. Yes, it's true, lady. No! No! Don't do that. Yes, it's true, lady. No. Don't do that. What do you think of that? Can we just chime in? I forget that part.

What? Just say it, yeah. Bridget Jones's Diary of a Madman. Ooh. Ooh. No. Okay. Nice try though, Mark.

You can still guess as often as you like. The audience is mumbling. First billing goes to... I guess she'd be top. Ewan McGregor and Sanaa Lathan. Sanaa Lathan. Sanaa Lathan. Ewan McGregor and Sana Lathan. Sana Lathan. Sana Lathan. Ewan McGregor.

Ewan McGregor. Sana Lathan. It would help if I knew one of the movies. Renee Zellweger and Omar Epps. David Hyde Pierce and Glendon Chapman. In. Pierce and Glendon Chapman in. Now I'm just going to start saying

words from the mashup title. That sounds good to me. Yeah, that sounds like a great idea. And we'll see who can get it. Down. With love, actually. Down. Down.

With. Love. Down with Love Jones. Love Jones. Down with love. And. Down with love and money. Down with love and money. Down with love and...

For the listener at home, I'm the only one trying. Down with love and sex. Down with love and basketball. Down with love and friendship. Down with love and basketball is correct. That's right. Mark Wahlberg. You just fucking stick with it, kids.

You just fucking stick with it. kids. You just fucking stick with it. Wow, that was a hard one. Fucking A, I can't repeat shit. Great job, Mark. Thank you. You're welcome. All right, so, yeah, I got you a note loud and clear, Amy, on the Portland show that the questions are too hard.

So that's always a great time to bring out a game called Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? I said they were too hard but I still won. That's what I'm saying. I was really hard. Why not make them easier and give somebody else a chance? If this game goes bad we're just going to

have to play the funkyunky Bunch for another 40 minutes while you dance, Mark. Gonna get to play, you mean. Yeah, I wouldn't mind that as a podcast. Just let's listen to the Funky Bunch. Do you guys have other songs? Oh, yeah.

Can you name one? Yeah, what's your favorite of the other singles? Give us those B-sides. What's that? Wild Side. Wild Side? That cover that you guys made. What's that?

Anything else? No, most of them I just read off prompter. All right, so this game starts with Mark, and then we'll go to Billy and then to Amy. And, you know, I'll just say the tagline from a movie, and you have to tell me what movie you think it's from. You got it, Ted. You ready?

Yeah. Mark Wahlberg. What movie has the tagline, collide with destiny? Oh, shit. Roll Bounce. Roll Bounce is a terrific guess. Oh, I got it.

Fuck. It's not correct. All right. Billy, what do you think it is? Collide with Destiny. Yeah. Lost in Space.

Oh, that's kind of a fun guess. Amy? Deep Impact. Oh, another really terrific guess. Can I go again? This is kind of odd. No, you can't go again. For fun, you can, Mark.

Yeah, Serendipity. No. Damn it. Sliding Doors. Okay, stop this nonsense. This is madness. No, the answer, Collide with Destiny,

Titanic. That was their destiny? That is like way too cheeky for It's horrible Fucking Titanic Like, oh shit Look out, look out lovers Here comes destiny in your face A lot of people don't know

Destiny was the name of the iceberg. Well, they should have gone with I'm on top of the... Ouch! He didn't say ouch when he was drowning, though, did he? I'm on top of the... Glug, glug, glug.

Anyway, he could have fit on that door totally. So that's my Valentine's Day message to everybody. Just let Leo up on the door. They proved it somewhere on the internet. Maybe he didn't want to. No one got that one, but let's try the next one. See how we do.

Starting with Mark again. What movie has a tagline, No one got that one, but let's try the next one. See how we do. Starting with Mark again. What movie has a tagline The show must go on. One person clapping in the back about shows continuing to go on. Whose turn is it? It's Mark's turn. The Greatest Showman?

No, but that's an answer. Which in this game is pretty good because it's not easy. It's all the movies. Yeah, what are movies? This is no time to get existential. I did the wrong podcast. I've been really into plays lately.

What's that movie called? Oh, my God. About the dogs? The show? Oh, Hotel for Dogs? Best in Show? Dog Show for Dogs. Best in show. Dog show. Is it best in show?

No. Shit. I had to look at it again. Show must go on. I think that it is Moulin Rouge. And you'd be correct. Nice. Fucking A.

One of my favorite Valentine's movies of all time. But don't forget to put an exclamation point on it. It's Moulin Rouge! Yeah, just like, Mother! Come what may. You know, right, ladies? Alright, so Amy's on the board with a

point for Moulin Rouge. Yeah, you know, the lead actress dies, the show must go on. Well, whoring ain't easy, you know. Mark? I didn't need

his approval for your laughter, by the way, but I should take you on the road. That's a good one. You're allowed. Fuck you guys. Mark, what movie had the tagline love is a force of nature? Love is a force

of nature. Sure. Six days, seven nights? Now, I know this show has enough rules, but if anybody mentions a movie that has Anne Heche in it, they're immediately eliminated.

I got two more workouts to get in tonight, so that's fine with me. No, please stick around. I was only joking. But no, incorrect. Billy? Is it Chad Boys? Because that's the only movie I know.

Okay, another rule that you didn't know about. You just walked right into it. No jokey answers. This is a serious competition. Okay. But is that your real answer? No. I'll try... What was the quote again? Not that it's gonna... It's like, could you use it in a sentence?

Love is a force of nature If you're a bad boys Love is a force of nature What's a romantic movie? Jerry Maguire Isn't that kind of romantic? Kind of It's very romantic

I once again feel like I know the answer After I'm out We'll see when we get back to you Amy Very romantic. I once again feel like I know the answer after I'm out. Oh, well, we'll see when we get back to you. Amy? Amy's got it. I'm going to say... You're running away with this thing. Volcano.

And heesh! Did you think I said lava is the force of nature? Yeah. Okay, so back to you, Mark, just to prove that you know it. Is it forces of nature? No. I try not to be that obvious, usually.

No, love is a force of nature was one of the taglines for a motion picture called Brokeback Mountain Oh It's a great fucking movie Wow And I've watched that a bunch of times Yeah, well, you should have noticed that Love is a Force of Nature

I wasn't focusing on the dialogue I understand we probably don't have time, Doug, but what's your favorite rom-com? Speaking of, it's Valentine's Day My favorite rom-com? Yeah Holy shit Well, I think I even called it your favorite rom-com? Speaking of Valentine's Day. My favorite rom-com? Yeah. Holy shit. Well, I think I even called it the perfect rom-com,

now available on demand and whatnot. And I mentioned Emily Gordon earlier, our friend Kumail Nanjiani's movie, The Big Sick. That's fucking good. So good. Yeah, I'd say anybody that isn't cool enough to be in a basement with

us in front of a very American eagle should be watching that movie tonight it's a very it would be a very nice

Valentine's treat because then after it's over you could turn to each other and go would you leave your parents

and your religion for me would you wait for me to come out of a coma? These are really important questions for couples to ask each other. Like on a first date. Yeah, first date on Valentine's. Let's watch The Big Sick. Let's really dig in.

Let's talk. Ask that question pre-bread being dropped at the table. Oh, you order bread? Fuck no, but they try to bring it. I'm like, are you trying to kill me? Get the fuck out of here. My boyfriend won't watch that movie, The Big Sick. He doesn't like to think about me getting sick.

Oh. Isn't that gross? What? No, it's not gross. It's sweet and gross. Yeah, but what's he do to you? Don't watch it if you care about your girlfriend potentially dying. Otherwise, watch it.

All right. I don't know if any of us are... I don't know who's on board with any of that, but... Like three people. Yeah, there's some folks that got what was going on there. It's sad. But let's try another one, starting with Mark again. What movie had the tagline,

he doesn't make sense, she doesn't make sense, together, they make sense. When Harry met Sally? Oh, no. Good guess, though, Billy. Thanks, buddy. I feel like you were doing a Steve Martin impression, so I'm just going to guess the jerk.

It felt like you were doing that, but I don't know. Were you doing an impression? No, I mean, I guess sort of like an excited movie voice or something. But I don't know, like a voiceover. So I'm wrong. Huh? Oh, you're wrong. Amy? I'm going to guess

Benny and June. Whoa, that is, you know what? That is a pretty good guess. Thank you. No. Incorrect. This was a tough one, I'm going to admit. It's a motion picture that it gets me every time

it makes me cry so I don't watch it so by every time I mean the time I thought about watching it untamed heart oh god who's seen that? I could cry thinking about it.

Yes, it is fucking rough. Caroline. He's got a baboon heart. Okay, good. It's crushing. Yeah, that's what it was originally called, a baboon's heart. And they went,

let's try to soften this for people. They call it an untamed heart because, you know, baboon. Baboons. I'm so glad baboons can't listen to this and be offended. Not yet. Oh, shit.

Really good movie. Alright. One more? You want to do one more of these? Yeah, dude. We're crushing it. Everyone's loving it. Okay, I hope... Is anyone noticing a theme that's emerging at all?

Nope. Okay. Mark, they're young, they're in love, and they kill people. Natural born killers. They're young, they're in love, and they kill people. Natural born killers. They're young, they're in love, and they kill people. See, it's perfect for natural born killers. Not the answer.

Billy? Ooh. What? It describes it perfectly. Thelma and Louise. Yeah, see? They were young. They were in. They were

in love. I think so. I think they were. They didn't even kill people, did they? They didn't show it in the movie, but I know that they did. Not on purpose. Yeah, not on purpose. Not on purpose. Alright.

They were pretty old, though. Alright. Did everybody get to guess? No, I didn't guess yet. They were pretty old though Alright Did everybody get to guess? No I didn't guess yet Okay Amy But I don't feel like this is right Because it doesn't fit the theme Oh god

Because I was going to say Badlands Or California with a K But neither of those are right. They're young, they're in love, and they kill people. Okay. Are you going to guess? I'd like to try.

Can I try? Yeah, dude, go for it, Doug. I'd like to guess. Do it. May I? Fucking guess. Dude, it's your show. That's for Bonnie and Clyde.

Oh, good fucking guess. But no, you're wrong. Fuck. That wasn't it. No, it's right. No, Twilight. That was Twilight. We picked all the other murder couples.

That's the closest I've been, man. Miss the original. Yeah, you were close. That was the closest I'll ever get. Yeah, it's all romances destroyed by death was the theme. Jesus. Yeah.

Happy Valentine's Day. I mean, at least Bonnie and Cloud went out together, at least. Everybody else left somebody behind and sad I should have put Butch Cassidy and Sundance Kidd in here And they died together at the end I assume It's a hail of gunfire and a freeze frame So you never know

They could meet Tony Soprano in the diner Spoiler alert If I was in that movie, you would know. Well, yeah, you don't die much in movies. It was a freeze frame at the end of Thelma and Louise too, right? It just pauses. Yeah, you don't know what happens when they get to the bottom

of Grand Canyon. They might do a nice, nifty tuck and roll. A fucking tuck and roll that shit. One of them had a parachute for sure. Yeah, they have a parachute car. Yep, they fucking tuck and roll that shit. One of them had a parachute for sure. Yeah, they have a parachute car.

And they eat each other out. Before or on the way down? Whenever. Whenever they feel like it, man. Raise your hand if you're confident in knowing which actress played Thelma and which one played Louise. Not confident, no. Only Mark. Yeah, it's tough. I think Thelma was Susan Sarandon and Louise was Geena Davis.

Oh, I thought the opposite. I don't know if I'm right. Mark? I believe that Geena Davis is Thelma and Susan Sarandon is Louise. Okay. Also, just so you know, for the record, ever, for as long as we know each other, if you ask a question that involves whether or not I'm confident, the answer is yes.

Subject does not matter. Well, Amy won that last game Way to go Amy Somehow We don't know how So Amy you get to go first In this next game

Where going first Isn't necessarily an advantage Oh good So congratulations on that And It's a little game that we call, at least now we call it, the Bennington Tom Brady game. Oh, no. Yeah, ask me why Tom Brady's name got in there.

Why did Tom Brady's name get in there? Because it's perfect. No, I thought you might have an opinion on that, Mark. name got in there. Why did Tom Brady's name get in there? Because it's perfect. No. I thought you might have an opinion on that, Mark, but no. His name is in there because when you play this game, you have to adjust for inflation. You motherfucker.

You fucking do that to me like that? You lost, man. I thought of this before the last show and saved it for this one. Son of a bitch. Just to say it in front of you. And Ron Bennington would also love that joke. Yeah.

It's the Bennington-Tom Brady game from now on. Or until I change my mind. But basically, we'll start with Amy and then flip the order around. So it'll go Mark and then Billy. And I'll just ask.

I'll name an actor or actress. You have to name a movie you think is in their top three of all time after adjusting for inflation, according to boxofficemojo.com. Okay. for inflation according to box office mojo.com okay and you get three points for a number one and two for two and one for three burp a little burp

who's going first Amy yeah I do need to grow up Who do I say is going first, Amy? Yeah. Yeah. I do need to grow up. All right. Amy. Yes. What's in the top three?

Hopefully number one, you want to shoot for the top. Films of Mr. Patrick Swayze. Oh. Okay.ze. Oh. Okay. P.S. I love him. I'm going to go with Point Break, Doug. You're going Point Break.

Jeremy feels good about it. Bowtie is nodding. She says Point Break there, Mark. What do you think it is? Thank you, Amy. It's fucking Ghost, dude. Ditto. Ditto all day.

Sounds like maybe that's a role you might covet a little bit. You would like to have played that part. Ghost? Yeah. Yeah, I think I could have played that part? Ghost? Yeah. Yeah, I think I could have played Demi's role. No problem. Alright, Billy? Does box office mean when it was released in the theaters or just a total gross?

It means everything it's made. Ever. Theatrically. Everywhere. No, not worldwide, just domestic. Not worldwide, just domestic. Just domestic? Yeah. I guess I could just...

I'll guess Roadhouse. But I was thinking maybe... You were thinking Black Dog? You were thinking Black Dog. Donnie Darko. Stop saying movies. Oh, I thought it was one, two, three. I thought it was three guesses. That's it.

Yeah, we're done with guesses. Okay, sorry, Billy. Everybody's locked in. But what was the first one you said? Roadhouse. I said Roadhouse. Okay, that's your committed to Roadhouse. Yes, sir. All right. We left a big one on the table. All right. Well, Patrick Swayze's top three are

coming in at number four. Black Dog. Just for, just so you know. Point Break. Thank you. Yeah, just missed. Coming in at

number three, oddly enough, Red Dawn. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, the original Red Dawn. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, the original Red Dawn. Number two, Dirty Dancing. It's a great movie about abortion. Everyone,

everyone biting their tongues because they all knew Dirty Dancing. I think it's a great movie about how you should respect your waitstaff. Give them a hand. It's fun to get. I just wanted them to applaud. I think it's important for

child safety because of baby in corners. They'll suffocate. Yeah, things can happen to a baby in a corner, so don't put baby there. Even if it's boss baby. Treat boss baby as you would any baby. But he is the boss.

Okay, so did anybody get any points for that? Oh, Mr. Fancy got three points, yeah. Who did? Who's Mr. Fancy got three points. Yeah. Who did? Who's Mr. Fancy? Obviously, Billy is Mr. Fancy. Number one, Patrick Swayze movie is Ghost. Okay, dude. Murderer, murderer, murderer.

How did I live dirty dancing on the table man yeah I know I'm ashamed that's a tough one but what are you gonna do didn't know what funky bunch was

don't know what dirt that was a softball right to me and I missed it I never danced alright Mark gets to go first on this next one

then we're off to Billy and Amy and Mark yes doc the films of Shailene Woodley Billy and Amy. And Mark. Yes, Doc. The films of Shailene Woodley. Come on. Yeah.

Exact title, of course, as always. So that's tricky in the films of Shailene Woodley. Is that the girl from Big Little Lies? It sure is. God damn, that's a good fucking show. Yeah. Season two on the way. What Little Lies? It sure is. God damn, that's a good fucking show. Yeah. Season two on the way. What, more lies?

Yep. With Meryl Streep. Big and little. Wow. Yeah, Meryl Streep's coming to town. Cher, I think. Really? No.

Cher's coming to town with Meryl Streep and Mamma Mia. The Mamma Mia trailer, Cher walks in at the end and goes, I'm a hundred. I love Twitter. Shailene fucking Woodley. She tweets a lot. What's happening?

Whose turn is it? What's going on? It's mine. Do we get points if one of us knows a movie that Shailene Woodley is in? Well, I mean, you know, if you've heard of it, maybe it's in her top three.

I know a movie she was in. I know who stars in that fucking movie with her. I know I turned this movie down. Holy shit. Which part would you have played? The one Kate Winslet's role Oh I know what you're talking about now

Yeah Fuck That's alright You're way out in the lead with three points What'd you do Shaywood? What'd you fucking do? Are you summoning the spirit of a living person? Yeah, I'm just going to fucking say this name wrong, but...

Damn it all. You'll tell me what I was thinking of when I'm done, right? Probably. Okay. Fuck it. Deception? It's close, though, right? Yeah, I know.

Even when I'm wrong, I'm fucking right. All right, Billy. If I think of it before you say it. I got to go with Dirty Dancing, Doug. She could have been in the reboot. It's a possibility. Amy? Default? I mean, I have

nothing either. You might as well just stick with Mark. Default? I'm so close, right? No. Is it Defiance? No, stop asking. Stop asking the audience. No, I was asking you. I'm not gonna tell you yet. I know, but you think I would talk to normal people audience. No, I was asking you. Because they will tell you. I'm not going to tell you yet.

I know, but you think I would talk to normal people? I mean, I'll tell you. Well, normal people don't wear bow ties like that, dude. Coming in. Sorry, Jeremy. Defcon. Number three. Number three is The Fault in Our Stars.

No shit. She is in that fucking movie? Yeah. I thought of that one too. Number two from the Divergent series. There it is. Insurgent.

And then number one Divergent. Yeah. Yeah. I finally figured out who the actress is. Did you do The Fault in Our Stars because of Love and Death? You know, Amy, when a theme presents itself... Fuck.

Okay. You are there to greet it. Okay, here I am. I'm showing up now. Okay. I just showed up. Here we go. Please be easy.

Who goes first this time? Billy? Billy goes first this time. You got this, B. Okay, hit me. Oh, not Mark. Show me your abs though. What's that? Okay.

The films of Tobey Maguire. Spider-Man. Good job. That's your final answer, Spider-Man? Yes, sir. All right, Amy? I'm going to say Cider House Rules.

He likes it. I always like to think that that movie is called that because it's such an awesome Cider House. Yeah, they should have put an exclamation point on the end of that. He'd be like, Cider House Rules. Good. They got apple ciders, pear ciders. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a good gluten-free joint.

Lager house blows. Roadhouse rules. Now we're just saying stuff. Yep. Nah, it worked. I got up to seven laughs. Now we're just saying stuff Nah it worked What's your pick for Tobey Maguire Mark? Spider-Man 2 Okay he's going Spider-Man 2

That's a good pull I should have started there So coming in at number 5 The Great Gatsby I thought it was mine Yeah no that Ties into the death romance And death theme

Number three for Toby Spider-Man 3 Yeah His number one Were three points For Billy Spider-Man It had to be easy.

But at number two, for two points, bringing his grand total to five points, it's Spider-Man 2. Mark Wahlberg is our winner. What's up, Krista? I got you, girl. You fucking put the work in, and you get rewarded. I got you, girl. You fucking put the work in, and you get rewarded.

I actually said Spider House rules. That was the fourth one. That'd be dope, too. Full title. They could still use that, you know? I think you got a little bit of money coming to you for that one. It's there for the taking, man. I think it's going to be taken.

You guys want to play one more round just for funsies? Yeah, sure. As long as you give me an easy one again. But Mark is definitely the winner. Where's the person you were playing for, Mark? She's right over here looking like a fucking winner. Sorry, Chad. Sorry, Bowt She's right over here, looking like a fucking winner. Sorry, Chad. Sorry, Bowtie.

You're welcome, Krista. There's like three bags of stuff here for you if you want, you know, whenever it's convenient for you to come get it. Yeah, you put on those single and ready to flamingo socks tonight so people know what's up. You could throw those donuts at people on the way up the stairs. In a really cool jacket.

We just wanted to remind her. That felt rehearsed. Holy shit. What's in the bag? We'll recap it now. Let's take a look one more time at what those prizes are. What did she win? A candy that looks like pizza.

Remember to put it in the oven. A bong that looks like candy! And don't worry, TSA seems to not give a fuck. Yeah, I get through that metal detector and it doesn't go off. I'm like, TSE. Yay. All right, so Amy, start us off.

Okay. This is just for funsies, though, right? This is fun. That doesn't change anything. For the love of the game. All the prizes are going to the lady who can't get to the prizes right now. It's this crowded club. Crowded

underground club. The films of Jake Gyllenhaal. What guy yells out Prince of Persia? Shut up. Dude, are you fucking filming me right now? No.

Nope. Turn it off. I talked to your agent, dude. Turn that fucking shit off, dude. I'll pay the money. How much? Oh, you do? Oh, you got the fucking money?

Yeah. Okay, I don't know if you know, but I usually take about a million and a half, and that's for a fucking reshoot, dude. All right, turning it off. Turning it off. It's off. It's erased. No, don't erase it, dude.

Don't erase it. Alright, so Jake Gyllenhaal. Did you do this because I constantly confuse Tobey Maguire and Jake Jalen Hall? Night crawler. Okay. Got one guy clapping for you.

Thank you. I think he's just rooting for you in general. That is Jake Jalen Hall though, right? Oh yes, he is in that. He is. Crawling all over the night. I think he's just rooting for you in general. That is Jake Gyllenhaal though, right? Oh yes, he is in that. Fuck yeah. He is. Crawling all over the night. The night crawler. Mark. JG.

I would go with October Sky. Okay, interesting. Billy! I just like that there's a chance to say Donnie Darko again, but... Do you like the guy at Price is Right just got up and said 420 every time and didn't advance

but boy did he have a good laugh for himself and his buddies I'm just trying to think of a blockbuster but I can only think of let's just say Brokeback Mountain That's a big movie right? I mean I made it at least like $30,000. Love is a force of nature.

Well, Jake's a tough one because his number one is that disaster film Day After Tomorrow. Where they run from colds. Where they run from fucking cold. Yeah, well, you know, hey, the cold's coming. Let's go over where it's not. And then,

number two, he was a young, he was a child in the motion picture City Slickers. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah, some call it a cameo

or it doesn't count because we didn't know him yet, but that's his number two. And then then number three after adjusting for inflation, Baroque Back Mountain. Way to go, dude. Double winner.

Yeah. I feel like I should give Chad something. Chad, you want the rest of this Bud Light, dude? We're winners together, friend. Chad Boys for life. Chad Boys sounds like the worst political organization. I'll just tell you, I'm really fucking worried about these Chad Boys. Could you pass the Chad boys poster down to me?

Like, would you be surprised if in the next... And I will read what's on the back as a consolation prize. If in the next Purge there's a group of people called the Chad boys. Well, since you said Chad boys is a political organization, this ought to make sense. Um, what? I thought you were about to read the back.

No, we're going to do plugs. Who's got plugs? Okay, seriously. I'll go. Season 9 of Wahlburgers premieres April 3rd. So fucking check that out. Bicentennial Man will be out later on this year. And if anybody here is from the Academy, it's not too late. All the money in the world, best supporting actor, Mark Wahlberg.

Trying to do a writing. It's definitely too late. It's never too fucking late, dude. Last year, they fucking changed the winner during the show. That was just a mix-up. Was it a fucking mix-up, too? It was predetermined. Was it predetermined?

So who fucking knows? So now, no matter what category it is, you're going to be hoping they're just going to open it up and say your movie. Yeah, why wouldn't they? Because it could just happen in any... It could happen in any fucking movie. You don't even have to be nominated anymore. You don't even have to be nominated

anymore. You don't even have to be fucking nominated. I love it. Good luck. I got a plug. Yes, Amy Miller. If you're in the Los Angeles area, Monday, February 19th at the Hollywood Improv will be my monthly show, Two Doors Down. Also, listen to my podcast

Who's Your God? Also, oh, thank you. My God's Mark Wahlberg. Oh, God. Don't say that to him. Got dates coming up in Austin, Seattle, all kinds of places. Go to amymillercomedy.com

and that's it. Thank you. Can I leave now? Oh, and Amy's got merchandise to sell you guys tonight. I'm going to be selling my record, Solid Gold, and also CDs at the front. Or you can just say hi, whatever. But prefer if you buy. Thank you.

Do the old hi. Happy Valentine's Day. Do the old hi and bye with Amy on your way out. Thank you. Do the old hi. Happy Valentine's Day. Do the old hi and bye with Amy on your way out. Thank you, Amy Miller. Billy, did I skip you on the plugs thing? Yeah, what are your plugs, dude? I'll be at Cobb's Comedy Club in San Francisco on February 25th. Please come to that.

If this doesn't come out and you don't hear about that, just follow me on Twitter. I need the help. At Billy Bonnell. B-O-N-N-E-L-L. I don't have anything to sell, but you can Venmo me whatever you want. Thank you so much.

Billy Bonnell, everybody. One more time, just hanging out, chilling out here with me. Always the last to fucking be there, everybody. One more time. Just hanging out, chilling out here with me. Always the last to fucking be there, dude. The fucking lone survivor. Hey, do you want to help

get the prizes to the person you were playing for? Yeah, that's cool. I'll do it, girl. I got you. Yeah, do that. Yeah, right now.

You haven't said my name yet. Mark Wahlberg everybody there we go dude that was so much fun thank you American Comedy Company Yay! That was so much fun. Thank you, American Comedy Company. Thank you all of you guys for coming out. Like I said, we'll do one,

we'll do a show first night at Comic-Con on Wednesday, July, whatever that is. And we'll call it an 18. All right. I got to be sure that it's at least 18. Stupid. You guys are awesome. Thank you for coming in, as always.

Thank you. Oh, yeah. Thank you for coming in, as always. Thank you. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Wait, this one confuses me, so I'm going to say it first. The guy who asked me out for Valentine's Day but didn't plan anything is a shithead.

but didn't plan anything is a shithead. But how did you end up here if there were no plans? This was the better option. This was the, oh, it's you. It's fucking bow tie. Well, great job coming here instead. I appreciate it. And cue the music.

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