Doug Loves Movies - Amy Miller, Bri Pruett and Sara Weinshenk guest

Episode Date: January 7, 2020

Live from the Improv in Brea, Doug welcomes Amy Miller, Bri Pruett and Sara Weinshenk to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Dear Brea Improv, I'm sorry I didn't notice this when I was up here earlier, but can I have one microphone stand because I need to do some hands-free stuff up here. I came out, I looked at everything, I was like, this is perfect, great job. But there wasn't a microphone in my spot yet,

so I didn't ask for a mic stand, because why would you need a mic stand when there isn't even a mic yet? Yeah, so is one flying in? One's coming in. Okay, cool. It kind of felt like nobody was going to do anything. I was just going to hang out up here.

There it is. Thank you so much. What's your name? I'm John. Hey, John. Good job. Thank you for the mic stand. This is now the rest of the show is going to go off without a hitch.

Oh, fuck. This is one tight mic stand. See, this is why you have to get here early and work all this shit out. I got here at around 2. And this is, of course, a 3.30 show. And that wasn't early enough

to avoid this happening. Let's see if I sit down, Olivia. Oh, it's high enough. Okay, that'll work. It's Saturday, January 4, 2020. Yeah, we did it. Yeah, we did it And we are at the Beautiful Brea Improv

In Brea, California And I know you guys brought Some awesome name tags Wait Now hang on a second What the shit is this? You see that guy right behind you?

All that work he put into some Star Wars nonsense? This lady over here is Love Actual Lisa. This is some real effort these people are making. And then you went to some sort of event where they gave you a name tag on a

lanyard and it says Johnner, Long Beach, California. Your name is Johnner? Yeah. Why do you have a name tag with a rope on it that says that? So everyone can know my name. So everyone will know your name. At like a particular event it that says that? So everyone can know my name? So everyone will know your name. At like a particular event or just in life?

Yeah, at an event. An event. What was this event, can you say? Board game convention. A board game convention? Okay, I'm going to hang on to this. I'm going to, John, today's an intervention. You're no longer going to board game conventions.

You're going to eat your pretzel sticks with some beer sauce cheese, and you're going to enjoy them, and you're going to start a new life after today. Board game convention. All right, well, we'll see if anybody picks that to play on your behalf. I don't feel strongly for you. I don't feel like it's likely when people make, you know,

when Love Actualisa makes all that effort. Yeah, exactly. But there's not a lot of name tags, so we'll see how you do, John. Could happen. Doug plugs. Doug Loves Movies is back in Los Angeles at the UCB Franklin on Tuesday

January 14th and there are two big shows in San Francisco as part of the SF Sketch Fest on Saturday January 18th at 420 at the beautiful Castro Theater it's the Benson movie interruption of Fast and Furious Presents

Hobbs and Shaw. Yeah, can't wait to see them try to fit that on the marquee. And on Sunday, Doug Loves Movies is back at the Gateway Theater in San Francisco at 4.20. For all my dates and deets and links, go

to DougLovesMovies.com go to Douglovesmovies.com. That's Douglovesmovies.com. Yeah! Ka-ka! Wallet! Shh! That's it. I like that wallet.

There was like zero anger in that wallet. It was just like, wallet! Wallet! But thank you for that prize bag look at this i got a uh i think i actually stole this one from my girlfriend but it's a tote bag that says frozen on it because we got these when we saw the touring company of the Frozen Broadway musical at the Pantages Theater in Los Angeles. And inside this beautiful tote, I've got a gift bag from our friends at Speedweed.

So, yeah, I'm not going to get into what's in there, but there's some fun stuff in there. And a Doug Loves Movies T-shirt. And, oh, this is cool somebody sent me a bunch of stuff from you know harry and david it's like you know you could send people a bunch of snacks through the mail that i don't know how they don't get all melted and contaminated uh but apparently they seal it up nice and it works so So here's a big block of fudge. Yeah, I know, right?

It's just daunting to look at. I was just like, I'm either going to use this to hold the door open. It's either going to be a doorstop or I'm going to pass it along to somebody else. That's just too much fudge. And I was just in Austin, Texas. I did a show there at Cap City Comedy. And so I grabbed a copy of Austin Monthly. And this particular issue features the 40 top bars in Austin.

Yeah. So this one guy over here is very excited about the potentiality of owning that magazine. And if someone does not win, if someone does not match the name I chose in advance for Last Woman Stanton today, they will win the Doug Benson pin. But if they don't win it, it goes in the bag. So it's probably going to go in the bag. Because what are the odds that of all the actresses in the world,

someone's going to match with me today the one actress's name that I wrote down and put into my wallet? We'll find out. We'll leave it there for now. Are you guys ready to meet our guests today? I'm very excited. One of these, well, you'll see when we get them out

here. We'll talk about all the specifics. Please give it up for Sarah Weinshank, Brie Pruitt, and Amy Miller. Come on out, ladies. Welcome to the show. Hello, Doug and you guys.

What's up? I made sure we had stools there for your beverages. Okay, you're good. These are the nicest chairs I've ever been in on your show. Yeah, usually they just throw whatever stools they have onto the stage, but these ones, they have a nice back, feels like a nice lumbar support. Good for big earbuds. I'm into it. Let's meet my guests individually. Starting with first time guest, Sarah Weinshank is here, everybody. What up?

How's it going, Sarah? Good. I'm super excited to be here at 3.30 in the beautiful city of Brea. Yeah, it really is all coming together for us. It's like it doesn't get any more glamorous than this. The Golden Globes are tomorrow, many miles from here. than this. The Golden Globes are tomorrow, many miles from here. And we're just down here celebrating

movies in the purest possible way. Now, I know we've been friends for a while, Sarah, and you've never been on Doug Loves Movies. You've been on Getting Doug With High a few times, and I've done all of your many podcasts. Yes. But I think the reason we've avoided

this day is because you don't feel like you're much of a movie trivia person. No, I'm not a movie trivia person, but I'm a fun girl and I'm here for fun. Yeah, see that's, you know, ultimately that's what we really want. We coached her backstage.

Just to have fun. Is that what you told her? Yeah, just tell them you're a fun girl. Just have fun. Well, now I'm convinced. Previously, I thought you were very serious-minded. But now I know you're fun. And I think we'll have a good time today, regardless of your movie knowledge.

I can't wait. All the time, people from the audience come up to play games at my shows, and they're all terrible. Everybody's terrible at it. So you don't have to feel bad at all. I feel confident in my lack of movie knowledge. I've tried to put together

some games today that reward not knowing anything. Like the person who knows the least is probably going to win today. Yes. That's not true. Alright. Also joining us is Brie Pruitt, everybody. I know some stuff about movies,

but sometimes that stuff blends with other stuff, and I don't remember what's what. Yeah, movie trivia is not important, so you only remember the stuff you want to remember. I'm like, is that a Paul Rudd movie or is that the Pythagorean theorem? You know, it all blends in the same

pot of knowledge in my brain. Pot's a hell of a drug. Oh, so you're saying that you think weed hampers your triviological abilities? I think weed puts iters your triviological abilities? I think weed puts it all on a very level playing field. All

things seem as important. I'm like, oh, Amy's birthday was a few days ago. Oh, Alan Tudyk is a person. You know? Same kind of value to both of those facts.

She didn't text anybody about either thing. Sorry. I'm just excited it's early in the day for Two Dicks, but we heard it. We heard you say it. Good old Two Dicks. That guy,

he was on this show once, and I like him very much, But maybe he doesn't like That I call him two dicks You don't think so? I don't think he likes it But Better than one? I don't know

Right? It's a compliment It's a compliment But Some people don't understand That word is tricky One dick's enough Is that a movie?

That's what I said about booking this show today. Yeah. Hey. And also joining us, one of your favorite guests of all time, it's Amy Miller. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Do you have anything to say?

Do I look any older or anything? Why, did you just have a birthday? Yes When? December 31st Oh, okay Congratulations That's not what you say

Happy birthday Thank you, Doug Why didn't I catch it day of? Did I say happy birthday day of? I said it the day after, I think, on social media. Oh, yes, you did say it on Twitter. Oh, okay, that's good. I like it public.

Yeah. Thank you. Well, this is semi-public. It's not as public as Twitter, but some people listen to this. And yeah, happy birthday. Thank you. You did it. Is that a fucked up birthday? The New Year's Eve birthday? It's fine now. It was fucked up

when I was a kid because my family would just go out and leave me with a babysitter. Yeah. But now it's fine because people are on a real party train. Christmas to New Year's. You can do a party on the 27th or whatever and people are like, oh, I've been drunk for two

weeks. Let's do it. It was fine. Well, now that I'm a comic, I'm usually working, so that's good. Yeah, you're having a working birthday. Greg Proops. Yeah, it was fun. It's fine. I don't know.

You were with Proops in San Francisco? Yes, for New Year's Eve. He's there for New Year's every year. That sounds like a lot of fun. He likes festivities. He sends me pictures. Like, Happy New Year and a picture.

But I don't get the joke. What's the picture of? He'll send me a picture of some random thing and just be like, Happy New Year. And I'm like, what am I missing? Is it like an artsy photo that he took that he thinks is cool? I'll show you one. I'll show you one in a second.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I'll pull one up in a second. Because now that we brought it up, I do want to try to get to the bottom. It's just his close-up asshole. It's a dick and balls picture that Greg Proops sends out. He's so classy. You're like, why did Greg Proops send me a close-up photo of Mars? No, I really, but it's almost like that.

I'll show you in a second. We'll show all of you, too. Yeah, we'll show everybody. But first we have to discuss what everybody brought for the old prize bag. Bree, what have you got over there? I brought one of my tote bags and one of my t-shirts

only in king and queen sized. I only have extra large. King and queen? Because I think that I only make fat people sized shirts because thin people have had enough

of advantages in this society. So thank you. Yes. Fats in the audience. I'm here for it. So here, these are my old shirts.

I grew my bangs out so they're not relevant anymore. I also brought some earbuds. Some earbuds. That's nice. In the bag, earbuds. Some earbuds. That's nice. In the bag, yeah. Woo-hoo.

Pass that stuff down, thank you very much. Here we go. Are you looking for the photo? Yeah, I'm looking for it. I didn't mean to get distracted. I should be hosting. Do I say what I brought? Yeah, it's your turn, Sarah.

Oh, I brought this hat from Absolute Extracts. Oh, nice. Okay, yay. That's a nice hat. Is it made out of hemp? Snap back. Is it a hemp hat? I don't know.

It's a nice hat. But it is very nice. It's very nice, yeah. It's cute. You did a great job. Thank you so much. Amy, what do you have? I brought this gift bag from Mary Kay That was forced on me by my sister

Who is a part of Multiple MLMs It's called Satin Hands It's a three step process Do your hands feel like shit? Mary Kay Do your hands feel like you do manual labor

But you mostly just watch movies? Mary Kay Satin Hands You can also use it on your feet You do manual labor, but you mostly just watch movies. Mary Kay. Satin hands. You can also use it on your feet. It's like a scrub and then a lotion. It's great. Satin feet.

Feel how soft my hands are. Nice. Mary Kay. Mary Kay. Amy, did you see Once Upon a Time in dot, dot, dot Hollywood? Yes, I did. And actually, on the drive over today, which was approximately six hours, I listened to the soundtrack, and it's so good.

Yeah, but do you think it's proper for Margot Robbie as Sharon Tate to go see a matinee of the movie she's in and straight up take her shoes and socks or whatever she had on completely off and put her bare feet up on the seat in front of her? Of course I don't, Doug. No. I don't think shoes should be off at the movies or on an airplane.

No, this is not your house. Keep them shits on. Unless you've softened your feet with Mary Kay. And then... Well, that's what made me think of it because, you know, Tarantino, he loves feet. Loves feet, yeah. He's so into feet. And it's just like that's the only reason she does it is because he just wants to stare at her feet for a day.

Yeah, he jams them into weird places. That was his thing, right? He jams feet into weird places. Shouldn't have said that. Alright, Amy. Greg sent me this picture and then the caption Happy Holidays. So it's a kitten, but a photoshopped

kitten on top of a table in Chicago? And then a child with a scarf. It really doesn't make any sense. Right? Just show this front row. Why is he... I feel like, did he pick

this for me, or is this a picture he sends to everybody? As Brie mentioned, pot is a hell of a drug. Yeah. You just think anything's a perfect Christmas card. It's really weird. I wonder if he photoshopped that himself. I don't know. I think he might have used

a little sticker. I feel rude asking a question because it's just like it feels like that's the whole presentation and I'm supposed to understand it and then just be like, why did you send me this? To wish you a happy holiday, you dumbass. I hope moving forward you send them all to me also because I want to see.

All right, yeah, I'll forward them to you. And then you can post them on your socials and criticize it. We'll make an Instagram, Greg Proops Texts, and just put up his photos. I like it. I got a couple of things I want to do before we get to the game portion today. Amy, first of all, let's do the question I always ask.

What was the last movie that you saw? I just watched a Netflix original, In the Shadow of the Moon. Did you watch that? Oh, I have seen that. It was good. I saw that on the big screen. Oh, really? Maybe the biggest name is Michael C. Hall, which is not a huge name. Yeah, and he's got

kind of a supporting role and has kind of a, what's his accent supposed to be in that? Philly. Philadelphia accent. Which is truly hard to do. But he does it. Yeah, he does it well. He goes for it. He slips in and out, but it's pretty good. He makes the effort. Get a hoogie. That's the important thing.

Go get a hoogie. Yeah. The main guy is the guy that played the bad guy, Boyd something. He played the bad guy in Logan. Oh, okay. And I think he's a good actor, and it's an interesting movie. It's good, yeah. Did you like it?

It's like sci-fi, time travel, kind of social justice-y, what else? Dad-daughter stuff. Yeah, it's a watch-em-a. It's a watch-em-a. Who's it? Although there's a lot of chasing and fighting. You don't like that? I'm not into it. I just fast forward now. So I saw that movie in like 40 minutes. It was great. like 40 minutes. It was great. Don't watch,

I mean, do watch Six Undercover with Ryan Reynolds because you'll fast forward through every moment of the movie. Oh, perfect. You'll just zip through it and be like,

well, that was fun. That was like watching somebody play a video game. Yeah. Yeah. So the talking parts of In the Shadow of the Moon are really good.

You should watch it. Okay. Just the talking parts. That's all I really saw. What about you, Sarah? What was the last movie you saw? Marriage Story. See, you're great at this.

Yeah, you said a movie. You totally answered that question without hesitation. And you enjoyed it? I cried the whole fucking time. How funny is that scene with Martha Kelly? So funny. She's very funny in it. The best.

Yeah, she makes it. Yeah, really funny scene. Although a scene I don't really want to ever see again. No, and we can't really talk about it because it gives kind of a lot away. You think it's a spoiler? I think it's a big scene that comes out of nowhere.

I mean, the whole movie's just heart-wrenching. Yeah, it's calling it Marriage Story is a real switcheroo because it is a fucking divorce story. Yeah. Yeah. And a very unpleasant one at that, yeah. It's a shame.

People shouldn't get divorced or married. It's like if... It's like if L.A.'s story was about Brea. That's exactly what it's like if L.A.'s story was about Brea. That's exactly what it's like. There's no relation whatsoever. Yeah, so we'll see tomorrow night, the Golden Globes. Maybe Marriage Story will win some shit and be on its way to some Oscar action. I do like Adam Driver very much.

Me too. I thought that was one thing I felt the movie was a little not bad about but it was a little off that it felt like even though he was more the jerk in the relationship, they really

seemed to go out of their way to make him more sympathetic than Scar Jo. Right. And I thought that was odd. He has more screen time. He has more scenes of being desperate and sad. Well, they just cut to her singing a song at a party. But she does do a good job, too. So we'll see what happens.

Because she's also really good in Jojo Rabbit. So she might get one of those double noms. Woo! That'd be nice. Yeah, crazy. Nom,

nom, nom. Just two. Just have fun. Nom, nom. Two noms. Bree,

what was the last movie you saw? I've been sick for four days, so I've just been on a wild marathon of crazy shit, you saw? I've been sick for four days, so I've just been on a wild marathon. Oh, shit. Crazy shit, you guys.

I saw Dinner with Schmucks for the first time. Whoa. Right after Into. Wow, that's how sick you were, is that you were like, Dinner for Schmucks sounds good right about now. Just trolling Amazon Prime. Just getting deep in there, you guys.

Dinner with Schmucks into Always Be My Maybe into Detective Pikachu into Last Black Man in San Francisco. You know, I would say Prime... Pikachu's the first yellow man in San Francisco. I will say Prime is maybe the best at, like, suggestion wormholes. Where, like, one time I just... Like, for, oh, you might also like this better than the other services.

One time I watched three movies in a row, and by the third I realized Bob Balaban's in all of them. And that's the only reason. And they're all very good. But it's like, you know, I appreciate that. You just let it roll. Have a Balaban afternoon. You know what I mean? Do you use Prime?

Can I guess what the three movies were? Yes. Ooh, this is a reverse game. Ooh, but I want to see mostly if you guess what I started with, the one that I chose. Oh, because Balaban was in all of them, though? Mm-hmm.

And they just kept bringing you more Balaban. Yeah. But they didn't say that explicitly. Right. You have to figure it out. You have to see what, like sometimes I'll watch

three or four movies and I'll go, I guess every one of those had a mouse in it or something. Or a rat. Okay. So,

was one of the three movies The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou? No. Was one of the three movies The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou? No. Was one of those three movies Close Encounters of the Third Kind? No. Was one of those movies... Oh, okay.

Last Balaban standing. The one I started with co-stars an actress you already mentioned today. Oh, I mentioned an actress? Just a minute ago. I don't remember doing that. Sorry.

He's in a movie with Scar Jo. Getting involved. Yeah. I love it. You're doing great. And I am apologizing as I'm getting involved. Isle of Dogs. No.

They were both in that. Okay, yeah, just tell us. I started with Ghost World. Oh, that's good. He's so good in that. Yeah. And now I can't remember what the other two movies were. If I had a thought of them, you would have...

Yeah. If I had a sentiment, you'd remember? For sure. Were they comedies? Mm-hmm. Hmm. Lighthearted romps. Christopher Guest ones, either of them?

No, no, that's also weird. Because he's in most of the Christopher Guest movies. Yeah. Bob Balvin. Yeah, it's because of the Christopher Guest. He's the best. Very underrated. Yeah, he's very funny.

Which one is he? He's very good. He's a small man with glasses. He's bald, and he's like small man with glasses. He's bald. He's usually pretty. I'm your nerdy dad. I speak trepidatiously. Yes, yes.

Really? Did you watch The Politician on Netflix? Only the first episode. Because he's in that. Oh. He is. He really fades into shit, I got to tell you. He's a real fader, yeah.

So good. He's so good, people don't know that you. He's a real fader, yeah. So good. He's so good, people don't know that they even saw him. We take him for granted. Yeah, he's terrific. Where are we? I mean, I know I'm in Brea, but... I told you what movies I saw. You did?

Yeah. Okay, we did that? Mm-hmm. All right. That's out of the way. Now, impressions. Does anybody do a good one? Of anybody.

I'd love it to be a movie star, but TV, advertisements, people you've worked with. Advertisements. Anybody that you do a good impression of. Are you asking the audience or us? I have one. I'm asking the heavens. I'm putting this out

to the universe. I have one, but I don't know if you remember that we have a standing deal that if I do it, you have to give me 50 bucks. What? I do not remember this deal.

This is recorded on your podcast. I can prove it. Somebody over there is backing you up on this. See? Somebody in the audience says it's true.

From the 12 guests of Christmas. I said every time I heard it, I'd give you 50 bucks. No, just if I did it. If I did it once. Oh. And you didn't do it that one time? Nope. I refused. Because you're

holding out for the 50 bucks? Yes. No. I was holding out for other reasons. But then you said if you do it in the future, I'll give you 50 bucks? Yes. No. I was holding out for other reasons. But then you said if you do it in the future, I'll give you 50 bucks, right? Oh, I see. Okay. I'm in. Let's do it. Okay. This is Mark Wahlberg

by Daniel Van Kirk. Okay. Ready? How you guys doing? Doing good? Is that good? This is the easiest money I ever made And you couldn't do it that last time

because Dan Van Kirk was there? Because he had already done it Oh, I see I don't know why I offered up 50 bucks for that

Me either That's crazy Will you take 100? I only have $100 bills I see. I don't know why I offered up 50 bucks for that. Me either. That's crazy. Will you take 100? I only have $100 bills. Yes. Do it again, Amy. Yeah.

Give me two. Make it worth my money. How you guys doing? You doing good? You doing good? You doing good? How you guys doing? You doing good?

You doing good? You doing good? I want to do it now. Doing good? Look good, feel good. Look good, feel good. Look good, feel good. How you guys doing? You're doing good. You're doing good. I want to do it now. Doing good. Look good, feel good. Look good, feel good. Look good, feel good. How you guys doing? Doing good?

Doing good. Does anybody else have any impressions that aren't going to cost me any money? All right, I got one. Okay. I have a rare female walk-in. Oh, okay. I like a female walk-in. Yeah.

Hey, okay. I like a female walk-in. Yeah. Hey, dog. Hey, dog. What are you doing? Dog. Hey. Dog. That's it. Okay, you got my

attention. Now do the impression. Ha ha ha! I like how much you say dog in it. Okay, you got my attention. Now do the impression. I like how much you say Doug in it. It's so good. Hey, Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug.

What are you doing, Doug? Doug. What are you doing? Doing, Doug. I like it when it goes low. Do you have any impressions? No pressure. You don't have to. No, I don't.

If there's no pressure, then the answer is no. You ever play around with doing voices, like cartoon characters or anything like that? Oh, I play around. This feels like this seems... Like it should be, you gotta do it, it's gotta be good. Yeah. Can't be a half-assed

impression. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not if you're a fun girl. I am a fun girl. Fun girls do whatever impressions the boys ask for. Okay, okay. I'll be a fun girl. the boys asked for. Okay, okay.

I'll be a fun girl. Sorcery. J.K. Rowling. Oh, that was good. Thank you so much. I like that. I like the immediate reveal at the end. Yeah.

I just said sorcery. No, you didn't make us guess who was that. Yeah, I tell you guys the answers, okay? You weren't expecting me to say sorcery in a British accent. By the time you processed it, it was already done. Yeah. Fun girl.

It's all over. So fun. It's a fun girl thing. Well, I have something I would like all the fun ladies on this panel to try. I'd like you to think of, somebody brought this up when I was on Periscope today, and I really enjoyed it. This is called Doug Loves Muppets. Ooh.

Yeah, and what I'd like each of you to do, if you can, you know, again, no pressure, but think of an actual existing movie that you would like to see remade with Muppets and which Muppets would play the key roles. I'll give you an example. I'd like to see Full Metal Jacket

with Muppets and it would be called of course Full Muppet Jacket. And I jotted down some ideas. I think Gomer should be played

by Fozzie Bear. Yeah, right? Yeah. And I think the sergeant that's always yelling at everybody, that's Sam the Eagle. Yes. And I think the sergeant that's always yelling at everybody, that's Sam the Eagle. Yes.

And the prostitute that says, me love you long time, that's Janice. From the band. Dr. Tooth and the Electric Mayhem. Do you guys have any ideas? I got one, yeah. I got one, too. I got one, too. What do you got?

Okay. Well, I thought of Marriage Story because we were talking about that. Oh, perfect. With Muppets. I love it. Here's what I'm doing. Muppet Story. Miss Piggy. Yeah. Obviously. Obvs. Because she's off her fucking rocker. Sure. Actress. Yes, she's an actress. Okay, Adam Driver

this is going to seem a little bit anti-semitic and this is not how I mean it but Gonzo okay I'm sorry being alone and their child will be played by

that little Kermit what's his name oh I know baby Kermit he's so cute I'm five I'm five I'm a big punk now

I'm five I can't remember his name fuck not he's like Kermit's little friend Tiny Tim in the Muppet Christmas Carol yeah yeah yeah

he's adorable he's kind of Baby Yoda like yes OG Baby Yoda-like. Yes. OG Baby Yoda vibes, certainly. But Kermit doesn't really say that they're related, although obviously they're related. Why has this not been explained? He's like, oh, I happen to know another small frog.

Yeah, he's just sort of an all-purpose child frog that they just bring in when they need one, and then they dismiss him. Who knows what kind of conditions they keep him in. Yeah. Kind of how they treat their kid in Marriage Story. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Questionable conditions.

That's rough. What do you think, Sarah? I'm going Uncut Gems, Miss Piggy's playing Adam Sandler. Oh, wow. That's some interesting. We're mixing it up, okay?

And you know who's going to play the hot love interest that's going to help Miss Piggy commit crimes? Kermit. Kermit's going to be the eye candy. I'm going to put Gonzo in there. You've got to have Gonzo. I think he's going to be Kevin Garnett. That's what I'm seeing. All right.

Yeah. That's a winning lineup. That's going to be a really weird movie. Yeah, Miss Piggy is Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems. Okay. You're welcome. Yeah. If I could green light that project, I would.

I would. Really? Yeah. Get ready. Okay. Okay, imagine... Okay, the film is eyes wide and googly. We like that.

Eyes wide shut. And I don't really remember that much about that movie except for the orgy scene. So I'm just thinking of a felt orgy, you know, where all those fucking arms are flailing all over the place, you know. And you, like, open a door and you see Gonzo and all his fucking chickens, you know? He's doing all kinds of unspeakable things in there. And also, his face is shaped like a lot of those masks already.

So it seems like that would be... That's a good point. Dang, Gonzo's our Bob Balaban in this. Really? There's something for Gonzo to do in any adaptation. He's in everything. Yeah, he's great. He does his own stunts.

You just have to put up with all the poultry on the set because he really does hang out with a lot of chickens. Well, this has been a great first installment of Doug Loves Muppets. And in the future, when I say Doug Loves Muppets, I want everyone in the audience to do Miss Piggy karate sound. Hee-yah!

Yeah, like that. That was... I had another one. Yeah, let's try one doug loves muppets oh my god that's gonna be great yeah what i love about these things now is the people on stage that are my guests are always really thrown by the whole audience making it making a noise all together at the same time just because of some cue that I gave them. So it's super fun. So I'll bring back

Doug Loves Muppets. Hey! Alan Tudyk's gonna be like, what the fuck is going on here? Poor Tudyk's. Alright, so now that all of that is out of the way, I can say, turn it off, Bert.

Let the games begin! Some folks fashioned some name tags. Another person didn't really make anything, but he still brought something. Oh, Amy's on one, so that's very exciting. Amy's already got hers. So, yes, Sarah and Bree, just go pick who you want to play for. Just grab the name tag.

Somebody's offering $20. They put $20 on that one, Bree. There's $20 over there if you want it. God damn it. And while you decide who you're going to play for, we're going to go to a brief commercial message. We'll be right back. I want the one with the cash.

I don't even know what that is. Hey, everybody. There's no sponsors this episode, so I'd just like to take a moment to talk to the good people of Florida. That's right, Florida. I'm coming back soon. I'll be in Tampa at the Improv there

doing stand-up on Thursday, February 27th, and then on March 1st, Doug Loves Movies returns to the Ontario, Ontario, Orlando Improv. Orlando. I mean, I'll go to the Ontario Improv again sometime, but that's out in California. I mean, I'll go to the Ontario Improv again sometime, but that's out in California. Oh, well. Back to the show.

All right, we're back. That was fast. That was fast and fun. Who are you playing on behalf of, Amy Miller? I'm playing on behalf of Natalie, and this is Natalie Glee Blonde and I'm Reese Witherspoon and look who my doggy is.

It's you, Doug. Oh, look at that. That's amazing. Well done. Wow. Yeah, that's a cute dog. Just terrifying. Is that the same one from Must Love Dugs? No.

Sarah? I have no clue what's happening. I'm seeing Jeff Tate. But there's 20 bucks on there. Steve, enter the dragon. I'm paying for Steve. And for his 20 bucks. I don't know anything about this movie.

You can just pocket the 20 bucks. Yeah. You don't have to know anything. You don't need to know anything about Enter the Steven. Fuck yeah. Yeah. I just take this 20 and call it? Yeah. Just keep it. You still stick around. It's a gift.

I'll be in the green room. You could win. You never know. Anything could happen. Bree, who are you playing on behalf of? I'm playing for Brandy, who made this beautiful When Harry Met Brandy poster, which I chose for New Year's Eve implications. Because when you realize the person you want to be with for the rest of your life,

you want that to start as soon as possible. Pretty good. Wow, Billy Crystal, too. I got them all. I got them all. I'll have what Bree's having. Waiter, there's too much paper in my puppy cash. Oh, the impressions keep coming.

Okay, so yeah, just put your name tags on the ground where I can see them, and then that way I'll know who you're playing for. Oh, you also got some Reese's Pieces on yours. Reese's Pieces. Yeah. And Doug is on there as... As Meg Ryan. Oh, okay.

Wow. You're the person he wants to spend the rest of his life with. Yeah. You'll have what you're having. Okay. This first game we're going to play, anybody can win. It's totally doable. It's called Live, Die, Repeat.

I will say the title of a motion picture, and the first one of you to repeat it back to me completely and correctly wins the game. Okay. I know that this is an episode on easy mode, and I don't care. Let's repeat shit. I mean, there's still

all three of you still have to compete with one another. Even though it feels easy, there's still only one winner. Are you ready? Yes. Yeah, we're all fun girls. We're always ready.

This movie is called Ladies and Gentlemen. Ladies and Gentlemen. I lost. It's not called Ladies and Gentlemen. I'm lost. I knew it. Ladies.

So what I do is I go back to the beginning of the title whenever there's a guess and then as soon as somebody gets it right we have a winner

Ladies and Gentlemen The Fabulous Stains Ladies and Gentlemen The Fabulous Stains. Ladies and gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains. Amy is our winner.

What the hell is that? What is that? That's the actual title of a movie that starred a young Diane Lane. She was in like a kind of a punk rock kind of a band called The Stains. And so the movie is called Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains. Wow. There you go.

So see, Amy won that. Yeah, Amy won. Not easy. Nobody's ever heard of that movie. Not easy. It was so easy that it was hard. Yeah. Can't overthink.

There should be a version of Jeopardy where they just say the answer and first person who just repeats it back gets the points. But probably won't ever happen. Not while Alex is still in control. Aww. Yeah, when he's gone, I'm going to get in there. This is Jeopardy. I'm going to change all the rules.

Yeah, the audience is going to be yelling out shit through the whole show. And now it's time for double Jeopardy. Hi-ya! And that's the daily double. We love farmers. Sorcery. That was J.K. Row love farmers. Sorcery. That was J.K. Rowling again. I love when she stops by and just says sorcery.

Yeah. She's a fun girl too. Hey, J.K. Rowling, what are these Harry Potter books about? Sorcery. Okay. I thought that's what they might be about. All right. I thought that's what they might be about. All right. I'm just stalling right now because it's 18 minutes after 4,

and I'm wondering what I'm going to do when it turns 4.20 because I can't really smoke here on stage. Yeah, I know. It's a bummer. What do you do when you're on a plane? Same thing I might do here today. I might have It's a bummer. What do you do when you're on a plane? That's what, same thing I might do here today. I might have to leave for a minute. I haven't missed smoking right at 420. I haven't not done that for over 20 years now.

That's insane. Yeah. Amazing. No, I'm pretty sure a lot of those days I didn't. Now that I think about it, it was more like every day at 420 I think, oh, I wish I could smoke right now.

That's been going for about 20 years. Probably also happens like at 520 and 620. Oh, yeah, all the 20s. 2020. Yeah, that's why that person brought a $20 bill attached to Sarah's name tag. This next game...

Jesus, 419 right now. So suspenseful. What are you going to do? I got to host this show. I can't leave the ship. Will they let you vape? I think this club is super cool and that they would let me hit a vape.

Maybe I should step off stage to do it, but that'd be nice and quick. You got one ready to go? Are you saying this club's a fun girl? Yeah. Yeah, this club's a fun girl. Fun girls all the time for me. That's what I'm all about.

Is it even 420 yet? For the listeners, Chug's behind a curtain under a curtain. Under a ladder. He's got his eye on us, though. Sorcery. Oh, that is good.

Thank you Wow That guy's a real lifesaver What a guy Rituals and That really threw me off though Witchcraft I've kind of lost track Of where we are

So let's start at the top Hey hey hey everybody This next game is called Thank you again This game is called Thank you again This game is a brand new game And it's called First Wives And this is based on the

Popular motion picture The First Wives Club Amy you won the first game So you get to go first I'm going to name a movie, and then Amy has to guess whether that movie had Diane Keaton,

Bette Midler, or Goldie Hawn in it. And if Amy misses, then Sarah gets a chance to steal, and then Brie, and just goes around like that and it's a lot of fun.

Especially if you just vaped very hard behind a curtain. Amy, which one of those ladies was in a motion picture called the one and only genuine original family band? Which one of those ladies was in a motion picture called The One and Only Genuine Original Family Band? I'm going to go with Bette Midler because of the musical reference. Incorrect.

Fuck you, Doug. Fun girl, Sarah. Okay. Which one of the two remaining do you think was in that? Diane Keaton? Incorrect. Bree? Oh, shit.

I was going to pick Goldie Hawn. I swear to God. Well, it still works either way. You get one point for Goldie Hawn. She's just in so many campy-ass movies. It seems like something she'd do.'d do I wish you hadn't said that I wish you hadn't said that Because the next title is Campy ass

Village So Brie got the points We're back to you Amy The movie is called The Sugar Land Express oh okay who was in that

I'm gonna say Goldie Hawn that is correct fun girls fun girls that was Steven Spielberg's first motion picture for the big screen. And starred Goldie Hawn, yeah.

All right, we're moving over to Sarah Wineshake. I'm feeling it. You can feel it now? Yeah. Cool. And by it, I mean fun. Goldie, Bette, or Diane? Everyone says I love you.

I don't fucking know. Do you think you could guess one of the three options? One of the three babes. Yes. I'm going Bette. See? It's that easy. All you got to do is just pick one and hope that it's the right one.

Incorrect. Bree? Oh, shit. I thought she was right. I did, too. I did, too, for a second there. Everyone. What was the movie, Doug?

It's called Everyone Says I Love You. Keaton? No. Amy. Love this movie. Goldie Hawn. That's right. What's that movie?

Musical. It's a Woody Allen movie, so we can't watch it anymore. Yeah, it's no longer. Terry Gilliam's out. We're all pretending it doesn't exist. What did Terry Gilliam do? Oh, you should read up. Jesus.

Can't keep up with all these assholes. Sorcery. Another asshole. JK Rowling. JK? Yeah. Well, that's the thing. She's just kidding.

I'm JK. JK! Always JK. JK all day. Whose turn is it? Amy's. No, Amy got that one right, so it moves over to Sarah. This is your chance to get on the board, Sarah.

Which one of these ladies was a star of a motion picture called The Banger Sisters? The Banger Sisters. Not affiliated with the Mooshin Picture. Mooshin? Mooshin Picture. Sisters brothers. I'm going Goldie Hawn. That is correct! You did it!

You did it. Thank you so much. We got a three-way tie here in this game that doesn't matter. Because we still got one more game to play. It's really going to determine the winner. Let's go to Bree and see if she

can tell me who was in a movie called Hawaii. Hawaii. Hawaii? That sounds like Goldie. Sounds like a Goldie move to you Yeah sounds like a Goldie move She looks good on a beach

And she's got the blonde hair Famously very Hawaiian And No matter how much you talk about it It's not going to make her be in that movie That is incorrect Amy No matter how much you talk about it, it's not going to make her be in that movie. That is incorrect. Amy?

I'm going with Bette Midler. That is right! Bette Midler is correct. She is? She is. Uncredited in the film. She's uncredited. She just walks around.

How did you find out about it? Because I am aware of something called IMDB Because I am You are DD So stupid still Amy's got two points We're going to Sarah Alright

Scarecrow in a Garden of Cucumbers. What? Is the real name of a movie. Which one of those ladies was in Scarecrow in a Garden of Cucumbers? Bet. I love how you said it with such authority. That is correct. All right.

You did it. Man, that sounds like a paycheck if I ever heard one. Yeah. I'm in the garden of scarecrow with a cucumber. What? Sorcery. Bree. Yeah.

I wish I had a catchphrase. Oh, we can get you one. We can find one for you, I'm sure. Yeah, yeah. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog.

What are you doing? Dog. Dog. What are you doing? You guys can all do it, see? Are you hosting? What are you doing? Hey, dog.

Yeah, yeah, you can do it. The motion picture, Brie, it's your chance to make it a three-way tie If you get this Scenes from a mall Bette Midler That is correct It's another Woody one, but I knew that one Yeah, I think they've all worked for Woody Allen Yeah

They definitely have Alright, we got a three-way tie Where are we? Amy Alright, we got three-way time. Where are we? Amy? Which one of these ladies was in the classic motion picture? What women want? Diane Keaton.

No. Sarah. Fuck, I should know this. I'm going Han. No. Fuck. Bree. Bette Midler. That is correct. Yeah! I didn't know that.

Helen Hunt. Let's take a break for a second and talk about what women want. Okay. I mean, when they flipped the genders and did it with Taraji P. Henson, it was the same deal. I have the same complaint,

but it makes even more sense with the Mel Gibson version. If he can hear every thought that every woman around him is having, like there's one scene where he hears a lot of them all at once but they do each take their moment to have a thought One thought

Yeah, like wouldn't his head just be anytime he's around any woman, a thousand thoughts would be coming at him and not just one very specific, his eyes are blue Yes, you have to find you have to figure out how to focus thoughts would be coming at him and not just one very specific. His eyes are blue. Yes. You have to find,

you have to figure out how to focus like Tyler Henry, Hollywood medium. He's getting the messages all the time, but you have to like, it's like, you know, it's like a radio frequency. Yeah. Empaths.

No. Yeah. Empaths and Tyler Henry. Yeah, that guy in What Women Want, he's no empath. He really fights it. He's really upset that he's hearing all these thoughts from these women. It's giving me a headache. All right, whose turn is it?

Amy. Mine. Mine. Yes, you said bet. I said bet. All right, Amy, this is your chance to catch up to Brie. Okay. Which one of those ladies is in The Women? Diane Keaton.

No. Fuck you, dog. Uh, Goldie Hawn. No. Oh, shit. And Brie Pruitt steps up to the mound. Come in. Line drive.

Is it Bette Midler? That is correct. You win this game. You did it, Brie Pruitt. I love Bette. Would you like to make a speech? I love Bette Midler. You know, she was her class president in Hawaii, where she's from.

She sings. She's very active on Twitter. Great follow. Oh, maybe that's why she's in the movie called Hawaii. That's what. She sings. She's very active on Twitter. Great follow. Well, maybe that's why she's in the movie called Hawaii. That's what I was thinking. But uncredited.

She was just walking down the beach one day. Because that's where she's from. Neat. Okay. Who would have guessed? That was a fun, fun learning,

learning moment. Now we're going to play, what's that? I said aloha. Wait, but I don't know if you're arriving or leaving. Aloha, sorcery. That word is so confusing. Hello,

sorcery. Goodbye, sorcery. Yes. Okay. This game that we're going to play to determine who wins all the prizes is called Last Woman Stanton. Oh, any quick question? Applaud if you live in Brea. Nice.

Good for you. Applaud if you walked here. Oh, okay. okay Couple? Okay cool Just curious I want to know where everybody else lives Fullerton Don't really yell it out though Just tell us later

I said I'm curious Fullerton's hella close though, right? Yeah, yeah. Who thinks they came the farthest to be here today? Me, from Glendale. Yeah, we all came down from up north.

Yeah. Up in the north country. Okay. So only one person that I caught on my social media reached out to me with a suggestion for this, but hopefully it'll work out. Where is AcesHigh9?

Oh, yeah, dude. What, it's like a group of people? That's right. Oh, okay. But you're all just helping out? Yeah. What's your name? Jeremy. Jeremy, okay. But you're all just helping out? What's your name? Jeremy.

Okay. Yeah, remind me when we're done to say Jeremy's spoken. I'll do a good Eddie Vedder impression for everybody. Smoken? Huh? Jeremy's smoking? Spoken. Oh.

That'd be, yeah, because I just looked at him and I was, oh. He looks Smokin. Oh. Maybe. That'd be, yeah. Because I just looked at him and asked. He looks high as fuck. Oh, you assume he's Smokin? This guy is stroking and Smokin. Yeah. What's up? What's up?

He high. Well, that's another film I never asked. I never asked that question. Who's high? Applaud if you're high right now. Good job. Okay, we have some officers in the back. You saw them.

You know where they're at. Go ahead and give them some spare change and a pat on the back because you're the best people. Did you say what your actual name is, Jeremy? Yes, you did. Isn't that fun when you think of the answer before you get to the end of a sentence?

Just toss it in there. Okay, so he's going to suggest a woman, right? You got a woman. He's going to suggest an actress's name. I like to play along in this game. So I don't know what he's going to say. And then we'll take turns naming movies that that person was in. Bree won that last thing, right?

All right, so we'll start with Bree, then we'll go to Sarah, Amy, me. And if you can't think of a movie, you can go to your lifeline once. Your lifeline is the person whose name tag you chose. The person who gave you those delicious Reese's Pieces, Bree. Jeremy? Selma Hayek. Oh, yeah!

Selma Hayek. What happened? A little spill. Did somebody break something? Okay, Selma Hay, so I'm a hike. I'm not feeling that the game is going to last for very long. How dare you? I mean, she's great.

Yeah. Great actress. Amazing. Great person. Great rack. Humanity. She's a fun girl. She is.

She's a fun girl She is She's a fun girl Selma We can get through We can get through a lot You think? You confident? Or do you want Because we can get a second name

From somebody How do you feel Sarah? I got one She's got one She's excited She's got one What do you think Brie? I'm feeling okay about it

Alright Well okay Thank you Jeremy Thanks Jeremy got one. What do you think, Brie? I'm feeling okay about it. All right. Well, okay. Thank you, Jeremy. Thanks, Jeremy. That was weird flex, Jeremy. We got your first name. I mean, I'm curious now that he says that. Jeremy,

what's that? Pete Beckinsale? No. Oh, shit. Pete Beckinsale. Yeah, nothing. All right. Fucking Pete Davidson? That's the only... I was going to say, I can name all the comics she's dated.

Beckinsale projects that I know. Name comedians that have been in her. Yeah. Yeah, she's a tricky one. I mean, she's worked a lot, but off the top of my head, both these names are not easy, so I'm going to go ahead and accept them both.

Whoa. Yeah. Okay. You heard me. But also, Ben's going to the prize bag because he did not match me on the name that I have written in my wallet.

Yeah. Oh, look at that. match me on the name that I have written in my wallet! Yeah. Oh, look at that! Instead of a brick wall with improv on it, like all the improvs, it's a video wall of a video image of a brick wall with the word improv in it. I mean, that's how far we've come.

That's how far we are into the future, is like we can make fake brick walls where there used to be real brick walls. We should do just a projection along the Mexican border of a wall, because nobody's trying to run through this wall

or get into whatever part of Orange County is on the other side of this wall. Because nobody's trying to run through this wall or get into whatever part of Orange County is on the other side of this wall. Everyone's happy on this side of the wall. But we'll still put improv on it. This wall works. It works, yes. Every few feet, it'll say improv on it.

People can stand in front of it and do stand-up or sketch shows. Break into the business that way. All right. That was dumb. Okay. Here we go. Who did I say is going first?

Brie? Yeah. You ready? Yeah. A movie. Salma Hayek is where I'm going to start. With any Salma Hayek or Kate Beckinsale. I'm going to go Frida to start.

Frida. Oh, yes. Well done. Love it. Love itida to start. Frida. Oh, yes. Well done. Yeah, that's really good. So good. Really good work. Sarah? Salma Hayek's in this movie called Fool's Rush In.

She sure is. I've been sitting on that. With Chandler from Friends. Yes. Yeah, they were both very hot at the time. Movie didn't work out so good. Yeah.

I meant popular, but yeah. Oh, oh yeah. Chandler. Chandler Bing. Amy? I'm going to say Dogma. Oh, okay.

You got a nice set of a guy in the crowd. Nice. Sweet choice. I'm going to go with, oh man, you know, when somebody's in one of the greatest movies of all time, you just want to say it and then move on from there. Wild Wild West. Oh, damn.

Yeah. and then move on from there. Wild, wild west. Oh, damn. Bree? Fucking shit. Brandy, how you doing? Good?

You got me? Oh, you're already going to your lifeline? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You sure you don't want to think about it for a second? Well, I got this movie. What about Kate Beckinsale? I don't know shit about Kate Beckinsale. I know there's a movie with Selma. I'm going to get the name of the movie wrong.

So I don't want to say it and blow it. Right. Right? But if you last another round, it might come to you if one of us don't say it. Yeah. So, okay. But can I go to Brandy? Let's go.

And if it comes back to me, I can answer for my own self? Oh, yeah. Yeah, your lifeline, you can just use once, but you can use it any time. Maybe my brain will bounce back. Okay, Brandy. Yeah, exactly. I like where your head is at. Thank you.

Brandy? Let's go Serendipity. She said Serendipity, the great romantic comedy that people love for some reason with Kate Beckinsale. You like it? Yeah, people love it. It's a banger. You're a rom-com guy. It's two hours of Joe Cusack

and Kate Beckinsale not connecting. Oh, Beckinsale. It's like a dream I don't want to have. I'm just like talking to a Thai salesman about trying to find this woman.

And the Thai salesman is so unhelpful. The great Eugene Levy. That's right. Alright. I could talk about that one all day. Holy shit, I just saw Serenity. Do not accidentally rent this instead of

Serendipity. Serenity is Matthew McConaughey. Yeah. Did you see it, Amy? Serenity, yeah. Tell us about it. It's not good. It's crazy, right?

Yeah. It's a movie. It's one of those twist movies. But it takes forever for the twist to happen. Then when it does, it's not convincing. And then they continue to try to convince. The twist keeps happening. They keep making sure that you're up to date with what's going on.

It's really serenity. Serenity. Which Muppet would you cast as Matthew McConaughey in Serenity? Oh, that's a good one. Probably. in Serenity. Oh, that's a good one. Probably Big Bird. All right, all right, all right. It's not a good Big Bird. Also a bad McConaughey.

It's a pretty good McConaughey. But I had to get it out there. I keep getting older, but the chicks stay the same age. I've never tried to do a big bird impression. That's a tough one. Rest in peace, right? The lady, guy, man, person. Carol Spinney.

Okay. Who are we on? Whose turn is it? Sarah I'm going to have to ask Steve for help Steve What do you got for Sarah?

Sausage party Okay That is a rude thing To yell out He's a fun girl To a nice lady Yeah right As soon as you find

As soon as they know You're a fun girl They can yell out Sausage party Come on Aren't you fun? Alright, so you want to go with sausage party? Yes. Thank you, Steve. Yeah, Steve thinks that that's

a good answer. Something's in it. Yeah, she's like a taco, right? Yeah, something. Oh my god. It's racist. Let's stop talking about it. Don't taco about it. We't talk about it. We're going to get canceled. Just try to cancel my podcast.

I dare you. All right. So where are we at, Amy? I'm going to go with Beatrice at Dinner. Oh, look at you. Wow. Good job. Wow.

I know some movies. That's a really good poll.. Wow, good job. Wow. I know some movies. That's a really good poll. That's a good poll. I know some movies. Dog. Dog? Yeah. You got it too.

Dog. Kind of sounds like Dracula a little bit. Bug. Ah, ah, ah. A gentleman by the name of Joe Lynch has been a guest on this show a few times and he's a director of a movie that Salma Hayek

is a star of called Everly. Yeah. It's definitely check it out on whatever. It's Salma Hayek trapped in a room with a lot of weapons

and people keep coming in trying to kill her. Yeah, that's pretty much the whole movie. So, I know you're in. She also doesn't have much clothes on. And she takes bullets well.

She's a fun girl. Exactly. That's what I'm trying to say. Fun girl. That'd be fun. That'd be good for a personal ad. I'm a fun girl. I take bullets well.

All right. Bree, it's back to you. Okay, here's where I take a swing, baby. I'm going to say the film Zorro. Oh. Oh. All right, first of all. Yeah.

We like full titles, exact titles. Zorro. That movie had more words. The gay blade? No, that's a... That's the parody movie. That's a really old one. What was the actual one? That was the old, old one a... That's the parody movie. That's a really old one. What was the actual one?

That was the old, old one. Zorro the Festive Blade. Zorro is a sword fighter. Oh, I wish it was called Zorro is a sword fighter. I think don't start with Zorro. Z is for sword fighter. Z is for Zorro. Z is for Selma Hayek. It's called Zorro... Yeah, there you go. Mask of Z. Z is for Zorro. Z is for Selma Hayek.

Zorro. Yeah, there you go. Mask of Zorro. Mask of Zorro. Don't do that, Fullerton. Come on, Fullerton. You know that's not how this works. Way to regulate.

I like to refer to everybody in the audience by where they live. I like it. Okay, so what just happened? You got disqualified or something? Yeah, I'm out. Was Selma Hayek in the master's room? No, that's, what's her name? Catherine Zeta-Jones. Yeah, yeah. Selma Hayek

did not give Michael Douglas throat cancer. I have a joke about that Oh you do? Can it work right now? No It's ruined My five minute cancer bit

No I can't do it Oh you can't do the whole thing? It's not the right time Okay Oh Anyway You guys will love it Buy the album

Yeah how can people check it out? This is a nice way to link it up. Come see me live. Oh, okay. It's not recorded anywhere yet. Oh, all right. Well, we'll do your plugs at the end here. So what did you end up saying?

I said nothing accurate, so Sarah's up. Oh, okay, Sarah. I believe Kate Beckinsale is in the movie Click With Adam Sandler? Okay, yeah, I like it Sarah! Sarah knows That movie's so sad

Good job I know about Click Ugh, sob story, dude You did it Helped me to remember something, too So thank you for that Something clicked? Amy, yeah, something totally clicked

Okay, I'm worried I have... Christopher Walken's in click. Oh, is he? Yeah, turn it on! Adam Sandler. It's a remote! This is good! I feel like I should use my

lifeline because I'm worried I have right director, wrong movie, or maybe both are wrong. That could be it. Might as well use your Lifeline. Stick around. I want to try it. Okay. I'm going to say From Dusk Till Dawn. That's correct.

Yes! She's sexy snake dancing vampire lady. So sexy snake dancing vampire lady. Yeah, it's impressive. But she puts her foot in Tarantino's mouth. So I do not care for that part. But he did.

Yeah, he loved it. Oh, my God. And they were on a plane. That was the weirdest part. He was so happy. Okay, so it's on me now. And I'm going to say, this is fun, Grown Ups 2. Who's in that?

Selma Hayek. Yeah, she's married to one of those guys. No one applauds for Grown Ups 2. She's married to Chris Rock in it. No, Rob Snyder. No, David Spade. No, Adam Sandler. No, Kevin James.

There, that's all the guys. She's married to one of them. Those grownups sure blend together. Yeah, right. Sarah, it's back to you. I have nothing. Really? I just said Grownups 2. And before that, somebody said click.

I said click. Oh, okay. I'm still riding off that high. Wait, how'd it get back to you so fast after click? Just breeze out. Because I'm out. But what did Amy say? I said from dusk till dawn.

Oh, yeah, okay. I didn't write it down. I don't know anything else. Okay. You did a great job. Thank you. It was a fun girl. You hung in there and came close to winning it because Amy doesn't

have a lot more. I don't have a lot more. What else have you got, Amy? I have a lifeline. Okay. And her name is Natalie. Natalie. Well, grown-ups won. Yeah, grown-ups. Fuck, that's what you should have said.

Can I say grown-ups and not go to Natalie yet? No, you can't. Because I was sitting here really... Natalie, why did you do that? I was really teeing up the grown-ups won by saying grown-ups two over and over again. I know that part. I know how the game happens. He was going to let me keep it.

No, she can't have it. Okay, grown-ups one. I mean, you're still in for that, but now you've got to come up with another one. If I could think of another one, because I might be done. If it weren't for the fact

that Kate Beckinsale was in Underworld. Yeah, which probably had more words in the title, but I don't know. Anything else, Amy? Any final words? Oh, what was that one she was in? Oh, yeah.

I remember. I think I'm out. She was in Cold Comfort Farm. Remember that? No. But I still win, right? Small British shit. Amy's our winner!

Yay! Perfect. That was a good one. What other ones did we miss? Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor. Desperado. Desperado was the one.

Desperado. I thought she wasn't in Desperado. The Hummingbird Project. That's real recent. What about Kate Beckinsale? All the Underworld movies. All about my mother. Oh, the Almodovar movie.

Yeah, they have different names. Oh. Rise of the Lycan. Mino Lycan. Yeah, so she's in a bunch of those. And then what else? Oh, Volver. I just thought of one. Once Upon a Time in what?

No, that's Penelope Cruz. Is it? Is it Penelope Cruz or is it Selma Hayek? Alright. Blow? That's Penelope Cruz. Yikes. Yeah, I love to gather together a bunch of white people and

guess at different ethnic groups acting roles it's always fun on the last show one of the names was Angela Bassett and everyone was too scared to say anything because they didn't want to people think they're racist for saying Alfre Woodard movies exactly and everyone was too scared to say anything because they didn't want to...

People think they're racist for saying Alfre Woodard movies, exactly. And I was like, okay, I guess. That's not that racist, really. It's more like just, you're dumb. Just a dumb person. But yeah, let's give away those prizes to... Natalie! First year! Yeah, yeah, yeah. but yeah let's give away those prizes to Natalie

where is she at how far away is Natalie how far do you have to go for that oh okay about to have some satin hands yeah but come in come down and get your stuff if you don't mind there she is

I'll pass it on over to you. There's like too much stuff to all fit in the bag. So congratulations on that. Good job, Natalie. And do you want your name tag back? There you go. Will you tweet at me how soft your hands are in a month? Okay.

Yeah, keep her posted on that. On the soft hands thing Yeah make sure Make sure you tag me in that too A new Instagram account Natalie's hands Yeah Oh that's a good hashtag

For this episode Natalie's hands Probably get some real pervs Checking that out Natalie's hands Oh yeah My hand man That's my wife That's my wife checking that out. I always say hand. Oh, yeah, my hand, man. That's my wife. That's my wife!

My wife. All right. Amy, what do you got to plug? Go to my website, amymillercomedy.com, because I revamped it, and all my dates are up there, and I'm going all over the place. Cincinnati, Detroit, Seattle, Spokane.

The ones I'm headlining, buy tickets in advance. I mean, the other ones, too. But, you know, especially if I'm headlining, you got to get those tickets. But you're only doing one or the other in any given town, right? I'm only featuring or headlining. Yes, that's what I'm saying. Wherever you live, if Amy's there, whatever she's doing, come to the show. Yeah, it's going to be 30 minutes or an hour.

It'll either be her amazing act or her opening for somebody even better than her. Nicole Byer. Oh. All right. Sarah Weinshank, what do you got to plug? Sarah Weinshank. just follow me at Princess Shank On Instagram and Twitter Check out my podcast, Shank

Yeah, and check out My Comedy Central series, Shanks for Smoking That's it Yeah Who was the first guest on Shanks for Smoking? Like the first guest ever The first guest ever was Doug Benson. I'm so proud.

Yes. And Brie Pruitt, what do you got to plug? You can see me every Friday in Los Angeles at a show called Faded. And then I have, wow! Faded fans in the house! I also have a monthly tarot card and cannabis themed comedy show

called High Priestess. That's also in Los Angeles. I'll also be in Canada for the first time at the end of February at the Kitchener Waterloo Comedy Festival. Come fuck with me, please. Yay! Well, that's an

invitation right there. Yeah, I get an e- an invite every once in a while. Somebody just wants me to come fuck with them. And I always just put maybe. Can't go. Can't commit. I can't commit. I don't know if I'm in the mood to fuck with them on that particular occasion.

Doug Loves Movies comes back to LOL Comedy in San Antonio on Saturday, February 1st at 420. Another one of your all-time favorites is going to be there for that one. Who would you guess that's going to be, Amy? What town is it in? San Antonio. Jeff Tate? Hey.

Too bad that wasn't the game today. Was it Jeff? You would have won, maybe. You know how I am. Don't, don't. Let's just not have the Tate chant on the shows that he's not on. But get ready,

LOL, wink. You didn't even wink. I didn't laugh out loud, either. Thank you to the Brea Improv for having us down here today. Thank you to everyone in the audience. Was this special earlier time? Did that work out for everybody?

Was that okay? You're done in time to catch the rest of whatever football game is going on right now. Yeah, you don't give a shit about that? No? Okay, cool. All right. Well, you don't give a shit about that? No? Okay, cool. Alright. Well, you know, if the good old Bray Improv will let me do it again, I'll

come back down here and do it again sometime soon. Yeah. Super duper fun. One more time for all of my guests. Bray Pruitt, Sarah Weinstein, Thank you. Amy Miller.

I'm remembering now that I didn't tell the sound dude here at the club the ending cue for the music at the end. So I'm just going to say play the music at the end of this next sentence. As always, positive energy! Yeah! Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you because Doug loves movies!