Doug Loves Movies - Amy Miller, Carlos Rodriguez, "Mark Wahlberg" and Geoff Tate guest

Episode Date: December 21, 2017

Live from the Punch Line in Sacramento, Doug closes out the "T8te Crazy Nights" tour with Amy Miller, Carlos Rodriguez, "Mark Wahlberg" and, of course, Geoff Tate.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Cause Doug loves movies. Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again from the punchline in Sacramento! I might have asked you guys this before. Is there a Sacramento anywhere else? I mean, do you have to say California, or is it pretty clear?

There's a Sacramento, Kentucky? I kind of want to go there. Just walk around going, this is not my Sacramento. This is not my How About Arden mall. Suddenly it's like I'm singing a Talking Heads song. All right. This is not my beautiful how about Arden.

My wife. It's Wednesday December 20th, 2017 and this is the final night of Tate Crazy Nights. So I would like to see some Tate-tastic name tags.

You know you got his furry face on a lot of them. Joe Country for old men. Gardans of the galaxy. I like that. Which one am I? Am I Chris Pratt? That's cool. I'm Groot?

I wish And Rocket, you changed Rocket into a cat Your cat That's great casting, dude Great catting The K-8 of the Furious Okay, I mean, you know I think a lot of these people are judging of the furious. Okay. I mean, you know,

I think a lot of these people are judging because they can't see anything right now because of these giant name tags. Your name's Austin? Yeah. Austin Tin. That's pretty fun.

What's this? Emily Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. That's a big one. That's your face in the scene where Willy Wonka is wearing the jumpsuit to go shrink Mike TV. Yeah, that's what it is. Trust me.

It's just a weird picture of Gene Wilder to pick from the movie, and you put the bow tie and the hat on top of the... Show everybody. Stand up and show everybody this weird... It's not exactly the look you think of

when you think Willy Wonka. But close enough. And so many great ones. Christmas lights on some of them. What are you, Joyce from Stranger Things? That's a professional. Nobody gets a mic drop back quicker than I do.

That was a fast... All right. Thank you for bringing all those name tags. Yeah, your arms are going to be sore tomorrow because you're going to have to hold them up again in a little while Doug Plugs, Doug Loves Movies is back at the American Comedy Company in San Diego

Tuesday night, the day after Christmas It's a new tradition down there in Sweet Home San Diego at 8 o'clock and then Wednesday and Thursday I'm doing stand-up at the Improv in Irvine, California. You know, you guys,

Sacramento's often part of the holiday taint, but this year I'm here early. I'm pre-taint this year. And thank you for all of you guys for showing up. And then Douglas Movies returns to the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in LA on

Tuesday, January 2nd. Franklin location, special time slot, 8 o'clock. 315 people attended Douglas Movies last night in San Francisco. Jesus, somebody said over there.

Cop seats even more than that, but it was a great turnout. So San Francisco won the most attended Take Crazy Night Show contest, but I already had plans to go back to San Francisco anyway. But you guys sold this place out tonight.

It's a sign that this is one of the marijuana capitals of the world that for a sold-out show, there's at least a dozen empty seats, maybe more. Those are people that bought their tickets two or three months ago, probably around 4.22 in the afternoon, and then never thought of it again. Today I told someone to try to get in on standby.

Did you get in? Yay, she made it. Yeah, people tweeted me, sold out, what do I do? And I'm like, go down there. There'll be some fucking seats, I guarantee it. I hope I'm never wrong about that, but that seems to be how it works. And just life in general. Life just comes at you. You can't go to everything you buy a ticket to. It's just the way it works. But you can listen to it for free the next day. And because this show is sold out,

of course, Sacramento, I visit you at least once a year, but let's make it sooner than usual. Maybe... When does it hit? Like a thousand degrees here? Like July? Yeah, I'll come back.

Not April 20th, you sneaky motherfucker! But I'll be back, and I'll be at SF Sketch Fest. You go to sfsketchfest.com for info about that on January 20 and 21. And for all my dates and deets, go to douglasmovies.com. douglasmovies.com! Yeah! Very nice. Yeah! Very nice.

From the corrections department, Rubber Face is a TV movie that Jim Carrey made in Canada. Yeah, I'm glad we cleared that up. Last night, somebody was like, Rubber Face, and I was like, I have no idea what that is, and I'd like to see her face first. Before I start rubbing it.

Yeah! Oh, it's also the meth capital of the world, I believe. Yeah. We got veterans, not of any war or anything, but veterans of Douglas movies. We got four of, I'm guessing, I don't know you guys' individual tastes, but I'm thinking four of your favorite guests are here tonight.

There's another regular that just came by just to hang out. This is the hat I got in Orlando. I've been wearing it every show. And I do the same visual joke in every show. This is an elf graduating from elf school. Yeah, you finally got to see it. Uh, what I brought for the prize bag is last night a lady gave me a very lovely homemade Santa face, um, Christmas tree ornament.

I don't, I don't do the Christmas tree thing, so I got nothing to hang it on. I guess I could hang it on my pubic hairs. Thank you. This isn't Mad Libs, I was gonna say something. I brought some pretzels that they gave me on the flight. Which, if you ever get a chance to fly from San Francisco to Sacramento, it's a treat. It's called... It's takeoff, and then there's landing. Both of those things happen.

And they throw pretzels at you for the two seconds that they're in the air. Coasting or whatever. Cruising altitude. And then I brought... This might be the last one. If not, it's damn close to it. One of the colorful, Christmassy Peacemaker pipes. A little super tiny one.

And I've got my confetti gun that I've been bringing to every show. I will fire that off if something exciting happens tonight. Let me make sure that there's one in the chamber. I might have to pull the trigger a couple of times. And last night, this was on somebody's name tag tag and I tore it off of the name tag to bring it here to you guys tonight because it's an item I kind of want to own myself it's a spider-man fidget spinner alright I see how you guys aren't impressed by that

maybe that's your way of saying, yes, Doug, you should keep it. But no, it's going in the bag, along with stuff brought by my four guests. Let's get them out here. Let's give a warm welcome to Jeff Tate, Amy Miller, Carlos Rodriguez, and Mark Wahlberg.

What's up everybody? Yeah, Mark! Yeah. Hey, Mark. Let's meet the... Hold your questions till the parking lot. Where I will see all of you, I hope. Maybe not all of you.

Some people have jobs. Some people can't wait to get in their car and get in that drive-thru over at Starbucks. There's a line at that Starbucks of cars day and night. Guys don't care. You want to meet the guests individually, and that's what we're going to do right now. Yeah, let's start down there on the other end.

It's his eighth Douglows movies in a row. It's Jeff Tate everybody kind of sounds like they're saying tent they're suggesting where you should maybe live it seemed like

it was an even split like the left side was saying T split like the left side was was the same Tate and the right the rights I was saying Jeff and I guess Jen Jen I thought it would I thought it sounded great I've never heard a more beautiful song. So yeah, so we brought in some heavy hitters tonight to take you on on your final night.

Your record of seven nights so far is four and three, which is pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. One minute they're chanting your name, next minute they're

giving you tepid applause. And in case any of you on the panel is wondering, if you want to stare at yourself the entire time, just look straight ahead. Because that mirror over the bar in this club freaks me out every time. As soon as I make eye contact, I'm like, I'm just going to watch myself the whole time.

I never get to watch myself do comedy. Unless somebody films it surreptitiously. But Jeff how do you feel about your chances tonight? I don't like seeing myself either in that mirror. I think my chances are 50-50 right? Either I win or I don't. You're 50-50. You're well-rested, though? It's been a grueling trip for us. Different city each night for eight nights. Yeah, well-rested?

I don't know. I took a nap today, so maybe. That sounds great. Your hair looks good. Thank you. I got a cool mohawk type thing. Yeah, you might want to look straight ahead for a second. Before you call that a cool mohawk type thing.

The glasses are a really awesome touch. Those are not prescription, by the way. No, they're fake. They're just... No, they're real. Those are glasses prescription by the way. No, they're fake. They're just... No, they're real. Those are glasses. Yeah, yeah. Well, thank you for doing this, Jeff.

And somebody had an amazing suggestion. Did you guys catch any of the episodes with Dale Cheeseman? Yeah, we had a lot of fun with Dale. He was on all the Texas shows for Four Nights. And so maybe next year we do Tate Cheesy Nights. Yeah. Where they have to go

head-to-head against a different audience member each time, because audience members win every time when we get them up here. It's pretty awesome. She started out as an audience member, but quickly became a fan favorite. That's not true. It's Amy Miller! Hello Sacramento.

It's kind of true. No it's not. No. As a comic. I still do that. Somebody, a dear friend of both of ours recommended you and we've never looked back. It's been a great, great time. Aw, that was sweet. Sometimes it's hard to tell if he's being sincere,

but that was a real one. Who, me? Yeah. Yeah, you know. That was nice. I don't pull out sincere often, because only one person in the crowd gives a shit. Everyone else is here

to see me yell at somebody for saying Amy Adams. What are you doing in town, Amy? You've got shows here this weekend, Amy. I will be here Friday and Saturday night. When I'm not with my family

this weekend, I will be on this stage. Looking at myself in that mirror. I'm not with my family this weekend. I will be on this stage. Yep. Looking at myself in that mirror. Does the family come out to the shows? Probably not. Well, I was at Cobb's last

weekend, so they came to some of those. They live in Oakland. It's too far of a drive. Oh, alright. But sometimes I have a random, like, someone I went to third grade with come to this club, and that is fucking scary. I don't like that. Is that weirdo here tonight?

I don't know. Did I go to school with any of you? Good. Oh, we got a hand up. No, she's kidding. She's kidding. She's got green hair. Everything's a joke to her.

Haircuts, other stuff. Well, thank you for being here, Amy. Thanks for having me, Doug. I'm sure your shows here this weekend are going to be super fun. I hope so. I know people here are already thinking about coming back. Also coming back to the show, he's been on the show here

and also in San Francisco it's our friend Carlos Rodriguez the audience does it too when they see you they're so excited am I doing it? Yeah, kind of. I like it. Yay!

You know, anybody can interpret it any way they want. It's, you know, it's everybody's. It's everybody's. It's the people's sound effect. Yeah, no. It's public domain. Yeah, it's public domain. Nobody can sue you for putting that in a song.

Hey, that's my public domain noise. We can sue you for putting that in a song. Hey, that's my fa-fa-fa! Now, I probably went to high school with some of you cats, because I went to nine here in Sacramento, so that's a possibility. Oh, it was low, huh? It was low as shit. Alright, I'll do it over again. Yeah, I probably went to school with some of you motherfuckers.

I went to nine high schools in Sacramento, so if I look familiar, I am. Everybody always hangs out with the kid who changes schools a lot. They do. That's wild. In this town, I can't believe they're not springing to remembering a Rodriguez.

Probably very few of those here, so you probably stand out and also joining us I don't know what he's doing in town but we're going to find out soon enough I don't think we've ever sat this close on the show before

I'm a little intimidated it's Mark Wahlberg! How you guys doing? You doing good? What's up, Sacramento? Let's fucking do this shit. Meow, meow, meow, meow. What's up, Tuck? Oh, hey.

I'm good, thanks. Been on this crazy tour. So excited to have you on the last night. You got a big movie coming out that's controversial because... It's so fucking awesome. Well, no. Kevin Spacey had to be replaced. Fuck that, too. With Christopher Plummer,

who's already getting a reward recognition for... Dude, that's who R.S. wanted first in the fucking movie, and they told him they had to go out to other people. Oh, really? It was their idea? Go get somebody that's gonna possibly ruin our entire enterprise. Yeah. That fucker Kevin Spacey. I told him, I go, hey, Kevin,

if you like your throat, never fucking put it in front of me again. Because I'll take it. Fuck that dude, bro. What? I would rather not, first of all. What's that, Jeff? His throat?

His throat, dude. I will take your fucking throat. What is that? He's going to rip it out. See, I have the strength. I have the strength to take a man's throat from his fucking body. Because Kevin Spacey

molested all those people with his throat? Yeah. Then he'll go to the ER with no fucking throat and he'll be like, tell us on your body what Mark took from you. Show us on the bear. How is he gonna... Okay, he's gonna point to it because he can't speak. He doesn't have a throat.

You're right, dude. His throat is like... Kevin Spacey's got a... That's part of why he's a great actor is his great speaking voice. Fuck him. You're really going to ruin him. Dude, he is fucking rude.

Do you know what we had to do to fucking pick all those shoots up? I had to go back to fucking Rome. I had already lost 30 pounds. Thank you, cardio. They had to resize back to fucking Rome I had already lost 30 pounds Thank you cardio They had to resize all my fucking costumes We had to shoot in Rome over fucking Thanksgiving So do you know who was in charge of Thanksgiving At my house?

Donnie He texts me on Thanksgiving Day Halfway through He goes I think we're out of Taco Bell hot sauce What are you fucking doing Donnie? I told you, stir the gravy. Stir the fucking gravy. I'm sorry for your loss. But the movie's coming out, and

hopefully people will love it. Sean kills it. I wear glasses. It's fucking awesome. Do you wear real glasses or Jeff Tate glasses? No, they're real. I got bad eyesight for the fucking movie. Then I got LASIK.

Then we had to go fucking reshoot that shit and I had to get bad eyesight again. This is what I'm fucking talking about, dude. Would you mind putting on Jeff's glasses for a second so we can see what it looks like? Oh, yeah, for sure. Do you care if I try them on just to show everybody what I did in the movie?

It's your call, dude. I don't want to take your shot. I feel like I'm being recast. I just want to see what he looks like with glasses because I bet you he's pretty smart looking. Ready? Ready to watch it? Yeah. Not with those glasses.

Look at Tucker. You look good. You look good. Where's all the money in the world? You actually get to say the title in the movie? I don't know. After every line, I was like, what if I just fucking ask,

where is all the money in the world? Where is it know. After every line, I was like, what if I just fucking ask where is all the money in the world? Where is it? So they might leave some in, they might not. You gotta go fucking see it. And don't fucking bootleg it or I will beat the fuck out of you.

Watch your throats and asses. What'd you say? Nothing. Nothing at all. I said, I think there's more Taco Bell hot sauce in the packet drawer. You guys that are sitting on the side that have kind of a bad angle on us, have you tried using the mirror to see everybody? It's a great way to see people's faces.

Or maybe you can. I don't know if the angle's right. All right, so that's all of our panel. And they are going to all try to win tonight to the best of their abilities. But before we do that, we have to find out what a lucky audience member is going to drag home in several bags.

Starting with you, Jeff. What did you bring for the prize bag? I brought Justin's peanut butter cups. Yeah, those came off of a name tag last night and you didn't eat them because you heard they're gluten free. No, they said they were vegan. Oh, what? Right? I don't want to eat a fucking...

Why does... Vegan candy or whatever? Do peanut butter cups normally have stuff that vegans can't eat? Peanuts, man. They don't eat peanuts, man. They don't eat peanuts? Every vegan's just someone who grew up with a peanut allergy? Yeah, probably. And then what else you got? I got some of these

also somebody made these fake donuts. People made paper donuts for throwing at shows that don't make a mess. Yeah, yeah. So I saved four and I brought them tonight. And I brought a copy of my forthcoming album. Right? That means later it's called people are what people make them it comes out January 12th but one

of you will win this and the rest of you can buy it on your way out yeah he's got copies and he'll be standing I'll be in the parking lot let's set it up yeah let's do it out in the parking lot. Go right out there. Let's multitask. Yeah. I was hoping I didn't, you know, full disclosure, I didn't get dabbed pre-show tonight, but I was hoping that someone would dab me

out in the parking lot after. Oh, Blunt is a cool dude, but you know that I just said dabs, right? You know, I come to Sacramento, I'm ready to next level this shit. Yeah, that's why I get Amy Miller to bring something for the prize bag.

Hello. Hey, Mark, can you put that on the table for me? Thank you so much. You got it. Why'd you put the glass upon the table? I wanted to. My bag broke, but it's pretty good.

It's kind of like a survival kit for if you have to spend your holidays with conservative family members. Okay. One, a vinyl copy of my album, Solid Gold. I can't pull it out right now, because it'll... Well, yeah. Sure, go ahead. Pass that down.

Just for fun, you know, for laughs. A Gideon's Bible. Can you pass that down? There's some lottery scratchers in here. A fresh tube of Mary Kay eye cream, just if you're crying a lot, you want to prevent those dark circles and then part of my Halloween costume

that was still in my car is now yours. I was 2017 Kathy Griffin. I made this. Wow. And you can just fucking put it in the break room fridge at work, whatever. Put it in your grandma's car.

It's fun. Thank you. I think we should tell the listeners. I say we don't tell the fucking listeners. I say, since we're going to say things real quick, I'll smoke that dude's blunt. I just feel like I'm going bowling. Wow.

Why are you parting with that, Amy? Because you don't want to ever see it again? I keep imagining, like, getting pulled over and having that in my car. Just get, like, some real conservative cop who's like, what the fuck? Well, that's like a one in a million. You're going to get one of those.

Does the listeners still not know what it is? Yeah, I think I like that idea of keeping it. Oh, keeping it? Kathy Griffin was a good clue. It's parts left over from Kathy Griffin's many plastic surgeries. She'd laugh at that.

Maybe. She's still not allowed She's not allowed to laugh at things For another two and a half years That was her sentence From that Carlos, what do you got? I got a Blu-ray DVD Because they're still in style, right?

But it's every X-Men movie made Except for the Logan That's the only one that's not in here. Oh, the best one is not on there. So I got that one. And then I got my season pass to the Raiders versus Cowboys game. Fuck that game.

Shit. Right? By the paper. By the piece of paper. Ain't that about a bitch? But then behind it, I got a $50 gift card to Texas Roadhouse. Ain't that about a bitch? All right, but then behind it, I got a $50 gift card to Texas Roadhouse. Oh, that's nice. And a $35 gift certificate to Redbox. That's a lot of money to give away.

Were those things given to you and you didn't want them? Huh? No, I had to run and grab something for people. Oh, that's... Every time I come, I gotta do something, right? Yeah, well, some people just bring a fake head. Or they just show up and let people look.

Hypothetically. And the thing I got for Jeff for his eighth day of Christmas or whatever, so he's seen my Cubs hat one day, and so I wanted to shoot him the Chicago Cubs Tribune when they won the World Series and fresh off the press, mint condition. Holy shit.

Boom. So Merry Christmas. Oh, yeah. Oh, and this is November 3rd, 2016. It hadn't happened yet. 2016 it hadn't happened yet we still man remember that remember that right before the November 8th oh I put it over here this is I have it oh there's some of your stuff it has some of my stuff in it here I'll take the Jeff stuff in it. Here, I'll take the... Jeff gave me his album. Yeah, we just need bags.

Because I don't have an album. He said, here, you should have one. So if you want to see me YouTube my ass from here. That's for him. I took your album. Thank you, Jack. All right. Thank you, Carlos.

Yep. Mark, what'd you bring? Donnie got a new job. He brought good news. Yeah, you'd think. So he keeps calling himself an entrepreneur, and so he's got all this swag from his fucking new job, and so I stole it because I knew that he would just try to put it

in my fucking stocking this weekend. So here you go. These are my free Cam's Cam Girl slippers. because I knew that he would just try to put it in my fucking stocking this weekend. So here you go. These are my free cams cam girl slippers. Oh, those seem nice. And my free cams sunglasses. Oh, I like these. I like the white sunglasses. You can have them if you want.

You're just taking stuff from Donnie, which makes me happy. All right, so most of that stuff is in the prize bags. Congratulations to our winner, but before we do that, before we get to the game portion of the show, I'd just like to ask everybody, and Jeff is under a lot of pressure because I see him every day, so he has to sneak off and watch a movie on cable

or something. What was the last movie you saw Jeff? I saw, last night I watched Wilson. It was on HBO, that movie with Woody Harrelson. Yeah, he plays a bit of a curmudgeon. Yeah, I really liked it. Yeah? Yeah, I really enjoyed it.

It was well paced. Woody Har I really liked it. Yeah? Yeah, I really enjoyed it. It was well-paced. Woody Harrelson was funny. He was like... You could really empathize with what he was... He was a real dick. But you could see what he meant. I still felt for him. He's kind of like a Larry David character?

Yeah, I mean... Yeah. You root for him more. Larry David, I just want yeah. Like, you root for him more. Like, Larry David, I just want him to lose everything. Like, on the show, I just want everything to fucking go wrong finally. Like, just stop talking for a second. But this guy, you're like, oh, man, he can't. Like, it seems like he just can't, and you just feel for him.

It was a really good performance, and Laura Dern's in it, and she was fucking great. It's a really good... I liked it. I should have gone to sleep. Wow, that's a... That's how good a movie it was. That's a five-star review. I saw this movie.

I should have gone to sleep instead. My dreams would have been better, probably. Oh, that's not how I meant it. I meant it like I should have. Yeah, you meant you shouldn't watch it and you should be asleep. Yeah, yeah, but I kept watching it. Oh, okay, so it kept you up.

Yeah. That's a better way to review it. This movie kept me up. No matter how much I tried to fall it. This movie kept me up. No matter how much I tried to fall asleep, this movie kept me awake. So it's like when your upstairs neighbor has kids. I hope Wilson is more entertaining than being kept up by loud children. Yeah, yeah.

It was so entertaining, I should have been asleep. Okay, now we're just repeating ourselves. Amy, what was the last movie you saw? I watched the Jim and Andy movie on Netflix. Ooh. Ooh. That's some trippy shit. Did you see it? No, I want to watch it, but I also don't like the idea

that Jim Carrey thought that he needed to act like Andy Kaufman. Oh, the whole thing's very, very infuriating. Oh, fucking A. Do you have something to say about character acting, Mark? He's like, oh, I gotta fucking become the person? I'm like, dude, you don't even have to learn your fucking lines.

Half the shit I say is like, I'll do it. I won. That's the fucking line every fucking time for a movie I'm in. You stay here. I'll go do it. I know the answer. Let's do this. Fucking become a character for three months.

Anyway, back to me. Thanks for that. Oh, man, I've seen all your movies. That is all you do? $68 million in 2017. It works. It's almost like you just made all the money in the world. Thank you.

Sorry, sorry. Did you like it, Amy? Yes and no. I like the director a lot. Home movie is like one of my favorite documentaries ever. But it's infuriating. I don't know. You can't.

It makes me mad. The whole movie made me mad. About Jim and Andy. I hated everybody. Because you can't just be a nightmare as a lady comedian because people won't hire you. But you're a dude, you're a genius. Oh, you're so difficult and crazy. And on drugs.

You're a genius. Amy, here's how right you are, Amy. Andy Kaufman was allowed to be an even more irritating comedian, Tony Clifton. Yes! And he got hired. People were still like, I'd Clifton. Yes! And he got hired. People were still like, I'd rather have that.

I know, Jeff! And I have to pretend like I'm nice all the time just to get work. But there were extremely diminishing returns on all the things Andy Kaufman was doing

before he, you know, eventually succumbed to cancer. Like, he was very unpopular. He became less and less popular the longer he was a living figure. True, with his fans and his friends. Where people voted him off of the show. Which reminds me,

we're still considering doing a year off with Sear Off. I support this. What was the last movie you saw, Carlos? I saw, at the house, I saw The Room. I checked The Room out. Wait, so you purchased a copy of it? On Amazon, it's on Amazon.

Yeah, yeah. That little fire stick? Yeah, yeah. It costs money though, right? Yeah. Yeah, because I don't think you can watch The Room without paying money, which is the genius of Tommy Wiseau

as he made such a shitty movie, but he completely owns it now, and so he's making bank off, he just makes money anytime anybody watches it. Yeah, because I never see it, and I was like, fuck, I wanted to see Disaster, but I checked that out first, and so it's, fuck, man, it was tough.

Yeah, I mean, it's not like a laugh riot through the whole thing it is just genuinely awful it's fucking it's like a soft core porn that never had sex well I hear they go back to the same sex scene a couple of times

like where the day and date hasn't changed and it's horrible and then I went to the movie theater I said fuck I gotta see a good and then I went and went to the movie theater. I said, fuck, I gotta see a good flick. So I went and seen, at the theater, I went and seen Three Billboards in fucking Montana, Missouri. What is ebbing?

We don't pronounce born in East L.A. wrong. Was that a shitty example of a Hispanic motion picture? Three ebbings outside Ebbing, Missouri. Yeah. Nailed it. Yeah.

And did you like that? Yeah, I liked that, man. Woody Harrelson's a fucking... Woody Harrelson's a champ, man. He's an unsung hero. Him and fucking John Goodman. Those guys don't get their due, I don't think. You know who else is in three?

John Goodman's in three billboards? No, I'm just saying that those caliber of actors, they don't get their due, man. They don't have no awards. Well, I caliber of actors, they don't get their due, man. They don't have no awards. Well, I mean, John Goodman graduated with honors from Monsters University. I stand corrected. He was also a King Ralph.

Like a fucking king. Yeah, he was a king for a little while. But yeah, I mean, Goodman's always amazing. He's a voice in oh, I just saw Valerian, which by the way Valerian and the City of a Thousand thingies

was the subject of a recent episode of How Did This Get Made and I was a guest on it, but it's a premium episode that you can only get if you have Stitcher Premium. I didn't know that going in, but Stitcher Premium is a cool thing, so you can only get if you have Stitcher Premium. So I didn't know that going in, but Stitcher Premium is a cool thing, so you can listen to it there if you want to.

Mark? I saw Star Wars, The Last Jedi? Oh, it's got a question mark at the end? It fucking should. I mean, we know it's not the last movie about Jedis and the Force and all that stuff. Yeah. There's going to be lots more of those.

Did you like it? I did not like it, no. What was wrong with it, Mark Wahlberg? Is it... Just like... Can we just jump right to it? You're not in it? That's the problem?

I turned it down. What? Which role were you up for? Snoke? Uh-uh. Fucking Ackbar. Were you going to be a por? Which role were you up for? Snoke? Uh-uh. Fucking Ackbar. Were you going to be a porg? You were going to play Ackbar?

Wasn't there another actor that played Ackbar previously? They said, if you want in, we'll take him out. I was like, I don't think I want to fucking do this. Well, they took him out anyway. Spoiler! Oh, shit, dude. You fucking did that. I finally did it.

I'm just going to say this. More fighting. It needs more fighting? Yeah. I don't want to give anything away. Yeah, there was a little less laser dual action than I would have... Lightsaber. I thought it was smart of them, though, to move up

so that they didn't compete with all the money in the world. I was like, you're fucking right, dude. Oh, they released it early to get out of the way of your movie? They fucking know. They're a smart biz on their part. Like I said, I was on a 17 minute plane ride today, so

I didn't... I didn't try to get in a movie. I'm still working on... I haven't quite completed get in a movie. I'm still working on... I haven't quite completed Transformers The Last Knight. Fuck, dude.

I'm sorry, I said it wrong. Transformers The Last Knight? You're fucking right. That's fucking right. Because there's going to be more of those, too? Who fucking knows? Yes, there will be more. Are you alive at the end of the most recent one?

I haven't watched all of it. I'm alive at the end of the most recent one? I haven't watched all of it. I'm alive at the end of every fucking movie. Don't you die in fear? No. Perfect storm, you die? Nope. He swims back. You never see the body.

I do not fucking swim back, dude. I call for a whale and I ride that motherfucker. Standing up, too. Fucking aim. Turn the show off, Bert, because I'm about to say let the games begin! Let the games begin!

Holy cow, this is exciting Sacramento always steps up with the name tags Lots of great ones. What's this baby driver one? What does it say? It says baby driver? Oh, Davey driver I was going to say, you didn't change anything But Davey driver is different

So all of you, lady and gentlemen, go pick the name tag you want to play for. And while you do that, we'll do this. We'll be right back. Today's episode is brought to you in part by The Shape of Water. From Fox Searchlight and visionary filmmaker Guillermo del Toro comes the highly anticipated and critically acclaimed film

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Don't miss The Shape of Water, nominated for seven Golden Globes and now playing in select theaters. Back to the show. All right, we're back. That was exciting, and thank you for not being loud. It was a very respectful crowd. Of course, this gentleman up here was upset that Jeff didn't pick his name tag with Junior Mints stuck to it. What did you decide to go with, Jeff?

I went with Davey Driver. Because I like it a lot. And this is pretty cool. He's got a... I'm the Jamie Foxx guy. Harry Dean Stanton is the Foxx guy. Of course. Harry Dean Stanton is the Jon Hamm guy. I mean, this is a solid cast.

His version, even. It's even got a... Even Dave. And introducing Dave right at the end. It's a bunch of cool guys. And Dave as the baby driver. That's pretty cool. Legitimately turned down a role in that movie.

Which part? Edgar doesn't want me to say. Can I guess? Yes. Kevin Spacey's little boy? Or no, it's his nephew. It's his nephew. If that had been offered to me,

he would have died a lot earlier in that movie. Spoiler alert. that's on you. The little boy doesn't die. Amy, who are you playing for? I am playing for Robert. And this is who framed Robert Rabbit. Big respect

to Robert, because he didn't put anyone's face on anything And that's why I picked it Because no one put mine on anything anyway I'm just imagining I'm Jessica In my head This guy's got one with your face on it You want to trade it in?

Is that why you were yelling my name when I was over there? That makes sense. No, I can't trade it now, but what is it? Yeah, what's the movie? Jumanji? The old one or the new one? Jumanji? I hope I'm The Rock.

You fucking made a poster with The Rock in it? I don't know why people are so against new mungy. I think it looks fun. I mean, it might be shitty, but who knows. So you put Amy's face on there? Thank you. She just probably assumed that when they come to my shows here at the Sack Punch, everybody just can't help yell out Amy.

No? Okay. Carlos, who are you playing for? I'm playing for Fast Times at Ridgemont Heidi. It's very clever because Spicoli orders a pizza in the classroom so she put the thing on a pizza but you're disappointed because there's no pizza in it.

There's no pizza in it. There's no pizza in it. Yeah. Pretty sneaky, sis. Got me. All right, and then, Mark, you managed to find another Willy Wonka situation out there. First of all, I like to choose my signs by what will be the hardest thing to carry.

Gotta get your workouts when you can, guys. If you're making any fucking resolutions, get your fucking workouts in when you can. And it says, Wilson Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. And then there's some other thing. I think you just changed names at the bottom of the cast.

Yeah, I did put my name in there and Gaio and Jeff. I chose it. Not that you asked. Because at the end, the Wonka dude looks at that little kid and says, don't forget what happened to the boy who had everything he ever wanted.

And you know what? What happened to that boy? He grew up to be a Mark Wahlberg. Can you tear the Junior Mints off of there and give them to Jeff? Yeah, for sure. Jeff, you want these? Yeah. Okay, but you gotta... Can you tear the Junior Mints off of there and give them to Jeff? Yeah, for sure. Jeff, you want these?

Yeah. Okay, but you gotta... Yeah, it turns out he does. It's a bigger Junior Mints than what you have. I thought you were really, really strong. It seems like you're kind of struggling. I didn't want to ruin this dude's artwork. What's this thing? It's like a box that's got like a Fake wrapper on it that says

Seize candies I don't fucking know Well pull that off of there Mark I mean Mr. Wahlberg Well put your foot on it and then just pull it off I haven't said that since the set of Boogie Nights Laughter Laughter

Laughter Laughter Laughter It seems like it's in some sort of fancy tin or something. So what's the deal with candy? You just eat it so that you have a better reason to work out later? Pretty much. All right. That's pretty much it in a nutshell.

Oh, this is nice. It's little seized candies with a Santa Claus-y on it. Yeah, I might have to give this away at the next show. Pass it forward. Alright, so great job, everybody, and good luck to the people whose name tags were chosen.

I'm going to put this See's Candy bag in the prize bag. Why not? I touched it. Congrats on winning something that Mark Wahlberg touched. You've touched us all in your films. Thanks, dude. I fucking appreciate that.

I would say in America it's assumed but to fucking hear it is great. We're going to start with a game called Characters Welcome I'll name characters from a film and the first person to say the correct title wins Alright

and this is of course just between the people on stage please please don't yell it out if you figure it out. Because some of you might figure it out faster than them. I don't know. No, I know. Somebody here will figure it out before my guests do.

What movie has these characters in it? Girl at Parade. Just say it? Yeah, just guess as often as you like. National Lampoon's Animal House. Yeah, full title, no. The guy in the audience just said some title out loud.

I just said. It's only between the people on stage. You said it quietly, but still. Let me see your throat, dude. between the people on stage. You said it quietly, but still. Let me see your throat, dude. See?

That's how quick it can go. For the listener at home, I took his throat. So efficient and quiet, your throat. What can I do? Your throat snatching. Lone survivor, I learned that shit. There's a character in this movie called Tow Truck Driver.

There's another character called Sparky. Yeah. There's... Adventures in Babysitting? No. Dennis the Menace, Other Side of the Fence? Yeah There's Adventures in babysitting? No Dennis the Menace Other side of the fence? Don't you mean

Dennis the Menace The other side of the fenice? Fucking A That's a better time Lady Bird No no no Toddler's angry mom Boss baby child

Is a character in this Boss baby? No Problem child? Look who's talking too Look who's talking Look who's talking again Boss Baby Problem Child Look who's talking too Look who's talking Look who's talking again Would you please fucking look over here

They're talking For the last god damn time They're talking again Hey check out these talking babies Dogs too Officer Hummel Is a character in this movie That gives it away

For some people I think There's a character named Ted Malton No relation to our Esteemed and beloved Leonard Malton No There's also a character named Myron Larrabee

Johnny Dangerously That should give it away All dogs go to heaven Maybe There's also a character named Myron Larrabee. Johnny Dangerously. That should give it away. All Dogs Go to Heaven. Maybe. Howard Langston. Oh, shit. Yeah.

That's like the main character. Yeah, fuck. His name is Howard Langston. Did you guys know Howard the Duck had a last name? That was going to be my guess. Howard the Duck. Howard and Maude. Harold and Howard. Movies with a Howard in them.

Howard and the Hendersons. The true Buck Howard. Police Academy. The Rock. Armageddon. This movie has a character named Daring Shopper. Jingle all the way. That is correct. An A, too.

Of course. What's up, Wilson? The next and final character I was going to name is Turbo Man. Oh, yeah. That would have definitely given away if it hadn't gone to Daring Shopper. And where's the name tag that's Jingle All The Way out there that didn't get picked?

Is that the one? Jing Kyle? Where's Jing Kyle? There's two Jingle all the way fire that out fire that out there's one that says it's even got Jeff Tate on it and it says Jing Kyle all the way with Jeff what does it say about Jeff no the Tate nigger

the Tate nigger I thought that was something else yeah that is rough that is not something you said. Yeah, that is rough. That is not something you want to... That's a thin line, dude. Don't repeat that when you've been drinking. Straight 9-1 sickness in this mother... I'm like, did you put something

on there with Jeff's name? No. Tatenager. Stop saying it. Don't do it either, Doug. The fucking line is too thin, dude. I'm saying it very clearly. It's obviously I'm saying Tatenager. Oh, gosh.

I got a thing. I got a thing. You guys have a great night. It's for you, dude. Stop. I know you want to do it one more time So bad I can feel it I do, but I'm But I'm going to have Arnold say it

Oh no, that'll be worse That'll be worse This is like a triple Lindy Who is this Tate-a-nago you speak of? No, no Stop saying it. Oh. Nigga. I'm saying my last name, the last part of my last name, nigga.

Yes, tie your shoes. Dude, I always tie my shoes. You never know when you're going to do a 7K. You never know. They got the Sacramento December 27K. Starts right here at How About Arden. HBA if you're cool. Let's play Last Man Stanton.

I've looked into some... You know, I looked at my Twitter. Some audience members have stepped up, said they've got suggestions. So I'm going to take one suggestion, then I'm going to look at the panel, and if anyone seems like they're on thin ice with that suggestion, we'll get a second name. And I'm

even ready to get a third name if we have to. Where's TonySnyder42? Hey, man. No! Tony! He wrote to me today on Twitter, I do not have a name for you tonight.

Dude, you gotta know your limits. Donnie could learn something from this guy. So I just wanted to give him a shout out for being honest, but also unnecessary. Unnecessarily honest. Where is Matches54? Yeah.

Hey dude, what's your actual name? Matt. Matches, I get it. And you're 54 years old? You look good. Born in 54? 54 kids? You just like the number 54?

Yeah. What do you got for last man's 10? Who should we play tonight? Bill Murray. Well, that has certainly come up before, but is a great one. Does anybody on the panel feel like you need another second name to help you? Maybe.

Not yet. Does everybody feel good about Bill Murray? I could probably use a second name. You think, Jeff? He doesn't have very many, right? Bill Murray. I was thinking of Joe Murray. Not Brian Doyle.

Bill. Well, Brian Doyle Murray, you just have to say Bill Murray movies for the most part. He's in a lot of those. All right, so let's go ahead and get a second name. Where is GBNoland07? Did I say that right?

Christopher Walken. Christopher Walken. Holy shit. Well, you guys, the show's going to run a while. So I'm already going to recuse myself because this is just ridiculous. I'm not going to play tonight. You guys each have one

lifeline and we'll try to keep it moving pretty fast. And Mark gets to go first, then we'll go to Carlos, Amy, and then Jeff. The films of Bill Murray and

Christopher Walken. If you can name one that has both, you just win automatically. I don't think that exists. But if it does, I take that back. That's not a real rule. That would be a dope rule, though. Right? Go, Mark.

I have a microphone, so I get to say this. Stripes. I'm going to go... As soon as we're going to keep it moving, I'm going to go Scrooged. I like it. Let's just do only movies that begin with S Groundhog Day

yes Scroundhog's Day you don't have to put an S on the second word turn it into some sort of pig Latin meatballs let's of pig Latin. Meatballs. Let's be pig Latin.

Meatballs, correct. Mark. Caddyshack. Uh-huh. Ghostbusters. Mm-hmm. Boston Translation. You can do it, Amy.

I did it. Oh, yeah. I like your delayed doubt. You just already had it queued up. Jeff. Ghostbusters 2. Come on, Jeff. You got this.

Mark. Batman Returns. Come on, buddy. You can do it. Carlos. Zombieland. Amy. For Christopher Walken, I'm going to go Annie Hall. What?

Kingpin. Yeah, Kingpin. Mark. The Deer Hunter. I'm going to go Prophecy. Thank you. That was a live Facebook like. There's a lady impressed over there.

That was one of the 300 high school teachers you had. That's all we watched in her class. Too bad you're married, dude. Who, me? I'm not married. Oh, you're not? I don't know. You married me. He's like, well, you're Mexican.

I figured you'd be. That's not why I'm not married. Oh, you're not? I don't know. Married me. He's like, well, you're Mexican. I figured you'd be... That's not why you should be married. There is a reason. Amy? Caddyshack 2. Oh, shit. Is that true? Yes, I believe so.

Jeff's trying to talk her out of it. Why? I don't think he shows up in that one. He doesn't. Do you want to go to your lifeline? Dan Aykroyd shows up and does the same voice. I got that going for me.

Robert? It's a different guy. Seven Psychopaths. Oh, I guess we're walking. Seven Psychopaths. He said it in a scary way, though. Is that what you're going with, Amy? Seven Psychopaths?

Yeah. Okay. Sure. Jeff? What about Bob? What. What about Bob? What? What about Bob? Oh, you said it funny.

What about Bob? Bob, Bob, Bob! Bob, Bob, Bob! Bob, Bob, Bob! Mark. Wedding Crashers. Nice. King of Newers. Nice.

King of New York. Yes. I got nothing left. What? I know. Don't help me. I'd rather lose than cheat. Why?

Because I'm a noble fucking person. She wants to catch up if she can. Catch me if you can. Don't do that. Come on. Don't be too prideful in the gym. Sometimes you need a spot.

I didn't say the name of it. I just said you wanted to catch up if you can. Quit change. Yeah, that's a dope one. People like that one. Operation Dumbo drop? Wait, what? No?

Who's in that? I thought Bill was in that. Why would he be in that? Dumbo drop? Wait, what? Uh-uh. No? No. Who was in that? No. I thought Bill was in that. No. Why would he be in that? I just thought he fucking was, dude. You think Bill Murray would be in a Dennis Leary movie?

Wilson, what do you got? Oh, Wilson. Wilson. Oh. There you go. Said like a true curmudgeon. There it goes. Now you just opened the floodgates on six movies.

Okay. What'd you go with? The Royal Tenenbaums. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to go with Christopher Walken and Nick of Time. Johnny Depp. Nick of Time.

Yeah. That movie was told in real time and nothing's more boring. But Johnny Depp was so hot. It's true. So hot in his fake glasses. Charles S. Dutton is in that movie. I like that movie. You like any rock when it comes right down to it.

Yeah, yeah. Anybody who was ever called rock. Rock. Yeah, that was a fun TV show too. He was a garbage man in Baltimore. I don't think you should call him names, but he was in Baltimore. Is it to me? It's my turn.

The Life Aquatic was Steve Zissou. Ah, nice full title action there. Thanks for the help over here. Now it's your turn, Jeff. Wayne's World 2. Trippy. I'm just trying to enunciate it clearly after I failed on What About Bob so badly.

What about Bob? What about Bob? What about Bob? Mark. Fuck, what's the name of this fucking movie? Oh, you can think of it, dude. The Founder. Yeah.

No? What? Yeah, that's the other dude. What the fuck was his movie? Yeah, that's Michael Keaton time. Michael Keaton time? Yeah. What are you was his movie? Yeah, that's Michael Keaton time. Michael Keaton time? Yeah. What are you confusing it with?

His other fucking movie. Did you use your life on yet? Yes, sir. Oh, shit. Mark Wahlberg's in trouble. Not really. The Decepticons are nowhere to be found. Because no matter what happens

if this game's over, I'm still Mark Wahlberg. You might have a ton of money, but my brother's not a fuckhead. Whoa. I'm just saying, Mark Wahlberg, when you leave and you're Mark Wahlberg, you gotta go deal with Donnie.

That's true, but... Yeah, no matter how this game ends, you still got yourself a Donnie. Yeah, but he's like a dog that almost knows how to play fetch. My brother's so good at fetch. Oh, fuck, dude. I prefer Donnie. Is that weird?

Yeah, if you're a liar. I was a little girl in the 80s. We all prefer Donnie. Thank you. Whoa, this is... I don't think we need to do this. I thought you meant you preferred Donnie to my brother, and I was like, wait a second.

Donnie to my brother. And I was like, wait a second. Yeah, dude, I think I might let a normal person win this. That's fine, because I got smoking to do. Have a funky, funky Christmas. Remember that? Go ahead, kids. Yeah, feel like me for once. Rush more.

Fuck, that's what I was going to say. That's what you were gonna say I almost said no because in my head I heard rush hour Amy the Grand Budapest Hotel yes Jeff

the Dead Zone oh nice pull for Christopher Walken. Carlos. Ah, shite. That's the one I was going to pick. Fucking hell. Pulp Fiction. Yeah.

Yeah. Amy. Moonrise Kingdom. Yes. Jaya. True Romance. Yeah. The Romance. The Darjeeling Limited.

The what? Excuse me? I can't say the name. You can't say it, but you want me to accept it. That's correct. It is correct. The Darjeeling Limited. Boom, there it goes. Mush mouth ass. All boom, there it goes. Mushmouth ass, huh?

All right, you got that one. The, the, fuang, fuang, fuang. Okay. Amy. Doug. What? A Very Murray Christmas. Oh, I see.

I see you said my name first to warn me that you were going to say something that is not a movie. It's not a movie? It's a Christmas special. It's a musical. It has a story? Yeah. The story of Christmas. Alright, thank you, Amy.

That's it? I'm out? Yeah, but this is another game, so you're good. That's fine. Jeff? Mad Dog and good. That's fine. Jeff. Mad Dog and Glory. Mm-hmm. Kylo's. Oh, just me and Jeff?

Huh? Just me and you? Yeah. Zizou? Steve Zizou? Oh, did we say that? No, no, we didn't say that. Yeah, we did say that.

Shit, I just had it. Oh, fuck. You got it. The Monuments Men. Oh, fuck. You got it. The Monuments Men. Envy. The Monuments Men. Then Jeff says envy. Prophecy Part Two.

Whoa. For the listeners at home, this is the difference between people who watch movies and a guy who's in them Ed Wood Suicide Kings where the buffalo roam. Wow.

I want to check that. No, you don't. I can verify that one. Let me see. Oh, Bill Murray and Christopher Walken. All right. Yeah. Lifeline.

I didn't say mine. Heidi. Heidi. Heidi. St. Vincent. St. Vincent. What's this guy over here saying? Why are you over there saying something? What was the one Heidi said?

St. Vincent. She said St. Vincent. You last one more, but I think Jeff's going to take you down on this. Get low. No, he's not a get low. Bill Murray with Robert Duvall, yeah. Oh, I'm thinking get shorty.

Oh, he's definitely not get shorty. I got your back on that. If he had said something completely different, then yes, you would be right. All right, Christopher Walken, where you at? Yeah. Oh. What you doing, Christopher Walken? There's a Prophecy Part 3.

He's in all the Prophecy movies? Yeah. There's a movie called The Razor's Edge. Mm-hmm. Um... Let me see, Let me see. Let me see. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Blast in the Past. Wow. Yeah. I'm in. I'm on the ropes. I'm like... Oh, yeah. You're seriously on the ropes.

I am. There's no kidding around about it. I love this, but I do have to start working out at some point. We're just giving him more time. Shut up. Go. Do some push-ups while they play. All right.

One more. This is... I wish you would have... I wish you would have... I wish you would have... I wish you would have... I wish you would have... I wish you would have...

I wish you would have... I wish you would have... I wish you would have... I wish you would have... I wish you would have... I wish you would have... I wish you would have... I wish you would have... I wish you would have... I wish you would have... I wish you would have... He does the hardest kind.

You guys are supposed to keep playing. Let's go. I know, I know, I know. Did you go to your lifeline yet? No, I'm not out. There's a lot of commotion. Say it. There's a movie Christopher Walken's in

called Last Man Standing. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Bill Murray is in the new Ghostbusters with the women. Yeah, right? With the women! That's some problematic shit right there. That bitch Ghostbusters with the women. Yeah, right? With the women! That's some problematic shit right there. Are they not?

That bitch Ghostbusters. The one that ruined my childhood. Jeff. Garfield. Oh, yeah. I was going to do that, too. Garfield Part 2. Full title.

Fucking cat's meow. No. Hey, fuck you, whoever said no in the audience. You're on my team, you're in my city, god damn it. Come on, you can do it. It's probably like I hate Mondays or something. Yeah, it's probably something about lasagna. Yeah, John, feed me.

Garfield Part 2, John, fucking feed me. That's incorrect. All right. Can I... I know it. It's called A Tale of Two Kitties. Yeah.

So Jeff Tate is the winner of Last Man Stanton. Tate is the winner of Last Man Stanton. That's fun. Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate. All right, so Jeff, since you won that game, you pointed out something to me very interesting during the course of the Tate Crazy Nights. On the nights when you were not the victor, the last game we played, just like tonight, is the Ron Bennington's Adjusted for Inflation Bureau game.

is the Ron Bennington's Adjusted for Inflation Bureau game. And you say you're not that great at that game. But then also, because there's often a theme that emerges in it, you think that going first is a disadvantage. And you had to go first every time because you'd win the game before. So tonight, since you won that last game for Ron Bennington game, you get to pick the order.

So of this panel here right now, who do you want to have what you think is the least advantage and go first? For sure, Mark. And when... This is going to be a whole new feeling for me. and go first. For sure, Mark. This is going to be a whole new feeling for me.

He's got all the other advantages. And when do you want to go, Jeff, in the order? In this one, I'll go... I want to go this way. Second. Okay, so I'll go Mark, Jeff, Amy, Carlos. Yeah, I think that sounds good. I think. All right.

This is a lot of pressure. I wish that it didn't happen. This whole show? I mean, what if I pick wrong? And I'm not going to know until later. Like after. Why didn't you make yourself last? I should go last. Let me go last. Thanks, Amy.

You're welcome. Alright, so it's going to go Mark, Carlos, Amy and then Jeff. Yeah. I like that. I got four rounds and hopefully it won't end in a tie. Because I don't have a tiebreaker. Because I'm a bad planner.

I still got more Bill Murray movies. Yeah, I figured you would. Yeah, if you want to use that as a tiebreaker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just in case. But what's the one that's not Operation Dumbo Drop? Larger Than Life? Larger Than Life. Yeah, there's definitely an elephant movie.

It was hilarious how you were like, why would he be in a movie with Dennis Leary? That's more egregious than an elephant. Of course he'd be in a movie with an elephant, but why would he be in a movie with Dennis Leary? I'm saying it's Dennis Leary. Dennis Leary? I was saying it's a Dennis Leary. Dennis Leary's the main character.

I could have said, why would he be in a movie with Danny Glover? I think he's in it too. All right. Starting with you, Mark. You need to name, you got to try to name a movie that's in this person's top three

at the box office for all time, according to Box Office Mojo, after being adjusted for inflation. And we're here in the state capital of California, so it just felt appropriate. And I hope I pronounced this clearly. Oh no. Arnold

Schwarzenegger. It's okay because it's with an A. Schwarzenegger. It's okay because it's with an A. Schwarzenegger. Schwarzenegger. That'd be a fun way to start saying it. But Mark, what's in his top three, you think? Terminator 2. Judgment Day.

Okay. Carlos. Three, you think? Terminator 2. Judgment Day. Full time, okay. Carlos? No, that's not it. I was going to say all the way, but that would have been stupid. Top, one of his top four movies, right?

All grossing, all time. Three, top three. Top three. Shit. Ah, man. I don't... Fuck. Damn it, I want to go second.

Say a movie that Arnold Schwarzenegger's in. Any movie? I'll say any movie. Just say one. Pick one that Arnold Schwarzenegger's in. Or Predator. I'll do Predator. Okay, Predator. You said two movies. I gave you one. I was that Arnold Schwarzenegger's in. Or Predator. I'll do Predator. Okay, Predator.

You said two movies. I gave you one. I was going to say Predator. You said Commando already. I'll say Commando. Okay, he's going back to Commando for you, Amy. Which, you know, I don't know if you'd want to hear that from your boyfriend. What?

That he's going back to Commando. I think that'd be great You like a boyfriend with drawers on, don't you? I don't know Easier access, no underwear You really need easier access? Like there's issues getting to it? Depends on the size, bro I am tired of washing his underwear, though,

so this is an idea. Look big, feel big. Fuckin' A, dude. Terminator. What? Terminator. What? That's how you say it?

The Terminator? The Terminator. Okay, Jeff? what the Terminator okay Jeff I'm gonna say fuck I got two in my head I can't believe I'm gonna say Kindergarten Cop

that shit was in the theater for like a year alright I had to change my... Can I change my back? You cannot change... No, you said two movies already. But she told me to change it. You can't change it again.

What do you want to change it to? Eraser. You don't want to... Okay, I give you permission to change it to Eraser. Christmas miracle. Coming in at number 10,

I just thought this would be interesting, his 10th highest grossing movie is Jingle All the Way. Oh. Yeah. All the Way at number 10. So let's jump forward to number three. Nobody mentioned it. Total Recall.

Number two also did not get mentioned. True Lies. That was the other one I was thinking of. Yeah, but the number one movie is T2 Judgment Day. is T2 Judgment Day. So Mark is screaming out into the lead with three points and everyone else... Motherfucker, I'm from Dorchester, Massachusetts.

You can give me all the fucking disadvantages you want. He's gonna persevere. Everyone else is at zero. Seems like you should have gone first after all. Yeah, right? Okay, Carlos gets to start us off this time and then we go to Amy and Jeff

and Mark and the actor, actress in mind here is Linda Hamilton. I'm going to say Terminator 2, Judgment Day.

Amy? I have no idea. Terminator 3? You have no idea. Terminator 3? You have no idea. I don't know any other Linda Hamilton movies. Well, but what was... Doug, it's okay.

What did you say in the first round? The Terminator. Do you want to say that now? Yeah. Oh, you should have said that. I'm going to say that now, Doug. Okay, Jeff?

Terminator 3. Rise of the machines You see Amy That's what people usually do Instead of freaking out That they say two titles Okay Thanks for your tips They say two titles. Okay. Thanks for your tips.

Mark? Jingle all the way. Interesting guess by an interesting guesser. Coming in at number three and worth one point, The Terminator! Oh, look at him. Number two for Linda Hamilton. This will surprise many people.

Dante's Peak. Oh! Yeah. I was too busy looking at Pierce Brosnan and that old lady dying in lava. But coming in at number one, T2 Judgment Day. It was a hard one you guys, but I stuck with it.

Always tried and true. Give it up to God. I'm a winner, you guys, but I stuck with it. Always tried and true. Give it to God. I'm a winner, you're a winner. All right, Amy, you get to start off this next round. Round three of four. The films. Here we go. Just relax.

You don't know who it's going to be? No. Okay, watch. Don't worry about it, Mark. You think you know who it's gonna be? No. Okay, watch. Don't worry about it, Mark. You think you know who it's gonna be? Jeff, do you know who it's gonna be? Who do you think it's gonna be, Mark? I don't know who it's gonna be, but I know what the answer is.

Who do you think it's gonna be, Mark? That little fucking kid that didn't become Elijah Wood. No, no. Edward Furlong? Fucking A, bro. Box office mojo doesn't track just anybody. Is it Ronald Reagan? Furlong dropped out of the race a long time ago.

Are you only doing California governors? Yeah, Lyndall Hamilton was a great... Great, she had a great run. I voted for her. Great fucking run. That girl could do a pull-up. Fuck, man. Amy, you get to go first on the films of Bill Paxton.

The late, great Bill Paxton. Oh, shit. No audience help, please. Just let Amy figure it out. Twister. She's help, please. Just let Amy figure it out. She's going Twister. Thank you.

Jeff? Come on, Jeff. Hold on, I'm going to say Apollo 13. Don't fuck around. Okay, Apollo 13. Mark? Those are the two I fucking thought of. Oh, shit.

So you know what? I'm going to give a shout-out to a great fucking man by listing my favorite fucking movie ever did. And if you didn't see it, increase that fucking box office the next chance you get. Near Dark. All right, that's interesting. You did a film together, but that's cool

Carlos? I know Bill Paxton I'm gonna say True Lies He has the best line in it You guys remember that? When Arnold Schwarzenegger was about to kill him None of us said it, man

We don't remember it Stop talking to the crowd I've done eight in a row, man. We don't remember it. Stop talking to the crowd. I've done eight in a row, man. What are you doing? I do dislike it when the guests talk to the crowd because it encourages them to talk. But I'm just double-checking something real quick. I just want to keep this as

legit as possible. So you guys talk amongst yourselves. But not to the crowd. No. Do not talk to them, please. Why do they always have to make so much noise at us, guys? Like, why do they come in here and then they fucking...

What, uh... I don't know what those noises represent, but... You should sit over here. What did you say, Jeff? What was your answer? I said whatever was first. I said, uh... Oh, fuck. I said Titanic. No, you didn't.

That's what I said. Just tell me, Jeff. I'm not. Just tell me what you really said, fuck. I said Titanic. No, you didn't. That's what I said. Just tell me, Jeff. I'm not. Just tell me what you really said, Jeff. Apollo 13. Okay. I would like to change my answer, Jeff. It seems to be something you let a lot of normal people do up here.

Yeah, I would like to... Okay, what did you say, Amy? Twister. And Carlos? True Lies. Okay, that's what I wanted to double check about. Because I just want to make sure I'm not fucking you over on True Lies. Because, like, Box House Mojo gets weird with cameos.

And sometimes they don't list cameos. And Paxton could be considered a cameo in True Lies even though it's part of the game. Okay, then I'll go Titanic. It's a cameo. Let me just tell you guys real quick. Titanic's off the table. Oh, okay.

Oh, because that's a cameo too, huh? You all blew it. You blew it. You all didn't say it. Game over, man. Game over. This is a sinking ship. Why'd you mix the tanks?

Okay, first off, if you guys are going to do lines, you need to say, look good, feel good, I look good, you feel good, then do your fucking line. Hey, it's coming on. It's almost dark time.

It's near darkness. That's actually a perfect reading of a line from that movie. That's what I mean. They just make noises at us. Every time anybody ever does a show, they go, hey, don't do that. And then every time, they do it. Do you like it or you don't like it? I don't like it.

This is fun. I was just trying to do math because you said that Arnold Schwarzenegger's second highest grossing was True Lies. And Bill Paxton, I would think. I was just doing some little movie math. But now I fucking broke the game. No, it's just interesting that they ignore...

They don't ignore cameos, but sometimes they leave them out. So I just want to make sure that this is all legit. I don't know why you're talking titles of things from the audience. I don't know what's happening there. I'm not even being subtle. Alright, we'll just talk to each other. Yeah, I mean, Jeff was just going on and on about how the audience still says stuff

when we tell them to constantly not say stuff, And then there we are. All right, so... How many marathons did you guys do this year? All right, all right. I got this. I'm confident that the answers are correct here. Here we go. Sorry for the delay. Thanks for your patience.

Coming in at number eight, Mark, is a movie that you were in with Bill Paxton, Two Guns. Oh, fucking A. Yeah, that's right. He was in that. Me and the dude from Glory. Yeah.

No one said The Terminator. I tried to trick you guys into saying The Terminator, but that came in at number seven. Number three, said The Terminator. I tried to trick you guys into saying The Terminator. But that came in at number seven. Number three, Apollo 13. Jeff's on the board. A little too

late, I'm afraid, though. Because number two, Twister. So two more points for Amy. And the number one movie. Titanic. Yeah,

nobody got Titanic. I got Titanic. No, you did not. You got fucking True Lies. True Lies didn't make it? Which did not make it into his top three. I verified that. But it was big.

So yeah. Bill Paxton is bigger than... Yeah, Titanic is bigger than anything Schwarzenegger did. Oh really? Anything he did. There's not one thing that came close. Titanic is the biggest grossing motion picture

after Gone with the Wind. What were you about to say? You're telling me Junior isn't big? Because he was big in Junior. That was the joke, but it got stepped on. It got stepped on. Alright, so we have

a three-way tie for first place between Carlos, Amy, and Mark. And strangely, Jeff, who determined the order after complaining that going first was bad. Oh, yeah, yeah, because Arnold Schwarzenegger is as difficult to guess as Antonio Banderas. And then whoever else you let the rest of the contestants pick. Okay.

Super valid argument. I guess we'll do eight cheesy nights next year. But you get to go first this time, Jeff. Okay. As ordained by you, the films... I mean, you didn't pick who I was going to say. The films of Snoop Dogg.

Do not fucking talk if you are not on this fucking stage. It is wild how people just casually say out loud. I don't know how many times to tell you not to. I just imagine there's people who are like, no, I'll do it because wouldn't it be cool if Mark Wahlberg fucking punched me?

I'm tired of having a throat. I'm going to say something that might piss off Mark Wahlberg. There you go. What do you got, Jeff? Snoop Dogg, huh? Yeah. You could, you know,

with the right answer, you could pull into the lead here. Films that have Snoop Dogg in them okay I don't know Starsky and Hutch why don't you shut up why are you talking out loud about answers in this game when we keep saying stop doing that. Well, because I thought that I was special. Dude, I swear, Doug, she was like, he's not going to hit a girl. I'll do it.

Mark? Well, I feel like I should do the honorable fucking thing here and say what I was going to say, which is obviously fucking wrong. Why is it? What? Say it. The best answer. Fuck, I don't even know if he's in it. Alright. Half-baked.

Okay. Carlos? I'm going to say training day. Alright. Amy? I'm going to say how high I don't even know if he's in that Coming in at nine Hinted at by an audience member

Soul plain Number eight Not worth any points Half baked Fuck Number eight, not worth any points, half-baked. Fuck. Baby Boy, Malibu's Most Wanted, Racing Stripes, Turbo. I wrote down here, two bro. Number three, old school. Yeah, he shows up for that awesome party

that Vince Vaughn throws. And then, this is exciting, you guys. Number two. I'm gonna do this differently than that. Number one, and worth three points, Starsky and Hutch. Brings Jeff to four points. But then number two is a motion picture called Training Day,

which gives Carlos two more points and the win with five points. Carlos Rodriguez. Do your noise. And Heidi, come get your prizes. Congratulations to Heidi. You can come grab my... Can't she? I don't know. I'm sorry that it's like...

Just come on over here and grab them. She got the shirt too and everything? Right on. The bag with the head in it is broken on the side. So be careful with that. Make sure you get your MyFreeCam slippers. And your Gideon Bible. There's lottery tickets in there.

Don't lose them. You want your name tag back? Congratulations, Heidi. She doesn't want her fake pizza back. You're welcome. Is there a shit head on the back of that thing, Mark? The fuck, Wilson. Why don't you fucking get lost at sea again,

you motherfucker? What's your shithead, Wilson? What? You? Okay. Wilson's a shithead. Wilson? That's a good hashtag for the show. For the episode, because we talked about

Wilson, the movie. Wait, was that his name? Yeah, yeah. And he's kind of a shithead. Alright, that's cool. Mark, do you have anything to plug? All the Money in the World opens Christmas Day, I think. Yep, All the Money in the World March 7th. You can get Daddy's Home 2

on Blu-ray DVD. People are dying to do that. Yeah. You can also, I promise you I'm going to fucking do it, at Little Boy in the Garage if you want to watch my free cams, Donnie. At Little Boy in the Garage. I told him, I was like, Donnie,

that is not the fucking impression you want to give off. He's like, it's my boy's charm. It might change soon, but that's what it fucking is right now. That's his name on Twitter, at littleboyinthegarage? Dude, I know. That's not going to work out for Donnie.

No? Oh, another failed Donnie endeavor? You're kidding me. Well, thanks for being here, dude. You're welcome. Carlos? Carlos Rodriguez, where can we see you? for being here, dude. You're welcome. Yeah. Carlos. Yeah. Carlos Rodriguez, where can we see you?

You can see me next. I'll be January 5th through the 6th, or 7th at the La Jolla Comedy Store with Brent Ernst. Nice. Yeah. That'll be fun.

Yeah. Amy Miller. I have shows coming up in Minneapolis and Portland. They're all on my website at amymillercomedy.com. Check out my podcast, Who's Your God? It's just Who's Your Godcast on Twitter. We talk to comedians about their religious beliefs.

I'm going to be selling some vinyls out at the front if you're interested later. Oh, yeah. Check that out. Get Amy's vinyls and get Jeff's new album for $10. How much do your vinyls go for? $20. Okay. They're gold.

That's fair. Well, also, Jeff's are $10, but if you don't have a $10, he'll take $20s and not give change. That's a special deal we have for you guys. And Mark has another plug? Yeah, dude, I fucking forgot this shit. How could I do this to you people? SketchFest, Saturday, January 20thth I'm bringing it back one more time

let's re-rack it the fucking Wahlberg solution is coming back motherfuckers we're gonna line that shit up and solve this fucking world so if you wanna be over there come see me let's hang out I'll give you a hug thanks Mark and finally the man of the hour,

eight shows in a row, the final breakdown of wins is four and four, Jeff Tate, everybody. Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, paint, On the eighth day. Don't point it at yourself and keep doing it. That's how I do it, man. Oh, the other way. What do you got to plug, Jeff? I got a new album coming out January 12th.

You can pre-order it now on all the sites online, etc. I'll be at Go Bananas Comedy Club in Cincinnati, Ohio January 4th through the 7th. I'll be in Hyenas in Dallas on January 24th. The Secret Group in Houston on January

26th. Somewhere in Lafayette, Louisiana on January 27th. And somewhere Lafayette, Louisiana on January 27th. And somewhere in Baton Rouge, Louisiana on January 29th. I love it, the way you plug dates where you don't have a venue yet.

I don't remember the name of the venue. Oh, okay. You do have one, though. If you live in those towns, you'll know. What else are you going to do? It's either that or nothing.'ll fucking, you'll know. What else are you going to do? It's either that or nothing. Someone will tell you about it. And I'm on Instagram,

at Jeff Tate. Like, I'm going to start using Instagram a lot because it's the only one where I could just have my name. I don't have to fucking, the Queensryche guy doesn't know about Instagram yet. The Queensrywright guy. Getting Doug with High is at the Troubadour

in Los Angeles live on January 9th, so get tickets to that. And let's hear it one more time for all of my guests, Mark Wahlberg, Carlos Rodriguez,

Amy Miller, and Jeff Tate. Thank you, Amy Miller, and Jeff Tate. Thank you, Amy. I don't need that. No interest in that. Wow. Some interesting shitheads I got here. You got your pizza box back?

Your empty pizza box? Thank you to the Sacramento Punchline. Always a great place to do these shows. And to all you guys for coming out. I know it's the holiday season. You got a lot of stuff to do. You shouldn't have to be wasting time with making name tags

and buying tickets early or then maybe not showing up at all. I gotta remember next time I play here to encourage people to come down and stand in the standby line. How'd it work out for you, standby lady? Yeah, she left.

work out for you, standby lady? Yeah, she left. She was very excited to see a 90-minute program. It went over by 15 minutes, and she said, fuck it! But thanks, you guys, and I'll see you again soon in 2018. And as always, Wilson is a shithead and

Kathy Loveless is a shithead that's somebody we should know about no she just you just don't like her not a big fan of Kathy Loveless. F you, Kathy Loveless. Sounds like you live up to your name. Because you sound like a real Kathy. What is that you're holding up over your head? It says I lost my job. It says you lost your job? And you wanted me to know that?

For Christmas. For Christmas? Oh, losing your job around Christmas is a shithead. Alright, well I'm glad you got that off my chest. And this is one of the more complicated and intriguing shitheads. What a way to finish off Take Crazy Nights with this. The fact that Lady Bird takes place

in the early 2000s in Sacramento, but she never mentions the 2002 Western Conference final is a shithead! Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies.

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