Doug Loves Movies - Amy Miller, Nicole Aimée Schreiber and Jessica Michelle Singleton guest

Episode Date: February 26, 2021

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love Miller Karma. Amy, this is Doug Loves Movies, coming to you once again from the bleakness for another Homes Alone edition. It's Thursday. Yeah, Thursday, Douguary 25th, 2021.

And I put together an awesome panel for this month's bonus episode. We do one extra episode at the end of the month. We postpone Wide World of Dugs for a week. That'll be back next week. But I didn't book this show. Somebody on Twitter just tweeted, hey, why don't you have these three people

do an episode together? And then all of them, I think, responded, or at least two of them, saying, yeah, that sounds like a good idea. I was like, alright, well, I guess that show's booked. And we picked a date and they are here. And they

are Jessica Michelle Singleton, Nicole Amy Schreiber, and someone who needs to get her middle name in the mix, Amy Miller. Celine. Amy Celine Miller. Oh, you're so exotic. Celine.

Yeah, we both have a very French middle name, Nicole. Bonjour, Amy. Wow. Amy, you could use it professionally, just like these other ladies. I probably should. Every once in a while, a new Amy Miller starts comedy, and she's really bad at it. And then she puts videos up and like, um, Armie Hammer's not a bad guy. And then, uh,

some women came for her and I received all of the messages that were supposed to go to her. And one girl was like, I'm going to cancel your and she put career in quote quotes. And I was like, that's funny. Cause I would have put my career in quotes too. Um, she's like, your career's over. I already emailed your manager. And I'm like, well, did you hear back from her? Cause I haven't heard from her since March. And then she emailed me and she was like, I just told them that they had the wrong Nicole. And then Amy, Amy, my manager, Molly told me that she apologized

to her for being a psycho. I was like, well, that bitch owes me an apology. So, you know, even if you throw that middle name in there, they'll still get you wrong. Well, if you want me to kill the other Amy Millers, I will, though. No, no, no, no. Doug, I feel like you're encouraging people to try to book a show via Twitter by just you're going to get a lot of people throwing three names at you now. Nobody ever do that. This was a terrible idea.

Yeah, that guy or lady, I forget. I mean, I don't even know if I ever knew who suggested the three of you appear together. Doug, we know who. Oh, yeah. No, that was my boyfriend who has loved your show. And I was like, don't do that to me. Why wouldn't you tell?

Look, I know I could have just been like, it's a great fan, but I can't live with that kind of lie. He's a huge fan, Doug. He is a huge fan. He's a huge fan, but I'm, but. This is like a, you know, make a wish, like a dream episode for him. Cause he said that he would like to have you on with the Nicole and Amy.

Yes. That this is, that is exactly right. Yeah. So I'm, I'm happy to, you know, make that dream come true. Make a wish come true! You know, I mean, when does he have a death date?

I mean, he does now. I mean, maybe, yeah. You never know what's going to happen these days, so this is in honor of him, in case he doesn't make it. R.I.P. And Amy Miller you never know what's going to happen these days. So like, this is in honor of him in case he doesn't make it. All right. All right. All right.

And Amy's Amy Miller is just everybody that listens to this show. No, she's money in the bank. And so Amy came to me with almost any two other people and said, I want to do a show with these people. I, I think I would probably say yes. Oh,

well, thank you for doing that, Amy. The first time I saw this podcast was at the, what's the festival in Cleveland? Accidental Comedy Festival. You did a live taping of Doug Love's movies, and I saw Amy there. And I think Ramon Rivas was on it, too.

Yeah, David Borey and Dan Soder. It was a good one. Oh, that was great. Also, Doug, she will laugh at this, but you can't joke about Jessica's boyfriend dying because everyone Jessica knows died. They literally all died

today, yesterday, this week. We just had another person die today. Crossing the street. It's a good week, you guys. Great time to great time to be alive oh yeah i don't think i know the the gentleman who died today what was his name eric eric myers he's uh he like was like a road comedian but he also was a store guy very very funny wildly funny well jessica has a double whammy because she's a comedian but she's also from alaska and everybody in alaska dies young and everybody's comedy does she's like a wrestler basically i am i on it i wanted to be a wrestler but i have rheumatoid arthritis so i was like maybe i'll just wrestle with my emotions on stage instead do you think that people in alaska

don't live long because the of all those days where the sun doesn't go down. So they're really getting two or three days in at one time. That's a good way to look at it. They're just living life faster than the rest of us. I think it's addiction more. Yeah, that which is probably driven by the psychosis of the sun never setting. It's a really beautiful cycle. Jamming in all of their drugs into like, oh, it's daytime. I got to get a lot of stuff done right now.

So they're doing more drugs. I'm assuming they don't do drugs at night, which is a terrible assumption. Yeah. But people, you know, die in weird ways too, right?

Jess like, Oh, he drowned in an ice lake or whatever. Yeah, I do. I, yeah, because it's ridiculous.

Yeah. There's a lot of drowning tree. Well, yeah, there's a lot of drowning. Someone found a tree well. Yeah, there's a lot of murders. Alaska is as terrifying as everyone thinks it is, and even worse because of all the deranged libertarians. Damn. All right.

My whole family. Amy knows this already, so I'll go to her first on this one. Before we play games, I like to get movie recommendations from everybody. Just one movie is really all we need. Is there something you've seen recently, Amy, that you would recommend? Oh, yeah. I watched Thunder Road. I like them.

What's that? Thank you. I really spend a lot of time digging around. But also if friends recommend stuff, then I like I have an ongoing list. That's I have to keep it organized. But Sam Talent recommended this movie Thunder Road. Did you see it? I feel like you probably saw it.

It's could have seen it at South by. It was like a big South by movie. It was 2018. There's so many movies at South by that, like almost big South by movie. It was 2018. There's so many movies at South by that like almost every year, the ones that win some of the big awards, I didn't even get a chance to see because the only show once or twice and there's so many movies to pick from. But yeah. And then after that, I guess they just like didn't distribute it somehow. So now it's free on Amazon. It's one of the best movies I've seen in five years. Like easily. I was like out loud laughing and then weeping because it's also very sad.

Oh, my favorite kind of movie. But the dude. So did you see it, Doug? Well, I want to ask you if you've seen Wolf of Snow Hollow. Not yet. It had been on my list and I didn't know it was also Jim Cummings. So now I want to watch it right away. That was my in for Jim Cummings is I saw that movie just recently and

I was reminded that he was from Thunder Road when I looked his name up. And I remembered that that movie had won all those awards and somehow I just never got around to watching it. And just like you, I'm now aware of its presence on streaming. And I plan to watch it soon.

And he's going to be a guest on this show. What? What? That's awesome. I mean, I'm such a huge fan now. He's just a star. Like the opening scene in Thunder Road, I won't spoil it, but it is like one. Oh, I mean, Jessica, you'll love it.

I get so dark, but hilarious. And it's at a funeral. And it's it's just one of the most memorable opening scenes. He's just a star. He's so funny. His delivery is really specific. I think that Thunder Road role and you you'll see, Doug, when you watch it, it's like something that I wish

someone would put Rory into, but they don't make enough use of his darker side. And Rory's like, silly all the time. You know what I mean? It's just this perfect balance of very sad and hilarious with a specific delivery. It's so funny. I mean, I loved it.

I can't wait to watch it again. And maybe do your show with Jim Cummings. That guy, Jim Cummings, you know, writes and directs this stuff. And he, in Wolf of Snow Hollow, it's like the movie's sort of a different genre, but I feel like he plays a, you know, a similar character who's just like, you know,

really wears his heart on his sleeve and all these people keep getting attacked by a wolf in his town he doesn't know what to do about it yeah he's played cops he's written himself as a cop twice now which is funny yeah because the guys plays they're both seriously flawed characters as I understand it. So I'm going to definitely check that out. ThunderRode is what it's called. I wrote down ThunderRode and Wolf of Snow Hollow. Yeah, I'm really excited to watch both of them. ThunderRode is on Prime.

They both are. Okay, both are on Prime. Great. There's a new app where you can I guess you can put it on your apple or your roku and you just search the name of the thing you want and it'll take you right to the streaming service that it's on so you don't have to look around for it anymore what's that called um let me text a friend and i'll find out you can also usually do it in apple tv if you have apple tv um search there

and that's how we used to find out as we text a friend yeah i mean the old days we can we recommend um tv shows on here at all is that is that socially acceptable you know i would allow it but um you, you know, it's not really my decision. Actually, it is my decision. And, yeah, I don't care. If it's something that you think people will really enjoy, that's basically what I'm driving at. And TV and movies are, you know, like now it's just like it's all the same to me.

Yeah. I mean, TVs are so cinematic now. Just in different time amounts. Yeah. I mean, there's so many TV shows that feel like movies. And, you know, sometimes the other way around. Amy had said that Thunder Road had a really unbelievable opening.

And it just reminded me of this series that I just binged called Wayne. It's on Prime. Wayne is the best. Wayne's so good. Talk about Wayne all you want on this show. Oh my Wayne. It's on Prime. Wayne is the best. Wayne's so good. Talk about Wayne all you want on this show. Oh my God. It's Doug's favorite show, Nicole. He talks about it all the time.

Holy shit, Doug. The opening of Wayne, as soon as he like got his ass kicked, I was like, I can't get over how good this is. I was in when the guy that was yelling at him had a dog on a leash and he just took the beef stick that it was in his hand and threw it so that the dog would run away.

It was so good. It was so there's this character is a perfect, like how much he loves justice and the fact that he goes to no end. And he goes, He goes real hard. That's the thing I warn people about is that it is quite violent. Yeah, it's real violent. It's also so sweet. And characters that are in just a scene or two are so lived in.

It's like so well cast. And it's just the most entertaining show. I just love it. So every Wednesday I talk about, I make it Wayne Wednesday most entertaining show. I just love it. So I, every Wednesday I talk about, I make it Wayne Wednesday. And I just don't shut the fuck up about it. Three of the, the dude that plays the principal and the dude that plays the, um,

the cop, uh, that, that goes on the chase or whatever. Uh, both of those guys and the creator of the show were guests on episode of Douglas movies. It was just me telling them how awesome they were. uh both of those guys and the creator of the show were uh guests on an episode of doug lowe's movies it was just amazing telling them it's just me telling them how awesome they were the entire time

the whole time i love you guys that's amazing that that tv show is is one of the best things i've ever seen i heard that they're uh because of its popularity on prime that they are going to be doing a season two possibly i hope that's true because that's what i'm campaigning for is to get more i mean it's perfect the way it is and people should still watch it but uh i really want them to make more and that's you know basically because what happened was it started off as a youtube show when youtube tried to make shows and then when youtube you know realized that that's maybe not what they're supposed to be doing they uh gave up on it and it was up for grabs so was

cobra kai that was another youtube show yeah it went to netflix and blew up so i just wish that wayne was blowing up the same way because i think think it's, you know, has good or better than Cobra Kai. Oh, I think it's better than, I think, I think, I think Wayne is easily one of the best TV shows. I think it's probably in my top five. It's amazing. Yeah. I wish I could watch it.

I, the violence really took me out. And I'm so sad. Cause I always like trust your hard recommendations doug but i couldn't i couldn't do it maybe i'll try again with a blindfold yeah i had to watch it a second time to appreciate the the pilot i had to like start fresh because i was the same way amy was like it's just oh god it's so violent it's so violent sometimes but i equate it to like uh you know it's very similar to deadpool where the violence is pretty, but it's also kind of it's kind of such a cartoon on some level. Yeah.

It's just such an entertaining show. I'd be fine if it were a little less violent. But also there's a couple of violent things that happen that are laugh out loud funny because it's crazy how violent it is. And it's crazy. And it's truly crazy how violent it is. And it's crazy. It is truly crazy how violent it is. All right. So I take that as that's a perfectly good recommendation. The only TV show you can mention on this show.

That's so funny. That's a new rule. I love that I nailed it. I love that I nailed it. And the only other movie I would recommend is Promising. Oh, no, you're done. You're done. You're out of here.

You're done. All right. I burnt it. You're out of here. You're done. All right. I burned it. Wayne is your recommendation. Okay. I think you're going to win. Cause I, I, uh, I do a poll and see what everybody out, out there on Twitter likes. Oh, damn it.

Well, there we go. But Jessica, what do you, uh. I mean, I, I don't, someone may have already recommended this already, but I just saw Barb and Star go to Vista Del Mar, and it's just delightfully silly. I liked it. I've been doing a lot of watching the old classic movies that make me laugh instead of new ones in the last couple of, you know, comfort films.

So that was me venturing out and getting a new one. But I appreciate Kristen Wiig in a character-y role more than I do her. I mean, some people aren't going to like this, but her trying to be serious in a rom-com, I just like her over the top shit way more. Yeah, that's fair. It's just such a silly, fun movie that it's got, it's got like a tone all of its own.

Like I didn't, it's almost like a children's show, but it's, but it's not. That explains. That's actually perfectly said. Yeah. That also explains why I like it so much. Cause I have so much arrested development. And I'm like, well, it's that or the Care Bears movie.

What do you guys think? It was so good and so comforting and fortune is fucking hilarious in it but i'm also like yes um movies where two women are in their mid to late 40s and they're very funny they can make money everybody so they should do more of those my god you don't have to die at 40 in Hollywood. Let us live. So funny. Yeah, it's good stuff. And I think this is going to be, this will be a fun competition.

It's just on the Doug Loves Movies Twitter. I just do this every week because it entertains me seeing, like, which things the people are enjoying the most. We had a guest recently on that named some movie that got a terrible amount of the vote, and it was funny to me. But I think all three of you, I think this is going to be a tough one for people to pick between those three. Plus, also, could there be three things that are more different from each other?

Truly. Truly, yeah. I'm excited to see Thunder Road, though. Yes. Well, I think all of us just got things we need to see based on everybody's recommendations. I am going to go to a brief commercial break, and when we come back, we're going to play some games,

which Amy, I know, is very excited about. She's very competitive. Oh, God. So pumped. I can't wait. Oh, God. So pumped. I can't wait. We'll be right back. We're back. And during the break, the ladies were telling me nothing because they're polite.

We know when to be. Shut the fuck up. Wouldn't that be funny if I came back from commercial, just made up stuff you were telling me? I really thought you were about to. I was like, what? What's happening? What's going to happen? Let's see this improv, Doug. Let's see this improv. Yes, and? Yeah, like

how much would you go along with? And then if you started to protest, I'd be like, yeah, that's funny. I would go along with everything you say. Say something right now and I'll go along with it. All right. Do you want to play a game?

Let's play a game. Yes, let's play a game. Oh, okay. Everybody's going to play? This is something called How Long Is It? It's just sort of a warm-up game. Whoever wins this game, all you get for winning is you just get to go first in the next and final game how long is it have you played how long is it amy i have um i'm gonna name a thing and each of you guesses how long it is and whoever's closest without going over uh is the winner perfect

you know you can guess in in any. Nine inches. No? Okay. Alright, you don't want to... This isn't the part for joking around. Okay. This is serious, Nicole. Shape up. This is a serious fucking game. I told you guys to behave if you were going to come on here.

Make me proud. So, you know how sometimes you're watching a movie and it'll be like 10, 15 minutes into the movie and suddenly the title card for that movie will appear? You know, like I think the longest, of course, is like one of the more recent James Bond movies, I think, had a 30-minute cold open. Good God. There's some ridiculous ones. And the Coen brothers, I don't know if you remember, but Raising Arizona, the credits don't come on

until after that whole wild sequence with the dogs and the cars and the diapers. Yeah. God, great movie. So let's talk a Tom Hanks film called The Lady Killers, directed by, created by the Coen brothers. There's a remake, actually,

but how long does it take in minutes and seconds without going over Price is Right style for the title card, The Lady Killers, to appear in that movie. Can we just guess? Can we just jump in? Does anybody have a guess? This is Jessica.

I'm going to guess. Jessica would like to guess. I would like to guess. I'm going to say 7 minutes and 34 seconds. I'm going to say 17 minutes and 25 seconds. That was my other guess. And Nicole is going to say 11 minutes and 7 seconds. Now, Nicole, you know, I don't want to tell you how to play,

but you could have one second in everybody, so you'd get everything from one second all the way up to seven, seven minutes and 34. Like the price is right. You could have $1. You don't have to stay, go at 11. You can go all the way down to one.

Well, I guess I'm just going to have to learn from this mistake. Aren't I? No, I'm telling you, you have time to change. Everybody has a chance to change their bid one second no one else will bid one if you bid one are you changing your bid to one second amy

i just did it's too late you guys blew it oh fine first to one second yeah clever final answer all right i'm gonna change mine to seven. I'm going to stand bravely in my first decision and trust my instincts. Seven minutes in however many seconds I said. Oh, you said seven minutes and 34 seconds. That's right. I was going to win. I think I did. Wait,

where's Nicole at? I said seven seconds. No, fuck it. Make it 11 seconds. Isn't how price is right. Works. Cause you don't get to guess as many times as you want. Okay. This is why we have no money.

It's true. I'll give you one more bit, Amy. Okay. Seven minutes and 55 seconds. Sure. Oh, it's good strategy,

Amy, but unfortunately it didn't pay off for you. I thought it's very misleading me talking about really long cold opens because this one was a perfectly reasonable length. It was, in fact, just a minute and 52 seconds. Oh, look who won, bitches! This is an outrage. Yes!

Suck on my balls! i'm so excited wow all that means is that nicole gets to go first in uh our next game that we will play after this quick break We'll be right back. No flipping. We're back. And Nicole is just so proud of herself. I was just sucking on her balls during the break. How were they? How were they, Amy? Were they tasty? It was truly a nightmare. Comedy store ladies are so aggressive.

I know. You're getting Jessica Michelle's leftovers with these balls. Ugh. I'm just kidding. You're getting Crystalia's leftovers with these balls. I'm just kidding. You're getting Crystalia's leftovers. Oh, no. Too dark. Help.

I'm not part of this. Yeah, just not say anything and we'll know you're not part of it. Okay. I'm going to just keep doing that then. Yeah, just like Amy over there. She's quiet. Have you done shows at the La Jolla Comedy Store? They have like an outdoor setup. I haven't done the new ones yet.

No. I'm really curious about that because, you know, if they do a good job with it, it seems like that'd be a pretty cool place to. I heard it's great. Yeah. Yeah, I heard they're doing it right. But, you know, I want to hear from, you know. I don't even know where they have outdoor space. Parking lot. Behind it? Okay. Yeah, I heard they're doing it right, but I, you know, I want to hear from, you know, I don't even know where they have outdoor space. Parking lot.

Behind it? Okay. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. That's the thing is I'm like picturing the place and I just, I guess I just don't know it, you know, well enough. I haven't been there in a long time. Yeah. I know. I'm like, what? In the Porsche parking lot across the street? Oh, maybe. Yeah. Ridiculous. That's how la jolla rules yeah a

bunch of hobo comedians getting free burritos and being like can we park in your porsche lot for our show uh it's beautiful um we're gonna play a new game not even amy has played it. Oh my God. It's called You Break It, You Buy It. Oof. I'm great at breaking stuff. I don't think you actually have to break anything, but currently on demand

there are a lot of films with similar titles. For instance, on my cable currently you can put down some money to watch movies called Break, Break Even, Breaking Fast, Breaking Service, Surface excuse me, and Breakthrough. They're all just one after the other. So I got curious, what are these movies about? And I started reading what they're about, and I thought, some of these, I don't even know why they necessarily name these things,

these words. I love this voice you're doing. Break words. So I'll read part of the cable description of a movie. First person that I'm reading to, in this case, the first round will be Jessica. Then we'll go to Amy and then, excuse me. Not Nicole?

Nicole is first. Then we'll go to Jessica. Then we'll go to Amy. But everybody will get a chance probably to go first in this game because uh well you'll see because i mean you can get a point from any position because i will say part of uh you know the description and then i'll give you some choices between three of those different break movies first person guesses between those three, but then the second person can guess between the remaining two,

and the third person gets a gimme point if they remember what the other two people said. Yeah, I've had stoner guesses on before that don't remember, but I think you'll be sharp enough. All right. does that make sense yeah first person to two points will be our winner um nicole yes an indebted snooker player must figure out a way to pay a dangerous drug dealer. Is that movie called Break, Break Even, or Breaking Fast?

Hmm. Breaking Even. Final answer? Sure. That's incorrect. Fuck! Yes! I mean, I'd love to see that on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.

Thought it might happen when Nikki Glaser was on. All right. So you have two other movies to choose from. Jessica, which one do you think it is? And I'll read it again if you'd like. Can I get the choices again? No. Damn it.

Amy's decision is fine. Okay, fine. I'm going to guess. I don't need you to read it again. It's... Break. okay fine i'm gonna guess i don't need you to read it again it's break was one of them just break i i think it's just okay i was just making sure you weren't just taking a long okay i was that's all just break you're going straight break i'm going straight break all breaks baby no gas that is the correct answer a movie called break we're an indebted snooker player what is snooker i think it's like billiards or yeah it's a billiards billiards game yeah okay why do you

know that i well i i used to watch um billiards on um espn wow you're fun sometimes you get high and you do weird shit you know yay i have a point yeah jessica is on the board finally you have a point yeah i want to be mad but you're so right you only need one more to win, Jessica. Oh my God, this is it. I've never won anything. But Amy gets to go first this next round. Damn it.

Amy, here is the description. Divers stumble across a kingpin's dirty money. I love that it's divers, but that the money's dirty somehow if it's divers stumble across the king with dirty money and become trapped in a deadly game of cat and mouse okay that's another thing what are cat and mice doing with divers yeah cats need the water they're types of fish in the water all right're types of fish. They're in the water. Alright, which one of those do you think it is? I'll give you three choices, Amy.

Break even, breaking fast, or break through? I think it's break in break even. I think it's break even I think it's break even

you're going with break even no no no no no I'm not I'm going with break because that reminds me of the ocean I'm going with break no break was the answer for the last movie oh you can't just let her guess the wrong option you guys I'm trying to win here

a breaking through breaking even or breaking fast You can't just let her guess the wrong option, you guys. I'm trying to win here. Breaking through, breaking even, or breaking fast? Breaking even, breaking fast, or break through. Break through. I can read it again if you want. Break through. That's incorrect. Nicole.

May I have that description again, please? Description again, please. Divers stumble, and that's another weird way to put it. You stumble when you're swimming? Yeah, barely. They stumble across a kingpin's dirty money and become trapped in a deadly game of cat and mouse. Breaking fast. That is incorrect.

I win. I win. If she can remember which one. Break even. It's about money. Come on, you guys. Context clues. Context clues.

I'm carrying myself over here I want to do the other ones now The next one is called They say two sisters lives Are in danger During a winter dive In northern Norway Well there's your first problem

Breakthrough Breaking surface Yes it's breaking surface Oh shit Well, there's your first problem. Breakthrough. Breaking surface. Break the surface. Yes, it's breaking surface. Oh, shit. Yeah. And then trapped underwater for more than 15 minutes, a boy continues to fight for his life.

Breaking fast. Breakthrough. Breaking bad. That one was breakthrough. Come on. A movie I actually saw it's not bad but it's one of those inspirational movies where he ends up being okay because of

spoiler alert oh yeah yeah Breakthrough there was probably a chance he wasn't going to make it the doctor comes out. You know, he's had a tremendous breakthrough to heaven. Go to the other side. Him and Jim Morrison.

They're dead. You can't recommend movies to Jessica where people die under the ice. Doug is very insensitive. Yeah, very, very triggering. I get too horny for my youth. She is wet as hell over here. It comes out cold for some reason.

We call it icing. Gross. That was a faster game than i uh anticipated so we got a little extra time here but before uh we do something else we should definitely get everybody's plugs in do you want to promote yourself amy miller oh sure yeah um listen to my podcast who's your god if you have epics or you want to pay for the app you can see a long set of mine on unprotected sets

that's a fun it's so good oh thank you guys yeah I share the episode with Julian McCullough so it's a fun hour of real white trash two hot white women fun hour of real white trash. Two hot white women.

Yes. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Follow me on Instagram at Amy Miller Comedy. Very nice. Nicole, Amy, Shriver. I'm on all the social media at Nicoleicole amy um and then i have two podcasts uh i'm gonna start with one that i don't share with jessica michelle and then end with the one that i do share um i have a podcast called love her pod it is a porn podcast i interview porn stars

about fetishes specifically uh foot fetish and other kink stuff uh so there's that one and then there's a podcast i have with jessica michelle singleton called uh two filthy nerds at two filthy nerds where we do a kind of a nerdy filthy exploration into nerd culture stuff we just finished up harry potter and we are now moving on to indiana jones followed by marvel yeah i think that's one of the things that uh attracted me uh to the idea of having both of you on the show is uh because you know you're doing a a movie thing how often does it come out um we drop uh we drop like two episodes a week so we're uh wednesdays and fridays it's dropping there's content for everybody and how long is it usually about an hour yeah because is it don't you feel like so you want

it's each hour is about one movie or a series of movies well we just just did like all we also do books we just did the entire series of harry pot, we just did like all, we also do books. We just did the entire series of Harry Potter, so it would be like three chapters at a time. We like broke it down heavy, but then usually the movie episodes it's like one full movie. But you do the ones that are like part of a series

that you sort of ignored when it was popular back in the day? Yeah. I ignored none of them. What? The only thing I ignored was Harry Potter. Yeah. yeah it's well i ignored none of them what the only thing i ignored was harry potter yeah okay so this isn't one of those introducing your your one of you is very familiar with some of the stuff you're watching yeah one of us is and then the other one is me who lived in alaska and apparently missed all of pop culture just passing me by so i'm like indiana Jones? Who's that?

It's a nightmare for a lot of people, but we have fun. It's like, it seems to me like movies would be a good thing to do when it's daylight all the time. We, it's, we're rednecks, man. We're like, movies? I gotta hunt.

I have to catch fish with my bare hands. It's, or with like literal bare hands. It got to hunt. I have to catch fish with my bare hands. It's or with like literal bare hands. It's a nightmare. All right. Fair enough. What's the podcast called once again? Two Filthy Nerds. Okay. And what else do you have to promote, Jessica? You can follow me all over the internet at JMS comedy. I co-host that with Nicole and then I have a second podcast. It's interviews. It's called ignorance is hashtag blessed.

And I basically just ask people stupid questions. I'm interviewing Chris Hansen from to catch a predator this weekend. And I'm really excited. So yeah, it's just all all all walks of life and i you know it's about learning because i'm a dork what's your do you have like already in your head the the one question that you really really want to know the answer to when you talk to the catch a predator guy yeah can i get cast as a decoy on the show well you know you haven't done the show for a while you know that right well he's starting a podcast so i'm

hoping they can have audio decoys i'm gonna have some guy i think amy's voice is better for that yeah you sound like you've been smoking cigarettes for 10 years no there's apparently i mean being a little serious apparently it inspired a bunch of sort of just deranged freelance predator catchers. So I want to ask him about his thoughts on like these guys who have decided to try to emulate what he does and catch predators. Cause apparently that's a whole thing. Wow. Yeah.

That, uh, That's interesting. And if you guys have any questions about catching a predator that you want me to ask him, you just let me know. I just love the concept to catch a predator, the home version. Home predators? Ask him how we can do it in comedy. Oh, wow. I absolutely will. You can, Amy.

Because even when you catch them, the system is still like, but they're so funny. You have to separate the art from the artist. Come on. We know that. We learned it with Michael Jackson. Everybody gets off if you have something funny to say. It is interesting that, like, in movies,

the villain tends to be funnier than the hero. It's like that in wrestling too. It's serious business being a hero. I hear. Yeah. Trust me, I know. Jessica. Jessica, now's the part of the show

where I congratulate you and say that you are welcome to come back as a champion on an episode very soon. You know, you don't have to give a firm commitment right now, but do you think there's a chance you'd be available at the same time on Sunday, March 28th? Heck yes, I would be available on Sunday, March 28th. Are you kidding? I love commitment. Just say hell yes. You're coming back. Just this heck yes. would be available on Sunday March 28th are you kidding I love commitment heck yeah what is this

heck yeah shit I'm a fucking loser but I would be honored well that's great that works out perfectly so we'll see you again on that date and you'll go up against some other competitors and we'll see up against some other competitors

and we'll see how you do. Probably get my ass kicked. When do Amy and I, us losers, when do we tee off against other losers? Never. You have to leave the country. That's fun. A losers tournament? Yeah, absolutely. That's what I call it every time

Amy's on the show. Burn. Sick burn, dog. my good friend dog everybody i if i didn't think you'd laugh at it i wouldn't have said it but i also wasn't you know 100 so thank god you laughed uh but no you know that i uh love having you on the show and that um i i'd call i'd put you in the middle of the pack i don't think you're one of the best players but i also don't think you're you're bad at the trivia you know i win sometimes yeah absolutely everyone's shocked when it happens but it happens yeah well come on

back on a sunday if you win on a sunday you can just keep going on every sunday till you lose all right and it's been uh it's been a fun way to to the show. But then I have these Thursday episodes where I can have three fresh guests. You know, it's like one of them Bachelor shows. Yeah, just three rogue losers who can come on. You just suddenly bring them in and everybody's like, what is happening? Just throwing a wrench in the whole thing. Oh, my God. What's the cliche they say all the time in The Bachelor?

Oh, the whole game has changed. Oh, this changes everything. This changes everything. It's like, no, there's still sun and moon and day and night. This could ruin everything. All the people are still horrible, believe it or not. Oh, this is not going to end well for you. I knew Chris Harrison was,

I knew something was up with him when he said that to Claire. He's ready to quit that job. Yeah, I think he's actively trying to get fired. Like, I think he's just like, get me out of this contract. I'm so sick of these, like, maniacs. Yeah, and he was just like, I feel like he thought he was doing his job defending racism but that of course was not what he should consider his job it's like just to stick to to

like pointing at the roses and stuff man yeah and writing those romance novels how do we know how do we know if there's only one rose left unless he walks out and says there's only one honestly every single time like clockwork he's like i bet this bachelor here is blind i should let him know take your time but not too much time we do have to cut to a commercial like oh someone should make a movie out of that romance novel Oh, I had a plug. I've got a show, an internet comedy show on April 20th, so 4-20-21. What, Doug? 4-20?

Yeah, I know. It's a change of pace for me. And you go to RushTix.com to get tickets for that. And now I have a question because at the end of every episode lately, I've been closing with a line from a movie.

It doesn't have to be a good movie. It doesn't have to be a classic. I think there's, you know, there's only like 10 amazing ending lines in the history of cinema. Most ending lines are just like, all right, I'll see you later or whatever, whatever the last thing somebody happens to say. But do any of you have a, you know, a film where you actually know? I know one ending line and it's because it drove me insane when I heard it.

It's the ending line of the little mermaid is just, and I mean, this speaks to how fucked up i am but she just goes i love you daddy and i was like every princess and their dad come on we get it you're happy but yeah that's the ending line of little mermaid can you imagine like some executive sitting around going she should probably you know thank her dad before this thing is all over with for my kids to remember that exchange couldn't have happened later like it's isn't because she's romantically entangled in that moment right yeah and then it's just like i love you daddy and it's like all right we get it you want your daddy and your weird weird

weird belly button king trident has a weird belly button. King Triton has a weird belly button. You know they cut out the boner? The priest used to get a boner? They cut it out. It's like, what are we even doing anymore? Was there a ceremony? Was it like a bris? Yeah.

Does anybody else have a last line? I mean, was pretty good what is it again just i love you daddy i love you daddy oh my god i would never have guessed they just have to like reinforce that relationship with princesses they're just like remember dad remember you'll never be happy as a woman unless you idolize your father. I would have preferred if she said, I love you, Scuttle, you dirty seagull. Same. Scuttle doesn't get enough respect. I love you, flounder.

You filthy little fish. He's not even a flounder. What is he? He's just like a tuna, I guess. Yeah. Poor guy. I love you daddy okay um if nobody else has one that's what i got one i got one close with okay it's a competition now the princess bride what are they what's the last line of that one like the end as you wish oh right but he says it to the kid like the kid says leave the light on and he says

the kid says will you come back to me and read it again and the grandpa goes as you wish that would have been better if he left the room and turned the light off and the kid was a scaredy cat and said leave it on and he said as you wish yeah i like the alternate ending yeah the alternate ending is the grandpa coming in being oh, you're such a bitch. Do you think it's too late to get it on the Criterion collection? I think we can make it happen. I have faith. Let's get Kevin Pollack to be Peter Falk.

Yes. And what's-his-name can play himself. We'll just de-age him a little bit in post. I love a good de-age. A full-grown man. There's got to be an Instagram filter for that. I'm afraid of the dark. I saw a little bit of they reenacted every single moment of

of Princess Bride via, you know, just short clips put together by various celebrities. Wow. I couldn't sit through the whole thing because that's not how movies are meant to. No. I skipped that. wow i didn't i couldn't sit through the whole thing because that's not shocked that's not how movies are meant to no god it's like i skipped that it's a brain scrambler my favorite

but you know but little parts of it are pretty you know if they just they just should have put out a bunch of little short clips where they just recreate scenes i think that would be more fun than watching them all strung together like it like it's you know like you want to watch that kind of filmmaking for that long yeah god it's like ratatouille the musical yeah see i've never brought myself to watch it because i'm sure things about it i like but uh the i don't know yeah it's like it there were so many people i was excited to see and i was like why did you do this to Titus why what did they do it's just so bad it's just very like corny and poorly done

and it's just like we didn't need this why does everybody love it so much just because the like the community they're lying is what they're lying and other people said they liked it so they're pretending that's what I've decided is that everyone's deranged and they're like oh someone said it's good okay it's it's objectively terrible and i love the movie i guess if it was good

we would have already heard about how disney swooped in and they're really gonna do it yeah exactly it's like, okay, we tried. Disney's got to be like, oh, that was cute. They got to act not mad about it. Like Disney would normally sue the shit out of people for doing something like that. But since it's in the pandemic. Yeah, and it was so bad, we don't even care.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It made people have to rewatch the real Ratatouille. So our numbers on Disney Plus went up. You think Mr. Toad's Wild Ride is a train wreck. It made people have to rewatch the real Ratatouille. So our numbers on Disney Plus went up. You think Mr. Toad's Wild Ride is a train wreck? He talks about how he's literally just getting in a drunk driving accident on that ride. And he goes to hell. And he goes to hell.

Like, that's the ride? And they blow hot air on you and the little devils all giggle. It's crazy. And they're like, all right, now get out and go get a churro, kids. Yeah. The first time my girlfriend went on the ride i was telling her the whole time we're going to hell for this it's just uh it's a shocking turn at the end um i was gonna i also wrote down there's a movie from 1939 called the women and and it was special in that the entire cast of the movie was all women. Wow, progressive.

Well, you know, they remade it with Meg Ryan and Annette Bening. I thought you were going to say they remade it with men. I was like, what? I'm also surprised they didn't name it Breaking Women. Finally, they made a movie called the woman women and turned it into the men um but the movie the women from 1939 the last line because i i picked it because it's all women on the show today and the uh last line is no pride at all that's a luxury a woman in love can't afford

oh just way to set the bar just tell me about it on the ground i mean i love you dad he's way better it's basically similar um but this has been a delight thank you thank you thanks doug thank you for having us for taking a chance on this make-a-wish thanks for listening to jessica's dying boyfriend i'll say yeah i'm so happy that he's gonna have like he you know he'll listen to this and then someday he's going to die. So at least he got his dying wish. We're all heroes. And let's not forget that.

It's way ahead of schedule, his dying wish. I hope so, because based on statistics, it's not looking good. Do you think he'll hang in there until your next appearance? I think he will. I think it's going to be what keeps him alive. I think he's literally going to hang himself. Come on, man. I'll say all their names, all eight names

once again. Thank you to Jessica Michelle Singleton, Nicole Amy Shriver, and Amy Nanyo Miller. Thatyo Miller. Solene. As always,

I love you, Daddy. Oh, I love you, Daddy. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold,

his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you cause Doug loves movies.