Doug Loves Movies - Andree Vermeulen, Sarah Shahi and Jared Watson guest

Episode Date: June 6, 2016

Live from the NerdMelt Showroom in LA, Doug welcomes actors Andree Vermeulen and Sarah Shahi to the show, along with musician Jared Watson. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves cookies Hey, hey, hey everybody That was, I think, I think you're the most talented group that's watched this show because that is the closest

a crowd has ever gotten to clapping correctly through the entire theme song. You gotta lose it at the end because it just becomes a mess at the end, but you guys went really far in unison. You guys are like Nazis.

You're really good at doing something together. My name is Doug and I love movies. This is God Loves Movies. See, that's like, you guys are singing it more than anybody else does. They usually just shout it.

You guys are probably all people that auditioned for Glee. Coming to you from Meltdown Comics in the back of Nerd Melt's showroom. I fucked that up. Scratch that, reverse that as my idol

Willy Walker would say. It's Sunday June 5th, 2016. You guys know what day that is? It's Ferris Bueller Day. June 5th is the day he takes off. Which you can't really make an annual event. That's right sir because today is Sunday.

Ferris Bueller doesn't go to church was a shitty project that they abandoned. They decided to give him a whole day of play. Here's the thing. If you jump up on a float in a parade, playback will come on of a song you know the words to, and you will sing it while everybody does choreographed dance moves around you. I'm just pointing out

that Ferris Bueller is one of the most realistic films ever made. Oh, which reminds me to ask you guys. Name tags. Name tags. Name tags. Oh, good. Front row. I like you guys all were determined because you made such good name tags to sit right up front.

The Ryan King, I get it. Sicario, I'm not entirely sure what that would make your name. Kari? Okay. Doing good. Vanna Conda? Because your name's Vanna? Vanessa.

Vanessa? Okay. Can't read that one. Kinder... Kinder... What in cop? Kinder. Kindergarten cop.

Okay. All right. Enough of that. Dude from St. Louis that makes little figures of all of his favorite... You're from St. Louis, right? Yeah. Yeah. He little figures of all of his favorite... You're from St. Louis, right? Yeah.

Yeah, he makes figures of all of his favorite guests out of clay. And what's your... Why are you in L.A. right now? I have an internship for the summer. You're here for the whole summer? Yeah. We're going to see this shit every show? Because you know how much I want to stomp on those things.

Because you work so hard at it, and it's all of my friends, some of whom I don't get along with all the time, and I just want to stomp on it. Yeah, exactly. But it's just also fun to just ruin, break things. But thank you for bringing

that, and I'll look forward to seeing you, and I'm sure it'll get chosen if not today, soon. Doug plugs, tomorrow night, June 6th, I'm interrupting Mission semicolon impossible I, I, I

at Cinefamily here in Los Angeles, and Atlanta, Thursday, June 9th. That's this Thursday. I'm doing Stand Up at the Punchline. If you bring name tags, you have a chance to get on stage and play Last Man Stanton

at the end of the show. Next Doug Loves Movies here in L.A. is right here at Meltdown Comics in the Nerd Melt showroom Monday, June 13th at 9pm. So it feels, it's not, it's pretty comfortable in here today, right? It wasn't too hot outside, so we're doing alright.

I'm going to try not to do shows in the afternoons in the summer here, because it gets too warm. Great story, Doug. Douglovesmovies.com! That's Douglovesmovies.com. Let's take a look in the prize bag, you guys. See what's, uh, what I brought here from home, wandered over here with. We got a pipe from Peacemaker, because I swear to you, they sent me about a thousand of them.

Maybe not that many. A really cool alien pipe that's only been used once. Then I cleaned it out and flew back to California with it from a dude, now I feel bad I don't know his name, but I mentioned his name, I think, in the last episode, because he won the prize bag, I think,

the New York episode. But anyway, he made this cool alien pipe, so I'm going to pass that along to somebody. And then somewhere in here, it's tiny, so I might not be able to pull it out, but there's a pin from the Limestone Comedy Festival. Oh, here it is. It's a cool little, you know,

it's not too ostentatious. It's like a subtle piece of flair to put on your suspenders. And from my personal VHS collection, we have an episode of Dawson's Creek entitled Escape from New York.

Because that was the thing on Dawson's Creek is they would name episodes after movie titles. And a lot of times it's fun to figure out why. And so now on Doug Lowe's Minis, I name every episode after a movie title because I like to steal great ideas. And an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer entitled Killed by Death.

So just the title alone is pretty fun. And it's going to be a great excuse to go out and buy a VHS playing device. I think they still exist. And I think I'm going to be out of those soon. So that's another thing. It's going to become a thing of the past, the two VHSs. Maybe I should start just bringing one. Let's get my guests out here, you guys. Are you ready? Three great guests, two newbies and an oldbie. Please welcome Sarah Shahi, Jared Watson, and Andre

Vermillion. Vermillion. Sarah Shahi, Jared Watson, and Andre Vermeulen. Vermeulen. That is not how you say my name. How do you say it? Andre Vermeulen. Vermeulen, that's what I said. Yeah. Vermeulen.

Sure you did. Vermeulen. Vermeulen. Vermeulen. Vermeulen, that's what I said. Yeah. Vermeulen. Sure you did. Vermeulen. Vermineul. Vermeulen. Yeah, I'm really not used to it. Sarah's waving to the crowd. I'm waving. I'm waving to my son.

Oh, okay. My son's back there. I always feel great when I know there's a child in the room. Actually, no, it's nothing. I'm just so popular. I did think it was weird. They're sitting there waving so friendly to everybody. But that's your son.

What's his name? What's your name? Wolf. His name is Wolf. For reals? For reals. Does he have a situation room at home? A situation room.

Almost every room in the house is his situation room. Well, let's meet all my guests individually. Starting with Sarah Shahi is here for the first time. Hello. Hello. Hello. Thank you for having me. Holy cow.

Persons of Interest, Life, Ray Donovan, The Sopranos, Chicago Fire. She's been on all of those shows, you guys. And I complained about this recently on this very podcast. You were going to be adult Nancy Drew for a show on CBS. You did a pilot. Yeah, we did a pilot and it didn't go.

Yeah, it's not happening. I'm waiting to see what your response is going to be and then I'll, whatever you say, if you say boo, I'm going to say boo. If you say yay,

I'm going to say yay. Yeah, it didn't go and it's actually, I'm very happy it didn't go. It was not good. Yay! That worked out good. Yeah, yeah.

I was mad about it because I was like, why wouldn't anyone want to see you as Nancy Drew as an adult? And CBS said, you said adult Nancy Drew

and I automatically, I just went to porn. Like I automatically went to porn. Because regular Nancy Drew said adult nancy drew and i automatically just went to porn like i automatically went to porn because regular nancy drew is always a teenager right she didn't grow up in the books or anything no she didn't grow up but she grew up on cbs but only for a very short time all right well that's cbs shouldn't have said out loud that the show skewed two females the reason they didn't pick it up exactly i don't know if anyone heard about that but they as the reason they didn't pick it up. Well, that's exactly, I don't know if anyone heard about that, but they said the reason they didn't pick the show up

is because it was too female. Oh, dang. To which, yeah, so my response was like, I don't remember us talking about tampons and our, like, placentas and our cycles on the show, so I don't know what was too female about it. Yeah, and I don't, I would rather watch a woman solve a crime

than a man, to be honest with you. I mean, we do it every day in life. It's true. I'll tell you where your sunglasses are because I remember shit. Every boyfriend I've ever had doesn't know where anything is. Oh, no, that's called the man syndrome.

I'll tell you where it is. Yes, that's the man syndrome. My husband has that. No, my husband has it. It's literally right there. It's has that. No, my husband has it. It's literally, it's in, I mean, it's right there. It's like the remote control is in his hands and he can't find it. That's man syndrome. Where's the wolf?

Where's wolf? Wolf. Yes. Oh, there he is. He's good. He's good. Yeah. You guys got something called the man sometimes, but I, in their defense, I have walked around

with my phone in my hand looking for my phone. So I ruin that theory. The mans can rub off on you sometimes. Yeah, when you least expect it. Yeah, we all get a case of it. Mans are always trying to rub off on me. Okay. Do you want me to leave?

No, no, you're good. And since this is Douglas' movie, Sarah, I wanted to ask you about one of the movies you were in. You were in Old School? That's right. What did you do in that? I played... Were you inside the mascot costume at the game?

No, I was one of Perry Reeves' friends, and there was a very memorable scene where... Oh, Andy Dick? Andy Dick is giving a blowjob class. That's why I don't remember you from it, because I was just watching Andy in his mouth. You were watching andy yeah yeah that's it that is a very uh funny uh part of the movie and that's that's cool now next time we watch it we'll look you know we'll go that's her yeah it's a little bit my work right there i love it uh we got uh now i'm gonna try to say it again. All right. Andre Vermeulen. We did it.

We did it. Yes. Angela Pizzo. That was on an episode that's not really out yet. Okay, so how are you doing? A new season of Angie Tribeca is starting tomorrow night on TBS at 9 o'clock. Yeah. Yeah, and so that's pretty cool.

You guys watch that show? Yeah. Yeah, it's hilarious. I play Dr. Monica Scholz. This season, she's in a love triangle. She's raising a baby that's not hers. Gets real dark. Whoa.

All right. Though the teasers have been spoiling. Don't worry. Again, do you want me to leave? I just wish every guest would be self-outthrowing, self-throw-outing, self-bouncing. That'd be good.

If it's not working out, just get the hell out of here. It's happened a couple times lately, but hopefully not again today. And also on the panel joining us today, his first time on the show, it's Jared Watson, everybody. Everybody.

Also on the panel joining us today, his first time on the show, it's Jared Watson, everybody. Co-lead singer, is that how you put it? Yeah, yeah. Co-lead singer of Dirty Heads. You guys know the man Dirty Heads? Yeah. Oh, don't. If you don't know, you don't have to pity. You guys are super awesome.

I saw you in wherever the hell we were. It was outside of D.C. in Maryland. The cruise ship. And the cruise ship, of course. The cruise ship was crazy. Yeah. What cruise was that? 311 cruise.

I don't remember much of it either. Somebody else on it? Somebody went, oh, yeah. But yeah, that cruise was amazing. And then D.C. You were in D.C. And then, yeah, outside of D.C., Trey Gallion and I came to see you guys with RLDGRN.

You're just saying letters. Yeah, right? It's the coolest thing. It's red, gold, green. Red, gold, green, but it's the cool thing to take vowels out of words. They took all the vowels out, so it's very hard to say and talk about. Oh. Excellent marketing.

And I love those guys too. And you got a big tour starting up again this summer? Yeah, July 1st we go out with Sublime with Rome. Our album comes out July 16th. And we got a single on the radio right now. Number one most added song on radio in the country. Oh, what's it called? Beat Out the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Wow, that's a crazy title for a song everything from now on is beat out the red hot chili peppers beat off the red hot chili peppers what's the song called that's that's all I need okay and what is it that you need to beat off the red hot chili pepper that's why Anthony Kiedis couldn't make the weenie roast the other day. Oh, that's probably mean. I know. He probably got hurt or something. I feel bad.

I apologize if we keep saying beat off in front of Wolf. I'm just trying to... Me and Wolf talked in the back. We already talked, but we're good. You guys were talking about goats, right? Yeah, goat simulator. Goat simulator. Whatever that means. I'm a big gamer.

He's a gamer. He knows what's up. All right. I could go to a terrible place right now, but I'm not going to. No, that's cool. Just stay right here. He's heard? All right. I could go to a terrible place right now, but I'm not going to. No, that's cool. Just stay right here. He's heard it all before.

Yeah, I guess so. His parents are actors. Both of them? Both of them. Oh, no. Poor Wolf. Wolfie's done a little bit of work himself, too. He was in Nancy Drew.

He was in the pilot. Did you hear how terrible that turned out, kids? What else has he been in? He's been in my belly. What an impressive IMDB page he's building up. Best known for being in Sarah. In my belly. Yeah.

That's cool, though. He seems like he's pretty good with being in the public eye. Yeah, he's a charmer. Right, buddy? Yeah. All right. He's probably tired of us talking about him. Not at all.

Oh, not at all, he says. Not at all. That's my boy. Keep it coming. All right. He should be up here during this podcast, not me. Don't make me switch you. make me switch you.

Jared, you guys have had some songs on movie soundtracks, but one really caught my eye. It must be pretty exciting that one of your songs is in Surfer, Dude. Oh, yeah. The Matthew McConaughey classic

where everyone thought, well, this guy, he's done. If that's what he has to offer and then in the mcconnysons happened like our band was just done after getting no movie or him yeah it was ridiculous but he made a comeback man he did after that you know what came back strong we met him he he had um an artist that he was like so into that he's like i'm just gonna back you this guy mishka and he's like i'm gonna back you and he came on tour with us the mishka matthew mcconaughey would come to all the

shows and he was like super cool we were at south by southwest and i like didn't want a fan boy too hard on him but we ended up drinking beers he's like real normal guy super super cool and i was like hey man you know i don't want a fan boy but we're drinking beers and you know everybody probably says hey you know do the days confuse guys but i was like van zant from um what's the dragon movie um rain of fire rain of fire yeah i was like van zant that's like my favorite character you've ever played and he automatically just switches into van zant tackles me we started wrestling right there in the bar got advanced you're right he is a normal guy

Right there. In the bar. Got on Van Zandt. You're right. He is a normal guy. Cool. I could tell he was a normal guy. I'm glad you didn't say you loved him in Dallas Buyers Club. I'd hate to see what you guys did right in that moment right there.

I didn't see the surfer movie, though. You never even watched it? No, I didn't see the surfer movie, though. You never even watched it? No, I didn't see it. Yeah. It was one of those... TMZ got footage of him running down the beach with palm fronds, waving them around, and they aired it like he got high and did that,

but he was just shooting a scene for that movie, but that's sort of what that movie's like. This guy just running down the beach, waving palm fronds. I feel like that's 90 of his life though yeah no he i think he enjoys himself i would yeah that's matthew mcconaughey he's doing great he loves making speeches palm frond palm frond jeremy do you want to come with me and get a palm frond fed grapes we're just gonna get the one Wait what's a palm frond?

Does anybody here Not know what a palm frond is? Like if you took a palm tree If you took the leaf of a palm tree There's a huge frond Like the palm leaf And the whole stalk that falls down That's called a palm frond

They're in the street all the time I just thought it was just a leaf. Them shits that jig up your car. Just a big ass leaf. It's a palm frond. I like to ask every guest on the show the same question every episode. We'll start with Jared there on the other end

because it's not going to surprise him. Because you listen to the show, right? Yeah, yeah. What was the last movie that you saw? Yesterday I was flying home from a show in Savannah, Georgia. Which I hear is a really cool place. It was really cool. Everybody that we met somehow was like a haunted tour guide.

Everything's haunted. The 7-Eleven's haunted. The venue's haunted. The whole town just makes all their money off of haunted shit. But it's cool. So I was on, I was like, okay, cool,

I can watch, it's a four hour flight, I can probably watch two movies. I saw a Simon Pegg movie and I'm a big fan of him, you know, like Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead

and all that stuff and I was like, cool, it's called like Anything and Everything or something, right? I got like 20 minutes into it and it was like,

it was like a shitty Adam Sandler movie. Like it just wasn't, I got like 20 minutes into it and he had this power and the eight like there was these aliens and they were like okay let's see if we should blow up this planet but we're gonna give one guy a superpower he could do anything he wants it just waves his hand right I'm like well it's kind of genius this is Simon Pegg he's probably gonna nail this like 20 minutes into it just wasn't funny so I turned it off just couldn 20 minutes into it, it just wasn't funny.

So I turned it off, just couldn't get into it. I'm glad you don't remember the exact title. I think it's anything and everything. Wolf knows where it is. Wolf, what's that movie? Pixels? Nah. Oh, no, it's not Pixels? No, it's...

That'd be weird to describe Pixels as being like a bad Adam Sandler movie. That'd be weird to describe Pixels as being like a bad Adam Sandler movie. So I ended up going through and I saw a Japanese, this wacky Japanese movie called Assassination Classroom. And it was based off of manga. And it was this like yellow octopus alien that had a smiley face emoji. And he blew up the moon and he was like, gonna blow up the earth and like, this is any better than the other movie

that I just described, but I swear it was good. I love wacky Japanese movies. Then he's in a class and it's like, if any of these kids, I'm gonna teach them how to be assassins and if any of them can kill me, I won't blow up the earth. And that's the premise of the movie. And it was just wacky

japanese movie and it was absolutely phenomenal how did you see that i was on a plane just on the the planes choices and movies i think it was an international like we got on one of the planes it's usually international you know because there were tons of japanese movies there you go it's probably something that went to tokyo a lot okay it was good though i got kind of want to see it subtitled though right uh yeah yeah yeah yeah okay but did you that did you point that out a lot of my listeners don't like to read that's why we love movies did you see uh ridiculous six the adam sandler netflix movie no but i was gonna say when we were talking about it when we were dragging adam sandler's name through the mud that um that everybody I've heard that's seen The Do-Over,

this latest one on Netflix, says it's pretty funny. It's a really entertaining movie. I haven't seen that, but The Ridiculous Six was actually really funny. It was pretty much one long fart joke,

but like, sign me up to anything like that. It was really good. Yeah, if the fart is continuous, I will enjoy that. If they take breaks, it takes all the fun out of it.

Yeah, that's where you lose me. Yeah, but... I'm glad to hear that one's funny. It's like you really did get a do-over. Damn. Hey-oh. This is what you can expect from me tonight. Like it or hate it, I'll keep doing it.

Oh, shit. I should have asked you earlier what you guys brought for the prize bag, but let's finish what we were doing. Last movie you saw, Sarah, with or without Wolf? Big Hero 6. So, with Wolf.

Today, yeah. Did you like that one? I watched it today. You watched it today. That sums it up nicely did you like it did you like it yes okay yes i have 19 children so it's like i have three three three that you know of depending on the amount of tequila it could very easily be 20. Who knows?

It's funny, though, that he corrected you. I know. There's three of us. There's three. Get it together, mommy. Have you ever had any of your guests bring their children? Solve this mystery, Nancy. How many children do you have?

What was the question? Have you ever had any of your guests bring their kids? Yeah, it's happened. And you know, mixed results. Right, right, yeah. Yeah, no. Wolf's doing great, though. Wolf's doing good.

Wolf's an all star. Yeah, he's all right. Just remember, Wolf, it's not our ego that matters in life. What does mommy say, baby? It's who you are on the... Inside. That's right. That's right.

Oh, that was so cute. I kind of want to hit something. Andre. Andre. Yes. What was the last film you saw in any format? I saw Green Room. Oh, that's a fun one. I didn't know what I was getting into.

That's the best way to watch it. I didn't watch a trailer. And boy, was I shocked. Yeah. It's shocking, but it's not... It's good. It's not gratuitous. No. It's a very well it's not... It's good. It's not gratuitous. No.

It's a very well-told story. Yes. That's it. Yeah. When do you turn 11, Wolf? In six years. In six years? Oh, no. You pounced on her about the 3 in 19 difference?

That was a good math. Yeah, that would have taken me a lot longer to count on my fingers. Like, I can tell you didn't count on your fingers, and I'm pretty impressed. Maybe 5. I told you he should be up here. Well, I was just going to suggest that maybe you guys can watch Green Room together on his birthday.

Yeah, it'd be a birthday treat for him. Well, Wolfie, what's your favorite movie, remember? The Revenant. The Revenant. The Revenant. The Revenant. I got... He saw The Revenant,

and I got a call from his kindergarten teacher saying, you know, Wolfie keeps talking about the scene where he crawls into the horse. Some of our students are horrified. So if you can please tell him not to talk about rated R movies. I said, okay, okay. But that could happen in a movie that's not rated R.

That wasn't the worst thing that happened well I shut his eyes during some of the other parts okay good I'm not trying to say that was a bad thing but I will share

that when I was a kid my mom was watching some movie that I should not be watching and she tried to do the cover my eyes method but I saw and I wish I knew what movie it is now.

It's been scarred in my memory, but I saw a woman fall out of a building and splat onto the ground. And I was too young to see that. And I really carried that. And now I do comedy. So I'm just saying, be careful. Just be careful.

You don't want them to become a stand-up or anything. Ugh. Yeah, I can't think of what movie that would be. I don't know, but it was so dramatic. It was like a skyscraper. And she threw herself out of it. And splatted. And I just had a dream recently where two people...

Now it's all coming back. This is not a bit. I had a dream recently where two people, now it's all coming back. This is not a bit. I had a dream the other night where one friend, I was in a skyscraper. It was like a hotel and there was a railing. And the one friend was like, I'm going to do a loop-de-loo around the railing. I was like, don't do that. And she did it and she fell. And then I was kind of like, I was a camera right in front of her watching her.

And she was so confused and she was falling and falling and falling. And then it cut to her other friend who was like, she shouldn't have died. That was a mistake. I'm going to kill myself. And she just threw herself off the building, and she splatted down on the ground. But then we found out in my dream that the first person

had just landed on another level. So she was just injured but not dead. Oh, thank God. But the other one was real dead. Just like that movie. And this is an insight into my dreams. I don't know what it means. Yeah.

Sounds like you saw someone jump out of a building too young. And now it's in a dream one time. Yep. And also on a podcast. I'm sorry, our session is over.

I don't have any more time. The hour is up. For our listeners at home, I am lying down. It's really weird. He pulled out a couch. Let me get this stuff off your hands, you guys. You brought stuff for the prize bag. What do you have, Andre? Well,

last time I brought the necklace necklace from Angie Tribeca. Season two, Shoals wears much more lady ties, so I brought a lady tie. You can wear this, I suggest, with a white button-down shirt. And then I also brought a mug, an Angie Tribeca mug, an Angie Trebekka mug,

and it says, if I were on TV, I'd raise this to my lips whenever I make a point. So. Perfect. Thank you for bringing that stuff. Yeah.

And watch Angie Trebekka tomorrow night at 9. TBS. Only on TBS. They've got personality. They've got personality. They've got marketing. What's their slogan now? Very funny.

Oh, okay. Season one's on Hulu. It's been that for a while. Yeah, season one's on Hulu. Hopefully season two comes out on Hulu soon so everyone can watch it. Excellent.

Jared, what do you got for the old bag? Because I want to go to Sarah last because she's kind of very nice. No, I texted her. Oh, I thought you got for the old bag? Because I want to go to Sarah last. Me and Sarah brought this. I'm the asshole who forgot. Oh, I thought you were going to give... I thought Wolf was going to go in the front.

Oh, that's right. That's why I brought Wolf. Sarah brought a Dirty Heads tank top. Yay! Oh, nice! Yeah, and then I have Dirty Heads. I love Dirty Heads. Shirt.

And then since we are at Comic Book Store, I brought something special. This is one of my current favorite comic books. So this is book one from Saga. If you don't like comic books or graphic novels,

if that makes you feel older and cooler and not as nerdy, this is my favorite and it's one through 18, book one. I have a question. Is this a picture

of a child breastfeeding? Yeah. It is. Very good. So it's like a breastfeeding breastfeeding? Yeah. It is. Very good. So it's like a breastfeeding comic book? Totally. That's all it is. The normalized breastfeeding campaign has gone in a really great direction.

It's going good. Even if you don't like comic books, I left the 1 through 18 or whatever at my brother's house. And then I got a call from my dad a couple days later. And he's like, hey, when's the next saga coming out I was like what the fuck what do you mean the next like the next Twilight Saga like what are you talking about he's like those comic books they left at Jesse's house I love him I think you've read all 18 he's like yeah I can't wait for the next ones to come out so he and he'd never read the comic book in his life

was no breastfed baby yeah Oh, yeah. Exactly. So, yeah, that's what I brought. Thanks for bringing that. That's really cool. Very thoughtful. See that, Sarah? You are so good and sweet and wonderful, and thank you.

Here's a Sharpie. You can sign the T-shirt, so that makes it really from you. There we go. Yeah, make it official. Yes. And somebody's going to win all this stuff, because we're going to play some games.

And if you don't like the band, you can give it to your pothead friends, because they'll probably like it. You drawing somebody getting breastfed? Oh, she's really, that's a really nice. I tried to make a pretty heart. Yeah, it looks good. I you think you like it much better than thank you do you want to sign it too so I'd like to judge yours now I've had to change mine cuz I was signing things like I would sign checks and I've been told that's bad

checks and I've been told that's bad. So... But my name's too long so I had to like do... I had to like really... I have to spell out the letters while I'm signing in my mind. Uh-huh. Because there's too many of them. Yeah.

So that's how... It looks okay now. Yeah. It's nice. Thanks. I had to work on that. Let's get Jared's on there too while we're at it might as well right and uh I just want you all to know that um although my shirt that I'm wearing right now is wrinkled I am my best self

so and I tried to tuck it in to kind of make it a little less wrinkled but that doesn't work so that's a life tip for you as well while we're waiting. I'm glad we got that in because now it's part of the show where I say, let the games begin.

Name tags come out of the darkness. Oh, baby. People made these signs that have their names cleverly worked into movie titles. Sometimes it's just a man holding up a doll. But there's a BB-8

over there. So just get up from your seats. You can put the mic down on your chair and just go grab the name tag that you'd like

to play for. Grab the sign. Yeah, grab the sign that you like best for whatever reason. There's a fist over there and uh while they do that we'll do this message we'll be right back hey everybody today's episode is brought to you in part by movement watches at douglas movies we team up with brands

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D-O-U-G Back to the show! We're back! It's amazing. You guys did a good job. Sarah got help from her son. And yeah, there's a thing on the back. You don't want to read that. What?

Oh, just on yours. I don't know how to play. You can read this title, but you can't read what's on the back. Oh, I can't read. Yeah. You're good, though. No, you can read, though. It looks like you're one of those people that's getting on a plane and brings their own pillow.

A nice BB-8 pillow. Let's start with Jared. Who are you playing for? What's that? Eric, bud. It's a dog. A stone dog playing basketball. That's pretty great.

That's funny. I mean, the Star Wars one is trying hard not to. I'm bringing it closer to you. There you go. Oh, you're killing it. All right. not to. Alright, and Sarah's got the BB-8. So whose name is on the front side of that piece of paper there?

Mimi. Mimi-8. Mimi-8. Nice job, Mimi. Mimi-8! Mimi-8! And then if you don't win today, then on the back of that piece of paper is someone that I have to call a shithead. That's what we do at the end of the show

as a consolation prize. You don't know who that person is, though, right? Eric, I got no name on this. Not necessarily. Yeah, he might have to. We'll have to work something out with him. What's that? I'll tell you.

He's going to tell us. Okay, cool. You want to really give it to him? Maybe we won't listen with that attitude. Why didn't you write a shit in the back? I'll tell you. He's going to tell us. Okay. Cool. You want to really give it to him? Maybe we won't listen with that attitude. Why didn't you write a shit in the back? I'll tell you. That's exactly how it went down. And Andre, what do you got here?

The Ryan King. Yeah, I think that one's been selected before. Is that true, Ryan? No. No? It's been here before, though. Not me. Not you?

San Jose. What? It was in San Jose. San Jose. Somebody had a very similar thing? It was me here before, though. Not me. Not you? San Jose. What? It was in San Jose. San Jose. Somebody had a very similar thing? It was me. Oh, it was you. You just didn't get picked.

All right. Very bitter. I'm glad we figured that out. It worked out pretty good. Very bitter. Whose lady butt is on the back of your phone? What is that? Lady butt? This is me and a tiger.

Looking out upon our kingdom. Oh, okay. I don't know if you guys can see that. It's real fantasy. Oh, yeah. I had a dream like that last night. Then I jumped off the cliff. It's the best cover I've ever had.

And still have. Alright, well we're going to play some games. I'm snapping you. And you just snapped that? I snapped you. Oh, okay. Loves. I just don't get the Snapchat yet.

I don't either. I try. I'm doing it. Did you put a dog face on me or something? No, I could. There's nothing better than hot girls making ugly faces on their snap.

Super sexy. Yeah, this has really slowed down the podcast. I regret it. We can put this down on the ground. You don't have to hold that, so maybe I'll make it a little easier for you. I just need it close enough by to be able to say, hey, Ryan. And then he'd be like,

that's me right here from San Jose. That's where you're from? Oakland. Okay. He and I are never going to agree on anything. All right, so we're going to play

a series of games. And you like holding that BB-8, don't you? Feels good. Okay, good. But you can put yours down if you want, Jared. It's just precarious on you. That's like me every time I eat at the bar in a restaurant,

that napkin, just trying to put it on my knee. But why would it just stay there? I thought you said it's Bert-carious. And the next time you're with Bert Kreischer, I think you should use that word. Yeah, things are getting Bert Carious right now This first game we're gonna play is called ABC these nuts and It's a spelling game and since today is June 5th, which is the day where Ferris Bueller

Takes off the thing we're gonna spell spell today is June 5th, which is the day where Ferris Bueller takes off, the thing we're going to spell today is Ferris Bueller. And by spelling, I mean we're going to go down the line. We'll start at the opposite end there with Jared. I'm going to ask him to name any movie that begins with the letter F. Then we're going to do E-R-R-I-S, Bueller, all the way through Bueller. Okay. Bueller. Bueller. And if you match the

movie that I wrote down in advance then you automatically win the whole thing yeah it's very exciting when it happens movie with the letter F yeah yeah any movie any movie you want this starts with the sample round or is this the. Any movie. Any movie you want that starts with the letter F. Is this a sample round? Or is this the real thing? This is real. This is real. This is really happening.

This is really happening. Yeah, you're gonna be next and your letter will be E, probably. All he has to do is come up with any F. Yeah, I'm gonna go with the easy one,

but it's... You know what? You know what I wanna say? The first Fantastic Four, I didn't like. And then the new one that everybody said sucked. I thought it was way better. That's it. I guess you guys don't agree with me, but I don't care. Well, I didn't like. And then the new one that everybody said sucked. I thought it was way better.

That's it. I guess you guys don't agree with me, but I don't care. Well, I mean, the bar was already pretty low. That's what I'm saying. And then, but also, I still haven't seen the latest Fantastic Four, but it just feels to me like they tried too hard to make it as serious as the last few Batmans had been. Like they went that direction.

And it's like, how about somewhere in the middle? You know, the first Fantastic Fours were silly, and then this one was too serious. Yeah. I just don't like that they're kind of teeny-bopping some of these comic book movies. Teeny-bopping along with the comic book movies. I set her up for it.

We planned that earlier. All right, Fantastic Four. Okay. Yeah, and your next letter's probably going to be R, so think of another speech. R? I went with a movie called

For Your Consideration that features Sarah Shahi. Yes. See, I asked her about this backstage. I said, tell me all the movies you've been in because they're going to be the answers. I didn't know what you were talking about. She did.

All right, so name any movie, Sarah, that begins with the letter E. But wait, why did you just go for F? Huh? No, I'm trying to match it. I told him what I wrote down ahead of time. If we guessed what he had written down, then you automatically win.

I win? Do I win money? You win. Oh. The person that brought the BB-8 pillow is going to win something for bringing something they bought at the store. Oh, now I get it.

Now I get it. Alright. E. Okay, I thought really hard. Elephant Man. Oh. Okay, I'll let it go for this one, but that movie's called The Elephant Man. And that begins with the letter T. I went with Evan

Almighty. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, you know who's in that, right? Steve Carell. Mm-hmm. Who produces your show? Steve Carell. Yeah. Could you imagine

I got that answer wrong? I panicked inside. I don't know if I showed it on my face. I'm just trying to do better in life. So I try and keep it inside. Do better, damn it.

That's what you say to yourself in the mirror every day. Don't show your panic do you have an r movie for me rain man yes that's perfect it doesn't match mine i went with rush hour three you were in that also right i was yeah there you go you're not looking out you're not getting the right letters in this game uh P, I mean, sorry, R. There's no P in Ferris Bueller.

I mean, I don't know. He had a lot to drink that day, so there might have been some P in Ferris Bueller. But the next one, there's another R for Jared. Is it The Running Man or Running Man? I think it's Running Man, but I'll take either. I don't give a shit at this point. Well, then what?

Oh, okay, good. Okay. Okay, what's mine? So I got to say what I picked, and it's, I went with Risky Business. Oh, that's the other one I was going to pick. Another classic high school movie. I is your letter there. I'm I?

Sarah, you're I. I thought I was S. Oh, I. You're I. Ice Age. Ice Age. There you go. Yay.

Yeah. Does Wolf like the Ice Age movies? He does. We all do. Yeah. We all do. Even you. Come on.

Oh, it's got that squirrel can't get a nut. nut. I went with a movie called It's Kind of a Funny Story. It's, you know, I get tired of doing I, Robot every time I comes up. S is the next letter. Steel Magnolias.

Very good. I went with another Steve Carell movie Seeking a Friend for the End of the World I don't know that one I think I'm probably fired now it's a end of the world comedy it's him and Keira Knightley right

there's no funnier time in man's existence than when he's about to all expire isn't it one of those ones where, I don't want to spoil it for anybody, but doesn't the earth not end at the end? Oh, it does end? Oh, that's why it wasn't the summer hit they were hoping it would be.

The next letter is B. Bueller. That's me, huh? Mm-hmm. Oh, man. I don't want to do the obvious ones, you know? Do what you got to do, man. Fuck.

That's not it. There's no F in... in Oh there's the first F In Ferris Am I you? Yeah you'll be you So if you want to Think ahead Unless he can't come up with a B

I can come up with a B I just want to Just say one Just do it You know what I'm going to say Come on You know what I'm going to say You want me to say it? You know yeah What You know what I'm going to say. Come on. You know what I'm going to say. You want me to say it?

You know, yeah. What do you think? You're obviously going to say Batman. Yep. Wait. No. What you should have said is Baby's Day Out. That's what I was going for.

Baby's Day Out is what I went with. What do you have for you, Sarah? Ugh. Ugh, the movie. That works. Ugh. Ugh. Was there a movie called?

Wait, you know a kid's movie with the letter U? Yeah, she does. With the letter i like teamwork had balloons in it oh ups yay thank you you're welcome okay but um but is there a movie called the unicorn yes but it's i know but you don't give a shit anymore right if I say the unicorn oh no I mean I'm not throwing around that throwing away that rule

forever I just let you I let you get away with it once but I'm but you said up up yes

go with up thank you the up yeah I said urban legend oh damn

you've got the good ones you've got the good ones you must watch a lot of movies okay I said Urban Legend. Oh, damn. You've got the good ones. You've got the good ones. You must watch a lot of movies. Okay, I'm trying to think of a Steve Carell movie or one that you're a fan of. It starts with E, but... E? Is that your letter?

Yeah, but I'm just going to have to go with a popular book adaptation called Ender's Game. Yeah! Okay. The movie sucked. It did. The movie sucked. It did. The movie sucked. The book was so good.

Easy A is what I went with for that one. Oh, Easy A. I like that movie. Okay, we got a couple of L's now. L for Jared. Labyrinth. Oh, such a good movie. That's good.

I should have picked that as a tribute. I went with Little Miss Sunshine, another Steve Carell movie. Another L, though, for Sarah. I'm always thinking of words. Movies with the in it. The Legend. It's just Legend.

Yeah. That's the one that didn't have the the. You've got the-slexia. One that didn't have the the. You've got the-slexia. I went with another high school classic called Lucas. Lucas. E is the next one for Andre. Andre.

Was there a movie called Endgame? Is that a book? I feel like there was, like a political one. It feels like a play or something. Oh, it's a play or a book, huh? Yeah, I think so. It's a play. Yeah, you see, I'm a theater major.

I just don't remember anything. It's all coming back now in traumatizing memories. That's okay. Am I done? Well, you could do another one, but it's not. Nobody now in traumatizing memories. That's okay. Am I done? Well, you could do another one, but it's not. Nobody's going to win anything at this point. I got other games ready to go. Yeah, see, I'm thinking like St. Elmo's Fire.

That's not even a movie, is it? No, it's a movie. Great, but it starts at the same. You guys are all just doubting yourselves. I went with Endless Love. that's not even a movie, is it? No, it's a movie. Great, but it starts the same. You guys are all just doubting yourselves. I went with Endless Love. Endless Love, which has been made twice now. They're both great.

And R is the last letter in Ferris Bueller. I don't know any Steve Carell movies that start with R. What about a famous high school movie? Oh, was that the theme? That was kind of spread through there i tried a couple of times richmond what the richmond high is a fast time yeah i'm trying to move it around that works right yeah very close i went with revenge of the nerds That works, right?

Yeah, very close. I went with Revenge of the Nerds. Revenge of the Nerds. Classic movie. Still very funny, but also super rapey. All right, so... Wolf can't see that until he's at least 12. Who wrote Endgame? That's going to bother me now.

More what movies? Violent? Yeah, I'm sure you have. You have a phone. You tell him, baby. You tell him. You tell Doug phone. You tell him, baby. You tell him. You tell Doug how many violent movies you've seen. You tell him, my boy. That's right.

What's your... And his name's Wolf. What's your favorite... Wolf, what's your favorite violent movie? Deadpool. Deadpool. I almost guessed it. I watched it.

I flew from the East Coast to the West Coast today and I watched it three times in a row on the plane. What was your favorite part? Oh, probably... You're going to be a great stand-up someday, Wolf. Yeah, I don't know if he should describe his favorite part. That would maybe be too much. When Deadpool cuts off one of the guy's head.

Okay, yeah. I thought it might be something really violent. And I was right. Oh, wait, he's got another best favorite part. Because the bad guy pushes the metal bar through Deadpool's back and it's still alive. That's my boy. He's a fan of perseverance. I'm a beaming mother right now. I'm so proud of you, baby.

I'm so proud. I don't think our kids are desensitized to violence these days. I don't know what anyone's talking about. He's playing GTA on his little Game Boy right now anyway. Let's have a night. Alright, so... There's someone in the audience that has a night. He's got a shiv. Is that what he said?

He's got a homemade shake in his back pocket. When it comes to kids on this show, he's definitely in the win column. Yes. Let's play a game called, Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? And that's where I say a tagline from a poster

or advertisement for a motion picture and you guys just have to guess what movie it is and we'll take turns. Was there a winner though of this last game? Oh no, nobody won that. I thought there was only one game. I'm excited now. You almost all got through it.

But no clear winner. So we'll start with Jared again. We'll just do the same order as last time. And I'll ask him, I'll tell him the tagline from a movie. If he can't guess it, then you get a shot at it, Sarah, and then Andre. The line is, why do men act like boys? Because they can. No idea.

What movie do you think boys act like? I mean, men act like boys. Or a movie where boys act like men. Boys to men. ABC, BBD. East Coast style. Oh, family, sorry. ABC BBD East Coast style Oh family sorry We should turn this into a musical lyric show

I'd kill this shit This is Douglas movies No I have no idea There's no way I have no idea Okay your turn Sarah Rosie Perez What? Rosie Perez the movie no he's got a name in the movie that that's the tagline for you say you think Rosie press said that but if she's in the movie I think she

should win what if she is in the movie why Why do men act like boys? I can just picture her saying it. Because they can. They can. I thought we had to guess who said that line. No. Oh. But I think Rosie Perez probably did say it. So what movie would she say that in?

In Boys to Men. That's a band. Okay. Or a group. No. Wait. No, wait. Oh, white man can't jump. That's my guess. That's a good guess. Incorrect.

Andre? Big. Good guess. No, it was from the aforementioned Old School. Old School. Old School had that. Oh, man. Yeah, it's not a great tagline for that movie.

So he is doing what he said. I told you. Fuck, man. We'll start with you again, Jared. Great. I've got a good feeling about you. I'd just like to point out that even if I know what he's on to, it doesn't help my game in any way.

It doesn't make me feel as bad. We'll start with you on this one, Jared. Ever wish your boss was dead? Horrible Bosses? That's correct. Yeah. Good job. And why did I pick that?

What? Why did I pick Horrible Bosses? Did Steve Carell direct it or produce it or something like that? Were you in it? No, one of your songs is in it. Get the fuck out of here, really? Yeah. Where's that check at?

I haven't seen it. No, I think you're right. It was in the trailer. Yeah. Oh, there you go. Yeah, with the, when Jamie Foxx is in it. There was a bar. It's like a movie.

Yeah. It's like a movie. It's like a movie. It's like a movie, I think you're right. It was in the trailer. Oh, there you go. Yeah, when Jamie Foxx is in it. They're in the bar. To Lay Me Down? Yep, they're in the bar. I know exactly what you're talking about. I totally forgot.

Lay me down. Yep, you nailed it. On a bed of roses. God, you want to join the band? I love that song. Yeah, it's good, right? I wrote that one for you. Why don't you, what's the name of another one of your hits for Andre to sing for us?

Yeah, give me another title. It Hurts When I Shit. It hurts when I shit, but I'm shitting anyway. Because my body needs me to Just to pass through this day You're in. You're in the band. Gotta kick somebody out, but... If you're ever stuck with lyrics,

just call me up. Yeah, yeah. You're my new ghostwriter. You can help me and Drake out. Well, people call me Dre, so I could be like, people would be like, oh, you're working with Dre. And it would sound way cooler. Right, yeah, yeah.

And Drake doesn't have Ghost Riders. I heard people be like, ooh. That was the joke that I made, that he doesn't. But he got in a big fight with some guy over at. But all right, OK, let's go. People went, ooh? Yeah, I heard somebody be like, ooh. I didn't hear it.

Yeah, but they're... Whoever went ooh was like, motherfucker never loved us. No, they know what's up on the streets. I forgot I knew what's up on the streets. This one goes to Sarah. Woo! Revenge never gets old. What's that a tagline for? Revenge never gets old. What's that a tagline for?

Revenge never gets... Revenge of the nerds? That's also what I thought. These nerds never tire of getting payback. No, that's not it. Was it old school? No.

Was it for your consideration? You're not going to keep guessing. Was it old school? No. Was it for your consideration? You don't get to keep guessing. Do we get guesses? Yeah. Well, it's Dre's turn to guess right now. I was just about to say people forgot about Dre. I'll take it. I liked it.

Terminator 3. Bunch of gibberish. Nope. Jared, Punisher? No. Wait, what was the line again? Revenge never gets old. Revenge?

It sounds so familiar. Yeah, because it's from a movie you're in called Bullet to the Head. Oh, yeah. With Sylvester Stallone. You said backstage. You're like, oh, no, I'm not in any movies.

I said I've done some. You know what? I'd love to get to a point in my career where I've just done so many movies I can't remember them all. Yeah, right?

No, no. Yeah, but Stallone, you know, he's the good guy in it, Stallone, and he never gets old. He doesn't ever get old. And his revengeful ways.

But I like that movie. What? That's such a crock of shit. That movie was so bad. It's got some pretty cool, you know, violence in it. Yeah, violence. Wolf. Wolf likes it, right?

Wolf. Woo-hoo! We really hate ourselves on this panel tonight. We're just really self-indulgent. Wolf, have you seen Bullet to the Head? No, I think you missed that one, maybe. Ask for that one by name. It wasn't violent enough.

I think you missed that one. He's done. And keep going. He's tapped out. I would think something like Persons of Interest would be more terrifying to him than these cartoony movies. What's funny is he kind of has a disassociation with movies and stuff because he comes with me on set. And so he's watched me kill Jim Caviezel many times.

He's seen me get shot. There's this funny picture that my husband took of I'm about to break down a door. And I've got a gun with a guy to be the silencer sure you can be the door we're acting this out guys for those listeners that are listening to doug's love smoothies so like you're the door and i'm like gonna break it down and i've got this gun like a really big gun with like that door's balls and i'm gonna and i'm gonna i'm gonna shoot and kick the door's balls. And I'm going like this.

I'm like, smiling, like, off to the side. And there's Wolf, like, watching Mommy in action. Do you remember that? No, you don't. He was busy. He was busy polishing his knife. But yeah, yeah. If anyone at home has a crush on Sarah,

or like out here, I just want you to know that when she jumped around just then, her hair smelled so good. It doesn't smell good. I've secretly been smelling it this whole time. And just the movement of it sent this beautiful scent towards my nose. And you can just think on that.

Bullet to the head was the answer. Revenge never gets old. Here, let me try and say it the way he did. Okay, ready? Okay. Here we go. I can't wait. Is this part of the game?

Wait, who are you impersonating? I'm going to be Sebastian Shalhoub. The new part of the game is you have to do an impression of the star of the movie. That's a good... It's a good wrinkle. People love to be forced to do an impression of the star of the movie. You should. That's a good. That's a good. Good wrinkle. I'd love to have them be forced to do impressions. Yeah. I'd do much better.

Hold on. Okay. Revenge never. If I had a lower voice, I could do it better. Wait. Revenge never gets old. No, that was so not. That sounded like somebody who got old.

I know. Revenge never gets old. Adrian! There you go. That's right. That's what I'm missing. I gotta be more. Revenge!

The key to the impression is just a... Revenge never gets... Why do I sound like a little Jewish man? The way I do Salone is just quoting... Now I can't think of what movie it was in, but when he goes... Bullets to the Head? No.

He goes... You're the disease, I'm the cure. There was some Arnold in that, too, though. You're the disease and I'm the cure that's a fun game wrong impressions do the wrong person I wonder where he gets all his toys all those marvelous toys I think it's the right quote anyway what are we doing I wonder where he gets all his toys. All those marvelous toys, I think is the right quote.

Anyway, what are we doing? Let's do one more, whose tagline is it anyway? And start with Sarah. Oh. Oh. Oh, is that the, oh, from. Yes, that's the tagline. No, it's actually... That's a Brad Pitt movie. Nine and a half weeks?

No. That's a Brad Pitt movie if... What's his name was playing him from SNL? What's his name? You guys know what I'm talking about? What? Taron Killam does a Brad Pitt impression. It's just like, ugh.

So that would be a Brad Pitt movie where Taron Killam plays Brad Pitt. Anyway, moving on. Troy. Is that a guess? You're pre-guessing? I'm guessing! Yeah, because he played that gladiator. So I'm assuming he went ugh at some point, right? Oh, yeah.

All that ugh talk, we were just joking around. Here comes the actual, here comes the real tagline. Ugh. Are you following this wolf? The tagline is, love and waves. That's what we need in these dark days love and waves that's what we need in these dark days surfer dude that's correct That's great.

I got a little help, but... Love and waves, that's what we need in these dark days. I don't even know who that was. Love and waves. Love and waves. Love and waves, that's what we need in these dark days. Was that Bridget? Yeah. Bridget? Yeah. Bridget Jones?

Because I can't say it was that Renee Zellweger because I don't know if she sounds like that anymore. She still sounds like that. Her eyes are just more open. When you get surgery in your eyes, I'm pretty sure your voice stays the same. No, because everything she says sounds more shocked. She's taking more in all the time.

Oh! Look at everything I can see. All right, it's time for one more game. And I think you guys are going to be great at this. Oh, boy. I have a lot of confidence. It's called Last Man Stanton. I play along as well in this one, because it's fun to play. We take turns naming movies that an actor or actress has been in that will be provided by the crowd.

I do not know in advance what name we're going to use. Oh, yeah. And if you can't think of one, you're out. But you do get one lifeline. Okay. And it's your friend that gave you the BB-8 pillow. Okay. And it's Eric Budd.

And it's the Ryan King. You guys are the lifelines. So you can go to them once. All right. And they might still fuck it up. So keep that in mind. And where is Abby Branch 13? Right here.

From Twitter. Hello. Where'd you come in from for the show today? Oh, L.A. L.A. You live here? You just moved here? Yeah. From where? Oh, L.A. L.A. You live here? You just moved here? Yeah. From where?

Moved over from Denver. Denver. All right. Do you live in Silver Lake? No. No? Let me have this. Yeah, go ahead. Do you live in...

She's in a detective show. So she likes the good line of questioning. Do you live in... Are you just trying to guess based on her appearance? Yeah, I'm very judgmental. And her attitude? She seems very nice. But now I'm going to go the other way.

Do you live in Santa Monica? No. Do you live in Echo Park? No. I'm just going to list... This is really fun. What's your favorite restaurant? Oh, tricky.

Do you have one yet? We haven't eaten. You haven't eaten food yet? Probably haven't even moved into anywhere. I think you're in Hollywood. Do you live in Hollywood? West. West Hollywood.

That makes sense. You just moved here. You don't know better. You'll learn. You'll learn that there's more to life. Like trees and hills and scenery. And people who don't care about their muscles that much. Anyway.

I don't know what was being attacked just now. Was that you, Doug? Yeah. I'm attacking West what was being attacked just now. Was that a you, Doug? Yeah. I'm attacking West Hollywood as a whole. Oh, okay. And CrossFit. It was a whole joke. Fuck CrossFit.

Thank you. What do you got for us, Abby? Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey. So what do we have to do now? Guess all. We gotta take turns naming the clues are flying. We gotta take turns naming

movies that Jim Carrey's in. If you can't think of one, you can use your lifeline one time. But you know some Jim Carrey movies. Does Wolf enjoy Jim Carrey? Yeah. He saw some. Okay, so those might come to mind. You might be able to say those. Yeah.

Who got the last one? Sarah, you start us off. You go first, then we'll go to Jared, then me, and then Andre. Any Jim Carrey movie. All righty then. Liar, Liar. Okay. I see how this works.

So we say a quote from another one. And then say, okay, I could do that. I like this game. That could be fun. I'm just so glad I'm out of the house. Wait, did I do something wrong? No, that was mom humor. If you're not a mom out there.

I know, if you don't have 19 kids. It doesn't make sense to you, but it will someday. Do you have kids? I don't have friends who have kids, and I've been a nanny, so I get that. You don't? Oh, you have friends who have kids. Okay, yeah. I was a nanny for a kid in high school, and I was on 24-hour duty.

They had an older kid, and then they had a baby, and they wanted to be like, our lives are still normal, so I would wake up with the baby in the night so i've never cried so much yeah and it was a good baby too very good baby only cried when she was hungry tired or had needed a diaper change but i still was like this shit hard yeah everyone should do that instead of birth control yeah just go be a nanny on 24-hour duty. You'll never get pregnant. Trust me. Sucks.

But I got that right, right? Liar, liar. Yeah, no, you're doing great. She loves you, Wolf. Jared. Eternal and Sunshine on the Spotless, mine. I was going to say that. I'm going to get the hard ones out of the way.

Good. That's a good one. Yeah. What are you writing down? I'll just go ahead. out of the way. Good. That's a good one. Yeah. What are you writing down? I'll just go ahead. The movies were saying. Oh. I'll go ahead and say it.

Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Go. Damn it. Does that take away all of them? No. No? But you got to get the title exactly right. Bruce Almighty?

Mm-hmm. Thank God. That was a religious joke I just made. I'm smarter than you think. Just kidding. I made that joke after the fact. You guys will catch on to my... Sarah, do you have another one?

Oh, we're going to keep going? Yeah, that's the idea. I thought you'd choose someone new. Well, that would be crazy easy if we all just had to name one movie. Oh. Okay. Oh, God.

What was that one with the penguins? Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Poppers. Mr. Mr. Popper's... Mr. Popper's... Fantastic, all right. Penguins or Mr. Popper's...

No, that's... Stop it. Oh, okay. Mr. Popper's penguins. Like, were you thinking Mr. Popper could have something else that he possesses that would be more interesting than a bunch of penguins? I don't know if mr. Popper could have something else that would be very

interesting than a bunch of penguins mr. poppers holiday mr. poppers mr. poppers pencils mr. poppers poppers mr. popper had poppers I don't know yeah mr. poppers pain was very very good now now sit there and think of another Jim Carrey movie. Dang, how long we got to be on Jim Carrey? It might go for hours. Jared? Dumb and dumber. Let's just get it out of the way.

Yeah, just say it. Dumb and dumber. Let's just get it out of the way. I'm sorry. Get it the hell out of the way. What do you mean, Let's just get it out of the way. I'm sorry. Get it the hell out of the way. What do you mean, let's just get it out of the way? My brain hurts so much trying to think. Yeah.

Yeah, I got three. It's my turn, so maybe what I say will inspire you to think of another one. I'm going to say the majestic. Oh, you're right. See? Yeah, that was one. Didn't help me at all. Well, don't forget you have a lifeline, Andre.

Here's a question. If he's in a series of movies, do you have to say the actual subtitle? That's the idea, yeah. You got to nail it. But, you know. All right. Like I said You could think about that Just use your lifeline now

Yeah I'm gonna go for my lifeline Ryan Batman Forever He says Batman Forever Do you wanna go with that? Yeah cause I was just gonna say Batman Yeah see that would

You would've been Fucked Earmuffs for wolf Retroactive Alright Which Batman was it? Forever Earmuffs for Wolf. Retroactive. All right. Which Batman was it? Forever. Forever, yeah.

It felt like a long one. We're back to Sarah. Walk us through it, or use your BB-8 lifeline. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, I thought of one. Why did I use my lifeline? Well, now you're going to... Okay, oh, wait.

You guys are going to say it. Let me see. Okay, oh, I hope this was the one where he was like... Don't say something wrong when you could use your lifeline. No, I'm going to take a chance. Okay. The Truman Show? That's correct.

Ah, yes! Yay! When I said The said the majestic you were like oh yeah he really went with the dramas for a while there exactly yeah okay all right jared the mask yes oh yeah i forgot about that oh my god we're still on jimrey. Yeah, that's it. We're not going to anybody else. No, all Jim Carrey movies. Yeah. That's the game. He's done a lot of them.

And I'm going to say another one right now, and that is Man in the Moon. Oh. I'm going to say Cable Guy. Oh, good. All Guy. Oh, good. Yes, good. Is that your dream panel of Doug Loves Movies? Yeah, that's what he put together,

those little clay figures. Well, he's going to be here for the summer, so it'll be back. He'll have another chance. If it gets up on stage, I might stomp on it. But that's your dream panel? It's part two. He's done one of these before. He's really

got some spare time. I don't even care who's on there. Who is it? We're not. It doesn't matter. Yeah, that's okay. We already went through it on another episode. It took forever. Dream panel's very large. He's got a lot of favorites.

Whose turn is it? Mine. It is? I think so. Okay. Oh, because Dre said Cable Guy. The Cable Guy. I don't think he's been in any more movies. I think that was it.

Yeah, we might have hit the bottom there. I can't think of Ace Ventura was a one-off. Yeah, but what are those subtitles? That's the thing. Let's see, Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. We said that one.

Ace Ventura, Lost in Space. Ace Ventura lost in space all right I need my I need my life idea might have gone right to the center of Hollywood that might get a green light tomorrow somebody might start their week off with a great idea Ace Ventura i would watch the out of ace ventura trying to be an astronaut he could be alone a lot so just acting crazy by himself would be fun to watch zero gravity just doing his stupid things floating around i think i need my friend. Okay, Lifeline time. I need my buddy. Christmas Carol. Ah, yes. Smart girl.

Good, deep role. Smart girl. What? Nothing. Christmas, that's right. He was Ebenezer. Christmas Carol. He was like, yeah, he played a bunch of parts in that. That's right.

Yeah, Scrooge and whatnot. Christmas Carol. Good, good, good. Thank you, sister friend. All right. But we're back to Jared again. Yeah, this is,, good, good. Thank you, sister friend. All right. But we're back to Jared again. Yeah, this is, this is, okay. So there was Dumb and Dumber

and then there was the one without him. I'm pretty sure that was Dumb and Dumber-er. No bonus points for extraneous information. Or was that the new one that he was in? What are you trying to do? I'm just thinking, is Dumb and Dumber 2 just the new one that he just did? Yeah, but it's got more title to it.

Oh, I gotta have the whole title? Lost in Space. Alright, there's another one, I just don't know the name of it. Can I use my lifeline but give him a hand? Yeah, sure. Can I give him a hand, though? Well, the lifeline can either help you with that one you're working on.

No, no, not that one. Or give you a new one. But I don't want you to give him another hand. I can't give him a hand? That's too much. You already gave him a big hand. Eric? Eric?

I was thinking How the Grinch Stole Christmas. That's correct. Oh, yeah. How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Yes. Thank you, buddy. I forgot about that. I think we've hit all of his movies, yeah. How the Rich Stole Christmas. Yes. Thank you, buddy. I forgot about that. I think we've hit all of his movies, guys.

I don't think he did anything else. Well, unfortunately, it's my turn. And I do know that he has done other movies, including... Ones that got released? Fun with Dick and Jane got a release. That's right, it did. That's right, it did. I never heard of that shit.

You never heard of it either time? Fun with Dick and Jane? No. A title that's been made twice. No, I know I've heard of it. Heard of it in life? Twice. Oh.

I think I'm done. You gonna tap? I gotta tap out. Alright. You did great though. Thanks. Good job. I did better than last time. Here is a confession. Uh oh. Last time

Jeff Tate helped me on one. He like whispered in your ear? Yeah. Are you guys like going out now? No, no, no. Okay, so maybe you could whisper in Sarah's ear if she needs help. She got a whisper tonight. I did get a whisper.

So what do you got, Sarah? I was just trying to smell her hair again. You got any others? I said one, right? Yeah, I said fun with Dick and Jane, so then, you know, it's on you. Was he in... He was in Anaconda, right?

Yeah, yeah. Yep, yeah, he was. Go with it. He played the title role. Yeah, he was the snake. He won the snake. He was all like, Yeah. Alright, so you're out.

I'm out. Great job, though. Jared? I got it. Well, I don't have it. I can describe it. That Jared? I got it. Well, I don't have it. I can describe it. That sucks. Describe it.

Describe it. He's the old fucking, he's the old grumpy dude with the nose like Fantastic Ride or something or the Fantastic Night of something or the Mr. Lemony Snicket. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. Hey, guys. Doug.

Lemony Snicket. She's cowering in fear over there. I didn't hear anything. But I'm not even mad at her because... It was just crickets. Because you're both wrong anyway. Is it? Well, you're not going to get the title right,

and she's not going to get to try again. Oh, wait, wait. Can I try for the title to get back in the game? No, you can't get back in the game. Oh, man. Yeah. Was it a series of unfortunate events? No, you can't get back in the game. Oh, man. Yeah. Was it a series of unfortunate events? Yeah, Lemony Snicket's series of unfortunate events.

Series of unfortunate events. I got it. There you go. Yeah. There you go. You got it. Teamwork. Yes.

All right. Earth Girls are easy. Oh. Wow. What? You got another one? No, I'm done. What about...

You won. What about... You won. What about... You won. Kick-Ass 2. I think all these games are set up for you. I love you, Philip Morris. Kick-Ass 2, he wasn't there. I saw that one.

Yeah, right? Yeah. And early on, he was in a thing called Once Bitten. He was in Peggy Sue Got Married. Yes, man. Yeah. Yes, man, of course. Yes, man. What else did we miss? What else did we miss

Oh yeah That number 23 thing Was he in something about Mary I was going to say that Oh the incredible Burt Wonderstone Me myself Me myself I'm so ashamed

Did you say Deadpool? Oh, yeah, the Deadpool. That's right. The Dirty Harry movie where he was like a rocker with a crazy hairstyle. You won all these games. Was he in There's Something About Mary? Uh-uh. Oh, someone said that, and I had also thought that.

No, but he worked with the Farrelly brothers, obviously, a few times. there's something about Mary? Uh-uh. Oh, someone said that and I had also thought that and that person and I are soulmates. No, but he worked with the Fairley brothers obviously a few times. Yeah. But I think we all did a great job

with Jim Carrey today. Let's have a round of applause for everybody. We really carry about Jim Carrey. How can people find you on the internet, Jarrett Watson? You can go to dirtyheads.com and find all of the stuff. Also, I have a video game review podcast called Worthless Game Review.

You can go to worthlessgamereview.com. Well, that's why you went off about some game earlier. Oh, yeah, and I forgot. This guy doesn't have a shithead on the back. Yeah. Can you come write one earlier. Oh, yeah, and I forgot. This guy doesn't have a shithead on the back. Yeah. Can you come write one down? Oh, then fuck it. Did he win, though?

I need the piece of paper off of BB-8. That's what happened. Just hand it to me if it can come off of there. Why did he win? He got the most? What's that? Yeah, he lasted the longest in Last Man Stanton. After me, of course.

I mean, only because of the... There's jokes there. But I'm not playing for anyone. So, yeah. So, Eric, come get your prizes. Congratulations. Here's your poster and your prizes. There you go.

You better give that lady tie to a nice, fashionable lady. The book is separate because it's so heavy and it'll tear right through that hotel laundry bag. Oh, and the smell inside that bag is my compliments. I'm really into recycling. But so Dirty Heads are touring a lot this summer with Sublime with Rome. Oh, yeah.

And you'll be playing all those great songs people know from Horrible Bosses and Surfer Dude. Surf's Up. We're in the Penguin movie. Remember that? What? Yeah, the animated Penguin movie. You ever seen that one, Wolf? Yeah, yeah.

We'll watch that one tonight, baby. We'll watch that one tonight. Surf's Up. Right after The Omen. You're going to be like, this isn't violent enough. Right after The Revenant. You're not touring with Sublime this isn't violent enough. Yeah. After the Revenant. You're not touring with Sublime.

Where's my violence, mommy? No, no ma'am. Sublime with Rome. Sublime with Rome. Whatever happened to Sublime? I loved them so much.

Are you going to go into a bit? All right, no. I'm not biting. I'm not biting. They're my friends. I'm not going to fucking do it.

I don't know. What did happen with Sublime? I also don't know what did happen i also want to know what happened in irana while we're at it oh gotcha i see where um okay i'll play along stone temple pilots i recently face swapped myself with kurt cobain youngain, and damn, we would have had a nice baby. He was much too old for me, though. Fair enough. Maybe not.

I mean, society these days, older men, younger women. Is this the point of the podcast? Angie Tribeca returns, second season, TBS. We've got the hilarious people is their slogan. And it's Monday nights at 9. Yeah, starting tomorrow. Yeah.

How many episodes? Ten. Okay, get them all in before summer's over. Yeah, get them all in before summer's over. When that Monday night football starts up, that's all anybody cares about. Yeah, and The Bachelorette's on right now, which doesn't help, but just watch our show. Oh, fucking Bachelorette.

But yeah, you can find me online on every social media platform now. Media, medium. And what's your handle on there? What's your name? Dre Andre, so D-R-E-E-A-N-D-R-E-E. Okay. That's how you spell my name.

It's really not funny. And some people stop laughing at her you guys it's a Mugabe Andre no it's just yeah okay it seems like a confusing Twitter name

but like you said your last name would really throw people for a loop so yeah what should my name be something other than I am everyone else gets to use their own goddamn name.

What about Andre Tribeca? I think the producers might have a problem with that. Makes no sense. How you doing, Wolf? You hanging in there? It's almost over. What do you wish you were doing right now? If you could do anything. Is he awake?

Yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah, he's alert. Do you want to watch an old guy smoke some stuff? Yeah, me and Doug can take Wolf in the back for like 20 minutes. Okay, all right, okay, all right, all right, all right. So Sarah, I forgot to say this entire time you're in a movie that's going to be available very soon right now now it's available now available what tell us about it it's uh it's called divine access and it's a cute little movie starring billy burke um myself and uh that's about all that you need to know myself and uh that's about all that you need to know billy burke of course is the uh the dad in the twilight movies yeah and very good guy yeah it's a it's a it's a sweet little movie

billy burke plays a guy who's this very reluctant um spiritual leader who kind of is spiraling in his own way and uh i play this presence i don't know if I'm like an angel or what I am in this thing. I'd say you are. And I'm constantly testing him and challenging him. Yeah, and that's out now. It's on iTunes, video on demand. And, you know, you can ask me. What's it called again?

Divine Access. Divine Access. Do you become his love interest? no, no, I know we did not do that, no good, hey Doug you know what I was thinking? Doug, look back here, behind his mom that wolf's probably holding

I mean he's got a knife, he's probably got what we need you know you know what I'm saying? You know, I made what I thought was a fairly innocent joke with the child in the room, but you're really taking it. But that's why I'm whispering

and looking behind. You're not. Everybody can hear you, dude. He did give Mario Lopez the major stare down, like the intimidation thing one day. Oh, yeah, that guy's a punk. You did the right thing.

Oh, like Steph Curry's daughter. Did you see that meme of Steph Curry's daughter His hands all over Kelly Kapowski. I will not stand for it. What? You see that meme of Steph Curry's daughter giving all the best. Yeah, that thing, yeah.

She's very cute, very serious at the same time. But she couldn't figure out how to do it so she was doing this. She was just trying to peace out at that point.

All right, so look for Sarah Shahi in Divine Access and not Nancy Drew. It all worked out for the best. And see Jared Watson and the Dirty Heads on tour

and watch Angie Tribeca sorry Andre Vermeulen thank you guys for being here thank you and now for the consolation prize I have to call these two things a shithead and I don't understand. Well, I understand one of them.

Cam Smith in the back seat right now is a shithead. So that's just a Ryan family joke. It's a carpool thing? Okay. You guys listen to the show in the carpool? He's always in the back. He must be so car sick. And people who do not agree

with the legalization of marijuana are a shithead. Thanks again to Movement for sponsoring today's show. Movement watches start at just $95. At a department store, you're looking at $400 to $500.

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