Doug Loves Movies - Andrew Daly Guests

Episode Date: November 16, 2008

Doug talks movies with Andrew Daly (Semi-Pro), and the two welcome in a surprise special guest to play Leonard Maltin.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds With 50 acid popper kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hello everyone in the live studio audience People that instead of waiting in line outside in the very, very cold California air, have chosen to come in and check out the show. I appreciate that round of applause.

Did I say we're at the UCB Theater? And it's before Comedy Death Ray. and it's before comedy death ray this is uh we do this on tuesdays and then it gets uploaded on some day thereafter not it's not on a very tight specific schedule because some people have to have babies and things like that you know life gets in the way as they might say like in a trailer for the shittiest movie ever made life gets in the way um like in a trailer for the shittiest movie ever made. Life gets in the way. I think in a perfect world,

to take another line that would be in a trailer, in a perfect world, Zack and Mary would have an infinite playlist and Nick and Nora would make the porno. Because of the four of them, Kat Dennings is the one you want to see naked. Even the ladies, I bet. Want to see those.

Those things are insane. I was, like, surprised that that was a plot point in the movie, like, containing those things. Because I always thought it was crazy that she played like Bob Saget's daughter

on a WB sitcom and she had those huge things then and she was supposed to be like 13 on the show. Okay, moving on. That got really uncomfortable. So Soul Men starring as of this taping soul men

starring the late great Bernie Mac and Sam Jackson and the late Isaac Hayes it opened in sixth place how many people have to die oh shit alright many people have to die?

Oh, shit. All right. Let's bring our guests out, you guys. Every week, every time, rather, it's not every week, but every show I have two friends of mine who are oftentimes very funny comedians come in and sit down and talk about movies.

And tonight is no exception. This first gentleman you may know from, he recorded a CD here recently called Nine Sweaters. It's available at astrecords.com. You know, he's been in tons of things. Please welcome Andy Daly, everybody. See, they didn't even know you were going to be here. Sure.

Talking to them. This was a surprise that you're here, and they responded quite favorably. Yeah, they did. Nobody was outraged? I haven't. As long as I've been doing this, no guest has outraged the audience.

Really? No one has ran off in a huff. What happened tonight, this next asshole? Well, it's funny you should disparage him. Yeah, because he's not here? And he called me and left a message on my cell phone saying, Doug, it's Wayne.

I'm not going to be there at 8 o'clock. Go ahead and start and I'll get there as soon as I can. I'm like, the audacity. Sarah Silverman's sitting back there. She could just replace him. In a heartbeat. Yeah.

She's ready to go. Yeah. She's ready to be a heartbeat away from Wayne Fetterman. She's at the Vice Wayne Fetterman slot. Yeah. And I don't know how far away Wayne is or if he can see Russia from there. But I hope you understand. There were no specifics in his message.

He didn't say where he was or how long it would take him to get there. No, no, just go ahead and start without me. You know, he didn't throw in a you may end up getting through the entire thing without me. Right. Go ahead and get somebody else because I won't be there.

Did he spend a lot of time apologizing? No. No? It was very short. It was just, I'm not going to be there on time. Start without me. And I'll walk in. He'll strut in here.

I think we're going to see that outrage. His name is Wayne Fetterman. You might know him from Charlie's Angels 2, Full Throttle, in which he's a man in a restroom in one scene. Is that right? You might know him from Step Brothers. Oh, yeah. You should have been in that.

Thank you. It is a compliment. It's a compliment. Think of the compliments of all guys like you that should be in it. You're not the first to say it. I thought that too.

I think. When I saw that movie, I said, hey, am I in this? You swim, you swim in a very confusing universe right now because

Tell me why. all you and all your friends are in all the comedies right now. Yeah, right. And it's like you should just be in every one. So when they make one without me, it's glaringly weird. Yeah. Well, it's just and there's just an assumption there because I often don't see the movies until they're on airplanes. Is it wrong to feel entitled to be in a movie? I deserve to be in this.

This is my role. That kind of thing. Right. You started it. You're right, I did. I'm trying to talk about it. I'm just concerned about Wayne. We're all concerned about Wayne.

Because. Did you guys know? Fun fact about Wayne because did you guys know, fun fact about Wayne Fetterman, the name of the character he played on that wacky episode of X-Files where Gary Shandling was also in it? Do you know the character he played? I'm going to guess Wayne Fetterman.

Bam. Really? You fucking nailed it, my friend. Oh, I thought I was wrong and the character's name was Bam. But I was right. Andy, may I call you Andrew? That'd be great. Let's make this more formal.

Yeah. I'd like to take a step back from you. Okay, so I'm going to ask you the questions that are normally on the blue cards, but I've memorized them. Wow. What is your favorite swear word? memorize them.

What is your favorite swear word? We're not going to bleep it. We're not fucking Bravo. This is unexpected. I once saw Sharon Stone on Inside the Actor's Studio and he ramps up into the questions and she goes, oh,

I forgot about these. It's like, bullshit. Bullshit, you forgot about these. Didn't give these a second thought. Yeah, it's like,

oh, these are coming. didn't cramp for it at all. Oh, yeah, didn't go over these with my publicist. You prepare for that test

and the answers are uninteresting. Yeah. There's nothing, you know, favorite swear word. Oh, are they going to say

one we don't know? Right. Or one that's got a lot of F's and P's in it? It's just a funny word. What's your favorite swear word? Suck it. One word. No C.

All right, so you were in that Will Ferrell dirty basketball movie. What was, yeah. Dirty? Tell me why you call it a dirty basketball movie. I call it dirty because it was rare for him to have an R-rated outing. Mm-hmm. And I love that about it. Yeah.

I really loved it because there was some restraint in there They think it's one of the reasons people didn't go see it Because it was rated R That certainly doesn't have that cute Blades of Glory PG-13 thing going for it But it's still I was surprised that people didn't cotton to it as much

I agree As they should have Yeah I pretty much thought that was the big one. I mean, one thing, one downside is that it's about basketball, and I don't know anybody that's interested in basketball as a subject. I think people are, though. Nah. You think as a sport they are?

People like rowing. I know that. I wonder why there hasn't been a Will Ferrell rowing comedy yet. I know that. I wonder why there hasn't been a Will Ferrell rowing comedy yet. Oxford really blues. I just want to say cocks it, and I don't have a context, but I just want to say it. Sure.

Because we're in the area. You finally spit out your favorite swear word after all this time. So now you and your comedy mafia What are you up to now? We're attacking drama What are you putting We're just gonna go shoot up drama You just take down drama Because one network they know drama

And the other one they know comedy I wanna see one of them win It's time for them to go to the mattresses Yeah Totally go to the mattresses. Yeah. Totally go to the mattresses. So, yeah. So you were the hilarious sportscaster guy throughout SemiPro. Yes.

And did I say the right name? Yeah. SemiPro? Some people say SemiPro. I thought I was saying SemiTough accidentally because I often got it confused with that old Burt Reynolds. That might have been one of the problems. Christopherson romp. I thought this was Fetterman.

Welcome. Hi. You know, the bottom line is it was graceful. This entrance into the audience? Yeah, they got in. They got in like cat burglars. The kind that get caught. But thank you for coming in Yeah

Appreciate it What were you talking about? Basketball So you're one of the announcers Through the whole thing And it's hilarious Did you First of all

Were you intimidated By the fact that The announcer character Has stolen the movie In a few other sports films You know like Fred Willard In whatever one he was in. Yeah, best in show.

And Jason Bateman in Dodgeball, the motion picture. Didn't see it. Stole it. Really? Took the movie, shoved it down his pants, and ran away. Wow. I might have been intimidated if I had known that. That asshole's got a whole movie in his pants.

It was a different flavor. It was a totally different flavor. He played like a spacey kind of hippie trying to announce the dodgeball game. You played like an old-fashioned, old-timey. Yeah. It was the 70s, but my character was stuck in the 50s was kind of my thing. Yeah, and slips in his kind his peculiar notions every once and again, but in a very official manner.

So it sort of goes unnoticed. He's a consummate broadcaster, absolutely. And occasionally he does slip in some things that probably should not be said on the air, but always in that same style. Was there a good one? That's why I brought this up because it's fun on a podcast to do a fun voice. Sure it is. It's great.

Better than Faces. Was there a good... Was there a good line that you did that didn't get in the movie that you could say for us and we could enjoy? Wouldn't that be great? I know. I didn't ask you ahead of time.

There's no pre-interview on this show. That would be fantastic if you just blurted out a good one. You know what I mean? If they cut a great one, you'd kind of have it seared in your brain like it's too bad they didn't use that one. Oh, I'm just not that type of guy, Doug. I don't look back.

I don't look back. I'm thankful for what's in there. I'll just say something in my voice, and then you do it in the sports announcer guy. Good. What kind of fuckery is this? What kind of fuckery is this? That kind of thing. Would have been better if I gave you a better line.

Well, we've got some Real fuckery going on Down on the court I just love that Amy Winehouse song Where she sings About fuckery Yeah

She keeps bringing it up What kind of What kind of fuckery What's the story With the Amy Winehouse She recorded a song For this new James Bond movie

And they didn't like it And she's But wasn't she Going to put it out anyway Am I the only one That heard this Fascinating showbiz story I don't yeah i've it all sounds like it absolutely could have and probably did happen and i might have listened to billy bush talk about it on whatever one of

those hollywood shows he's on and uh i couldn't tell you if it's really true or not. I got to hear that version of that song. Yeah. You got to dig that up from underground. You know I will. Get it out there to the world. I got all the rarities, all the Winehouse rarities. Just to get to hear her. I want to hear how Quantum of Solace gets worked in as a lyric in a song. Quantum of Solace?

Wallace. Malice. Malice with a British accent. If you say so, sure. Okay. You are an expert at the accents. What's another movie character you've played that's not just Andy Daly being himself? I've never had the opportunity to play myself in a movie. Well, you know, not just Andy Daly being himself. I've never had the opportunity to play myself in a movie.

Well, you know what I mean? Like some characters hew closer to your natural personality than others. Yeah. So what's another wacky? I hesitate to say that I played it. Were you Irish in anything? No. I did once play the gayest person in the world In a movie

What was that in? This is a mistake that I brought up Because my position has been that it's not me in that movie Oh really, that's your official position? I'll just walk back a little bit and say that there's a guy that looks a lot like me and has my name There's a guy similar to you in this really gay movie or he's just gay? He's super gay He's just the gayest guy in the world

The director kept saying, talk faster and just be gayer. Does anybody know what the movie is? No one would. Oh, I'm excited. Why did I bring it up?

This is an undiscovered treasure. Because I'm sure you must be kind of funny at it, right? I mean, it must be. No, no. No, it's really bad. You don't say

funny things at all? No. You say just what's in the script And it was a horrible script Yeah, right Definitely no improvising Let's go with that Okay

Yeah Well, they can improvise On all of them now, don't they? Isn't that wild? Since Anchorman? Was that what started it? Don't you just say Isn't every scene just comprised

Of people just throwing back and forth Various non sequiturs Until it gets close to resembling a plot? And then somebody says, cut! We're good. I think there was some story in there.

But I'll tell you what does happen all the time is that the director behind the camera is always shouting out dialogue. You know, let's try it this way and I've got a new line for here.

And that's fun and exciting. That is. That's like, remember when the Drew Carey show, some episodes, somebody would hit a bell and they'd have to say a new line off the top of their head? Wow.

For the whole episode. That show did everything. All the places they said a show couldn't go. Yeah, all the places they said, why would it go there? What is the reason for this? Remember the pop-up episode? Oh, there's no reason. It's just, it'll be great that we're doing it.

That we're doing it. Yeah. People won't enjoy it. No. People enjoyed half of the first musical number. 47 more? Nuh-uh. They'll like hearing that we did it, but they'll be sorry they tuned in.

Did you see the pop-up episode? They did one of those. Now, what does that mean? Well, occasionally in the episode, it'd be whoop. Oh! That VH1 pop-up. Oh, pop-up video, that kind of thing. Oh, okay.

And it would have fun facts about what was happening in the show, or would it disparage the show? Fun facts. Yeah. It would be funny if, like, Drew said a line, boop, not funny. Boop, this guy berates the staff. Yeah. Stuff like that. Drew fought with the staff Yeah Stuff like that Drew fought with the staff

Over this line And won That kind of thing What's going on on your phone? I'm sorry I keep checking it Because that's how I keep track of the time

Oh yeah It's an iPhone so Fetterman has now Missed more than half the show He has missed more than half I will love it If he gets in for The last couple minutes at the end.

He's really into basketball. Oh, he is, huh? He wrote a book about Pete Maravich. Yeah, I know. Did you read the book? No. I really got to get in touch with the guests and tell them the things they need to do. Come up with a funny line for your announcer guy to say.

Read the book of the other guy that's on the panel. Yeah, so you could speak on it in a way that I can't because I'm never going to read it. He's a friend of mine. He's passionate about the subject, but uh-uh. Yeah.

No, I'm not going to read it either. I can't do it, but if and when he comes in here, I'm going to tell him I read it and let's see if he believes me. Let's see if I can fake my way through that. We'll tell him to add that. Did you read it? Did you read it too?

Yeah, I read it. We both read it. Okay, we're going to tell him we both read it. He's going to be so suspicious when we say we both read it. I read it. A couple weeks ago when I... Oh, no, I booked him a couple days ago. I was going to say I told you,

oh, you should read his book. It's great. And I went right out and I got it. But I just booked him. And I never put it down. I never put it down. Yeah, if you did it last night, then that work that story would work done and done so uh what is that uh a new new project that you're working on that's uh is it in the can or is it still in production i was

on a tv show you don't want to hear about that on i love movies oh it's a tv thing yeah oh okay i thought it was a movie what are you talking about? I asked you backstage I was like, do you have any movie coming out? Yeah, The Informant Which a lot of comedians are in Steven Soderbergh directed it Okay And it's about

It's about a white collar crime Was it written by his model girlfriend? I don't think so Okay, good So far I'm in Yeah, Matt Damon is the star of it. She wrote Che, the four-hour Che Guevara thing. Really?

No, not seriously. Oh. Okay. You really thought that? Have you seen his wife? Do you know who she is? No. She said she used to be a co-host on Entertainment Tonight or something.

Oh, Mary Hart. No. All right. Yeah, Mary Hart. No. All right. Yeah, Mary Hart. He's married to Mary Hart. And she wrote Che. I buy that. I buy that. That's why it's four hours long. A lot of it's just

Che going, I don't really know what I'm doing. I don't understand story structure. I love J-Lo's new haircut. Stuff like that. But what's the informant? It's a true story of white-collar crime in agribusiness. And you've been asking for one of those. Begging.

Begging for one. It's an interesting story of a crazy guy. But I think it's a comedy. I don't know. Seriously. Because he's peppered some comedians into all of his works Is that the case? I think they're in most of them

The script to me was not a comedy script And then I heard that all these comedians had been hired to be in it And then I was like well I guess I'll find out what that's about when I get there And I kind of never did Because again no improvising You just said what was in the script We did do some improvising But not to make it funny

I didn't know I didn't know I was like should. But not to make it funny, just to make it more like... I didn't know. I was like, should I be trying to make this funny or just... Or not? And there didn't seem to be anybody to ask. Soderberg! That guy is crazy. What was that thing with Julia Roberts and Blair Underwood that like...

It took place in real time? Was that it? Time code? Where there were four different cameras going at the same time? That's something else, but that's another annoying thing. I don't want to sit through a whole movie that's a fucking experiment. Was that it? Time code? Where there were four different cameras going at the same time. But that's another annoying thing. I don't want to sit through a whole movie that's a fucking experiment that doesn't have any kind of payoff other than, well, we did it for the whole movie.

Like I saw Rachel getting married today, and you sit through the rehearsal dinner and the wedding, and then there's the horrible car accident and five or six people die. Tell me when I'm saying too much. Stop me when I'm giving away too much. But no, it's just like a wedding, you know, and you just sit there through the whole

fucking thing going. Well, people never get a chance to go to weddings. Weddings where I know the participants bore the shit out of me. I'm waiting for it to be over the entire time and this wedding is a bunch of made up people having made up arguments about their made up dead little brother.

Yeah, you don't get that from the trailer at all. That there's a dead little brother. It looks like there's some issues, like one of the girls drinks, but that's it. Turns out she drinks and does things with the brother. Is the brother dead from the beginning of the movie? From the get-go.

But they don't mention it until the end. What did you mean by that question? Did you mean... No, he is... He's very dead. I wanted to know if we got to watch him die. I think you don't get to watch him die. Then I'm not going.

But you get to hear all about the child seat. Love it. Yeah. I'll tell you this about Steven Soderbergh and the informant. Here's a fun fact. Okay. We did three takes of the scene that I was in with Matt Damon, the famous movie star. And he said, this is the most takes we've done on anything of this movie.

No kidding. Wow's you know what he's gonna be making movies when he's 78 just like clint eastwood because clint eastwood does not sweat the fucking details no space cowboys i heard he just shoots rehearsals yeah he goes i have no doubt that that's true and then goes goes, that's our day. You know, like, doesn't even... I saw Space Cowboys. The shot list is like one thing. There were scenes where people were blatantly flubbing their lines in that movie. And it was just like, ah, good enough.

Calling each other, you know, like, whatever, Jim, you know, to James Garner. He was one of them, right? Yeah. Tommy Lee Jones. I remember. All right. So let's go ahead and play Leonard Maltin game, which I do at the end of every episode if we get to it.

And Sarah's going to come out and play the Leonard Maltin game with us. Look at the size of that book. Sarah Silverman. Look at the size of that what? That's a gigantic book. Listen to that golf applause. She just made the putt. All right.

Golf applause. She just made the putt. All right. So she's going to read off the cast list from what I assume is a major motion picture. Tell us what year it is first. Wait. You could tell us the year. No, no.

You can pick something. If it's a Jonathan Demme movie, I'm coming over this table at you. Because I'm mad at him right now. Why? What did Jonathan Demme do? He directed Rachel Getting Married. Oh, I see. Thanks for setting that up.

That was nice. It felt good. It was a beautiful wedding. All right, here we go. What's the year? The year is 2002. I think it's going to be Space Cowboys. Which one? Space Cowboys.

Space Cowboys would be so funny. Any guesses so far? 2002, no guesses. I'm terrible with years. I don't know what year anything came out, except for Gone with the Wind. 47. Vincent. Schiavelli. Oh. Vincent

Schiavelli Oh That big weird guy that Switched to Sanka in Fast Times at Richmond High We already have a winner up here But don't Please don't yell out One time somebody yelled out when Sarah was playing

And I thought Sarah was going to murder I thought you were going to eye murder the person I was bummed Yeah okay I have a guess. Do I only get one guess? You know you guess all you want. Is it Men in Black?

It is not. Really good guess. Next name, Danny Woodburn. Oh, wait a second. Who is he? This takes place at a circus. Because Danny Woodburn's the Midge from Seinfeld. The Midge.

Cosmo Kramer's best friend. Do you know what this is? And Vincent Schiavelli's that big, tall, weird freak from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. And he was married to the freak on Moonlighting. He's not dead. He's not dead. He's not dead. Don't start rumors. He is dead. Vincent Schiavelli? When? A couple days ago?

A year ago. A year ago? I don't believe it. Do you have a guess? I heard on the news that Robert Davi died a few years ago, and he's still around. Who? He's that guy who always plays a few years ago, and he's still around. Who's that? Who? He's that guy who always plays terrorists or FBI agents, and he's got the really pockmarked face.

He's a diehard. Oh, yeah. He's scary because he had acne as a child. Those people will turn on you first. You know that a guy like that had a crazy adolescence, and he's looking to kill someone for it? Why doesn't he just grow a Dane Cook beard? Yes, I didn't.

That's what my beard is. Just cover up my horrible craters all over my face. I call it character. I call it mental illness. Let's call the whole thing off. All right. Ready for name three? Yes.

Oh, wait, wait. I have a guess. Does it take place in a circus or a carnival? Just say it. I think you know it. Was it directed by Tim Burton? No. Was it insanely overrated?

Okay, good. I have a guess. You do? No, I give up on mine, whatever that stupid movie was. Home Alone 3? No. What was that Tim Burton movie called? Big Fish? I have so turned into my parents.

What was that movie called, Big Fish? I have the answer already. Go about whatever you were doing. Third from the bottom name. This is a great cast by the way My parents aren't Jewish either I don't know why I sounded kind of Jewish Okay go ahead

Pam Ferris Pam Ferris is in this? Who's that? I don't know Next Yeah Michael Rispoli Rpoli yeah italian guy always he's in everything with italians in it sometimes plays irish was he in um yes were you gonna say they departed or the sopranos or

goodfellas or he wasn't in that one he might have been been actually. He's in all that mob shit. Here's the next one. Harvey Fierstein. What? Oh, that's a weird one. I can't wait until the next one. You really surprised me with that one. All right.

Harvey Fierstein. Any guesses? Fierstein, it's a freaky thing. It's like I'm telling you. it's a bunch of weirdos. Guess what the next name is. What would be the next name you would guess in this pattern? Oh, well, because the pattern's so weird, I would guess Kevin Costner. But that can't be it.

Jon Stewart. Jon Stewart? Weird. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I think I might know it. be it? John Stewart. John Stewart? Weird! Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I think I might know it. Is Steve Martin in it? No. Oh, shit. I picked a really good one. I thought it might be Mixed Nuts

because John Stewart has one scene with Parker Posey where they're on roller skates and you can see him skating through the shot like, I hope I get a job in television. And then the show happened. Is the word love in the title? Can you answer that? Interesting.

No. Okay. I had a good chance of that being right. Yeah it's a nice way to narrow it down. Alright. You can't be road to Rodanthe if it's has love in the title We're at the top There's four more

We gotta wrap it up Danny DeVito We were just talking about him That must have been wild To get back on the set With Vincent Ciavelli Yeah he must have been Happier

Happy That he got to Work with Danny Woodburn And his friend Got to tower over somebody That was not an infant happy that he got to work with Danny Woodburn. And his friend from... Got to tower over somebody that was not an infant. What about his friend from One Flew? One Flew and the Cuckoo's Nest. They worked together in that.

I bet it dimed. Chief was working in craft services on this film. Oh, shit, yeah. Three more... Oh, yeah, three more names. Okay. Who's the most awesome actress Helen Mirren

the best one I do like Helen Mirren just an awesome actress who's an awesome actress oh I don't know anyone Catherine Keener yes

wow my god I don't know anyone. Catherine Keener. Yes. Wow. My God. That's so cool. That is amazing. That feels good. That feels good. That's called knowing a person. Yeah.

That's what just happened there. It's going to be such an anti-climax if one of us picks the movie. Who do we have so far? Do you want to recap? And she was the third name. I knew that. Yes. So I knew the placement. What kind of have so far? Do you want to recap? And she was the third name. I knew that. Yes. So I knew the placement.

What kind of supporting actress did she with the book? Oh, should I? I've been reading like two. Oh, no. That'd be great. A little mixing match. We have to guess two?

Do you want one of the last two names? It's Madagascar and Matchpoint. That wasn't that bad, really, that I thought of that. Okay. We got to go. There are two more names. Edward Norton. This is crazy.

Oh. Eddie Norton and, oh, the last name is Robin Williams. Yes. Death by Smoochie. Death to Smoochie. Death to Smoochie. Originally Death by Smoochie. Death to Smoochie. Originally Death by Smoochie. Yes, that's it.

Thanks to my guests, Andy Daly, Wayne Fetterman, as always, Wayne Fetterman and Willem Dafoe are shitheads. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing

prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies!