Doug Loves Movies - Andy Juett, Jason Sklar and Randy Sklar guest

Episode Date: October 27, 2019

Live from Comedy Works in Denver, Doug welcomes Andy Juett, Jason Sklar and Randy Sklar to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug Hayes, candy wrapper screaming baby, sticky seeds within the eyes of hot pork, curdled in his teeth. They're still not warm, that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies. Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies.

Coming to you once again from Comedy Works in downtown Denver. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. works in downtown Denver! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. I didn't want to screw you up on that part, but this is Doug Loves Scary Movies. Doug Loves

Scary Movies! It is possible to sing that if that was singing. This is Douglas scary movies. Yeah, you gotta really you gotta speed it up. Like the lyrics in a Blink-182 song.

They always put too many syllables in some of their sentences. What are you dressed up as, sir? Coach Ferratu. Coach Ferratu. Just stand up and show everybody, since you're in a good position there. Look at that. He's a vampire by night and a coach in the daytime. How's your team doing, coach?

They suck, you're supposed to say. What? They're O and positive What? O and positive They're O and positive? Make your O positive face O positive It's Saturday, October 26th At 4.20, five days from Halloween. So what else have we got for scary name tags?

Do we have any scary ones? Coach Ferratu is hard to top. Oh, there's a lady. You dressed up as Midsomer? Very nice. And you have a picture of me with flowers in my hair. Fortunately, I'm not inside a bear, though.

And what's your name? It's Midsomilar. Your last name's Milar, so you went Midsomilar. Good job. Is anybody else a costume and a name tag? I'm excited that there was two of them.

What's your costume? Stand up. Ace Ventura Eva. Ace Ventura Eva. Because you're Eva, and you wrote Ace Ventura on a little football, and you got the crazy ace skirt and the crazy ace hair, and then

your own shirt that you probably normally wear oh my god look at spider-man over there everybody you don't usually see him in basements it's so hard for him to swing in no windows what's your name dude ryan Ryan? And what's your Spider-Man pun? Peter. Into the state of Denver. Into the state of Denver, okay. You went old school with it.

I like it. That's pretty cool. And what's the costume between Ace Venturi and Coach Rotten? It's Zoe from Firefly. Zoe from Firefly, everybody. They made that one movie, right? Serenity? So it counts as Douglas movies.

Have I seen that bowling pin before? I thought so, yeah. You're just always like, Douglas movies is coming to town. Time to drag out that bowling pin. And Rasta Jeff is here with Nightmare on Jeff Street. Yeah. I like it.

Mighty Young, Mighty George Young. Hallowaney? Wayne? Ann. Oh. Halloway-ann. Halloway-ann. Oh, we got a Texas Chainsaw Massacre Very good I saw the Zombieland

Jesse Land on the internet Yeah Alright lots of great name tags Let's bring the lights back down How I like them Yeah further I want to not be able to read my notes Doug plugs the scary shows keep coming Halloween at the punchline in Sacramento and one week from today next Saturday November 2nd at Cobbs

in San Francisco and don't forget about the annual 12 Guests of Christmas shows. Those are coming up on both coasts. New York City, December 1st at the Gramercy Theater and Los Angeles, December 12th at Largo. Largo-LA.com for tickets to that one. And that'd be kind of fun to do. There's so many great comedians in Denver. Maybe we'll try,

something to look forward to next year maybe, is try to do a 12 Guests of Christmas in Denver. And also we're sniffing around about doing another. One time we did Getting Doug with High

over at the Oriental Theater, and hopefully we can find another place to do that again. We'll see. Prize bag. I brought some stuff. I traveled with some items, starting with a beautiful,

designed by Box Brown out of Philadelphia, Doug Love's Scary Movies poster. Very limited edition. It's only a three-show tour, and I will have those available for sale after the show.

There's two steps to the post-show. There's this merch table I'll be at and then the alley i'll be at after that so if you want pictures or to smoke with me just wait for the alley part we'll get the merch part over with as quickly as possible that's what i'm saying don't buy anything we'll get it over with um i've also got from my friends at Magical Butter This is a tray you can use to make your own cubes of weed butter Yeah, weed and butter not included

A Doug Loves Movies t-shirt A Doug Benson pin from rockandpins.com Which is also going to be available at the merch table afterwards, and a Doug Loves Movies sticker. All that stuff, plus the stuff brought by my three guests. Are you guys ready to get them out here? Well, I'm not.

First, I'd like to tell you a scary story. No, let's do it. Let's get him out here. Please give it up for Andy Jewett, Jason Sklar, and Randy Sklar! Thank you! Hey, guys. Hello. Hey, guys.

Welcome. Thank you for being here. Let's meet these fellas individually, starting with the newest member of the... Sklar Brothers. That's right. I'll take that. I was seriously going to ask you guys. I really did want to ask you

because we've never talked about this. Were you born in alphabetical order? That was the plan. We were actually born in alphabetical order. Well, so we think. Because when we were six weeks old our mom took us

for our first checkup and then she the only way she could tell us apart was the color of our diaper pins the nurse changed our diapers let me just say because she didn't give a shit about yeah she was drunk didn't care about what we looked like or who we were she was trashed

so she could tell us that Didn't care about what we looked like or who we were. She was trashed. So she could tell us that. And then the nurse weighed us and handed us back to our mom and the diaper pins in a bag and said, I put Pampers on for your kids. Congratulations. And my mom was like, what the fuck could you do? And she brought us home and she sat us up on the couch and cried for like an hour. And then drank some more.

Drank some more. And then she was like, I don't know what to do. I'm so, I'm embarrassed as hell. And so her plan was to put us in what she thought was our cribs and wait for our dad to come home. And he would either, in her mind, look at us and be like why is randy adjacent's crib or he would just come home and be like what's going on hey guys so she put a lot on our dad right there without telling him that he needed to decide and so and so she uh and and my our dad walked home and saw us and waved and then went on their day.

But we never, I guess, looked back to check and see. Because once, you know, she didn't tell him once she thought she was in the clear. So I might be Randy is what I'm trying to say. And I might be Jason. And that's who I'm going as Halloween. If on Halloween I'm going as Randy. Do you guys want to see my Halloween costume? I'm going as Jason.

Oh, very nice. I'm Jason. Ew. Ew. Some might think that was a mean impression, but impressions are the sincerest form of flattery. They are. And he nailed it, so...

All right, well, I wasn't going to talk to you guys first, but we did. All right, sorry. We did anyway, because you guys are veterans on this program, but it's only our other guests' first time on this show.

Let's make him feel welcome, everybody. Andy Jewett. Hi, everybody. Andy Jewett. Hi, everybody. How we doing? You feeling good? Excited about the Nuggets? Get into it. Get off the Bronco bandwagon. We know you love country. We know you love country music and Highlands Ranch and all that stuff. Get on the Nugget train. Can we... Torrey Craig is blocking shots from 30 feet away.

When the Nuggets do something wrong, can we get the phrase Nugget, please? Nuggets lost by 35 tonight. Nugget, please! I don't know if they're that forward with their positioning. You know what I'm saying? I feel like they're just not there yet. Yeah, that will never happen.

Andy Jewett, Denver comedy phenom, producer of Super Troopers 2. Yeah. And clearly a sports fan. I like the Nuggets. I like all the sports, but I'm not trying to get angry with Bronco people. They just need to calm down a little bit. We're going to be like 2-12, 2-14, but...

So instead of a Bronco, you want to be more of a still animal? Enjoy the avalanche. Bronco, that implies energy and bucking let's all snort and pot the dirt like we're ready to eat like the big bronco

on top of Invesco weed empower retirement services field okay we're all gonna be okay nothing matters

enjoy the Denver Broncos enjoy the Denver Nuggets Andy you do know this is a movie podcast you're really going strong with this sports stuff you're probably Broncos, enjoy the Denver Nuggets. Andy, you do know this is a movie podcast. You're really going strong with this sports stuff. You're probably scaring my listeners. You're right.

Which is appropriate, as it turns out. This is supposed to be a scary episode. It's like going to a gun convention and just talking about people transitioning. Look, they need to identify. Yeah, put the AR-15 down. They need to identify with who they are. She is a they now. Yes, this is an AR-15.

Look, I'm a big fat Joe Flacco, okay? Take a look. Ready? I could go three and 12. That's right. Three and 13. I mean, if we're going to go deep into the Broncos talk, John Elway, this is what I'll say about John Elway.

This is why we think the Broncos are going to come back, because John Elway is amazing. Because first of all, we've never seen John Elway and Gary Busey in the same room. That is the same guy. If you found a people post body... That would be scary as well. If he can pull that off.

I don't know what's going on over there. What are you doing? Oh, shit. Who is that? Gary Busey would be calling hockey plays. You know what I mean? That's what he's doing. I wonder if John Elway has a son who looks like Jake Busey would be calling hockey plays. You know what I mean? That's what he's doing. I wonder if John Elway has a son

who looks like Jake Busey. That would... You know? We can hope. Just like wig or no wig from contact. Just losing his mind. Similar tea structure, though. If Bosch found them in the woods,

it would be difficult if no one... If you had no other information about the other person. I want you to go so much deeper. I want you to go into like Broncos possession receivers from the 1980s.

I want you to talk the three amigos. Oh, dude. I think the really priceless piece of all time Bronco memorabilia is the I'm not going to stop egging you on. I think the really priceless piece of all time Bronco memorabilia is the... I'm not going to stop egging you on, so just keep going.

Let's get into the orange crush. Let's talk movies. Let's talk about Lyle Alzado's steroid use. May he rest in peace. There needs to be a Lyle Alzado steroid movie. There you go. Movie. I heard the word movie. And Doug is back.

That's where I jump in. To introduce the rest of our guests. Because we're meeting them individually. It's Jason Sklar everybody! Thank you. Do you like scary movies, Jason? I do.

Can I say that I saw, and I'm not going to say the, but I saw Joker, and that was scary to me. I don't know that that was meant to be scary, but that was terrifying. Well, here's the two things I pulled away from Joker, alright? Number one, comedy is hard. Okay? And number two, I'm gonna be nice to every weird open-miker who scares the

shit out of me for the rest of my life. Hey man, keep trying. You're good. I love what you're doing. And also also I thought some of his jokes in the movie were like, I'm not an audience blamer, but I thought

he should have gotten more laughs when he did his set. Should have gotten more laughs. I mean, he definitely killed on that TV show. He did. And that's Randy Sklar! Randy Sklar!

That's Randy Sklar! Woo! I still can't believe they mixed you up at birth. I know, right? Great. There's a way to find out, by the way, if we are who we are, and we are sitting right now with that possibility.

There's a way to, like, look at your footprint from when you were born and compare it to now. And we can find out. I think we're going to do it. We're going to try and do it. We're going to see if we can do it. Well, when there was one set of footprints, it was when Jason was carrying it. So if you find out your names are wrong,

then you swap? What do we do? We have to swap families. That's why we're holding it off, because I like my house. I have a decent relationship with my kids. I'd like to keep it. It's going to be a rough day. Yeah.

So it's going to be a transition. All right, let's talk prize bag. What did the Sklars bring for the prize bag? We brought one of our latest pieces of merch. It is called our Punch Waterfall shirts because we believe

that we need to stop the violence in our world. We do not hit your pets, do not hit your kids, do not hit your spouse. Unless you want a job at Ohio State University. Another sports joke. Okay. Anyway. So we're saying, if you want to punch something

in this world, we say go out into nature and go punch a waterfall. Alright? It feels good. You're not going to hurt your hand. It's not like a squirrel is going to pop out, yell world star, and post the video online. You're fine. You're good. And we know that the world is going to test you. Like, assholes will make you want to punch them.

All right? You're going to be standing online at the movies, and the guy in front of you is going to be loudly explaining to his date how Bitcoin works. Okay. All right. You're going to want to take out a box cutter and slice his Achilles tendon. Don't do that. Do it.

Don't do it. Go punch a waterfall. That's what Achilles tendon. Don't do that. Do it. Don't do it. Go punch a waterfall. That's what that shirt means. And we signed it. Non-violence. And we signed it. It feels good. It's a beautifully made shirt.

Yeah. It's a good color. Good weight. Yeah. I mean, my stupid Douglas movie shirt is like, it's a white t-shirt Which I would never buy that I'm going to ruin a white t-shirt The first time I eat linguine So

Right? That's a terrible stain to have on a white shirt It's even worse than red But I want to know Who is the hand model For the hand that's punching in red. But I want to know who is the hand model for the hand that's punching the

waterfall? Is that the late Robin Williams? No. It's just a very hairy hand. Well, it's like a mummy hand. It's like, I don't know if anybody's any Run the Jewels fans, but it looks like the Run the Jewels hand and we like to just affectionately call it Run the Jules.

Run the Jules. Alright. Sorry I brought it up. And what do you have for us, Andy Jewett? I tried to go a little aggressive. Let's see here. We got

DVD, Blu-ray, Digital Super Troopers 2. Nice. We got about $30 in hand warmers what? give me that it's gonna be cold as shit oh my god somebody's gonna need that

wow somebody's gonna need that hey don't overlook it you could lose a digit okay $30 sure you can type now

you're gonna it's gonna be a disaster in 30 years. Now, what's the difference between these two brands? We've got Hot Hands, and we've got Grabber. We've only got one. You know which one the president prefers.

Exactly. I think it's a Halloween mystery trick. I think there's only one Grabber left, so I think more people want Grabber. Yeah, okay. All right, sorry. Anyway, I got an Incredibles T-shirt. I got some Live Well T-shirts.

You just tried to empty your closet out and get rid of your old shit. And this is Jeff Tate's last can of Diet Mountain Dew from my fridge when he stayed over. And this is a bag that Jeff Tate bought a camouflage shirt in. I thought I saw Jeff Tate recently, but then I was like, am I just looking at the trees right now? Camouflage shirt.

Referencingly. All right. All right, so somebody's going to win all of that stuff and it's going to be very warm. Someone's going to win all that stuff and throw 30% of it away. No, it's going to go on a shelf in the garage and they're going to look at it for 10 years,

then they'll throw it away. Hand warmers, though, those will be useful. That's utility enjoy the warm hands guys grab her embrace embrace the heat grab her

grab her available in Ohio State University colors grab her Jim Jordan wrestling school why is there why is there a picture of Billy Bush laughing

on the floor? Grab her. Doug looked. They're really looking for it. It sucks for him that they have to blur out the Access Hollywood logo. They don't want anything to do with him. They cut ties.

Now I feel weird because earlier when I asked about costumes, there's one I think sitting right in front of me, but it also might just be his everyday wear. Yeah. This guy right here. What's your deal? Oh, my God.

It ties into your Mighty George Young name tag instead of Mighty Joe Young. And you're George. Yes. And are you curious? Yeah. Joe Young and you're George and are you curious? Yeah you look like if a Hasidic Jew turned into a bear that's what it feels like. It's nice to see you on a Saturday is what I want to say. But you but for real though you just wear that to like bass nectar at Red Rocks, right?

Can you make name tags on the Sabbath? I don't, the rules are so hard. You gotta hire a Chavez Goy to do it. Alright. Well, good luck, George. Thanks. I mean that in general Yep Although today was a nice day out

So it was probably hot in that thing today I put it on in line You put it on in line Oh what a fun line to wait in Watching the monkey put his monkey on That'd be a great I'm gonna get my monkey on tonight Wasn't there a great... I'm going to get my monkey on tonight. Wasn't there a man standing next to us

a minute ago? Where'd this fucking monkey come from? I'm literally devolving in front of him. I'm from monkey business. It's a company where we hire monkeys to stand in line for you. I thought your character

was Most Valuable Primate. By the way, a movie that I myself, have I talked about this on the show? You're an MVP? No. Most Valuable Primate.

I cannot, I am so mad that the description of Most Valuable Primate to me is so off because in that movie, it is a monkey who plays hockey,

which of course we all accept. All right? This monkey is fucking amazing at hockey, but he is so amazing at hockey. If you know anything about sports, in the trailer for it, he hits a slap shot. The monkey, by the way, takes it up

like not even two inches off the ice. Hits a slap shot that goes through the net. Now, if you've ever watched the NHL, nobody, the person who hits it for like 110 miles, no one has ever put it through a fucking net before. So you need to explain

in most of the primate that this is a supernatural monkey. And that to me is my biggest problem at that moment. Feel it what it is. It's just like Gus, the field goal kicking mule. He kicks it 100 yards and makes it every just like Gus the field goal kicking mule. Yeah.

He kicks it 100 yards and makes it every time. That's a superhuman mule. They don't say anything about it. Well, I buy it from the mule. Yeah, I mean... Yeah, Andy, that would seem legit. Because mules kick shit all the time. Monkeys don't play hockey ever it's such a foreign thing to put

it's like like if he if the monkey would have become the coach and use sign language to teach the players or like call which lines go in and because he did it that way we would believe it but it's just so unnatural. It does feel very unnatural. But they don't have... The mule has a nice little guy named Andy from Yugoslavia that holds the ball for him. That's right. So they're a duo, so I guess... So Yugoslavia,

so it's a current movie. They say, there's the little Yugo boy, Andy! That's movies, Doug. That was movies. Those were movies, good. Sports movies, but still. With animals.

Movies nonetheless. I mean, I could watch sports animal movies all goddamn day. That movie Ed, where the monkey pitches, does he ever throw the ball through anything? No, he doesn't. He just throws a regular fastball? Regular fastball.

He's got some movement on a two-seam. Yeah. All right, Andy, this is the Scary Movies edition. So people are gearing up for Halloween on Thursday, want to know what to watch. Can you recommend a scary movie, or what's your favorite scary movie? Don't you dare say, like, Rudy or...

No, no, I won't. Fucking Chariots of Fire. Uh... Have you ever seen Rudy the Shining? No, I was going to say The Shining because I didn't watch it until later in life and now I just love it. It's great.

It's in Colorado and it's fun. Go check out the Stanley Hotel. I'm selling a timeshare. You're the first person who's described The Shining as fun. It's a fun romp! It's fun! It's a fun wintertime movie.

It's cute. My mom would say it's cute. It's sweet. It's a sweet movie about family. Just getting together and toasting over a cup of red rum. That's right. Think about how cozy it was in there, though,

until everything went down. Wow. Just in the mountains. Just gorgeous. I can't wait to review this sequel, the Doctor Sleep. Yeah, because my review is... Yeah, why is it happening? It's that easy.

It doesn't need to happen at all. I was like, how did they not call the sequel Shinier? It's like Doctor Sleep came out of nowhere. That was like, Doctor Sleep came up on the screen as we just saw the preview and that was a jump scare. Yeah, I was like, Dr. Sleep came up on the screen as we just saw the preview and that was a jump scare. Yeah, I was like,

huh? Dr. Sleep? We're like, can we somehow get Ewan McGregor in more movies where he's doing an American accent?

Please. Please. That's what Hollywood wants. Yeah, he does that a lot. A lot. I think just Scatman Crothers in the sequel

is called Still Shinin'. Yeah. And he's just a ghost Scatman Crothers in the sequel and it's called Still Shinin' and he's just a ghost Scatman Crothers like Obi-Wan I mean that would be the only option at this point I know

that's what I'm saying someone needs to get in touch with the Scatman Crothers don't say I wanna we've always said this I wanna remake Ghost

with Patrick Swayze today come on amazing and Whoopi's the only one who can talk to him everyone will love it Rick Swayze today. Come on. Amazing. And Whoopi's the only one who can talk to him. Everyone will love it. They do always say that too.

Everyone, that's a good reminder. Everyone start freezing yourself like Ted Williams so you can come back to life if they can figure stuff like that out. Do it.

Okay. Cryogenics. Get into it. It's fun. It's fun I know Swayze played a dancer And a bouncer But did he ever play an athlete In anything? I can't picture him

In a baseball or football He was a base jumper In Point Break So that is like an adventure athlete. Yeah, okay. Surfer and skydiver. Yeah, surfer and skydiver. I don't think he's ever been on a team sport. No.

He's a dancer. That's obviously an athlete. Yeah. He's a dancer in 28 movies, and he should be. Right? That's what they should do. Just have a dancing land at Disneyland with all Patrick's faces

you can just hoist baby up everywhere and then put her down in the corner like just move her right over yes they have people there

making sure you don't do that I don't know at dancing land you can put baby in the corner. Let's just be honest. Yeah, I always just wanted to know,

how far from a corner does baby need to be? Like, what really constitutes a corner? So that's what it is. Doug Benson wants a real clear definition of what is a corner. Because you're kind of out in the middle of the room right now, but it still is... If you're the last person between you and the corner, does that technically put you in the corner?

How great would it be if Swayze was like, nobody puts a baby in a corner, or corner adjacent. There's a semicircle coming out from each corner. How big is it? She is in the restricted area, okay? And I don't like it. Like, does she ever shop at the corner store?

Or the corner bakery? I don't know. She can't even listen to some Creedence Clearwater revival songs. How many? And definitely not Brimful of Ashes. She cannot hear that song. No Corner Shop.

Corner Shop? No one? Jesus. Corner Shop. That's probably on like 12 soundtracks. Oh, yeah. They have songs all over 12 soundtracks. Oh yeah. That song's all over the place. Yeah. Reebok.

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow. Everybody needs a bosom. It's like, I agree. Can you not repeat that over and over again? I just love that it's a phrase that you've never heard before in your entire life. No one has ever said the phrase, everyone needs a bosom.

He says it so many times in a song, you're like, yeah, that's accepted phraseology right now. Everybody does need a bosom for a fucking pillow. People will break their glasses and shit. Right, I know. Very excited. I blame the monkey in the front. He hasn't thrown anything yet, which is admirable. You're doing great.

You're doing great. Whatever else is going on, you're killing it. I never saw Ed. Do you think they teach him pitching when he starts with his own shit and then he works up to baseballs? They form it into balls?

Wait, is Ed what animal is Ed? He's a monkey. Is it an orangutan? No, he's a regular chimpanzee. Like an extra tall one. Extra tall chimpanzee. Yeah, that's right. They saw him throwing his shit. Someone's like, hey, Buck, get a radar gun on that.

92? Give this guy a glove. Time that shit. Okay, Jason, scary movies. I would say the scariest movie for me is it's still Silence of the Lambs.

I still watch it. I am terrified by it. I know what's going to happen. When it's real, it feels very scary to me, and that movie scares the shit out of me. A lot. It is officially probably the creepiest. Especially to go on to win

Best Picture. You just don't normally have that kind of creepiness going on. That's it. Creepy, scary. At that level. Award level creepiness. award level creepiness award level creepiness i love it i love it i uh wow so i'm gonna kind of go i know this is gonna sound weird i'm gonna go in that direction but uh i think the original mad max is so fucking scary to me because of all the anti-Semitism. No, just the idea, like, because

it's for the same reason why Black Mirror fucking freaks me out, is because it's not too, you know, like, the last Mad Max movie is, like, a world that we just don't live in. It's a dystopia that doesn't exist, but, like, in the original Mad Max, they're driving real cars

and they pull up to the thing and like that couple gets just terrorized and then there's that whole scene where she's in the woods with the baby and you're like, oh my god, they're gonna come after her. Just the tension in that movie is so scary. Those things scare me more than like jumping out at you. The plausibility

of it. Monsters and shit. The reality, it was like the beginning of society just spiraling out of control and I felt like they did a great job with that and that scared the shit out of me. Yeah.

Yeah. Yes. That's a great answer. Thank you. Yeah. That movie was like A Quiet Place but with loud engines.

Super terrifying. These guys keep making all this noise. Guys, I know you're bikers, but settle down. Settle down. Come on. You have to whip the chain around your head so much. I don't like how they spray their mouths with that chemical. It freaks me out.

They're like... Did a guy say something back there? I like how they spray their mouths with that chemical. It freaks me out. Yeah. They're like, whew. Yeah. Did a guy say something back there? Were you doing an impression of it? You okay? Do you need medical attention? Witness me! Witness me?

Is that it? There's a life alert button within the distance of your hand. Just touch the wall and Comedy Works will help you out. Is that something from the movie? Witness?

Maybe. I'm going to assume so. I'm just going to say it should be. Put it in. Yeah, I saw that first Mad Max maybe once or twice,

but then I was, you know, obviously super into Road Warrior and, you know, everything he's done with it since, you know, except for the last part of Thunderdome. Yeah.

Once the children show up, it's like, fuck this movie. Yeah. What's the Tina Turner song? The dudes on rubber bands attacking each other with chainsaws in the Thunderdome? Love it on rubber bands attacking each other with chainsaws

in the Thunderdome. Love it. I'm all about it. Amazing. It was so fun and weird. And again, the rules they set up in those movies are just incredible and they follow through. It's a great series.

But that first one freaked me out because it's so real. Yeah, Max is a pretty Jewish name, right? Yeah, right? He had to feel bad about that. Why couldn't I have been like Adolf or something like that? Have you guys seen anything lately? Do you go out to see scary movies

because it's October? Halloween is coming? Yeah, I do. I haven't't seen one yet I don't think but what one running through back through the month they're cleverly opening dr. sleep on November 8th smart for all those latecomers yeah people they're just like I don't want to do Halloween yet yeah well we're all don't want to do Halloween yet. Well, we're all stressed out. Let's do Halloween again.

Yeah. It'll be colder. Wait till it's cozy, like the Stanley Hotel. I'm probably going to go see Zombieland 2, but that's not a horror movie, but it has horror movie themes. Yeah, it's got zombies in it.

Yeah. Yeah. But I like, I like all the event ones. I've seen all the terrible teen ones. Sometimes they blur together for me. Like this person's a little child that kills a person through a video, and this is like a torture movie.

It gets jumbled up for me. Well, the torture movies, they got out of hand for a little while, but they seem to be gone. I mean, there's not a lot of big horror film releases this month. No. I mean, I, on a flight just in honor of this month, I finally watched Us.

That was a great horror movie. Yeah, Jordan Peele did a great job. That's fucking amazing, and I love that because, again, when horror movies spend a lot of time building the family and the characters, and obviously that has its own twists in it. Like, but that for me was I'm on a plane. I'm not even in a theater.

And like there are other people around me and I'm sitting there terrified. I thought that was fantastic. But if that can do that to me on a tiny screen in front of me, I was like, great work. They're talking Lupita Nyong'o. They're still talking potential Oscar nomination, which would be amazing. Yes, 100%. They snubbed Toni Collette last year for Hereditary

because she was incredible in that. I feel like those are the best horror movies lately. The ones where ladies are the main character and they scream a lot? Yeah. The Coachella movie. Very, very scared. They're not the final girl. they scream a lot. Yeah. The Coachella movie. Very, very scared. They're not the final girl.

They're the girl. Yeah. They're the girl from the get-go. Yes. They're the get-go girl. They're the start girl and the final girl.

Yep. They're both girls. There's a lot of strip girl there, infinite girl. Yeah. Sorry, I didn't mean to disturb you,

but Tim Heidecker was also amazing in us. I loved him. He was so good. Yeah, Sorry, I didn't mean to stop you. Tim Heidecker was also amazing in us. I loved him. He was so good. Yeah, really interesting levels to his and Elizabeth Moss's

performances in that. Great. They were just great. Again, it's such a huge movie. You see someone you're friends with who's on the movie

and in the movie and they're doing a phenomenal job. It's like the greatest thing. You wanted to drop that you're friends with Tim Heidecker. Yeah,

I did. See how I slid that in there? See how I slid that in there? See how I slid that in there? Does he know your friends or no? No, he doesn't. Does not. He will after he listens to this podcast. This is it.

Tim's never done Doug Lo's movies, I don't think. He's been on Dining with Doug and Karen. Get him on this show. It was fun to have him on this show. Doug loves on cinema. I'm on there, but yeah. Neil Hamburger's never done it either.

Well, let's put it out in the universe. On cinema, Doug loves movies. Okay. Put it out. Wait, what did I disagree to? I'm just trying to be a good host and move this along. Let's do it. Yeah, because now's the part of the show where I say,

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Woo! And we've got some You guys had to make some hard choices out there Sorry George was throwing his shit at you guys the whole time I know I mean he was throwing his name tag Trying to get you to pick it up

I just am really impressed with his opposable thumbs I think they have opposable thumbs They do I can still be impressed with them so alright Andy what are you who are you playing

on behalf of I'm playing on behalf of it looks like somebody named Jesse cause it's Jesse Land it's Jesse Land double tap and there's a picture

of Randy and Jason and Doug and then there's some sort of bald gentleman that looks like he would be on Tim and Eric

I'm not sure who that is maybe it's Jesse yeah and Jason and Doug. And then there's some sort of bald gentleman that looks like he would be on Tim and Eric. I'm not sure who that is. Maybe it's Jesse. That's probably Jesse. Now, Jesse, I was confused because it says IE up top, so I thought you were switching it gender style. But nope, here we are. Is that you, Jesse? Is that you on here?

No, it's Jeff. That's Jeff Tate? Oh, you got a picture of Jeff Tate from Queensryche. Yes, the guitar player. The guitar player from Queensryche has the same name as Jeff Tate. He's a different Jeff Tate.

That's an amazing joke. Good job. That's a solid, deep-cut reference. That's the joke behind the joke. Good job. That's a good... That's a solid... That's a solid, deep-cut reference. That's the joke behind the joke. Your command of 80s hair rental is... We appreciate it. Randy, if you had to choose, would you rather be Abigail Breslin

or Emma Stone? I would rather be Emma Stone. I like Abigail Breslin, but... I've got some news for you. Oh, damn it. Your wish came true. Look at that shit. Oh, yeah.

Look at the tits on Randy. Jesus Christ. I don't lead with them, guys. I don't lead with them. Hey, hey, his eyes are up here. Look at his face. Exactly. I'm up here, for Christ's sake. I love that the wrong Jeff Tate is on there.

That's beautiful. That's great. I mean, not that there's a wrong Jeff Tate. No. But for our purposes, there is. The one we know is wrong. I just picked, this is Jason, I picked Josh. It's a Jaws joke, which I think is great.

Because I recently saw Jaws, and it was terrifying. And this is rated PG. I don't think Jaws was PG. Was it? Okay, so Randy and I, we talk about this in our stand-up, which I'm sure all of you are coming to the shows tonight. We talk about the fact that when you try to show a PG

movie to your kids today, if they're kind of in that range, you have to remember there was no PG-13 back in the 80s. So PG covered a lot of ground. Yeah. PG was basically anything that wasn't Porky's. That was PG. Yeah, kids would be swearing

at their parents. Oh, yeah. So that gets bitten off. No, there's always like one moment in a PG movie that you're watching from the 80s with your kids today where you're like, oh, shit. Oh, my God. I forgot about that. Oh, there was a rape in 16 Candles.

Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. Oh, boy. Oh, Jesus. Do I see the side of a kid's dick in the Goonies? Yeah, you do, you do. That's why they call him Chunk. All right, all right, all right.

I don't need to know that. It's terrible. I mean, when you do the shuffle truffle, there's going to be collateral damage. Collateral damage. So I just like this because it just says Josh. I like a simple. And the shark is smoking a joint.

Smoking a joint. So it's the calmest shark. And hanging off the bottom are Reese's Mini Skittles and Tiny Starbursts a la Halloween. The kind of sizes that you would get on Halloween. That's the one I chose. Fun size. That's a good one. Thank you.

There's what? Doug's on there. Doug's swimming on top. I'm swimming. Doug's swimming on top. Jaws, terrifying. Two terrifying moments in Jaws. A shirtless Doug Benson on top.

Terrifying. And a high shark going after him. It's the slowest ocean chase ever. Midway through, the shark is like, what are we doing here? What are we doing here? What kind of genius is going to give weed to a shark? It only makes you hungrier.

That shark doesn't need to see blood to want to start eating things. We're going to need a bigger bone. Bravo. That should have been on the goddamn poster. All right. If it would have been on there, I would have picked it.

Okay. But yeah, Jaws was sort of the turning, that was sort of, things sort of turned the corner and the modern blockbuster was born and then they started trying to get away with way too much shit in PG movies and they invented PG-13 on the heels of

Gremlins and Temple of Doom. Yep. Okay, next. I got the Texas Chainsaw Matt Scare. I was right, I've, Right? I've... Right? Matt Sacre?

Sacre? Massacre. Massacre. Massacre. Can you read? I like Matt Scare better. Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I like it. And I always loved the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

And when we were up in Seattle, the EMP was doing this really cool thing about music. They had a whole exhibit on music in horror movies. And they had a bunch of horror movies in little stations. And you could watch little documentaries on each of them. They were talking about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And they were like, just the sound of the bugs in the fields just was scary. They spent so much time on sound design on that movie that you could just see an open field at about 5 o'clock at night

and it would scare the shit out of you. So I picked that, and I like that. There you go. Yeah, great job to Matt for getting that selected. Nice job, buddy. And Matt, this one's been chosen before? No. Oh, you've brought other name tags.

It's his seventh time attending the show. I just want you to know that because I picked your poster, you know I don't know shit about movies, so you're gonna lose. It's more of a curse than a blessing, but okay. I think the playing field is fairly even.

I do too. I do too. I feel good about all your chances. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I think one of you is going to win. Don't be so sure. We can always have a first.

It can happen. Well, this game is very easy to win. It's just only one of you can win. It's called Live, Die, Repeat. I'm going to say the actual title of a real motion picture. I'm going to say it slowly.

And the first one of you that can repeat back the entire title correctly, accurately, is the winner. You guess as often as you like. I'll start over again after each guess. Guys ready? Oh, yeah, we're ready. You don't really need to know anything.

No. If I get through the whole title, you just have to repeat it back. We'll see. People in the audience will know it. It's no monkey business. He can't promise you. A. A. A A

What if there was a movie just called A A the Fonzie story By the way It could have been AI So fuck you all And then he just goes I There's a movie called Z And there's a movie called W

I think that's a movie called Z, and there's a movie called W. Yeah. I think that's it. Q? Oh, that's right. That Othello O movie. X? X?

There's a movie called X. Malcolm X is called X, technically, I think. Right? It's not called Malcolm X? I think it's just X, right? I think it was called Malcolm X. Because that... It was in Origins.

It was a big silver ass. I liked when he lifts when Plymouth Rock lands on him and he lifts it up yeah he looked like that he went like this to the rock he pointed and then went like that and then the rock just left a

nightmare a nightmare on Elm Street a nightmare on Elm Street part two a nightmare on Elm Street a nightmare on Elm Street? Part 2? A Nightmare on Elm Street. A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2. Dream Warriors.

A Nightmare on Elm Street. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5. A Nightmare on Elm Street four. A nightmare on Elm Street four. A nightmare on Elm

Street. A nightmare on Elm Street four, women be shopping. A nightmare on Elm Street 4, women be shopping. A nightmare on Elm Street 4. A nightmare on Elm Street 4, electric boogaloo. A nightmare on Elm Street 4. A nightmare on Elm Street 4, men love trucks. A nightmare on Elm Street for men love trucks.

A nightmare on Elm Street for the... People in the audience know it. The dream... A nightmare on Elm Street for the dream warriors. A nightmare on Elm Street for the Dream Master. A Nightmare on Elm Street for the Dream Master. That's a two-way knockout. Two-way knockout.

Who got it, Doug. That's a first. That's how you do it, bitches. It's true. Twins really do finish each other's titles. That's right. Who won that one? By my eyes, and unfortunately, that's all we have to go on. Yeah.

And unfortunately, they're red as shit. Wait, George the Monkey, you were watching, right? Who do you think was the winner? Grant? You think Randy? Yeah. Depending on if they actually switched at birth and yet. Oh!

That's a good point. He's a smart monkey. He is. If you were to switch at birth... He's the proudest monkey. The other one won. All right, it doesn't really matter who won. Go get a glass

of Dreaming Tree wine. That's Randy Sklar's big endorsement. I'm good with that. But we will start with you, Randy, on this next game. Another game that doesn't really matter. That last game that we really care about. So just, you know,

do your best. It's called Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? Jeff Davis. Or for today, it's called The Tagline Is Coming From Inside The House. Yes. Yes. So I'm going to say to you and you alone, Randy Sklar,

So I'm going to say to you and you alone, Randy Sklar, the name, the tagline of a motion picture, a line that was used on the poster or in the advertising or somewhere, somewhere related to the movie, according to IMDb. And, um, IMDb. And, um... We are DB. Been saying it for years. And, um... Yeah, you just get one guess if you can't think of it.

I just got IMDB. That's fantastic. That's so funny, and that's so good, and it's so on-brand. All right, anyway. I went to the IMDb boat party

at Comic-Con last year and they gave out sailor hats with the IMDb logo on it. Oh my God. So yeah, I just wear that whenever I'm feeling low.

Or whenever you're at a Captain and Tennille tribute concert, so. Good current reference. Sure, hey. Even people who are into Yacht Rock are like, who? Who is that?

It's a bummer that one of them wasn't eaten by Jaws. Tag me. tag me like you never see the shark actually bite somebody until the very end that's right yeah

so it's it's violent mostly in your head mhm just like a kind of like psycho was too like you don't ever

see the knife hit Janet Leigh you just see a guy could just as easily be jerking off. If his dick was over his shoulder.

Oh yeah. He's got a long one. He's definitely, it's a wrap around. Honey, are you still in the shower? Yeah. God, mom. Give me a minute. He is the mother.

I've got a lot of responsibility to shoulder. Okay, so Randy, what movie has the tagline, oh yes, there will be blood? It'd be very strange movie has the tagline Oh Yes There Will Be Blood. Be very strange for the movie

There Will Be Blood. I was gonna say to have that tagline. Oh Yes. Oh Yes. I drink your blood. I have the name of a movie in my mind that I so wish this was the tagline to this movie. I have five.

No. Can I say mine before you guess? No, you may not. This is my fake guess. Oh yes, there will be blood. The apple dumpling game. Available soon on Disney+. How fucking great would that be?

If that was the tagline for The Apple Dumpling Game. I was going to say, Oh Yes, There Will Be Blood, Ladybugs. Hey, they're maturing into adulthood. They're becoming young women on the soccer field. They're becoming more ladies than bugs. Fuck you! For judging.

Support them being able to, okay. Oh, yes. It works for all of them, though. Bed knobs and broomsticks. Yep. Chitty, chitty, bang, bang. Anything with Angela Lansbury Or Don Knotts Oh yes

There will be blood There will Be blood Oh man Uh Christine Okay Yes

There was blood in that Okay Probably more likely To have a car pun yeah what do you think put the blood in overdrive jason like i i i'm gonna say uh greg Gus, the field goal kicking mule? Most valuable primate. I'm going to say Gremlins 2. Yeah, full title.

This gentleman over here. Full title. Yeah. Gremlins 2. Electric boogaloo. I don't know. Eric, all right, so fine. Full title.

Put the full title in the basket. All right, so fine. Full title. Put the full title in the basket. All right. We don't have a fireman. All right, then Gremlins won. Jesus. You mean just Gremlins? Yeah. Yeah.

Gremlins won. I love when they made it. They're like, Gremlins won. Yeah, we're fucking cocky. Okay. There'll be a 2. Gremlins 1. That's my guess. It's not that or Gremlins 2, the new batch.

The new batch. Just neither of those. I thought they went to Hollywood. Yeah, those movies aren't too bloody except for when the gremlins themselves explode in a microwave. Yeah, they movies Those movies aren't too bloody Except for the gremlins When the gremlins themselves Explode in a microwave Yeah, they're gooey Oh yes, there will be blood Ernest goes to camp

Sounds more like Ernest goes to prison camp Oh yes Ouch, ouch, ouch So, Andy, save me. I'm going to guess, it seems like a Hollywood classic. It seems to fit the iconography of the movie, Carrie. Carrie, there's blood everywhere in that.

Yeah, right there in the poster, she's covered in blood already. It says, don't take Carrie to the prom. Because this girl cannot handle what's going on with her body. poster, she's covered in blood already. It says, don't take Carrie to the prom. Two guys. Because this girl cannot handle what's going on with her body. No. That's right. Three producers that sound like Robert Evans were like, it's all about the blood. I'm going with Carrie.

Incorrect. That, believe it or not, was a tagline for the motion picture Saw. Oh. I never saw it. Saw. I never seen it. Did you see Saw 6, Riverboat Gambler? No, I did not.

Okay. Nobody's on the board. Oh, God. It's shocking. Back to board. Oh, God. That's shocking. Back to Randy. Oh, God. This is a lot of pressure. See, we were about even.

I told you. Evenly terrible. What movie, Randy? Oh, God. That's the tagline. Open wide this Halloween. that's the tagline open wide this Halloween open wide

this Halloween showgirls that's my first thought open wide open what I was going to say deep throat but also that expression, maybe they were just saying

the movie's opening wide. Opening wide, yeah. 3,700 theaters. Opening wide. Open wide this Halloween. As opposed to other Halloweens where you keep it shut. I think it is one of the Jaws movies

I think it's Jaws and I know don't yell out Jaws 2 I think it was Jaws 2 and I don't know if there's anything beyond that

in the title well that had the most famous tagline ever Jaws 2 don't go in the water and don't open wide this Halloween

just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. So maybe not that. Open wide this Halloween. Something that's biting people. Chomping them. In space, no one can hear you open wide. On Halloween.

It's okay if you don't have a guess. I don't have a guess. Okay. I have a guess. Jason has a guess. I feel so strongly about this and I also know that it is wrong. Little Shop of Horrors.

Oh! That's really good. Because there's the dentist thing with Steve Martin, and there's the plant that opens wide. That is my pick. That is really good. It's also wrong. It's really good, also wrong.

It's not right, but I applaud your creativity there. Thank you. I am not confident, but also equally as confident as Jason that mine is wrong. But it's a lot of fun. Dr. Giggles. Guys remember that one? It's about a dentist, and so

maybe that was a terrible tagline at the late 80s. It's probably wrong, but it was that guy who's in a bunch of terrible sci-fi movies, and he was yanking them teeth, guys. I have one. Orca, the killer whale. Remember Orca? That was in that same, there you go,

open wide this Halloween, Orca, bitch. Blackwater, yo. My favorite knockoff. The cove, the cove. You know, there was, yeah, every animal was attacking people after Jaws. You know, paws and claws. Piranha.

I just saw the end of Piranha. And the whole thing of the end of that movie is that, like, I don't know, maybe they could come in the ocean, and then, like, they'd turn the ocean red. Piranha. After Star Wars and Jaws were both such big hits, the Italians came up, I think it was the Italians, came up with a movie called Tintorera Tiger Shark.

And the shark sounded like Darth Vader. Shark had a breathing problem. Whenever the shark came around, it was like... Oh, man. Yeah, it was very strange. But open wide this Halloween was the tagline for Saw 3. Oh, my God.

Never saw it. Never saw it. We're back to Randy. Ah. What movie had the tag team? Saw 2. Saw 2.

Saw 2. You guys are watching three people not score at all, but you should be used to that because you're Broncos fans. Okay. I had to bring it back to score.

I'm kidding We just wanted to give him an excuse To get back into deep Broncos talk Yeah talk about sports a little more Because we're so bad at this Tell me I love you You know I love you more than you love me

What movie, Randy, has the tagline Make America Bleed Again? Saw II. No. Make America Bleed Again. So that

has to be recent. That was hilarious, but no more audience guesses. Jason? You don't know, Rand? No. Let me... I thought Randy guessed already. No, what did you guess?

The hills have eyes? No, he said he didn't have any idea. Oh, no, he guessed Saw II. I guessed Saw II, and that was wrong. The hills have eyes. Great guess. No. I guess Saw II, and that was wrong. The Hills Have Eyes. Great guess. No. Jason?

Taken. That is my final answer. Taken. With Liam Neeson. I mean, the word again in the title would imply that it's not the first in the series. That's why I said Saw II. Taken VI. I think they only got to III.

What do you think, Andy? Oh, there's not a Saw IV? Say what? There's not a Saw IV? No, he said Taken 6. And I said, the Taken series only got to part 3. Unless you count every other Liam Neeson movie.

Some of them they call Run All Night, but that's a fucking Taken movie. He's getting something someone took. A walk amongst the tombstones, yeah, because someone got taken. And he's gotta go get it back. He's in remarkable shape. He's got a special set of skills.

So Saw IV can't be an answer? What do you mean it can't be an answer? If it's not a movie. Well, who said it's not a movie? Saw IV. I'm going to say Saw IV. Incorrect. From 2017. Yeah, this is recent the year 2017 recent enough for this

hilarious tagline make America bleed again Oh Jake saw so it saw with dancing I don't know what yep it's, this time he does an Irish dance before every torture. Jigger, please. Oh, my man. My man went Billy Elliot on his ass. Okay, back to... No.

Back to Jason. Oh, no. I'm so excited that you guys might get one of these right. No, we're not going to get this. Game shows, they get the right answers too often. I know. They should be just really hard questions and no correct answers. Jason, what movie has the tagline,

Will you survive until the end? tagline will you survive until the end will you survive until the end is that is that the ring I don't know I'm gonna say the ring it's a no solid guess though, right? Mm-hmm. Okay. No, you guys are great at guessing. Yeah. Not the greatest at noticing patterns, but go ahead, Jason. I'm going to say... I'm going to say Saw II. Saw II, Saw II, Saw II.

Nope. Andy? What's the one? I'm going to say, is it something like with a game, but it's not the game? Oh, Texas Chainsaw? No, is it like Cabinet in the Woods?

No. I love that movie, though. That's one of the... That's too old. If you've never seenin in the Woods? No. Love that movie though. That's one of the That's too old. If you've never seen Cabin in the Woods check it out this Halloween.

The correct answer to will you survive until the end is Saw the final chapter. Oh God. I didn't know what that was called.

Never seen it. And this is not making me want to see any of that. And I heard Carrie Elwes made like nine bucks, and it's a huge deal. So get on out, take it to the streets, get Carrie Elwes more money for Saw. Yeah. Here we go, Randy. Mm-hmm. Saw 2. Saw 2. Saw 2. Saw Andy. Saw 2.

Saw 2. Saw 2. Saw 2. Who will survive and what will be left of them? I mean, that could have been Schindler's List. It's like any movie. It's anything. I'm mad now.

Like, seriously, the questions you're asking is like Doug saying, what book has the words they are in it? That's what it feels like to me. I wish I knew this. Saw II. They are in it. That's what it feels like to me. I wish I knew this. Saw 2. Okay.

Jason? Tyler Perry presents We Be Sawing. He did two Halloween movies. Cody picked one of them. You need to hear Medea be using that song. He did two Halloween movies. Cody, you picked one of them. Madea be using that song. Ah, Jesus. That'd be a good tagline for a Jesus movie. Yeah.

I'll go with The Last Temptation of Christ. Alright, Andy. This is yours to steal. You can just take this fucker. What is it again? Who will survive and what will be left of them? That is so good

for The Last Temptation of Christ. That's right. Just his blood. I don't know what any of the variations of the Saw movies are called. Like, there's Jason in Space. There's Terminator X. Yeah, you don't know what those are called either.

Yeah, those aren't... Those aren't movies either. Jason in Space. They are. Jason and Freddy are in Space. They are. Jason and Freddy are in space. I know. Just say a big horror movie so we can get this over with.

Scream. No, no. It's written on that poster right in front of you. Oh! Texas Chains. Yeah, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Massacre.

Yeah, that's the answer. Oh, man. I was just... He was even pointing to the poster like, you guys, it's right there. That's what he did. I thought you were pointing that Chase Bryant had something on his shoes.

Sorry. It was literally on that poster. Oh, it is literally written. It literally says... It says it on the thing. That's why I put it down on the ground. I turn it upside down. I know.

Hoping you guys wouldn't notice Then again I read it as The Texas Chainsaw Matt scare So I was going to fuck that up too Okay so To determine a winner in this game I know I'm using the word winner

Very loosely Have you ever seen such futility on this stage? To determine the best loser, we are going to do one more. I'm going to say the whole tagline, and then I'm going to say what year it came out, who directed it, who starred in it, and then I'm going to say the title.

Okay. That's still not going to help. So somewhere along the way, I hope you guys figure it out. I hope you figured out the theme. Here we go. Keep an eye on him, monkey. Yeah.

He just got his bill. Does everybody want to watch a monkey try to figure out his bill? Yeah, exactly. It is amazing. Do you need the price in bananas to make it easier? It is bananas to watch.

All right, here we go. Mm-hmm. When the order came to retreat, one man stayed. Any guesses before I continue no if you're in the audience you know it don't help him out

when the order came to retreat one man stayed it was directed by Mel Gibson it's from 2016 starring Andrew Garfield Gibson. It's from 2016. Starring Andrew Garfield as the man.

That's it! That's it, you did it! It's right. I knew it. I knew it. I thought it was going to be a horror movie. Yeah, I know. It's got a saw in it. Yeah. That was the theme.

Every answer had the word saw in it. I was going to guess the Facebook movie. Which also isn't the title of that movie. The Sausal Network. Thank you. That is worth every bit of that woman's clap. Thank you. Thank you. I'll take

it all. I wanted to do, I saw what you did last summer, but it's, I know. I know what you did. I would have done, I know what you did I would have done I know what you saw what I did last time alright we got a few minutes to determine

a winner today and we have to do that with a game called last man or woman Stanton

these are all Tim Allen movies or woman Stanton. These are all Tim Allen movies. I mean, that would fit in with the scary theme. I thought you were going to say that would fit in with

the not comedy theme. Oh, there will be blood. The Santa Claus. This is where he got busted With coke I think Not Comedy Works Colorado Just to be clear

I hope he didn't get busted For coke here Cause that First they take your phone Then they bust you for coke The indignity's never end Lot of snow on that mountain You get it back At the end of the show The indignity's never end. A lot of snow on that mountain. You get it back at the end of the show.

They do chop it up for you, too, which is really nice. Comedy Works is going the extra mile. Did you figure out your bill, monkey? Did you figure out your bill, monkey? Well, you only have like a couple banana daiquiris, right? Yep. They don't serve anything in a coconut here.

I bet you'd love it. Okay, so for this game, I've preselected some audience members to help us out. I think we'll probably go to two different people. Starting with, where is Josh Troh? T-R-O-H? Right there. Hey, Josh.

What's up, Josh? Nice to see you, Josh. Oh, and your poster made it up on the stage. This happens so often that we pick a poster that is also somebody that I pre-picked. And it's just the luck of the draw. And you did suggest to me via Twitter that you had a scary actor or actress. I was going to say Jamie Lee Curtis and Jamie Kennedy. But you can just do one.

All right. So he offered up Jamie Lee Curtis and Jamie Kennedy. But he's allowing me to just do one. Jamie Lee Curtis is obviously a great one. She's made her mark in this business in film with horror movies and, of course, moved on to do some other things and has gone back. You know, you know. So, you know, you know. So, you know, Activia is not

the correct answer. Oh, see? Because that shit is scary. It's fast. And where is a person that goes on Twitter by the name Hop in Space? Ba-ba-ba-ba! And seriously, they take phones but they let you bring in an air horn? Yeah.

What's your name in actuality? Jason. Jason. Hi, Jason. I see you. Yeah. Jason. He might have your name as well. Yeah, I actually may see you. He might also be named Jason. We don't know yet, but I may see you. I. Jason. He might have your name as well. Yeah, I actually may see you.

He might also be my Jason. We don't know yet, but I may see you. I just remembered my middle name is Jason. Really? What? I just remembered. Good horror name. Good horror movie name.

I know that. Great name. Great name. Okay, so Jason, what would you like to suggest? I have Jamie Lee Curtis and Johnny Depp. Oh, Johnny Depp has been in his share of scary-ish movies, intentionally and unintentionally. Willy Wonka.

That's like a hundred movies, right? We definitely don't need to get any more names than Jamie Lee Curtis and Johnny Depp. But just in the interest of time, I'll sit this one out. That's not what I meant. No, but you know, because also I'll say all the ones

you guys are thinking of and make you sad. Too late. Already sad about how I performed tonight. Okay, so we'll start with Andy. Then we'll go to Jason. Then we'll go to Jason. Then we'll go to Randy.

You've got one lifeline. That's the person whose name tag you chose. You can go to them at any point, but only one time for help with your answer. And other than that... You just got to name movies. On your own. Movies that either Jamie Lee Curtis

or Johnny Depp has been in. In my IMDB brain, I don't think they were ever in something together, but maybe someone will surprise me. All the guesses

are from onstage only. Please don't guess from the audience, even though this club is usually pretty good about that. Go, Andy. Pirates of the Caribbean.

It's pronounced Caribbean, asshole. Let me try it. Caribbean's pronounced Caribbean asshole. Let me try. Caribbean asshole. Perfect. Pirates of the Caribbean Asshole is a great porno. Trying to find that gold. Digging deep.

Keep digging. Oh, yes. There will be blood. Hang on. Yikes. Brown eye be blood. Hang on. Oh, there. Yikes. Brown eye, matey. Okay.

Wait a second. Wait, wait, wait. We got to deal with Andy first. Oh, you're going to... We got to deal with what he just did. I screwed up. Yeah, full title. Pirates of the Caribbean.

So many people in this room know it. I know. I know, but... but also it's like I get dinged on R the and stuff right you get dinged on all of it so you might want to

step back I thought I was being smart guessing the first one first it has like one word in the title oh great oh I can just say something else

yeah perfect Halloween okay that is correct Halloween. Okay. That is correct. I thought once I started it that shit left the game. It's so hilarious that while you were

stumbling around saying the word Halloween you said out loud the name of another Jamie Lee Curtis movie. And I'm not going to tell you until later what it was Jesus Christ Edward Scissor's penis no Edward Scissor's hands Scissor hands

trading places right you guys might be doing yeah that's right one dollar Andy freaky Friday

oh look at you I know Jamie Lee she has a yogurt problem she has to eat Activa it's called Activia you should be thrown out of the game for that she's an idiot because she has a yogurt problem. She has to eat Activa. It's called Activia. You should be thrown out of the game for that. She's an idiot because she has a yogurt problem? Activa.

They say it's the other way around, but you can't get enough of the stuff. Her colon is so clean. When I found out I had to cut back on yogurt, thank God I found Activia. It's not even yogurt. My turn? Rango!

I thought you were going to say Unchained or something. Whoa. We're going to have a dad movie offer. Rango! I'm going to make a choice that may be wrong. True Lies? Why is that wrong? It's right. It's right. It's good.

It's so right, it's right. It's so right, it's Rango. Back to you, Andy. Halloween H20. Yes. Very clever. I'm literally...

I'm out. You can go to your lifeline, because also by the time it comes back to you, something might jog your memory. Josh, what you got, bro? What do you got for him, Josh? Tusk. Tusk, bitches.

Tusk. Weird Johnny Depp cameo in that. Tusk. Kind of a long cameo in that. Tusk. Kind of a long cameo. Josh goes deep. Thank you, Josh. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Yes.

Which I love that you mentioned that immediately when Johnny Depp's name came up. But I said the wrong title. Yeah. So I wanted to throw someone a curveball. Yeah, you did it. I wanted to throw someone a scissor ball. Andy? What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

I'll tell you what, it's this annoying family. Yeah. Amen. Good point. You don't have to sit through the whole movie to know what's eating Gilbert. Yeah. Plus he hates his last name, probably.

Jason? The Nightmare Before Christmas? Woo! Wait, why? Why is that not him? Why would he? He's not in it. Johnny Depp's not in that?

No, I mean, wow. If you threw a dart at Tim Burton movies, Is that not him? Why would he? He's not in it. Johnny Depp's not in that? No. No, I mean, wow. Of all the... If you threw a dart at Tim Burton movies... I picked the one. It'd be so easy... That's the only one I know. Jeez. Thought he was in that one.

So you out? Well, let me think. Hold on. That was my guy, man. It's tough. Does he have, like, water for chocolate? Um, no. No, you got one of the words right.

Or chocolate. Yes, chocolate. I knew chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate. That's what I meant. It's chocolate. It's pronounced Activa.

Chocolate. I'm going to go to my lifeline. Okay, Randy's lifeline says... My girl. My girl. My girl. Okay, Randy's lifeline says... My girl. My girl. Yeah, starting Jamie Lee Curtis. I'm going to say my girl. Andy?

Best in show... Oh, no, she's not in that. She's just married to that guy. Cry baby. Oh! Oh! That's a good one. I'm out.

I'm going to say I'm out. Okay. That's okay. Jesus. We're almost out of time anyway. I mean... Is Randy still in? Randy's still in

Sorry Josh Thanks dude God damn I just go blank I got Rango Was there a Rango 2? There was no Rango 2. Damn it.

There was a sequel to My Girl, though. There was a sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah, there was. I don't think you even have to know the numbers. You just have to know the extra words. Right. I'm staying away from them, but I just... Is there

Pirates of the Caribbean, The Legend of Jack Sparrow? No. I mean... I'm out. Good try. Randy? I was going to say... Thank you.

Pressure is hard. I was going to say Pirates of the Caribbean, The Legend of Curly's goal. Right? It's always fun. Jack Sparrow went on that ranching trip trying to recapture his youth. That's it?

Fuck. It's ridiculous. Because you freeze up in your brain and you know there are things that you should know. And then he like hit his wife and he didn't do movies for a while. There was my girl

and then... My girl too? Full title It's called My Girl 2 Not the bees again My Girl 2 Bees nuts I don't think there's a subtitle It's just My Girl 2

It's My Girl 2 The Legend of Curly's Gold. Andy? I'm going to say a Johnny Depp movie with Donnie Brasco. Yeah! Yeah! Brasco,

Brasco, yeah. Ringo, Rango. Donnie Rango. And that's it. Oh, I got it. What do you mean you got it? Oh, no. It was just your turn and you didn't get it.

I did my girl too. Oh, that's right. Okay, we're back to you. You gave him a bonus. You gave him a bonus. I know we're bad, but we're not that bad. Yeah, we are back to you. Whitey?

What? The Whitey Bulger? The Whitey Bulger? The Whitey Bulger. Listen, I'm just trying to host a show here. There's no reason for name calling. That could have been

for everyone. Jason's the only black guy in here. All right, so. Give it up for Jason. Hey, do you want to stand up and yell Whitey real fast?

You can do it. Whitey! Thank you. The Whitey real fast? You can do it. Whitey! Thank you. The Whitey. Meow, meow, meow. Didn't he do the Whitey? Wasn't he Whitey Bulger? Yeah, but I don't think it was called Whitey.

It should have been. That guy sucked. Oh, shit. I just remembered one. Oh, I got one. Blow. Blow. Blow.

Very good. Favorite moment in Blow is at the very end when the picture of the actual guy comes up and you're like, oh, he is ugly. Jesus, don't put that right after Johnny Depp. Andy, this is yours to Jesus, don't put that right after Johnny Depp. Andy, this is yours to lose, buddy. Sleepy Hollow. Now are you out, Randy?

Yeah. Yeah, he's out. Let's hear it for Andy Jewett! Jesse. Jesse, come get your prizes. Congratulations to Jesse Land. Make your way to the stage. Enjoy all Jeff Tate's stuff, Jesse.

Take my poster and your poster and those two bags. And that candy if you want it. Sklar Brothers here tonight. Two shows. Who's coming back tonight? Come on. Come on.

I knew some of you would. I want more. I knew some would. Yeah, come on out. Dude, 7.30 and 9.45. Yep. And what else have you guys got to plug? We will be in Austin, Texas

at Cap City Comedy Club on November 13th through the 16th. But on November 7th we're doing a show in L.A. This is, I guess, for the podcast, but if anybody's here out in L.A.

On November 7th at Dynasty Typewriter called Tag It, where our friends go on stage, they do their set, Jay and I are right off stage just writing tags for their bits. We come on stage right

after their set and pitch them our jokes. It is so much fun. So we're doing that on that show. Good people. Rhea Butcher, Matt Bronger, Jay Chandrasekhar, Kyle Ayers, Ryan Sickler, Jess May Peluso. Great show. So that's Thursday, November 7th at Dynasty Typewriter.

And then, last thing, I'm sorry, live. We're doing live down at PeopleTown at Largo on December 2nd. Yes. Weird Al Yankovic and Aisha Tyler are our guests with music by Dave Longstrat, the lead singer from Dirty Projectors. So that's December 2nd.

Get your tickets, LA, and people out here. Right on. Do you have anything to add to that, Jason? No, I love what he said. And Andy Jewett, what's going on with you? I want to plug a pilot that hopefully you'll be hearing about soon that I did with Michael Madsen, who's in Donnie Brosco. Yeah, yeah.

And Mathilde Olivier, who is in J.J. Abrams' movie Overlord. She's really great. And then three of the five super troopers, Jay Chandrasekhar, Eric Stolhansky, and Paul Soder are all in it. The best. I'm in it. A couple local actors from Denver. It's called Offline.

It's about life after the internet goes away. It's set in Colorado. So just start randomly tweeting at studios, make Offline. Offline. Make's about life after the internet goes away. It's set in Colorado. Just start randomly tweeting at studios. Make Offline. Make it! Make it! It's directed and written by Gabriel Doran, who's great.

He's a guy from Denver. Thanks to Incredibles and Live Well for helping make it happen. Plugged out. As always, my dates and deets can be found at douglosmov happen. Nice. Plugged out. Yeah. As always, my dates and deets can be found at douglosmovies.com. Nice.

Yeah. Yeah. Did you see Ted Danson getting arrested with Jane Fonda the other day? Yeah. good for him I say

yeah getting some last minute snapshots on stage you're not getting there we go get the monkey thank you everybody

for being here thank you to Comedy Works one more time for all my guests Randy Sklar Jason Sklar thank you our winner, Andy Jewett. As always, positive energy.

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