Doug Loves Movies - Andy Signore, Kate Miccuci, Sean Jordan and Dave Waite guest

Episode Date: October 26, 2016

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seats with 50 azod-pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not more that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love movies. Hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. And you know what Doug doesn't like? It's baseball. Feels like there's some empty seats here tonight because people care so much about the World Series,

which I thought was a thing people didn't care about anymore. But then when a team that hasn't gotten into it for a million gazillion years gets into it, then suddenly it becomes very exciting. Is it weird to have this in front of my face the whole time? So I think this is how I'm going to do it, because I have... I'm just going to jump to this since you've

already seen it. Thanks to the folks at Starz, I have an Ash vs. the Evil Dead foam chainsaw hand. Tired of being number one? Put a chainsaw on your hand instead. And sort of say that you're number one, but through chainsaw. Plus a lot of other stuff from Ash vs. the Evil Dead in the prize bag tonight. They sent me a ton of promotional materials, and I will get them all out of my house.

We're coming to you once again from our original home, the UCB Theater Franklin location in Los Angeles, California. That's right. Give it up for all of those things, especially the Franklin part of it the Franklin location I love this block it's Tuesday October 25th 2016 only two weeks until the presidential election

let me see some name tags that I can vote for audience we've got one we've got two three four oh there's plenty okay just wanted to make sure there was enough we'll get into it more specifically in a little while. But I just wanted to make sure there was enough to go around.

Because as you can see, I've got four guest seats here tonight. Doug plugs, Doug loves scary movies. This Thursday night, October 27th at Cobbs in San Francisco. Wear your Halloween costumes. Give them a test run, SF. Saturday, Doug Loves Movies comes to the first ever Now Here This Fest in Anaheim, California. Mini-app, Doug is going to love movies again

at the Women's Club of Minneapolis on Saturday, November 5th at 420. Douglovesmovies.com. Douglovesmovies.com douglosemovies.com from the from the corrections department I'm gonna see how long I can pause

I'm gonna see if I can stretch that pause out to like a minute like really hammy acting you know like Stanley Tucci in the core I'll tell you what I think we should do. We should drill into the core.

I think he has a pause like that in that movie. Alright, from the corrections department, it's forces of nature, not force. Oops. The guy who runs dorkies like you guys may have not heard

this yet but I may have impugned a gentleman by saying he was racist a guy who owns a barcade up in Tacoma

Washington and I just want to say that after his supposed racist tirade that he made publicly and got in a lot of heat for,

he donated two nights' worth of profit to Black Lives Matter. So he donated all those quarters. Because it's a barcade. So I don't know how they transported them. I don't know how that works. Might have cut them a check. But no matter what, he tried to make good on that.

This all happened a couple years ago, too, so who really cares? Here's another correction I don't give a shit about. Two F by C is the correct title of the Dennis Leary-Sandy Bullock joint. Yeah, nobody cares. You get one person tweet at me these things and I feel like

I have to, you know. This is such a... Alright, the prize bag also has... I just gave up on that. Let's get to the prize bag, get the guests out here. What are you rambling about? We got some honey mustard pretzels. Yeah, I got like a wine gift basket thingy.

Not wine. It had Tito's vodka in it. And I quit alcohol for 30 days. So that's probably why I'm off my game tonight. Because today is day three. Here's a Douglas Movies t-shirt. We got Phil Bill, the coloring book that everybody's

ranting and raving about. We got a hat and a shirt and a souvenir book all from Ash vs. Evil Dead. Not to mention an Ash vs. Evil Dead bag. But I dare to say that the winner of the prize bag tonight,

one of the seven or eight people who made a name tag, is going to go home with a lot of shit. But also, and we'll get to this in a second as well, I think we have a very special prize for everyone that's here

tonight. Yeah. Let's get my guests out here. Please give a big warm welcome to Andy Signore, Dave Waite, Sean Jordan, and Kate Micucci! Come on out, you guys. Yeah, right?

Somebody in the audience already saw your prize bag, Andy, and they're like, oh, shit. That guy brought some stuff. All right, so let's all try to scoot down that way a little bit. Sean, just use the end of the table there. Try not to turn your back to the lovely folks in the side section. And yeah. Oh, that worked out great.

All right. We've all got enough room. But let's start with the first timer on the panel, first time guest on the show. It's Andy Signore everybody. From Screen Junkies. What's your title over there? President? Yeah, something like that. Creator, President, all around in charge. Yeah, you're in charge of Screen Junkies, which people love. They get to check out a lot of this stuff for free

on YouTube and whatnot. And that's ScreenJunkies.com. But there's a paywall situation over there. There is. Where you are. Where they can get lots of fun stuff, including my show, Pitch Off, and also a show with Kevin Smith and

what's his name? Jason Mewes. I love how you go, uh... You should definitely know. You see him once every couple of months. Unboxing toys week to week. Yeah, they unbox toys on camera. And that's the show.

And that's the beauty of Screen Junkies. They're breaking boundaries and doing different things. In my show, they gave me my own studio that I get to run, and I get to have people come in and pitch ideas to me. Which brings me to another guest on the panel. Kate Micucci's here, everybody. She recently participated as a contestant on Pitch Off.

And tell everybody what that experience was like for you. Should I give away spoilers? It's okay? Yeah, sure. It comes out on November 9th is when your episode will be available at Screen Junkies Plus. But go ahead. Spo's okay. Yeah, sure. It comes out on November 9th is when your episode will be available at Screen Junkies Plus, but go ahead. Spoil away.

Well, it was a category that I knew nothing about. Oh, that's right. We wanted you to talk about the Marvel Universe. Make a Wes Anderson Marvel movie. Yes. A Wes Anderson Marvel movie. But they use the initials. What are the initials for Marvel Universe? MCU.

Yeah, what is it? Marvel? Cinematic. Cinematic Universe. So we just sent you a thing saying MCU, and you probably were immediately like, what the fuck is MCU? Yeah, I didn't know what MCU was.

I thought it was where Kiefer Sutherland works on 24. I thought it was like, you know, like how they have like Man Crush Mondays. Like, I thought it was something like... Oh, yeah, the old Man Crush Under. Yeah, exactly. I was like, they have man crush Mondays. I thought it was something like... Oh, yeah, the old man crush under. Yeah, exactly. I was like, all right, I got that. Oh, no, I don't have it.

Man crush undercarriage. Who's got the best bottom ball? So you were confused by that, and you had to come in and pitch, but I think you were a real good sport about it, and you still had some fun ideas. And we can't say if you won or lost and also there's nothing really to win or lose uh we're just really looking for some new great ideas like a wes anderson marvel cinematic universe movie i i don't know that i had any good

ideas for you but um i had a fun time and thanks for having me on it and in my episode i would say i will i will give one hint i I phone a friend, sort of. Not sort of. She had a friend write out a pitch for her and she read it from her phone. Doug called it a speaker phone. It's fun. It's a fun episode

as they all are. So check those out and check out Kate singing the Christmas version of the Douglas Movies theme in the upcoming weeks between every year between Thanksgiving

and New Year's. We use your version of the song with Ricky Lindholm, the other half of Garfunkel and Oates. And bring out the jingle bells.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yep. And what else? Oh, you're the star of Don't Think Twice. We have to talk about that. Well, I don't know that I'm... Thank you. I don't know that I'm the star, but...

You're surrounded by a bunch of slobs, and you really bring the whole thing home. I have to tell you, I was in Westwood at a theater, and it just so happened that they were screening Unleashed, that movie I did about the dog and the cat. And, you know, oh, thank you for the few people that came to that screening.

I think they just love dogs and cats. Yeah, maybe that's a point. Who can't clap for dogs and cats? Everybody would be clapping for dogs and cats. But as I was leaving, they were taking down the Unleashed, like, name on the marquee and putting up Don't Think Twice. And it just said my name and then Don't Think Twice.

And I was like, oh, oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry. I'm flattered that you would put my name up there, but I don't think, you know, I'm not, like, you should really put Mike Birbiglia's name up there. And then the guy's like, oh, your name was the only one that worked with the amount of letters we had. So for a week, it looked like I was the star of Don't Think Twice.

We had a lot of C's laying around for Makuchi. That's, wow. It was very sweet. Because we play a game on this show called Cable Billing. Yeah, that's it. And in that game, I'll just name on Time Warner Cable, they'll just do the most random in every cable system. They'll pick two random people from a movie,

like for Don't Think Twice, Don't Be Surprised, if it says Kate McEuchie and Tammy Sager or something like that, and skips over Mike and all the other people that are in it. Yeah, Keegan and Gillian. Yeah, it's weird. They do weird things with that, so we turn it into a game on the show.

Moving on! I just wanted to mention, though, that Don't Think Twice is... Michael Jackson once said, Remember to always think twice. Do think twice. I mean, that was something he was saying to Billie Jean, so, you know, in her case, maybe she should always think twice,

and in your case, you don't have to. Maybe that'll be the sequel. What? Dave Wade is here, everybody! Hey, hi! Yeah. Hello. We first met you on Doug Loves Movies in Chicago.

Was that the first time you did it? I was here. Here? In this very theater? Yeah, man. You were sitting one seat over? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, now I'm remembering it.

And then we also hung out last August at the Italia Theater in Chicago. Yeah, yeah, we did that. Okay. All right. So you've got quite a history with the show. last August at the Talia Theater in Chicago. Yeah, we did that. So you've got quite a history with the show. And I think Andy's going to be really good at the games I have a feeling. The way he's been looking at the answers

on this piece of paper. No, they're on the other side. It's all good. And Kate's always great at this stuff. So you feeling good today Dave? I just want to know why that guy's phone is in his sock that's really throwing me the fuck out yeah see it takes a little thing like that I wouldn't be surprised if somewhere else in this panel

asked this guy to do that just to throw you off it's kind of like you know Trump bringing Obama's half brother to the debate I you know, Trump bringing Obama's half-brother to the debate. I'm sure this guy is somebody's half-brother with his phone in his sock. I think it's a really good idea. He's got a heavy-duty sock, man.

You don't walk around with it down there. That's just during showtime. When you're just kicking back watching a show. No one's going to walk up with a butterfly knife and say, give me what's just during show time. When you're just kicking back watching a show. No one's going to walk up with a butterfly knife and say, give me what's in your fucking sock.

And that's Sean Jordan, everybody. Oh, I'm introducing Sean Jordan. He switched it. Sean Jordan, we're getting to smattering because we're all talking. We're all obsessed with the sock. I think it's a good idea.

I wasn't going to say anything about it. He switched the sock. He did. It's like that cup trick that you see with people doing on the streets. Which ball's the cup in? Which sock's my phone in? Sean and I met in Sioux Falls.

Best city in the world. One of the Dakotas. South. I don't think I. Best city in the world. One of the Dakotas. South. South. I don't think I've done anything in North Dakota. That might be one of my states that I've got to cross off the list somehow. Which city would you recommend in North Dakota? Fargo.

Fargo. Oh, shit. My bad. Was I looking at you, Dave? My bad. I got excited. I love Fargo. You had the same answer, so it's all good.

Is it just the movie that you like and the TV series based on it, or do you really like going to Fargo? I like it, yeah. There's like a place called Sweeto Burrito where they put French fries. Sweeto Burrito? Yeah, they put French fries. I mean, that's all I need to know. They put French fries in a burrito.

It's called Fargo. Just add O to everything. And then Fargo, fuck yourself. Fargo's not bad. Fargo's alright. But we met in Sioux Falls and I'd love to do one of these there someday if we think we can scrape up enough people to

check it out. We can do that. I think it's worth a shot. Why not, right? I'm saying. I'll be there over Christmas at the new comedy club Wacko's worth a shot. Why not, right? I'm saying, I'll be there over Christmas at the new comedy club, Wackos with a Z. You don't have to make up comedy clubs just to make Sioux Falls seem cooler. Wackos with a Z. I try to stick up for that city. All right, Wackos.

Yeah, it's real. Sean, let's start with you because I feel we should build in this direction to what Andy has brought for us this evening. What do you have for the prize bag? I went a little nuts at Target. They got a lot of Halloween candy. So first we have Candy Corn Peeps. Dog. Oh, no.

Are you kidding me? God damn it. What a weird tasting thing that must be. I bet you they are so fucking dope. Nobody's tried to put candy corn flavor into anything but candy corn. You need to talk to Target because they're throwing in granola bars no they have it in healthy stuff stuff that's supposed to be healthy like i don't know granola bars i guess right yeah that's pretty much the only example you're gonna have uh caramel apple twizzlers okay chains those are dope so a variety

of candies variety candies and then scream a blray Scream, because it's fucking dope. That's neat. I've got to stop saying dope. And then an album, since I don't have one, I keep giving my roommates out, Ian Carmel and Kale Rockstars, because it's awesome. There we go. Different way to go.

There you go. So that's what I got. What did you think of the movie Dope? I loved it. Okay, good. We went together. Great job. That was a great chance to say dope again,

and you didn't do it, so good for you. Kate, what do you have for the prize bag? Mine's not nearly as elaborate. Not knowing much about Wes Anderson, I brought the Grand Budapest Hotel. Hotel, right. Yeah, you've got to do your research now. And then I just brought two T-shirts that I made.

One says, I don't usually wear socks, but I'm planning on going bowling later. And I need my phone! You need to do a new version of that where there's a phone tucked into a sock. I should say, I always wear socks, and that's how I carry my phone. And then there's another t-shirt that I made,

and this one is just, it says, Howard liked little boobs, little boobs liked top hats, there's another t-shirt that I made and this one is just Howard liked little boobs, little boobs liked top hats because Howard is holding hands with a girl who has little boobs but she's wearing a top hat. There you go. Two t-shirts and a movie. I'd like to see a TV series called

Little Boobs and Top Hat. Sounds like they could solve a lot of crimes. What do you got for us here, Dave? I got a pin. It's my head. Oh, that's nice. From a distance, I thought that was a famous cartoon character. Yeah, it's me. I couldn't figure out which one.

It's just your head. And then 27 Dresses, right? Yeah, right? Who doesn't want to watch 27 Dresses? If you haven't seen it 27 times, you're not doing it right. I think it's good. And then I got a Jack Reacher book

in honor of the new Reach. One of the numerous Jack Reacher books that they probably don't bother to get too much out of for the films. I heard the new one's terrible. Is it? Ah, shit. That sucks. I haven't heard it from any one specific person,

but just the vibe is not good. Rotten Tomatoes didn't get a very good number. I liked the first one. It kicked the shit out of a lot of people. It was tight. All right, pass everything down here, you guys, that you brought so far, because I because i gotta really get this all consolidated before this monster bag gets involved because you know andy works at screen junkies so he's got access

to a lot of stuff and uh so tell us tell us you're gonna just put it all on the table oh my god a bunch of toys so at screen junkies we have a lot of stuff on our sets. So there's like some Batman, some Loki, there's a Screen Junkies hat, Screen Junkies shirt. This, well that's the funny thing, hold on. And then I have Cars perfume. This is all random things.

A Waterworld poster. And then this was just random because I'm trying to unload this and I shot sketcher videos way back and these are

the weird shape up shoes those weird rounded bottom shoes yeah they hurt your foot but I did like viral videos for them and I kept this

in my closet and my wife has been begging to unload it so you guys get that because I didn't want to give away because they felt valuable

that's a cape and then of course it is this is rare actually this is my horror movie The Janitor So you guys get that. I didn't want to give away because they felt valuable. That's a cape. Of course it is. This is rare, actually. This is my horror movie, The Janitor. I actually don't give this away very often. So if you don't like me, someone will be excited you got it. A cape that says Arrow. Which would finish your Arrow costume

because he has a sock in his shoe. So a lot of fun, random crap. But Doug, that didn't feel enough for me when I'm here. That wasn't enough. All this stuff. No, because we're so grateful as screen junkies that you help us all the time. So I just wanted to be Oprah.

Am I allowed to be Oprah? Well, I guess so. Oh, shit. I want to give something away to everybody in the crowd right here. How about screen junkie t-shirts for everybody everybody gets a shirt god damn it everybody gets a shirt and how about this in order to see doug show pitch off everything else on plus including the roast of rick grimes which is very funny with a bunch of roasts of rick grimes how would you all like a membership to screen junkies All right, well, that's fun.

Wait, so how long is this membership good for? I think a few months. They're going to be able to check out a lot of stuff. A few months. That's pretty cool. Okay. So I have a friend, a colleague here has a clipboard.

You have to put your email on there so I can make sure I email you the membership. And then we have T-shirts we'll hand to you, too. So yay! Thanks, Doug. Thanks, everybody at Black Lives Movies. Oh, and if you're listening, Doug, we're going to give just your listeners 20% off an annual discount

if they use promo code Doug at checkout. ScreenDuckies.com. All right. So check out the show. Fair enough. It's so good. We want to all see it. It's like a wrestling match in here.

This is electric. Yeah, that was pretty exciting. Is there really a piece of paper being passed around they could fill out? He should be coming out this side there. Come on out this side then. I want to see that it's happening. He doesn't trust me.

I don't like everybody to have to line up afterwards to sign up. I want to just get it all in while you're here. Okay, you got it going? Okay, good. So yeah, get your email on there and don't cheat and write down the email of everyone you know. My whole head moves when I wink. I'm terrible at

winking. Alright, so really quickly, let's go down the line and ask the question I always like to ask everybody. What was the last movie that you saw Sean S. Jordan I went to The Girl on the Train

last night uh huh at Los Feliz 3 so it was the first time I've been to that theater and the theater was so sick I like it there a lot

you like that theater a lot I do I like it a whole bunch now it's my new favorite theater in Los Angeles alright you might want to try the other two screens yeah

well how do you know you don't know which one they took one and chopped it up into three, and if you like the one you're in, then you're not in the ones that suck. It was a good movie. I enjoyed it. One of the theaters in there,

you have to literally look up. You really are looking up at the movie. It might have been that one. Oh, and you thought that was sick. I agree. I totally think it's sick. But was it dope? No.

Well, it doesn't take a lot for me, Douglas. It's just, you know, I enjoy things. I'm glad you plugged the theater more than the movie. Kate, what do you got? Yesterday, I re-watched, because I hadn't seen it since high school, To Die For. It's a good movie. Oh, with Nicole Kidman and Matt Dillon? Yeah, it's really good.

All right. It's great. Joaquin Phoenix is so good. and Matt Dillon? Yeah, it's really good. All right. It's great. Joaquin Phoenix is so good. He's really young in it, but he's amazing. Hard to forget her dancing around in front of the car lights out in the... Oh, and it's all rainy. Yeah, yeah. It's a really good movie, though.

Okay. Anyway. Thanks for that. Yeah, somebody re-watch that movie. Get to Kate on Twitter. Let her know. Let me know if you like it. Let her know.

Oh, I'm so glad you talked me into that. It really is worthwhile. Yeah. It would suck if somebody wrote to you, what a waste of damn time. How dare you? No, that's a classic. Gus Van Zandt directed that, right? All right.

Dave? I watched a movie on American Airlines. It was sick. And... People talk like that sometimes. on American Airlines it was sick and the movie was the Independence Day which was wolf that's a real shit surges one oh my god what's it called insurgents who gives a shit resurgent resurgent yeah that's it I want to watch that for movie fights isn't that the third part

of the Shailene Woodley trilogy resurgent resurgent yeah it's terrible that new Independence Day

yeah I that was my review what did we have to argue I argued about it on movie fights and I made you go see

the theater and you said you were the only one yeah well there was me and the other guy I was on the road with, but what's... What did we have to fight over?

Like, which character should have died? Or which character we want to die the most? What's the worst scene? Yeah, what was the worst part of the movie? What's the worst part of the movie for you? Ah, shit. I think the fact that Judd Hurst

doesn't die, I think that was... Right, it really looks like he's about to die. Yeah, then he's like, ah, I just lived on the... Bullshit. Whatever. I lived on the tidal wave. Yeah.

I hated that they didn't put Will Smith in, but then they give you the picture of him, and then it pans to the bad little kid Will Smith who was atrocious. You don't want to... Don't remind me Will Smith's not in it. I'm going to watch it tonight. I didn't like the character that went

up to the space orb and everyone was looking at it like, is it going to kill us? And he just walks up to it and starts touching it and then it fucking grabs his hand and it won't let him go for a little while and you wanted it to just kill him. The most annoying character ever. It was very annoying.

Alright, I did a show a couple days ago so I don't think I've seen a movie in its entirety since then. I watched episodes of Portlandia on the flight back from Washington. Yeah. I love this. You know, I like

to get a group of people together, like 99 people or maybe a few less than that, and just say things that make two or three applaud at a time. That's all right. Because that's how niche-y entertainment has become, is that, you know, three people love something. Who loved the latest episode of Walking Dead

loved it loved it loved it absolutely ah shit I haven't seen it I don't it was weird

I just don't I have not it's just gotten into the realm of just being torture yeah they need more zombies

watching people get tortured yeah it needs to be more zombies Negan's way cooler than zombies. Raise your voice. How about Westworld?

Do you like Westworld? I love Westworld. The movie Westworld was one that we grew up with. My friend had like 30 VHS movies and Westworld was one of them. It's a rad movie. I wish Negan would go to Westworld and get face fucked by Ed Harris.

I do not like Negan at all. I mean, I get that he's a charismatic actor and he gets good monologues or whatever, but I'm just like I don't like what he does. He's the best villain they've had, for sure. That's the worst villain. Well,

glass is half empty. Yeah, he's the worst, best villain. You guys need to get quiet. Right. You guys are interested in our conversation about Negan, and I like that. I just think it's interesting that they got straight-up R-rated violence into a primetime television program with commercial sponsorship. You can't say the F-word. You can't see somebody's dick, especially if it's a lady. You don't know which restroom she should go into.

He, sorry, you know what I meant. Here's the part of the show where I say, let the games begin! You don't care what movie I saw, Doug? It was Doctor Strange.

It was good. Oh, shit. Oh, no! I want to talk about that one! It was good. Oh, no. I want to talk about that one. It was good? Yeah, it's not the best Marvel movie, but it's an origin story. It's good.

Cool action sequences. Here's a fun game. What's your favorite Marvel movie, Kate Micucci? That one that Wes Anderson made? What is your favorite, Andy? Winter Soldier. Or Iron Man. That is a good one. Wes Anderson made? What is your favorite, Andy? Winter Soldier. Or Iron Man. That is a good one.

Which Iron Man? First one, definitely. Number one? Oh, yeah. You thought Jeff Bridges was a compelling villain? No, I just think it's a good movie. Third act isn't great, but it's still a solid one. Billing is so important for me in those.

Winter Soldier, I think, is still the best. Okay. Yeah, I like that. That is a solid one Civil War though you like that too yeah I mean that scene in the airport is probably the best comic book fight ever yeah that was super neat

like a seven year old kid playing with my action figures yeah I like that a lot too alright can you make a list of ones I should watch if you think your life is alright without watching movies made for boys, then, you know, little boys. I'm not talking about men.

I'm talking about children. What about the Pixar movies? Do you watch those? Some of them. Yeah. Probably not Cars. I didn't see Cars. Or Cars 2.

No, I didn't see that one. Those are bullshit. The cars have eyes on their windshields, and nobody is inside them driving them, and they have racing competitions. It doesn't make any sense. Should we see what they smell like? No. You steered that to cars so quickly, like you had that on your mind.

That was funny. What? That just got steered to cars so quickly. I am really curious what that smells your mind. That was funny. What? That just got steered to cars so quickly. I am really curious what that smells like. I agree with Andy. His impulse to open it was a smart one and I just yelled at him for no reason.

Just like the idea. Drakar's Noir. Drakar's Noir. That's the last time I want to hear you speak. I just like the idea of someone like... That was a good one. Thank you.

She just made it more valuable because it's been used by you. If you're like going out on a date... Oh, I get used by... So I got to spray something down my pants? Ew.

Some guys do that, right? Give their junk a little... Fucking scumbags do that. That'd be the worst thing. Scumbags and gigolos. I can't imagine if I were going down on a guy and it smelled like cologne. I'd just leave.

Or if it smelled like Cars perfume. Cars perfume. If it smelled like anything other than like skin, you know? Because that means they were planning on getting a blowjob and you can't plan on that. All right. I think I'm close to opening this thing.

Jesus Christ. I'm filling the dead air pretty tight. It must just be like gasoline. Marvel Comics University. It must be flammable or something

because they're really keeping you from getting in there. Sorry, I suggested it. Jesus Christ. All right. So I could keep picking at it As we go on

Yeah you can do it But then you have to Put your microphone down And then you don't get To participate in Audio entertainment Well that was quick See you're just

Mangling it though Some people like to It's bad enough You're taking it out To play with it But preserve the box I'm going to use it all Oh

Oh no Oh my god It is not as of the box. I'm going to use it all. Oh, no. Oh, my God. It is not as nice a product as I expected from that box. It looks like hand soap. It just looks like a small like, you know, syrup bottle that they

stuck a smiling car with eyeballs on. They should have made it like a tire or some shit. That would have been tight. It's his neon endurance cup. Who's going to try it? And it doesn't have like a safety thing on it. I'm just going to go into the air first

and see how that goes. Oh, there it is. I wish you guys... It's not bad, But it just smells like A scent that a person Shouldn't have That was like Jim Carrey In Dumb and Dumber

With the banaca That's what you just did It's not that bad Let's get some in the air It's not bad yeah And that's what you look for In a perfume It doesn't smell like a car

Or air freshener Which I thought it would It's surprisingly like light It's oh do not horrible It's just not. It's oh-do-not-horrible. It's just not horrible. That's the best I can say about it. Rock hard as noir. So congratulations to whoever wins that.

An especially pre-mangled box. Can I put the lid back? Settle down. It smells like Ross in here now. From friends? Yeah. Yeah. From Friends? Yeah. Rosses? Ross Dress for Less?

Oh, all right. That makes more sense. That's not like that. You guys didn't get that when I first fucking said it? We didn't all get, like, Ross Dress for Less? Or Gordman's or Half Price Store,

wherever you're from. I got them all. Deep Cut, Playboy, Deep Cut. Gordman's? I've got a Ross, like, right near where I live, and I still think of Ross from Friends before.

I don't have a lot of money. I definitely smell... Yeah, I think we all smell like cars right now. Oh my God. I wish my car smelled like this. It'd be dope. That would be dope.

All right. It does smell like... It's going to smell like perfume up here the whole time. You guys have to get your name tags. Oh, shit. Well, you do that, we'll do this. We'll be right back.

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Like, wasn't it? I didn't know they broke his face. It's just, yeah, it's, it's really, it's really a interesting presentation you have there, Chris. There's a joint taped in the mouth. So you might want it. Can you pop that out of there for me? That might have something to do with the presentation.

Can you pass that down to me, Sean? Not put it on the ground. Take the joint off of the... No, just the joint. Oh, wow. It comes out. That's a nice little... It slid right out of that thing. Does it smell good, Dave? It smells like good weed. It's not a spliff, right?

It's all weed, no tobacco. What's a spliff? It's like when they put tobacco in there with the weed. That sounds disgusting. I don't care for it. Kate? Instead of V for Vendetta, it's K for Carly.

How quaint. That's very polite of you Carly what do you got there Dave I got feathers instead of heathers oh

and I replaced Christian Slater in the film and I'm feeling good about that and the lady's name's feathers oh you double checked

that with her singular feather my fault oh shit that would be weird to name somebody feathers name's Feathers. Oh, you double-checked that with her? Singular. Feather. My fault. Oh, shit. That would be weird to name someone Feathers or Willows. Roses. Feather is the one that came up with your car's noir.

Oh, okay. I was looking over there when I chastised you. So I'm glad, because eye contact makes everything worse. Andy? Am I allowed to change mine? Oh. I think you should keep the Twix bar

and change yours. Well, I just thought there'd be more detail and there's just not. No, they just taped the Twix bar. She just did an awesome homemade Care Bear

with high dug. I'm more impressed by that. But there's Mace off. Yeah, that's all they did, though. But that's your name. Your name is Mace? Your name Mace? Yeah.

Really? Your name is Mace? Really? Type. How sad are you going to feel, Mace, if we throw your name tag back in? Whatever. Oh, okay. Let's bring that back up. There you go. That's a name tag.

The Karen Bears movie. Things are going on here. No offense, Mace. I'm sorry. Look at this. She really went all out. She put Mark Wahlberg on a bear and I'm on a bear. A lot of weed leaves are popping out of my stomach

and chest. Furry chest. She's another bear hanging out over there in a cloud with a heart on her ass. That is... I do like the weed leaves coming out of your stomach. Right? The whole thing. Great job. Man, I feel so bad for Mace.

He seems real fucked up. He's got a free t-shirt in Street Junkies Plus. Alright, he got a free t-shirt, I guess. You can also have 27 dresses. Mace, if you haven't seen it, it's a classic. Get your hands on it. James Marsden at his best. Alright, let's play

a couple of games, starting with one that I enjoy a great deal called Purple Rain Man. This is where I'm going to start. I'm going to name the third billed people in this movie mashup title. Not unlike Purple Rain Man. It's going to be two movies that go together nicely. And they don't fight at all.

And I'm going to start with the third billed people in these two movies. And the order I say the people is the order of the titles in their movies. Hopefully that all makes sense as we proceed. Kind of doesn't matter if it doesn't. It's one of those games where you figure it out after you've played it a few times. No audience answers, please.

What mashup movie title has these two third-bill stars in it? J.K. Simmons and Corey Stoll. All right, moving on to the second build. Oh wait, Andy thinks he might have an answer. Wait, sorry. Andy just had to take a pensive breath. Let me give you the second build. That might help you out.

Anna Kendrick and Michael Douglas. So one movie has J.K. Simmons and Anna Kendrick in it. The other one has Corey Stoll and Michael Douglas in it. And then the top billed people in this mashup movie title are Ben Affleck and Paul Rudd. It's so fucking quiet in here. Because everybody knows it but you, Far. I know part of it. I guess it's in the game.

What's that? Accountant. What? Say it. I don't know the second one. You don't? I forgot who it is. Paul Rudd, Michael Dungan.

Ant-Man. Ant-Man accountant? Yeah, it's Accountant Man? That's what I was going to say. The Accountant Man. The Accountant Man. The Accountant Man. I didn't get Accountant Man.

Yeah, that's fun, right? Did you both come up with that together? Is that what happened? Watching you guys struggle with that was fun. Kate was like, I'll be over here if you need me. The accountant, man. The accountant, man. All right.

The accountant, man. We got it. It's cool, dude. The accountant, man. What do you mean I need to pay to get in? No, the accountant, man. All right, this next game is a lot simpler, but Andy does get to go first in this one. And we're going to play Last Man Stanton.

Done. To two points. So each round of this game, we take turns naming actors as suggested by an audience member that's been preselected. But in the second round, the person who dropped out first in the first round gets to name any actor or actress for everybody to play in the next round. And we play until somebody has two points. I don't get points, but I play along anyway. You all in each round get to use one lifeline which is the person

whose name tag you chose. You get to turn to and ask for help. I recommend asking them for help early rather than later. Before the deep cuts. I feel like I'm a little lost but maybe I'll catch on? I think so.

I think you're going to get it. I think you're going to win, too. I don't know about that, but we'll see. Well, you know the whole thing is rigged, right? Alright, let's go to help us out with the first suggestion. Where is knuckle lunch? Knuckle lunch?

Like a knuckle sandwich? Knuckle lunch. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. Why knuckle lunch? Because I... Is it like a knuckle sandwich reference?

Yeah, I was making a website and... You're making a website called knuckle lunch? Yeah. And that's since failed and gone away? And your Twitter name is still knuckle lunch. Yes. Half true. I don't have time to explore the

missing half. I smell a knuckle sandwich coming on. Oh no. I still smell cars. Let's just from now on why don't you just change your story to what somebody says knuckle lunch

say cause I'm gonna give cause I'm about to give you a knuckle sandwich like just give them a punchline then go home or go have a sandwich one of these

yeah okay so what's what's your what's your actual name my name is Adam Adam okay Adam what's your suggestion for Last Man Stanton

so I wanted to tie it in Whoa, there's a story behind it? I'm interested, Adam I'm in there Well, it started when I was born a small Then I got knuckle sandwich tattooed on my lower back and since then it's just been movies

Bye When I was a kid, my dad would hit me at breakfast and he'd hit me at dinner and I used to it grew to a point where I liked it and I was like, where's my knuckle lunch? That was so dark. All right. What's your suggestion? You can give the whole story if you want. I'm sorry to interrupt you.

It's really quick. No, it's really quick. I want to get tied in with your sobriety month. Oh, this is going along with my sober month. I like that. I like a themed answer. Do you want to try to guess? I don't want to try to guess. Holy shit.

Try to guess what? I need more information. Oh, how the game has turned. Finally, an audience member wants to quiz me. We all just have red dots on our forehead. I do want to guess, now that you mention it, it's somebody that's sober a lot in movies? No, somebody that's had some trouble in the past.

Had some trouble with alcohol in the past. It's Robert Downey Jr. No. No. No. I mean, had some trouble with alcohol in the past. Could be fucking anybody. It's like a step through stardom is having trouble with alcohol.

Mel Gibson. You're saying Mel Gibson? That's it. Okay, Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson's had trouble with alcohol in the past? Yeah, it gave him... It gave him mouth diarrhea. I think he had trouble with racism and he just drank some.

But now that he's been sober for, I think he's been sober for eight or ten years or something. He's not racist anymore? A while. He's been sober for a while and so, you know, since he's not drunk, he can not say racist things. Can you say sugar tits still? I don't know who you think that's racist. I was always on the fence about that one. Is sugar tits offensive to you, Kate? Nah, he can call me that anytime.

Yeah, like it'd be much worse if it was like dirt tits. It was a compliment. It was a compliment. It was a compliment. Also, I think he's about to be a dad for the ninth time I just read. Oh, boy. Nine little lethal weapons walking around?

I don't know why. There's nothing to cover up anymore. I don't know why I'm hiding anything from you. Okay, so Mel Gibson is the subject, so we'll start with Andy, and we'll get a running start over to Kate. We just said it, so I'm going to... I didn't mean to do that.

You did what? I didn't mean to... I just said it. Oh, okay, well... Leave a weapon. He's going to take it, I guess, but let's play when I say let's start to play. You have that on account.

It's going to go to me, then Sean, then Kate, then Dave. What? You just said the title just... I made a joke about the nine little lethal weapons walking around. I got it. Well, that's what happens.

It happens when you make jokes. What? I got lost. Chris, I got lost. Chris, I got lost. Andy's going to say Lethal Weapon? Yes, sir. I like the way you play. I'll say Lethal Weapon 2.

This is before every goddamn movie had a subtitle at the end. You gotta know the subtitle if you guess one that's got a subtitle. Lethal Weapon 3, look who's talking now. I'm kidding. Lethal Weapon 3. Kate? The Patriot. Dave?

I don't know why that's funny. I do. Get the Gringo. Get the Gringo, okay. Andy? Braveheart. Braveheart. Braveheart.

What women want. More sugar on their tits. more sugar on their tits. Sean? Wasn't there a lethal weapon for? That's why I was laughing. I was saving it. I thought something you all forgot.

I can't. When Andy didn't take it, I was like, well, I'm not going to be the dick to take it. Okay, lethal weapon'm not gonna be The dick to take it Okay Lethal Weapon 4 Chris and I will Fucking take it Lethal Weapon 4 dog Alright Kate

What do you got Wasn't he in A movie called The Beaver Yep He sure was I don't believe He played the title role

Wait it was a puppet on his hand. A beaver puppet. And the beaver puppet sounded like Michael Caine. My cocaine. You ever done that? Oh yeah, my cocaine. I thought Michael Caine was here for a second. That was crazy.

My name is Michael Caine. Go ahead, Dave. The road warrior. Oh, Dave. The Road Warrior. Oh, okay. I see where we're headed now. Mad Max. Yeah. Yeah.

I'll go with the Singing Detective. What? Singing or sinking? Singing. Singing. Like that's... Could be either, right? What? Singing or sinking? Singing Singing Like that's Could be either Right?

Yeah Yeah Man without a face Did you say man without a place? The sinking man without a face He definitely wasn't singing Okay Kate I feel like I'm failing here

Why? I don't I can't think of... Is he in the passion? You can go to your lifeline if you want. Go to your lifeline. Lifeline, do you have one? Carly? Does Carly have something?

The films of Mel Gibson, the great Mel Gibson? You were probably about eight when he dropped out of the business. Is he in the passion of the Christ? This might end my time here. I would accept a movie that he's directed. Then The Passion of the Christ. I will not accept that one. Because I do not like

torture in my entertainment. No, I'll accept that. Go ahead, Dave. And that leaves it open for the other movie he directed. I can't remember the title right now. It's good, though. Dave? Oh, boy. I can't either. It's good, though. Dave? Oh, boy.

I got it. You can go to your lifeline. And Kate still has her lifeline. Are you staring at my lifeline? Feather. Who'd you pick? Feather? Chicken you pick Feather Feathers

Chicken Run whoa of course Feather comes up with Chicken Run Andy Maverick oh

fucking Maverick that movie's so good it's so good oh it's sick it's so good sick and dope and all of it putverick. That movie's so good. It's so good. Oh, it's sick. It's so good. Sick and dope and all of it put on a burger. That movie is so sick. With extra mayo.

You. Yeah, I was trying to get gross. Nobody got gross. Okay, I'll go super deep to win. I don't know if he went full retarded on this, but he was in a movie called Tim. Tim. Tim. Fact checker

on the show? Nope. You said we can do the other one? The corrections department weighs in a few days later. We can do the other one he directed? Yes. Apocalypto? Yes, that's what it's called. I just kept thinking X-Tapa.

Which is a place not a although is Apocalypto the name of the town that I don't think it was a town is that the name of the village

I wish they called him town welcome to Apocalypto I just live in a little town called Apocalypto right down the road and they're all just robot natives that would work

yeah it would it would be a Westworld spinoff. Kate. I don't, now I'm like, I wonder what movies he would have auditioned for. Like, did he audition for

Titanic or While You Were Sleeping? Like, would he have gone up for those movies? I know he's not in them. I don't know. I don't think he goes, I don't think he went up for things. Yeah, they were just like,

hey. Then, I don't know, Carly. Do you got anything now, Carly? You might have thought of something. No, I'm right. I think I'm... All right, Kate, you're out, but that means you get to pick the actor or actress in the next round, so you could be really devious.

Oh. You know? I don't know how well we all know what films you've been in, so you could name yourself if you wanted to. Oh, I would never do that to you. How about... All right, but you don't... Not yet. We got got to finish this.

You've got to sit there and think about it. I'm very excited about it. Dave? Ransom. Yeah, of course. Give me back my son! Good cut. Give me back my son, sugar chips!

He would have got his son back a lot quicker. Right? If he just yelled put a little sugar on it. You're not as bad of a dad as we thought. Here's your kid. Andy? Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. Yeah, I almost said that, but then I thought what if I got it wrong?

What if it's Beneath Thunderdome? Damn it. So instead, I'm going to go with a much easier title to say and remember. Gallipoli. Now, I don't want this to be the same answer that I'm sitting on, Chris. You're going to have to look at me and know what I'm thinking of. So I'm going to go.

He's got nothing. I had Thunderdome. Well, that's not and know what I'm thinking of. So I'm going to go. He's got nothing. Well, that's not the fucking answer I'm sitting on, Chris. All right, so you got to just go without him there, Sean. The payback? Or payback? I'll accept payback. You want to ride? No, just payback, yeah.

You and I, Chris. All right. Oh, he's got one now. Was that cheating? Both of you settle down. I already went to him, though. I can't go to him again, can I? I mean, he didn't have anything.

All right. I've never had my lifeline not have anything, actually. Okay. That's why I say go to him early. Dave? Machete 2? Oh. Machete 2? I think there's more to it than just Machete 2. Do you know the other words?

Machete kills? I think that's correct. That's right. Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. Yes. At least he said Machete. Right?

In that movie, though, half the time they say machete and half the time they say machete. It's not character-based. Seems like the whiter somebody is in the movie, the more they say machete. They just want to fit in. Yeah, right? What else we got

is it me yeah I have four I'm just trying to oh yeah pickups pick strategically

braggart I'm gonna go with burning a wire oh that was you guys got mad all of a sudden.

Oh, okay. In that case, I'll stay in the same vein. Conspiracy theory. Ooh. It would pain somebody. Chris, throw it at me, dude. It was bird on a wire. Oh, he thought of bird on a wire.

Easy to say, Chris. Easy to say. Yep. I see you're playing the whole time. Conspiracy two? Conspiracy two. It's not even a theory

that time. It's life or death up here, Chris. It's another conspiracy that's real. There's nothing to joke around about. All right, so you're out, Sean.

Yeah, I'm out. But you'll be back in the next round. Dave? Forever Young? Oh, you son of a bitch. I was sitting on that one. With Jamie Lee Curtis.

That's right. My turn? Yes, please. Expendables 3. Of course. I love the opinions. It was the right answer. We should all be stoked. It was the right answer.

Yeah. You never know what people are should all be stoked. It was the right answer. Yeah. It's, you know, you never know what people are going to be stoked by. Some people enjoyed Burt Reynolds in Stoker Ace. Sure. Me, not so much.

For Mel Gibson, I am going to say The Year of Living Dangerously. Never heard of it. Surprising no one. Yeah. Linda Hunt won Best Supporting Actress for her role as a man.

Never heard of her. Never heard of her. Or never... Oh yeah. I wish she was in Maverick. I wish I was in Maverick. I wish I was in Maverick. But she's in Silverado. Dave? I'm fucking toast. You did good, though, dude.

Andy? Pocahontas. Oh, my God. Like the real one, huh? John Smith, brother Poke a fucking harness God damn it That movie

Those songs are I don't know that that movie holds up now Just around the riverbed That's a good one I hear the wolf cry to the blue horn moon I just remembered that I need to pick up some paper towels on the way home The bounty

Oh shit Well if directing counts, Hacksaw Ridge which just came out Oh, doesn't count God damn it, I thought I was so excited about it. You still have a couple more?

Oh, my God. This is really tough. It's not tough if you're out. No, you can just sit there and just relax. It's so creepy. There's so many people in in here and you can hear someone breathing I might have to call it I know there's some good ones out there still but it's just

it's getting harder and harder each day to picture his face and the things that he says and does But it's just, it's getting harder and harder each day to picture his face. And the things that he says and does in motion pictures. He should have been in Tequila Sunrise, but he isn't. I give up. Andy? I don't have any. I was sucking you out. Okay, but audience, we missed something, right?

Signs! Signs! It's always a huge one. Fucking signs. We are soldiers, not so much. What? Air America. With Robert Downey Jr. What? Welcome to the Tombstones. What? Welcome,

what'd you say? Welcome to the Tombstones? A walk among the Tombstones? It was not that Liam Neeson. Oh shit.

Oh shit. Well in that case, the gray taken, taken two, taken three. I hope she didn't pick Liam Neeson.

All right, so Andy's on the board with one point. And we got plenty of time to make this happen for somebody else to catch up and win. Kate, you get to start us off. I was going to say Sandra Bullock. Okay, but what are I was going to say Sandra Bullock. Okay, but what are you really going to say? Sandra Bullock. We just did Sandra Bullock

in the very last episode of the show. So I would be too good at it. No, I'm going to recuse myself because it's fun to play again to see what ones you guys think of. So I'll sit this one out

because I really just did it yesterday. That's nuts. Or two days ago. Okay. We can do a different one. No, no, no. Don't worry about it. Our brand is Crisis.

So you'll go first and then what was the order last time? We'll switch the order around. Which way is it going? So then it goes to Sean and Andy and Dave. Go! Sandra Bullock. Speed. Good one.

Sean? Miss Congeniality. What's so goddamn funny? It's a classic movie. Just to me, Miss Congeniality just sounds like one word and it sounds like a very bad thing that could happen to your body. I was accused of miscongeniality.

Oh, my God. I started congealing, and then they diagnosed me with full congeniality. Andy? Speed two, cruise control. Okay. Just a fun thing to say. Yeah, it's just he's always going to go for the show-off

the answers. I can feel it. Hope floats. I'm pretty sure we didn't say that one on Saturday. Kate? Demolition Man. I think you're going to be formidable in this one. You sound confident. Sean? While You Were Sleeping?

Oh, yeah. Isn't that your favorite movie? That is my favorite movie. I thought you were going to take it just then, and I got real bummed out. Oh, no. I liked that movie better if Mel Gibson was in it. Andy? The Heat. The Heat.

The Heat. The Heat. The Net. Same thing. Kate? She was in Drive, right? Well, you can't, first of all. And you can't, secondly. No, don't ask me. Drive.

Be sure to use your lifeline. Drive. Use your lifeline. Try your lifeline. be sure to use your lifeline drive use your lifeline try your lifeline Sandra Bullock and drive lifeline Carly

no you don't know maybe I'll just switch it up and say a different movie I'd recommend that wait no it wasn't wait shoot

I'm getting movies mixed up I think you are yeah no it was the other one Crash Crash is correct. And please, everyone, tonight, when you go home,

when you drive, don't crash. That was just a public service announcement, that's all. Sean. Forces of nature. Yeah. Now I'm laughing because someone else is laughing. Andy. Miss Congeniality 2.

Full title. Cruise control. Armed and fabulous? I think so, yeah. Fucking rad. Nobody's ever said those words with a question like that at the end. Armed and fabulous?

You are, sugar. Tits. Dave? Lifeline. Okay, Lifeline. Feathers got one. Love potion number nine. Love potion number nine.

Do you agree with that, Dave? Sure, why not? Yeah, why not indeed. Oh, shit. Isn't that right? Yeah, that's right. All right. You faked me out.

I'm just going to say it confidently. Adam and Steve. Kate. What if that movie were like a play on the title of another movie right yeah I think so

oh it's a different title what if like what if the Steve part was the only part that was right what would you change it to then? That's funny. Midnight in the Garden of Good and Steve-O.

That should count. I think we're going to have to... We should... We'll do an episode of P think we're gonna have to we should we'll do an episode of Pitch Off where people have to pitch a sequel to that other one but the

cause that's the perfect title for it Midnight in the Garden of Good and Stevil Sean should I say what that is? the actual title? if you you know play how you want to play can I? Sean Should I say what that is? The actual title? If you

You know Play how you want to play Can I? I said play how you want to play Wow Wow All about Steve Yes

Yeah You know I think you were proving my point from earlier That you should think twice Yeah I just thought he was that you should think twice. Yeah. I just thought he was saying don't think twice in that song. I really did. Do think twice.

I just learned that. I didn't want to say it. And I marinated on it for 15 minutes. He also says the kid is not my son. A lot of people think he's saying chair. The chair? A lot of people need to stop huffing Freon before they listen to Billie Jean. That's bananas. There was a bit on David Letterman when he was on

at 1230 on NBC and he goes, people don't understand. Like somebody wrote into the mail bag or whatever. They said, what is Michael Jackson saying in that one line when he says the kid is not my son? And they go, we've got the tape set up

so you'll understand what he's saying. And they just have the one old guy on the crew. When it comes to that word, just go, chair. Just very loudly and clearly and not singing it. It was so fucking funny. I'll never forget it. So whenever I hear Billie Jean, I always just sing that to myself.

The chair is not my side. Alright. Andy? The Blind Side. The Blind Side, yes. You won an Oscar for that. I watched that twice in one day on Thanksgiving

with a broken foot in Madison, Wisconsin one time. If you could give us a short story about every title... I bet I can. I'd appreciate it. Dave? The Proposal. Fuck you, dude.

Okay, Kate? Minions 2? Nobody knows. How did you know that? I just... Not the proper title. Uh-uh, it's not the right title. Oh, it's not the right title?

Well, say it slower. Minions... Stop. Correct. Minions Chair. Minions was a spinooff of the Despicable Me movies and she was the bad girl. She was the villain in Minions.

Oh, okay. There hasn't been a second Minions. I got it. Oh, there will be. I have a feeling you're going to say no, Chris, and that's not what I want to hear. You got one? What do you got?

Gravity. Oh, dog, gravity. Gravity, holy shit. Gravity. Gravity. Holy shit. Gravity. What are we, a bunch of stupids? Not Chris. Andy. The lake house?

Mm-hmm. What was that about? Oh, the lake house? It was pretty awesome. She and Keanu Reeves lived in the same house two years apart, but they could send each other mail. Through magic? I don't know. I mean, I think that

she's been able to use magic in other movies, but in Lakehouse, it doesn't seem like it's very... What she does doesn't seem like, uh, it's very, what she does doesn't seem practical. Don't worry, he's not going to figure it out. Um, so.

It looks like he's thinking. You already, you already used your lifeline. So you got anything? Practical magic? Yeah, that's correct! Kate? I think I have to use my lifeline. Oh, really? I don't think she might have something.

Wasn't she in that rehab maybe like 28 days or something like that? 28 days. That's correct! Yeah, Carly, thank you! Sean? 28 days. That's correct. Yeah, Carly, thank you. Sean. 28 days later. Remember that where she thumbed that guy's eye in? Because she wanted a bottle and he wouldn't give it to her,

so she's like thumbing his eyes in. Yep, I was sick and it was dope. It was what? Nothing. It was what? You have to give me the same shot. It was what? It was sick and it was dope. It was what? Nothing. It was what? You have to give me the same shot. It was sick and it was dope. That's not a fucking Sandra Bullock

movie. It was also Buck. Go. Do you have an answer? No, I don't. Did you use your lifeline already? I did. Oh, okay, you're out. Andy. No one said it as a title, but you did it as a cheat. Our brand is Crisis. Crisis yeah that's correct

I threw it out there and nobody took it you're supposed to signal me Chris Dave there's gotta be something like other romantic comedy

one should get romantic and comedic for sure she's not old enough to be like a steel magnolia, right? Enough of this. Enough of this throwing things at the wall. Are her tomatoes fried green?

Yeah, that's Julia Roberts. No, it is not. Julia Roberts is steel magnolias. And then who's in, is she a fried green tomato? Mary Louise Parker and Candy Bates. Okay, settle down. Chick flick lover. Reindeer Games, maybe?

That's Charlize. Yeah, not bad. You're naming some bangers. Yeah. Sleepless in Seattle. While you were sleepless in Seattle? Yeah. Okay, you're out. I think I might're out. Kate.

I think I might be out. There's a movie that she did with River Phoenix and Samantha Mathis and I can't think of the name. Oh, right. Yeah. What was it called? I have no idea.

It was like they were country singers. Something about a thing. A thing called love. That's right. Andy? Fire on the Amazon. Whoa! That was like from her past.

Oh my God. She shows her boobs. Yeah, that was... That's the only reason I know that title at all. I never sat through that movie. You got another one there, Kate? Oh, man. Only in my dreams when they make While You Were Sleeping 2.

I really don't know. I think I'm out. That was a good run, though. Andy's got more. I remembered one. I don't. That's really it? Yeah.

What about the one Two Weeks Notice? Hugh Grant. Yeah. Was she in Two Weeks Notice? Hugh Grant. Yeah. Was she in more than one thing with Hugh Grant? Oh, wait. There's the McConaughey movie, Time to Kill. Time to Kill. Shit.

Yeah, and she was in that Murder by Degrees with Ryan Gosling. Murder by Numbers. Numbers, Murder by Numbers. I love that movie with Michael Pitt and Ryan Gosling. Michael Pitt, yeah. Numbers. Murder by Numbers. I love that movie with Michael Pitt and Ryan Gosling. Michael Pitt, yeah. What else did we miss?

Two If By Sea. Two If By Sea was a controversial one from the last episode. Two By Sea. Two By Sea. No, was she in Heather's? It's Two If By Sea,

isn't it? Yeah, it is. Okay. We called it Two By Sea. All right. Sounds like a rap song. Well, Andy, you did it. Andy Signore is our winner tonight.

So, yeah. So you get all this stuff, Karen, to go with your big name tag. You won big, big prizes. Are you going to be able to handle all this stuff? Do you have people who can help you? I can.

Yeah, sure. Yeah. The doctor is here, yeah. He's dressed like a doctor. Come and get it. He most likely beat a doctor. Oh, shit, you do have scrubs on, don't you? I got you.

Oh, and we should say that Andy brought all his stuff in one of the big fun Comic-Con bags that people... I never have a use for it until today. Yeah, it's really a big bag. You just... Everybody's walking around with them strapped on their backs at Comic-Con, so it's kind of an interesting look. But congratulations, Karen.

Good job. There's still a Twix bar up for grabs. Give some candy to Mace for me. What? Give some candy to Mace for me. Oh, that's nice. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. 27 dresses. You guys want to fight over it? Because that's still loose. Yeah. You want to grab that? Get that, Mace. Sean, want to do some plugs?

What do you got to promote yourself? I will be in... I actually have some stuff. I'll be in Boise at Liquid Laughs, November 17th through the 20th. Look at this fucking complicated contraption. Oh, no. Looks like something the Wright brothers did early on.

It does. And there's no shitheads on the back. And there's no shithead on the back, but he remembered to put a joint on the front coming out of the Christ's mouth. Oh, Chris. Who do you want for shithead? Stay quiet.

Traffic. Huh? Traffic. Okay. The band? It's a good one, yeah. I'll be in Boise Liquid Laughs November 17th through 21st

and a show in Portland at Secret Society on December 9th and then headlining Wackos with a Z in Sioux Falls, South Dakota December 22nd, 23rd. This one doesn't have a name

on the back either. Maybe my plug should be both. Carly? Where is she at? Oh, that's you. Who do you want me to call a shithead? I don't know. Everybody's just in a great mood. They're not mad at anything. You don't got any beef, Carly?

No one done your own? I'll say the one that he said. I'll say it for her, too. I'll say it twice. Now, this is a good one. Yeah, yeah, I agree. It's a real good one. Yeah, all right. Good job, Feather.

Woo! Kate, what's coming up for you? What can you promote? Saturday, Ricky and I will be at Festival Supreme. It's a really great lineup. Oh, right here in Los Angeles. That's right. Always a powerful lineup there,

put together by Jack Black and Kyle Gass of Tenacious D and Sarah Silverman and lots of other folks. Yeah, Flight of the Conchords. You had a very eventful time there. The very first Festival Supreme, you had to vamp while the sound wasn't working at all. You were there. Yeah, that was a...

Yeah, it felt like forever, but it was probably. You were there. Yeah. That was a, yeah. It felt like forever, but it was probably all of 15 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. It was long enough. Yeah. You had to stand there and deal with it, but it went okay after that. Yeah.

I think they only wanted us to play one song after that. We were like, we didn't get to do our set. And then they let us play more. Yeah. Smart move on their part. We'll sound check again this time. They don't need a goddamn riot on their hands. Not on the pier. Yeah. Smart move on their part. We'll sound check again this time. They don't need a goddamn riot on their hands. Not on the pier.

Yeah. Dave? Hey, what's up? Dave Wade, everybody. All right. All right. I'll be at the Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase October 27th through the 29th. And then...

Yeah, there you go. The doctor might be there, I guess. October 27th through the 29th and then alright the doctor might be there I guess and then on Halloween October 31st my new album Dead Weight

comes out yeah it's like a pun I don't know I don't understand it's spooky I don't know it's spooky

so that's why the album's out on Halloween? The cover is, I guess. Yeah, okay. I get real on it, I guess. No, I talk about titties. There's some, whatever. It's funny, I guess.

It's a good sales pitch, right? Yeah, buy my new album, it's funny, I guess. Gonna talk about titties. I'm in. Andy, what's going on over at Screen Junkies that you can tell us about? Roaster, Rick Grimes is up right now. If you're a Walking Dead fan, check that out. Roast of

Captain America, also on Plus, and a pitch off. All this amazing stuff we're doing. So, ScreenJunkies.com, promo code Doug at checkout, and check it out there. Thank you for doing this. Thank you, sir. So happy to have you here. One more time for all my guests,

Sean Jordan, Kate Micucci, Dave Wade, Andy Signore. Apologies to whatever's on after this show here at UCB on this Tuesday evening. And as always, traffic is a shithead, traffic is a shithead, and Scott Baio is a shithead, traffic is a shithead, and Scott Baio is a shithead.

Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes unfold, his viewing prowess makes him foggy. There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies.